#a maggot.
...It's kind of wild when the terf that you got into a fight with and had to write an essay on "Why violence is wrong" back in high school now works at the pharmacy where you get your medication from...
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Uhm hello Mr. Mascot... I would just like to know the details of your kidnapping by the Good Omens fandom? And also was there ever a ransom?
OHOHO HELLO MAGGOT. THERE WAS NO RANSOM. I WAS ALONE AND NEW TO THE HELLSITE, AND HAD NO ONE WHO WOULD PAY THE RANSOM.
THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM KIDNAPPED ME AND THEN THEY BECAME MY NEW FAMILY. I LOVE THOSE CRAZY FUCKERS AND I WOULD KILL FOR THEM.
AS FOR THE DETAILS WELL... SOME OF IT IS ON MY PINNED POST? BUT ALSO IT WAS A HECK OF A LONG SAGA MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A POST DESCRIBING IT FOR EVERYONE WHO WASN'T WITNESSING IT LIVE.
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might as well do this- uh no pressure to anyone who sees this btw
at 10 notes ill drink a glass of water
at 50 ill do some homework
at 75 ill clean my room
at 100 ill make sure to set up a selfcare app with everything i need to do and stick to it
at 250 ill work on my book plot
at 500 ill finish my takehome test
at 750 ill finish my presentation on why ppl should listen to tma
at 1k ill change my pronouns on discord to show my neos
at 2k ill share a fic i already wrote here but have been to scared to share
at 3k ill plan a fic
at 6k ill finish my animation
at 8k ill finish all my play list
at 10k ill try to fix my sleep schedual
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Putrid Must Be the Hell by MortLeMalinconia
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devil you know
insta
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My ass been getting bigger lately, guess how big my cock is🤤 dm me if you wanna find out 💦
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I’ve read so many stories from WWI about how wounded soldiers who couldn’t be taken to a hospital and got infected with maggots had a higher survival rate and healed up nicer than a lot of soldiers who were cared for by doctors because the maggots were far better at removing dead/rotten tissue and leaving healthy tissue intact that if I was far from medical care and ended up with maggots in my wound I’d kick anyone away who tried to remove them “No! Let them work!” Fuck, if I was offered to be treated with the modern maggots bred specifically for wound treatment at a hospital I’d be kinda excited. And if someone else got a maggoty wound far from civilization and freaked out I’d try my damn hardest to convince them to please leave them in.
But try having a normal conversation with someone at a dinner party about that.
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doing one of these things because I need to be productive
1 note - I'll drink a litre of water
5 notes - I'll go make myself some food
25 notes - I'll care for my plants (also I need name suggestions for a fern)
50 notes - I'll do 30 minutes of studying
100 notes - I'll tidy my room (you can't see the floor.)
300 notes - I'll cook a really pretty and lovely meal for my family
500 notes - I'll do something someone says I should do idk
1k notes - I will complete my to do list (it's endless. This involves making a sculpture, making a canvas painting, completing hours of schoolwork)
I DONT EXPECT LIKE MANY NOTES BUT THANKS RAGHH
no rules
expires march 15th!!
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So I watched Ramshackle
And I love it
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i wonder what it would be like in the tf2 version of tumblr
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🏃♂️ numberonebonk-fan
results of my genealogy test cominb jn today! can’t waif to see lf i have anymore brothers i don’t know bout!
#mom said j shouidn't but who cares wbat she thinks eh? #bonk posting
⚾ tomjonesbluballs
BEWARE:
do NOT get ANY gender affirming surgeries done by @teutonicteeth, they WILL put weird gross animal organs in you and now i'm pissing blood! i was already done with that!
🕊️ teutonicteeth
:3
⬛ bobomb-archived
moving blogs because my boss caught me reblogging the other teams' posts. mutuals ask for url
🪖 helmet-enjoyer
you cannot break the connection two very very very very very good friends on the battlefield have with each other! HOO RAH!
💣 bomb-enjoyer
i have feelings for you
⚙️ wilco
just got my grandpappy's schematics from some bucket of bones! gonna see how it goes
⚙️ wilco
medic
🥪 bacon-lettuce-testosterone
heavy doesn't want to vauge, but i think one of mutuals is spy
🥸 x-2
be quiet
🏃♂️ numberonebonk-fan
i'm going to kill myseif
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They were just made for the roles of Aziraphale and Crowley, weren't they.
Fucking 100000/10 casting. And that would have been true at any point in their careers. They've always been perfect for this role. That's all I have to say.
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!!!SPOILERS FOR THE RAMSHACKLE PILOT!!!
Stone acting like a mother is living rent free in my head
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I need an Angel Dust with all of his arms tucked in doing the worm randomly in the floor- to absolutely everyone’s horror and confusion
Charlie: Do you have any special skills that… aren’t related to sex? Or murder? Or drugs?
Angel: I can do this!
Angel, drops to floor and pulls arms in:
Angel: *wiggle wiggle wiggle*
Vaggie:
Vaggie: I think I would have preferred if you did a sex thing.
(@chaotic-purple for a comment left in previous post)
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honestly love the conceptual implications of the phrase "heat death". the entire universe that we live in is a slowly cooling corpse.
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