#a slap on titan
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Jaune Arc Is A Creep
Cardin: Ha! You stupid nerd! (Shoves Jaune) Reading books and shit!
Jaune: Laugh while you still can! You're the stronger one now, but some day, I'm going to grow up, and I'm going to teach myself how to make chloroform and knock you all out! Then I'll drag you into my basement and chain you to the walls! The first thing you'll see when you wake up is me, standing over you as your new god!
Jaune: AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOU WORSHIP ME IN WAYS NO GOD HAS BEFORE.
Cardin: ...
Ruby: (Bandaging him) And then what happened?
Jaune: (Sniffles) They beat me up and took my books~!
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Ruby: Fuck you guys! I'm going back out there and kicking their asses!
Jaune: No, Ruby! Vengeance protocol dictates that we should lay low after an attack and conserve our resources!
Ruby: Fuck the rules! They insulted us!
Jaune: Ruby, as a guy who gets his ass kicked so much he could be a professional, listen to me. The only thing we can do for now is survive!
Ruby: Oh, so I should just cower like you, should I? LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!
Yang: (Pops Ruby in the head) As far as I can see, you're the only one acting like a little bitch here, Ruby. Now listen to what Jaune has to say.
Jaune: Thanks for sticking up for me, Yang!
Yang: Shut the hell up, Jaune! And you, Ruby Rose, open your mouth.
Ruby: Wha- (Bread shoved in, Gagging)
Jaune: Oh! Oh... Oh, wow... That's... That's kinda hot, Yang.
Yang: Eat, Ruby. Eat and build your strength.
Ruby: (Crying)
Jaune: Keep crying, Ruby. It'll make the bread taste like tears.
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Pyrrha: Jaune, I know this is tough, but... Is there a higher power you worship?
Jaune: I used to worship Monty Oum.
Pyrrha: Who's Monty Oum?
Jaune: THE GOD OF DEATH.
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Goodwitch: You there! Who the fuck are you?!
Jaune: Jaune Arc, sir!
Goodwitch: Why the fuck are you here, trainee?
Jaune: To become a huntsman, sir!
Goodwitch: That's bullshit! Look at you! I bet you play with dolls!
Jaune: Well, yes, but only for roleplay revenge fantasies, sir!
Goodwitch: Shut up, Banana-Slut!
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Blake: You can do it, Weiss. Just focus on your core when using the tether.
Jaune: Yeah, it's not too hard if you concentrate.
Weiss: Even you can do this, Arc? I know I'll regret asking this, but what's your secret?
Jaune: I, uh.... I kinda have a natural advantage with this skill.
Weiss: What do you mean?
Jaune: I, uh... I used to experiment a lot with auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Weiss: ...Just take me up the tether.
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Jaune: Oh! I also like to read!
Blake: Oh, really?
Jaune: Yup! For example, did you know that if you electrocute someone underwater, it'll leave no burn marks?
Blake: ...
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Jaune: So... I gave it a lot of thought, and I decided. I'm going to serve on the front lines.
Nora: What?! Why?! Jaune, seriously, you suck at everything you do!
Jaune: I know.
Nora: With your tactical brilliance, you could easily land a spot as an officer away from the battlefield!
Jaune: I know.
Nora: So why the hell are you coming to the front lines with us?!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: I WANT TO SEE DEATH.
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Ren: We're finally here, Jaune. We finally made it as huntsmen. Do you have any regrets?
Jaune: No. It was either this or med school.
Ren: I... wasn't aware you wanted to be a doctor. What was going to be your specialty?
Jaune: (Wide grin) EUTHANASIA.
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Coco: I'm open to suggestions.
Nora: Let's give all of our weapons to Ruby and have her use them to build a giant rifle-toting, sword-swinging mecha.
Coco: What is this, a fucking anime? No!
Blake: We could always give up and run away.
Coco: No!
Ruby: Let's play Arrowfell!
Coco: NO, GOD DAMMIT! NO! Does anyone have any good ideas?!
Ren: Jaune has one.
Coco: ...Dear god. Alright. How bad is it?
Jaune: This is an old revenge fantasy I used to reenact with dolls.
Yatsuhashi: Holy shit, this guy is fucked.
Jaune: In my most elaborate schemes, I'd pretend the dolls could see me before stabbing their eyes out and burning them alive.
Fox: ...Jaune, has anyone ever told you that you have an unhealthy obsession with ocular trauma?
Jaune: It's like closing the windows to the souls!
Cardin: You know, if we shoot out the Grimm eyes, we could finish them off without losing anyone.
Pyrrha: Jaune, you are the creepiest fucking guy I've ever met, but hey, that's not a bad plan.
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Nora: Jaune, can I ask you something?
Jaune: Sure!
Nora: This is going to sound stupid, but... Let's say I, hypothetically, have romantic feelings for a fake brother-
Jaune: You mean Ren?
Nora: Yeah, whatever. But let's say I acted on those feelings. Would it... Would it be wrong?
Jaune: Nora, why are you asking me about socially moral protocol?
Nora: Because you're the only one I can trust to not tell anyone. And even if you did, everyone would just assume you're being a creep again and I could deny everything.
Jaune: Wow, Nora. That's cold, dark, and manipulative genius.
Nora: I'm sorry, I just really need to know.
Jaune: I've never seen you in this light before.
Nora: Is it wrong?
Jaune: Hey, can I have a lock of your hair?
Nora: Answer my question, Jaune!
Jaune: Alright, alright! Look, the way I see it, I don't see anything wrong with your feelings, Nora. He wasn't really your family anyways, so even if you did incest-bang, it would've been fine.
Nora: It's not incest!
Jaune: I know, I know! I just prefer to think of it that way!
Nora: ...
Jaune: Bitch, don't even give me that look. You already KNEW what you were getting into asking me for advice!
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Marrow: General, wait!
Ironwood: God dammit, Wags, not now!
Marrow: General, Huntsman Ren and Pine along with Huntress Valkyrie are invaluable soldiers, and thus are completely expendable. But you should know that Huntsman Arc is said to be one of the most fucked up people on Remnant!
Jaune: (Thinking) No! They found my secret!.
Ironwood: Oh, really?
Jaune: Act normal- (Meow) NO, MISTER WHISKERS! NOT NOW!.
Ironwood: And just how fucked up are we talking?
Jaune: (Twitching hard) GET YOUR LITTLE CLAWS OUT OF MY EYES~!.
Marrow: Fucked up enough, some say, to rival even you, General.
Ironwood: ...To rival me, you say?
Ironwood: JAUNE ARC!
Jaune: MEOW!
Ironwood: Is what they say true?! Are you truly a fucked up little shit?!
Jaune: Well, I think I'm perfectly normal, but I may have a few desires and tendencies some may classify as... off?
Ironwood: ...Okay, Huntsman Arc. We're going to play a little game, and if you lose, the survival of both yourself and your friends over there, too!
Jaune: Sir, this is a horrendous abuse of authority-!
Ironwood: SILENCE!
Ironwood: Jaune Arc, I challenge you to a personal duel to the death! We shall fight with words to determine once and for all who is the most fucked up human being on the planet!
Jaune: (Huffs) Okay, this? I can do!
Jaune: I PLAY WITH HUMAN DOLLS!
Ironwood: I PLAY WITH HUMAN LIVES!
Jaune: I laugh at death!
Ironwood: I worship Salem on the weekends!
Jaune: SALEM! WORSHIPS! ME!
Ironwood: I lick tears off of orphans!
Jaune: I call arson a career!
Ironwood: I joined the military to watch people die!
Jaune: I celebrate living failure!
Ironwood: I submit to certain death!
Jaune: I harass the elderly!
Ironwood: I dip my soldiers with disease!
Jaune: I throw rocks at the homeless!
Ironwood: Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't know anything about this because you're a virgin, but casualties are my favorite form of sexual foreplay! (Jaune stunned) YES! HAHAHA! Foolish child! You thought you could match wits with the worst of us and win?! You played the cards of a petulant boy, Jaune Arc, and now you and your little bitch friends will die!
Jaune: (Looks to his team)
Nora: (Thinking) You can do it, Jaune!.
Ren: (Thinking) There's no one I've ever met who's creeper than you!.
Jaune: You thought you were fighting a mere moral? You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind?!.
Jaune: FOOL! I SHALL DROWN IN THE MAELSTROM OF MY NIGHTMARES! MY TENTACLES SHALL TWIST AND CONTORT YOUR THROAT AS I THROTTLE YOU WITH VISIONS OF HERMAPHRODITIC SUCCUBI AND VIOLENT! OEDIPEDAL! RAPE FANTASIES!
Jaune: I will take your cities! I will subjugate your children! I will rape and devour your armies! But you, only you shall survive, so that you may bear testament to my will and ultimate revengeance!
Atlas: ...
Vale: ...
Vacuo: ...
Mistral: ...
Salem: ...
#rwby#jaune arc#a slap on titan#james ironwood#marrow amin#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#cardin winchester#yang xiao long#fox alistair#coco adel#nora valkyrie#salem#yatsuhashi daichi#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#glynda goodwitch
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Horatio: How do you cope?
Hamlet: Well, I started off by writing dark poetry, and then worked my way up to hand-sewing perfect doll replicas of my tormentors, then placing each doll in a pentagramic circle before stabbing out their eyes in a ritualized fire ceremony.
Ophelia: Wow, Hamlet. That’s kinda fucked up.
Hamlet: It gets worse.
#shakespeare#hamlet memes#hamlet#shakespeare memes#hamlet prince of denmark#incorrect hamlet quotes#ophelia#hamlet x horatio#horatio#classic literature memes#classic literature#quote from a slap on titan#a slap on titan
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✴Fan Fiction Requests✴
Request Status: ✴Open✴
Number of Request(s): 17/20
✴Asks are accepted and sometimes I post my artwork.✴
✴Masterlist✴
Hunter X Hunter
My Hero Academia
Attack on Titan
A Slap On Titan (Mostly crack-fics)
Ouran High School Host Club
Danganronpa
Demon Slayer (Don't really like writing for any of the demons, other than Nezuko)
Undertale (No AUs)
Deltarune (Frisk, Chara, and Kris will be gender neutral unless stated other wise.)
Soul Eater
Angels of Death
Toilet Bound Hanako Kun
Seven Deadly Sins
Fairy Tail
Haikyuu!!!
Kaguya-Sama: Love is War
High-Rise Invasion
Assassination Classroom
Hazbin-Hotel
Helluva Boss
Tokyo Ghoul
Madoka Magica
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Sonic Franchise
The Vampire Chronicals
Spy X Family (Platonic only)
Five Nights at Freddy's
Black Butler (Coming Soon)
What I want to write:
Five Nights at Freddy's
The Vampire Chronicles
What I do not want to write:
MHA
Hunter X Hunter
Demon Slayer
Fairy Tail
Haikyuu!!!
High-Rise Invasion
What I will not write:
Insest
Pedophiles
Character x character (I will do poly, unless they are siblings, than they will be separate)
Kurapika x Phantom Troupe member
Coffee Shop AUs
Oneshots (They take up to much time and back up requests)
Trans reader (I'm not trans, and don't want it to be inaccurate)
Reader coming out (I just don't think there would be much to write.)
Characters I will not write:
Chaos King (Deltarune)
Spamton (Deltarune)
Annie Leonhart (Attack on Titan)
Reiner Braun (Attack on Titan)
The Phantom Troupe (HXH)
Lucifer and Lilith (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss)
Stella (Helluva Boss)
Crimson (Helluva Boss)
Hanji Towa (Danganronpa)
Lesley (DHMIS)
Roy/ Yellow Guy's Dad (DHMIS)✴why would you request him in the first place?✴
All Might (MHA)
Overhaul (MHA)
Cream (Sonic)
Kyoya Ootori (OHSHC)
Any variation of William Afton (FNAF)
Platonic only:
Lancer (Deltarune)
Alluka (HXH)
Frisk (Undertale)
Chara (Undertale)
Yellow Guy (DHMIS)
Lily & Todney (DHMIS)
Sketchbook (DHMIS)
Tails (Sonic)
Claudia (Vampire Chronicals)
A/N:
I WILL THINK YOU HAVE READ THIS IF YOU SEND A REQUEST IN!!
Please contact me if you have a request or any question. (Don't worry I won't get offended by anything). I will not add my personal life into my blogs unless it effects anything which is very unlikely. Also tell me what gender you would like the reader to be, or else it will be Gender Neutral. I will do NSFW, which can be found here:
NSFW Blog
If things are left out per say who you would like the "x reader" to be with, I will assume and do what I can to the best of my abilities. Please do not get mad at me for your mistake and politely correct me, I will start to change it as soon as I read the message.
Feel free to ask when a request will get finished!
#Request#request blog#Request board#Request rules#HXH#MHA#Bnha#AOT#a slap on titan#Ohshc#Danganronpa#demon slayer#Undertale#Deltarune#Soul eater#Aod#Angels of Death#TBHK#Sds#Fairy tail#haikyuu#kaguya sama love is war#High rise Invasion#assassination classroom#Hazbin hotel#Helluva boss#Tokyo ghoul#Madoka Magica#Dhmis#Spy x family
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Listener: You dinky little fuck! If we survive this mission, when we get back I'm sleeping with Charlie!
Alphonse: Haha! Pizza Rat? That swagless beast?
Listener: Yeah! Him! I'm gonna fuck his brains out!
Charlie: I, uh—
Alphonse: No! Pizza Charlie Rat, I order you to remain a virgin!
#a slap on titan#incorrect quotes#yuurivoice#incorrect yuuriboys#yvboys#asmr#bittersweet#alphonse#pastel punk#charlie#pizza rat
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Fan Fiction Requests
NSFW Addition
Request Status: ✴Closed✴
Request Amount: 0/4
Hunter X Hunter
My Hero Academia
Attack on Titan
A Slap On Titan (Mostly crack-fics)
Ouran High School Host Club
Danganronpa
Demon Slayer (Don't really like writing for any of the demons, other than Nezuko)
Undertale (No AUs)
Deltarune (Frisk, Chara, and Kris will be gender neutral unless stated other wise.)
Soul Eater
Angels of Death
Toilet Bound Hanako Kun
Seven Deadly Sins
Fairy Tail
Haikyuu!!!
Kaguya-Sama: Love is War
High-Rise Invasion
Assassination Classroom
Hazbin-Hotel
Helluva Boss
Tokyo Ghoul
Madoka Magica
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Spy X Family (Platonic only)
Black Butler (Coming Soon)
The Vampire Chronicals (Coming Soon)
What I want to write:
What I do not want to write:
MHA
Demon Slayer
Fairy Tail
Haikyuu!!!
High-Rise Invasion
What I will not write:
Insest
Pedophiles
Character x character (I will do poly)
Kurapika x Phantom Troupe member
Coffee Shop AUs
Trans reader (I'm not trans, and don't want it to be inaccurate)
Characters I will not write:
Chaos King (Deltarune)
Spamton (Deltarune)
Annie Leonhart (Attack on Titan)
Reiner Braun (Attack on Titan)
The Phantom Troupe (HXH)
Hisoka (HXH)
Lucifer and Lilith (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss)
Stella (Helluva Boss)
Crimson (Helluva Boss)
Hanji Towa (Danganronpa)
Lesley (DHMIS)
Roy/ Yellow Guy's Dad (DHMIS)✴Why would you request him in the first place?✴
Platonic only:
Lancer (Deltarune)
Alluka (HXH)
Frisk (Undertale)
Chara (Undertale)
Yellow Guy (DHMIS)
Lily & Todney (DHMIS)
Sketchbook (DHMIS)
A/N:
I WILL THINK YOU HAVE READ THIS IF YOU SEND A REQUEST IN!!
Please contact me if you have a request or any question. (Don't worry I won't get offended by anything). I will not add my personal life into my blogs unless it effects anything which is very unlikely. Also tell me what gender you would like the reader to be, or else it will be Gender Neutral. I will do SFW, which can be found here:
Main Blog
If things are left out per say who you would like the "x reader" to be with, I will assume and do what I can to the best of my abilities. Please do not get mad at me for your mistake and politely correct me, I will start to change it as soon as I read the message.
More NSFW Specific
·Only time I will ever do anything involving, non-con/rape, insect, or anything with pedophiles, is if it has something to do with trauma. I will also only write this as more of a comfort fic for people who have experienced it.
·I will do kinks, however I will ask you to explain some of them if they're uncommon.
·I would prefer for you to ask with anon off since I will than be able to message you about any questions I have.
·These asks will most likely take longer to answer because my other blog can be very busy sometimes.
·Of course this is NSFW, so please consider the age of the character you're asking to be written.
·I will not delete an ask or request like my other blog, I will either answer it and tell you why I will not do it. Or I message you and try and make it where both of us are happy with the outcome.
·The youngest I will write is Danganronpa and MHA, which are assumed to be 17.
Feel free to ask when a request will get finished!
#Request#request blog#Request board#Request rules#HXH#MHA#Bnha#AOT#a slap on titan#Ohshc#Danganronpa#demon slayer#Undertale#Deltarune#Soul eater#Aod#Angels of Death#TBHK#Sds#Fairy tail#haikyuu#kaguya sama love is war#High rise Invasion#assassination classroom#Hazbin hotel#Helluva boss#Tokyo ghoul#Madoka Magica#Dhmis#Spy x family
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Hi there! I was literally so happy when i found out that you write for A Slap on Titan, I just had to request something! 😁 Could I possibly get prompt:
J- jolly your unusually happy today arnt you?
With ASOT Armin and a reader who loves Christmas and gets really happy around the holiday season?
Tysm if you decide to do this! Have a brilliant day/night either way of course! 💙
Of course I love the psycho version of armin
Request- Christmas promt J- jolly your unusually happy arnt You? Asot armin x gn reader who loves Christmas
Warnings- asot armin is a lil creep, can be seen as platonic or romantic
-A concerning amount of happy-
You loved this special time of the year more than anything! Everything was perfect there was music, gifts, cookie, even the titans seemed to calm down during the winter
Your home had been decorated since the day after Halloween. You always felt 19 times happier during the holidays. You were adding adjustments to the tree when you heard a knock on the door. You brush off your pants and open the door with a smile.
Standing in the doorway was No one other than armin he came over quite often probably because everyone was creeped out by him. "Hey armin! Happy holidays!" You smile giving him a hug. He gave you a weird look "did you happen to take some of reiners "special candy" Y/N?" you shook your head still smiling "just happy to see you!" He laughed "your so sweet I'll be sure to reward you when I take over this world as the God I was born to be" you sigh armin was always saying stuff like that but you didn't really mind "you should come help me decorate!" Without waiting for a reply you drag him inside your brightly lit abode "your unusually happy today arn't you?" He sighed with a small smile he would heed your request as a reward for always being so nice to him though he was still sure you were 100% high.
Thank you for the Request! All my request are open right now ^^
#aot#asot armin x reader#asot#foryou#x reader#fanfic#armin x reader#armin arlert#armin aot#attack on titan#a slap on titan#aot fluff#holiday
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I LOVE HOW PSYCHIC ARMIN IS IN A SLAP ON TITAN 😭
#i actually hate it /j#◉ – kyuzu#◉ – attack on titan#◉ – armin arlert#◉ – my uwu soft femboy loml ❣️#armin#armin arlert#a slap on titan#◉ – jade
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Meliodas: Tristan, how could you do this?! I told you to stay safe, not go Rambo!
Tristan: But dad, they were gonna kill her!
Meliodas: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE!
#incorrect media quotes#incorrect liones quotes#overheard in liones#four knights of the apocalypse#4kota#a slap on titan#stabbin' cabin
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Hamlet: It was either this or med school.
Horatio: You never told me you wanted to be a doctor. What were you gonna specialize in?
Hamlet: Abortion.
#shakespeare#hamlet memes#hamlet#shakespeare memes#hamlet prince of denmark#classic literature#classic literature memes#incorrect hamlet quotes#a slap on titan#a slap on titan quotes#hamlet x horatio#horatio
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Logging on to youtube to learn it's been 9 years since the first A Slap on Titan episode and 3 years since the last
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I may have never seen a single episode of AOT in my life but I can quote the entire “who’s this babe you’re with Jaeger” part of A Slap on Titan on command
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that one scene in ASOT be like:
Mikasa, about Eren’s titan: Smash.
Connie: MIKASA!
Mikasa: Wait. What was… What was the game? Smash or pass?
Connie: No! No!
Armin: [shrugs]
#mikasa ackerman#connie springer#armin arlert#eren jaeger#a slap on titan#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#aot#snk#aot season 1
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Listener: You have no clue what scissoring entails, do you?
Charlie: Don't talk shit about arts and crafts! I fucking love colouring
#a slap on titan#incorrect quotes#yuurivoice#incorrect yuuriboys#yvboys#asmr#bittersweet#Charlie#pizza rat
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sometimes a theme tune composed for a show aimed at little kids is far better than it needs to be, when honestly any vaguely catchy or obnoxiously ear-grabbing formula would do just fine nobody would really care, and then you look up the composer and it's always some like. former member of an alternative rock group or experimental new wave keyboardist and you go ah yeah it makes sense now.
#this is about story makers lmao#also it doesn't count for this example bc it's an older audience cartoon#but I recently found out the ben 10 theme was done by jellyfish co-founder and music producer andy sturmer like ohhhh that's why it slaps#teen titans theme as well bc he worked with puffy amiyumi
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