#abrams you butt!

[wh0reforcoriolanussnow]

“I’m a big fan” || Tom Blyth x singer!reader

GIFs by me :)

Summary: in which after Tom reveals that he is a big fan of you, especially after you’re a part of soundtrack of tbosas, you and Tom are caught being awfully close to each other a few weeks after.

Warnings: fem!reader

Wc: 643

A/n: Sorry I haven't uploaded a tom blyth x singer!reader fic in abit! I've got another one sitting in my drafts that I need to finish :)

Tom Blyth x singer!reader au masterlist

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“Tom and Hunter on…. Y/n Abrams’ Hunger Games single” “So good. It's so good,” Tom says immediately. Hunter squeals, throwing her hands up in the air.

"I love Y/n Abrams," Hunter fangirls, a huge smile plastered on her face. "Yeah, I'm a big fan of her honestly. I hope I get to meet her someday," Tom has never mentioned you on the internet before.

Truthfully, he has always been a fan of your music since you first released your first album and has stayed a loyal fan. He would be lying if he said he didn't have a crush on you, I mean who wouldn't, you are Y/n Abrams.

So when he saw your post on instagram announcing that you were going to be a part of tbosas soundtrack with 'Can't catch me now' Tom was absolutely fangirling

Of course you were familiar with Tom but the two of you have yet to meet. You remember seeing him on screen for the first time when your sister had Billy the Kid playing on your tv at home, and you were hooked.

You understood why the girlies were head over heels for Tom, he was crazy attractive, a gentleman, and an absolute sweetheart. When you saw the interview that mentioned him, you were dying to meet him as well.

Little did he know that you would be attending the LA premiere for the tbosas and would see him for sure. “Y/n, any one in particular your excited to see today?” A woman asks as she directs her mic at you.

“Uh- yeah actually, I’m excited to finally meet Tom!” You couldn’t help but feel the corners of your mouth rise. “Really? Well I interviewed just a couple moments ago and he said the same with you!” Your eyes slightly widen as your eyes look around.

“I think he’s over there,” The woman points to the other side as you thank her before making your way that way. You were whisked into another interview before you could go any further.

As you were talking, you felt a hand on your shoulder as you jump. “Shit-“ “Sorry-“ You turn your head and was pleasantly surprised seeing those pair of blue eyes stare straight back at you. "Tom!" Your smile widens as you grip his biceps, his hands politely gripping your waist.

"Y/n! Finally we meet!" He chuckles as you could feel the rumble coming from his chest. "It's so lovely to meet you," You pull him in for a hug, all the while the camera still focused on the two of you. All though the two of you just met, you felt so comfortable around him, and he felt the exact same way.

"I'm such a big fan, Y/n," He says against the side of your head, his hand rubbing your back before you pull back. "Oh stop, I'm such a big fan of you too, Tom!" You exclaim before you remember you were still mid interview. "Oh! I'm so sorry," You sheepishly smile at the girl who laughed.

"Sorry, It's my fault for interrupting you. I'll see you soon?" Tom butts in, his arm around your shoulder as he pulls you into his chest. It didn't feel awkward or uncomfortable the way the two of you interacted with each other, it was more natural and familiar.

"Yeah of course, I'll see you then," You look up at him, you nearly stopped breathing at how close he was to you. "Bye, darling," He bids you goodbye as you watch his tall figure leaving. "No way the two of you met just then," The young woman asked, shock evident in her tone.

A breathy laugh escapes your lips, "Yep, it feel's like I've known him my entire life!" "It looked like it!" The woman exclaims as the two of you laugh.

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[stick-ball]

What would make for easier life for Neil? Living on the run with his mother(canon) or staying in Nest for few years ?

Okay listen, im sorry, but Neil's level of woobification is the sole and only reason i cannot respond to this in depth without retching blood. The only way the girlies will get me is over my dead body. So, instead I offer you this:

To cite a classic, Neil is gonna be fine either way. The kind of spirit he has will prevail what life throws at him, he's got the nerve and sheer determination to limit his focus at will, to imitate and conquer. Both paths will be dark, but neither will be stronger than his spirit.

Because his true and sole horror is Nathan.

So, instead of crying over the delusional, sociopathic, murderous psycho (can you feel the love?) that is Neil Abram Josten, I want to consider what would change for others if he ended up at the Nest.

Andrew- that ship would probably never set sail, so there's that. I am not gonna go all teary eyed over this bcs the last thing I wish on Andrew is the Nest tbh.

Jean - would have a partner, he wouldn't be the cast aside to both the Ravens and the Sons of Exy at once. That would mean more nerve, less suicidal thoughts.

Kevin - is more likely to end up dead than with a broken hand but that's bcs he's not important to the plot anymore in this scenario. Alternative is if he ends up maimed and running to daddy he most likely ends up in a relationship with Andrew instead, but it does not last because they are eachother's destructive tendencies.

Riko - oh this is my favourite can of worms. Because of Neil's uncontrollable attitude problem and ultimate daddy issues Riko would have a someone to butt heads with instead of slap around. Think what that would do to him. Neil gets so much extra angst points for the fact he is a first born son. He's like an amplifier and balm to Riko's issues at once. Does that mean he has a chance to be better? Does it mean he is worse? Thats a game of russian roulette! I love even the odds end up in this scenario though!

Nathan and Mary - more likely than not Nathaniel ends up an orphan sooner rather than later. I would say more but I think your imagination will paint a similiar picture.

The Foxes - well, Seth is alive, I think that's a happy ending?

#aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #jean moreau #riko moriyama #nathaniel wesninski #nora sakavic

[siriustaylorsversion]

Hi!

I love your writing and just wanted to request a sadie sink x reader where they both are starring in stranger things. It can be both in social media and irl.

Thank you!!!

daylight

thank you!! i wasn't sure if you wanted it to be just social media separately so i made it a mix of both... i am so in love with sadie sink it's not a joke.

face claim: gacie abrams warnings: language based on the song daylight by taylor swift!

My love was as cruel as the cities I lived in Everyone looked worse in the light There are so many lines that I've crossed unforgiven I'll tell you the truth, but never goodbye

I never thought that one day would turn my life over this much. I went from just a high school kid to an actress in strangers things along with some of my best friends and as cheesy as this sounds... my heart. Sadie and I had been best friends for two years (while I had the biggest crush on her, mind you) before one drunken night I kissed her out of the blue... imagine my surprise when she kissed me back...

I was on cloud nine. It felt like a dream. Hell, it still does! Every time she looks at me with those gorgeous blue eyes gives me that smile, talks to me with her intoxicating voice, and every goddamn time she touches me, I lose it. And... so do the fans.

I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you I don't wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you I've been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night And now I see daylight, I only see daylight

yourname.official

yourname.official happy two years @sadesink!!! i am so so lucky to have you by my side. you are my rock, my best friend, and my soulmate and i am grateful for all the highs and lows and for every single moment i've spent with you. thank you for your unwavering support, your infectious laughter, and your unconditional love. you are the reason I wake up each day with a smile on my face, and the thought of spending my life with you fills me with joy. happy anniversary, my love. Here's to many more years of love, laughter, and happiness. liked by sadiesink, taylorswift and 3,09,800 others.

sadiesink You really brought tears in my eyes. I love you so so much. Thank you for... everything 🥺💕

forever.more OMFG MY PARENTS 🥺 fearstrx you're both so gorgeous!!!! y/nsinks this duo is the only reason i believe in love anymore 😔 yourname.forevermore I LOVE THIS. I LOVE YOU BOTH. I'VE FINALLY STARTED LOVING LIFE.

milliebobbybrown 💘🥺

taylornation you guys!!! 💓

yourname.forevermore SCREAMING.CRYING.THROWINGUP.

Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky And so I became the butt of the joke I wounded the good and I trusted the wicked Clearing the air, I breathed in the smoke Maybe you ran with the wolves and refused to settle down Maybe I've stormed out of every single room in this town Threw out our cloaks and our daggers because it's morning now It's brighter now, now

-flashback-

"You what?!" I asked furrowing my brows feeling a mixture of anger and confusion. "I revealed that we're dating on the jimmy fallon show..." she said with uncertainty in her eyes. "I heard what you said.. but why?" I asked. "Do you not want anyone to know-" "No, of course, I do but, are you sure that YOU want to be seen with me?" She walked up and gave me a hug from behind which she knows always calms me down... "There's nothing I'd want more," she said almost in tears. "I'm- don't cry, Sades" I mutter with my eyes closed. "Sadie... I care about you so so much but you realize both our managing teams said that it's best not to reveal this, right?!" "You think I care, I don't want to hear any of their remarks but the thing that I want most is to be with you!" she hugged me from behind, knowing my weakness. "Of course, I want that too. I just want what's most beneficial for you..." I said. "Well, staying with you has many many benefits" she whispered laughing into the crook of my neck. "Oh my, ms. Sink, you've managed to convince me" I finally break into a smile and pull her in front of me.

And I can still see it all (In my mind) All of you, all of me (Intertwined) I once believed love would be (Black and white) But it's golden (Golden) And I can still see it all (In my head) Back and forth from New York (Sneaking in your bed) I once believed love would be (Burning red) But it's golden Like daylight, like daylight Like daylight, daylight

We had finished our press release and were walking to a pub with the whole cast. Sadie looked like a goddess. No joke, she looked better than Aphrodite herself and I had just zoned out thinking about how goddamn lucky I was. Of course, being the darling she is, she noticed this and gave me a playful nudge... "I'm so fucking lucky to have you in my life, Sadie Sink" I look her in the eyes and voice my thoughts. "Yes, you are now don't get all sappy on me," She says while squeezing my hands three times. This woman right here? I'm gonna marry her. I decided that right then and there. The light that she's gotten in my world.. she's the literal definition of sunshine in my eyes. She's my daylight. She is my everything I realize watching her with pride shining in my eyes.

Like daylight It's golden like daylight You gotta step into the daylight and let it go Just let it go, let it go

-flashback-

It was terrifying, our 5-month anniversary... I had rehearsed many many scripts before but now my head fails me as I am in front of the love of my life finally wanting to admit it that I loved her...

We paused in front of our favorite bakery and got our favorite croissants. Sitting on the bench I let my panic take over... "Okay I need to tell you something but I need you to stay quiet," She said to me. "Thank you for being here with me for so long and I am so so grateful for you. You're the most perfect girl I've ever seen and" "Okay..." I managed to speak out but all I saw was black and white as I anticipated the words "but we should see other people".

"I-" she stayed quiet for the longest thirteen seconds of my life and then she said, "it's been occurring to me that I'd like to hang out with you for my whole life." It was our thing... when we couldn't express our feelings fully with words, we started using lyrics.

I wanna be defined by the things that I love Not the things I hate Not the things that I'm afraid of, I'm afraid of Not the things that haunt me in the middle of the night I, I just think that You are what you love

"I love you, y/n y/l/n" she said looking up at me with hopeful eyes. "Well, damn you beat me to it. And with Taylor swift lyrics, how original!" I talked back. "Shut up you scared me there" she laughed out.

"I’ve never been so into somebody before and every time we both touch I only want more. I love you more, Sadie Sink" I say

"Not possible!" She says and just as I am about to counter her, she kisses me to shut me up. Yes... the best day ever.

#sadie sink #sadie sink x reader #gracie #gracie abrams #gracie abrams x reader #gracieabramsxreader #taylor swift #taylor swift x reader #smau #daylight #tswizzle #siriustaylorsversion

[cypherverze]

CHAPTER FIVE

Hardest Part of Ending is Starting Again

an avengers x john wick crossover fanfic

You can access the previous chapter here: Chapter Four | Series Masterlist Access

PAIRINGS: avengers x teen!reader (platonic) , tony stark x niece!reader , john wick x daughter!reader , peter parker x female!reader

SUMMARY: After having a self declared immersion in the continental, you began thinking about your life choices. Things that happened in your past and of what will happen in the future, and these thoughts had given you an answer to Tony’s offer.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: hello! here’s chapter five. yay for progress (?) anyways, i hope that you’ll like this chapter. chapter six is already in the works, if i finish them soon, i’ll be able to post it on the weekends. likes, reblogs, and comments are very appreciated. thank you for sticking with my story! as always, pls excuse the typos ><

REMINDERS: this story is pure fiction. i do not own the characters of avengers, spider-man, and john wick franchise. this work is originally written by the author (me), please do not copy or repost my work in other platforms.

WARNINGS: foul language, violence, guns and knives, mention of death

WORD COUNT: 3,155

You almost gave Peter your marker.

Keyword, almost. But after what had happened back at Abram’s warehouse, you felt like it was your last day. You’re not going to lie to yourself though, a man had put a plastic bag in your head, you found it very hard to breathe that you almost past out, and you were thankful that you had managed to get away. You had never expected for Peter at all, of all people to come bursting in the warehouse and helping you. You still find everything crazy.

As you walk along the pavement, the sun was already rising when you had arrived in the continental, you greeted the concierge and grabbed your new set of keys. You just want to rest and sleep, maybe go AWOL for a day or two.

“We have taken it upon ourselves to move you belongings to your new room, Ms. Jovanovich.”

“Alright. Thank you so much.” The concierge nodded.

The new room was much better than the first. You locked your doors and hoped that the repeat of the incident last night won’t happen again, but you’re sure of it. After the stunt that Anya pulled, she won’t be able to enter the hotel anymore. She almost killed Lee, and it’s one of the most important rule in the hotel—no blood in the continental, it doesn’t matter if Lee was saved or not, there had still been a blood spilled in the continental. It’s wise if she should just steer clear, but no matter how much she ran away from it, she’ll still about to get executed by the management anyways.

When you had finished freshening up and changing to some comfy clothes, you laid down on the bed, certainly missing the comfort of it after being seated on a chair for god knows how long that it made your butt numb. You stared at the ceiling, grabbing your blood oath marker on the bedside. You looked at it, and opened it.

“I almost gave you away, huh? It’s hard for us assassins to ask for a help, but if we asked for help from others as a last resort or had been helped by others because they needed to—which is a rare occurrence for the latter, who the hell would help an assassin anyways? It’s silly that we always turn to you as a sign of owing someone for the help that they did for us. A small metal thing as an exchange for their help.” You chuckled.

“I don’t really want to owe someone. But if ever it’s Peter, then it’ll just be alright, I guess? Peter is a far much better choice than those people under the High Table.” You sighed and put back the marker on the bedside.

You’re planning on staying at the hotel for another two more days, and heading back to the avengers compound. At some point, you are considering on accepting Tony’s offer of staying at the compound, maybe you can live with him while your house is getting rebuilt—in which you have to start planning on, and accepting his offer as well in transferring to Midtown. Maybe this can help you get Abram off of your trail, the more you’re surrounded by a lot of people, the better. It’s least likely for Abram to target you out in the open that’s full of teenagers.

You continued on staring at the ceiling, until you felt your eyes closing and falling completely asleep.

It was three weeks later that you found yourself checking out of the hotel in the middle of the night. You were about to leave after two days, but ended up leaving after a whole ass month. You figured out that you needed a couple weeks of silence to yourself. No thinking of everything, just a couple more weeks to be by yourself. Basking in the temporary safety that the hotel gives you before going out again in the real world.

“It’s a pleasure having you with us, Ms. Jovanovich.” The concierge told you as you were checking out of the hotel.

“Likewise. Please send my thanks to Winston.” The concierge nodded.

“We hope to see you again soon.” You nodded and began walking towards the exit.

As you leave the continental, you began walking the direction towards the compound, blending once again into the night.

It was at around five in the morning when you arrived at the compound. You would’ve arrived a bit earlier, but you stopped by for a coffee at one of those 24/7 coffee shop and managed to have a chat with the nice girl that was working the graveyard shift. You pretty much had lost track of time, and when you arrived, you saw Steve doing some laps around the compound, and saw you.

“Hey, where have you been?” Steve said as he gave you a hug, “You’ve been gone for a month.”

“Out on a business trip. Didn’t Friday told you? I left him a memo to pass to you guys when you arrive from your mission.”

“Yeah, we did. But still wanted to know directly from you.”

“I’m back now, no need to worry.” Steve smiled at you and ruffled your hair.

“Good to have you back at the compound, kiddo. The rest of the guys are missing you, you’ve been gone for too long. Especially Tony, been calling you and you never answered, been driving him on the edge.” You chuckled.

“No phones allowed on business trips.” You shrugged and smiled, he laughed.

“Well you go on now and get some rest.”

“Thanks, cap.”

“No problem, kid.” You hugged him and made your way to the entrance.

The compound was still quiet, no sign of any of the team being awake yet. That’s good, you’ll be able to go to your room in silence. You took the advantage while everyone is not up yet, you want to deal with their questions once you’ve fully regained your energy, because some of them won’t make it easy for you.

Arriving to your room, you see Koda sleeping on your bed. You missed your little fluff ball so much. When Koda noticed you, he quickly jumped off of the bed and tackled you. You closed your room to block the noise from coming out. You lift him up and put him down on the bed, you changed into a comfy clothes and joined Koda on the bed.

“Hey buddy, how are you? Were you a good boy while I’m gone?” You ruffled his head, “Hey Fri?”

“Welcome back, Ms. Jovanovich. What can I help you with?” The AI greeted you.

“Thanks, Fri. Was Koda a good boy while I wasn’t around?”

“Yes, Koda was a good dog. Mr. Wilson had taken him out with him for a run every morning while you’re away,” You smiled, happy to know that Koda is getting taken care of amazing people, “He would also accompany Mr. Barnes when he goes to the city, he spends time with Mr. Banner and Mr. Stark on the lab, sometimes Mr. Parker takes care of him.” You smiled, happy to know that Koda is being taken care of amazing people.

“Mr. Stark had built Koda a dog bed inside the lab.” Your eyes widened at what the AI told you.

“Did he now? So much for no animals allowed in the compound, yet he had spoiled Koda by making him a bed, in his lab out of all places.” You chuckled, “Thanks, Fri. That’s all.”

“Okay. Have a good rest, Ms. Jovanovich.”

You laid down on the bed, with Koda beside you, and staring at the ceiling again—it had been your favorite pastime, staring blankly at the ceiling while you contemplate everything that had and will happen in your life. It did felt good to be back home again together with the team. You mentally noted that you needed to talk to your uncle later when you wake up.

It was already 10:30 in the morning when you woke up, you had decided to sleep in and not getting up at your usual time. You stretched your limbs and got out of bed, heading to the bathroom to freshen up. Koda was already waiting by the door and is excited to go out, so you two went out of the room and head to the dining area to grab some coffee.

“There’s our little killer superstar!” Sam’s voice boomed, “Sleeping beauty finally awake.”

“Morning.” You laughed at Sam and greeted everyone, guessing that they just woke up too because they are all just beginning to eat their breakfast.

“Hey pretty girl, come on and join us for breakfast.” Natasha smiled and gave you a hug.

“Lady (Y/N)! It is good to have you back. Friday said that you were away on a business trip, I was afraid that I won’t be able to see you before I leave. How was it? I reckon you had a good time!” Thor said while smiling at you.

You were touched by what he said, it’s rare for you to see Thor in the compound, so you make the best of it. He’s a really fun guy, you get along with him very well.

“The trip was fun,” You said as you sat beside Wanda, “Was productive, at most. Not done with it yet, though. I may be leaving again real soon.” You took a sip of the coffee that was handed to you.

“How soon?” Wanda asked.

“Maybe in two months? Not sure yet, depends.” You shrugged.

“Well, we’re glad to have you back again. This time, in one piece and no scratch.” Natasha said.

“Had taken a few hits, and my wounds had managed to heal back just in time. But can’t speak too soon Nat.” You took a sip of your coffee again.

“Good, you’re here!” You heard your uncle’s voice, “Been waiting for you to come out of your room ever since Friday informed me that you’re already back.” Tony hugged you.

“That’s great then. Needed to talk to you as well about something.” You finished your coffee and put it on the sink.

“Alright, you know where to find me.” Tony left right after he got his coffee.

“Hey buddy, I’m just gonna go and have a talk with uncle Tony, okay?” You pat Koda’s head.

“Speaking of Koda, can we take him with us?” Sam asked.

“Where to?” You raise an eyebrow at Sam.

“Wilson and I will be going out to run on a few errands.” Bucky said.

“Yeah sure, no problem. His leash is in my room, by my shoe rack. You can just go there and get it.” You decided to tease them, “You two gonna be going on a date?” Everyone laughed.

“Hey! You getting back at me with all the spider boy teasing that I made at you?” Sam fired back at you.

“You always both bicker like an old married couple, so…” You shrugged, “Maybe or maybe not. But hey, enjoy your date with Koda!” You winked at Sam and Bucky and left the dining area.

“Hey, guys.” You greeted Bruce and Tony when you entered the lab.

“Hi, (Y/N). Welcome back!” Bruce said as he hugged you.

“Thanks, Bruce. Mind if I borrow my uncle for a while?”

“By all means. I needed a break from him, he’s been cranky the past few days, up until now.” You laughed.

“Care to walk with me around?” Tony nodded at you.

He dropped the tools that he was holding and followed you out of the lab and the both of you began treading the halls of the compound, until you had reached outside. It’s a cloudy and windy day today, so it’s perfect for both you and Tony to take a walk around ghe compound. The surroundings are also quiet, so you both have a little bit of privacy.

“I need to talk to you about something.” You began.

“What is it? Don’t tell me your pregnant.” You slapped you hand at his arm, causing him to laugh.

“No! What the fuck! But hey, I’ve been thinking about your offer.” You sighed, placing both of your hands at the pockets of your sweats, “Of transferring to Midtown and living here at the compound.” Tony smiled at you brightly.

“But I can only live here temporarily, until the house had been finished rebuilding. Which I haven’t gotten onto yet, but I’ll be in touch with some professionals later when we get back inside.” Tony rolled his eyes at you.

“Hmm, don’t you think it’s time for you to move? If you keep on rebuilding it over and over again, those people that are after you would just come back for you there, because they know that you frequent there.” Your uncle reasoned out.

“You know that I can’t uncle Tones. That house holds a lot of memory for me, I can’t just throw it away that easy.” You sighed, “We have already been over this a hundred of times.” You frowned.

“Look, you can’t really blame me for being worried so much for you. I am always worrying about you when you go home. It’s much better if you stayed here with us permanently, where you’ll be around of many people from time to time.” You’re about to say something, but he quickly cut you off, “I know what you’ll say. I know that you can protect yourself, but until up to what extent? You’re a kid, a teenager, I know that there’s one hell of a fighting spirit in you. But don’t you think it feels so much better if you can be at ease and be in a place where you can feel safe? Even at least for a bit?”

Your uncle was making a very valid point. After spending weeks at the continental, you never felt so at ease. It feels good to be in a place where you can at least feel safe. You had been set on not involving the avengers in your business, and maybe you had been too strict with yourself. The people that you’re with, they’re a freaking superhero with actual super powers, they are the people who you can count on. Maybe it’s not that bad in permanently staying in the compound, Koda won’t ever be alone when you go on business trips. Maybe it’s time for a change, I’m sure that if you’re father is alive, he would want you to make the choice.

“Okay, how about we compromise.” You sighed, “I’ll be moving here permanently at the compound, but I want the house to be rebuilt and you’re going to help me with it. I will live here, but I’ll be visiting my house from time to time.” Tony smiled at you.

“I’ll gladly help you with that. We can even put some Stark tech on the house, for safety measures.” You smiled.

“Now that it had been decided, we now move to the second agenda to talk about. About me transferring to Midtown.”

“What about it?” He crossed his arms behind him.

“While I was back at the continental, I’ve been thinking about it a lot. I wanted to feel like a normal teenager, I wanted to know what it feels like, just for once. I have been living in fast forward, to the point that I have forgotten what’s it like to have a normal life. I’ve never even set foot on an actual school, I’ve been homeschooled all my life. I wanted to know what it felt like to be surrounded by a lot of people that are close to my age, not with a bunch of old people that wanted me to kill someone for them all the time. I know very well that my life will never ever be normal or peaceful, because none of what I do and involve myself with is normal and peaceful to begin with, it was a choice that I had made, but I would like to experience it at some point in my life. Before the time comes and it gets taken away from me.”

You sighed and looked at the ground while walking and felt an arm around your shoulder. You felt Tony’s gaze linger at you, and you looked back at him, shrugging your shoulders.

“What? You can’t convince me otherwise that it’s not true because it’s really true. It’s the reality of it. It’s the reality of what I do.” You chuckled bitterly.

“No matter what happens, I’ll always be here to support and help you, you remember that, okay? You’re the only memory of Helen that I have, the only blood related, a kin that I have.” Tony pulled you in for a tight hug.

“Speaking of my mom, do you want to come with me and visit them?” You looked up at Tony and smiled at him, “Been planning on visiting them again, and please remind me to get some flowers. It’s already embarrassing enough that their daughter doesn’t visit them that often and when I’ll visit, I always forget bring any flowers at all.” You scowled.

“I would love to, kiddo.” He smiled back at you and ruffled your hair, “So when do you plan on starting school?” You both continued walking.

“Not really sure. Don’t know how it really works.” You shrugged and scratched the back of your head.

“How about we visit the school and take a look?”

“You sure? Aren’t you a big shot or something? Wouldn’t that be weird if the Tony Stark suddenly went to Midtown on a completely random day?” You raised an eyebrow at him.

“We’ll go there when the classes are in session, if you want. To avoid a few people.” He shrugged.

“That’ll work.”

“Then it’s settled, we’ll go first thing tomorrow morning.” Tony smiled at you.

“Huh? Don’t you have one of those fancy businesses meetings to attend to?” You raised an eyebrow at him.

“Yeah, so?” He replied, “I decided to reschedule it. My niece comes first, business second.”

“Wow, I’m touched.” You put a hand on your chest in a dramatic way.

“You should be!” Tony sassed, “Imagine, the Tony Stark rescheduling his business meetings for his niece.” He began walking faster.

“Hey! Wait up for me your old geezer!” You shouted and ran to catch up to him.

“The hell did you just call me?”

When you had catched up to him, Tony quickly put an arm around your shoulder, placing you in headlock and ruffling your hair, looking like a chicken had ran on it, and you were laughing so hard. The last time that you had laughed this hard is back when you’re father was still alive.

You are happy.

Finally happy, and you pray that it won’t get taken away from you in just one blink of an eye.

TAGLIST:

@sirimiripetrichor @nimo-jay @preciousbabypeter @graysonmalik2550 @khaleesihavilliard

#peter parker x reader #avengers x reader #avengers x teen!reader #john wick x avengers #peter parker imagine #peter parker x stark!reader #peter parker x wick!reader #avengers imagine #avengers x john wick crossover #avengers x wick!reader #peter parker x female!reader #john wick x daughter!reader #mcu!peter parker #tom holland peter parker #tom holland imagine #tony stark x niece!reader #tony stark x teen!reader #peter parker one shot #peter parker fanfic #avengers fanfic #avengers one shot

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hii!

I was wondering if I could request a romantic matchup? I really love your writing! I’d love it from Star Wars or marvel ( both if you’re feeling particular nice but either one will do)

My pronouns are she/her and I would like to be matched with a man.

A little bit about me: I love psychology and literature and I’m a very big family person.

I love to read and write the occasional poetry. I loveeee dogs ( I have one right now) and I’m pretty funny.

I get pretty self conscious, but on the off days I’m not in kinda like the life of the party and I’m very hyper sensitive to people emotions and reactions.

I’d say I’m pretty smart and focused; and if I have a goal in mind I almost always get it done. I tend to be a little hard on myself but I’m working on it and o have a really sassy streak.

I love making people laugh and feeling included; but I’m still searching for my ‘person’ yk? I’d say I’m pretty smart and sorted and I love trying new things.

I’m pretty spontaneous and I love my culture (I’m Indian) a lot. My favourite tv shows are friends and Brooklyn 99 because I love things that make me laugh; and my secret pleasure is that I loose soft toys.

My love language is definitely physical touch and words of affirmation, and I love talking to people about anything.

My favourite artists are Taylor swift, one direction, Sabrina carpenter and Gracie abrams to name a few and I’m really into cricket and f1!

Yeah that’s a little bit abt me hehe; thank you ik advance !!

Here ya go! I always do all listed fandoms, (my longest matchup request was 10!) they are never a burden to do and always fun so I don't mind doing them! You are free to even request more too. Anyhoo, I hope you like your matchups! <3333

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(Romantic);

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Star Wars;

Han Solo:

🌙 You met Han before he met Obi-Wan and before he met Luke; just maybe a couple of months before - though, you weren't a bounty hunter or anything, you were just doing your own thing

🌙 For some reason, the two of you worked together, traveling space together - you and Han work well together - though you and him sometimes butt heads - you get the work done; somewhere down the line, you and Han became a thing

🌙 You and Han, when not bounty hunting, you and Han chillax. Resting in the Falcon, you reading while Han fidgets around with some tech that he's trying to fix - though sometimes if you have no more books to read, Han is more than willing to teach you how to fly the Falcon, (he probably won't let your fly all the time, maybe if there is an emergency, but it's fun overall)

🌙 Han is always there to listen to you - he'd be a good listener - just sitting down somewhere together in the Falcon, just listening to you talk about literally everything and everything; this chatting will probably lead to cuddling, maybe even a nap

🌙 You and Han are a pretty powerful couple, the both of you are persistent and do what you can to get what you want - it's hard for the other bounty hunters to track you both down; you always run away scott-free, hand in hand, your laughter ringing throughout the air

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Marvel;

Matt Murdock:

😈 You actually met Matt when you were called to the stand as the Psychologist in some smaller-lesser known crime court thing - Matt though, when he heard you speak, he was like (★‿★)

😈 After the case thing, and though he could see in a cooler/different way, he was able to follow your voice as you spoke to someone outside the courthouse - he may have slightly spooked you, and you may have been a bit nervous, but when Matt complimented you about your knowledge and how impressed he was; well, swoon

😈 Once official, which may have taken some time, you and Matt move in together and you did a lot together - going to the gym, and listening to your favorite music

😈 A lot of cuddling, just staying up at night - when Matt's not fighting crime - staying up at night together, playing with each other's hands, soft music playing in the background, whispering sweet nothings to each other

😈 And if you're feeling down, Matt will be there for you, trying to soothe you, but if you want some alone time, Matt is more than willing to give you some time and space - he'd probably just go out and fight a baddie, and bring Chinese food home when he does

#cute #fluff #x reader #request #requested #matchup #matchups #star wars #han solo #han solo x reader #marvel #mcu #marvel muc #marvel comics #matt murdock #matt murdock x reader #daredevil #netflix daredevil #matthew murdock

[aggravateddurian]

CYBERPUNK 2077: Thorton Colby "Vulture"

A modified Thorton Colby CX410 Butte, designed for death races in the Badlands. Uparmoured, ruggedised and equipped with a pair of well-concealed machine guns, as well as a far less well-concealed guided missile launcher, the Vulture is a mean opponent, and might even keep you safe in Pacifica!

On another note, the Vulture has become my favourite variant of the Colby, though I prefer the Little Mule's paint job. The 'Vulture' would look supreme with a .50 on the back as well, either a CROWS setup or operated manually like a Hilux technical, it might even be in competition with Panam's rig for most dangerous thing on the ground since the Abrams tank.

Speaking of which, I have to post that thing about the homebrew Nomad clan called the 'Ironsides,' a Nomad clan of 'forgotten' US Army troops (read: went AWOL during the 4th Corpo War) from the 1st Armoured Div who drive around the Badlands in souped up HEMTTs, FMTVs, Bradleys and Abrams, as well as whatever other vehicles they've picked up over the years. Of course, by 2077, all but the clan's elders are new blood, joining the clan from the streets, or 'vets', the descendants of the original unit.

#cyberpunk #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cp2077 #cp2077 photomode #virtual photography #my vp #cars of night city #technicals

[ichayalovesyou]

Carefully and Respectfully Attempting to Diffuse Concerns about Spock’s Orientation in SNW

I can’t pretend I haven’t been… heated, about this topic before. Partly because of my own Spock interpretations, partly because elements of this debate touch on sensitive elements of my queer identity. I also can’t pretend it hasn’t come back to bite me in the butt. So this is me trying to genuinely state my argument in a way relatively sympathetic to the opposite opinion. It also might be the last “long post/meta” piece I do on this topic for a little while. Full discussion under the cut.

Concern #1 : The current showrunners are being queerphobic.

My Argument: The current era of showrunners have shown that they don’t hate queer fans. They clearly obviously care about doing queer representation the right way. At the very least, they are not openly, adamantly against queer representation to the point where they let writers introduce many queer characters into the Trek universe.

They’ve Ret-queered two major characters already (7 of 9, Christine Chapel). The Kurtzman era of trek has had queer rep (of varying quality/gracefulness) since season one of Discovery. We’ve got Culber/Stamets, Seven/Raffi, Adira/Gray, Jessica/Beckett, Adira, Zero, and Captain Angel all use they/them pronouns. Gray Tal is a canonically transgender man! Melissa Navia has implied on Twitter that her character Erica Ortegas is some form of queer, at least in her interpretation. Which we might (and kinda have in Elysian Kingdom) end up seeing in canon. Especially since thus far in canon there have been moments that imply she may be attracted to Chapel or Una or both.

No one with a major production role in the new batch of Trek has (to my knowledge) deliberately spat in the face of Spirk or the idea Spock or Jim being queer as an interpretation. Something other Trek creators, like JJ Abrams or William Shatner absolutely have done. There’s no Rick Berman to deliberately wedge apart characters of the same sex that are being shipped. The one time the current showrunners seriously stumbled and everyone thought Discovery was about to do a “bury your gays” trope with Stamets and Culber. They “spoiled” the fact he was very much going to be back in season two to dissuade our fears.

No one has gotten laughed at, if anything every response I’ve seen has been respectful/acknowledging the history of K/S. Even if they don’t pursue directly it in the new batch of canon (which I don’t personally think they absolutely have to do) they’re not degrading the people who interpret Spock and Jim’s relationship as something not quite heterosexual.

Concern #2: Spock has always been gay/ace (any specific subdivision of queer), it’s basically canon! They’re taking that away from us!

My Argument: Spock being queer in any way, no matter what kind, has always been something up for interpretation. Something that the creators of Trek have been more receptive to than many, many other pop culture phenomena. Any interpretation of Spock’s implied orientation requires you to ignore at least some of the established canon.

I personally think a lot of fans (including myself in my own internalized bi/a-phobia and willingness to ignore canon elements) have hand waved certain canon things in TOS that Spock has said and done. Specifically regarding the women he has been interested in.

The real question is does a character “not being in their right mind” change their sexual/romantic orientation? Would Spock have been physically attracted to Leila at all if he was gay, even if the romantic feelings were imposed by the spores in This Side of Paradise? It’s hard to say. Did regressing back into ancient and unrepressed Vulcan emotions make Spock interested in women somehow? Or was his intense attraction to Zarabeth from All Our Yesterdays something else? What about the other times he’s flirted with women? Up to interpretation, all moments frequently ignored or explained away. “Spock’s got serious game with women, he can’t possibly be gay.”

What about the interpretation that he is straight? You would have to ignore a LOT of text to draw that conclusion too. For one, you’d have to ignore Amok Time’s deeper message. And every time Jim and Spock chose each other over whatever love interest of the week they had. Every longing, meaningful glance between those men, or the implications of hand holding in the Vulcan context. Ignore half of the meanings of the word t’hy’la. Or if you wanna drag SNW into it, ignore the way Captain Angel (who is non-binary) played Spock like a fiddle akin to the way Alora manipulated Chris in the previous episode, albeit more subtly. “Spock is in love with James Kirk, he couldn’t possibly be anything other than gay.”

The truth of the matter is Spock being queer-coded was a happy accident. A result of him being an outlet for fans who feel “other”. Reinforced by a queer screenwriter who used that otherness to be allegorical for queer people. Reinforced by Roddenberry and Nimoy being comfortable with the interpretation of the K/S relationship. Reinforced fans writing heaps and heaps of fanfiction, some of which got published as Star Trek novels! All of which embraces and handwaves the actual text of TOS almost in equal measure.

I have to keep asking, is it queerbaiting if it was never deliberate? Is it queerphobic if Spock’s not the type of queer you personally extrapolated from the text that was important to you, as well as the text you ignored/explained away?

Concern #3: They’re shoving female love interests in front of Spock to prevent him being interpreted as queer.

My Argument: SNW, in my opinion, is providing depth to pre-established canon romantic prospects into something that gives both women depth, and could potentially enhance Spock’s queer narrative. Redefining some of their more, questionable, one dimensional actions in TOS. As well as to recontextualize a very sexist/creepy aspect of Vulcan worldbuilding. Something I don’t think was intended as “we need to make Spock straight.” and more “what if these relationships weren’t fundamentally informed by 1960s sexism while also deepening the characterizations of everyone involved?”

What about the interpretation (and possibly the truth we’ve yet to know) is that while Spock obviously cares about Christine and feels compelled to make things work with T’Pring, he’s not in love with either of them?

Wouldn’t Spock coming to that realization lend itself further to the implication of Spock being on the ace spectrum and/or being more interested in men (or rather, one man) romantically? SNW has only had one season, we’ve got the building blocks of two relationships we factually know are going to fall apart in favor of Spock’s relationship with Kirk. If the showrunners have a plan for the set up, surely they have intentions for where the dominos will fall.

By Chapel and Spock having known each other before as friends, a friendship made complicated by one’s (or both’s) romantic feelings. It makes Chapel’s struggle regarding Spock in TOS go from “the kinda creepy advances of a woman he doesn’t really know and isn’t super interested in, but seems to care for despite some boundary issues”. Into an intriguing story about how close friendships can fall apart in unexpected, painful ways beyond our control, especially when romantic interest is involved.

Which can be read as something queer about Spock or read at face value. I also think it’s worth pointing out the two of them aren’t actually romantically involved (and might never be), because Spock is engaged and Chapel is visibly holding back. Still, even if they were it would be a queer relationship because Chapel is canonically bisexual, and no amount of m/f romance is going to magically un-bi her.

In the 60s, the concept of the ‘ownership’ of women and children was a lot more common, Vulcan culture played on that precedent in Amok Time. Yet, thanks to SNW, T’Pring obviously owns herself, she and Spock both do. By making an element of T’Pring and Spock’s relationship something they did as consenting adults, they give more opportunities for conflict and struggle. There’s still more cultural pressure for their marriage than actual emotions, and the bond they made in childhood being of more important still removes part of their agency in the matter. It complicates T’Pring’s role in Spock’s life in a way that doesn’t favor purely vilifying her as a “woman temptress” or victimizing her as somehow Spock or Stonn’s property.

I think we’re getting a lot more insight into Vulcan culture by getting to watch her clash against this betrothal as much as it deepens Spock’s clash with his birth cultures. They’re both trying to be “good Vulcans” both with something to prove. I think it’s really interesting to get to see Vulcans who technically do “fit in”, still struggle in the confines of cultural expectation. The relationship feels forced because it is forced. Nothing about Spock and T’Pring’s visibly failing engagement takes away from the message of Amok Time. That the pain and death and drama would be entirely avoidable if they didn’t feel compelled by their culture to be something they are not. T’Pring is not in love with Spock, she chose Stonn. Spock is not in love with T’Pring, he chooses Kirk.

Concern #4: They’re decanonizing Spirk, they’re taking K/S away from us by making Spock interested in women!

My Argument: Can you decanonize two characters having a relationship that hasn’t even happened yet in canon? If Spock and Jim meet before Kirk becomes Captain of the Enterprise that does it will change what’s currently canon, which I don’t have an issue with. At this point in SNW, 2359/2360, Kirk is serving on the Farragut and depending on the exact timing, might be engaged/married to Carol Marcus. Does James Kirk having been married or expressed interest in many, many women in the past negate his attraction to Spock? Or is Spirk being able to transcend all of both halves past relationships one of the ship’s many charms?

If they meet, chemistry is far from impossible. All the best of Spirk is already canon, we watched it play out on screen in TOS and even more so in its films. I count The Search for Spock as easily one of the most romantic movies I’ve ever seen! I totally get wanting more Kirk & Spock content I want it too! But even if they do choose to fully, officially ret-queer Spock and Jim’s relationship beyond names carved in a bar table. I don’t think Strange New Worlds not directly focusing on it makes that relationship or it’s queer interpretation not matter.

Ultimately there’s very little they could do that would “kill” Spirk. At least that wouldn’t be extremely out of character for either half of the ship or be unnecessarily hostile to the people who ship it. Which I don’t get the impression the current showrunners would do. It would disrupt the well established chemistry Spock & Kirk have in the prime universe if the showrunners went out of their way to put their dynamic into a specific category of relationship, and antithetical to the Gene Roddenberry coined term “t’hy’la”.

I think part of where Spirk thrives is in its ability to be whatever you want it to be, but I understand the need for queer representation, especially from such a historic sci-fi character like Spock. Still, I think things will be fine so long as they don’t make him explicitly straight. There’s plenty of identities within the queer umbrella he could have that are compatible with his m/f canon romance subplots.

TL:DR: I’m not worried, and don’t feel there’s reason to be. I think people need to take the shipping/fanon glasses off if they wanna enjoy the show as it is. If I'm wrong, well, that would suck, lol.

#star trek #Star Trek meta #meta #meta analysis #fandom meta #Spock #snw Spock #James kirk #Jim kirk #Captain Kirk #s’chn t’gai spock #t’pring #nurse chapel #christine chapel #ethan peck #Gia sidhu #Jess bush #star trek strange new worlds #strange new worlds #star trek snw #snw #long post #cw long post #fandom discourse #queer representation #k/s #the premise #spirk #spock/chapel #spock x chapel

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

Holiday Conflict

Pairing: Sam Abrams x Nicole Blake

A/N: First Sam fic! Got inspiration while at the store yesterday

“Halloween hasn’t even happened yet and you’re already looking at Christmas stuff?” Sam questioned.

He mentally cursed the store for putting the Christmas items so close to the Halloween items. Nic swore up and down that she was a focused shopper— only got what she was looking for and left. In reality it was 50/50 depending on how she was feeling. He lost count of how many times he’d weave through the aisles looking for his wife after she wandered off.

“Why are you even looking at a tree? The one we have works just fine,” he added, glancing down to make sure Joan was still beside him. And she was, mesmerized by the bright colors of the Halloween buckets.

“The one we have is as old as our relationship. I think it’s time for a new one, especially now that Joanie is getting older.” Nic’s eyes were fixated on the artificial pine tree with colored lights and pines dusted white to mimic snow. It was perfect and new and a bit shorter than the one they currently had. “Besides, your parents are coming to visit— this is the first Christmas she’ll get to spend with them.”

He sighed deeply at the reminder his parents insisted on coming to visit. “I still don’t see anything wrong with the tree we have.”

“I still think we need a new one. Oh Joanie, what did you find?” She walked over to them and knelt down beside Joan who held onto a plush, fluffy purple pumpkin basket that had a smiley face and was decorated with sparkly dots. “Do you like this one?”

The two year old nodded and grinned up at her father. “Puple!”

“I think it’s becoming her favorite color. Everything she picks out has been some shade of it,” Nic commented, picking Joan up and standing.

“I’ll go get a basket so we can finish shopping for the things we did come for,” Sam said. “No tree.”

“Uh huh. Sure.” Nic smirked as he started to walk away. She reached forward and smacked his butt, causing him to stumble in his step and give a look of surprise back at his wife. She winked at him before looking at Joan. “I know all the tricks to convince him.”

“Daddy!” Joan shouted, reaching in the direction of her father.

“It’s okay, sweetheart, Daddy’s just right there, see? He’s coming right back.” Nic pointed in Sam’s direction. When he stopped in front of them with the cart Nic set Joan down in the shopping basket.

“I don’t think her being in there is the safest,” he said.

“We just have to make sure she doesn’t stand in the cart. I used to ride in the basket when I was her age,” Nic told him. “Don’t worry. That’s my job.”

He hummed and glanced at her from the corner of his eyes before they headed towards the food aisles.

“You know, I have a coupon for coffee creamer. Buy two, get one fifteen percent off. I figured you could take them to work since you’re always complaining about the cafeteria’s creamer—”

“Bribery won’t get you the tree, honey,” he told her amusedly. “Come on, Joanie, let’s see if they have your juice boxes.” As they headed towards the aisles Nic fell behind a few steps. Smiling mischievously, she shook her head.

“We’ll see about that.” She chuckled to herself before hurrying to catch up with them.

Tag list: @the-dark-fae-and-her-fos @canongf @hyperionshipping

#otp: from lab partners to life partners #🧠 #mywriting #reblogs appreciated #bad for crow

[nysocboy]

Euphoria: Two high school boys in love, gay/bi affairs, toxic masculinity, and Brock O'Hurn

I went in Euphoria Episode 2.3 cold, with no prior research.  All I knew was that Brock O'Hurn had a nude frontal (fully aroused, not a prosthetic).  And I had a vague impression that the show was about paranormal events in a quirky small town.

Scene 1: A woman named Rue narrates.  "When Cal was a senior in high school...."  Holy cow, the screen fills with his butt as he puts on his underwear!   

Cal (Elias Kacavas) calls his friend Derek (Henry Eikenberry), insults him by implying that he's a woman ("put your bra and panties on"), and then drives over to pick him up.

Holy cow, cock shots of both of them,then a close-up of Derek's butt and cock in the locker room!   When they get girlfriends, they have a skinny-dipping party, with even more cock!

After graduation, they're going to separate colleges, so they have to part.  On their last night together, they go to a redneck honky-tonk gay bar, where they slow-dance and kiss a lot.  Then next morning, Cal gets a call from his girlfriend: she's pregnant! So the preacher in my old church was right: homa-sekshuls cause teen pregnancy.

Darn, yet another plotline about gayness as something for adolescents, to be abandoned for heterosexual destiny!  Well, at least we saw a lot of cocks, and Brock O'Hurn's aroused frontal is coming up.

After the 1990s flashback, we cut to modern day high school students, and I get completely lost.  This is not the sort of show where you can start in media res. As far as I can tell, there are plotlines about addiction and recovery, some sort of criminal activity, and four central relationship groups (some of the background comes from the Euphoria wiki)

1, Cal (Eric Dane, right) is now middle-aged, married, with two sons. Eldest son Nate (Jacob Elordi, left), a football player who oozes toxic masculinity, is dating/abusing evil antagonist Cassie (both straight).  

2. Rue, the narrator, is involved with Jules, a trans woman, who is involved with Ellie (Dominic Fike), who is straight (well, not into labels) and interested in Rue. 

3. Rue's friend Kat is involved with Ethan (Austin Abrams, left), but suffers from delusions and keeps breaking up with or gaslighting him.

4. Cal (remember him?) runs afoul of Rue's drug dealer, Fezco (Angus Cloud), who is angry about the Nate situation.   Cal also had sex with Jules, but begged her not to tell anyone, for fear that it would hurt his reputation (because she is a minor, or because she is trans?).  And. in the next episode, he returns to the redneck honky-tonk gay bar and dances with a man, who he pretends is his long-lost boyfriend Derek. 

Where the heck is Brock? I read the IMDB wrong. He appears as Super Hot Warrior Man in Episode 2.2, and shows his aroused dick to the delusional Kat. 

Quirky small towns:  That's Eureka, not Euphoria

My grade:  I didn't care much for the old-fashioned, stereotypic view of sexual identity, but these are teenagers, trying to figure things out in a world of abusive or clueless adults, so I'll give them a pass. B

The numerous frontal and rear nude photos are on the NSFW version of this review.

#the righteous gemstones #Brock O'Hurn #God Squad #Euphoria #Gay characters #bisexual characters #transgender characters

[loriabrams]

𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘱, a lorianne abrams playlist.

          I.  american teenager by ethel cain.   II.  sidelines by phoebe bridgers.   III.  an ego thing by lizzy mcalpine.   IV.  coolest fucking bitch in town by haley blais.   V.  montana by daya.   VI.  merry go ‘round by kacey musgraves.   VII.  what else can she do by kaitlin butts.   VIII.  anywhere by madison cunningham.   IX.  first train home by imogen heap.   X.  wish u were here by pale waves.   XI.  the bus song by jay som.   XII.  autopilot by allison ponthier.   XIII.  miserable by kacey musgraves.   XIV.  desperado by samina.   XV.  lost track by haim.   XVI.  before growing old by keaton henson.   XVII.  you asked for this by halsey.

click to listen.

#musings. #playlist. #character study. #yeehaw said w tears in my eyes

[nityarawal]

Melody (Gray) Stole Your Song

Bro #50ShadesOfGold NOT #50ShadesOfRed or #50ShadesOfGray

Afternoon Songs

Sitting In My Car

The Sun Warms

My Bones

You Can't Get Me

Down

Triangulating

Blues

No You Won't

Dylan Peeps

In From Koyt Radio

Paid My Landlord

What Was Owed

He's A Stingy Bastard

10 Years Younger

Hustling The Ranch

He Deserted

The Farm

With Too Many 

Hookers

Lured Me In

With Promises Of

Court Help

Alibis With

Integrity

Lured Me In

With Melodious Lies

On Her Nurse

Mothers

Boytoys

Plea

Restraining Order

Threats

Raping Her Youngest

Stop Raping Our Kids

Sing Sage And I

Your Either On 

Court Hooking Side

Or Ours

Scream #4BillionMothersStrong 

Stop Rapin' Our

Kids

The Courts Don't Lie

You Say

Just A Story

Says Byron Katie

Rotating Judges

Dying Attys

Spirocheted By

Syphilis

Alzheimers

Dykes Like

Melody Virus

Wasp Toothless

Cronies

Every Age

Hooking

Eloning

Daniel Wants 

To Fundraise

From

Begging For Electrical

Bills

Covered

Paid

Won't Let Us

Heat Or Dry

Our Shelters

Seeking Food

To Pregnant 

Dogs

Water

Nursing 9 Pups

At Risk

Of Frostbight

Danny To Cold

To Care

In His 90 Degree

Bedroom

Worried

Of Neighbor's 

Losing Limbs

Diabetic Squatting

With Rats

In House Of Dan

Under Sheriff Parsons

Slumlorders

Diabetic Starving

Frost With Intelligence

Dog

Special Forces Knife

Who Beat

A Neighbor

Mr. Alexander

On The Head

Took His Wallet

Concussed

Then Threatens

A Tenant

For His $1000 (Thousand

Dollar)

Loss

He Begged

Who'd Let A 

Neighbors

Dog

Rape The Mother

Charly

Of His Long Haired

Australian

Sheepdog

Nearly Killing Her King

Daddy 

Cyrus Stud

Of Doje Incest

If It Wasn't You

Then Fess Up

For The Intelligent

Hoes

Hurting Us

Elon Didn't Want

To Be Melody's

Sex Slave

Doped Up Batman

Or Robot

For Queen

Chowmilla

We Wanted To

Sing Of Finer

Things

Than Your

Mean

Snipped

Injured

Dicks

Heart Chakras

Eunuch

Fettishes

For A Fallen

Monarchy

King Of Butt

Plugs

Nonce Charles

Synthetic

Football Bros

Wanderlust

Take Your 

Robots

To The Underworld 

Abort

The Hookers

Invitro

Projects

Chords

We're Not Covering

Practicing Medicine

Anymore

For The Airforce

Natoma

Or Nasa

You Hear

Our Astronauts

Aren't The "W" 

Word

For Britain

Or Canada

Our Martians

Aren't Your

Sex Dolls

To Experiment

On

And Starve

From Love

With Warlocks

That Got No

Melody

Spin Dr's. RAPED

YOU

4000 (Four Thousand) Nerve Endings 

Butchered

From Your Dicks

To Your Hearts

Cry

My Love

Recycle Tesla

It's Worth Crying

About

Buy Don't Hate

Your Aunties

Mommies

Because

We're Not

The Cougars

Or Dogs

Raped

Who Molested

You

Not The Step-dad

Rapunzels

Capitalizing

On Your

Suffering

Not The Cougars

Of Idyllwild

Who Stole Your

Melody

At Courts

Most We're Muses

Murdered

By X- Sheriff Keith

Harper

Like Heiress Lydia Abrams

And Jody Fitz Kik Patrick

But Melody And Nurse

Darlene 

Would Know

Dancing

Vampires

Dr. Natalya

Dr. Tima Ivanova

Dr. Browning AI

From BBVA To

PNC

Dr. Queresheri

Jihad

Invisible

Dr

Provider

Dolls 

Receptionist Bribes

Coroner

With A Black Market

To Vegas

Thunder From Down

Under

Hungarian Spies

Warlock Bribes

Melody World

Know

She Stole Your

Song Bro

But You Let

Her

You Know

Peace,

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[haroldgross]

New Post has been published on Harold Gross: The 5a.m. Critic

New Post has been published on https://literaryends.com/hgblog/rebel-moon-part-1-a-child-of-fire/

Rebel Moon: Part 1 - A Child of Fire

[3 stars]

It would be easy to dismiss this as derivative dreck, and you wouldn’t be entirely wrong. It has more references and near direct steals from the last 40 years or more of space fantasy and westerns than I’ve seen in a film in a while. But, then again, it started as a Star Wars pitch and even Star Wars ripped off plenty of other films and tropes as well. So “derivative” starts getting very meta very quickly here.

But the real problem with this movie is just how seriously it takes itself. From the melodrama and predictable moments to the Zack Snyder (Army of the Dead) patented slo-mo shots it rapidly descends into level of a silly drinking game. Snyder’s love of slo-mo in this story rivals Abrams’ love of lens flare in his Star Trek reboot.

He at least got a good cast together to try and sell the overwrought dialogue delivered by broken people. Sofia Boutella (Settlers) continues to prove she can kick butt. Ed Skrein (Maleficent: Mistress of Evil) shows there is no character too thin or too twisted that he cannot embrace them. Michiel Huisman (Flight Attendant) continues as the nice guy. Bae Doona (Cloud Atlas, Sense8) is as enigmatic and capable as ever. Charlie Hunnam (Papillon) is as accessible and treacherous as ever. Hell, Snyder even convinced Anthony Hopkins (Armageddon Time) to do his best C3P0 interpretation. Also to Snyder’s credit the women look like credible fighters from their muscles to their costumes and makeup.

To be clear, no individual scene or moment is particularly bad (however plodding), but it is the totality of them together with the unrelenting strum and drang that drags it all down. And the dark undercurrent of every character makes it a challenge to commit or care about any of them entirely. Sure it’s easy to hate the empire, but we never really care enough about the burgeoning rebels to get behind them other than on a principle basis rather than an emotional one. And while I don’t mind flawed heroes or even anti-heroes, we have to hang our hat somewhere emotionally.

Now, to top it all off, this is only part one of the story, with part two coming in April of next year. Will I watch it? Sure. I want to know what happens and see if he can pay off the story he’s remaking here (if you know, you’ll know and if not just enjoy the ride). For a nice afternoon filler you have to admit it has effects and action. We’ll see if it goes anywhere and if he ever finds a sense of humor.

Where to watch

#3stars #Action #craft #Dark #Drama #Fantasy #Political Drama #popcorn #SeeIt #Movie Review

[burntblueberrywaffles]

hiii againnn 🫶🫶 (sorry about how many i sent you of these i just love chatting with you and the excitement ahshshe)

okayy sooo regarding your tags haha my favourite artists are gracie abrams as well and maisie peters and liv too and sabrina carpenter and so many more lmao and my aesthetic is like cutesy but also sometimes like grunge where i were like black cargo pants and fishnets and stuff bc yes (also your style sounds AMAZINGGG) and i love art too, music (singing listening and playing lmao) and crochetinggg as well!! (except i can't really finish a project bc adhd LMAO)

anyways enough about mee, time for more questions haha these are not related to the gift just me wanting to get to know you better lmao (i mean they miiighhtt contribute to the gift who knows?)

ok soo, what's your favourite colour (i know you said you like black in the last answer BUTT idk if it's your favourite colour so might as well be sure) andddd if it's not too much trouble and if it's possible (i know it might be super hard haha) but could you rank midnights/1989 (whichever one you find easier to rank/whichever one you prefer since theyre your favourite albums haha)

alsoo sorry if im keeping you busy agsvbdeb im just so excited ahshhebr

byee <33 (sorry ive written a lottt)

p.s. we aren't mutuals haha but I've seen you on my dash a couple times and you seem really cool and i love getting to know you better it's really fun to chat with you <33

-secret swiftie santa

Dw this is pretty fun hehe

I think I’m on the opposite side of the adhd spectrum, where when I start a project, I often find myself hyper focusing so hard on it that I can’t focus on anything else until it’s done LOL (thankfully i can finish the smaller projects in a day, and Ive often been multitasking with for exemple doing rows of crochet while reading my textbooks haha)

My favourite color is Tyrian purple! (Tyrian purple specifically because there’s some other shades of purple I don’t like that much) look at how pretty!!

✨My Midnights Ranking✨

You’re on your own, Kid

Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve

You’re Losing Me

Anti-hero

Labyrinth

Question…?

Mastermind

Maroon

High infidelity

Midnight Rain

Lavender haze

Sweet Nothing

The Great War

Hits different

Paris

Karma

Dear reader

Snow on the beach

Bigger than the whole sky

Bejewelled

Glitch

Vigilante shit

Im incapable of ranking 1989 though 😂 But rn my favourites are the vault tracks (though that might be because of recency bias) and of course Wonderland 😌

#wonderland YOYOK and would’ve could’ve should’ve are some of my all time faves #TS secret santa #ask tag

[aviolentindustrialcomplex]

Norma, Normality, and the Ability to Rebuke It

Online shopping is the bane of my existence (after doctors, who I hate more than most things). When I go to shop for clothing online I am constantly wondering where that skirt will pinch, if that shirt will sit on me like it does on that model, if those pants will have enough room for my dump truck ass? Does the size guide on the website really tell the truth?

If it feels like your clothes don't fit, you’re right, they don't. They fit Norma, a 1940s plaster cast of the supposedly normal, average woman’s body. Norma and her counterpart, Norman, were the creation of a eugenicist, gynecologist named Robert Latou Dickinson and an artist named Abram Belskie because of “a government employee's quest to create sizing for women,” (Zavarise). Norma and Norman are the plaster statues pictured below. 

When it came to creating the perfectly average man, it was relatively easy because male sizing data already existed in military records. There was a demand for the standardization of women’s sizing, so an army of “measuring squads” were deployed to women’s homes to take their measurements (Zavarise). Of course, because a eugenicist was at the forefront of this project, “In the case of Norma, the minds that collated her measurements were enthusiastic eugenicists, motivated by a desire to effectively eradicate insufficiently white, disabled, and queer people,” says Heather Radke, author of the book Butts, A Backstory.  

Norma has a 29-inch-across butt. Her breasts are perky, she is free of pubic hair (Norman has public hair), and has rock-hard abs (or rather plaster-hard abs haha). 

When it came to the scientists working with Norma, “They were openly attempting to engineer a race of perfectly normal Americans, equating full citizenship with having this decisively average, yet demonstrably unattainable, body,” (Zavarise). They even held a competition to find the most average woman in Ohio, but the woman who came the closest, Martha Skidmore, looked quite different from Norma herself (Anupam). Norma’s hips and thighs are narrower, her head is smaller. If Norma were alive, I doubt anyone would mistake them for sisters. 

Normal is a fallacy, a false ideal that everyone finds themselves trying to meet or exceed at high costs. I have never met a single person who ever truly felt normal in their body. Normal is supposed to be the quality of most-average, but it feels more like an ambiguous quality that exists in limbo. Normal is paradoxically a quality that is strived for and rebuked. To be normal is to fit in, to be liked, understood, and simple. But to be normal is also to be unexceptional, to go with the crowd and make little impact.

Middle school feels like the quintessential experience of “normal.” I had a fairly negative middle school experience: I was friends with people I didn’t truly care about and who cared about me even less, I was part of a basketball team with a creepy coach, I was a stellar student and felt out of place in almost every way. It is impossible to feel normal when no one else will talk about the fact that they are experiencing all of the same things you are. 

It wasn’t until I got to high school that I began to understand the value of abnormality. Being normal was a survival tactic in middle school, but I went to a high school with all new people, and that meant I could reinvent myself or, rather, be true to myself. That was pretty cool, especially because it is impossibly boring to be normal. By rebuking normality towards the end of high school and the beginning of college, I was able to be honest about my likes and dislikes and set firmer boundaries that I had in the past. Being abnormal means that I get to define myself by my own values, not those I perceive others to have. I’m really proud of myself for being able to do that, being able to continue to deny the impulse to conform. I’m not perfect at it, but I am definitely learning.  

Anupam. “The Quest for Norma.” Observations, 10 Mar. 2022, https://anupamobserved.com/2022/03/10/the-quest-for-norma/.

Zavarise, Isabella. “A 1930s Eugenics Experiment Is the Reason Women’s Clothing Sizes Are so Damn Frustrating.” Business Insider, https://www.businessinsider.com/eugenics-experiment-set-the-course-for-womens-clothing-sizes-2022-11. Accessed 4 Mar. 2023.

[xo-boudless]

Dec 16 2022 (1)

"I saw this girl at BestBuy and she really got me purring."

"Her ass is fine."

"Imma have to relieve myself after seeing her."

"She really got the juices going."

"That was the finest ass I've seen in a long time."

He's talking about her butt.

"She is living proof that sex is food. Because after seeing her I felt a hunger that needed to be quenched."

"Girl, you have the finest ass I've ever seen."

"What of the face?"

"The only place you can take her is to a five star restaurant."

"You have no idea what you started. But I hope you're going to finish it."

She works at route 18.

"Really Abram, what did she look like."

"She wasn't winning any awards. But she definitely won one tonight."

"Like pretty, or like eh."

"I've been appreciating what I see. And although she wasn't crazy pretty in the face, her sex appeal was off the charts, and I really, really liked her."

"If Abram liked her, she was pretty."

"Listen. You better find this dog a home instead of finding me a group home."

"Who's he talking to?"

"His b*tch of a sister. I don't know where they got off thinking that group homes is a positive thing. They could at least find him a residential. This is all mental illness talk."

"Seeing a girl like that really gets me going and feeling like to write. And when I write I feel like I can go anywhere and do anything."

"After twenty seven years of staring at the same kid, now you get scared. You get scared of him because he grew to five feet nine. For twenty two years you had no problems with him. That's why I can't trust you people. You change for the simplest things. Don't even get me started on you Ryan. I swear you people know very little about what you talk about. All you do is call the police not even knowing who and what they stand for. They aren't your friends. Sure as hell ain't Abrams."

"You know how it always happens to someone else? Like if someone gets robbed, robberies always happens to someone else? Well in his world it always happens to him. He has mental illness, he gets arrested, he always loses his car. He can never get back on his feet. Everytime he does or thinks he does he's sadly mistaken. But he feels it, he's special. Not in the retarded type of way, in the godly type of way."

"Come on, how can you not tell. The good music? All stems from him, it all stems from Abram. The independent contractor jobs? All started around the time Abram graduated high school. You think he wasn't going to notice? He's God."

I'm God You get it?

Like Mo, i'd have no question. But what's with the guns? Why is there a trick question? I don't have anything to give the boys. especially one extra excuse to let them do what they want. Like they do anyway. And this isn't code. They already went through my shit and deleted things and stole other things. When I write I need music. And as long as i have this drug in my system apparently they won't touch me. But there was a time when it wasn't in my system and they weren't getting close. I get lost when i write and they start thinking it's code. I have to go to group therapy once a week because i can't get my money right. And once i do they not hearing from me. Thats just how it is. I have nothing left holding me back. I'm done with school. And anytime i get discouraged i always show myself something new. But i'm tired of these cuffs on my wrist. That's why i'm looking for something different. I tried to play the piano and i learned that i was just looking for a keyboard. Even if some of this doesn't make sense I'm just hoping a part of it gets through. Because I'm not trying to go to a group home.

"They ruin your life once they get involved. They the paranoid ones. But when they run up on you they accusing you of it. It's always a double standard with them."

I just get lost in words.

[rbhcom55]

#funny #buzz animals