#also to all my american followers

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Nat: This is your plan B? Steve: Technically this is plan P. Sam: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Steve: Yeah, but I marry Bucky in plan M. Bucky: … Bucky: I like plan M. Nat: … Sam: … Steve: … Steve: Me too.

#steve rogers #natasha romanoff #bucky barnes #sam wilson #captain america #black widow #winter soldier #falcon #team cap #lol #i mean #yeah #accurate honestly #i could totally see it #also to all my american followers #i am so sorry #and i hope all of you are doing okay #i'm angry too #please message me if you ever need/want to talk #all the love and support <3 #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

[incorrectspnforfun]

Jack: Can we go out for ice cream? Dean: Did you ask Sam? Jack: He said no. Dean: Then why did you ask me? Jack: He’s not the boss of you. Dean: … Dean: *thinking* It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap-- 

#sam winchester #dean winchester #jack winchester #sam and dean #jack kline #sam and dean as parents #lol #i mean #accurate though #also to all my american followers #i'm so sorry about the ruling #i hope you're all okay #i'm always here if you wanna talk #anyways #back to silliness #i could totally see this #spn #spn incorrect quotes #family

[primarylotus]

guys i am experiencing a little bit of mental illness

#i read the book for the first time a little bit ago #and i have lost all sense of self #what was i even into before that #i’ll open up the book while i’m watching and giggle and kick my feet making comparisons #also my letterboxd is orgazmo69 if anyone wants to follow hehe #american psycho #me #letterboxd #og post

[thiamblogger]

cooper definitely fell first and harder!!

#i just can't see it any differently. #i know literally nobody on tumblr even cares for my little gays but i don't care!! #you will listen!! #like literally from s1 cooper was all over him!! #he took katie's rudeness because yes he liked having a parents but also because of oliver #he basically took him on a date after their gfs dumped them #CAVIAR AND EVERYTHING!! #he was willing to follow oliver anywhere even if it wasn't something he had an intrest in. #JUST BECAUSE IT WAS OLIVER!! #first it was boarding school for DANCE then BUSSINESS SCHOOL IN NEW YORK!! #NEW YORK!! #i can't- #and the way he got so excited just literally sitting there with oliver #even when they were doing nothing #i want a cooper!! #cooliver #american housewife

[seventh-district]

i’ve just finished season one of TMA, and being someone who’s okay with spoilers is fun because it means i can peruse the wiki and scroll through the tag and i get to become privy to all sorts of weird, wonderful, halfway-out-of-context information that i get to look forward to understanding in the future

like. what do you mean Leitner’s in the tunnels?

what do you mean Jon eats the extinguished sun??

what do you mean it’s spelled Gerard Keay???

#Jon‚ narrating a statement: '…whose passport had identified him as Gerard Keay.' #Me‚ an American‚ not yet in the habit of following along with the transcripts: 'Ah‚ yes. Jared Key.' #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #gerry keay #gerard keay #tma #i’m sorry but Why do british ppl apparently pronounce Gerard like that how do y’all audibly tell Gerard and Jared apart #anyways based on how i’ve glossed over the other two arguably much more shocking revelations i mentioned #i’m sure you can tell that i’ve latched onto Gerry and everything else is just background noise to me #okay that’s an exaggeration. i Do love the entire show and am invested in the entire cast to varying degrees but. #Gerry… my beloved… his role in Ep. 12 hooked me instantly #it’s bad‚ guys. ive already started making him a playlist. it’s safe to say there’s no hope for me. the fixation train has left the station #Gerry (and Michael) have moved in and will live rent free in my brain indefinitely #listen. you can’t just present to me a cryptic goth man with long poorly dyed black hair and mommy issues who’s covered in eye tattoos- #-and is frequently affiliated with the supernatural and then expect me to Not fall in love with him!!! #*looks at DoorKeay* …and i am also not immune to the opposites attract & human x supernatural entity tropes… #tbh looking at all this DoorKeay fan art has me suddenly remembering my EraserMic days #which is a wild thing to say i know but listen. it’s just the whole long-black-hair x long-blonde-hair similarity #and maybe a bit of the opposite personalities. idk why but i was just admiring one particular DoorKeay fanart and it suddenly hit me #i literally whispered to myself out loud ‘holy shit it’s EraserMic again…’ and it's not Really but also it kinda is and i think it's funny #but then i did More thinking and i think it goes beyond just them. i think i rlly just have a thing for Dark & Light coded character ships #Michael & Gerry… Navia & Chlorinde... Sun & Moon… Mic & Aizawa… #i think i’m learning smthn abt myself now i’ve gotta think if there’s more examples… #i'd almost say Alphonse and Seth but eeehhh not quite. and honestly i think the bigger-brain way to see their relationship through the- #-Dark x Light trope would be to take into account the resurgence of DM!Al and that kinds flips the dynamic #i think that if either of them are Moon-coded it'd be DM!Al. but they honestly just don't quite fit in that trope's box anyways #they're Pink/Black x Brown coded. not Yellow x Black #i do gotta say that i've pulled an Interesting number of songs off Seth's playlist while working on Gerry's... it's the mommy issues innit #i'd almost say PB x Marcy but once again we've got a character that's pink-coded‚ not yellow. i think they fall into a different category

[theamazingannie]

Love the way people will simultaneously hate on celebrities for voicing opinions about politics because they aren’t educated enough on the topic and also condemn celebrities who don’t speak out about politics when they are clearly not the kind of person who is properly educated on the topic

#like pick a side #maybe the reason global superstar Taylor swift hasn’t spoken out about Palestine is because she is white American global superstar #and not a fucking expert on international politics #this expectation that every single person with the slightest but of a platform #should speak out on every single issue #is so unbelievably harmful #not just to the person who gets hate for no reason and also is expected to emotionally exaust themselves for your personal morality points #but because of all of the celebrities that DO speak out and clearly aren’t educated enough on the issue and spread gross propaganda #to their massive followings #like I’d rather a celebrity stay silent on politics than ruin my perception of them #because they decided to have a public opinion about something that is awful #i don’t need stranger things ruined for me because Noah Schnapp called all Palestinian supporters terrorists #i dont ask the political leanings of the clerk at the grocery store #so why do we expect this of our actors and singers #(and i only brought up Taylor cuz I just saw someone condemning her and it’s so annoying #this happens with every single political event #not everyone can be properly informed on every single issue and it’s wrong to expect them tl #i just want them to sing their silly little songs and act their silly little movies) #if they’re like an outright shitty person I want to know that #but if they’re just dumb and fall to propaganda on an issue that doesn’t affect them then just silently think wrong #and hopefully it’ll give them the chance to silently learn a better way #once they publicly post it they’re more likely to double down when called out #idk just more 2am rants ignore me as you do

[stincorrect]

Mike: You can track Dustin? Suzie: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

#mike wheeler #suzie #dustin henderson #suzie and dustin #dustin and suzie #duzie #based on that one episode #in season 4 #you know the one #anyways accurate #oh also #for all my american followers #i'm sorry about the ruling #i hope you're okay #feel free to reach out if you want to talk #<3 #anyways #stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes

[philsmeatylegss]

The hardest lesson you will learn if you are interested in learning about Nazi Germany: so may people posting content about it are actual Nazis

No seriously if anyone is starting to get into WWII/Third Reich history, it is so easy to be indoctrinated because the main message a lot of Nazis spit now is that Hitler was bad and the SS were bad, but everyone else was chill.

And it’s hard to realize the narrative they’re spitting is wrong unless you know a lot going into it.

I have been watching a dude called “TIKhistory” the last few days on youtube and something felt off about his takes, but a lot of them had at least some plausible deniability and enough factual information that I thought it was still worthwhile.

I just start watching another video from this dude with the title “The REAL Reason why Hitler HAD to start WW2” which is an insane title and caught my attention. And then my answer was given by the first five mins of his video when I realized this dude was, at the least, a wehraboo, and at most, an actual Nazi.

Pretty much any non-Nazi historian agrees that Hitler started WWII because 1) he wanted to conquer Europe 2) he wanted “Lebensraum,” aka living space for “Aryans.” Where German people, with no Jewish or Roma people present, can have ample space to live.

You know why most non-Nazi historians agree on this? Because Hitler fucking said this. In his literal book. That everyone read.

WWII was declared by the Allies when Germany invaded Poland for LeBeNsRaUm. Yes, Germany never wanted to fight Britain. You know why? 1) they were white enough 2) a fucking ocean kept them apart. They wanted all of Europe + Soviet Union. That is why WWII started.

See how quick it was to get to that point? Fucking TIKhistory’s video is forty five minutes long. That’ll happen when your point is horeshit and also not true.

Hitler started WWII. All of the generals and higher ups at least knew of the Holocaust and most perpetrated their own massacres for shits and giggles. The Nazi army wasn’t really that great, they just knew how to play the cards in the circumstances they were in (they used horses a fuck ton. You don’t see it because a lot of documentaries use footage from Nazi propaganda in which they weren’t recorded). These are all basic facts for non-Nazis. So warning that if anyone you meet challenges those three facts, they probably are a Nazi

#I know no one cares but I was just gobsmacked when I watched the video #there’s a substantial amount of dislikes but a lot more likes #and it’s because those who aren’t familiar with Nazi history #which I know I got a lot of my own education from higher education #and to those who know only basic facts about WWII #a white balding guy speaking confidently in a polo seems quite trustworthy #nazism nowadays is less obvious than it used to be #lying or downplaying nazi history is such a big red flag #a lot of western education #specifically american #has been tainted because the USA hired a lot of Nazis after WWII to help fight the Soviets so a lot of #white lies #to put it lightly #were made up #that’s where popular beliefs like that it was just Hitler’s fault they lost or that generals were just following orders come from #so claims like that are more justifiable as it’s usually the education system that taught them wrong #but to claim that Hitler and his comrades started WWII for anything other than hatred and a need to kill Jews and Roma especially and also #disabled people gay trans people and so on #and modern Nazis justify this because it sounds bad #which you know #it is #so they need to justify it to themselves #all Nazis are liars it’s in the description #that’s the nicest word I can use to describe them btw #I feel like this shouldn’t be new news but fuck off if you’re a Nazi or a Nazi apologist #rae’s rambles #tw Nazism

[vampirian]

how is it so hard for people including my friends to boycott things it makes me go absolutely insane sometimes having to lead discussions about things like harry potter and jkr and now eurovision and israel.......there are a million other things in this world that you can do and concentrate on rather than spend time and money on these things

going outside and looking at flowers is literally free, staying at home and reading pride and prejudice may not be entirely free but is a much better alternative i promise you ( but just in case you can legally read it for free online right here: x )

#funniest thing is #was literally just telling a friend about jkr's latest descent into hell and how i'm also boycotting esc this year #when another friend texted me saying she can't make it for the actual esc watch this year #but she'd still like for us to watch it together #and i'm like...yeah no sorry no can do #to be fair she's american and doesn't follow things beforehand as avidly as me #but i hope she at least can see the light now that i've informed her how things are being handled by esc #now if only two of my friends could stop their hp obsession #i don't really stay quiet on this topic at all #esp after i had one of my trans friends commit suicide last year

[durn3h]

Why does it seem like half of tumblr is latino? Do you all just disproportionally follow me because I spam Jose Jose and Luis Miguel all the time or are there just that many of you here?

#my mutuals/followers are like half latino and i dont get why #theres also the fact that like 3/4 of you all aren't american #is tumblr just bigger outside the us? #surely not right? #is it just some weird coincidence i guess? #strange regardless

[coffiocake]

"The Girls on the Bus" might be my new favorite streaming serial. completely unrelated but I have a crush on Carla Gugino

#I am so normal about her and also the entire cast and the show in general #I love everyone so much #imagine: an hbo/max show that doesn't crush my will to live every week (yes I am looking at you GoT you were UNFORGIVEABLE) #also I have a soft spot for journalists #which all the characters in this show are (yes even lola) #they're following different candidates on the political trail and being clever and funny and topical #I'm filling the void between episodes with the West Wing so all in all learning a lot about the broken American political system #I'm basically watching schoolhouse rock for people who hate musicals #girls on the bus #tgotb #grace gordon greene

[piningprecussionist]

Patel fans.....

.....

Repo the Genetic Opera.......

#do you think he would like it is what im asking here #spto #spvtw #sp comic #matthew patel #headcanons #ooc #txt #YES I KNOW IT CAME OUT IN 2008 BTW. I DONT CARE IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES #and to the Children that follow me Do Not go looking it up because of this post if i learn that you all listen to zydrate anatomy i will + #take 10 d6 psychic damage Immediately (but also understand bc it is a good song 😔 so so good) #but seriously for the sake of my sanity do not Watch It at least that movie is so gruesome/horny. *I* love it #(... oh my god i could make Kim love it.......) #(im going insane actually i need to put my phone down) #this post was brought to you by the art of him and gideon watching the american psycho musical btw. if that helps. #scott pilgrim headcanons #<- tags that should've already been on this bitch smh

[solvicrafts]

One of these days when I'm in the right mental space for it I really, really want to post about how incredibly isolating it feels to be neuro-divergent in the pagan community and, at the same time, more or less following a near-reconstructionist path despite how extraordinarily difficult it is because my brain just wired differently so I basically have to fight own instincts and inherent nature in order to practice my religion but at the same time I fight entirely of my own accord because it falls in line with my personal principles and--

#solvi's personal ramblings #it's late for me so today probably will not be that day #but I've been wanting to write a series of posts on this topic and others #because there's an immense feeling of isolation that I deal with in the pagan community that I don't talk about #and weirdly enough I feel like my non-pagan followers on here would understand it a lot more than the broader pagan community likely would #especially my abbilen in the Legend of Drizzt community #but like to put it simply for now I genuinely feel like Kimmuriel and maybe a bit like Drizzt sometimes #especially in my offline social circles #because certain people in my personal life who have grown progressively anti-theist over the years #will actively shit on anyone who believes in or worship anything because in their mind it's all Christianity #and all of Christianity is the Westboro Baptist Church #and on those rare occasions where I do manage to slightly challenge them they give me the Drizzt treatment #'man drow suck they're awful they're just the worst I can't wait to kill them... oh well except you 'cause you're OK I guess' #like because my brain just doesn't work the way other peoples' brains do there are aspects of religion and spirituality I struggle with #so I don't really fit in with the crystal woo crowd but I also don't fit in with most other recon-leaning polytheists #and then I get really actively shat on by anti-theists I know because they can't separate modern ex-Christian baggage #from literally everything else #like it does not compute in their mind that extreme American Christian beliefs =/= ALL RELIGION or ALL CHRISTIANS #and nothing seems to get it through to them and they take everything in bad faith #so I feel very isolated at times because I don't seem to really have a place really anywhere #because my interpretation of religion and spirituality and my ability to practice it will always be different due to my inherent nature #so I'll basically never 'belong' anywhere #I'm gonna join Kimmuriel in the 'I shoulda been born an illithid' thing except I don't know what I should've been born as #I just know that the person I was born as just doesn't seem to fit in anywhere or have a place in the world

[vamptastic]

Hey so I doubt anybody cares about this given that my blog has like, 50 followers and half of them are inactive or old friends, but if anybody's been wondering why I have so few posts on here about Israel compared to other political issues it's because I'm not putting anything on here that isn't credibly sourced. I noticed quite a few posts containing misconceptions and some straight up hoaxes early on and I've just really not noticed anybody start to think more critically since then, so I'm just not posting anything unless I can take the time to verify it.

I think a large part of this is just that I'm on the English side of the internet and most people are not able to read Hebrew and Arabic so there's just going to be more misinformation than American current events. But ngl, there's been some stuff that I really can't understand why anybody would not immediately flag as a hoax unless motivated by anti-Arab racism or antisemitism of the conspiratorial variety.

Also I just have complicated feelings because I grew up very involved with Judaism and my first Rabbi was a hardcore Israeli Zionist, and I also spent a lot of time at Chabad which was also quite Zionist. So while from a logical & moral standpoint I am, as far as I can tell, quite anti-Zionist, there's just some personal feelings in the mix that are hard to let go of. So I'd rather not invite conversation unless it's with people I trust to be understanding because I grew up with an extremely biased view on this and there might be some ideas I still hold without realizing they're motivated by my upbringing and not the reality of the situation.

Again, I can say with 100% certainty that Israel's actions since October 7th have been reprehensible and that it is their actions in the years before that led things to this point, and that I wish Israel had at the very least not had such heavy British colonial influence in its' founding, if it was ever possible to found a morally good Jewish state in the first place.

#uh if you absolutely most know my exact opinion on things to follow me you're always free to message me #I just don't want other people's posts on here unless it's literally just a link to an article that I can go read & verify #After that whole Israeli troops are stealing Palestinians organs things I am just kind of. Not very trustful anymore #Or all the nonsense about Palestinians IQs or stuff about beheading babies that as far as I can tell is totally unfounded #Or the all the Jews need to go to Europe/New York/Just kill them all stuff #Just. There's a lot of random Americans with zero stake in this saying fucking whatever online #And when you've positioned everything as like. You need to have an opinion on this or you're a bad person #When there's also massive amounts of misinfo that also conveniently creates black and white narratives #It's just. Not a good combination! And a lot of well intentioned but ill informed people will blindly fall for it #So just. Trying to stick to stuff that I know can actually directly help people

[dadfathers]

Finished Babél by RF Kuang last week and reflecting on it. What did ppl think of it? I found the writing very heavy handed and didactic but I can see why it is a hit w the intended (?) audience (highly educated white people who haven’t yet discovered that colonialism is a bad thing or a thing at all 🥴) I can also see that this is a topic RFK herself is really grappling with like right immediately now as she is writing it lol. The world building and character archetypes are kind of simplistic but it serves the above mission of dictating an anti-colonialism 101.

I liked the character relationship between Robin and Rami 👍 will be giving my copy to the neighborhood children via the community lending library, I think they could enjoy it.

#this book is kind of out of my wheel house in practice but totally my thing in theory. lol #kind of expected it to have less allegiance to the YA genre but I also never read Poppy War so idk maybe it’s on me #I do think her follow up with yellow face is …… #like as a fellow Chinese American. lol. lmao. 😭 #ppl somehow find this post sometimes I’d like to say that hating on RFK’s approach to the apparent genre of Asian American lit is now a #beloved and regular pastime for me and friends. sorry. #I just don’t think if u talk a big game about being untranslatable to western audiences in ur essays about translation that ur books should #all be written like u want liberal white ppl to think ur smart and no one else

[levil0vesyou]

Having a post get popular enough to be independently reblogged by someone you follow but aren't mutuals with is. Wild

#yes it was the sex poll obvs #given the person is a minor i'm very glad they picked answer one lmao #like i do think minors in general are allowed to want and even have sex (with each other obvs) but when it's a minor i personally follow it #would just make me feel pretty weird lmao. like on a personal level ya feel? i mean when u reach an even closer level it becomes not weird #again like my dear friend ness (17yo) who afaik doesn't actually HAVE any sex but occasionally wants to and i support her hot girl summer. #but as stated this person barely knows i exist i just follow his blog (i used they earlier but this was incorrect but tumblr won't let me e #edit the tag 😔) and he's 16yo so seeing him talk about wanting and/or having sex would have been. uncomfortable. like obvs he'd be allowed #to because my personal discomfort is no indication of morality but you get it. like if my big little cousin (she's 15 now by god the years #don't stop coming) were to talk about sex and stuff to me or within earshot i would ummm. throw myself out the window? but like i'd still t #try to be supportive and if push comes to shove then yes i would give her condoms 😔 cuz like if a minor wants sex i will not be able to sto #stop them lmao but i can at least try and make it somewhat safe y'know #actually i remembered i have literally given a 15yo a condom before lmao she's prolly over 20 now but like as the adult dormmate it was alm #almost like a responsibility y'know like what do you want me to DO?? let her get pregnant?? anyway enough tangent lmao #btw all this is also why in the poll i included 'too young' but didn't specify an age cuz that's individual y'know. some people are p late #bloomers (i was one) while others choose to have consensual sex by 14 y'know. not something i like to think about but that doesn't mean it #won't happen ya feel. i mean what am i the american education system? lmao. so some ppl have interpreted being 17 as too young but there's #also folks like this who clearly consider 16 old enough and that's defo ppl's good right. and again i usually don't mind just the fact that #he in particular is someone i already knew made it uncomfy. but anyway yea back on topic it's very interesting in general when your post #gets big enough to independently make it to ur dash thru a non mutual lmao. love the hellsite honestly where else amirite #personal #mine #ok to rb ig #like the actual body of the post anyway. i'd be pretty uncomfy if said person saw my tags on this cuz y'know it's kind vagueing even if it' #not negative but anyway. anyway #*kinda