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jqnehr ยท 1 day
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โ ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐š๐ฒ, ๐๐š๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง'. โž | boothill.
boothill x fem!reader.
๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ: you and boothill meet in a bar, and have a very nice chat (aka, you flirt like mad).
๐œ๐ฐ: SFW!! no use of y/n, alcohol consumption (it's a bar come on now), bar banter/flirting. (pathetic attempts at) funny haha humour, and ermm well inspired by old 1950s western films (my dad adores john wayne i cannot escape them HELP), but like in the hsr universe yk. this one was meant to be funny because i had a BALL playing around with boothill's CANONICAL censor oh my god i love him. imagine calling him a fucktard and the only thing he can clap back w is "you son of a biscuit-eating bulldog" (what the french toast?) or something idk. can he say that? or can he only say nice thingsโ€”anyways enough rambling ๐Ÿ˜”
๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ž: (continuation from above basically) this man i tell you. i can't sleep. can't eat. he plagues me. day in and day out. i do not have the funds to pull for him. how dare he look at me with that sexy smirk? ain't got no money pal sorry. anyways here's a lil thing i wrote in honour of this man making my chronic fatigue worse <3 NOT PROOF READ. it is currently 12:44am as im posting this so there will be MANY typos haha im going to sleep now.
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"You look like you should be in a saloon."
The gun-slinging Galaxy Ranger glanced up at the woman who just took a seat beside him from beneath the brim of his hat, drawn from his thoughts. She had taken a seat that was a respectable distance from him, two bar stools down, the message clear that she wasn't here to chat him up and lead him off to somewhere secluded and have some 'fun', but was only here for small talk and a drink. Good thing she wasn't coming onto him, too. Saved him having to turn down yet another woman looking for a fleeting one night stand.
He went back to absentmindedly swirling the malt juice around in his glass. Car oil, basically. He let out a small chuckle. "Ain't the first time I heard that one."
"Yeah? Makes sense. Fit's cool, though." She nodded to his cropped jacket, his spurred boots, his pants with their sides unzipped. She didn't seem to be bothered by the sight of his belt lined with ammo and a holstered gun. "What's that your drinking? Looks like engine oil."
"Malt juice," Boothill humoured her. "Can't drink nothin' else. Perks o' bein' a machine."
"Machine?" The woman lifted a brow, taking a sip of her beer. "Ah, gotcha. You're a robot?"
"Cyborg, yeah." It didn't matter if he divulged in her what he usually wouldn't. It was just tedious small talk, a nice weight off his mind, and he wouldn't ever see her again, anyway. "Got its pros and cons."
"I see." He was starting to become rather surprised at how...nonchalant she was about this. She lifted her beer jug to her lips once more. "So, what do you do for a living? Go around cosplaying as a cowboy?"
"Heh. If ya like, sure." Boothill was getting curious. It was once in a blue moon he came across someone as relaxed as this woman. "Let's say, it's my...signature look. Across the galaxies. Helps people remember me."
"You're starting to sound like a criminal on the run," she laughed lightly, only out of politeness, really. "Considering the people I've come across around here, I wouldn't mind getting you've got a bounty on that pretty head of yours."
"Uh-huh." He swigged the last of his malt juice. "Perceptive of you, sweets. You a local? Frequent?"
"Pretty much." She shot him a glance. "And it seems I was right. Eh, don't worry. I don't care enough about ya to turn you in. How much you wanted for, anyway?"
"A lot." Boothill grinned impishly. "Those IPC cuties keep bumpin' the โ€˜prize moneyโ€™ up, if ya like." He made air quotation marks. "Yer'd be set fo' life if ya got yer hands on that money."
"I'm sure I would be." She really didn't seem to care. "If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?"
"Boothill," he answered, inclining his head towards you. "What about you, darlin'?"
You gave him your name, downing the last of your beer, before hailing the bartender over for a refill. "Nice to meet you, Mr Boothill."
"D'aw, shucks, haven't been called 'mister' in a long time!" Boothill flashed a toothy grin, showing off his shark-like teeth. He noticed how you didn't recoil, barely even blinked, at the sight of them. "Makes me wanna buy you a drink, sugar."
"By all means." You're never one to pass such a offer up. "And you like to flirt, too, huh?"
He watched you rummage around in your purse for something. You finally pulled out a compact mirror and checked your appearance in its tiny mirror. He leaned forward, took your free hand, and placed a kiss to the top of it, winking at you from under his cowboy hat's brim. "With such a lovely lady as yourself? How could I not?"
You laughed in a rather unladylike wayโ€”you, more or less, gaffawedโ€”before retracting your hand and tipping his hat right down over his eyes, disorienting him. Your cheeks burned. "You're a funny one, Mr Boothill. You sure know how to woo a lady."
He adjusted his hat, huffing, leaning back in his seat. "I wasn't bein' funny. I like ya. I don't just kiss any old woman's hand."
"Got a little crush now, have you?" You raised your beer jug up in his direction as a friendly salute of sorts, grinning. "Cute of you. I like you, too, but I'm not letting you take me home."
"Ain't got one to take ya to." Boothill shrugged, not noticing how your smile suddenly vanished and you were looking at him. "Sons of biscuits made sure I couldn't have one no more, 'cause I wasn't about to let 'em get away with shady things they keep nicely under wraps."
"'Sons of biscuits'...?" You echoed, puzzled. You were also suddenly feeling quite sorry for the man. He was a roamerโ€”a nomad of sorts, never stuck in one place for very long. That, you were instantly able to tell once you first laid eyes on his broad back.
"Someone had a little play around with my Synesthesia Beacon, so now I can't say nothin' meanโ€”I'll try to say honey, honey, ugh. I'm tryna say honey." He tsked in frustration. "See? Can't say it."
"You can't swear?"
"Yep. Very aggravatin' at times. Whenever I wanna yell the s-word in combat, I just say somethin' ridiculous like 'terrific!' or 'groovy!' I sound like a right looney tune."
You chuckled. "I can tell that if you didn't have that censor on, you'd have the mouth of a sewer."
"Heck yeah. I'm goin' to town with all 'em bad words right now in my head," Boothill scoffed. "Love 'em, love 'em, love 'emโ€”see what I mean? Hopeless. Wanna drop the f-bomb real bad."
"Perks of being a cyborg, indeed," you laughed, patting his shoulder. "It's rather funny to see such a tough-looking guy like you run around without anything else to yell but 'unicorns! Cotton candy!' when someone jumps you."
He snorted. "That's about right. Had one cutie pie try to mug me once and I was gonna swear his ear off, but all that came out was "look at this angel!" instead of 'punk', but it's a way more colourful word than that."
"Gotcha." You leaned your elbows against the wooden top of the bar. You opened your mouth to continued, but a sudden commotion at the other side of the bar cut you off. Glancing over also, you and Boothill watched as one drunk mountainous guy versus a scrawny little weasel of a man went tooth and nail at each other.
"How's the skinny one still alive?" Boothill amusedly remarked, leaning his cheek on his fist. "Looks like a cartoon."
"Happens all the time." You watched on rather boredly, almost wincing when the small guy very narrowly missed getting his face flattened by his opponent's massive fist. "Those two baffoons are too drunk to think of anything other than settle this scrap with punches. Makes for a good show, though."
Boothill hummed, before turning back to face you. "Can you fight?"
"Me? Well, I know basic self defence, and when to tell someone's spiked my drink." You pushed the beer jug around on the bar top absentmindedly. "This environment's dangerous for a woman. Gotta look out for myself around here. I should stay away, but I like my alcohol."
He chuckled, gazing at you. "Glad to hear that. You ain't some damsel in distress. You're really somethin', you know that, sugar?"
You blushed at his stare and words. "Oh, get off it. It's something every woman's got to know in life. We shouldn't have to, but we do. It's sad."
"Sure is." He pursed his lips, suddenly grave. He may have been a vagabond in a way, but that didn't mean he didnโ€™t have morals. And then he playfully nudged you. "Ya know, seeing an independent, badass lady like you is real attractive."
You grinned. "Boy, if you were anyone else, I would've slapped you for that. That is an instant red flag for any woman in a bar."
"Well, I'll tell ya right now, I'd never harm a woman unless I had no other choice." Boothill stared at you. "Especially not for my own gain. Hurtin' people ain't fun, even though it's my lifestyle."
You shrugged, trying to ignore his intense gaze and the way your heart rate picked up. "A sad reality, but it's nice to come across a man with manners." You finished off your beer and stood, slinging your handbag strap over your shoulder, giving him a kind smile. "Well, thanks for the talk, Mr Boothill. You're a gem."
He stood after you, the spurs on his boots jingling with the movement, before he took your hand and pressed another smooth kiss to the top of it. Then he winked once more, just as a finishing touch, and your cheeks flared. "Any day, darlin'. Say, how about I give ya my phone number? Have another drink sometime."
"You sure? Your vigilante habits wouldn't get in the way of it?"
He laughed goodnaturedly. "Oho, that's funny, sugar. Nah, I'd always make time for you. Here, hand me ya phone."
So you did, and he swiftly typed in his number, before returning your phone to you. "There ya go. Send me a message so I'll know yours." Then Boothill stooped down to eye level with you, staring at you from beneath his lashes and hat, lifting a hand to ruffle your hair affectionately. "Till we meet again, sweetheart."
With that, and a lingering stare as he strode by, the cyborg cowboy left you stunned, heart pumping, phone limp in your hold. He was gone in a blink, giving you no room to wish him farewell also, so you did it by text.
you forgot to pay the bill for your drink
so I covered it for you.
you owe me one, cowboy
His reply didn't take long, and it made your face burn hotter.
Oopsies ๐Ÿคญ
How about I pay you back by taking you to dinner huh?
His emoji usage made you laugh. And so you accepted his offer.
Alright then
I want steak
Can you even eat?
You liked how he always replied fast.
Nah
But that's fine
Your company's better
Suffice to say, you liked the man's suave manner and flirty compliments. It made you feel exhilarated.
Maybe it was because of his classic cowboy moves. Tipping his hat to you in respectful greeting or goodbye, a gaze much too human for a cyborg, and his smooth gestures that made you hot all over.
Yeah. Maybe it was. But, either way, you couldn't wait to see him again.
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miloformula123fan ยท 5 hours
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Could you do fic for James Vowles with wife reader? With her being in the Williams garage, she witnessed Alex and Danny incident at the Japan GP and was so worried about them that she ended up going to James at the pitwall for his comfort. He decided to hug her while calming her down and going to both of the drivers to make sure they're okay. Just something fluff and little angst. Add something if you want to. Thanks!! :)))
what is it with me only getting these fics out like 2-3 weeks after the race, anyway, it's again so short but my mental health is suffering right now, so, and im happy with it the length it is.
Please keep requesting - y'all have awesome ideas we agree on a lot of stuff :) - my guidelines are here, and if you want some prompts, they are here.
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โ€œCome on Logan, show โ€˜em why you deserved to be in the car last weekend.โ€ย 
Logan nodded as he pulled his helmet on and gave a thumbs up and a fist bump to Y/N. It was her first weekend at the grand prix, as she preferred to stay at home, and let James call her to give her an update. But James had been pleading with her to come โ€˜just onceโ€™ and after the disaster weekend theyโ€™d had in Australia, she had braved the timezone and flown out for Japan.
She sat down on the folding chairs with the rest of the pit crew, while PR managers and assistants and anyone who liked James, which was 90% of the garage, was trying to persuade her to sit on a more comfortable chair. She shook her head smiling, insisting she was fine as long as she wasnโ€™t in the way, on the folding chair, with the pit crew.ย 
James shook his head fondly, gazing at his wife as she chatted to Alexโ€™s race engineer, before he slung his headset on and walked out to the pit wall.
Unfortunately the joy in the Williams garage lasted all of about 1 corner. A cheer erupted as they all got through turn 1 okay, but it was yelled too soon.
โ€œAs they make their way through AND OFF INTO THE WALL, off into the wall goes the 2 cars, and a big crash into the tire barrier,โ€
โ€œYeah, thatโ€™s going to be an immediate safety car, a heavy impact for Ricciardo and Albonโ€ฆโ€
โ€œRed flag, red flag.โ€
Y/N could see the anger as the mechanics grew angry, yelling stuff, but it all felt muffled underwater, as the camera cut to a replay of the crash. She sat there, staring as she watched Daniel and Alexโ€™s cars clobber the barriers again.
So much for good luck this weekend. She watched as Daniel hopped out of the car, and she saw that Alex was having a little trouble due to the tyres almost balanced perfectly on his halo.
She heard the other cars filtering into the pits and as the pit crews dash around the cars Y/N escape through the garage and up to the pit wall, where she spotted James chatting to some of the other mechanics. She quickly crossed the pit lane and hopped up to the pitwall.
โ€œHey darling, what are you doing here?โ€
Y/N didnโ€™t know what to say to that. What was she doing here? She looked at her husband trying to convey all of her current thoughts through her eyes. Thankfully he seemed to get the message and embraced her in a hug.
โ€œDonโ€™t worry, donโ€™t worry, theyโ€™re both fine, theyโ€™re both okay. The red flag is because the barrier is destroyed and theyโ€™ll be here before the end of the red flag, okay? Iโ€™m sorry darling, that must have been terrifying to see that crash, especially when you have no information. How about you stay here, I think Alex and Daniel will come from there,โ€ he pointed somewhere, Y/N wasnโ€™t paying attention properly โ€œso theyโ€™ll walk past here and you can see that theyโ€™re completely safe and sound.โ€
Y/N nodded at that, and snuggled in further to her husbandโ€™s embrace as he asked about tyres for Loganโ€™s restart and discussed new strategy, keeping an eye out for the 2 drivers.
come walking down the pit lane. She careful extracted herself from Jamesโ€™ embrace, he nodded as he saw the 2 drivers arriving.
Y/N ran over and embraced them both in a hug, ignoring the commentators comments of โ€˜momโ€™ and โ€˜awwwwโ€™ and she pulled them in close and started rambling
โ€œOh my god, are you okay, that was a big crash, are you sure you donโ€™t need to go to the medical centre, wait, hang on, whatโ€™s the test, uuhhhh, how many fingers am i holding up?โ€
โ€œ2, Y/N, relax, weโ€™re okay.โ€ Daniel put a hand on her shoulder
โ€œY/N breathe okay, I know that was a big crash and that I think was your first big crash while being here, so Iโ€™d imagine it's a little scary, but itโ€™s okay. Weโ€™re both okay, Daniel and I in one piece.โ€ Alex pulled her into a hug, before releasing her.
Y/N didnโ€™t trust her voice, just nodding and furiously wiping away at the tears falling down her face.
โ€œCโ€™mon, Iโ€™ll get you back to James and then by the time the red flag is over, Iโ€™ll be back from media and we can watch the race together, okay?โ€
Y/N nodded again, smiling more than she was as Alex led her back to James.
โ€œKeep her safe until I get back, yeah boss?โ€
โ€œOh come on Alex, you donโ€™t trust me with my own wife?โ€
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roe-and-memory ยท 3 months
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i saw a tiktok about how men usually get their first flowers at their funerals andโ€ฆ it made me thinkโ€ฆ
imagine its race day, lightnings on the track, sallys in the pits, and she just. randomly gets the idea to get him flowers. its sudden, an abrupt urge to just go get them Right Then, so she tells the crew sheโ€™ll be right back and slips out of the pit and infield, and finds the nearest flower shop.
lightning likes flowers because she does, heโ€™ll listen to any of her botany rambles any day, even if they dont make much sense - but hes gotten her flowers hundreds of times and shes never returned the favour. she picks the ones with the most meaning, the ones that mean i love you in every way no matter what, the ones that remind her of him. when shes successfully created a bouquet of flowers that is him in any way you can think, she buys a card. and she writes him a love letter. she names every flower she put in the bouquet and what they mean. and she tells him how much she loves and adores him, and how sheโ€™ll always love him more than anything. she adds a couple cheesy compliments in there too, seals it up, and makes it back to the track just in time to watch him take the checkered flag; he wins the race.
they meet in victory lane, and she hands him the flowers first (keeping the note safely in her bag until she can give it to him when its quieter) and. just imagine him standing on top of his car, hands thrown in up in the air in celebration, with the flowers clutched in one hand and the bottle of champagne in the other and and. god i love them
she gives him the card later that night when everythings quieted down โ€” docs outside the motorhome drinking a beer with strip, and the crew is working on the car and getting the garage cleaned up โ€” so its just them. with the flowers safely in a cup on the kitchen counter, she pulls it out of her bag, hands it to him, and gently prods for him to read it then.
hes not the emotional type, its been drilled into his head by a couple different people that hes not really supposed to cry, but its a great improvement when he tears up a little bit while reading it. she cant help but smile because god. isnt she lucky?
when he finishes reading it, he wipes his eyes with the back of his hands and ushers for her to come closer and they end up cuddling on the couch (doc finds them about an hour later, curled up together, sound asleep. he throws a blanket over them and leaves them be)
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scootarooni ยท 1 year
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watched some of the scuffed world tour
aMSa number 1 !!!!!!!! โ˜๏ธ#๏ธ1๏ธ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ‘‘โ—(also an axe pikachu!)
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luvv4j4ybe11 ยท 3 months
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๊ง๐‘ฏ๐’๐’˜ ๐’‰๐’† ๐’•๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’•๐’” ๐’š๐’๐’–๊ง‚
โœง ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’–๐’๐’๐’š ๐’Ž๐’†๐’ ๐’‰๐’†๐’‚๐’…๐’„๐’‚๐’๐’๐’๐’”<3
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โœง ๐‘พ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ๐’”. ๐‘ด๐’†๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’” ๐’๐’‡ ๐’‘๐’…๐’‚, ๐’‘ ๐’Š๐’ ๐’—, ๐’๐’“๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’”๐’Ž ๐’…๐’†๐’๐’Š๐’‚๐’/๐’„๐’๐’๐’•๐’“๐’๐’, ๐’”๐’Š๐’›๐’† ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’Œ, ๐’ƒ๐’“๐’†๐’†๐’…๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’Œ, ๐’”๐’‘๐’Š๐’• ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’Œ, ๐’„๐’๐’„๐’Œ๐’˜๐’‚๐’“๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ, ๐’๐’“๐’‚๐’ ๐’‡๐’Š๐’™๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’, ๐’”๐’‘๐’‚๐’๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ, ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’š'๐’“๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’—๐’” (๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’š ๐’‹๐’” ๐’Œ๐’†๐’†๐’‘ ๐’Š๐’• ๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’…๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’), ๐’๐’“๐’‚๐’ (๐’‡ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’Ž ๐’“๐’†๐’„๐’†๐’Š๐’—๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ), ๐’•๐’‚๐’๐’Œ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’Š๐’Ž๐’‘๐’“๐’†๐’ˆ๐’๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’, ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’“๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ/๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’Œ, ๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’” ๐’๐’‡ ๐’‹๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’๐’–๐’”๐’š/๐’‘๐’๐’”๐’”๐’†๐’”๐’”๐’Š๐’—๐’† ๐’‚๐’„๐’•๐’”, ๐’„๐’๐’–๐’“๐’“๐’–๐’‘๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’Œ, ๐’…๐’‚๐’„๐’“๐’š๐’‘๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’๐’Š๐’‚, โ€™๐’”๐’Š๐’“โ€™ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’Œ, ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’Š ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’Œ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’•๐’” ๐’Š๐’•. ๐‘ณ๐’Ž๐’Œ ๐’Š๐’‡ ๐’Š ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’”๐’”๐’†๐’… ๐’‚๐’๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ, ๐’†๐’๐’‹๐’๐’š ๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’”๐Ÿ’•
โœง ๐‘ป๐’“๐’‚๐’๐’”๐’๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’”: ๐’€๐’‚๐’˜๐’๐’•๐’–๐’•๐’”๐’š๐’Šฬ€๐’‘- ๐’…๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ, ๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’•๐’๐’† ๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’๐’†, ๐’€๐’‚๐’˜๐’๐’†- ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’…, ๐‘ถ๐’†๐’š๐’‚ฬˆ- ๐’Ž๐’š (๐’‘๐’๐’”๐’”๐’†๐’”๐’”๐’Š๐’—๐’†), ๐’€๐’‚๐’˜๐’๐’•๐’–- ๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’๐’†, ๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“, ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’… ๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’”๐’๐’, ๐’•๐’Šฬ€๐’š๐’‚๐’˜๐’-๐’๐’๐’—๐’†, ๐’š๐’๐’—๐’-๐’š๐’๐’—๐’ ๐’‡๐’“๐’–๐’Š๐’•, ๐’•๐’”๐’‚๐’‰๐’š๐’๐’–- ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’๐’๐’…, ๐‘ต๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’™๐’‚๐’ โ€™๐’†๐’Œ๐’™๐’Š๐’, ๐’๐’†๐’š๐’‚ฬˆ ๐’•๐’Šฬ€๐’š๐’‚๐’˜๐’- โ€œ๐‘บ๐’ ๐’•๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•, ๐‘ด๐’š ๐’๐’๐’—๐’†โ€œ, ๐‘ป๐’”๐’–๐’ ๐’Œ๐’† ๐’๐’† ๐’•๐’Šฬ€๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’ˆ๐’‚ ๐’‚ ๐’‘๐’“๐’“๐’๐’†๐’- ๐‘ช๐’‚๐’โ€™๐’• ๐’˜๐’‚๐’Š๐’• ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’Š๐’—๐’† ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‚ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’š
โœง ๐‘ฉ๐’๐’•๐’‰ ๐’๐’”๐’‡๐’˜ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’”๐’‡๐’˜ ๐’”๐’ ๐’Ž๐’…๐’๐’Š!! ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’†๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’‚๐’•๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’๐’”๐’‡๐’˜ ๐’‡๐’“๐’๐’Ž ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’‡๐’˜ ๐’•๐’‰๐’
โœง !!๐‘จ๐‘ณ๐‘บ๐‘ถ!! ๐‘บ๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’”๐’† ๐’‰๐’†๐’‚๐’…๐’„๐’‚๐’๐’๐’๐’” ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’†๐’Š๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’‰๐’–๐’Ž๐’‚๐’!๐’”/๐’, ๐’๐’Ž๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’Œ๐’‚๐’š๐’‚!๐’”/๐’, ๐’๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’†๐’•๐’Œ๐’‚๐’š๐’Š๐’๐’‚!๐’”/๐’. ๐‘บ๐’ ๐’„๐’‰๐’๐’๐’”๐’† ๐’˜๐’‰๐’‚๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’”๐’๐’๐’‚๐’•๐’†๐’” ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’•๐’•๐’†๐’“. ๐‘ฌ๐’๐’‹๐’๐’šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•
โ”€โ”€โ˜†*:ใƒป๏พŸโ”€โ”€โ˜†*:ใƒป๏พŸ โ”€โ”€โ˜†*:ใƒป๏พŸโœง๐‘บ๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’ˆ๐’†๐’๐’†๐’“๐’‚๐’ ๐’‰๐’„โ€™๐’”
- theyโ€™re all extremelyy protective over you. And always so ready to defend you.
- very touchy, weather itโ€™s a little hand hold or a full on thigh grab he needs to have his hands on you at all times.
- theyโ€™re all very fertile, and so are you. (So yk what that means๐Ÿ˜˜)
- their aftercare is AMAZING ๐Ÿซฆ
- NON-SEXUAL DOMINANCE ๐Ÿ˜ฉ!! Likeโ€ฆ
Putting his hand on your back to lead you somewhere
Saying โ€œnoโ€ in a stern but caring tone
Opening things for you/ Making way for you
Giving you reasonable instructions
Telling you โ€œcome hereโ€ and/or pointing to the ground to where they want you
Fixing your appearance (like fixing your hair or loincloth)
Lifting your chin up
โ€œlook at meโ€
Fixing your posture
โ€œYeah?โ€
And so many more๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- always so quick to do anything for you. Want food? He already out the door. Cold? Blanket is already covering you. Need a hug? Immediately wrapping his arms around you and kissing you gently. This man is in loveee with you๐Ÿ˜ญ
- they got the besttt hand placement ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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- loves taking you out on late night beach walks, the bioluminescence of the pandora making you look even more gorgeous.
- whenever you two go on walks in the forest he always hold your hand whenever the path gets too uneven. And whenever he has to climb or jump over something heโ€™ll always pick you up so you donโ€™t get hurt.
โ€œTeyam! Iโ€™m fine! Iโ€™m not a child you know.โ€
โ€œMhm. Yeah sure, yawntutsyรฌp. Now come on.โ€
- hates when he sees other guys looking at you, almost like he can hear their thoughts. So heโ€™ll just wrap his arm around you and trail kisses and a few bites all over your soft skin, making sure everyone know youโ€™re his.
- whenever he gets mad his jaw does that thing, and ik yall know what im talking about ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- keeps track of your period/heat cycle, so he knows the exact day youโ€™re going to get it.
- he babyโ€™s you a lottt during these days, making sure his girl is ok.
โ€œHere tahnรฌ, kiri made this for you. Itโ€™s supposed to take some of the pain away.โ€
โ€œThank you, baby. Youโ€™re the best-โ€œ and there it was again. That sharp pain shooting up through your core. It felt like someone was trying to tear you apart from the inside out.
You yelp in pain, neteyam automatically leaping next to your side and pressing his big hand into where the pain was coming from.
โ€œShshsh, yawntu. Itโ€™s ok..I know it hurts but Iโ€™m here baby. I got you.โ€ He coos, the warmth and pressure from his hand soothing you immediately. The rest of your body weight pressing into his chest.
โ€œThatโ€™s my girl.โ€
- always is looking at you even when youโ€™re not looking at him. You always manage to catch his eyes tho, itโ€™s hard not to when heโ€™s staring right into your soul.
- but when you finally do meet his eyes theyโ€™re always filled with love and affection, it makes you smile all giddy every time
- his tail always betrays his words, like whenever you feel like heโ€™s getting jealous, youโ€™ll ask him upfront. And ofc heโ€™ll say no, but two seconds later you feel his tail coiling around your thigh possessively. Or when you guys get into a fight and are still mad at each other afterwards, his tail will still wrap around your calve as a comfort. But he doesnโ€™t even realize heโ€™s doing it.
- does the lil โ€œcome hereโ€ waist grab combo before he kisses you๐Ÿคค
!!๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’–๐’•!!
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- loves seeing how flustered you get by him just doing the smallest things, like when he flexes his arms or lowers his voice a little just to see your thighs clench and face get all red/purple
โ€œY/n..you listening to me, yawntusip?โ€ He questions with a smirk that tells you he already knew the answer to his own question.
โ€œYes, yes Iโ€™m sorry, baby. Continue.โ€ You responded, mind still focused on how the way he was looking at you and his deep voice made your panties unbearably slick.
โ€œMhm.. no. I rather do something else instead.โ€
- has such a huge breeding kink. Like heโ€™s downright obsessed with how pretty you look all cockdrunk with his cum just leaking out of you. Makes him feralll.
- also has a courruption kink, size kink, slight spit kink, biting kink, Dacryphilla, and yeah this mf js freaky asf (but he keep it on the DL)
- speaking of him being freaky asf, heโ€™d definitely fuck you in public. Like this man is balls deep inside of you, hitting your sweet spot every time he thrust back in, and heโ€™s over here telling you shit like โ€œshshsh, yawne.. donโ€™t want them to hear you now do you? Mhm~fuck.. you must want them to with the way youโ€™re clenching around me huh?โ€ Like MHM๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- heโ€™s a eater. Heโ€™s such an eater. (js like his brother and daddy) your pussy is basically stress relief to him๐Ÿ˜ญ
- puts his hair in a bun before he eat it๐Ÿซฆ
- doesnโ€™t mind when you ask to return the favor, bc he loves seeing you on your knees in front of him, pretty lips wrapped around his thick tip and hands desperately gripping at his thighs as you try to push the rest of him into your mouth. The sight makes him js ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
-so whipped for you ๐Ÿ˜ญlike this mf will do ANYTHINGGG for you, just say the word.
- loves watching you try to hold in your moans and whimpers, the way your face gets all puffy and hands start shaking and squeezing him desperately makes something primal awaken in him. And watching the tears finally spill over your face when he makes you cum? Fucking perfect to him.
- has a โ€˜sirโ€™ kink too, you found out about it accidentally tbh๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ€œMake sure you clean that cut, oeyรค yawntu. Donโ€™t want it getting infected.โ€ He ordered softly, making you smile at his gentle yet stern demeanor.
โ€œYes, sir.โ€ You quipped sarcastically, looking down at the bandage infront of you.
His whole body froze at the name, ears perking up and tail standing up in a ridged way โ€œWhat?โ€ He said lowly, his switch in energy making your body mimic his.
โ€œI-uhm sorry I-โ€œ
โ€œNo. Donโ€™t apologize, yawntu.โ€ He walks over to you quickly before kneeling infront of you, kissing you hungrily. โ€œSay it again.โ€ Your tail sways around excitedly at his tone, body getting hotter by the second.
โ€œYes, sir.โ€
โ€œMhm..again.โ€
- a titty man definitely, he loves watching them bounce whenever he fucks you in missionary
- whenever he punishes you, orgasm denial/control and spanking are his go tos. He just loves how needy and whiney you get from him not giving you what you want.
โ€œT-teyam, please! Iโ€™m sorry!โ€
โ€œYeah? You pissing me off says otherwise.โ€ Another harsh slap.
You writhe and squirm under him, but itโ€™s no use. Tears of frustration stream down you face once you feel two more slaps to your sensitive flesh.
โ€œP-please, teyam. No..more.โ€ You whine, chest heaving and mouth dry from your screams of protest. His expression softens at your small voice, hand coming down to rub the irritated skin back and forth gently.
โ€œAlright, yawntu. No more.โ€ He coos, leaning down to leave soft kisses on the back of your neck, โ€œbut donโ€™t think Iโ€™m gonna let you cum at all tonight.โ€
- loves kissing you when your sitting on something, weather it be a counter or your bed, he just loves kissing you like that.
- grabs your waist to grind you down onto him/guide your movements
- โ€œIโ€™ll make it fit, Yawntu.โ€
- when he starts getting close heโ€™ll whisper the DIRTIESTT shit in Navi to you ๐Ÿซฆ
โ€œMhm~..Teyam, please..โ€ you whine, the feeling of him using you and stretching your small, leaking pussy proving way too much for you.
โ€œI know, maโ€™yawntu. Need you to be good for me ok?โ€ He coos, holding the side of your face gently.
You lazily respond with a head nod, slowly losing yourself because of the feeling of your 4th orgasm building up in your core.
He shudders when your pussy clenches around him repeatedly, making him lean down to cadge you in with one of his arms, while the other holds your leg. Leaving slow, sloppy marks and kisses all over your soft skin.
โ€œHah~fuck..Niftxan โ€˜ekxin, oeyรค tรฌyawn..Tsun ke ne tรฌng nga a prrnen~โ€œ
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- likes having you on his lap while he does small chores that donโ€™t require him to be standing
- and he does that thing where he pats his lap so you know where youโ€™re supposed to be๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- whenever your stressed heโ€™ll always trace the same pattern on your back, and it soothes you almost immediately
- veryy affectionate with you,heโ€™s a man after all. He loves to show his woman how much he loves her.
- he always lifts up your chin/ grabs your waist before kissing you
- when you guys argue (which is rarely) heโ€™s definitely a โ€œcome hereโ€ typa mf, bc he hates making his girl feel bad
- likes to bring you to his meetings just to have you sit there and look pretty
โ€œBaby, what does that mean?โ€ You ask while looking up at him innocently, the sight making him smile softly.
โ€œIt means knowing our location, babygirl (knowing our 20)โ€ he responds, placing his hand on your head as you let out a soft โ€œoh..โ€ and continue to listen to him talk to the other warriors.
- likes to form tsaheylu before you guys fall asleep
- hugs from behind ๐Ÿซฆ
- loves you guys height difference so much
- another one that babies tf outta you, no matter what. Especially if youโ€™re close to your period/heat cycle
โ€œHey babygirl, how you feelin?โ€ He says with a soft smile on his face as he walks over to you with a basket of your favorite fruits and cold water.
โ€œOo! You got yovo for me? You really didnโ€™t have to do that, oeyรค tรฌyawn. Iโ€™m just feeling a little lightheaded is all.โ€ You explain, sitting up on your hands so he can sit down in front of you. And thatโ€™s when the pain hits. A sharp pain going straight up your spine into your head that makes you cry out. The ringing in your ears getting excruciatingly loud.
Jake is quick to get to your side, placing you on your side so your spine is stretched out. Reliving the pain almost immediately. โ€œI know babygirl, I know. Iโ€™m right here.โ€ He coos, pressing firm circles into the base of your neck, massaging out the excess tension. โ€œJust breathe, okay, hon? I gotchu.โ€
- the emotional security this man provides is AMAZING LIKE๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฉท
- you always crave him, not even just sexually but physically too. Just his smell,his vibe, his company. Just him. And itโ€™s the same for him too.
- he never stops trying to impress you, just because he has you it doesnโ€™t give him a reason to stop
- he does that thing where heโ€™ll say your name and then point with his head/eyes to where he wants you to be๐Ÿ˜ฉ
โ€œAnd I just donโ€™t know how I could-โ€œ you ramble, stressed out because of the celebration later tonight.
โ€œY/n.โ€ Jake says sternly, but softly. His baritone silencing you immediately.
He looks at you before looking at the bed and tilting his head softly, making you obey his order silently.
Once you sit on the bed, he stands between your legs, cupping your face with his big hands gently. โ€œBaby..โ€ he pauses to kiss your forehead gently. Making you melt into his touch. โ€œRelax. Weโ€™re gonna figure it out,ok?โ€ You nod softly at this, letting your nerves leave you.
โ€œPlus I canโ€™t wait to see how sexy your gonna look to-โ€œ โ€œOK, Alright!โ€
!!๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’–๐’•!!
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- lovesss having you in mating press and missionary, something about seeing all of your expressions makes him drill into even harder, just to see how you react.
- when you start whining and whimpering from the overstimulation, heโ€™ll just cup your face and place soft kisses on your skin while saying, โ€œI know, baby, I know.โ€ Not even bothering to slow his pace on your poor cunt.
- โ€œyou look so pretty like this, babyโ€ and โ€œthatโ€™s my good girlโ€ are his favorites
- finds it so hot whenever your tail wraps around him when heโ€™s fucking you in doggy, itโ€™s such an ego boost for him.
- pushes your legs back whenever heโ€™s eatin it๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- he loves cockwarming after a long day lemme tell you ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
- he absolutely loves praising you, but also degrading you a little too๐Ÿ™ˆ
โ€œAwh hon, this wet just from a little kissing? Such a needy little slut for me.โ€
- his biggest kinks are breeding and size kink
- likes using toys on you, and definitely slips one inside you before you leave in the morning, just to watch your knees buckle whenever he presses that little button
- definitely an ass man, he loves squeezing it and watching it bounce whenever he has you in doggy
- โ€œsirโ€ kink 100%, especially when heโ€™s punishing you.
- speaking of this tho, his brat taming? Phew lawd๐Ÿ˜ฉ he gives you exactly what you want and also you nothing at the same time.
โ€œJa-Sir!, please! Im-sorry!โ€ You yelp, voice bouncing from his harsh thrust and tears streaming down your face from the overstimulation.
โ€œNuh-uh. Too late for that shit now, babygirl. Wanted to act like a little whore, so Iโ€™m gonna fuck you like one.โ€ He growled, leaving yet another hard slap on your ass, making you whine in pain.
The pace he set was fast and deep, avoiding your sweet spot every time he thrusted back in. And pulling out whenever you got too close. It was absolute torture. Yet you craved it nonetheless.
โ€œSir..please. I canโ€™t..โ€ you say softly, making him finally hit your sweetspot with his thick tip, turing you into a moaning mess. โ€œAlright, babygirl. But this is the only time youโ€™re cumming tonight.โ€
- forehead kisses after sex๐Ÿฅน
- speaking of kissing, heโ€™s such a good kisser (obvi bc he has experience but still๐Ÿ™„) he always goes at the pace you want, he knows where to put his hands, and he always puts so much feeling into them like ugh๐Ÿคค
- cockwarming with you while you sit in his lap>>
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- such a cuddle bug, like my baby loves being touched and touching you
- when youโ€™re standing and heโ€™s sitting, heโ€™ll wrap his arms around you and pull you close to him. (Even tho heโ€™s eye level with you because heโ€™s so tall๐Ÿ˜ญ)
- hates seeing you sad, angry, etc and he does everything in his power to get you out of it.
โ€œHey mama, I got you some chocolate norm had stashed in the fridge.โ€ He announces while walking into your room, shutting the door behind him with his foot.
โ€œThank you, sweet boy. Iโ€™m not that hungry though..โ€ you say softly, tone quiet and deadpan. His ears perk up and flick at the tone of your voice, brows knitting together at your mood.
โ€œMama, whatโ€™s the matter?โ€ He says softly as he climbs into your large bed, fit for the both of you. You say nothing, instead just rolling over and wrapping your arms around his much larger frame.
Chuckling softly at this, he kisses your head lovingly. โ€œItโ€™s ok, mama. I gotchuโ€
- likes teaching you the lingo his dad uses on the throat com, he just loves how genuinely intrigued you are when he tells you about it
- gets jealous very easily, heโ€™ll be so quick to pick a fight with someone itโ€™s not even funny
- hates when people touch his hair but loves when you do it
- whenever you guys talk, he always does the triangle method without realizing it. And it gets you flustered every single time๐Ÿ˜ญ
- โ€œmy girl can wear whatever tf she want but if you touch her ima break your jaw, itโ€™s that simpleโ€ typa bf
- loves playing with your hair/ braiding it
- always stares at you, always. Whenever you walk by him and flash him a quick smile his whole train of thought just stops, kiri and neteyam always make fun of him for it๐Ÿ˜ญ
- especially if you guys are talking in a group of people, just a lil hand hold or eye contact with you will have this man melting
!!๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’–๐’•!!
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- heโ€™s definitely an eater just like his dad and teyam, but before he eats it he always kisses your thighs before he does
- the second he puts his hair into that ponytail..phew yk you done for๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- loves doing the finger + tounge combo js to hear you scream and cry out his name
- speaking of that he loves hearing you say his name, deadass makes his eyes roll back just because of the sound of your voice and the way your pussy squeezes him so hard
- does the knee thing whenever you guys make out (and always has his hands on ya tittes๐Ÿคญ)
- the make outs you guys have?..phew๐Ÿ˜ฉ sloppy and slow and bodies all pressed tg๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- you put on a mini skirt one time as a joke and phew lawd..the way he bent you over so quickly and fucked your brains out๐Ÿซฆ
- steals his dads camera to take pictures of you so whenever you guys are apart he has something of you to keep him company ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ
- absolutely adores your body, he loves how soft and squishy it is, especially your thighs and ass
- such an ass man, (like Jake๐Ÿ˜ญ)
- loves having you in doggy and missionary
- also I see him liking 69ing too, but he didnโ€™t realized he loved it so much until you introduced it to him
- a switch, loves being in control and making you a cockdrunk mess for him but also loves when you fuck him
- he has such a huge oral fixation, like if you stick your fingers in his mouth while youโ€™re riding him, he turns subby so quick ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ or whenever you start randomly kissing and sucking on his hands his brain turns into putty, poor baby gets so overwhelmed by how good your mouth feels he almost cums untouched ๐Ÿ™ breathing all heavy and face a mess.. ugh๐Ÿ˜
- doesnโ€™t really like quickies, but if you both are desperate heโ€™ll do it. He just rather take his time with you, he loves watching you fall apart for him.
- he has a thing for whenever you touch his hands, like when you massage them gently and tell him how pretty they are or how nice they look he turns into a blushing mess, tail wagging and thumping against the floor wildly
- likes touching you in public to see how long you can keep quiet
- โ€œAwh, what was that mama? I couldnโ€™t hear you.โ€ While having the most shit eating grin on his face
- loves teasing you about how much your tail sways and wags when youโ€™re around him. And how much itโ€™ll instinctively wrap around him.
- one of the ways he likes to punish you is making you sit in his lap while he tells you how to touch, cooing and teasing you when he sees your delicate, slow strokes turn more aggressive and needy. So he holds your hand to guide you at the pace he wants.
โ€œLoโ€™ak!~ please..wanna cum so bad..โ€ you whine frustratedly, moaning softly as he curls your fingers into your sweet spot. But it isnโ€™t enough. You need him.
โ€œAwe thatโ€™s too bad, baby. Shouldnโ€™t have been such a needy slut before you got into this. Now you just gotta take it.โ€ He says sternly, removing his hand from yours and placing them on your inner thighs.
โ€œLoโ€™ak I-โ€œ
โ€œI donโ€™t care. Now keep touching, mama. And if I see you speeding up youโ€™re not cumming at all tonight.โ€
- and yet anotha man thatโ€™s whipped asf for u, when you guys were officially mated, he swore he fell even more in love with you. Mf was already making plans for kids๐Ÿ˜ญ
- so so vocal๐Ÿ˜ฉ especially when you force him to be submissive(he acts like he hates it but yall both know damn well๐Ÿ˜ญ)
- another one who grabs your waist to grind you down onto him๐Ÿ˜ฉ
- another โ€œIโ€™ll make it fitโ€ mf, but heโ€™ll taunt and tease you for how much your legs are shaking and the tears endlessly flowing from your eyes.
โ€œFuck!~ lo-loโ€™, wait..itโ€™s not gonna fit..โ€ you writhe and yelp, pathetically trying to push him away from you with your shakey legs.
He growls angrily at this, grabbing both of your legs with his hands and pushing them down next to your ears, folding you like a pretzel under his strong frame.
โ€œDonโ€™t, fuckinโ€™ push me away, mama. Ever.โ€ He seethes, your faces inches apart from each other. โ€œPlus, your pretty little pussy seems to be doing just fine. Poor girl keeps getting greedier and greedier the more I push into you.โ€ He places a slow, sweet kiss on your lips before pushing the rest of his cock inside of you, rubbing your clit to open you up even more.
The stretch makes you cry out and squirm, tears spilling down your face at the stimulation. โ€œAwe, look at you sweet girl. Is my cock too much for you? You can handle it, baby. You said it yourself.โ€ He teases, a shit-eating grin appearing on his face when you try respond to him, but all the comes out are little moans and whimpers.
He thrust into you softly, testing out the waters. You moan loudly at his slow movements, pussy clenching around him repeatedly as you reach for him aimlessly, mind already turned into mush. He chuckles at this, giving you his hand before carefully speeding up his pace. โ€œMy pretty girl, already cockdrunk? Mhm~ Fuck..canโ€™t wait to turn you into my personal little cock sleeve~, want that, mama? Want me to fuck you so much that you only crave me?โ€ His words make your pussy clench and squeeze around him repeatedly, letting him know everything he needed to before his pace turned ruthless.
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๐‘จ/๐‘ต~ bc why did this take sm more longer than an actual fic? Im done ๐Ÿ˜ญ I tried to make them all as even as I could, but some of them have more than the other (letโ€™s take a huge guess on who Iโ€™m talking ab๐Ÿ˜ญ). Might make another one for the girls tbh๐Ÿคญ but I hope yall like this, and if you want me to write more lmk๐Ÿฉท I had fun with this one๐Ÿฅฐ
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ellie williams x afab!reader
warnings: hate sex, ellieโ€™s rude as shit in the first half, alcohol use, some name-calling, aggressive kissing, fingering, scissoring, brat taming, spanking, edging/overstimโ€ฆ i think thats it
a/n: kinktoberโ€™s here! ik im a few hours late guys im sorry. but hopefully this juicyness makes up for it !! wc 3.4k
Ellie couldnโ€™t stand you.
She found you so incredibly annoying, and yet you shared the same friends. Which was the biggest problem, ever.
She never failed to make sure to let you know what she thought of you.
โ€œHey, idiot. Weโ€™re trying to have a conversation. Shut it for once, yeah?โ€
And you made sure to let her know that the feeling was mutual.
โ€œSuck my dick, Williams.โ€
And like clockwork, sheโ€™d say something along the lines of โ€œSorry babe. Not into that.โ€
Truthfully, the two of you had been doing this for a while. This was nothing new. Youโ€™d go at eachother back and forth until one of you gets genuinely pissed off. Rinse. Repeat.
Dina hated it because she loves the two of you; she just canโ€™t handle being in a room with both of you at once. Jesse would find it amusing until you and Ellie wouldnโ€™t shut up during a movie.
It didnโ€™t matter what you said or did. Ellie would either laugh, mock, or straight up disagree with you. Even if you stayed quiet and said nothing at all.
โ€œLooks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.โ€
Sheโ€™d wait for your response, and when you didnโ€™t have one, sheโ€™d keep going.
โ€œNo seriously. You look like dogshit.โ€
โ€œEllie please shut the fuck up.โ€
It was like she couldnโ€™t ignore you. As if your presence was so incredibly overwhelming, that she just had to react to everything you did. You didnโ€™t get it.
If you met up with the friend group to eat, Ellie somehow โ€œforgotโ€ to get you something. Sheโ€™d make plans and purposely exclude you. And if you brought it up, sheโ€™d tell you to โ€œchill the fuck out, itโ€™s not that serious.โ€
You hated Ellie. And yet here you were, six feet across from her, sitting on the rug of her living room floor. Dina had insisted on a friendly get-together at Ellieโ€™s, specifically requesting that โ€œyou donโ€™t kill eachother.โ€ You told her youโ€™d try, but made no promises.
โ€œHey, Jesse.โ€ Ellie said. โ€œCould you grab me and Dina another beer?โ€
โ€œEllie,โ€ Dina says. โ€œYou didnโ€™t even ask if Y/N wanted one.โ€
โ€œSo?โ€ She replies. โ€œSheโ€™s a big girl. If she wants another she can get it herself.โ€
You rolled your eyes. She always did this โ€” talked about you as if you were the dumbest person to ever exist.
โ€œIโ€™m right here, Ellie.โ€ You snap. โ€œI can hear you.โ€
โ€œI know.โ€ Ellie says. โ€œThatโ€™s why I said it.โ€
โ€œGuys, please.โ€ Dina groans. โ€œJust one night. One good night is all I ask.โ€
Jesse brings over more bottles. He cracks one open before handing it to you. Ellie stares at you, waiting for Jesse to hand out the rest before speaking.
โ€œIt would be easier if I didnโ€™t have to look at her fuckinโ€™ face all night.โ€
You scoffed. โ€œYou know, youโ€™re really cocky for someone who lives in a fucking garage.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re lucky I even let your ass in this garage.โ€ Ellie mutters. โ€œProbably tracked in a shitton of dirt.โ€
โ€œWhat the fuck are you talking about?โ€ You ask abruptly.
Dina rubs her temples. โ€œGuysโ€”โ€œ
โ€œYou that stupid?โ€ She questions. โ€œIt means Iโ€™m gonna have to sweep once you leave. Donโ€™t want your germs gettinโ€™ on my shit.โ€
โ€œFuck this. Nope. Not doing this.โ€ Dina says, getting up from the floor. She whips around to face you and Ellie.
โ€œI have tried to ignore the two of you in hopes of having a good time. I have begged you to get along for once. But clearly, none of itโ€™s fucking working!โ€ She throws her hands up. โ€œIโ€™m done. Seriously โ€” come on, Jesse, weโ€™re leaving.โ€
Jesse thinks for a moment, then shrugs. He begins walking towards the door with his beer in hand.
โ€œWait, what?โ€ Ellie asks.
โ€œYou guys are gonna sit here and sort this shit out.โ€ She says, throwing on her coat. โ€œUntil then, me and Jesse are going somewhere else.โ€
โ€œYou canโ€™t be serious.โ€
โ€œDinaโ€”โ€œ
โ€œDonโ€™t wanna hear it.โ€ She states as Jesse opens the door for her. โ€œThe two of you are smart, figure it out. You can come find us when youโ€™re done.โ€
โ€œSee you,โ€ Is all Jesse says, before pulling the door shut.
You and Ellie look straight ahead.
What the fuck.
Heat rushed to your cheeks. You didnโ€™t know what to do. Dina was obviously pissed, but being left alone with Ellie was the last thing you wanted.
Itโ€™s as if she could read your mind.
โ€œGet out.โ€
You raise your brows. โ€œExcuse me?โ€
โ€œThey left because you donโ€™t know when to shut your mouth,โ€ She says. โ€œAnd I donโ€™t wanna keep hearing it, so get out.โ€
Your previous desire to get up and walk out of the door suddenly disappears. You set your drink down.
โ€œNo.โ€
โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œYou donโ€™t like me? Great.โ€ You say, kicking your feet back. โ€œI donโ€™t like you either. But Iโ€™m not gonna do what you say, when you say it, every single fucking time.โ€
โ€œWow.โ€ She takes a sip of beer. โ€œYou know, you can be a real bitch sometimes.โ€
Your eyes flash over to the brunette in less than a second. But she doesnโ€™t budge. Just leans into the couch, legs spread.
โ€œEllieโ€”โ€œ You begin. โ€œWhat the fuck is your problem with me?โ€
She smirks as if you said something funny.
โ€œIโ€™m serious. What the fuck is it?โ€ You repeat, staring intently.
โ€œAre you that dense?โ€ She meets your gaze. โ€œYour attitude. If you couldnโ€™t tell, you have a serious attitude problem. Should really get it checked out.โ€
It was your turn to laugh. โ€œLike you donโ€™t have an attitude problem.โ€
โ€œYeah, but thatโ€™s me.โ€
โ€œOh,โ€ You nod sarcastically. โ€œOkay. Sure, yeah. Because that makes sense.โ€
โ€œSee? Again with the attitude.โ€
Silence fills the room as you bite your tongue. The fact that you felt the impulse to respond immediately kind of proved Ellieโ€™s point.
It pissed you off that she was right. You did have a bit of an attitude problem with her. In your defense, she never leaves you alone. You get along just fine with everyone else.
You had given up. You were ready to just go home and tell Dina the truth later. But as you stand up, out of absolutely nowhere, Ellie says:
โ€œIt sucks, โ€˜cause youโ€™re hot. Itโ€™s a shame youโ€™ve gotta act like such a fuckinโ€™ brat.โ€
Were your ears deceiving you? Did Ellie fucking Williams just say that?
You laugh it off and shake your head. โ€œYou are truly something else.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m being serious.โ€ She replies. โ€œYou could just sit there and look pretty. Donโ€™t know why you choose to be so damn annoying instead.โ€
โ€œIt would be so nice if you just learned when to shut up, Ellie.โ€
โ€œYou gonna make me?โ€ She says, watching you. You sigh dramatically.
โ€œDidnโ€™t think so.โ€
The way she was toying with you made your skin run hot. You werenโ€™t sure if she really meant what she said, or if she was just trying to get a rise out of you. Either way, her sweatpants and sports bra combo wasnโ€™t helping; you could feel yourself getting worked up.
โ€œWhat are you getting at?โ€ You blurt out. โ€œWhat are you trying to do?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m not trying to do anything,โ€ She murmurs, looking down then back up again. โ€œAre you?โ€
You laugh harshly. โ€œWhat the hell makes you think that?โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re an attention whore,โ€ She answers. โ€œIt wouldnโ€™t surprise me.โ€
The way โ€˜whoreโ€™ rolled off of her tongue was so incredibly casual. And yet, you enjoyed the fact that she was saying it to you. Pigs must be flying. There was no way this was happening.
โ€œIโ€™m not a whore,โ€ You stated.
โ€œOh?โ€ She says coyly. โ€œI didnโ€™t call you a whore, I called you an attention whore. But you were quick to argue, so now Iโ€™m curious.โ€
You shift your weight to one leg. โ€œIโ€™m not gonna fuck you, Ellie.โ€
โ€œYeah? Then why are you still here?โ€
You felt your neck and ears become incredibly hot. Ellie leans forward, pushing herself up from the couch and faces you.
โ€œIโ€™d be flattered if you said itโ€™s โ€˜cause you like me as a person, but we both know thatโ€™s not true.โ€
Her eyes were dazed and unwavering. It couldโ€™ve been the alcohol, but it also couldโ€™ve been the fact that your mini skirt had been riding up your thighs all night.
And as for you, you surprisingly werenโ€™t repulsed. In fact, you liked seeing Ellie like this. If you were sober you might have dipped already, but your legs were heavy and your panties started to feel very constrictive.
โ€œI thinkโ€ฆโ€ She begins walking closer. โ€œThat you want the exact same thing. You just act like youโ€™re too good for it.โ€
You could feel your inhibition weakening. You drunkenly stare up at her. โ€œYou think Iโ€™m not?โ€
โ€œI know youโ€™re not.โ€ She takes another step. You go to step back, but your heel hits the wall.
โ€œI donโ€™t blame Dina for trying, but we both know weโ€™re not gonna make up.โ€ Another step.
โ€œNo?โ€ You whisper.
โ€œMm-mm.โ€ Her nose was almost brushing up against yours, now.
The eye contact was unmatched. Ellie wasnโ€™t budging, and neither were you.
โ€œI fucking hate what you do to me,โ€ You whispered against her lips.
She smirks. โ€œI fucking love it.โ€
Immediately, her lips are engulfing yours, with so much damn fervor and need. You curled your fingers in her hair, and tugged down hard. You didnโ€™t care if you hurt her โ€” after all, she deserved it.
Ellie smiles into the kiss, pulling you in closer as a small grunt leaves her lips. Her legs cage you in against the wall as she forces her tongue into your mouth.
You hated her. You hated her. You hated her.
So how was it possible for her to make you feel so goddamn good?
Her hands begin grasping at the hem of your clothes with frustration.
โ€œFuck, baby.โ€ She moans. โ€œTake this shit off.โ€
You were compliant at this point; you merely slid your hands under your shirt and did what she said. Ellie presses her head against your chin, whispering a few more curses as she looks at your exposed breasts.
โ€œSo fucking hot,โ€ She groans, pressing her lips to your neck. You whined out of pleasure as you pulled her hips closer to you.
โ€œThis is so embarrassing.โ€ You mumble, shutting your eyes.
โ€œMm,โ€ Ellie hums. โ€œSeem to be handling it quite well, though.โ€
The brunette begins trailing her kisses downwards. You jump at the new sensation.
โ€œEllieโ€”โ€œ
โ€œShh.โ€ She murmurs, teething dangerously close to your nipple. โ€œGotta focus.โ€
When she latches on, your head immediately falls back. Youโ€™re practically speechless as she sucks and swirls her tongue around the hardened bud.
You wanted her to keep going, but you were worried. If Dina and Jesse caught you like thisโ€ฆ
As for Ellie, she is absolutely shameless in the way sheโ€™s going in on your tits. It was clear that she had wanted to do this for a very long time โ€” she was just being a complete ass about it.
She pulls away with a hard โ€˜popโ€™ before looking up at you with her green eyes. โ€œCome here,โ€ She says, grabbing your waist and pulling you down with her.
You gasp as the two of you land on the couch. Her hand quickly finds the back of your neck as she kisses you again, bucking gently against you. A soft moan escapes your lips as you pull back.
โ€œWhat if Dina and Jeโ€”โ€œ
โ€œY/N,โ€ She whispers, pulling her shirt over her head. โ€œIโ€™m in front of you, and I wanna fuck you. Please just shut up for once. Alright?โ€
You blush, looking down at her chest. Her nipples were poking out, hard as rocks. โ€œYouโ€™re so fucking mean.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re fucking mean,โ€ She says, smirking. โ€œDepriving me of this for so damn long.โ€
โ€œDidnโ€™t think you wanted me,โ€ You slur against her lips.
โ€œYeah, wellโ€ฆ you are pretty fuckinโ€™ annoying.โ€ She huffs, as you lean in to kiss her again. As the minutes pass, you find yourself rolling your hips against hers.
โ€œMore,โ€ You say quietly.
โ€œHm?โ€
โ€œWant more of you, Ellie.โ€ You sighed, nudging your fingertips under her waistband. โ€œPlease.โ€
She grins before sliding her sweatpants and underwear off. โ€œOnly because you said please.โ€
When your fingers drag down against her clit, sheโ€™s wet, and you absentmindedly moan. She sneers, staring up at you.
โ€œWhat?โ€ You ask.
โ€œNothing, justโ€ฆ that was the sluttiest thing Iโ€™ve ever heard in my life.โ€
You hum against her skin, gently rubbing your thumb against her hood. โ€œI could be sluttier.โ€
โ€œOh yeah?โ€ She responds, grazing her teeth against your jaw.
You drag your fingers from her pussy to your lips, gently engulfing them in your mouth. You keep your eyes on her as you suck her juices off, groaning at the sweet taste.
Ellieโ€™s face becomes that of a pornstar. Her eyes are half-lidded, nearly rolling back as she stifles a moan.
โ€œHoly fuck,โ€ She says, biting down on her lip. Her gaze drops to your lower body, and she begins shoving the fabric of your skirt up.
โ€œWhat are you doing?โ€ You murmur, watching the skirt bunch around your waist.
โ€œNot gonna waste anymore time,โ€ She explains, tugging at your panties. โ€œI fucking need this pussy.โ€
You help her remove the undergarment, letting it drop onto the floor. Her hands settle on your ass as you gently lift her leg, lining yourself up against her.
โ€œFuck yes,โ€ She whispers, watching carefully as you gently slot your cunt against hers.
Her cunt was soft, and incredibly slick and sticky. It takes you a moment to get the right angle before you begin to get a rhythm going.
Once you start speeding up, Ellie practically loses it. Sheโ€™s breathing like she canโ€™t get enough air.
โ€œFuck yes.โ€ She repeats, bringing her hand down onto your ass with a hard slap. Her eyes are closed as she scrunches her brows in pleasure. โ€œHoly fucking shit.โ€
โ€œGod,โ€ You moan, sloshing your pussy up against hers. โ€œYouโ€™re so wet, Ellie.โ€
The room becomes one filled with wet noises and moaning. Ellieโ€™s hands are grabbing at everything โ€” your ass, your tits, the couch. Sheโ€™s in euphoria, seeing stars as she tries not to black out.
โ€œGoddamn,โ€ She mutters. โ€œSo fucking good, baby. Doing so fucking good.โ€
You whimper at the praise, still trying to wrap your head around what was happening. Ellie had been your worst enemy for months, and here you were, bumping clits with her like a fucking slut.
โ€œShitโ€”โ€œ She grunts, pushing her head back. โ€œIโ€˜m close, โ€˜m gonna cum.โ€
โ€œAlready?โ€ You joke. โ€œThatโ€™s quick, donโ€™t you think?โ€
She quickly opens her eyes and looks at you. โ€œDonโ€™t.โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t what?โ€ You say slyly, slowing down ever so slightly.
She smacks your ass, hard. โ€œDonโ€™t you fucking dare.โ€
You slow down even more, grinning proudly. โ€œI donโ€™t know what youโ€™re talking about, Ellie.โ€
โ€œY/N, you better fucking finish me off.โ€
โ€œButโ€ฆ โ€ You whisper in an innocent tone. โ€œWeโ€™re having so much fun, right?โ€
โ€œI swear toโ€”โ€œ She exhales vexedly before sinking her nails into your hips. โ€œFuck it.โ€
She sits up, grabbing you forcefully before pushing you down so youโ€™ve switched places. Ellie props your leg up on her shoulder.
โ€œWanna be a fucking brat? Hm?โ€ She whispers, bringing herself down on your cunt harshly.
You moan in response, goosebumps beginning to form on your arms. You place your hands on her abs, pushing slightly in an attempt to get her to let up.
โ€œEllie, โ€˜s too much.โ€ You mewl, as she ruts her pussy against yours.
โ€œShut up,โ€ She mumbles. โ€œYou can take it.โ€
She keeps you down as she fucks you, ramming herself against your cunt. The sloshing of your clits sends you into a spiral.
โ€œOh my god, Ellie,โ€ You murmur. โ€œFeels so good.โ€
โ€œYeah?โ€ She grunts. โ€œYou like this?โ€
You nod, but Ellie places a sharp slap on your boob.
โ€œAnswer me.โ€
โ€œY-Yeah,โ€ You stammer, trying to grasp reality as the only thing going through your mind is how good her pussy feels on yours.
She uses her hand and grabs your chin, tilting your head up. โ€œYou better not fucking cum until I do, you hear me?โ€
You nod again. โ€œY-Yes, Ellie.โ€
The way Ellie scissors is ruthless. Sheโ€™s concentrated, hair sticking to her forehead as she stares down at you. She watches the way your tits bounce as she fucks herself on you, watching as you beg her to slow down.
Her teeth clench as she nears her orgasm. She looks up at the ceiling before dropping her head back down.
โ€œFuck, Iโ€™m, shitโ€” โ€˜m getting close.โ€
โ€œYeah?โ€ You murmur.
โ€œUh-huh.โ€ You bring your hand up to her cheek as she maintains her rhythm.
โ€œWanna cum with you, Ellie. Wanna cum all over your fucking pussy.โ€
โ€œFuck,โ€ She says through gritted teeth. โ€œFuck yes. Keep talking, just like that.โ€
Ellie knew she wasnโ€™t very far off. But she figured sheโ€™d make the most of it, in case this was the last time she got to see you like this.
โ€œSo good, Ellie,โ€ You say softly. โ€œYour pussy feels so fuckinโ€™ good.โ€
โ€œYeah?โ€ She exhales.
โ€œMhm,โ€ You murmur. โ€œBest Iโ€™ve ever had.โ€
Ellieโ€™s eyes roll into the back of her head, her moans becoming choppy. She gently holds your foot as she grinds her hips down faster.
As Ellie becomes wetter, you stiffen and feel your stomach tightening. You were getting really close, and she could feel it.
โ€œY/N,โ€ She says. โ€œIโ€™mโ€”โ€œ
โ€œMe tooโ€”โ€œ Is all you can say, before drawling out into a moan. Ellie rides you deep into your high, breathing sporadically as she cums, herself.
For a second, the two of you barely move, merely catching your breaths. But eventually your leg starts cramping, and you slide it off her shoulder.
โ€œHoly fuck.โ€ You whisper. โ€œI canโ€™t believe we just did that.โ€
โ€œI can.โ€ Ellie says, slowly hopping off of you.
โ€œYouโ€™re a liar.โ€
โ€œHow?โ€ She says, leaning against the opposite end of the couch. โ€œIt was only a matter of time โ€˜til I got into your pants.โ€
โ€œOh,โ€ You scoff. โ€œSo it was easy?โ€
โ€œIt was so easy.โ€ She says, smiling. You look at the floor.
โ€œShut up.โ€ You grin, reaching over to grab your clothes. You slowly put them back on as she copies you.
โ€œWanna go find Dina and Jesse now?โ€ She questions, pulling her shirt over her head.
โ€œI thought you said we couldnโ€™t,โ€ You say. โ€œSince we werenโ€™t gonna make up.โ€
โ€œMm, โ€˜cause we didnโ€™t.โ€ She states, cocking her head. โ€œI need about three more rounds of this before we re-visit that topic.โ€
โ€œOh, fuck off.โ€ You giggle, tossing your jacket at her. She laughs, putting her hands up to shield herself as it hits her.
โ€œIโ€™m kinda serious though,โ€ She says. โ€œYou wanna give me head next time? Orโ€ฆโ€
You smooth your hair down. โ€œIn your dreams, Williams.โ€
She looks around, contemplating for a moment. โ€œDoes that mean I give you head instead?โ€
โ€œEllie please shut up now.โ€
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sqvishii ยท 9 days
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My personal headcanon is that the way Fae asks for their lover's hand in marriage is by weaving them a flower ring and proposing to them, they either cast a spell to not wilt or to change the flower ring regularly
So imagine the shock when you jokingly proposing to any of the diansomia boys with a flower ring
(This applies to qny of them, but i had silver in mind)
(Also just dumping my tjoughts here)
THIS IS SO CUTE I โ˜นโ˜น
fuck ir this is so cutr im doing all of them
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โ€ข sebek zigvolt
both of you were walking in the garden, while he was talking about how great malleus is, you busied yourself with a flower ring
it was a bit simple to make, you wondered if your half fae boyfriend would like your little creation
while he was still talking, you went in front of him and presented him the ring, making him stop for a moment.
his reaction was priceless, just a blank stare with blown eyes once he realized what it was LMAOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ
"HUMAN! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, PROPOSING TO ME WHILE WE ARE STILL SCHOOLING?!"
"sebek what."
turns out you didn't know a thing about fae stuff and all that, he calmed down and accepted the ring
.. silver saw him staring at the wall blankly with tears running down his eyes before looking out the window, revealing you messing around with ace
he was a bit sulky once he found out you didn't know a thing about fae culture and actually thought you were proposing ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™
keeps the ring on, you can see his flustered face whenever he walks around and lilia is teasing him about it
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โ€ข silver vanrouge
as usual, silver was asleep in the garden. typical
while bored out of your mind, you decided to make a flower ring for your sleepy boyfriend so you can surprise it with him once he wakes up.
with your fingers delicately working on the flower and stickig it onto the ring, you felt silver wrapping his arms around you
his head resting on your shoulders as he asked what you were doing while he was still half asleep, his eyes widened a bit once seeing the object in your hands as you showed it to him.
"[name], are you sure you want to marry me? im not an ideal husband, but i can try to provide and such. if we were to have kids then-"
"silver wtf are you on about."
oh. yeah, you didn't know anything about fae customs.
he was taught about fae culture from lilia lolz, he embarrassingly hid his face from you as you put the ring on his gloved hand.
he wears it daily and often asks lilia to cast a spell on it whenever he sees it withering.
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โ€ข lilia vanrouge
while you were out somewhere, probably at sams shop, you saw a pretty looking flower ring.
thinking of lilia and how he would rather enjoy the small gift you bought for him, you purchased the said items alongside a few more.
walking back to the campus, you could only be fnaf jumpscared by lilia who popped up in front of you, upside down, like a bat.
recovering from your surprise, you quickly boop him on his nose, makig him laugh before standing up like an actual human being.
sitting down on the ground, you showed him everything you purchased. from antiques to books.
once you showed him the flower ring, his smile turned into a straight line as he stared at you.
it wouldn't be long until he smiled sadly, knowing you didn't know a thing that you just did.
"are you trying to propose? haha, in fae culture, we usually propose through flower rings."
"oh.. then, consider this as my promise to marry you!"
.. just like meleanor.
he could only laugh as he puts it on, did the shine in his eyes get larger?
he wears it wherever he goes, he hopes the day of your actual proposal is soon.
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โ€ข malleus draconia
you were staying in your dorm before you heard the knock, like, the knock. your boyfriend is here to take you out on a nightly stroll!!
grabbing your jacket, knowing it's a rather chilly night, you noticed the flower ring your made yesterday for him. bringing it with you, you opened the doors and saw him patiently waiting.
holding your hand in his, the moon shining its light down on the pavement the both of you stepped on, the both of you either talked or kept on walking in comfortable silence.
the next moment you brought on a new topic, you pulled out the ring, making him stop taking a few steps forward as he stood there in shock.
it wouldnt be long until fireflies decorated the area near you two, giving it a melodramatic scene as you stood there, utterly confused.
"i accept, man of child."
"malleus what do you mean ๐Ÿ˜ฆ"
turns out you knew nothing, not even a shred of fae culture.
the fireflies would be gone and it would start raining LMAOOO
he thought you were serious, well, you were; about the whole ring thing, but he didn't think that,,,, โ˜น
very well then, he shall be content with the trinkets he has now.
having the ring on him, he gets all giddy now whenever he looks at it and never takes it off.
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The Christmas Boyfriend โ€” yjh
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summary: when you tell your mom the little white lie that you have a boyfriend, you donโ€™t expect it to evolve into bringing your friend with benefits home for christmas. what can go wrong?
tags: fluff, smut (minors dni), fwb, fake dating, college!au warnings: ok the smut is likes less than 2k words of this fic tbh, conversations about birth control, mention of unsafe sex, explicit sex, oral, fingering, praise, cum eating, creampies wc: 12.7k an: guys im not used to writing jeonghan so if his characterization is off im so sorry fdsak anyways writing this made me want to go ice skating :((
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โ€œSweetie! Iโ€™m so excited for you to come home for Christmas!โ€ Your mom calls over the phone.
โ€œYeah Mom, me too,โ€ you say with half sincerity.
โ€œOh and make sure you bring that cute boyfriend with you too! I want to meet him, youโ€™ve told me almost nothing about him!โ€
You pause. Boyfriend? Boyfriend.
Oh shit.
โ€œHey Mom?โ€ It was the end of summer and you were about to go back to university.
โ€œYes sweetie?โ€ Your mom was bustling around the kitchen getting ready for dinner.
โ€œDo you think that I could go on birth control?โ€ These worlds made your mother stop.
โ€œBirth control? Why do you need to go on birth control? I know your cycle is normal, so who are you having sex with? Oh please donโ€™t tell me youโ€™re sleeping around,โ€ your mom huffed exasperatedly.
โ€œIโ€™m not!โ€ Technically you werenโ€™t sleeping around. You were sleeping with one person, repeatedly. โ€œI have a boyfriend Mom, and we use protection, but it would be nice to have an extra layer of protection.โ€ It wasโ€ฆsomewhat the truth. You tried to use protection but every once in a while youโ€ฆdidnโ€™t. Youโ€™d taken a lot of Plan B lately.
โ€œA boyfriend! Why didnโ€™t you tell me? Tell me all about him!โ€ The problem isโ€ฆyou didnโ€™t have a boyfriend. You had a Jeonghan who periodically fucked you during the school year. You hadnโ€™t seen him all summer but you knew that as soon as the school year started again you guys would start right back up.
โ€œHis name is Jeonghan, heโ€™s studying business. Weโ€™ve been dating since the beginning of the year.โ€
โ€œOh tell me more! I want to know, please. I have to meet him immediately.โ€
And thatโ€™s how you spent the rest of the day making up half-lies about Jeonghan and convincing your mother to let you on birth control.
You honestly forgot you told your mom that lie, and now itโ€™s coming back to bite you in the butt. You hadnโ€™t brought him up to your mom since and now you either have to tell her you guys broke up or you have to convince Jeonghan to spend part of winter break with your family pretending to be your boyfriend. Knowing your mom, the latter will be easier.
โ€œYou told your mom WHAT?โ€ You decide to tell Jeonghan after you guys finish having sex.
โ€œI told herโ€ฆthat weโ€™re dating.โ€
โ€œWhy?โ€
โ€œYou came inside me two minutes ago, you really wanna ask why? She would be so upset if she knew I was in a friends with benefits situation but if I tell her I have a boyfriend that I trust and care for, sheโ€™ll let me go on birth control.โ€
โ€œWhy did you have to ask her to go on birth control?โ€ Jeonghan asks as you start to get dressed.
โ€œIโ€™m a college student Jeonghan, birth control isnโ€™t free and if I ask my mom I can put it on her insurance. Cโ€™mon can you do this one thing for me? My mom is a great cook and it only has to be for a little bit, only one day really!โ€
โ€œThis really means that much to you?โ€
โ€œYes.โ€ Youโ€™re practically making puppy dog eyes at him now.
โ€œWell, you know, I just so happen to need somewhere to stay during winter break. Soโ€ฆI guess Iโ€™ll be staying with you and putting on the best show for your mom. Youโ€™re lucky I think youโ€™re cute.โ€
You just grin at him.
โ€œSweetie! Youโ€™re home! Honey come here, our daughter is home!โ€ Your mom runs out of the house to greet you, scooping you up into a hug. โ€œOh, oh, is this him?โ€ She glances over your shoulder excitedly to where Jeonghan is standing behind you by the car.
โ€œMom, this is Jeonghanโ€ฆmy boyfriend.โ€ You have to force the last bit out.ย 
โ€œOh heโ€™s so handsome! Itโ€™s nice to finally meet you Jeonghan, Iโ€™m so happy youโ€™re joining us for the holidays.โ€
โ€œThank you for allowing me to stay with you.โ€ Jeonghan accepts your momโ€™s hug.
โ€œOf course! Youโ€™ve been dating my daughter for almost a year now, anything you need weโ€™ll be here.โ€
โ€œIs that them?โ€ A booming voice comes from the house. You look over to see your dad and brother standing on the porch.
โ€œHoney, come meet Jeonghan! Look how handsome he is!โ€
You sigh, itโ€™s already going to be a long four weeks.
โ€œIโ€™mโ€ฆsorry about them,โ€ you tell Jeonghan when youโ€™re finally alone in your room, where your mother insisted Jeonghan stay with you. For someone who disapproves of casual sex, she sure does support โ€˜healthy love making between couplesโ€™. You donโ€™t even want to think about her and your dad.
โ€œI canโ€™t say you didnโ€™t warn me,โ€ Jeonghan chuckles. โ€œThey all seem really nice though.โ€
โ€œTheyโ€™reโ€ฆsomething,โ€ you mutter. โ€œI hope you donโ€™t mind sharing a bed. Once again Iโ€™m really sorry about my mom.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s fine, Iโ€™m serious, stop stressing out. Itโ€™s not like we havenโ€™t shared a bed before,โ€ he jokes.ย 
You roll your eyes. โ€œThat reminds me. We have to lay down some ground rules.โ€
โ€œGround rules?โ€ Jeonghan cocks an eyebrow curiously, and a bit skeptical.ย 
โ€œYes. I know it sounds silly and cliche, but really, we need to talk about it.โ€
โ€œI donโ€™t know what the big deal is. We just have to pretend to be a couple, thatโ€™s not hard. Hugging, kissing, all that gooey stuff.โ€
โ€œWhat if my parents ask about our relationship? Are you sure youโ€™re okay being coupley with me all the time? I-โ€
โ€œBabe,โ€ Jeonghan starts, โ€œstop worrying. You make it seem like you have zero faith in me. Trust me, I can be the best fake-boyfriend youโ€™ll ever need.โ€ You scrunch your nose up at him calling you โ€˜babeโ€™ in a non-sexual setting, but you guess youโ€™ll have to get used to it.
โ€œStillโ€ฆif you even want to back out, just tell me and we can make up some excuse for you having to leave or-โ€
Jeonghan cuts you off once more, โ€œStop worrying. Itโ€™s the holiday season, letโ€™s have fun! If your parents ask about our relationship just leave it to me.โ€
You stare at Jeonghan unsure, all too familiar with his antics. You can tell Jeonghan is about to counter your look when all of a sudden your door is flung open.
โ€œMom said dinner is ready!โ€ Your brother announces.
You admit defeat on having this conversation with Jeonghan, leading him downstairs to where everyone is taking their place around the dinner table. The table feels just slightly cramped with the addition of the chair added for Jeonghan squeezed in next to yours. The top of dinner is quiet besides a few โ€œcould you pass the saltโ€ or โ€œthis tastes great Momโ€ thrown in. It isnโ€™t until your dad is going in for seconds when your mom speaks up.
โ€œSo, Jeonghan, tell me about yourself. Pumpkin has barely told us anything about you.โ€ย 
You internally groan at the childhood nickname your family still insists on using for you, and you hope it goes unnoticed by Jeonghan. Unfortunately, not much slips past him.
โ€œPumpkin?โ€
โ€œA terrible nickname from when I was little,โ€ you explain, slightly glaring at your mother.
โ€œI think itโ€™s cute.โ€ You so desperately want to smack the smug look off Jeonghanโ€™s face.
โ€œIt is cute,โ€ your mom interjects. โ€œItโ€™s based on these adorable photos we took during her first fall. We did a photoshoot and put her in a pumpkin, it was just darling. Remind me later and Iโ€™ll pull out the photobooks.โ€ Your mom winks at Jeonghan and youโ€™re starting to realize just how big of a mistake this was. โ€œNow, back to what I was saying. Tell me about yourself, Jeonghan.โ€
โ€œWell thereโ€™s not much to say. Iโ€™m a business major, I enjoy sports and spending time with my friends.โ€
โ€œHeโ€™s an amazing singer,โ€ you jut in. Youโ€™re not sure why. Maybe itโ€™s because Jeonghan is selling himself short. โ€œHeโ€™s a part of the Universityโ€™s choir. And he models for the fashion students.โ€ You can see Jeonghan blush under your praise.
โ€œAw, thatโ€™s nice. And how did you two meet?โ€
โ€œWe met through a mutual friend, and then ended up having a class together the following semester. First time we met I thought she was the most beautiful girl Iโ€™ve ever seen. Iโ€™m just lucky she gave me the time of day.โ€ Jeonghan makes a show of grabbing your hand in his, clasping them together on the table. Even though you know itโ€™s for show, the display makes your stomach flip a bit.
You do take note that his story is true for the most part. At least the part about you two meeting and then sharing a class. Youโ€™re pretty sure the part about you being โ€œthe most beautiful girl heโ€™s ever seenโ€ is just fluff to appease your mom. It does the trick though, as your mom coos at Jeonghanโ€™s words.
She continues to ask Jeonghan questions about himself and your relationship, and Jeonghan keeps delivering. He tells her stories about him attempting to flirt with you and you being too oblivious to realize. You roll your eyes the whole time, knowing what heโ€™s actually talking about. The three weeks he spent continuously trying to hit on you before you finally agreed to go on a date with him.ย 
Speaking of the date, Jeonghan also tells that story. In real life what happened with Jeonghan invited you over to watch a movie, you both got a little tipsy, and ended up fucking right on his couch. Neither of you asked for a second date, but did start to booty call each other, so thatโ€™s something. The way Jeonghan tells it to your mom is a lot moreโ€ฆwholesome.
โ€œWe went out to see a movie, her choice of course.โ€ Lie, Jeonghan forced you to watch The Notebook. โ€œThen afterwards I didnโ€™t want the date to end so we got dessert and went back to my apartment. We spent the whole night talking before she eventually fell asleep on my couch. It was adorable.โ€
โ€œOh stop,โ€ you mutter, trying your best to sound playful.
โ€œItโ€™s true. The way your nose twitches when youโ€™re dreaming and the little huffs you let out. How can I find that as anything but the cutest thing ever?โ€ Jeonghan then leans in and presses a quick kiss to your warm cheeks.
Youโ€™re aware you do those things in your sleep, itโ€™s something youโ€™ve done ever since you were little, but you werenโ€™t aware that Jeonghan knew about them. Everytime you sleep over at Jeonghanโ€™s, or he spends the night at yours, he always complains in the morning about how you elbowed him in your sleep all night.ย 
โ€œOh you two are just so cute!โ€ Your mom exclaims. She then turns to you, โ€œHow dare you keep him away from us for so long.โ€
Your brother is obviously doesn't care for the topic of conversation and excuses himself from the table. Your mom realizes that dinner is now officially over and she and your father start to clean up the table.
โ€œDonโ€™t go far, Jeonghan. I need to show you those baby pictures!โ€
โ€œNoooo.โ€ You tug on Jeonghanโ€™s sleeve, like it might somehow convince him to go back upstairs with you, but of course not. Of course Jeonghan wants to see all of your baby photos.
You know this shouldnโ€™t really bother you this much. Everyone has baby photos. The issue is you were an extremely unphotogenic baby. Your brother has maybe some of the cutest baby photos youโ€™ve ever seen. Not you. You look like a gremlin, to the point your baby photos became a meme between you and your friends in high school.
Your mom makes a pot of coffee for all of you before sheโ€™s shuffling into the living room and pulling out the large fifty page photo album of you from newborn to age four. Jeonghan follows suit and you reluctantly take your place next to him on the couch.ย 
The first few pages arenโ€™t bad. Theyโ€™re all photos of you still in the hospital when you were first being held by your mom and dad, swaddled in a cute little pink blanket that you know your mom has stored somewhere up in the attic.ย 
The first bad photo doesnโ€™t show up until a few pages in, after you were brought home. Itโ€™s a photo of you crying, your face all scrunched up in an ugly expression. You think itโ€™s hideous but itโ€™s one of your dadโ€™s favorite baby photos of you. Jeonghan chuckles slightly and you shove him lightly.
Shortly after that the infamous pumpkin photo shows up. Itโ€™s you sitting in a pumpkin, a stupid, blank look on your face as you chew on the pumpkin. Thereโ€™s a little orange beanie on your head thatโ€™s just a little too big for your head.
โ€œAww, look at that little pumpkin,โ€ Jeonghan giggles.
โ€œShut up,โ€ you grumble, glaring down at the picture.
Unfortunately for you, it only gets worse from there. Thereโ€™s the photos from when you were two years old and constantly had messy hair and a stupid expression on your face. And then the photos of you at three when all you would do was pout at the camera. Then the photos from when you were four and somehow every photo was taken at just the wrong second.
Your mother and Jeonghan have a great time, cooing at each photo, your mother giving an anecdote every once in a while. It isnโ€™t until near the end that Jeonghan finally looks over at you, on his other side. He smiles at the slight pout on your face.
โ€œCโ€™mon babe, stop pouting.โ€ Jeonghan scoots closer to you, sliding his arm around your waist and pulling you into him. Even if itโ€™s just for show, you canโ€™t help but admit it is slightly comforting. Jeonghan then leans in and whispers to you. โ€œYou have nothing to be embarrassed about. You really are the cutest little baby. I mean thatโ€™s not a surprise, youโ€™re still cute, arenโ€™t you baby?โ€
Your face heats up at his words. Youโ€™re not sure why heโ€™s laying it on so thick when youโ€™re sure your mom canโ€™t even hear him. You suddenly stand, trying to subtly get distance between you and your fake boyfriend.
โ€œWell, itโ€™s getting late and Iโ€™m tired after all of that traveling today. Weโ€™ll see you in the morning Mom.โ€
Jeonghan finally allows you to pull him back upstairs and into your room. You let out a deep sigh as soon as the door is closed and you move to start getting ready for bed.
โ€œAre you okay?โ€ Jeonghan asks you as he changes into his pajamas as well. โ€œI didnโ€™t make you uncomfortable or cross any boundaries did I?โ€
โ€œNo, no, youโ€™re fine,โ€ you assure him. โ€œYouโ€™re just doing what any boyfriend would, so keep it up, actually.โ€
โ€œOkayโ€ฆโ€ Jeonghan says, the skepticism in his voice. You donโ€™t say anything else though and Jeonghan drops it, thankfully.
You both crawl into bed and you try not to think about how you can feel his body so close to yours. As you close your eyes you canโ€™t help but think youโ€™re not sure how youโ€™re going to make it through the rest of the break.
โ€œWeโ€™re going Christmas tree shopping today!โ€ Your mom announces cheerfully when you and Jeonghan make your way downstairs for breakfast.ย 
โ€œYou guys havenโ€™t gotten a tree yet?โ€ You ask.
โ€œWe were waiting for you,โ€ your mom explains. โ€œSo we could go as a family and then decorate it together.โ€
After breakfast your whole family piles into your dadโ€™s car and you take off to the Christmas tree lot. Thereโ€™s Christmas music playing on the radio as you drive and you can hear Jeonghan softly sing along.
Youโ€™ve always liked Jeonghanโ€™s voice. You find his high, light voice angelic and you could listen to him sing all the time. You tune out the chatter of your parents in favor of listening to Jeonghan the whole ride there. A part of you is glad that only you can hear him, taking this as a moment for yourself.ย 
As soon as the car parks and you all climb out of the car, Jeonghan reaches over and grabs your hand in his. You look over at him to see him smiling at you and you smile back. Thereโ€™s a bite in the air as you two walk through the trees and you appreciate the warmth of Jeonghanโ€™s hand in yours.
โ€œOh, what a darling couple,โ€ you hear an old couple whisper as they walk past you two.ย 
โ€œHear that? We look darling together, darlingโ€ Jeonghan jokes after theyโ€™re out of earshot. You roll your eyes but thereโ€™s a smile on your face as you playfully knock your elbow into Jeonghanโ€™s side.
You and Jeonghan continue to walk around, looking at trees, until your father finds you two to tell you that your bother found the perfect tree. Your brother is bouncing around when you three make your way to the tree and he looks at you and Jeonghan proudly.
โ€œGood choice, little man,โ€ you tell him.
โ€œYeah, looks like a great tree,โ€ Jeonghan agrees, which makes your brother smile even more.
Your family is standing in line to pay for the tree when your mom gasps. You look over at her to see her giddy face as she points up. You glance up to see the sprig of mistletoe places directly over you and Jeonghanโ€™s heads.
โ€œWell look at that,โ€ Jeonghan says amused. โ€œIt looks like we have to kiss. By the laws of Christmas of course.โ€
โ€œBy the laws of Christmas?โ€
โ€œOf course. I donโ€™t want to end up on Santaโ€™s naughty list,โ€ Jeonghan teases you. You shake your head, smiling.
โ€œIf you say so.โ€ You lean in and press a kiss to Jeonghanโ€™s lips.
Youโ€™ve never actually kissed him outside of having sex, but it comes surprisingly natural to you. Jeonghan wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you in closer for just a moment, before pulling away. The tip of his nose and ears are pink and thereโ€™s a slight twinkle in his eye and he grins at you.
โ€œYou have cooties now,โ€ your little brother announces from beside you and you and Jeonghan both burst out laughing.ย 
On the ride back home, your whole family sings along to the radio, and your mother compliments Jeonghanโ€™s voice, which makes him flustered.
After you get back home, your dad and Jeonghan struggle to get the tree to fit through the door as you and your mom snicker at them. After they finally get it into the living room, you, Jeonghan, and your brother get to work decorating it. When your brother asks why your parents arenโ€™t helping, your dad says he did all the work by paying for it.
The three of you (mostly you and Jeonghan) spend way too much time untangling lights before you string them up, finally allowing you to get to the good part. Your familyโ€™s ornaments are stored in a large plastic tub and you get to work digging through them. Youโ€™re not sure how many your family owns, but youโ€™re sure itโ€™s enough to cover three trees in whole. The tub isnโ€™t organized in any way and you do your best to pick and choose which ones you think will make the best decorations.
Jeonghan kneels down beside you and starts to look through the tub as well.
โ€œThese ornaments are cute,โ€ Jeonghan comments as he picks up a small stuffed animal snowman with a loop attached to it. He reaches over to place it on the tree.
โ€œYeah, itโ€™s a part of my grandparentsโ€™ gift to us every year. An ornament for both of us.โ€ You pick up a decoration with a family picture on it and you hang it up.
โ€œYou were so small in that one,โ€ Jeonghan says, referencing the picture you just added to the tree.
You glance over the photo. Youโ€™re maybe five or six, way before your brother was born. Youโ€™re squished between your parents on a bench with Christmas lights behind you. Youโ€™re bundled up in a puffy winter jacket and a hat is squashed into your head. Itโ€™s a sweet photo.
โ€œYou know, this is all quite unfair,โ€ you tell him. โ€œYouโ€™re going to have to show me your childhood photos at some point now.โ€
โ€œNow I donโ€™t know if that was part of the deal.โ€
โ€œWell we might just have to make it so. Iโ€™d love to see tiny little Hannie.โ€
โ€œMaybe I could strike up a dealโ€ฆโ€
Youโ€™re about to make a comment on Jeonghanโ€™s sneaky ways, when you feel a tap on your leg. You look down to see your brother standing next to you with a sled shaped ornament in his hand.
โ€œI need help putting this on the tree.โ€
โ€œI got you buddy.โ€ Jeonghan moves over to pick your brother up, lifting him up so your brother can place the ornament on the tree.
The moment is oddly sweet and when Jeonghan lets him down, he gives your brother a high five after. Jeonghan walks back over to the tub before picking up an ornament. After closer inspection you realize that itโ€™s the ornament shaped like a little bunny with a fluffy cotton tail and a pink scarf. You quickly lunge forward and snatch it out of his hands.
โ€œAish!โ€
โ€œSorry!โ€ You exclaim, holding onto the ornament. โ€œBut you canโ€™t place this on the tree.โ€
โ€œWhy not?โ€
โ€œBecauseโ€ฆ,โ€ you hesitate, suddenly embarrassed.ย 
โ€œThatโ€™s her favorite, she has to place it on the tree every year. In its special spot,โ€ you mom answers as she walks into the room, carrying a tray of cookies.ย 
Jeonghan just chuckles before leaning in to wrap his arms around your waist and kissing your cheek. You flush, trying not to think too much of it. Itโ€™s just because your mom is standing in the room. โ€œThatโ€™s so cute. In its โ€˜special spotโ€™?โ€
โ€œYes,โ€ you mumble. You move out of Jeonghanโ€™s grip to lift the ornament and place it at the top of the tree, right under where the star sits. The idea is more embarrassing now that Jeonghan is staring at you, the smug little grin on his face, but you canโ€™t ignore tradition just because you know heโ€™s going to make fun of you later.
โ€œAre there any more special ornaments I should know about, darling?โ€ Jeonghan asks and you smack him lightly, both for the comment and the teasing nickname heโ€™s picked up.
โ€œNo. Decorate at your free will.โ€
Your brother is now more interested in the cookies your mom brought in, leaving you and Jeonghan to finish the tree off. Itโ€™s weighted down by all of the ornaments youโ€™ve hung on it by the end. You reach down into the box to grab the tree topper.
โ€œAll thatโ€™s left is the star,โ€ you announce.
โ€œJeonghan should put it on,โ€ your mom suggests and you hold it out to him.
โ€œOh no, I couldnโ€™t.โ€
โ€œWe insist,โ€ your mom tells him.ย 
โ€œCโ€™mon Han, just do it, make her happy.โ€ You nudge him a bit and Jeonghan finally takes it before reaching up on his tiptoes to place the star on top. You and your mom cheer and you can see the small smile on Jeonghanโ€™s face.
With the finishing touch on the tree, youโ€™re able to step back and look at your masterpiece.
โ€œI think we did a pretty good job,โ€ you say.
โ€œI think we did the best job, and I should know. Iโ€™m a tree decorating veteran.โ€ Jeonghan wraps an arm around your waist. You glance up at him, only to be surprised by him pecking you on the lips. You donโ€™t even have time to react, the kiss smooth like you two do it all the time.
Jeonghan doesnโ€™t bat an eye, turning back to stare at the tree. You feel your stomach flutter.
So hereโ€™s the thing. Itโ€™s not like you wouldnโ€™t date Jeonghan, heโ€™s a great guy, a close friend, but you two just never evolved into that part of your relationship. The issue when youโ€™re hooking up with someone is that itโ€™s intimate. Youโ€™ve spent the night at each otherโ€™s apartments, you share the same friends, you have strangely deep pillow talk with one another. Itโ€™s all under the same impression that youโ€™re just friends with benefits, but now youโ€™re here, in your childhood home, pretending to be a couple. The circumstances are completely different and now you donโ€™t know how to feel.
All you know is that Jeonghan keeps kissing you with no sexual undertones under it, and maybe you like it a little too much.
When you wake up the next morning, Jeonghan is already awake on his phone. He looks over at you and snickers before turning his phone towards you. On his screen is a photo of you asleep, your mouth wide open and a bit of drool running down your cheek.
โ€œDelete that!โ€ You shout, suddenly wide awake. Jeonghan giggles as he stands up and runs out of the room. You chase after him, yelling at him, until you two make it to the kitchen.
โ€œWell! You two are lively this morning,โ€ your mom comments. Sheโ€™s standing at the stove cooking breakfast with a fond grin on her face.
โ€œGood morning!โ€ Jeonghan says, a smug smile on his face as he slips his phone into his pocket. โ€œThat smells great. Do you need any help?โ€ Jeonghan gestures to the plates sitting on the counter, waiting to be put out.
โ€œOh honey, no, no, you go sit. Youโ€™re a guest.โ€ย 
โ€œAre you sure?โ€ Jeonghan asks and your mom nods.
โ€œOf course. Pumpkin, you can help me.โ€
Jeonghan moves to the dining table while your mom moves closer to you, a giddy look on her face, as she hands you the plates.ย 
โ€œPumpkin, youโ€™ve really found yourself a keeper,โ€ she whispers to you. โ€œJeonghan is such a sweet young man.โ€
โ€œUh, yeah mom, thanks,โ€ you mutter.
Itโ€™s not like you donโ€™t know Jeonghanโ€™s a great guy, but the truth is you two arenโ€™t dating. Itโ€™s not like you can tell your mom that, but you donโ€™t know how long youโ€™ll be able to keep up the lie after you two leave after break. It was easy when he was just a random name you threw out, but now your mom has actually met him, and heโ€™s doing a little too well at charming her.
And maybe you too. Itโ€™s only been two days of pretending to fake date Jeonghan and somehow youโ€™re already questioning your whole relationship with him. You donโ€™t know if your heart will take fake dating him for any longer than you have to.
You and your mom head towards the table where Jeonghan sits next to your brother, looking invested in whatever your brother is talking about. You take your seat on the other side of Jeonghan as your mother sits across from you.
โ€œSo, any plans you two have for today?โ€
โ€œUhm, not at the moment,โ€ you reply.
โ€œYou two should go ice skating! A new place opened downtown. Iโ€™m sure all the cute young couples are going there.โ€
You perk up at the idea. Ice skating has always been a fun winter tradition for you and now you have a reason to go. Right as the sun is starting to set, you and Jeonghan take off downtown. The city is dressed up in lights and it excites the child inside of you.
โ€œIsnโ€™t it pretty?โ€ You ask Jeonghan as you walk down the street.
โ€œIsn't what pretty?โ€
โ€œThe lights. Look at them. It really gets me in the Christmas mood,โ€ you say.ย 
โ€œOh, yeah. They do look nice. Oh, thereโ€™s the skating rink.โ€
The rink is large and already filled with several people from other couples to families to people just skating solo. There are lights surrounding the rink and you can hear Christmas music playing out of speakers nearby.
You and Jeonghan go and rent your skates before putting them on and heading towards the ice. You slide onto the rink first and then wait for Jeonghan to follow. You watch as he steps out on the ice and moves to push himself forward, only to fall directly on his ass.
You stifle a laugh before reaching down to help him up. As soon as heโ€™s back up Jeonghan moves over to hold onto the wall.
โ€œIs this a bad time to tell you that Iโ€™m not very good at ice skating.โ€
You actually allow yourself to laugh out loud this time. โ€œWhy did you agree to come?โ€
โ€œI donโ€™t know, your mom seemed so excited about it and so did you.โ€
You smile before skating up to Jeonghanโ€™s side. โ€œThatโ€™s sweet of you Han, but we donโ€™t have to continue if you donโ€™t want to. We can just walk around downtown and look at the lights.โ€
โ€œNo, I want to do this,โ€ Jeonghan states, determined.
โ€œOkay, okay. At least let me help you out.โ€ You move your hand to grasp Jeonghanโ€™s and you start to move. Jeonghan gently lets go of the wall to follow you, his grip on your hand tight.
You skate effortlessly, trying not to giggle as Jeonghan does his best not to fall and pull you down with him. Youโ€™re skating much slower than youโ€™re used to as Jeonghan clings to your arm.
โ€œHow are you so good at this,โ€ Jeonghan whines as you two stop to take a break.
โ€œIce skating is a family tradition for me. Donโ€™t worry, you look cute.โ€ You reach up to straighten the fluffy hat on his head.
The moment feels oddly intimate, which is an interesting feeling considering you two have seen each other naked. It almost feels like you two are an actual couple, out on a cute Christmas-y date.
If youโ€™re being honest, Christmas has always been your favorite holiday. You love the whole season and the feeling of family and joy and love. When you were little you always dreamed of having a great Christmas romance, and now you have it, itโ€™s justโ€ฆfake.
You look at Jeonghan to see the soft pink dusting his face and ears and you wonder if itโ€™s because of the cold or if heโ€™s thinking the same thing you are.
โ€œAww, you two are so cute.โ€ The moment is broken and you look to the side to see an older couple skating up to you two. โ€œWould you like us to take your photo?โ€
โ€œOh, um, sure!โ€ You reply, pulling your phone out to hand to them. Your mom did tell you to take lots of photos.
You skate back over to Jeonghan and position yourself next to him, wrapping your arms around his waist as he wraps an arm around your shoulders. You two lean into each other, smiling at the camera. After that photo is taken you lean in to press a kiss to Jeonghanโ€™s cheek.
The couple then returns your phone and bids you a goodbye. You flip through the photos and Jeonghan peeks over your shoulder at them.
โ€œYou should send those to me.โ€
You look at him curiously. In all the time youโ€™ve known Jeonghan, youโ€™ve never known him to care much about having photos of you two together, even as just friends, but you shoot them over to his number anyway. You then grab his hand again and continue to skate.
Even with Jeonghanโ€™s poor skating skills, you two still have fun. The Christmas music sets the mood as you two skate around the rink and you can hear Jeonghan humming along as you skate. The moment is nice.
You two skate for about an hour before Jeonghanโ€™s feet start to hurt and you two decide to put the skates up and pop into a nearby cafe to grab some hot chocolate before exploring downtown more. There is a tree put in the center of the plaza and you and Jeonghan take a few more photos to show your mom.
In the midst of hooking up with Jeonghan, sometimes itโ€™s hard to remember you two are friends as well. Youโ€™re a bit glad for this whole fake dating thing, because it gives you a chance to hang out with Jeonghan in a non-sexual manner. It reminds you of how much you like Jeonghan as just a person and how you enjoy spending time with him. Itโ€™s really nice.
Itโ€™s late into the night when you two finally head back to your house. The lights are already all off and you and Jeonghan creep up to your room quietly, as to not wake up anyone else. You two quietly change into your pajamas before crawling into your bed.
Thereโ€™s a slight chill in the room and you slide over to Jeonghan to try and get warmer. He accepts you into his arms and you two lay there in silence for a moment before he begins to speak.
โ€œYou know, I wasnโ€™t sure about this at first, but Iโ€™ve been having a lot of fun. Your familyโ€™s great.โ€
โ€œYeahโ€ฆthey are. Thanks for doing this for me by the way.โ€
โ€œI mean, it benefits me too, right,โ€ Jeonghan chuckles.
Right. The reason youโ€™re doing this in the first place: the birth control.
Itโ€™s weird to think about now that youโ€™re here. Jeonghan has seemed to blend into your family so well, you nearly forgot the reason this started to begin with.
โ€œHey, are you okay?โ€ Jeonghan asks.
โ€œWhat? Oh yeah. Iโ€™m justโ€ฆtired. I think I should try to sleep.โ€
โ€œYeah, okayโ€ฆgoodnight.โ€
When you wake up, Jeonghan is still asleep next to you, and you glance at the clock to see itโ€™s strangely early. Itโ€™s then that you hear the tapping on your door and you stand up to crack it open. Your mom is standing on the other side of the door with a paper in her hand.
โ€œSweetie, sorry to wake you up, but I need you to do me a favor today.โ€
โ€œWhat is it Mom? Is everything okay?โ€
โ€œOh yes, nothing wrong, but I need you to go out and buy these things for me.โ€ She passes you the list and you scan over it before shooting your mom a look.
โ€œYou havenโ€™t gotten the presents yet?โ€ You hiss. โ€œChristmas is in like four days!โ€
โ€œI know! Me and your father havenโ€™t had time to go with your brother around. Please? Hereโ€™s my card.โ€ She passes you her credit card. โ€œYou can pick up some gifts for yourself as well. Bring Jeonghan along, get lunch, make a day out of it. Please, Pumpkin?โ€
โ€œYeah, sure, Mom. Iโ€™ll get it all.โ€
โ€œThank you!โ€ Your mom hugs you quickly before leaving. You sigh, staring down at the list. Thereโ€™s quite a few things on it. The closer you look at it you realize thereโ€™s also gifts for your extended family and your father on it. You huff, you have your work cut out for you. At least your mom has marked what store you can find each item.
You walk over to the bed and shake Jeonghan until he wakes up.
โ€œWhaโ€™?โ€
โ€œCome up, get up. We have a long day of shopping ahead of us and I want to beat the crowds.โ€
Jeonghan grumbles a bit more but rolls out of bed. You two get dressed before climbing into your car and heading towards the store. You stop at a coffee shop to get both of you take out cups and head to the first store.
Your brotherโ€™s Christmas list is mainly toys, which you guess you can expect from a five year old. The toy store is already bustling with people and you grab a cart and Jeonghanโ€™s hand so you donโ€™t lose each other. You make your way through the aisles, doing your best to find everything on the list.
โ€œWhat about this one?โ€ Jeonghan asks, holding up a green race car. You frown.
โ€œNo. He doesnโ€™t like that shade of green, and he already owns three green cars. He wants a purple oneโ€ฆaha! Here it is.โ€ You grab the one on the back of the rack before throwing it into the cart. โ€œOkay. I think thereโ€™s toy dinosaurs a few aisles down, and then we should have everything here.โ€
You two continue through the store before you find the aisle full of different dinosaur themed toys. You pick up a book for you to gift your little brother yourself and then look over the toys.
โ€œHe already owns a t-rex, a stegosaurus, and a triceratops,โ€ you mutter more to yourself than Jeonghan. You glance through the toys before landing on a dinosaur with a long neck. โ€œBrachiosaurus, perfect.โ€
You place this in the cart as well and then turn to Jeonghan, who is smiling at you. โ€œYouโ€™re a good big sister, you know that?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m just doing what my mom asked me,โ€ you tell him as you push the cart towards the check out.
โ€œNo I mean, you pay attention to him. You know what toys he already owns and what colors he likes. Itโ€™s sweet.โ€
You brush Jeonghan off again, but the words cause a warm feeling to bloom in your stomach. You two stand in the check out line for what feels like forever before youโ€™re able to leave. As you two are walking to the car you look over at Jeonghan and realize he deserves something for Christmas as well. Heโ€™s spending the whole break with you and your family, itโ€™s the least you can do.
โ€œOh shit, I forgot something. Here, take the car keys, Iโ€™ll be back in a flash, I promise.โ€ You hand him the keys before running back into the store before Jeonghan can protest.
You weave through the people before making it to the Lego aisle. Youโ€™ve seen all of the models inside his apartment, and you figure this will be a good gift for him. You search through the different kits to find the best one, before settling on the electric guitar set. Youโ€™ve seen him play the bass a couple of times, and you hope Jeonghan will still appreciate the thought.
The line is a bit shorter this time and you make sure the box is well hidden in the bag before making your way back to the car. You store the bag in the back before slipping into the driverโ€™s seat.
โ€œYou got everything you need?โ€ Jeonghan asks and you smile and nod.
โ€œYep! On to the next place.โ€ย 
The next store is less exciting than being in a toy store and it seems to be even busier. You and Jeonghan hold hands once more as you walk through the store. His humming to the Christmas music on the speakers calms you a bit, and you allow yourself to enjoy the Christmas spirit more.
You and Jeonghan make it through the store, and another one before you decide itโ€™s time for a lunch break. You two find a cute Italian place to sit down and rest your feet. Youโ€™re waiting for your food to arrive when your phone dings and you see an Instagram notification. You open your phone to see Jeonghan has tagged you in a post.
The first photo is the two of you at the skating rink, your arms wrapped around each other. There are a few more photos. A photo of you holding your hot chocolate while looking at the lights. The selfie you two took in front of the tree in the plaza. The final photo is a photo of you putting an ornament on your own tree at home. The post is captioned Christmas ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽโ˜•.
โ€œOur friends are going to think weโ€™re crazy,โ€ you tell Jeonghan. In theory, your friends know you and Jeonghan are sleeping together, but youโ€™ve never explicitly said it, and they most definitely donโ€™t know that Jeonghan is spending Christmas at your house.
โ€œSo? Let them. Those are cute photos.โ€ You canโ€™t argue with that and you drop a like and repost it to your story.
When you finish up lunch thereโ€™s one more store you two have to hit. There are only a few odd and end items left and you canโ€™t wait to get home. You and Jeonghan are looking at sweaters when you feel someone bump into you and you lurch forward a bit.
โ€œWatch it,โ€ the man growls.
โ€œHey!โ€ Jeonghan shouts, wrapping an arm around your waist to steady you.
โ€œWhat?โ€ The man turns back around.
โ€œYou bumped into my girlfriend.โ€ Despite this not being the moment to get flustered, hearing Jeonghan call you his girlfriend even without your family around sends butterflies into your tummy.
The man and Jeonghan have a stare down for a moment before the man huffs out a pathetic โ€œsorryโ€ before walking off.ย 
โ€œThanks Han,โ€ you say before you place a soft kiss on his cheek.
โ€œWell, some people just belong on the naughty-list,โ€ he says, which makes you chuckle.
By late afternoon you two finally finish shopping and you get a text from your mom that tells you sheโ€™s taken your little brother to the grocery store so you and Jeonghan have time to get the gifts in the house without him seeing. You and Jeonghan quickly bring everything to your room before closing the door. You make sure to slip the present for Jeonghan under your bed before he notices and you then turn to him.
โ€œWant to help me wrap these presents?โ€
โ€œOf course.โ€
You and Jeonghan sit on the floor of your room, where Jeonghan soon finds out youโ€™re awful at wrapping gifts.
โ€œItโ€™s so easy. Itโ€™s just folds and tape,โ€ Jeonghan says as he places a piece of tape on the most perfectly wrapped present youโ€™ve ever seen.
โ€œOh shush. I usually use gift bags okay? And now I have you, so you can wrap all of the presents from Santa, and I can do the rest,โ€ you declare as you scribble a To: Mom onto the present you finished wrapping.
โ€œFine, but only because youโ€™re the worst gift wrapping elf Iโ€™ve ever seen.โ€
Though you know itโ€™s meant as an insult, you canโ€™t help but smile at the cuteness of his sentence. Youโ€™re also just happy you donโ€™t have to wrap more gifts than necessary.
Itโ€™s late when you wake up the next morning, due to the fact you went to bed late last night. You and Jeonghan stayed up to finish wrapping presents and then you two got onto talking about family Christmas tradition and before you knew it, it was two am.ย 
The bed is chilly and when you sit up to look, the other side of the bed is empty. You wrap a blanket around you and head downstairs to see Jeonghan and your mom sitting at the table talking. When you look out the window itโ€™s a world of white and you start to feel giddy.
โ€œIt snowed!โ€ You exclaim. โ€œHannie, we have to go play in it!โ€
You know itโ€™s childish, but you canโ€™t help it. You quickly get dressed and put on your winter coat and gloves before heading outside. A few minutes later, Jeonghan exits the house as well, your brother in tow. You search through your garage before you find your sleds and the three of you take a short walk to the park down the street. Thereโ€™s a big hill next to it and you all take turns riding down it.
โ€œCโ€™mon, ride down together with me.โ€ Jeonghan pats the space in between his legs on the sled and you climb on.
Jeonghan pushes off and then wraps his arms around your waist as you two go speeding down the hill. You can feel the snow fly back into your face and your sled goes tilting before you and Jeonghan are completely thrown off. You two land in a heap together and you both start giggling. You roll over in the snow and start to make a snow angel and Jeonghan does the same.
When you stand up and assess your work, you pull out your phone to snap a photo of the two angels next to each other. Youโ€™re just putting your phone away when you feel something cold and hard pelt you in the leg. You look over to see Jeonghan with a mischievous grin on his face, already aiming his next snow ball.
You quickly bend down to grab snow and form your own ammo, while also trying to dodge the onslaught of Jeonghanโ€™s. You two go back and forth, throwing snow at each other, before Jeonghan finally ambushes you and grabs you by the waist and tackles you down into the snow.
You two are breathing heavily as Jeonghan hovers over you. Thereโ€™s a twinkle in his eye and snow in his hair and you think that this might be the prettiest youโ€™ve ever seen Jeonghan. Youโ€™re not sure what comes over you, but you reach up and grab him by the collar of his jacket, pulling him down to connect your lips to his.
Jeonghan melts into you, kissing you back. You two lay there in the snow, kissing, until you hear commotion next to you.
โ€œEwww.โ€ You both pull apart to see your little brother standing over you two. You and Jeonghan both blush and Jeonghan climbs off of you before helping you up. โ€œIโ€™m getting cold, can we go back home now?โ€
Neither you nor Jeonghan make eye contact as you grab the sleds. Jeonghan gives your brother a piggyback on the way home when you get inside your brother pulls Jeonghan off to go play video games together. Youโ€™re grateful for the break, still a bit flustered from your intense kiss earlier.
Youโ€™re luckily able to ignore the boy for the most part for the rest of the day, until itโ€™s time to go to bed. You and Jeonghan shuffle around each other awkwardly until you decide to finally bite the bullet.
โ€œHey, about the kiss earlier, Iโ€™m sorry. I-โ€
โ€œNo, itโ€™s okay!โ€ Jeonghan cuts you off. โ€œDonโ€™t worry I uhโ€ฆI liked it.โ€
โ€œO-oh, okay,โ€ you mumble.
Neither of you say anything else as you two climb into bed. Youโ€™re not sure if you should move closer to Jeonghan until he reaches over to tug you towards him. You slot yourself into his arms, and you hope he canโ€™t feel your heart beating a million beats per second.
Youโ€™re glad you didnโ€™t make anything weird with Jeonghan, but now youโ€™re afraid you may have made things a lot more complicated for yourself.
โ€œYou two are on cookie duty,โ€ your mom tells you and Jeonghan as she bustles around the kitchen. Sheโ€™s been stressed since you two woke up. You suppose thatโ€™s fair when itโ€™s Christmas Eve, and it gives you a good reason to not think about you and Jeonghan.
โ€œCan I help? I want to make cookies for Santa!โ€ Your little brother exclaims.
โ€œIf you want to, buddy,โ€ you tell him.
โ€œYay!โ€
โ€œThereโ€™s a recipe book in the cupboard, and I should have picked up all of the ingredients the other day,โ€ your mother continues.
โ€œWeโ€™ve got it Mom, no stressing, okay?โ€
โ€œOkay. Thank you Pumpkin.โ€ Your mom kisses your cheek before running off to finish errands.
You clap your hands together. โ€œLetโ€™s get to baking.โ€
Thereโ€™s several cookies your mom has requested you to make and you get to work on the dough for the chocolate chip cookies, while Jeonghan works on the sugar cookies. The chocolate chip cookies are fairly easy and youโ€™re able to pop them into the oven while Jeonghan and your brother are cutting out shapes into the sugar cookies.
โ€œThis one is shaped as a snowflake,โ€ your brother explains to Jeonghan as he stamps the dough.
โ€œAh, I see,โ€ Jeonghan says and you grin. You work around them as you grab the flour to start making gingerbread.
Right as youโ€™re walking past Jeonghan, he spins around, running into you and getting a cloud of flour all over both of you. You can hear your little brother giggling as Jeonghan huffs a laugh.
โ€œYou know, darling, this is pretty cliche,โ€ Jeonghan says, still grinning.
โ€œIt would only be cliche if I smear frosting on the tip of your nose,โ€ you tell him, continuing to walk past. โ€œBut, donโ€™t count that out yet.โ€ย 
By the afternoon the house is warm and filled with the sweet scent of baked goods. The cookies are cooled and all three of you have already sneaked one or two for yourselves as you sit down to decorate. Your brother has been given the task of frosting the sugar cookies for Santa, while you and Jeonghan get to work building a gingerbread house.
โ€œLook, not to brag, but Iโ€™ve come in second place every year for my familyโ€™s gingerbread house contest.โ€
โ€œSecond place? Why not first?โ€ You snicker.
โ€œBecause my cousin is an architect, okay. Itโ€™s called an unfair advantage.โ€
You giggle once more. โ€œIf you say so, Hannie. Here, you can make the shingles with these.โ€
The two of you work in harmony, decorating the little house with all of the candy. When the house is finished you two move onto making the little gingerbread man.
โ€œLook at little Hannie,โ€ Jeonghan says, holding up the gingerbread man he just made. Itโ€™s decorated to look like Jeonghan, even done with his signature smirk.
โ€œVery cute,โ€ you tell him. โ€œBut your hair isnโ€™t that long anymore.โ€ You reach over and swipe some of the icing used to make his hair off of the cookie before reaching up to smear it on Jeonghanโ€™s nose.
โ€œOh I see,โ€ Jeonghan hums, doing his best to keep the grin off his face.
โ€œI told you, donโ€™t count it out yet.โ€
Before you can even stop him, Jeonghan is dipping into the bowl of frosting and swiping a streak over your cheek. You squeal as Jeonghan grins proudly.ย 
โ€œThere, now weโ€™re even.โ€ You fake pout at Jeonghan slightly and he playfully rolls his eyes before leaning in and kissing your cheek, right over the icing. When he pulls away, heโ€™s licking his lips. โ€œIโ€™m sorry, but revenge just tastes so sweet, darling.โ€
Itโ€™s your turn to playfully roll your eyes now, not at all upset with Jeonghanโ€™s antics.
You finish up your gingerbread self as well and place it next to Jeonghanโ€™s in front of the house. Jeonghan pushes his towards yours even more, so their hands touch. โ€œLook, theyโ€™re now holding hands.โ€ย 
โ€œYouโ€™re so stupid,โ€ you tell him, but youโ€™re smiling.
โ€œYou like that Iโ€™m stupid,โ€ Jeonghan teases.
โ€œMaybeโ€ฆbut only a little bit,โ€ you say, but itโ€™s enough to make Jeonghan grin from ear to ear.
It's a Christmas tradition in your house to spend Christmas Eve watching everyoneโ€™s favorite Christmas movies, and this year your brother is actually able to make a suggestion.ย 
โ€œJeonghan, sweetie, you get to suggest a movie as well,โ€ your mother tells him as she readies the hot chocolate.
โ€œReally? I wouldnโ€™t want to impose?โ€
โ€œYou should know by now youโ€™re not imposing, and if anything, itโ€™s Christmas Eve, you deserve to have some cheer as well. It will be nice to have something new in the lineup of movies.โ€
Your mom starts to pour the hot chocolate into mugs before sliding the reindeer shaped mug towards your brother. Itโ€™s his favorite cup to use, even when itโ€™s not the Christmas season, though it was originally gifted to you.
โ€œNo Mom, let Jeonghan have it.โ€ Your brother declares as he pushes the mug towards Jeonghan.
โ€œFor me? Thank you!โ€
You lean in towards Jeonghan. โ€œHe must really like you. He doesnโ€™t even let me use that mug, and it belongs to me.โ€
After the hot chocolate and cookies have been passed out to everyone (and your brother has set some out for Santa), you all move into the living room. Your parents sit in their chairs and your little brother places himself on the floor right in front of the TV. You and Jeonghan move over to the couch where you naturally slot yourself into his arms, you two cuddling up together as you throw a blanket over your laps.
The first movie of the night is your brotherโ€™s choice, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Itโ€™s a classic and you canโ€™t be mad at the choice. The whole time Jeonghan keeps making jokes only loud enough for you to hear and you keep giggling, causing your brother to glare at you, causing you to elbow Jeonghan in his side.
โ€œYou better not distract me when weโ€™re watching my movie,โ€ you warn Jeonghan.
Jeonghan throws his hands up in fake surrender. โ€œOh darling I wouldnโ€™t dare.โ€
Your favorite Christmas movie is A Charlie Brown Christmas and you make your family watch it every year. For you, it never gets old, and you watch it with what can only be described as stars in your eyes. You know Jeonghan finds it amusing, but you canโ€™t help your love for all things Peanuts and something about that silly little Christmas tree brings you joy.
Instead of your parents choosing a movie, Jeonghan gets to choose this year, and youโ€™re thankful you donโ€™t have to watch your dadโ€™s choice, A Christmas Story. Instead Jeonghan chooses the Jim Carey version of The Grinch, which makes you grin wide.
โ€œThatโ€™s my second favorite Christmas movie. Did you know that?โ€
โ€œNope, I guess we just have great taste, darling.โ€
โ€œOf course we do. I mean, weโ€™re dating each other,โ€ you flirt and you watch Jeonghan duck his head in embarrassment.
Jeonghan shifts his position so youโ€™re sitting in between his legs, leaning back against him. His arms wrap around your waist as he rests his head on your shoulder. Itโ€™s cozy and your heart feels full at the moment.
You know none of it is real, that itโ€™s all fake for something as trivial as birth control, but right now, you so desperately want it to be real. Enough that youโ€™ll let yourself believe it is, even if itโ€™s just for a moment.
Itโ€™s late when the movie is finished and your brother is doing his best to keep his eyes open.
โ€œHey little man, if you donโ€™t go to bed soon, Santa wonโ€™t come,โ€ you tell him as you pick him up in your arms.
โ€œB-but Santa has to come,โ€ he mutters in a sleepy voice.
โ€œWell then let us put you to bed.โ€ You carry your brother to his bedroom, Jeonghan following you behind.
โ€œWhat if I canโ€™t sleep? Is Santa still going to come?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m sure youโ€™ll be able to sleep, buddy. Do you want us to read you a story?โ€
โ€œPlease?โ€
โ€œHey Han, thereโ€™s a copy of The Night Before Christmas in my room, could you go grab it?โ€ You ask Jeonghan and he nods. He comes back a few minutes later, holding the book. He settles next to you on the bed and you hold the book open for your little brother to see.
You and Jeonghan take turns narrating the book until your little brotherโ€™s eyes droop down and heโ€™s fast asleep. You and Jeonghan quietly sneak out of the room and slip into yours. Due to the presents being hidden in your room, itโ€™s your turn to play Santa.
You and Jeonghan carry the presents to the living room before placing them under the tree. It looks picture perfect when you two are done. You and Jeonghan move over to the plate of cookies set out before both grabbing one and tapping them together.
โ€œCheers,โ€ Jeonghan says.
โ€œCheers, to our success at playing Santa.โ€ You both bite into your cookies, making sure to leave crumbs on the plate for your brother to see in the morning. You split the glass of milk, leaving a few drops at the bottom.
โ€œLook.โ€ Jeonghan points up and you catch sight of the spring of mistletoe. Your family has never been ones to do mistletoe and you wonder if your mom put it up this year just because she knew Jeonghan was going to be with you.
Youโ€™re surprised you didnโ€™t see it earlier, but to be fair you havenโ€™t been home much the past few days, and even when you have you havenโ€™t been near the fireplace.ย 
Right then the clock in your house strikes midnight, and you lean in to kiss Jeonghan. He wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you into him, as you cup his face. You two kiss for what youโ€™re sure is much longer than it needs to be before pulling away.
โ€œMerry Christmas, Jeonghan.โ€
โ€œMerry Christmas, darling.โ€ย 
โ€œSanta! Santa, Santa, Santa! Santa was here!โ€ You wake up to screaming and you barely have time to process what is happening when your bedroom door is flung open and thereโ€™s a tiny body attacking you and Jeonghan.
โ€œYeah, buddy, we know,โ€ you mumble as Jeonghan yawns loudly. โ€œWeโ€™ll be there in a second.โ€
โ€œYou better be.โ€ With that your brother leaves and you and Jeonghan decide itโ€™ll be best if you two make your way into the living room.
Your parents are both already in the living room, both of them looking tired as well. Your brother is eagerly sitting in front of the tree, inspecting each present as he waits for you and Jeonghan to shuffle over to the couch. Jeonghan sits down and you practically sit on his lap with how close you get to him, cuddling into his side, wishing you were still asleep.
โ€œMerry Christmas! Say hi to the camera,โ€ your dad says as he holds his phone up to record your little brother.
โ€œHi!โ€ He says while waving enthusiastically. โ€œMerry Christmas! Can I open my presents now?โ€
Your mom chuckles before telling him to do so.
You watch with half interest as your brother opens his presents, doing your best to wake up. Jeonghan is warm against you, though, and it makes you more sleepy. It isnโ€™t until your brother is almost done opening his presents from Santa that youโ€™re awake.
As soon as your dad has picked up all of the wrapping paper, you move towards the tree to open your own presents. Itโ€™s nothing much, as you really only asked for clothes and a few other things for your apartment. The life of a college student.
When youโ€™ve thanked your parents for your presents you hand them their presents from you. Youโ€™re satisfied at the giddy your little brother has for the dinosaur book you got him and he gives you a giant hug.
โ€œPumpkin, whatโ€™s that present left under the tree?โ€ Your mom points at the final present under the tree.
โ€œItโ€™s my present for Jeonghan,โ€ you say as you pick it up and hand it to the boy.
โ€œYou got me something?โ€ Jeonghan asks you, a bit of awe in his face.
โ€œOf course.โ€ You sit down next to him and press a kiss to his cheek. โ€œI hope you like it.โ€
Jeonghan rips the wrapping paper off to reveal the Lego set underneath, and Jeonghan gasps. Thereโ€™s an excited grin on his face as he looks between the box and you.
โ€œYou got me this?โ€
โ€œYeah, I noticed the sets in your room and thought youโ€™d like this. I know you play the bass but-โ€
Jeonghan cuts you off by lunging forward and kissing you. You melt into him, reciprocating the kiss. When you pull back, thereโ€™s a twinkle in his eye. โ€œThank you, itโ€™s perfect.โ€
โ€œOh, let me take a photo!โ€ Your mom exclaims. โ€œGo stand in front of the tree.โ€
You know thereโ€™s not fighting your mom and you pull Jeonghan over. You press your sides together, smiling at the camera. Your brother wants on as well so you two pick him up and hold him between you two.
โ€œAww, my babies, you guys look so cute! Okay, now who wants breakfast?โ€
Youโ€™re standing on your back porch, watching the snow fall, when you hear steps approaching. When you turn around youโ€™re not surprised to see Jeonghan approaching you.
โ€œYou know, you didnโ€™t have to get me anything for Christmas. Let alone a Lego set.โ€
You shrug. โ€œI wanted to. Youโ€™re doing this for me, and I wanted to give you something to show my appreciation.โ€
โ€œWell thank you. It means a lot to me.โ€ Jeonghan moves closer to you and wraps his arms around you. You accept his hug, snuggling into his arms. โ€œIโ€™m sorry I didnโ€™t have anything for you.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s okay. I didnโ€™t expect you to. You just being here is enough.โ€
Jeonghan pulls away from you slightly, so he can look you in the eyes. You can see him struggling to say what he wants to, before he eventually just spits it out. โ€œThereโ€™s something I need to tell you.โ€
You furrow your eyebrows. โ€œIs everything okay?โ€
โ€œIโ€ฆIโ€™ve really enjoyed the past week, and itโ€™s made me realize I need to be honest with you. I really like you, and I have since we first met. We had that first date which ended in us having sex, and when you never brought up a second date I kind of figured you just wanted to keep it on a physical level. I didnโ€™t mind, but I guess I always kind of wanted it to be more,โ€ Jeonghan admits. โ€œAnd being here, and spending all this time together and not having sex, it kind of made me realize just how much I like you.โ€ย 
You can feel your heart beating in your chest as Jeonghan speaks. He likes you. Yoon Jeonghan likes you, and has had a crush on you since you first met. The notion makes your stomach erupt in butterflies.
You stare at him, his cheeks slightly pink from the cold and white snowflakes dotting his black hair. He looks like an angel.
โ€œI understand if you donโ€™t like me back, but I needed to tell you that. Iโ€™m not sure what this means for us but-โ€
Itโ€™s now your turn to cut Jeonghan off with a kiss. Your hold on him tightens as you pull him into you and Jeonghan eagerly accepts. He moves his hands to cup the back of your neck, holding you gently as he deepens the kiss. Youโ€™re both a little breathless when you pull apart and Jeonghan has a giant smile on his face.
โ€œI like you too. A lot. And being here made me realize I want this to be real, if you do too.โ€
โ€œYes. I would love that.โ€
โ€œWell then, I hate to inform you that I donโ€™t think we can be fake dating anymore, as I have a very real boyfriend.โ€
โ€œIs that so?โ€
โ€œOh yes. And heโ€™s very handsome and talented and a very good kisser.โ€
โ€œWell itโ€™s a good thing I also have a very real girlfriend, who is also a very good kisser.โ€ Jeonghanโ€™s face gets closer to yours as he talks before he leans in fully at the end, kissing you once more.
โ€œYour father and I are going to go look at Christmas lights with your brother. Would you two like to join?โ€ You mom pokes her head into your bedroom where you and Jeonghan are cuddled up on your bed, watching a movie.
You've been spending the day just enjoying each other's presence. You've also been answering sporadic texts from your friends, asking about you and Jeonghan after your Instagram post earlier.
You posted the photo of you kissing his cheek in the ice rink, the photos your mom took this morning, and a photo of your gingerbread men holding hands, captioned My favorite present this year โ™ก. Your friends have been hounding you about it since.
You glance at Jeonghan and down at your laptop before turning to your mom.
โ€œI think weโ€™ll just stay here,โ€ you tell her.
She just smiles at you two. โ€œOkay, have fun. Weโ€™ll probably be gone for a few hours.โ€ Neither you nor Jeonghan miss the wink she sends you two.
You can hear the garage door open and close as your family leaves and you and Jeonghan both glance at each other. Youโ€™re not quite sure what the rules are on how long you should wait to have sex after becoming a couple, but then again, itโ€™s not like you and Jeonghan havenโ€™t fucked before.
โ€œDo you want to-โ€
โ€œYou know just because we-โ€
You both stop talking when you realize the other one is. You gesture for Jeonghan to continue.
โ€œJust because weโ€™re now officially dating, doesnโ€™t mean we canโ€™t still have sex,โ€ Jeonghan says. โ€œUnless you want to wait.โ€
โ€œNo, I actually was going to ask if you uh, wanted to have sex.โ€ You almost feel awkward, talking about it, like you two havenโ€™t been hooking up on the regular for over a year.
Youโ€™re relieved of the uncomfortableness as soon as Jeonghan turns to kiss you. After a week of kissing for show, itโ€™s nice to finally kiss him for yourself. As strange as it might be, it feels nice to kiss Jeonghan like this. Though youโ€™re excited to see where dating Jeonghan takes you, hooking up is how you know him best.
Jeonghan moves your laptop off your laps and climbs on top of you, pressing you into the bed. Though youโ€™re used to sleeping with Jeonghan, thereโ€™s still a new air to this. You donโ€™t think youโ€™ve ever seen Jeonghan so eager to fuck you, but you canโ€™t say youโ€™re complaining at all.ย 
Your lips slide together, deepening the kiss, as Jeonghanโ€™s hand ghosts your waist. You can feel his tongue swipe against your lips right as he starts to push his hand up under your shirt. You gasp when you feel his hand grope your tits and Jeonghan takes that moment to slip his tongue into your mouth.
You whimper as you feel his hand slide under your bra as well, his fingers playing with your nipples. His tongue explores the inside of your mouth and you suck on it slightly before pulling away all together. As you take a moment to catch your breath, Jeonghan moves down to suck at your neck.
โ€œF-fuck, Hannie,โ€ you whine.
โ€œSo pretty, darling,โ€ Jeonghan mutters.
You push Jeonghan off of you slightly, so you can remove both your shirt and bra. With your chest now bare, Jeonghan takes the liberty of wrapping his lips around your nipple. He flicks the bud with his tongue, while his hand shows the other one some love. Your body arches up into his touch as you feel your cunt clench down around nothing, desperate to have him inside of you.
Jeonghan must realize this as well, and he pops his mouth off of you. โ€œWant me to touch you, pretty girl?โ€
โ€œPlease,โ€ you beg. You wiggle your hips a bit and Jeonghan chuckles as he hooks his fingers into your waistband and slides both your pajama pants and underwear off in one go. Like heโ€™s on autopilot, Jeonghan reaches down and starts to rub at your clit with two fingers.ย 
โ€œFuck, youโ€™re so wet already. Do you want my fingers or my mouth?โ€
โ€œD-donโ€™t care,โ€ you mutter, already enjoying the pleasure of his fingers pressed against you. โ€œPick one. Both. Whatever. Just please, donโ€™t stop touching me.โ€
You gasp a bit when Jeonghan pushes your legs apart even further, allowing himself to slip in between them. He leans down and starts to kiss your thighs, leaving small nips every once in a while. When itโ€™s clear youโ€™re too impatient for this, Jeonghan closes the gap between his mouth and your pussy, pressing a kiss to your entrance. From there, it only gets messier as Jeonghan darts his tongue out to lap at your arousal. He licks a thick strip along your slit, stopping at your clit so he can wrap his lips around it. You moan as you feel him suck on the bud.
His hands are holding on tight to your thighs, keeping them apart. His tongue swirls around your clit and you buck your hips up as your hands fly to grip onto the sheets. Youโ€™re sure you look pathetic, but you donโ€™t care if it means you can get head this good.
His mouth switches between sucking your clit and licking at your entrance. Youโ€™re dripping slick now, even as Jeonghan licks it up. He buries his face between your thighs deeper, and youโ€™re sure his face is a mess now. He drags his teeth against your sensitive clit and you whine loudly.
Jeonghan seems to be happy with his affect on you and he finally gives attention to how empty you feel. His finger rubs your slit for a second before he pushes it inside of you. Youโ€™re completely drenched and his finger glides in with ease, allowing him to slide a second one in not long after.ย 
His mouth is still working at your clit as he fucks a third finger into you. He thrusts them deeper each time, curling them back to hit the soft spot of your walls. It pays off to have someone know your body so well, and you can already feel your brain going fuzzy as Jeonghan knows all the right places to hit.
Your abs tighten as you can feel yourself approaching your orgasm. Your thighs clamp down around Jeonghanโ€™s head as a warning, and then youโ€™re shaking as you reach your high. You moan freely, your hands grasping at the sheets, as Jeonghan continues to work you through it.
When your body has calmed down, you sink into the bed, allowing yourself to rest for a moment. Jeonghan has finally come up for air, his whole face shiny with your arousal. You grab him a tissue and he wipes off his mouth and fingers.
โ€œYouโ€™re turn,โ€ you whisper as you push Jeonghan down onto the bed. Heโ€™s still completely dressed you and push his shirt up to kiss down his stomach before pulling down his pants and underwear like he did to you.ย 
His cock springs free, fully hard and leaking. You slot yourself between his legs and waist no time taking the tip in between your lips. You suck gently before working your way down his length. After doing this many times, youโ€™ve had practice taking him, and you can completely get his whole cock down your throat.
Though Jeonghan isnโ€™t very blessed in the girth department, his cock is the longest youโ€™ve ever been with, being able to reach deep inside you and down your throat. You bob your head up and down, letting his tip hit the back of your throat, before you pop off his cock, wrapping your lips around the shaft as your hand fondles his balls.
Your tongue darts out so you can run it against his cock, swirling it around the rim of his tip. You can hear the stuttered breathing of Jeonghan above you, as you back to sucking at the head of his cock. His pre-cum coats your tongue, and you have to admit, the salty taste brings you joy.
โ€œG-gonna cum,โ€ Jeonghan mumbles before heโ€™s spilling his load right into your mouth. You do your best to catch it all, but some still slips out and drips down your chin, which you think makes Jeonghan cum even harder. โ€œFuck, your mouth is so good.โ€
You pull your mouth off of Jeonghan, swallowing the rest of the cum in your mouth, and Jeonghan groans. You crawl back up to Jeonghanโ€™s face, kissing him. If the fact you just had his dick in your mouth bothers Jeonghan, he doesnโ€™t show it.
โ€œNeed you in me, Hannie,โ€ you tell him.
โ€œOkay baby,โ€ Jeonghan responds. He flips you over, so youโ€™re laying on your back. He removes his shirt, so youโ€™re both completely naked, before leaning down to kiss you again.
Youโ€™re not sure how his cock is still hard, despite just cumming, but you canโ€™t complain when you feel him rubbing his tip against your slit. His kiss deepens as he pushes inside of you, your walls clenching down to mold against his cock.
You try to relax, but he feels so good sliding into you. After a moment heโ€™s fully inside of you, his tip pressed snug up against your cervix. Jeonghan slowly slides out of you before slamming back in. Your pussy is soaking wet and youโ€™re sure Jeonghanโ€™s cock is drenched, if the wet squelch was any indicator.
Jeonghan starts to slowly thrust in and out of you, building up his pace as he goes. Your thighs hug his hips as you wrap your legs around him and your fingers dig into his back. You can feel his mouth suck at your collarbone as he slams into you harder.
His cock reaches deep in you, the drag of his cock against your walls causing your brain to go even more incoherent. All you can think about is Jeonghan and his body against yours and his cock fucking you so good. Thereโ€™s a reason youโ€™ve let him hit with no strings attached for so long, itโ€™s just even better now that you can fully call him yours.
โ€œYou feel so good around me,โ€ Jeonghan mumbles into your neck. โ€œPerfect fucking pussy.โ€
โ€œLove your cock,โ€ you mumble back. โ€œSo deep inside.โ€
โ€œFuck, need you to ride me.โ€
You and Jeonghan take a moment to reposition and then youโ€™re bouncing in his lap. Your grip onto his shoulders tight for leverage as you fuck yourself on his cock. His cock hits as a new angle in this position and all you can do is moan like a bitch in heat.ย 
Jeonghan reaches down and grabs onto your ass, guiding you up and down his cock as he squeezes the flesh. Your tits are bouncing wildly in Jeonghanโ€™s face and he leans forward, sucking one into his mouth. You throw your head back as your eyes flutter close, lost in your pleasure.ย 
Your thighs get tired at some point and you start to just grind against him, his cock curving up into you at just the right angle. Jeonghan can sense your neglected clit and he reaches down to start rubbing circles into it. Your cunt clenches down, and both you and Jeonghan can tell youโ€™re about to cum soon.
โ€œNeed your cum, Hannie,โ€ you tell him, your words slurring together. โ€œFill me up.โ€
โ€œAnything for you, darling,โ€ Jeonghan says, half delirious himself.
It only takes one final jerk of your clit to have you trembling around him. Your pussy walls fluttering against his cock as you fall forward against Jeonghan, your body twitching as you cum. You can feel Jeonghanโ€™s cock throbbing inside of you as he cums as well, filling you full of his seed.
You both lay like that for a while, with Jeonghan still inside of you as you exchange soft kisses. When itโ€™s clear you need to get up, you slowly lift yourself off of Jeonghanโ€™s cock, and you can feel his cum slide out of you.ย 
โ€œFuck, we need to wash my sheets,โ€ you mumble.
โ€œOkay, but letโ€™s cuddle for just a bit longer.โ€ And well, you canโ€™t say no to that.
โ€œOh, we hate to see you two go,โ€ you mom says as Jeonghan finishes putting your things into your car. โ€œVisit soon, okay? And bring Jeonghan as well.โ€
โ€œYes Mom, I will.โ€ You lean in to hug her.
โ€œThank you for allowing me to stay with you guys over break,โ€ Jeonghan tells your mom and she pulls him into a hug as well.
โ€œThank you for being such a good guest. And for being such a good boyfriend to our Pumpkin. Visit soon, okay sweetheart?โ€
โ€œOf course.โ€ Jeonghan smiles at your mom.
โ€œBye-bye!โ€ Your little brother says as he hugs your leg. You reach down and pick him up so you and Jeonghan can hug him in between you two. You press a kiss to his cheek.
โ€œBye, buddy. Iโ€™ll see you soon, okay?โ€
โ€œSeen you soon!โ€ You let him down and he runs off.
โ€œText me as soon as you get to your apartment.โ€
โ€œI will. Okay, we really have to go.โ€
โ€œI love you,โ€ your mom says as she kisses your cheek.
โ€œI love you too.โ€ย 
โ€œOkay bye Pumpkin, bye Jeonghan.โ€ You both wave before climbing into the car.
As you take off you reach over and grab Jeonghanโ€™s hand.ย 
โ€œWell it seems this was a successful trip,โ€ Jeonghan says.
โ€œVery,โ€ you agree.
You not only got a boyfriend, but now you donโ€™t ever have to tell your mom you lied to her to get on birth control. Itโ€™s really a win-win situation in your eyes.
You glance over at Jeonghan to see him already staring back at you. Yeah, it truly is a win.
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List of โ€œmix of random dialogue and non-dialogue, smut and non-smutโ€ prompts
โ€œIโ€™m a mess because of you.โ€ โ€œYouโ€™re my mess.โ€ โ€œIโ€™mโ€ฆ Iโ€™m your mess.โ€ (FUCKING HELLO BITCH DO NOT- WLKFNFKLN Iโ€™ll get on my knees for you, my loveโ€”)
โ€œThatโ€™s my baby girl/baby boy.โ€ (Can he justโ€” HEWOQKNFWKELNF)ย 
โ€œYou look so hot like that.โ€
โ€œGod, you turn me on so much.โ€
โ€œFuck, Iโ€™m gonna comeโ€”โ€ Character B whimpers, hips bucking into Character Aโ€™s. โ€œMm, yeah? Then come for me,โ€ Character A murmurs, stroking their fingers through Character Bโ€™s hair. (The noises he made as he came undone were SO FUCKING HOT BYE. those WHIMPERS?? FUCKING DELICIOUSSSSS LET ME HEAR MORE OF THEM, I BEG- ALSO WHO KNEW I HAD IT IN ME TO SAY THAT TO SOMEONE LMFAO, โ€œthen come for meโ€ WQBHRELWJKNEWF BITCH. GET OUTTT-)
Those sweet little noises Character B tries so hard to suppress but is unable to as they come undone.
โ€œIโ€™m such a fucking wreck right nowโ€ฆโ€
โ€œImagine how good Iโ€™d feel inside of you.โ€ (FUCKIFKSKSKKSKSKS WHEN HE SAID THAT AND I WAS LIKE LKENFKLEWNF-)
โ€œI love you so much,โ€ Character B murmurs, hugging Character A closer to them. (๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน HE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE SAID ITTT ๐Ÿ˜ญ Heโ€™s said it over text before but now itโ€™s in person and Iโ€™m actually gonna WEEP EWKLNFWEEFN)
โ€œI love you for you, and Iโ€™m going to continue to love you. Iโ€™ll always love and support you no matter what,โ€ Character B reassures after Character A spills out their anxieties and worries to them about a situation theyโ€™ve been so, so scared to tell them about; scared of how Character B would react. (โ€ฆIโ€™m just going to say I love this man so much.)ย 
โ€œWhen I first met you, I didnโ€™t know you were like this,โ€ Character A murmurs, slowly grinding their hips down against Character Bโ€™s. Character B grins up at them, hands wrapped around their thighs, squeezing gently. โ€œYeah, and I didnโ€™t know I was like this, either. And I thought you were shy when I first met you... Now look at you, huh?โ€ย 
Character A not knowing how sensitive their breasts are until Character B pays full attention to them with their mouth. (โ€ฆI WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT FUCK YESโ€”)ย 
Character A tearing up as they try to be vulnerable with Character B, and Character B reassuring them by telling them they can take their time and itโ€™s okay if they canโ€™t say it right now; that they can say it when theyโ€™re ready.ย 
โ€œI donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever been so enamoured by someone,โ€ Character A murmurs, caressing Character Bโ€™s face. (Iโ€™M A POETIC SIMP, WHAT CAN I SAYโ€”)ย 
โ€œFuck, why are youโ€” Mmhโ€” why are you doing this to me?โ€
โ€œWe can take things as slow as you want. I want you to be comfortable, and as long as youโ€™re happy, then Iโ€™m happy.โ€ย  (PLEASE WJDJJS IM CRYING AHH, howโ€™d I get someone so sweet sjkdms)
โ€œWe can rent a hotel somewhereโ€ฆ You can be as loud as you want then, hm?โ€ (HEโ€™S JUST FUCKING OUT HERE, YOUR HONOUR!!)ย 
โ€œFuck me,โ€ Character A whimpers as Character Bโ€™s hips picks up with speed. โ€œI could if you wanted me to,โ€ Character B grunts.ย (SIR- FUCK OFF ISTFGGG)
Character B placing their hand on Character Aโ€™s thigh while theyโ€™re sitting down.
Character B wrapping their arm around Character Aโ€™s shoulders and pulling them closer to them, letting Character A rest their head on their shoulder.
Character B leaning in for a kiss and Character A shyly leaning in to give them a quick peck on the lips.ย 
โ€œWhatever I do, Iโ€™ll always be adorable to you, wonโ€™t I? Even if I do the most heinous shit known to mankindโ€”โ€ โ€œYes. Yes, youโ€™ll always be adorable to me.โ€ย 
โ€œYou sure you donโ€™t wanna close the blinds? People outside could see usโ€ฆโ€ โ€œTrust me, they wonโ€™t.โ€ (this FUCKING GUY, but I guess he wasnโ€™t wrong after I took a closer look at the blindsโ€”)ย 
โ€œYouโ€™re enjoying yourself up there, arenโ€™t you?โ€ Character B teases, watching through hooded lids as Character A rides them while clothed. โ€œDoes it look like I am?โ€ Character A questions, breathless.ย 
โ€œYou justโ€ฆ You make me happy.โ€ (YOU DO TOO, MY LOVE <333)ย 
โ€œYouโ€™ve always been so caring and supportive of me so I donโ€™t know why I doubted youโ€ฆ Iโ€™m sorry.โ€ย 
Character A being ticklish on their neck whenever Character B plants soft feather like kisses there, so Character B plants even more soft kisses there, turning Character A into a giggling mess.ย 
Kisses on the eyelids. (The softest shit EVER)
โ€œDidnโ€™t realise your objective was to get into my pants all this time,โ€ Character B teases, and Character A rolls their eyes, a breathless laugh leaving them. โ€œYou know thatโ€™s not true. I think youโ€™re the one who has the objective of getting into my pants,โ€ Character A throws back. Character B shakes their head with a chuckle. โ€œThatโ€™s not true.โ€
โ€œHow are we gonna manage being away from each other for a whole month?โ€ Character A murmurs softly. โ€œMmmh, weโ€™ll somehow manage,โ€ Character B reassures, stroking their fingers through Character Aโ€™s hair.
โ€œHow are you going to manage without this for a whole month?โ€ Character B questions as Character A grinds down on them. โ€œI donโ€™t think I fucking will is the thing,โ€ Character A admits, unabashedly.
Character B moving Character Aโ€™s hair out of their face to plant gentle kisses on their face.
Character B laying their head on Character Aโ€™s stomach and Character A fondly saying to them, โ€œYouโ€™re such a baby,โ€ while carding their fingers through their hair.
Character B snuggling up next to Character A, post-orgasm. (SIRRRR- PEHFLKEWNELKWNF)ย 
Character A moaning Character Bโ€™s name and Character B losing their self-restraint over it. (Maybe I did it on purpose to turn him onโ€”) ย 
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the chase
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summary: Lando hates the chase but you love it.
pairing: lando norris x fem!reader
warnings: brief (none at all) mentions of alcohol
notes: another lando fic, Iโ€™ll be working on the next part of my sarge series (it will be a small filler part)
LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO
Lando was used to being sought after- not having to chase after the person he wanted.
He was like that until he met you- a mutual friend of Pietraโ€™s, and he was down bad.
He didnโ€™t realize this until he was quite literally following you like a puppy dog around a club he was asked to be the DJ at for the night.
Lando approaches you again, trying to avoid bumping into anyone as he tries to cross the crowded dance floor.
He notices you immediately though, and his eyes seem to light up with excitement. He walks over to you and smiles brightly.
"Y/n! Hi!" He shouts over the loud music.
โ€œOh! Hey! Hi Lando!โ€ You say with a smile, moving over towards him with your choice of drink in hand. โ€œSorry I wondered off before!โ€
Lando laughs, shaking his head.
"Nah, that's alright - it's a mad club after all. Can't expect us not to get separated in it."
He leans in a bit closer, leaning over the dance floor to get close enough to hear you properly.
"But I'm glad I found you again, you look really great," He says, giving you a quick wink.
โ€œThanks!โ€ You say with a smile, moving just a bit closer to him you reach up and rest your hand on his bicep.
โ€œActuallyโ€ฆI saw one of my friends earlier, Iโ€™m gonna go try and find her!โ€ You say giving him a small smirk as you squeeze his bicep and walk away.
Lando laughs slightly as you squeeze his bicep, giving him a little shiver of excitement.
He can't help but watch you, admiring the sight of you as you walk away.
Lando shakes his head after a moment, trying to clear his mind, and continues to move through the crowd, back to the DJ booth.
Throughout the next hour you and Lando are continuously making eye contact with shy smiles.
Lando tries to keep the eye contact for as long as possible - he finds the small smile you're giving him cute.
There's not much he can do from the DJ booth, so he just continues to look at you occasionally, watching you as you dance and have fun with your friends.
At some point Lando had snuck down to find you, which you werenโ€™t aware since you were on the dance floor.
You felt a hand grab your wrist and pull you towards them, โ€œHey..! Oh Lando..โ€
"Hey, did you...miss me?" Lando asks you with a grin, his eyes shining brightly in the low lighting.
He takes your hand in his and smiles, pulling you closer to his chest, where he can better hear your voice over the beat of the music.
โ€œI think you missed me if anything..โ€ You reply with a smile.
"Hmm, maybe I did..." Lando laughs, looking around the crowded room. "Let's get out of here, shall we? Somewhere quieter so we can actually talk?"
โ€œI donโ€™t know..I actually quite fancy this atmosphere..โ€ You say with a smirk pulling away from Lando.
Lando rolls his eyes, smiling, and pulls you back towards him.
"What, you wanna spend the rest of the night on this dance floor? Because I promise, there's a better place to spend it."
โ€œYeah? And where would that be?โ€ You say smiling at Lando.
"How about - my apartment?" Lando suggests cheekily, leaning forward slightly as he stares down at you.
"Think you'd enjoy that?"
โ€œNo..I donโ€™t think I wouldโ€ You respond with a smirk.
Lando laughs, a sly smile stretching across his face as he keeps his eyes on you.
"Sure about that?" He asks, getting a little closer; you can feel his breath on your neck.
โ€œYeah..Iโ€™m sureโ€ You say softly, smirking up at him.
"Hmm, is that so?" Lando whispers, trailing his fingers up and down your arms, sending shivers throughout your body.
He steps closer to you so that he can hear you a little better, keeping his voice low.
"You sure you arenโ€™t a little tempted?"
โ€œYes Im sure Lando..โ€ You say with a giggle.
Lando laughs once again, clearly amused by your attempt at rejecting him. But he doesn't let this stop him from continuing to get closer to you.
"Reallyyy?" He asks teasingly, sliding his hands down your arms until they reach your waist.
โ€œYes really..โ€ You respond with a smile, but think time you donโ€™t pull away from him.
Lando laughs again at your response, keeping hold of your waist with one hand as he leans into you. His breath is warm against your neck as he speaks quietly.
"I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure you might have a little bit of interest in me after all."
โ€œMaybe just a tiny bitโ€ฆโ€ You whisper out with a smile, eyes twinkling as you look at him.
Lando laughs as you admit to having a tiny bit of interest in him, before leaning even closer to you. His breath tickles against your skin, sending shivers down your body.
"I bet it's a lot more than 'just a tiny bit'..." He whispers in your ear, his voice low and husky.
โ€œBut why would I admit that..?โ€ You say with a smile, wrapping your arms around his neck.
Lando laughs quietly, his body pressing against yours as he wraps his arms tightly around you, one hand resting on your hip; the other is resting underneath your chin, holding your face so he can look into your eyes.
"Because...I think you want me to know."
โ€œMaybe..โ€ You say, eyes shifting from his down to his lips.
Lando smiles at that, looking at your lips as he begins to lean forward towards them.
But before your lips could meet you press your finger to his lips, stopping him.
โ€œAt least take me out first Norrisโ€ You say with a grin.
Lando laughs at your response, his mouth curling up into a smug grin.
"Alright... you got me Y/n." He replies, leaning back and letting go of you, looking at you with an amused expression.
"So... when do you want me to take you out?"
โ€œTomorrow sounds good..โ€ You say with a smile.
Lando nods, his eyes brightening with excitement at the thought of taking you out.
"Tomorrow it is... I'll pick you up at 7:30?" He asks looking at you.
โ€œSounds perfectโ€
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p. fratboy!mark x fem bodied reader | warnings: soft sex, unprotected sex, not really frat boy but they are in college | words: 0.5k ~ (553) ๐Ÿฏใ†โ‚ŠโŠน
request: can u please do a frat mark smut w like him and the reader at a frat party and at the beginning their all cute and they go back home and mark is js really nice and soft. I feel like frat boy mark would be so sweet. Also first time asking i loveee your work๐Ÿ’—
authors note. i hope this satisfies you , and thank you for reading my works ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
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โ€œthis is your 3rd soda tonight, if you want to have a different type of buzz tonight we have alcohol.โ€ Mark stood in front of you. โ€œi-i donโ€™t like alcohol, I hope you donโ€™t mind.โ€ You knew who he was; of course you did, he was mark lee, the head of the dream frat houseโ€” and probably the only boy youโ€™ve ever had serious crush on since you started college.
โ€œitโ€™s fine, they arenโ€™t mine anyway, so drink away, haechan wouldnโ€™t mind a cutie like you drinking all his soda.โ€ He smirked taking a drink from his cup watching you smile to yourself. โ€œI know you.โ€ He said, your eyes widened. โ€œI see you all the time staring at me.โ€ He laughed watching your eyes widened. โ€œdonโ€™t worry, itโ€™s cute, I donโ€™t mind.โ€
He was nicer than the stereotypical frat boy, but he was a frat boy nonetheless, so it was no surprise when you felt your back against the counter of the kitchen, mark hovering over you, his hands on your waist. โ€œso shy, so cute.โ€ He whispered against your skin. โ€œme-me, no.โ€
โ€œof course you are.โ€ He said. โ€œyou arenโ€™t the only one who can look, Iโ€™ve been watching you for sometime, and I really wanted to get to know you.โ€ He kissed your cheek softly. โ€œletโ€™s go somewhere private yeah?โ€
Thatโ€™s how you found yourself locked into marks room; his door locked, the music from the party playing as he kissed along your neck, his hand up your shirt. โ€œyou sure you want this?โ€ he pulled away. โ€œI have no problem just chilling up here with you.โ€
You desperately pulled him into another kiss, gripping his shirt. He smiled against your lips, as you lifted his shirt. โ€œslow down.โ€ He sighed. โ€œlet me do it.โ€ He stood on his knees, lifting his shirt up, throwing it to the side. โ€œthere you go, now itโ€™s your turn.โ€
Eventually you both were undressed, his cock bobbing against his stomach. โ€œI wonโ€™t hurt you I promise.โ€ He held the base of his cock, his tip dripping with pre-cum. โ€œi-i trust you.โ€ He held your legs open as he slowly pushed himself inside of you. โ€œma-mark.โ€ You moaned. โ€œfu-fuck youโ€™re so tight.โ€
he pulled out, rubbing tight circles on your clit as he pushed back inside of your cunt, both of you moaning as he began to pick you his pace. โ€œso fucking cute -shit- you look so cute taking my cock like that, you feel good baby?โ€ you nodded. โ€œso good.โ€
โ€œma-mark.โ€ You whined. โ€œplease go faster.โ€ You gasped as he picked up the pace. โ€œfuck , mark im gonna cum.โ€ He grunted. โ€œme-me too, cum for me.โ€ Your legs shook slightly as you came. โ€œfuck, youโ€™re tightening up around me.โ€ He felt his cock twitching. โ€œshit im cumming!โ€ he cursed, quickly pulling out, cumming all over your puffy cunt. โ€œfuck.โ€ he tapped on your clit a few times with his tip. โ€œfuck you did so good.โ€ His cock softening. โ€œso fucking good.โ€
โ€œwe can just stay in here.โ€ He helped you get dressed. โ€œwe donโ€™t have to go back out and party.โ€ He laid down next to you. โ€œwe donโ€™t have to.โ€ You said, he shook his head. โ€œI donโ€™t really want to.โ€ He smiled.
โ€œI want to stay here with you.โ€
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safety net
jack hughes x fem! reader
warnings?: cursing, semi slow burn, a kiss, angst and some fluff ofc
positions masterlist!
~trippinโ€™ fallinโ€™ with no safety net~
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you made your way into the bar, as it was your first weekend living in jersey. you walk in and head straight to the counter, asking for a drink that was sweet and didnโ€™t taste too strongly of alcohol.
โ€œhey stranger.โ€ a voice says to your right and you turn your head.
โ€œdawson?โ€ you say, your eyes widening.
โ€œhey y/n.โ€ he says opening his arms for you to hug him, which you gladly accept.
โ€œhow have you been? oh my gosh itโ€™s been what like 3 years.โ€ you say smiling at your old school friend.
โ€œiโ€™ve been good, playing hockey here is fucking awesome.โ€ he says.
โ€œyes! thatโ€™s right you play for the devils, how could i forget you getting drafted!โ€ the two of you laugh.
โ€œwell howโ€™s your boyfriend? havenโ€™t seen him in a few years either.โ€ he asks curiously.
โ€œfunny you should ask, i broke up with him and thatโ€™s why i moved here.โ€
โ€œwait really? why? you donโ€™t have to explain if youโ€™re not comfortable.โ€ the brunette boy asks leaning on the counter.
โ€œwell things were so great when we started dating our senior year but within the last year he became a real fucking asshole, so i broke it off and moved away so he couldnโ€™t try to find me and sucker me into being with him again.โ€ you explain, leaving out any details you werenโ€™t ready to share.
โ€œwell shit, iโ€™m sorry y/n. i bet that hurt a lot.โ€
โ€œit did but iโ€™m over it, ready to find someone else.โ€ you say and you practically see the light bulb turn on over his head.
โ€œi think i have someone i want you to meet.โ€ he smirks. you grab your drink and follow close behind him, holding onto his arm.
โ€œhey jack!โ€ dawson says to a brunette boy with bright blue eyes.
โ€œwhatโ€™s up daws, whoโ€™s this?โ€ he says looking at you. you release dawsonโ€™s arm and give him a smile.
โ€œjack this is y/n, y/n this is jack.โ€ he says looking between you two.
โ€œnice to meet you, jack.โ€ you say.
โ€œyeah, you too.โ€ he smiles, causing a blush to burn in your cheeks.
โ€œi have to go to the bathroom, you two have fun. donโ€™t get too drunk.โ€ he says giggling and walking off to the bathroom.
โ€œso y/n, what brings you to jersey?โ€ he asks.
โ€œjust needed a change of scenery from my hometown. dawson and i went to highschool together.โ€ you tell him.
โ€œoh wow, small world. are you still new to living here or?โ€
โ€œyeah this is only my first weekend but iโ€™m glad im already meeting people, it was getting pretty lonely.โ€ you laugh.
โ€œwell now that youโ€™ve reconnected with dawson, you have a whole new group of people to hang out with.โ€
โ€œoh are you guys like on the same team?โ€ you ask.
โ€œyeah we are, my brothers around here somewhere. probably tongue deep in some random girl.โ€ he laughs.
โ€œis he older or younger?โ€
โ€œyounger.โ€ he says taking a sip of his drink.
โ€œoh nice.โ€ you smile doing the same.
โ€œcan i get your number?โ€ he asks.
โ€œyeah of course.โ€ you say as he hands you his phone.
โ€œwhat have i missed?โ€ a tall, curly haired boy asks.
โ€œah yes, y/n, this is my brother luke.โ€
โ€œnice to meet you.โ€ you say.
โ€œnice to meet you too.โ€ he replies.
โ€œso where were you?โ€ jack asks as i hand him his phone back.
โ€œi was talking to john but i didnโ€™t wanna ruin his game so i came back.โ€ he laughs.
โ€œjohnny getting some ladies?โ€
โ€œhe sure was.โ€ luke laughs, taking a sip of his beer.
โ€œi see youโ€™ve met the other one.โ€ dawson says returning from the bathroom.
โ€œyes i have.โ€ i laugh at him. you spent the next 2 hours with the boys, enjoying their presence and the fact that youโ€™d made some friends in your new town.
โ€œwell i think im gonna call it a night.โ€ you say taking the final sip of your drink.
โ€œlet me walk you?โ€ jack asks.
โ€œyeah sure.โ€ you accept and the two of you make your way out of the bar.
โ€œdid you walk here or drive?โ€ he asks stopping once you made it outside.
โ€œoh i walked, i live like two blocks away.โ€
โ€œokay cool, show me the way.โ€ he says.
โ€œjack you donโ€™t have to.โ€
โ€œiโ€™m not letting you walk back to your apartment by yourself at midnight in a big city y/n.โ€ he says firmly.
โ€œoh, thank you.โ€ you blush and begin your walk to your apartment. the walk was filled with small talk and laughter, the chemistry between you two growing more and more with seemingly every step.
โ€œwell this is my place.โ€ you say arriving at your door.
โ€œalright, have a good night y/n. iโ€™ll text you.โ€ he says as you pull him in for a side hug.
โ€œgoodnight jack.โ€ you say shutting the door behind you. itโ€™s been 5 days and you already have a crush on someone you just met. it felt almost wrong. you had broken up with your boyfriend just two weeks ago. you couldnโ€™t allow yourself to move on too quickly. your phone buzzed in your back pocket and you see that dawson had texted you.
dawson: glad you made it back safe!
y/n: thank you! except really you can thank jack
dawson: hahaha well i guess so๐Ÿ™„ have a good night y/n
y/n: you too, see you again soon?
dawson: yes for sure, season starts in like a month and a half iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll get sick of seeing me
y/n: doubt it
dawson: only bc ill bring jack
y/n: bitch
dawson: iโ€™m messing with you lmaooooo goodnight y/n
y/n: goodnight daws๐Ÿ˜ญ
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you woke up the next morning to a text from jack saying good morning, to which you replied with a simple, good morning. texting a new guy felt so wrong. you didnโ€™t know what to do about it but you couldnโ€™t ghost him so you figure you should just keep chatting and see what happens.
โ€œlunch?โ€ you say reading his next text. the boy asked you to lunch, to which you hesitantly agreed to join him. you made yourself a small breakfast to tide you until lunch. you sat on the couch watching tv, growing more nervous by the second. he didnโ€™t ask you on a date, just lunch. maybe he just wants to be friends? after you ate, you put on a casual outfit and added a natural touch to your makeup. he texted the address and you left your apartment, hoping to arrive after him. once you arrive at the, what appears to be, small coffee shop, youโ€™re greeted by jack smiling at the counter.
โ€œsorry iโ€™m a little late.โ€ you laugh nervously.
โ€œno donโ€™t worry, i was just about to order. what do you want?โ€
โ€œoh jack you donโ€™t have to pay i canโ€™t wait in line.โ€ you say.
โ€œnow what kind of man would i be to let a pretty girl like you wait in line and pay for her own food?โ€ he says boldly, a blush creeping up on your cheeks.
โ€œan iced vanilla latte and a buttered croissant is good then.โ€ you simply reply, finding a seat at a table by a large window. he meets you soon after, with a table number in his hand.
โ€œyou ever been here before?โ€ he asks, noticing you staring out the window.
โ€œi havenโ€™t, i didnโ€™t even know it was here until you told me about it.โ€ you say redirecting your attention to the boy who already had his eyes on you.
โ€œi come here sometimes, itโ€™s like my special little spot for special occasions.โ€ he smiles leaning back in his chair.
โ€œwhatโ€™s so special about this occasion?โ€ you question, wanting real answers.
โ€œitโ€™s our first date.โ€ he smirks causing your face to burn bright red.
โ€œwell i guess it is isnโ€™t it.โ€ you laugh.
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once you arrive back at your apartment, you throw your purse to the side and kick off your shoes.
โ€œwhat have i done? what do i do? oh fuck me, i canโ€™t do this.โ€ you say, that piece of your heart never healing from your past relationship. you couldnโ€™t let go of the mistrust you felt. you never wanted to make the same mistake again, so you called dawson.
โ€œhello?โ€ you speak when he picks up.
โ€œhey y/n, whatโ€™s up?โ€
โ€œcan you come over, i need advice.โ€
โ€œyeah of course, send me your address and iโ€™ll be there.โ€
โ€œthank you so much, bye daws.โ€ you say hanging up and sending him your address. you sat on your couch almost in a panic. you told yourself over and over to not do this again, especially this soon. a short 10 minutes later, you hear a knock on your door and you open it to see dawson standing there in his sweats.
โ€œdid i wake you from a nap?โ€ you laugh.
โ€œyes actually you did, but itโ€™s okay, whatโ€™s up?โ€ he says stepping in and shutting the door behind him.
โ€œjack is whatโ€™s up.โ€
โ€œoh?โ€ he says plopping down on my couch.
โ€œso we went out to lunch, he called it our first date.โ€ you say.
โ€œokay whatโ€™s the problem with that?โ€ he says.
โ€œyouโ€™re not understanding, my ex and i broke up what 3 weeks ago? i canโ€™t move on, how do i know i can trust him?โ€
โ€œy/n, jacks a nice guy, i wouldnโ€™t have introduced you two if i thought otherwise.โ€
โ€œi just think itโ€™s too soon dawson.โ€
โ€œrelax, calm down, chill out.โ€ he says standing up and placing his hands on your biceps.
โ€œhow am i supposed to be calm?โ€
โ€œy/n, no one is rushing you into a relationship. you are not committed to the guy, you went on ONE date. you arenโ€™t married to him, just relax. i know itโ€™s hard, i donโ€™t know all the details of your break up but obviously you let your mistrust cloud your vision of good people. i wouldnโ€™t let you go down a dark rabbit hole, and you know that.โ€ he says calming your nerves. dawson always had a way of getting to you and calming you down when necessary, even though it had been years since you last saw the boy.
โ€œokay youโ€™re right.โ€ you say sighing.
โ€œand you donโ€™t have to worry, heโ€™s leaving to go to michigan for a couple days tomorrow, so you can spend time away from him and just texting, so you can get to know him better without it being to serious for you.โ€ he adds.
โ€œperfect.โ€ you laugh.
โ€œnow why donโ€™t we chill out and watch a movie, youโ€™re clearly stressed and i want you to clear your mind.โ€ he states, grabbing the remote and switching on the tv. after a couple hours, dawson heads home, leaving you alone with nothing but your phone.
jack: hey iโ€™m headed to michigan tmrw morning, hang when im back?
y/n: yes for sure!
jack: ok awesome, see you then
y/n: *loved a message*
you sat with your thoughts. you were terrified of the possibilities with jack, you couldnโ€™t help it. itโ€™s like your brain had been hardwired to push him away, but you fought the urge harder than anyone could ever know.
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it had been about two weeks and jack returned from his trip a few days ago. the two of you have been texting nonstop. you learned the silly facts about each other and his personality shined through even on text. he was beginning to give you that glimpse of hope that you thought youโ€™d lost for good.
โ€œi just donโ€™t know.โ€ you spoke to dawson through the phone.
โ€œheโ€™s never texted a girl this long, he obviously likes you.โ€
โ€œwell you never know.โ€
โ€œhe has had women throw themselves at him and heโ€™s rejected all of them. donโ€™t you see it.โ€
โ€œi do but i just donโ€™t know if itโ€™s the best idea.โ€
โ€œy/n, just give it another go. go on another date with him. you wonโ€™t regret it, you and i both know that as much as you donโ€™t want to admit that your crush is more than just a silly little crush.โ€
โ€œgod, daws you always know how to pick my brain what is wrong with you?โ€ you laugh.
โ€œum nothing, im just correct.โ€ he scoffs.
โ€œokay whatever, ill call him tonight okay?โ€ you reply hoping itโ€™ll shut him up.
โ€œiโ€™m holding you to it, so you better.โ€
โ€œwhatever mercer.โ€
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โ€œhello?โ€ you hear a muffled jack on the other end of the line.
โ€œhey jack, i was wondering if maybe youโ€™d wanna go out again some time? i had a great time with you.โ€
โ€œyeah absolutely!โ€
โ€œdoes tomorrow work?โ€ you ask, holding your breath.
โ€œyeah i donโ€™t have any plans. ill come pick you up at 1?โ€
โ€œperfect.โ€ you smile to yourself.
โ€œiโ€™ll see you tomorrow y/n.โ€
โ€œbye jack.โ€ you say hanging up the phone, wanting to scream with excitement. you had no clue how this could feel the way it does so soon after your breakup.
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2 months later
โ€œhey,โ€ jack says shaking you awake.
โ€œhuh.โ€ you groan opening your eyes.
โ€œi have a skate to go to, ill be back okay?โ€ he says, you fully processing your surroundings.
โ€œoh, yeah okay. have fun.โ€ you smile as he leans down to kiss you on the cheek. youโ€™d stayed the night at his house just like you have for a few nights every week since your second date though you never established a label for your relationship, just placing the boyfriend name tag on him when youโ€™re out by yourself, too afraid to use it around him. the idea of him leaving you to skate sucked, and you shoved down these feelings so they wouldnโ€™t get in the way of anything. you never wanted him to leave your sight. you hated that youโ€™d grown so attached. you pulled out your phone to call dawson, always filling him in with updates.
โ€œhey miss hughes, what you up to?โ€ he asks picking up.
โ€œdawson stop,โ€ you laugh, โ€œi just woke up, jack just left for optional skate.โ€
โ€œoh thatโ€™s funny iโ€™m on my way there now.โ€
โ€œiโ€™m sure heโ€™ll ive you all the details.โ€
โ€œyeah he always does but youโ€™re gonna tell me whatโ€™s going on in that little brain of yours first.โ€
โ€œi hate when he leaves dude. i hate it. i feel like i have no right to be this attached. being around him makes me so fucking happy, itโ€™s like all my problems disappear when heโ€™s around. but i need to face it, he probably doesnโ€™t even want me.โ€
โ€œyouโ€™re lying but go on.โ€
โ€œlying about what?โ€
โ€œyou really think he ever keeps girls around this long if he doesnโ€™t wanna be with them? be for real with yourself y/n.โ€ he says plainly.
โ€œokay well, point is, iโ€™ve grown attached and i donโ€™t understand my feelings daws.โ€
โ€œi think you love him.โ€ he laughs.
โ€œyouโ€™re crazy.โ€ you scoff.
โ€œdid you listen to anything you just said?โ€
โ€œwhat part?โ€
โ€œgod damnit, think before you speak y/n. the way you feel when youโ€™re around him is love. practically in its exact definition.โ€
โ€œitโ€™s only been 3 months that iโ€™ve known the guy.โ€
โ€œbitch do you really think love has a timeline?โ€
โ€œwell n-โ€œ
โ€œTHEN GO GET HIM.โ€
โ€œiโ€™m not gonna go, heโ€™s skating.โ€
โ€œi meant it figuratively, just wait for him to come back and see how different you feel compared to talking to me on the phone. donโ€™t leave. donโ€™t panic and push him away y/n. give him a shot.โ€
โ€œokay okay, ill talk to you later dawson.โ€
โ€œalright, bye y/n.โ€ he says hanging up abruptly. you knew deep down that he was probably right and you couldnโ€™t admit it to yourself. you sat on his couch for a few hours, waiting to hear the lock turn again, when suddenly it did.
โ€œoh hey, youโ€™re still here? i thought youโ€™d be gone by now.โ€ he laughs, hanging his keys on the hook.
โ€œno i wanted to stay, your couch is cozy.โ€
โ€œwell iโ€™m glad youโ€™re still here.โ€ he says, kissing you on top of the head as he passed behind the couch. dawson was right, you felt giddy when jack entered the room, and the feeling didnโ€™t settle. he returns back to the living room.
โ€œyou look like youโ€™re thinking.โ€ he says sitting down next to you. you sit up and turn to him.
โ€œi am thinking.โ€ you say, anxiety running through your body at full speed, knee bouncing.
โ€œwhatโ€™s on that pretty mind of yours?โ€ he giggles placing a hand on your leg gently.
โ€œi think i love you.โ€ you say quietly, the words slipping off your tongue with struggle. you finally let yourself trip and fall. it felt almost freeing. his demeanor shifts as a smile grows on his face. he sits up to get closer to you.
โ€œwhat was that?โ€ he asks, smile growing wider.
โ€œi think i love you. no no, i do. i do love you. i love you jack. i know we never attached a label to whatever we are but i canโ€™t keep pushing my feelings away anymore. i just love you.โ€ you say finally being able to lock eyes with him. he connects your lips in response, framing your cheek with his callused hand. when you pull away his gorgeous smile returns.
โ€œfuck, i love you too y/n.โ€ he laughs, a wave of relief washing over you. you couldnโ€™t believe how jack changed your perspective on love and men so quickly but it never felt more true to you. you couldnโ€™t deny your feelings anymore no matter how hard you tried. you finally let yourself fall, and thank god it was into the right hands this time.
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Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!
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CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER
hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic
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L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash
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Isn't Cecil literally gay?
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he's homophobic
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he has a husband...
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Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((
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can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is
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Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!
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Huh??
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@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?
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uhhhh dont worry about it buddy
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hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo
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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post
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how's it going op
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i miss my family
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hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol
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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)
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i'm not calling it that sorry
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What??? Why??
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just kind of sucks. as a name
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Don't Sneak up on People with Swords
@im-totally-not-an-alien-2 made a prompt about Danny sneaking up on Jason Todd and @sky00asara made a comment in the tags about what would happen if Danny did that to Talia. So here is my version of that! Enjoy.
Talia al Ghul watched her beloved from afar. He was out, again patrolling his city for those he considered wrong doers. Her son was by his side. She scowled at how Damianโ€™s fighting style had changed, softened in the company of her beloved. Despite her love for the man under the cowl, he had a tremendous ability to take even the most ruthless of killers and change them to spare the undeserving. He had even tried it with her.ย 
She was hidden on the roof of an abandoned tower nearby. The tower had succumbed to fire and was now condemned until the city got around to destroying it properly. For now it made the perfect place for her to observe her beloved and her son work undisturbed.ย 
โ€œExcuse me?โ€ย 
Talia whirled, drawing her blade as she spun. Her blade moved fast enough to almost cut the air itself yet the small shape ducked under her stroke and back-pedaled quickly to move out her range.ย 
โ€œJeez! Why is everyone in this city so jumpy!โ€ย 
The voice more than anything made her realize that the person who had somehow snuck close enough was an actual child. Their black hair and blue eyes made her wonder if this was another of her belovedโ€™s adoptees. Except surely this boy was too young to catch Bruceโ€™s eye?ย 
โ€œWell maybe you should not sneak up on people?โ€ Talia hissed, her voice soft yet stern. To say nothing of how a child who couldnโ€™t be older than five had snuck up on her at all.ย 
โ€œWell maybe you shouldnโ€™t brood on the roof of my home!โ€ The child snarked back, just like one of the Batโ€™s brood would, completely unafraid of the blade still in her hand. Talia raised an eyebrow at him then looked around at the burnt skeleton of the building they were standing on.ย 
โ€œThis building is not fit for human occupation.โ€
โ€œNeither was the last place I lived.โ€ He said dismissively. โ€œThis place hasnโ€™t even killed me yet, so itโ€™s practically a paradise.โ€ย 
She was tempted to take the childโ€™s words as sarcasm, yet something in the way he spoke made her think he meant it more truthfully.ย 
โ€œYouโ€™ve died before?โ€ Talia asked. She relaxed her hold on her blade, allowing it to rest at her side.ย 
โ€œOh yeah, I die all the time.โ€ He said, then he looked at her curiously tilting his head first one way, then another. โ€œYouโ€™ve died too, huh?โ€ย 
She nodded, now examining him closely, looking for the signs she would recognize. She could see the hint of a scar on the boyโ€™s palm that might have caused a death.ย 
โ€œWhat is it with this town that so many people have died and come back?โ€ The boy asked, apparently rhetorically as he didnโ€™t let her answer. โ€œFirst the stabby Robin, then the stabby Batgirl, then Batman, and even Red Hood. Itโ€™s like everyone I run into is contaminated.โ€ย 
Taliaโ€™s eyes widened.ย 
โ€œYou can sense those who have utilized the Lazarus Pits?โ€ She would have to inform her father about this child. He could put the entire League of Assassins at risk. The child before her just shrugged.ย 
โ€œI have no idea what that is. Red Hood mentioned some kind of pit as well, but Iโ€™ve never seen anything like that. I just know yโ€™all are contaminated with ectoplasm, though not enough to make a core.โ€ย 
โ€œWhat is thisโ€ฆ ectoplasm?โ€ Another name for the Lazarus Waters? Had there perhaps been a Pit outside of League control? In the midwest somewhere based on the boyโ€™s accent.ย 
โ€œOh itโ€™s this stuff.โ€ He held his hand out and Talia couldnโ€™t help keep her expression of shock withdrawn despite all her training as his hand filled with the glowing green light of the Pits. He held the Pit Water in his hand then tossed the glowing orb to his other hand in a half juggle as if he werenโ€™t carrying the League's greatest secret and weapon.ย 
Nevermind telling her father about this child, he could never learn of him. If Ras had the power this child had under his control the world would never survive. There was only one option. She needed to train this child to wield this strength. With the stealth he displayed in sneaking up on her and his power over the Pits themselves he could make an assassin like the world had never seen. He could be the next Head of the Demon under her guidance. She knelt down to the boyโ€™s level, slipping her sword back away as she did so.ย 
โ€œTell me, young one. Are you living in this death trap of a building all by yourself?โ€ย 
โ€œYeah, but donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™ve got it taken care of. I know Iโ€™m little, but that just means people are less likely to notice me. Iโ€™m able to steal all the food I need from that big box store down the street.โ€ย 
โ€œOh of that I have no doubt. My name is Talia al Ghul. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ย 
โ€œHmm. Iโ€™m Danny.โ€ The boy seemed hesitant to trust her, which to be perfectly honest was probably a very smart thing to do, but at least she had a name for this gift of Lazarus.ย 
โ€œDanny, how would you like to come live with me? You wonโ€™t have to steal any more, or worry about food ever again, and I could train you how to fight even better than the Bats.โ€ย 
He narrowed his eyes at her, looking her over closely.ย 
โ€œWould I get a sword?โ€ย 
โ€œIf a sword is what you want, then once you were trained in its use I would acquire one for you.โ€
Danny looked like he was about to nod, but then he froze, his head tilting to the side as if he was listening to something. His eyes widened and Talia tensed.ย 
โ€œUh-oh. Fruit Loop incoming. I gotta go.โ€ย 
Talia half turned as she heard the sound of one of her belovedโ€™s grappling lines catching on the buildingโ€™s edge. By the time she had turned back to face him, Danny had completely vanished. She hadnโ€™t even heard him leave. She stood and scowled as her beloved landed on the rooftop next to her.ย 
โ€œTalia.โ€ He grunted at her, glaring all the while.ย 
โ€œBeloved. Must you ruin every nice thing in my life?โ€ Talia snarled back. The boy, Danny, had the gift of Lazarus at his beck and call and Batman had scared him off.ย 
Bruce looked momentarily stunned at her fury, but quickly hid it behind his mask. However Talia couldnโ€™t care less about her beloved right now. She just needed to lose him so she could return to find the boy. The boy who would change the world with his power.ย 
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rocking back and forth. i love you. i know. abed played han another time and he kissed annie (as leia) as a romantic gesture. troy doesn't remember telling abed he loves him. annie wanted his brother to move in bc troy was like a brother to her and abed wanted his girlfriend to move in bc. well. i love you. i know. im seeing real lava because you're leaving, it's embarrassing. you may notice side affects, like a compulsion to come back. cool. cool cool cool. that's a lie. i love you. i know. we can't stop, this is the last thing we're ever gonna do together. knowing that doesn't feel like enough anymore. i know you hate when people do this in the movies. i love you. i know. no one gets abed, but i got him a little. the darkest timeline is the one where troy left. i miss abed so much. you weren't supposed to think those things about me. happy valentine's day. it is now. still best friends? yeah, still best friends. i missed you so much, buddy. you know i'd do anything you did. abed, think of something safe. i love you. i know. i don't think the lava's here because you're leaving, i think it's here because i won't let go. we can never stop being friends. you were out there somewhere and you weren't looking for me? just checking on abed. making sure he's okay. just, you know, make sure he stays comfortable. i worry for him when i'm not around. maybe all relationships are made up of logical inspectors and emotional constables and we need both to make space and time a better place. yeah, troy will find me. what if abed wants to replace me? it makes me so angry and sad all at the same time. you know for the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, i knew someone would come. i haven't exactly been a whirlwind of entertainment since troy left. it has to be ok for it to get on a boat with levar burton and never come back. because eventually, it all will. i love you. i KNOW.
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lola-bunn1 ยท 1 year
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can u do one where neteyam is expected to find a mate and you get distant and all bc yk its not gonna be you and another guy makes a move on u and he gets mad n confession n stuff? i love ur writing
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โฅ genre: angsty ish to fluff
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10 years, you've been best friends with neteyam for 10 years. you both saw each other grow up, and now it's over. you know it is
neteyam has finally matured, he was ready to get an ikran, ready to go hunting with the others, and most of all, he was now expected to mate.
you know whoever he's gonna mate with is not gonna like you being friends with him, you admit it yourself, you wouldn't like your partner spending time with another girl. so you understood why it would happen
so you began distancing yourself, as a preparation. but also to ease the pain for when you finally see him with someone that isn't you. it was bound to happen. you were stupid enough to fall for him, and now it was going to be harder than it should be
you cried, you cried at night just thinking about the way life would be, you were sure he didn't feel the same, besides, he was going to be the next olo'eyktan, he needed to have someone proper, someone actually important
who were you to be mating with someone like him? he would probably pick elmirรฌey, she was a proper girl, a gorgeous one. or maybe he'd pick awia, she was a great warrior, from a great family
not only did you distance yourself from him, but his family too. you were so close to them, hell even neytiri liked you. but now, you acted like you didn't even know them
you sat at a special spot you found in the forest, you and neteyam used to come here but he's too busy now. so its just you
"hey!" you heard a voice behind you
"oh, neteyam" you said
"what a way to greet me, do you not want me around that much?"
"what?" you furrowed your eyebrows
"don't be like that. you know exactly what I'm talking about." he said
"I heard you're looking for a mate now that you've had your ceremony"
he sighed, knowing you're trying to change the subject, "yeah. but to be honest, I've already found one. Just gotta figure out a way to tell her"
your heart shattered.
"oh, that's nice. I um, I have to go" you said
"y/n wait-"
and with that, you ran off somewhere, your tears sliding down your cheeks, how could he find one so fast? does he love her that much? has he been loving her, just waiting for his ceremony so he can finally pick her?
"oh" you heard a voice and sighed
"I'm sorry I ran--" you said, turning around to see that it was not neteyam speaking
"are-are you okay? you look like you've been crying" the man said
"i'm fine, thanks tenio" you said, wiping your tears
tenio was a fine young man, he was actually really nice, but you've never really talked to him
"i was just looking for some fruits to pick for my mother, but ill leave you alone-"
"no no, you can stay uh, i know where you can get the ripe ones, follow me" you said, walking along the forest with him next to you, you two talked for a bit as he was picking the fruit
"i heard you had your ceremony the other day" you said
"yeah, it sucks though." he said
"wait what? why so?" you asked
"well everyone is waiting for me to mate with someone, but there isn't anyone in my life, ill have to mate with some random stranger" he sighed
"oh...im so sorry"
"it's fine-"
"there you are!" neteyam's voice filled your ears, he turned to see tenio there, and his face faltered
"let's go" he said, grabbing your hand and walking away, an angry look on his face, you definitely did not want to do anything to upset him more
"uh, tell your mother i said hi! enjoy the fruits!" you said and he just nodded
once he was out of sight you pulled away
"why were you with him?!" he said
"i was just helping him pick fruits!"
"everybody knows that trick! you help him and he subtly mentions that he has nobody to mate with so you can feel bad"
"you're being insane right now. nobody has ever done that" you rolled your eyes
"they have, you just never realize it" he yelled
"what if i do realize it, hm? what if i want them to do it? why don't you go tell your stupid girl how much you want her to be your mate and leave me alone!"
"i can't go"
"why not!" you yelled
"because she's standing right in front of me"
"what?"
"it's you, y/n. i don't want anyone else why don't you understand that? you think I don't notice how you've been avoiding me and my family too?"
"i-i avoided you because i couldn't stand seeing you with another girl."
"wait-you thought i was gonna mate with someone else?" he asked
you looked down and avoided looking at him, he lifted your chin up with his finger
"i've been waiting for years to finally make you mine, y/n. it hurts me to see you with anyone else too."
"really?" you asked
"i see you, y/n."
"i see you, ma nete" you smiled, and the two of you shared a kiss
how were you so oblivious?
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