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ddejavvu · 11 months

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ok so personally, Im usually so adverse to romantic interactions that even if I click on that someone is genuinely pursuing me, ill ignore it or pretend they arent. maybe a defence mechanism? idk BUT it does make for the most rabid situations and thoughts ever ever ever

imaging best friend!James and reader maybe getting into the situation in which they have to share a bed sometime. maybe its a group vacation or something. in my head - James potter is a serial humper in his sleep sometimes. hes a big guy in all aspects, and he also cant help but wanna cuddle with you to sleep!! but that also means he wakes himself up a couple times by grinding softly on u, and he feels so bad, but thankfully youve never woken up cus of it. separately, youve also learnt to not mention that you can quite clearly uh..feel him some mornings when ur both drowsy, pressed together n still groggy. and you, oh so conveniently also never mention that you kinda like how it feels. but, hey-ho.

its the middle of the night, and as usual, James is spooning you from behind, he has to be bent a little to fit his head in ur hair, and hes pressing his entire body against ur back. the air still smells of washed-off sunscreen and sea salt, and theres a fan going in the corner of the room. and this time James wakes up to YOU humping HIM. im talking, his breath hitches and everythingggg until he realises ur sleep. ur asleep and grinding back on him and ur breathing is all stuttered and he always guessed youd be a little quiet but ur little noises are so breathy and holy shit ur wet????? theres no way you get this wet.. until James realises that hes propped himself up on his arm and is just staring down at where ur moving ur hips on him and he tries to snap himself out of it by waking u up. ur still groggy but absolutely mortified when he tells you "yeah bug, you uh- y'got a little excited 'bout me in ur sleep, huh? s'okay yknow, its okay :]"

and he 100% offers to help you out. even when u say that friends arent suppose to do that, AND also mumbling about how guys normally didn't really make girls cum and mentioning abt how you always hear people say its too complicated, he just brings up how you just grinded on his lap in ur sleep, and that felt good, so, how can it not be allowed? its just a friend helping out a friend! :) and that he can definitely get u off, he'd be sooo good at it!! the only way this goes in my head is that not much shuffling around is done, all that changed is that ur on ur back now, and hes licking his bottom lip into his mouth as he looms over you slightly from ur side, his hands moving down and down. he'd definitely be tilting his head and "yeah, this part feels really good, yeah? yeah" all nodding and smiling n shit. 'best friend' James from that point on, takes any opportunity to 'help you out', he'd transition into using more than his fingers too. he was in love with you before this but now???? hes a goner.

babe thank u for blessing me with these cause i did NOT feel like writing today so i let you tell me a story and it was amazing <333

this post is 18+, minors dni.

james potter sleep slut is canon in my mind... just the way he wakes up with his big beefy arms wrapped around you while his hips move?? mhm. and he wakes up and is like ohshitohshitohshit but he doesn't wanna let go!!! so he just tries to dial himself back in, but he most likely needs a minute in the bathroom to compose himself </3

no but if you feel it in the morning.. you don't wanna point it out 'cause what if he says something like 'oh sorry i'm just really sensitive' or 'sometimes the wind makes it do that' LIKE NO. YOU WANNA KNOW IF IT'S REALLY BECAUSE OF YOU. so you just keep quiet, but in the early morning when he's sleepily begging for fivemoreminutes and isn't quite in tune with his body yet, you're definitely hyper aware of his hard on digging into your thigh or butt or hip or belly or whatever <3

when HE wakes up to YOU grinding on HIM he's mindblown.. he knows he likes you, he knows you're pretty, but he marvels at how amazing you look while dragging your hips back against his, like how could you look this amazing??

but he feels even worse watching you than he does accidentally doing it in his sleep, 'cause this isn't an accident!! he's not catching you in the act by mistake anymore, he's just watching you grind on him and getting all worked up about it, which in turn is only making him more hard. finally he decides to just wake you, smoothing your hair away from your face and kissing your cheek, murmuring your name softly until you finally rouse. and when you're blubbering sleepily at him 'why'd you wake me?' he just smiles like :] oh you were having a wet dream :] just wanted you to know :] and you're !!!!!!! WHAT !!!!!!!

you're instantly apologizing a million times but he's reassuring you like no no no!! it's okay bug, really!! happens to the best of us <3 but if you want some help w that i can help you!! i mean i've got the facilities, trust me. just say the word and we can make your dreams come true :]

you're just instantly terrified. you're shaking your head, sitting up like no, that's not what friends do. and- and it's hard! to make a girl- y'know... and he's like ?? no it's not ?? i promise i won't have a hard time with you bug.

so once you've suggested that he won't be able to do it.. he's gonna do it. he'd never ever force you to do anything against your will but the only excuses that you have are that friends don't do that (and they totally do!!! james is right now!!!!) and that it would probably be hard for him, and nothing about you not wanting it. so when he finally gets it out of you that yes you want it, but no he won't be able to help, he's gonna go to town. he begs for a chance to prove you wrong and you should have known with his super competitive nature that challenging him would be dumb, but i mean. worst case scenario he can't do it. you're already expecting that. why not??

so he tries, rubbing your pretty little clit and stroking over your folds before dipping between them, only a little upset that you're already wet because it means that he can't get you all worked up first, he can't kiss the slick out of you, he can't suck on your neck until you're wet, it's already there </3 but next time for sure, for now he's very excited about just being able to touch you

your cunt is warm and wet and everything he's ever dreamed of, but he's too nervous about overstepping to ask to eat you out, so he doesn't.. but in future, it's coming.

but he absolutely soaks in the moment, humming and cooing and crooning at you about how good it feels, asking you every time you whimper if it feels nice, if he's doing it right, if you think he'll be able to finish you off. and it's so intoxicating having him that close that you absolutely have to use all of your willpower to not kiss him while he hovers over you. he guides you through your orgasm and brings you down gently, absolutely the perfect lover, and he even asks if he can lick his fingers clean. he's like wouldn't think it was weird, would you, bug? I can clean 'em off? and when you nod he sucks them clean, humming at your taste and grinning giddily at you.

now you have a helper ! he will not leave u alone. bed sharing is a must now, and the more you sleep together, the more horny you are for him, and the more you wake up in the middle of the night, and the more he 'helps you out', and it is a cycle that you couldn't break if you tried, not that you'd ever want to.

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00ops1e · 10 months

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taskforce 141 + könig x sick! reader

warnings: emetophobia trigger warning, mentions of puking/being sick, fluff, hurt/comfort maybe??, not proofread a/n: omg here it is. the first cod thing ive written! but not actually theres some filth hiding in my documents. this is totally lowkey a self insert. geared towards female! reader but if you squint at the petnames could be gn. i've been so so sick lately and tbh scares me a lil but what cant be fixed by fictional men?? nothing.

Ghost

A little bit of a germaphobe

Will take off his mask, but replace it with a medical mask

Only so he can still hold you, just with a peace of mind

He does NOT want to get sick too

Because then how could he take care of you?

Always has a puke bowl at the ready

Orders your favorite takeout, even if you don’t feel like eating

Because hes a firm believer in leftovers.

Which may just be the cause of this

But you'd never tell him. poor man would get so guilty he had forgotten to throw it away.

Puts on a movie and lets you fall asleep on his chest

I feel like he’s a cold-blooded type of person, doesn’t generate much heat

but makes up for it in comfort

so many blankets

so so many.

Checks your temperature in your sleep

Lowkey counts respirations just to be sure

Makes sure you keep hydrated

Will bring you to urgent care if he’s really worried

No matter how much you protest!

Soap

Squeamish when it comes to throwing up

Will try his very best to stay with you, but sometimes ends up running from the room

Because the last thing he'd wanna do is gag at you

While hes ran away he gets a cold rag to press on your forehead, and clean you up a bit in the process

"yer hidin? awh bonnie i wasnt meanin' to embarrass ye" he says while taking your chin in his hand, forcing you to meet his eyes

"sickness and health yeah? i wanna take care of you"

Insists on rubbing vicks/ vaporub on you

Not because hes a little perv (he is)

But because he loves you and the sniffles break his little heart

peppers kisses across your collarbones, vicks smell clogging his nose

but he’s too focused on the goosebumps that rise on your skin, your little shivers

“Awh, my poor sick lass,”

Constantly checking for a fever

Forcing you to stay in bed, even after you feel better, “not takin chances, rest up.”

this man on the other hand is a human space heater

throwing a blanket on and off the two of you, getting too hot and then shortly after too cold.

not as convenient when it’s hot out lol

head rubs

Gaz

Tries to bring you to a doctor/ urgent care immediatley

Will try to call an ambulance over a slight fever

Stocks up on pedialyte/makes sure youre hydrated

Cuddles constantly, does not care if he catches anything

loves being the big spoon so he can lay in the crook of your neck and still hold onto you tight

Has extra blankets on deck

entertains you with silly little jokes

but then apologizes while giggling because you laughed so hard it hurt a little.

Will feed you cold medicine/tums

teases you when you complain about taking them

“i don’t need you gettin any grumpier love”

Will hold back your hair/ stroke your back while youre getting sick

gets offended when you get embarrassed about it

“are you judging my girl?” he teases you

Tries his best to cook, but lowkey fails miserably

Resorts to cup of noodles and lipton packets.

Price

Such dad vibes

Will make soup or other comfort foods from scratch

And his cooking skills are unmatched

Runs you a shower/bath and washes your hair for you

back rubs and massages

pressing small kisses to your shoulders as he works

also a human heater but not too hot, just the perfect temperature

also just the perfect shape to spoon you, cradling every inch of your body

“I hate it when my baby’s sick,” he says, rubbing soft circles into your side

Doesnt even have to make a pharmacy run because hes so well prepared

Feeds you medicine, on the dot, every few hours after it wears off

(he totally sets reminders in his phone. [typing like an old person with reading glasses on])

Will stay in bed all day with you, quietly typing and mumbling to himself while you nap at his side

occasionally leaning down to kiss your forehead while he works

the computer goes away as soon as you wake up

"how're you feeling princess?"

loves having you in his arms, pulled close to his chest

Carries you to bed if you fall asleep on the couch (bridal style ofc)

Will hold your hair back, refuses to leave your side

“Of course youre not gross darling, we all get sick,”

Konig

rubs your back as you're hunched over the toilet

will sit down with you on the floor, back up against the bathtub when its too much of a risk to leave the bathroom

just wants to keep you company :(

"take as long as you need, liebling"

fills up the tub while still convincing you to get in

he promises you'll feel better after

caves and offers to join you as a last resort to get you cleaned up

Long baths, cuddling in the warm water

Letting the steam clear your sinus

Brushes and braids your hair

when you start feeling better but are still running a fever, hes worried.

but youre dealing with a burst of energy and simply must start with the housework

konig will put you over his shoulder and escort you back to bed

will paint your nails in bed to entertain you, anything to keep you still and in bed

Lets you put your cold feet on him, but only when you dont feel good

totally unprepared because i feel like this man has an immune system of steel

makes a quick pharmacy run, but has to call you for the shopping list bc oops he forgot

depending on how sick you are, lets you come along for the ride

“promise you’ll stay in the car ja?”

always returns with a sweet little treat or small gift/toy for you

“gesundheit!” as he chuckles at your sneeze

jokes that maybe he should put a mask on you

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soobsim · 10 months

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I have a request for you could you maybe write a ff about Taehyun and Female reader being close friends but somehow end up having sx together

(i tried i hope u like it?)

[DISCLAIMER: nsfw – minors dni, taehyun x fem!reader, petnames, fingering and oral (f. receiving) if you squint, couch sex]

you were always unsure about what was going on between you and taehyun. yes, you both are friends. really close friends. because right now, he has your back pressed against his chest and one of his hands playing with the hem of your hoodie, spooning you on the couch while you guys watch some show on the tv.

his other hand supports his head up so he can look at the screen, not like he is paying attention to it. he can't. not when your clothed ass is pressed against his growing boner under his sweatpants. he doesn't know either, what you two really are. all he knows is that he likes to have his hands on you. like this. all to himself.

you try to focus on the show playing on the tv but then again, taehyun's hand slowly slips under your hoodie and his fingertips caress your waist. you fight every single cell in your body to hold back from making any noise because, god, does his touch feel amazing?

meanwhile, taehyun just can't contain himself. he can't stand the tension and heat between you two anymore. and the silence only gives him more space for his thoughts. thoughts about fucking you, under him.

so with much hesitation, he leans into your neck and presses his lips on the side of your neck. your breathe hitches before it gets heavy but you dont stop him. and that is enough signal for him to dart his tongue out and give your skin a soft suck.

your eyes widen slightly and you can't stop the little whimper you let out. taehyun grins against your neck, getting bolder and squeezing your bare waist. "taehyun..." you manage to say in a shaky voice.

you knew there was definitely more than just friendship between you two. because you didn't feel this tension with your other friends. and taehyun's actions just prove that you aren't the only one who senses it.

taehyun hums against your neck, feeling himself get hard when you squirm. you can feel his boner against your heat, making you sigh in arousal. he wants this. you want this. theres no point in holding anything back.

it takes a very quick moment for taehyun to turn you towards him. you'll both probably regret it later, but right now, you choose your desire for each other to get the better of you two. he sits up and straddles you between his thighs. and you let him.

now you're just where he wanted you, under him. he stares down at you and then his boner, "look at what you've done." he mumbles, his own voice is heavy and breathy.

you bite your bottom lip, chuckling and looking at him eagerly, "i can help fix it.." you say in a suggestive tone, eyes trailing over his built physique before going back to his face.

he leans down and hovers above you, trapping you between his muscular arms. he stares into your eyes intently before he connects your lips in a heated kiss. the pit of your stomach bubbles in excitement, holding the back of his neck as you deepen the kiss, pulling him closer.

its almost unreal that this happening. you're making out with one of your closest friends, and he's initiating it. this was supposed to be a sleepover. not a battle of your tongues. you let out a soft moan inside his mouth when taehyun slips his hands under your hoodie, lifting it. he breaks the kiss and sits up, "raise your hands for me." he says as he starts to lift your hoodie.

you swallow thickly and listen to him, letting him pull it off your head and leaving you in just your bra and pj shorts. your chest heaves as he takes in your bare skin, licking his lips. "fucking gorgeous.." he breathes out and throws your hoodie somewhere. he takes off his own tshirt and lets it falls on the floor before he's hovering over your face again.

your eyes travel all over his body and so do your hands. your hands feel his smooth skin from his bare chest to his chiseled abs. "i always knew you had the body." you chuckle and watch him smirk, obviously proud of his workout sessions.

the sounds from the tv are muffled at this point and all you can think of is having taehyun's cock inside you. he kisses you again, tongue rolling right inside your mouth and exploring the warmth. his hands reach for your shorts, slowly pulling them down. you gasp, feeling a shiver go down your spine when his fingers rub against your clit, through your panties

"can i fuck you? please?" he whispers into your ear as he parts from the kiss. your cheeks heat up at how straight to the point he is, but thats not a compalint. his kisses start moving towards your jaw, not forgetting to use his tongue, ofcourse. you breathe out heavily, closing you eyes and resting your head on the couch.

"do you really have to ask after all that?" you ask, pursing your lips when his fingers stop. he tugs on the waistband of your underwear and rolls it down, past your knees. his lips move from your jaw to your neck, then your chest. but he doesn't halt anywhere really, he keeps moving lower till his head is between your thighs.

you raise your head to watch him, your lips parted and eyes lidded. you love this sight a little too much and you definitely wanna see it, more often. "you're so wet." he chuckles, two of his fingers spreading your folds and teasing you. you moan and your head falls back again with your brows knitted together in pleasure.

taehyun bends down, looking at you through his lashes as he flattens his tongue and presses it over your clit. he simultaneously pushes a finger inside your pussy which makes you errupt another loud moan. but he doesn't do much, not enough to make you cum just by fingering you and teasing you with his tongue. he keeps his fingers slow, only to focus on stretching your insides. but it feels like heaven. his two slender fingers pumping in and out, his tongue giving your clit kitten licks. he's enjoying it too much, and so are you.

once taehyun is satisfied with the prep, he straightens his back and pulls down his sweatpants along with his boxers. your eyes trail towards his throbbing dick and, lord save you, he's big.

he crawls back up to your eye level, "you sure about this?" he asks as he looks for any signs of doubt on your face. as much as he wants to slam his dick inside your hole right now, he would hate to bring you discomfort. you're his friend after all.

"are you serious? taehyun, just fuck me." you scoff, already worked up after all that foreplay and prep. taehyun chuckles before he spits on his hand and gives himself a few strokes. it doesn't take long for him to align his cock against your pussy and slide in, slowly.

both of you let out lewd noises as taehyun pushes inside your folds. "fuck..you feel so good. so tight, baby." he moans, trying to hold himself up on his elbows. you wrap your legs around his hips and feel your walls stretch for him to move.

the pleasure gushes through your veins and makes you almost breatheless when he pulls out and thrusts back in. the feeling of his length brushing against your insides is sensational. your fingers reach his hair, tightly gripping onto them as taehyun starts thrusting into you.

taehyun doesn't let you adjust long enough before his thrusts become ruthless and rushed. you whine his name, your fingers digging into his scalp and pulling him into a kiss. the kiss is messy, considering how hard he is ramming into you, causing your body to move up with every grind. but he holds you in place by gripping your hips.

the living room fills up with sounds of your moans and grunts, and skin slapping roughly. your fingers travel to taehyun's shoulders, clawing on his traps as you throw your head back, "f-faster..please, faster." you whine and buck your hips to match his thrusts.

taehyun groans and obeys, speeding his hips and abusing your hole repeatedly. your walls clench around him when the tip of his cock rubs your sensitive spot and you almost scream from the overwhelming pleasure, "fuck, right there, hyunnie." you moan, eyes rolling back and falling shut as you feel your stomach tighten.

"yeah? like that?" he whispers in your ear, aiming for the spot over and over again. he leaves several kisses over your neck and chest but after a few more hard thrusts, they turn uneven and sloppy. "i..i'm close." he pants, his eyes shutting and forehead resting against yours.

"myeah..me too, baby, don't stop." you groan and tighten your legs around his waist. and soon enough, you cum over his dick, moaning a chain of curse words. once you finish, he pulls out to release his own seed on the couch, breathing heavily.

you both stay silent for a bit, just catching your breathe with your foreheads pressed together. "we're not done." taehyun whispers as he opens his eyes. he sits up and pulls you onto his lap, smirking mischievously, "ride for me, baby."

#txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #txt x reader #txt imagines #taehyun smut #taehyun hard hours #taehyun hard thoughts #taehyun x reader #taehyun imagines #soobsim <3

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solar-sunnyside-up · 9 months

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Hi there... I really love the idea of solarpunk but like. The "punk" part of it makes me so anxious. I think it's a vital part of the movement, but I can never imagine doing something like that myself.

If you have any small (tiny) tips or ideas on things I can do on a more personal level I would appreciate them. Everything seems so overwhelming and completely out of my wheelhouse and skill base

Hey ya 🌱 Sprout!! It can be hard to recognize, particularly in solarpunk, but your already punk and already doing praxis. I'm sure of it.

If you've ever pirated media, DIYed or mended clothes, have a rain barrel, spoke out against poor labor conditions, provided a safe space for anyone in an uncaring world even for a brief interaction- Your already punk!! Anyone who fights and gatekeeps that title from you bc of age, aesthics, or experience is a poser and a FED!!

That being said tho--

If you want to do more outrageous projects there's a few things I can recommend depending on how much you wanna do!!

Battlejacket- TBH the purpose of a battle jacket is to soothe this exact anxiety while also being a fun project and being a single to others!! There's many examples in both my Battlejacket tag and patch idea tag to get you started. You can get iron on patches/print paper that transfers pretty well if your not used to DIYing stuff. If this feels like to big if a step and is too much tho keep in mind you can make a battlejacket and not wear it outside right away. It's a second skin to make you feel and others feel safe, but it's also a big neon target on yourself depending on your environment and where you are. So it's ok to just make one and not wear it out until your ready!! (If you do this-- my only demand is you show me when you do it!! I want to see all of those kinda projects bc I'm obsessed with them)

Getting out there- If starting a guerilla gardening project or joining a community garden, or community association isn't an option for you- be that bc of accessibility/time/energy- I'd recommend starting to archive and getting out there! Inaturalist or falling fruit are awesome programs where you identify plants/animals/stuff outside in general. It gets you outside, your adding to a community which gets the feeling of a ball rolling building confidence and your praxis muscles!!

Root yourself in your community- This is a hard one if your busy/have low spoons/are introverted but I promise its worth doing even if you arent super active in those spaces! Even just researching the history of your town/city/neighborhood and seeing what programs are running can really connect you to the area. A lot of us due to the renting crisis never truly attach to our neighborhoods or are too busy to look into local artists. (Not your fault babes, its built to do that to feed monopolies) Pick even just 1 thing you care about (local artists, teashop, bands, libraries, community fridges, etc..) and find the closest thing to you and get obsessed. Being a regular in any space is an awesome feeling, its where you'll find friends, and you'll directly see any change you provide there.

Media archiving- There's a lot of ways of doing this one but just pirate the fuck out of everything!!!! Burn it to a physical copy, share it with your friends/family! Make mix dvds, burn movies/tv shows! Directly download youtube videos! Print off your fave fanfiction and bind them into books! Particularly with streaming services directly deleting content and getting rid of them entirely this is important work but its also just very fun!! Seeing my wall filled with dvds and books and objects makes my brain happy but also again, the physical exchange of handing the media you love to another person is so unique! Theres lots of guides and methods of doing this depending on the method and medium your using.

Utilizing public spaces- Loitering is a good one as well to push yourself and to interact with things IRL! Use your public libraries and parks excessively! Spend a weird amount of time at the mall not buying stuff! This might seem like a weird one, but its a long term thing. It shows that ppl are supposed to be out and about without spending money, but also many of these places (except the mall obvi) get funding based on usage so the more you use something the more likely they are to make it accessible to more ppl! It also makes it more normal for ppl who need to loiter to be in these spaces which again adds more accessibility. This is also one that might get you unwanted attention so decide your comfort and safety level. Pushing boundaries is good but do it at your own pace.

Vandalize! - Again we're ramping up a bit on risk levels but I recommend it, particularly bus stops or putting up posters. Bus stops is bc at least in my city they only maintenance them once they've been 'ruined' so its actually a cosmic positive to do it in these spaces. Posters are also good! Ive seen quite a few for tenant unions but also a handful of them that are food resources or call outs for police. This is mostly to have passive way to show solidarity or get a message across. But also like your doing art! Great stuff! Again tho this comes with risk if caught or if you dont know what your doing so start with baby steps (like using sharpie on an Ad you fucking hate or putting up a poster in a neutral space to get used to it)

Hopefully these tips get you started!

#solarpunk #praxis #punk #asks #hopepunk #ref #sprout #sprout guide #sleepover saturday

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kwnnys · 1 year

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— craig tucker fluff alphabet !

fluff alphabet : g/n reader a/n : i went through all stages of grief editing this. pls enjoy. 🥰

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

craig is not the best at physical affection, so you'll have to be the one to initiate it most of the time.

he does sometimes intertwine pinkies and holds your hand, but only sometimes.

its not that he doesn't like it, it just doesn't really occur in his mind to initiate pda and stuff like that.

he much prefers verbal affection or acts of service. telling you just how much he appreciates you and helping you with chores or homework is much better in his opinion.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

you and craigs friendship started when you both were in detention, and you threw a paper airplane right on mr. mackeys head while he was napping.

"hey! who did that?! you better come up mkay. that is very irresponsible and-"

you both snickered and put your hands on your mouths, trying to stop yourselves from laughing.

mr. mackey sadly heard craig though, and immediately accused him.

"craig, did you do that? now listen here young man. I am tired of your attitude and games- did you just flip me off?!"

you couldn't help it and started laughing hysterically, damn you and your shit humor.

you both got detention for 2 weeks.

but after that day, you started hanging around craig more and more and eventually made your way in his little gang.

hes pretty protective of you, constantly flipping off anyone who talks bad about you. also prolly gatekeeps you from everyone else.

he lets you hold stripe before anyone else, and even lets you feed him! the cute little thing.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

craig is a pretty cuddly guy when you both are alone, spooning is an absolute must!

he doesn't mind whichever position, though he prefers being the big spoon. so that he can feel your soft body against his.

he doesn't mind little spooning at all though.

if you lay your head against his chest while cuddling, he'll get soo happy.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

hes absolutely down to get married and live a happy life with you if you're down too.

craig will probably be the one working most of the time, but he doesn't mind being a malewife/househusband either.

it honestly just depends on you.

hes not the best cook, but definitely not the worst either.

hes pretty lazy when it comes to cleaning, always telling himself he'll 'do it later'

ends up never happening though.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

hes heartbroken, but he knows this has to be done.

he will act awfully weird and awkward the whole day, especially around you.

"hey craig, can I borrow a pencil?"

"huh- oh uhh.. yeah here."

he ends up approaching you about 20 minutes after classes, when theres not much people around.

"I really love you y/n. but... this is for the best."

after the breakup. he'll seek comfort in his room and stripe. refusing to leave for the next few days.

he finds it hard to cry, so he'll try to force himself to.

hes not insensitive of course not, its just hard for him since he rarely does it.

after a few days he'll check his phone and text all his friends back, though still heartbroken and sad.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

craig struggles with commitment, but he'll do everything in his power to make you feel loved and special. just in his own way.

hes pretty neutral about marriage, but again if you're down. hes down.

he wouldn't want to get engaged too quickly of course- perhaps give it a good 3 years. maybe 4.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

craig is very gentle with you physically.

his touches are soft and careful, and he always asks you before touching you. he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable.

also pretty gentle with you emotionally, but he does struggle a few times since hes not used to emotions.

he is trying though! always reassuring you and making sure you feel special and loved.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

the guy loves hugs. especially from you.

though he doesn't initiate hugs most of the time, he will gladly accept any hug without hesitation.

craigs hugs are short, but warm and cuddly. his hands lingering and ruffling your hair as he kisses your neck.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

love is a very strong and meaningful word, especially to craig.

so he takes his time before actually saying it. he needs time to make sure the feelings he has for you (whether romantic or platonic) are real, and true.

but once he does make sure and finally does says it, he says it.

and he'll say it over and over and over again.

you're leaving his house? "bye, love you."

you both bump into each other on the way to class? "love you."

you give him any kind of gift for any random occasion? "I love you."

he starts saying it everyday, all day. and he'll keep saying it till the day that love dies.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

craig is a chill and laid back guy, and hes not one to get jealous often.

but on the rare occasions when he does, he gets pissed.

he'll secretly flip off the person thats making him jealous and stick his tongue out.

he'd hold you much closer, wrapping his hands around your waist and kissing your nape as he glares.he'll also ask you random questions like "hey babe, what time is it?" or "honey, what do you want for lunch?" while your talking with said person, just to let them know that you're his and only his.

you'll whisper to him a 'whats wrong?' and he'll shrug, asking what you mean and that nothing is wrong.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

craigs kisses are passionate and meaningful, and when you two are kissing, he doesn't care about anything else.

he kisses you everywhere, your lips, cheeks, neck.

but hes most fond of kissing your nape and hands, something about it just feels so intimate.

he loves when you kiss him on his forehead, his ears and face flushing a bright pink whenever you do.

he just loves you so much, and wants you to feel the same way.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

craig doesn't dislike children, but doesn't exactly like them either.

he'll make a disgusted face and scowl when he sees a child crying or throwing a tantrum and laugh out loud when a child trips and falls, not caring if the parent is nearby.

will also not hesitate to flip a child off if they annoy him.

however he does has a soft spot for his little sister, tricia. and is always there to comfort her whenever she needs it.

when you point it out though he will deny it, saying that he only does it cause he doesn't want to hear her cry and whine. which is obviously a lie but he'll never admit it🤫

extra : you caught him playing dress up with tricia once.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

craig is not a morning person at all. and most mornings spent with him is just you trying to crawl out of bed as he clings onto you.

no matter how much you try to wriggle out of his grasp, he just won't let go. you whine and lightly hit his arm but to no avail.

but when you do manage to get out of bed, he'll frown and pout, using a pillow to cuddle with instead.

some lucky occasions you cave and stay in bed with him, much to the raven haired boys delight. he'll kiss your cheek and mumble about how much he loves you before dozing off again.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

nights with craig are usually spent playing with stripe and watching movies. he'll place the little creature on his lap, petting it while his head rests on your shoulder.

other nights are spent either hanging out with craigs gang, or just playing games together.

but no matter what you two do, the night will always end in you snuggling against craigs chest as he strokes your hair.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

craig is not a very open person, so it will definitely take a while before you can really get to know more about him.

its not cause of any trust issues or anything like that, he just doesn't really think to tell you about him in the first place.

you'll probably have to be the one to ask him about things, and hes more than happy to tell you if you're both close enough.

he doesn't tell you much about his problems, mostly because he doesn't wanna trouble you with it. but if you insist then he will slowly but surely open up to you more.

in the end, hes always glad and feels better after talking with you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

like I said before, craig is a pretty chill and laid back guy.

he doesn't get angered often, and mostly just resorts to flipping people off when they annoy him.

the only thing that really gets him angry or mad is when someone insults a person he deeply loves and care about (or sometimes a guinea pig)

its rare to see craig get mad or angry, but when he does he immediately tries to cool himself down, he hates letting you see him like this so he either walks away from the situation or just take a deep breaths.

he does calms down fairly quick though, so its not much of a problem.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

craigs a forgetful guy, but not when it comes to you!

he'll remember every small detail about you. your favorite bands and songs, your favorite sweets and candy, he'll even remember all the moles and birthmarks on your body.

he likes buying things he knows you like. stuffed animals, bracelets, figures, etc.

and he absolutely adores the face you make when you see what he got you, your eyes glimmering in happiness as you thank him. he just loves it.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

his favorite moment with you was your guys first date. he brought you to a fancy italian restaurant, per cartmans suggestion.

why he listened to cartman of all people was a mystery.

anyways, he asked his best buds to assist him while on the date, and they ended up reserving a table right in front of the one for you and craig.

he was hella nervous, his palms sweating as he looked at his phone over a dozen times to check if he got any messages from you.

once you arrived though, he slightly relaxed abit.

you two ended up having an awesome time. though it was mostly you doing the talking, but he snorted and made a few comments here and there .

once the date ended, he offered to walk you home. to which you happily accepted.

his hand brushed against yours as you talked to him about your interests, though he seemed out of it.

he ended up only staring at your face the whole time and not hearing any word you said.

after you arrived home you thanked him, and gave him a quick peck on the cheek before skipping inside.

his eyes widened and his face went red as you left him there, completely paralyzed.

poor boy walked back home completely on cloud nine, a dorky smile plastered on his face.

he ended up thinking about you the whole night, and even dreamed about you spoiling him with kisses and affection.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

he is very protective about you, especially if you hang around stan and his friends.

he'll always insist on coming with you on your little adventures, making sure you stay safe and sound.

however when you refuse he'll pout and frown, but ultimately decides to respect your decision.

he will text you alot though, asking you about where you are and if you're ok every few hours.

its not you he doesn't trust, its them.

he will get less overprotective over you as your relationship grows, though.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

he puts in as much effort as he can. he wants you to know how much he truly cares about you, and will do everything in his power to make you feel loved.

on very special occasions he'll ask help from some friends who have experience or his parents.

"should I get this or this for y/n? or should I get both?"

absolutely loves spoiling the shit out of you, he'll buy you whatever you want and whatever he can afford to make you happy.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

craigs bad habit is obviously the need to always problem solve.

sometimes you have problems that you dont want to solve right away. and thats... confusing in craigs mind.

to him, solving the problem as quick as possible is better so that you won't have to deal with it, so then why are you crying and yelling at him for suggesting ideas to help?

he doesn't get it, he really doesn't. hes trying to help you, so then why are you so upset?

he asks all the smartest people he knows about what to do, but to no avail.

he decides to just ask you himself about what you want him to do and what you need to feel better.

you tell him that you just want someone to comfort you, to hold you and talk through your emotions with you. and so he does.

he holds you, stroking your hair as you sob into his chest. he mutters a few words of affirmation here and there, but mostly lets you do the talking.

after you feel better, he'll make you a cup of your favorite drink and give it to you. cuddling you and kissing your puffy eyes as you fall asleep in his arms.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

craig never really cared much about his appearance or about how people see him.

it was only until you came into his life, that he started actually putting in an effort to look good.

he started brushing his hair before school and getting into the recent fashion trends. its a bit of a hassle, but its all worth it when you compliment his looks and outfit in the hallways!

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

very much. when you leave south park for whatever reason (whether temporarily or permanently) it feels like a chunk of him left with you.

he suddenly doesn't have the urge to attend his classes, or dress up nicely. he'll be even more stoic than usual and would get annoyed much more often.

not a day goes by he doesn't think of you, always pulling out his phone to send you a message or to check your social media accounts.

he misses you dearly, and the only thing that really helps him cope is stripe and the gifts you had bought for him.

he'll sometimes cuddle his pillow at night, imagining it to be you. tears prickling his eyes as he sniffles.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

you both rant to each other about your hyperfixations (autistic moment).

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

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Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

he has a habit of grinding his teeth while he sleeps, and it drives you insane.

when you confront him about it he'll shrug and deny it, saying theres no way he would grind his teeth while sleeping and that it was probably stripe.

in the end you'd have to buy noise cancelling earbuds because you just couldn't handle the noise.

#— elys works #craig tucker #craig tucker x reader #south park x reader #south park fluff #south park #south park x reader fluff #my name is craig tucker #last week was my birthday #x reader #tweak tweek #fanfiction #fluff alphabet #fluff tag #autism

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luv4georgie · 7 days

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prompt list!

please submit some requests and with one of these prompts!!

(p.s you can do multiple if you want!)

spicy/smut 🌶️

1- “hold my hand”

2- “open your eyes, [insert pet name of your choice]

3- “this was a one time thing, okay?”

4- “i never noticed how beautiful your [insert feature of your choice] is before”

5- “fuck.. call me that again” (any pet name kink of your choice)

6- “just be quiet and then you won’t embarrass yourself… or is that what you want sweetheart?”

7- “you gonna be good for me?”

8- “let me taste you, baby”

9- “no underwear huh?”

10- “spend the night with me, please”

11- “what are we?” “you tell me sweetie”

12- “came back to eachother quick huh”

13- “you’re more than a one night stand”

14- “we’re not friends, and you fucking know it”

15- “theres people here (insert drivers name)!” “i know.”

16- “don’t cover your mouth, i wanna hear you”

17- “jealous much?”

18- “oh my god, shut up and wrap your thighs around my neck”

19- “you’re so messy”

20- “you’re hot when you talk back to me”

fluff☁️

1- “why won’t you sleep on your pillow?” “cause your boobs are better”

2- “can i try little spoon?”

3- “you’re so warm”

4- “how are you so pretty as soon as you wake up?”

5- “can you teach me how to play?” “of course baby”

6- “can i touch you?”

7- “marry me?” (not literally, like after a cute moment and they are just admiring you ALSO you get to choose the cute moment)

8- “can we always be this close?”

9- “did you really think i’d leave without a kiss”

10- A QNA INTERVIEW

11- “pinky promise with a thumb lock kiss?”

12- “kiss me you twat”

13- “flowers?”

14- “it’s raining…” “okay and?” “we should 100% kiss rn”

15- “i lit up candles and everything… you deserve to relax”

16- “even though you have morning breath i’m still gonna kiss-” “no get tf away from me… tf”

17- “if i let you do my makeup, will that make you feel better?”

18- GIRL/BOY DAD (please choose which one and what you want them to be doing/their activity in the fic)

19- “is that my shirt?”

20- “dance with me”

angst/hurt☹️

1- “from the day we met, i knew i’d hurt you.”

2- “none of it was real… but i wish it was”

3- “you’ve changed a-lot”

4- “i never even loved you.”

5- “is that all you have to say?” “there is nothing i can say.”

6- “just leave.”

7- “please can you pick me up?” “where are you y/n?”

8- “stop telling me you’re okay!”

9- “hey, please- please just breathe”

10- “don’t fucking touch me.”

11- “i wish i never met you” “you don’t mean that” “oh yes i do y/n/n”

12- “you ruined.. everything” “i hope i fucking did”

13- “your hands are so cold y/n/n, why did you leave?”

14- “just… lay down with me?”

15- “i was only using you… and i regret it”

16- “it was a dare”

17- “you’re hurting me (insert drivers name)!”

18- “why am i always your last option?”

19- “you are useless”

20- “i’m barley holding on and it’s your fault.”

OKAY SO THATS THE PROMPT LIST!! PLEASE SEND IN YOUR REQUESTS WITH THE FIC TYPE (FLUFF SMUT ANGST), THE NUMBER YOU WANT, THE STORY/PLOT (IF NEEDED) AND THE DRIVER! THANK YOUUU ❤️❤️

#f1 #f1 x reader imagines #spotify #lando norris #lando norris fluff #lando norris x reader #charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #cl16 #nolan hansen

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rzyraffek · 9 months

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Alr yall Eddie Gluskin brainrot part 2 or something. ITS MADE FOR MY PERSONAL NEEDS TO VENT ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM ALR DONT JUDGE scroll down for hyper important notes

Tw: eggie gluskin is his own warning, dub-con???(not really tho), erm eddie gluskin??? Ermmm idk yandere? A bit of nsfw (but there's warning beforehand) ALSO REQUEST OPEN FOR EDDIE SIMPS

Silly Eddie Gluskin headcanons

This idea is my personal one (so prepare). Imagine s/o in that spooky psych ward and she just hangs out around Eddie CUZ LETS BE HONEST HE IS THE SAFEST OPION OUT THERE😭 LIKE rest of people there bearly speak and would bite my toes off. Also I would totally get lost, so fallowing this dude is my best option

Tbh he at least pretends that hes nice😭

Also bro is mesmerised by her cuz 'shes not like other whores' cuz she doesnt scream or run away.

After he got attached (so in like 3minutes) he starts to fallow her like lost puppy and has dumb smile on his face for the whole time

He he w- he when he wh- when he- he when-

He is also very physical🥰 if he cant hug he holds hands, AND he talks a lot too... o my god

the only red flag is that he immediately wants to erm have babies 😔 BRO WANTS TO FUCK ON FIRST DATE😰🤯

Home boy 100% commits cannibalism THERES NOTHING TO EAT HERE ALR

Trying to escape WITH Eddie? Like acually from the ward? Say less

Beats up everyone, litteraly everyone. Somone stands near her in 50meter radius? They are totally dangerous mind if i stab?

Fatherless with attachment issues 👍🧍‍♂️

Loves when s/o sits on his lap, and loves being a big spoon. Litteraly melts when she grabs his hand

He 'invites' her on dates and makes some weird ass food (probably cooked rats) and if she refuses to eat he gonna grab that fork and force it inside her cuz darling you need to stay fed and healthy

He is very into domestic type shit, so if shes okay with becoming housewife he is flying away, blushing, kicking, screaming, begging for more. I mean he still would make her a housewife but its cute that she consents and he doest have to do all this threatening and manipulation stuff to make her do so

If she bakes cookies for him he will litteraly has one of those 'its so cute i want to squash it' moments and cup her cheeks and kiss all over (aggressively)

Believes in zodiac signs and tried to learn tarot once

She has to force him to stop using hair gel he looks like he has boat on his head

Looks like he smells nice but I doubt that

Kinda likes when she tries to run away? let's be honest I doubt that s/o was in love with him from the start, he is some random weird looking dude in hospital after all. So yeah he kinda liked (and still does) enjoy the whole prey/hunter thingy

ALR NOW NSFW TIME YALL CHILDREN LOOK AWAY

Lets start with obvious stuff, breeding kink, whole pregnancy stuff, likes his wife cute and obedient, but its kinda fun to chase her around once per few days, see her fear and panic o m g he loves that

He also fucks whenever he wants really, she has to have really good relationship with him to make him lisen and do what she asks him for (to some degree anyways)

Table, chair, wall, bed that he tortures people on, his bed, floor, any place is a good place to make some love

When he's not horny he is acually romantic (rare) he gives neck kisses, holds hands, talks about his plans for future, makes sure that stuff shes wearing and her hair is in good condition, bare minimum yknow

Also I use she/her and 'wife' stuff cuz even if s/o is the most masculine guy ever he is still cute lady in his eyes or something idc

My guy can do fast and rough or slow and deep. Depents of his mood really, if s/o annoyed him or he's just simply frustrated he will be rough, and do it no matter what she was doing, oh you were doing laundry? Not anymore, hop on this washingmachine, we are going on a ride. If he's in more romantic mood and s/o too, he will pick them up, kiss them, do it nice and deep to make sure that s/o feels everything

Tbh he loves 'hunting his prey (shes the prey lol)' prompt so much! Looking for her, feeling her fear... o my god this gets him going so hardddd

Bite marks on her, Hickeys on him

ALSO O MY GOD HER SITTING ON HIS LAP? omg imagine, s/o riding him, Eddie guiding her hips with hands HE DIES OMG YOIR SO CUTEEE

NOT ME WRITING WHOLE ARTICLE ABOUT EGGIE FUCKING GLUSKIN OMG IM SORRY😭 ALSO I was attacked by horse 2days ago and zapped by electric fence twice, just to buy a kebab, Im a survivor you all

#eddie gluskin x reader #slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #reqs open #request #request open

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trailerprk-princess · 2 years

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—dating dean winchester | dean winchester x fem!reader headcanons

!!!: my work is not to be reused without credit/permission!

request rules

warnings: nsfw & mentions of drugs! minors dni! fluff & not edited

authors note: im really obsessed with him rn🫣 requests are open!

he is so desperate for your love & attention that its kinda concerning. he never got love growing up or has been involved romantically with anyone for long & he is used to one night stands that dont go anywhere. so its very refreshing to him to have someone being as equally in love with him as he is w u

he is very hesitant to talk about his feelings & past to everyone, including to those he loves. but you really get him to open up to you about those things. which is really good for him bc he learns that his dad was a shit father & he finally gets to know what real love is. & what it actually feels like to have someone be concerned & care for him. & he knows that he doesnt have to hide anything from you bc you wont judge him or think of him any differntly

when sleeping next to him, he finds it very hard to let you go from his grip. hes very touch starved & craves any touch he can get from u. whether it's spooning you, putting his hand on ur thigh, or just holding ur hand

he is a very conflicted person. almost in every episode he thinks something is wrong w him bc he "enjoys" killing. but it really is bc hes pushed aside every emotion he has ever felt & doesnt deal with them. him being with someone who is willing to listen to his vulnerabilities really helps him figure himself out

he is a VERY loyal person & boyfriend.

he likes to give gifts & is very close to being ur sugar daddy from how much money & gifts he gives u bc he thinks that the only way to keep u around is to give u everything u could ever dream of. which is very unhealthy thinking on his part

he needs CONSTANT reassurance. he needs to know that you will never leave him for someone better. believe it or not but hes pretty insecure. hes not insecure of his abilities in bed or looks but insecure of his lifestyle

he gets you little souvenirs from every state he visits! & now u have a whole bookshelf of knickknacks

type of person to tell u that he loves u within a week of dating. im half joking but he falls for people very easily

hes pretty controlling & protective of u, he just doesnt want you to get hurt. he will not let you go hunting with him, anyone, or alone. he needs you to be safe at all times. which yes, is understandable but you have to tell him that its toxic when it gets to the point hes too nervous about you leaving the bunker, your house, motel, anything really. & there's probably a tracking device in ur bra

he never smoked marijuana or says he does in the show. but everytime he sees a bong hes gets weirdly excited so i think hes a pot smoker. which is nice! bc hes very good at getting you strains of marijuana that r good for u & fit ur needs. he rolls ur blunts/joints for u!! & he even lights them for u as well! smoking weed is a huge part of his aftercare for u as well bc it helps to calm u down

he is very casually dominant! he orders for u, ties ur shoelaces for u, takes away ur soda if uve had too much, denies chocolate from u if u have too much cause he needs u to be healthy for him & eat right. he turns off the tv at the same time every night & makes u go to bed. he doesnt like it when u cuss & gets on to u everytime that u do cuss. he likes to pick out ur outfits as well. he also doesnt let u drink due to the fact his father was an alcoholic

he teaches u how to play pool & poker!! & even takes you out shooting every once in awhile!

he has the BIGGEST innocence kink known to man. he literally loves taking virginites

he literally has an angel kink. theres nothing that screams innocence/corruption kink more than that

he likes to dress you up as an angel too!! white lace lingerie & it would get him going more if he could get you to wear a halo headband!

his literal petname for u is, 'angel.' inside & outside of the bedroom. youre just so sweet & precious, how could he not call u angel??

literally just wants to corrupt u everytime he has sex w u. taking your innocence or making you look innocent while doing a not so innocent activity

a lot of people think hes a switch but i dont think so tbh. he literally has no control in his real life which would make him more likely to want control in the bedroom. not saying he tops everytime but theres no chance i can see him giving up his domination/control

but what i do know for sure is that this man is a FREAK

his list of kinks is longer than the amendments on the bill of rights

breath play, bondage, knife/gun play, impact play, corruption/innocence kink, praise/degradation kink, literally anything if youre down

i mean. he is horny 24/7 so it is for certain that he would try anything once or do anything sexually w u as long as u liked it

he LOVES to praise u! youre his 'pretty baby' or 'good girl' but he also LOVES to get praised too. he needs to know how good he is doing

but there are times that hes very degrading, usually when he has had a bad day. because u can be his 'good girl' one day & the next youre his 'dirty slut'

he is also a brat tamer! if your acting too bratty he will bend u over his knee

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hellfiremunsonn · 1 year

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Pinkie Promise. Joseph Quinn x Reader

Pinkie Promise.

I DO NOT ALLOW MY WRITING TO BE REPUBLISHED ANYWHERE OTHER THAN MY OWN BLOG WITHOUT MY CONSENT

Summary: Joseph calls you on your day off, asking if you can watch his tiny two year old daughter Dodie.

(This fic has no smut. Younger audiences are able to read this without any explicit content. but I will still be marking and labeling my writing as 18+)

18 + IF YOU ARE NOT 18 OR OLDER DO NOT READ OR INTERACT WITH MY WRITING. IT IS NOT INTENDED FOR MINORS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MEDIA YOU CONSUME.

Warnings: fem!reader, rpf (don’t like it? don’t read it) singledad!Joseph, mentions of Dodie being a NICU baby, fluff, fluuuuffff, and more fluff. (IF THERES ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD TAG PLEASE LET ME KNOW)

Wordcount: 3357

You've been with Joseph long enough that his tiny two year old daughter Dodie, has a routine with you when you're around. You don't live with Joseph yet although he has mentioned it in passing a few times, but you just want to make sure that Dodie always comes first, and you don't want to take up anymore of her and her daddys space that you haven't already. You do has much as you can for the two of them, showing Joseph how much you love him and Dodie. Joseph tries to stop you often, especially when you can't stop buying things for his little girl, but you just love her so much and want to give her everything.

So when Joseph calls you in the early morning on your day off, reluctantly asking if you could come over and watch Dodie while he had to go into the city for meetings you quickly said yes. His usual sitter fell through, and he couldn't get another one in time and didn't want to risk commuting with a fussy toddler and then into a meeting of a potential big project. Reassuring him it was no big deal, and that you would have found yourself on his couch later that night anyway so it was more of a convenience. He sighed and said he'd make it up to you, but you shushed him, he didn't need to owe you anything for taking care of his daughter, it was a privilege to you and you would never say no.

You slip on a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt, chucking an oversized sweater over your shoulders and shoved your belongings into your pockets and headed out the door to Joes apartment. You stopped to grab yourself and Joe a coffee.

When you get to Joes apartment, you could already hear Dodie babbling away on the other side of the door before you unlocked it, letting yourself in with the extra key Joe had given you. Dodie squealed from the other side of the kitchen when she saw the door open and you come through. Two coffees in one hand, tucked under your chin, while you kicked the door shut with your foot and dropped the keys onto the counter. Joe smiled at you from his spot next to Dodie, an all too small looking spoon held in his hand. Putting the rest of your items onto the counter you rounded the small island towards your two favourite people.

"Good morning my loves!" You cooed, giving Joseph a small kiss, and a splatter of kisses to Dodies cheeks while she giggled. All blonde curls and big brown eyes just like her daddy.

You smiled at her fondly, thinking back to when she was so shy around you. She would constantly hide her face into Joseph, little hands clutching into the fabric of his clothes. In the beginning she wanted nothing to do with you really, not that she didn't like you, Dodie just genuinely had no interest in you being there; and then one day the three of you were cuddled on the couch, she was tucked up into Josephs side while you were tucked up against the other. Your hand tracing patterns lazily across his stomach, only stopping when Dodies small hand reached across to hold onto one of your fingers, sighing in content around the nipple of her bottle while her eyes became heavy and she eventually fell asleep.

"I'm so sorry for calling you on your day off, I feel terrible" Joseph said standing up to greet you, his hands grabbing at your waist to pull you closer to him. "You look beautiful" He said softly, and you wrapped your arms around his neck and stood on your tippy toes to kiss him. "So do you" You said between kisses. "And don't ever be sorry for calling me when you need something, especially if it's for your kid okay?" you grabbed his face in your hands and squishing his cheeks together.

"I love you, and I love her, I'd do anything for the both of you" You kissed his nose and his cheeks tinged with pink. "Go get ready for work, I'll continue feeding this little gremlin" You said looking down at Dodie, who had her spoon aggressively pushed into mouth, making her cheek pop out, but was content nonetheless. You took Josephs spot in his chair, taking the spoon away from Dodie, scooping up some of the oatmeal in her bowl and bringing it to her mouth, she accepted it happily, shimmying in her seat with each bite.

You watched Joseph get ready for his day, flitting around his apartment, stepping over baby toys, and laundry that needed to be folded all while mumbling to himself as he went. It was all very domestic, and made your heart flutter, and you couldn't wait for the days when this would become your new everyday routine with him.

By the time Joseph was ready, you and Dodie were sat on the carpet in the living room, the wizard of Oz playing on the TV behind you, while you passed different coloured blocks with animals on them back and forth to dodie while she babbled away stacking them.

Laying on your side, propped up by your elbow you reached for one of the blocks and asked "What sound does a cat make Dodie?" Pointing to a square with an orange tabby cat on it. She took the block from you while making small high pitched sounds that sounded like 'maow'

"Good job baby! Cats do meow don't they?" You said while adding a few meows yourself, tickling under her chin until she giggled. You swiped your finger under her chin, catching the drool that pooled there and wiping it on your jeans, leaning back onto your elbow to glance up at the TV. The scene had startled Dodie and her head snapped towards the tv, watching a glimpse of the wicked witch as she cackled loudly, and Dodie was very much not a fan of her. She whined, her eyes quickly filling with tears as she reached her little hands out towards you for help.

"Oh darling" you said sitting up, gathering her into your arms, one hand scooped under her bum, the other resting on the back of her head. You quickly reached for the remote and paused the movie so the witch wasn't on screen, and she tucked her face into your neck. You cooed at her. "It's okay baby it's just pretend" Bringing her with you up onto the couch, you slouched down so she could lay on her tummy on top of you. You patted her back with one hand while you wrapped your finger around one of her curls.

"What's going on over here? A cuddle party without me?" Joseph said standing on the other side of the couch, hands on his hips with a fake scowl across his face. Dodie turned her head hearing Josephs voice, reaching a hand out towards him while using the other to push herself up off of you, her little palm digging into your collarbone harshly but you didn't complain. "Dada" she mumbled around her pacifier, big fat tears rolling down her cheeks, a small hiccup of a sob escaping her.

"Wicked witch" you stated, lifting her up off of you and into Josephs waiting arms and he nodded, knowing exact scene had bothered his little girl, while he joined you on the couch.

"Well thankfully I've got a few moments to spare to give my girls a cuddle before I have to go" he said leaning into you, wrapping one arm around your shoulders to pull you into him while the other held Dodie firmly on his lap, patting at her back to sooth her.

"So mean that daddy has to leave us huh?" You said to dodie, swiping a tear off her tiny cheek.

"Well I have to work if I want to keep spoiling you two don't I?" he teased, kissing your head where he could reach.

"I get spoiled just from being around you Joey" You said honestly, snuggling your cheek into his shoulder, dreading how short this sweet moment is going to be, knowing Joe had to leave soon.

"You're so annoying" he said with a huff. "Can't I spoil you with things?"

"You can! I'm just saying I don't need anything, everything I need or would want is right here" You said glancing down between Dodie and back up at him.

Joseph swore his heart was going to squeeze so tight it would pop out of his chest with how much he adored you. You never once complained about Dodie, not that many people would, she's perfect, but being a single dad while dating doesn't always go to plan. Sometimes sitters fall through, or babies get sick, schedules can't be shifted because you're trying to in-still a routine for your kid, all the while she's sleep regressing and having a full meltdown in the middle of a grocery store. They're all things you took with pride, your smile never faltering, and always eager to help whenever you could.

"I love you" he said in a rush.

You giggled, hiding your face slightly into his shoulder before kissing it and turning back to him. "I love you too Joey"

His phone dinged, signalling him it was time to leave, so he hoisted Dodie up onto his hip while he walked over to the front door. Following behind him while you waited patiently for him to hand Dodie back to you. It was quite impressive how much he could do with one hand, obviously having to get used to it over the majority of the past two years, but it still baffled you nonetheless. He managed to get his shoes and coat on in record time all while his little girl clutched onto him.

"Okay, I shouldn't be gone for too long, probably just a little past lunch" He pulls Dodie away from him slightly. "Be a good girl for me while I'm gone yeah?" He said peppering kisses all over her face until she giggled so hard her pacifier fell out of her mouth.

"Formula is in the cupboard, you already know where that is, I have her bottles already done in the fridge so you just have to warm them up, and if you-"

"Joseph!" You huffed out with a laugh, quickly bending down to grab the pacifier, and held your arms out for her when you stood back up. She let you scoop her up with no fuss, and you leaned forward up on your tippy those to kiss Joseph once more before he left. "I've done this a million times, I know what I'm doing with her" You teased.

"Thank you again sweetheart" he said with his forehead touching yours.

"You don't need to thank me Joey" you said with an eye roll.

"Yeah but that wont stop me from doing it" He kissed you again. "Alright I'm off, see you in a few hours"

"Say bye dada!" You said to dodie, taking her hand into yours and waving it at Joseph while he left. She giggled in your arms.

You honestly didn't have to do much when you watched over Dodie by yourself. She was quite an independent baby and didn't mind playing by herself. You texted Joseph often throughout the day to ease his anxieties of leaving her alone. No matter who she was with he always worried about her, so you always sent him a million pictures of her in the mean time.

Snuggled up on the couch dodie sat in-between your legs while you scrolled through your phone, looking at pictures and videos of animals, and other baby safe videos that Dodie had much to say about, and you let her babble. Pretending to understand what she was saying, a few actual words slipping into her sentences every so often.

The two of you did that for a while before going back to her toys on the floor, singing and dancing to music, your morning had been filled with so much laughter you thought your cheeks might fall off with how much you had been smiling.

Around 11 you noticed her starting to get a little fussy, rubbing at her eyes with the backs of her hands, and whining until finally turning to you and said "Up?" arms outstretched towards you while her hands open and closed rapidly.

"What do you need little one?" you asked, lifting her up and holding he securely against your hip, bringing her with you to the kitchen because you already knew what she wanted.

"You want a bottle and have a little nap?" you said glancing down at her pouty face.

"Buh-buh" she said with a nod, watching your hands as you made work of one of her pre made bottles, popping it into the microwave for a few seconds.

"Yep, we just gotta warm it up a bit yeah?" She laid her head on your shoulder, her hands playing with the ends of your hair while you swayed her back and forth until her bottle was done. You tested it to make sure the temperature wasn't too hot, and when it wasn't you put the lid back on. Giving it a good shake before handing it to her.

"You wanna lay down in dadas bed?" You asked her, reaching for a cleaned pacifier off of the counter, and a fresh baby blanket off the back of the couch.

"Dada" she said repeating you, looking towards the front door where hours ago she watched him leave for work. "Dada?" she said again, but it sounded like a question and you looked down at her to see the sudden realization on her face, that her father was not around. You made the mistake of mentioning him and now in her sleepy and vulnerable state she just wanted her dada.

"Dada will be home soon my love" you quickly placed all the items held in your other hand onto Jospehs bed. Repositioning Dodie so she was now cradled in your arms on her back, and you held her bottle to her lips. She whined, shoving it away with her hands, and rolling her head to the side. You started bouncing and rocking her side to side. "I know baby" you cooed.

"You don't want your nice warm bottle? It'll make you feel so good" you said while trying again to feed her but she wasn't having it. Whimpering until she wailed, one loud cry before tucking her face into your chest.

"It's okay baby, daddy will be home soon, you're okay" you said softly, bringing her back up your chest, her little feet kicking slightly, trying to push herself away from you in frustration but gave up quickly, too tired to fight you. One hand held under her bum and the other on the back of her head. You began humming 'somewhere over the rainbow' while continuing to rock her back and forth, patting her bum lightly while she cried. Letting her get the emotions out, knowing the only solution was Joseph, but that wasn't an option right now.

She didn't cry for long, and her hiccuped cries faded until she was almost completely asleep in your arms. "Buh-buh" she said leaning back to look at you.

"Yeah? You want your bottle?"

"Pwease" she said looking at you with those big brown eyes, that were almost identical to Joes.

You were laying on your side on Josephs bed, with Dodie laying down next to you. The wizard of Oz continued to play and dodie was interested in it again while her droopy eyes watched the screen. One of her hands holding the bottom of her bottle to her mouth, the other playing with the sleeve of your sweater. "Did you know that your daddy named you after Dorthy?" You said quietly, leaning forward to catch a glimpse at her face. "You were so little, he told me he couldn't believe you were even real" You laughed at the memory. "You were in the NICU and they always had music, or a kids movie for the babies when someone couldn't be in there with him, and this movie" you said pointing to the TV "This movie was on all the time, whenever he came to feed you, or just to hold you, it always happened to be on, and he decided on Dorthy"

You watched her eyes slowly close, and finally, after a few fighting blinks she fell asleep. Her bottle falling from her mouth which you quickly replaced with her pacifier, moving her bottle onto the nightstand before turning back to her. You traced her features lightly. The tips of your fingers trailing their way around her small face. Across her eyebrows, the slope of her nose, the apple of her cheeks.

"Your daddy is doing such a good job raising you" you whispered to her. "I'm proud of him"

You were proud of him. You couldn't imagine what it must have been like to be a single father to a newborn baby, and even now with Dodie at two, I'm sure it's still a huge learning curve.

After a few more selfish minutes of watching her sleep, you scooped her up as gently as you could, bringing her into her small room across from Josephs. Placing her in her crib, pulling the curtain closed, turning the baby monitor on along with her sound machine all before creeping out and closing the door almost fully. Leaving it open just a few inches so you could come sneak a glance at her whenever you wanted.

With a satisfied sigh you turned to make your way back towards the living room, jumping when you noticed Joseph standing just on behind.

"Jesus Christ!" you exclaimed, as quietly as you could. Placing a hand over your heart glancing quickly at Dodie through the door to make sure you didn't startle her awake.

"I mean the name is Joseph but you can call me whatever you want" he teased with that annoyingly handsome smirk spreading across his face.

Overwhelmed with the love for his daughter and the love for him you rushed to him, almost knocking him over when you wrapped your arms around his neck. Crushing the two of you into a hug.

"What's wrong lovey?" he said into your hairline with a kiss. "Usually it's dodie who misses me this much"

"Always miss you" you said into his shoulder, muffled by his jacket. You pulled back from him, arms still wrapped around his neck, and his brows furrowed when he saw your eyes glisten with tears.

"Y'alright?" he asked, bringing both his hands up to cup your cheeks, swiping away a stray tear with his thumb.

"I just love you a lot" you laughed, causing more tears to fall. "And Dodie, you've done so well with her, she's so perfect Joey, and I'm just truly so happy and- and lucky! To have you both in my life"

Joe cleared his throat, trying to shake off the sudden flood of emotions, but he still smiled. He leaned down to kiss you softly. Your wet cheeks molding with his, and you both laughed. "I'm so utterly obsessed with you" he whispered. "Move in with me" he said abruptly

"What?" you said pulling away from him slightly.

"Move in with me" he repeated smiling. "Or we can find a bigger place, whatever it is we can do it" He peppered your face with kisses.

"Joseph!" you squealed, slapping at his chest playfully.

"What?" he said with that cheeky grin.

"You really want me to move in with you?" you said gnawing at your bottom lip with nerves

"I really do" he said kissing you quick, his thumb coming up to pull your lip from your teeth. "I can't stand another day not waking up to you, I want to see both my girls each day"

"Really?" you asked again.

"Pinkie promise" he said leaning back, only enough to bring his hand up, pinkie outstretched towards you.

Your stomach flipped and you smiled, wrapping your own pinkie around his while he tugged you closer to him for another kiss.

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im-yn-suckers · 8 months

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they dont match butttttt, I. DO. NOT. CARE. PERIODT.

pairing- bf choi yeonjun x mexican female reader

warnings- hugs, kisses, food, not proofread, uhhhhh idk what else lol

yes, i did it. coming from a mexican female, i think i have a say in this. where all my mexicanas at? i love yall🫶🏻

christmas with your parents was an exciting topic for yeonjun. he always wanted to meet your parents and was extremely excited to meet them on christmas.

you arrive at you parents house and yeonjun was flowing with excitement and joy. he was excited to stay the night and he wanted to see how you lived growing up. you werent nervous about him meeting your parents at all because you knew theyd get along. you were a bit worried about the food.

what if he didnt like it? would it make your parents feel guilty? no, hes going to love it.

"mija! your here! oh i missed you!" your mom greeted you at the door as soon as she saw you. you hugged your dad next.

"mija! how are you?" "im ok, papi" yea, you called him papi, and? he your father, you love him.

"mijo! its so nice to finally meet you! how are you?" "yes it is! im alright, mrs.-" "oh, dont start that nonsense, call me mama." you heart melted at the sight of your mom and your boyfriend getting along so well.

"mijo, how are you?" "im good, mr.-" "call me suegro" (it means father in law in spanish). "alright" your dad shook yeonjuns hand and smiled very fondly at him.

"so! shall we have some dinner!" "lets eat!"

the table was decorated with pozole, tamales, pico de gallo, enchiladas and mole. yeonjun was left amazed at all the dishes on the table.

you two ere standing as your mom brought out the bowls, spices, and anything you could imagine.

"sit down mijo, get whatever you'd like, i made pozole and tamales. if you dont like that theres pico de gallo, enchiladas, mole, and theres desserts."

"thank you" he served himself some pozole and you grabbed the bowl of tortilla chips to eat with the pozole. (thats how i eat it lmao, if you eat it differently, adjust it as you wish)

"uh, y/n how do i eat it?" he nervously giggled and stared at his bowl in confusion.

"you can use your spoon to drink the soup, you can roll up the tortilla to dip it in the soup and use the spoon to eat the chicken and the corn. and you can also put lime, lettuce, raddish, and chile in it."

"ok, thank you" he did as you told him to and his face lit up with delight when he took the first spoonful. "wow, this so good!'

"im glad you liked it, mijo!''

he served himself one enchilada, a small spoonful of mole, and some pico de gallo, you cant forget the tamal he put on his plate.

he ate some of everything and he loved every bite of it. you mom served him a glass of horchata and he had two cups of it!

"i'll clean up you guys go and wait in the living room, and when im done we can eat dessert!" your mom obviously could not wait until a certain dessert that ill leave to your imagination for now.

"i'll help you pick up!" yeonjun immediately refused to sit down and went to go help you mom.

in the living room, you and your dad were chatting. "so, yeonjun, really liked the food, huh, mija?" "yea, he loved it. i think he liked moms pozole best though. the chiltipin helped a lot too." "well, your mom made a lot for your could take leftovers home." "i'd love that. also, mami never made this much food for christmas when i was a little girl. we only had pozole and we bought the horchata, did she make it?' ' she did, and she was going to make birria but it takes too long." "aww, i love her birria" "come get desserts guys!!" your mom poked out of the kitchen and called you in.

when you walked in, the table had a big rosca de reyes in the middle and buñuelos and conchas, and mugs of champurrado. oh, how you missed the nostalgic smell.

"ok, who wants the first piece of it?" "be careful, if you get the baby, you need to make the tamales for everybody" "oh, uh. should i get the first piece?" "if you want" "papi, did you get the baby?" " no thankfully" "mami, give me this piece" "no baby!!!" "yeonjun, here you go!" she gave him a random slice and she bought the rosca de reyes so, she couldnt cheat. "did you get it baby?" "uh, yea." your family burst into laughter at the fact that yeonjun, who had tasted tamales for the first time today, was stuck making them!" "ay, mijo! i'll give you guys the recipe dont worry."

all the dessert was delicious and so was the champurrado. you and yeonjun cleaned up as your parents set up the living room for gifts and maybe some mistletoe. but shhhh. they may be mexican but, they still follow the trends duh.

"so, we gotta make tamales for the boys huh"

"i guess, but i dont know how to make them. and your lucky, mami never made this much food on christmas."

"im her favorite i guess" "when i was a kid, i always dreamed of getting the baby. when i turned fifteen, me and my sister got it and we were stuck with making tamales. never wanted the baby ever again."

yeonjun laughed as you walked into the living room with your mom and dad waiting. a big present marked yeonjun and y/n was waiting in your seat.

"open this one first!" you opened it and a big ol pot was wrapped up. your mom and dad were laughing and you and yeonjun were smiling. you mostly wanted to cry, you cant make tamales like girl.

everyone opened up their gifts and they gave you guys some to give to the boys back home. "alright, its really late lets go to sleep." you and yeonjun got ready for bed and went into your parents guest room. it was filled with pictures of your childhood an teen years and stuff you wouldnt really display yourself.

"good night mijo! buenas noches mija! te amo! (i love you)" your mom told you both as you were walking into your room. "buenas noches mami. te amo!" "good night mama!" you wouldve definitely melted into putty right there and then if you could.

you plopped into the bed and waited for yeonjun to finish changing. "your moms so sweet. y/n!" "i know, she was texting me nonstop in the morning asking what time we were heading over." "aww," he laid down and kissed you softly. "goodnight baby" "goodnight my love"

in the morning you were woken up with a torta that smelled like heaven. you needed to leave soon so you ate then went to your room to clean up your things. "we only ate beans and tortilas for breakfast when i was a kid. you must really be the favorite." "she loves me''

"alright, mami. the cars loaded, we're gunna get going."

"oh, wait!" she brought out three(BIG) full bags of containers of food.

"wow, this is alot. " "good, now no one will have to cook for at least a day." "with five men in the house, itll be gone in an hour"

"bye mijo, it was nice having you over and meeting you." "thank you suegro. it was nice meeting you too" yep, melted again.

"mija, bye, i love you." "bye papi, i love you too"

"mija, bye, i'll miss you. thank you for coming over. i love you" "i'll miss you too, thanks for having us. i love you too mami"

"ay mijo. i dont want you to leave." "i dont want to leave either"

"bye mijo, thank you so much for coming. i'll miss you." ''bye, mama. thank you for having us. i'll miss you too."

you two walked out the front door and got into the car.

"love you guys! say hi to the boys for me!" "we will mami! love you too!"

"bye mama! love you!!!"

and with that, you were driving back to your house. yeonjun intertwined your hands and kissed it. man he was hot driving with one hand.

the end

um so why am i posting a christmas fic in august, bc i thought abt it while eating mole sooooooooo. yall, before you come at me for having the rosca de reyes in december, i know its eaten in january but, yall arent gunna visit them until then soooo. uh LATINAS FOR YEONJUN

#im-yn-suckers #txt yeonjun #txt fluff #txt ff #txt fanfic #txt #txt post #yeonjun fanfic #yeonjun x reader #choi yeonjun #yeonjun #LATINAS FOR YEONJUN

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mulling-over-milgram · 7 months

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A brief analysis of the magic tricks in cat

quick disclaimer I have not done magic in years and never did anything that advanced so my knowledge on the subject is limited this is not a how to the tricks this an analysis of the tricks.

First trick! Making a ring disappear this is i’m 90% sure impossible! :)

making rings disappear is pretty common and before rings magicians used fumbles but with that you usually have a cloth to assist or you put the ring on one hand pretend to move it to another but really its still in the first!

the only way I can think of is that he slipped the ring up his sleeve here

and then the dove idk anyway to make that work the ring is feasible but the dove?

I think the ring pretty clearly represents marriage were as the dove represents love so through lies turning marriage into love / making marriage disappear and turning it into / replacing it with love

I think this trick represents kazui telling hinako about not loving her / him lying about loving her the ring/marriage fall from his mouth like how we use our mouths to speak and he uses his magic/deception to make the marriage/ring disappear

Moving out of order briefly lets look at this shot there is lots of magic equipment in the ground

Cards! Cards are used for a variety of tricks you’ve probably heard of pick a card any card but don’t show me , take a card from the top shuffle the deck and I’ll find it , making cards disappear reappear , change suits and or numbers , you might have seen the episode of X factor were one of the judges drew a card from a shuffled and magian had the card printed on his shirt. Cards are used in all levels of magic and are pretty much always slight of hand/misdirection/prediction card tricks are some of the most beginner friendly though I can’t think of any tricks that only use one card like are depicted here usually you need a deck or a few other cards to make a hand.

wand! Wands are very traditionally magic well all of these are , wands can be used for again the verity of things though they are associated with hat tricks , making things appear from in side the hat (the way I did this personally was using a slit and compartment in the back of the hat and sometimes a hand puppet but there are many ways to do hat tricks)

as fun as puppet symbolism is I doubt this method was on the mind of the mv team or they would have included a puppet or hat

wands can be used for misdirection and moving your audiences attention to somewear.

another trick you might if heard if is what often referred to as the pencil trick were you pinch the end of a pencil and shake it so it appears to be wobbly you can also do this trick with a wand the reason I mention it is these tricks (apart from the maybe spoons) are all beginner friendly and wobbly pencil or wand in this case is about as beginner friendly as you can get.

Going on more about common tricks flowers in a wand a trick well publicised by tv producing a bouquet from a wand , bouquets are associated with lovers.

coins are again used in loads of tricks lots of one’s involving hands and misdirection theres a trick that swaps a ring and coin between your left and right hands , coins have to sides two them (two sides to a relationship? To faced), theres a trick where you make a coin disappear through a table. you place a coin on the table slam you hand down on the table on top (like your forcing the coins through the table) then you sweep the coin of the table but make it look your just pulling your hand off the table

spoons! Spoon bending is a super popular trick and though bending spoons with your mind isn’t beginner friendly (kinda breaking the pattern) there is a beginner alternative

Where you use you hands to make people think you have bent the spoon

string! The only trick I can think of is the disappearing knot

as for the hoops prisoner-000 had a great post about them

all of these are hand tricks (typically) , deception and redirection tricks and like mentioned prior they are all popular and beginner friendly

As for the card its a ace of spades , ace before being used for playing cards was for the one side of a dice and hence has associations with bad luck. The spade is very similar to the heart which is the holy grail and the card being a one could be a reference to a one sided relationship

ace can be either one of the highest or lowest card’s depending on what you play.

This is a trick wear you use you fingers to manoeuvre the ring to the fold of your hand so it looks like its disappeared

#Milgram #kazui mukuhara

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myunghology · 1 year

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I HAVE A REQUEST!! 💞💞 Only if its not too much btw ( my acc’s been acting up so would you mind tagging me if you do decide to do my request )

Perhaps you could do Kaeya/Thoma/Itto cuddling hc’s? I love these boys with all my heart <3

summary ! kaeya, thoma, itto cuddling headcanons. pairings ! kaeya, thoma, itto x gender neutral! reader. author's note ! the writers block is real guys. ALSO OH MY GOD ITS BEEN A MONTH IM SORRY, also my @ doesn't work when it comes to your user huhuhuhu

\\ KAEYA

mimimimimimi

guys im a visual learner so

okay sorry my bad, i just dont know how to explain HELP

im visualizing half spoon here, you cant tell me that, that is not kaeya if you search it

if you dont agree then

?? why are you still here

LEAVE! SHOO!

okay sorry back to the topic, kaeya is laying on his back and then you're laying on your side, your hand on his chest, or you can place your head on his chest too

i also feel like he's a light sleeper, so whenever you try to get up to get water in the middle of the night, he probably comes with you.

but then again i feel like he also sleeps pretty late

or he sleeps pretty early, theres no in between..

he gets tired too you know!!!!!!!

also your place rarely ever switches by cuddling, but if you get lucky, then maybe it does?

but its like, a one time sight. probably when he's sick or something.

im not saying its impossible.. but its kaeya..

spooning is also another alternative! him naturally as the big spoon.

again, its rare if you guys switch places, but in this cuddling position i dont think its that rare.

maybe just uncommon, more when h's feeling clingy,

\\ THOMA

another light sleeper

i think the position that suits him the most is face to face cuddling, he just likes to wake up looking at your face first thing in the morning.

okay.. that sounded weird. but you know what i mean!!!

WAKES YOU UP TO BREAKFAST IN BED

my bad this isnt waking up with them headcanons

back to the topic, you'd hold hands while cuddling too.

it just gives him a comfort that even he cant describe

funny coming from a writer innit LMFAOOOO

also un-related, but he offers for you to lay on his lap while hes knitting or something

and when you accept, HE LIKE.. DOESN'T MOVE AT ALL

because he doesn't wanna make you uncomfortable awww

( im gonna kill myself )

no seriously he absolutely doesn't move, he doesn't care if his legs get numb or even when he's already finished, he doesn't get up unless you do

especially when you end up falling asleep

unless he really has to go to the bathroom

guys priorities okay

you guys sometimes wake up to taroumaru jumping on the bed waiting for his food because you guys may or may have not woke up late

\\ ITTO

.. guys look at whos the odd one out here

deep sleeper, you cant tell me less

theres a small part of me telling me that he isnt because he wants to be alert, but im leaning more to the deep sleeper one

oh also, pretty similar to kaeya.

but switching positions really isnt rare with itto

if you want to switch then who is he to complain.

wrong he actually complains first before giving in, he acts like he doesn't want to but he actually does

hes such a manloser i love him

ofcourse you usually wake up first

like it or not he also probably snores

you mostly sleep with your head on his chest

who doesn't want their head on his chest

honestly.

you have something wrong in your head if you dont

may ubo ata utak mo eh

WAKES UP IN THE MOST QUESTIONABLE POSITIONS EVER

but then i do too so why am i judging

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milkstoner · 1 year

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CONSIDER: mallesil where malleus has a really good spice tolerance (im talking habanero spice tolerance). he thought nothing of it until he attempted to feed a 6 month old silver a bite of something spicy… that’s when he discovered humans’ spice tolerance is laughable. as silver grows up, malleus likes teasing him by feeding him bites of something spicy, knowing full well the poor boy is going to cry and suffer and drool. it’s funny to malleus lol, and he keeps flexing his own spice tolerance on silver. silver knows not to trust malleus when he’s offered food, candy, etc. hes learned to expect that he’s going to suffer long minutes because he can’t just decline a gift from the prince… just the sadistic smile on his face says it all lol.

one day in the diasomnia lounge, lilia brings carolina reapers from seven knows where, doesn’t matter. he’s thinking of cooking with them (bad idea). he warns the boys that the peppers are super spicy. malleus, show off that he is, decides to put this pepper to the test. he takes one, examines it, defies it with his gaze lol, and puts the entire thing in his mouth. next thing you know, he’s curled up on the floor with tears streaming down his face. mans face turns red, his head is ringing, girl he has instant heartburn and he burps fire, WHICH MAKES THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE SO MUCH WORSE. silver watches silently, wondering if this is what malleus felt like watching him in pain lol… a part of him wants to laugh. but he watches over malleus while sebek is SCRAMBLING, running in every direction to get ice cream.

silver: THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO THE FRIDGE SEBEK WHAT ARE YOU DOING

sebek: WHICH FLAVOUR SHOULD I PICK?

silver: DOES IT MATTER? JUST TAKE WHICHEVER YOU FIND

silver is on his knees taking malleus’ face in his hands, he’s like “breathe, breathe, it’s okay we’re getting you ice cream, milord” the eye contact they share is delicious… silver cant say it, but his eyes definitely express something like “that’s what you fucking get bitch”, while malleus is fighting for his damn life gasping for air tears filling his eyes it’s so over for him. he’s getting his ass beat by a tiny pepper in the middle of the lounge. in front of many diasomnia students. he’s sweating, poor thing, silver has to slick his hair back, yk free his face from anything warm, so he can breathe and cool down y todo. he’s totally powerless in that moment silver feels bad, sure, but there’s this sadistic feeling, too… a taste of his own medicine. and he fed himself his own medicine like an imbecile.

finally lilia saves the day with like, four tubs of fancy vanilla ice cream. when silver opens the tub malleus nearly buries his face in it lol silver spoon feeds him… it’s very cute mal bites down on the spoon so violently he can’t handle the heat😭😭 so silver has to be gentle so mal doesn’t choke like a fucking idiot. he eventually calms down and yes… yes he eats all four tubs of ice cream in one sitting. after it’s over silver smiles at him and malleus does his classic little cute pout. we don’t talk about this.

#malleus draconia #twisted wonderland #twst #malleus twst #twst malleus #mallesil #twst silver #silver twst

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freestyle-crocodile-trashpile · 2 years

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Inhuman

A/n: so the readers inhuman species is based on a alien species I made so yeah

Summary: the turtle Brothers with a boyfriend that isn't human

Version: 2016/14

Raphael

Wouldn't be happy your way taller than him

Like why you gotta me so tall

But he's loves you

Complains alot but loves you

He secretly loves that he can big a little spoon with you

Likes you hold your hands

Definitely tried to make himself look scared than you when you two met yeah that didn't work

Hates you have to get on your knees just to kiss him

Knows he can't when a fight against you so he always bragging his boyfriend is better than leo

Wonders if he will ever be your height

If he could he would use you as a training dummy

Instead of you sitting on his back when he does push ups he sits on your

Has compared hand sizes only for yours to be two times bigger

He got really upset tried to play it off

But no matter now much he says he hates it he loves being alot smaller then you

It let's him know he can't hurt you as easily

He adores you and wilk spend his time either thinking about you or staring at you

Donatello

Has studied your spikes and wondered how they come out of your elbows

But he helps you cut them and sand them down so their not to long and sharp

Definitely made a chair that wouldn't break if you sat in it after you broke his other chairs

Wonders how you sleep at foot

Worrys you would be cramped if you slept over

Has drawn your teeth and eyes in a diary

Asked many questions about your home planet and about people

He just like raph loves being the like spoon and smaller than you

It makes him happy when you hug from behind

But also scares him knowing you could easily remove him from his spot in less than a second

But enjoys it

He will sometimes just stare at your 6 arms in awe

Loves how you hug him cause it's not a Normal hug

Basically studys you like your an unknown animal

Leonardo

Is still shocked he managed to date you

Like you look like a God and still manage to make time for him

He's a bit insecure about the size difference

But he knows you can't control it so trys not it let it get to him

Loves yo lay on you after training

He loves the warmth you give off

He also likes how you also have scaly skin even if it doesn't show he loves it

Also loves messages from you since yours hands are really big they get all the spots he needs

He gets embarrassed if you pick him up even if he injured his legs he hates being picked up

He wonders if you have feeling in your spikes you do

Was going to test it but didn't

He loves to train with you even tho your twice his size

He makes you cook with him because of your extra arms it's alot easier than two

Sometimes he thinks you have something wrong with your arms since their a very different color from the rest of you

Has poked himself with your back spikes it was while you two were going to sleep

He almost screamed it scared him pretty badly

You had to reassure him your spikes won't stab him

Even tho they just did

He will never say it but he actually loves your spikes but didn't notice the ones on top of your head

Michelangelo

Unlike his brothers mikey is also telling you everything he loves about you

Oh your spikes are so cool to him

He thought you were gonna have a tail

You didn't but he loves that you usually wear revealing clothes

He will openly stare at you will you talk and it's 10x better if you talk with your hands theres just something about your back muscles

He will openly admit it that he stares if anyone askes

He also loves it when you sit on the couch with your legs on either side of him while he's playing video games or watching something

Always wants to sleep in your arms it's a comfort thing

You were his gay awakening and he didn't deny it

Has asked why you have 5 eyes and if your third eye can see into the further

But almost gagged when it rolled back

Definitely didn't ask about it again he almost got nightmare from it

Also was awed by your extra tongues

Tried to be taller than you once by standing on a chair but that Didn't work and if it did he couldn't tell you just got bigger

A/n:feel free to ask about the species I made I think it's really cool and interesting but don't feel pressured to ask

#tmnt #tmnt donatello #tmnt leonardo #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt headcanons #tmnt imagine #tmnt x male reader #bayverse tmnt #tmnt 2016 x reader #tmnt bayverse #tmnt 2016 x male reader

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Hi Hi Nohr! I had a question for you!! Do you think Shinsou, Kuroo and Allen would get along with Snøfle?

hi deru my love !!!! happy weekend !! will you be doing anything exciting ?? <!!!!33333

AND THAT SUCH A TOUGH QUESTION ACTUALLY,, i think its more of an issue of snøfle Not getting along with anyone... my toxic trait is generally telling snøfle hes a very good boy even though hes very bad most of the time KLJDSAKDHJAS <333 these three exactly are actually VERY different with him so its very fun to imagine thank u for sending it in!!!!! kissing u<3333

but ill break down their relationships with him!

kuroos patience with snøfle is wearing thin... first of all hes already stated he prefer dogs if he has to pick, but loves all animals generally! so when i tell him about snøfle he smirks and thinks easy peasy !! but the way snøfle wont let the bathroom door stay closed for any private matter or the way that he gets territorial about my dinner table when im cooking (its like he Knows therell be food on it soon and he wants to make sure hes the first to get it???? hes so strange bcos i havent fed him human food by the table ever) HE WILL CHOMP ANY WHO TRIES TO SET THTE TABLE. we have fooled snøfle exactly once (1) to believe that kuroos lap was mine underneath a blanket, and kuroo still tells the story of how snøfle sat on his lap proudly to everyone (omitting the fact that he was tricked, bamboozled, fooled). i think snøfle would LOVE kenma, which in turn would only make kuroo more frustrated tbh.... and the chances are that snøfle primarily likes kenma to annoy kuroo... i see a rivalry ..... and dont get me started if kuroo ever needs to petsit snøfle for me JHDSAKJHDAJ... he will hiss, whine, bite, headbutt, attack, cuddle, scream, hiss again... all in the first five minutes. when we go to bed in the evening, snøfle will howl and whine and complain when kuroo comes to cuddle. hes allowed nowhere near me (snøfle and i share a pillow and NOTHING shall come between that!).. so.. strained. battle of the garbage dump but its just kuroo having beef with my fat senior feline

shinsou on the other hand has no qualms about snøfles behavior. of course he internally wishes for more love from snøfle, but he isnt interested in forcing a relationship with him, taking every bite or slap without a grimace (even /i/ get worried about his indifference to snøfles Bad Boy Behavior). snøfle reluctantly opens up to shinsou only bcos he doesnt become visibly annoyed with him/puts up with his behavior after so long, and while he doesnt voluntarily cuddle with shinsou if im there, he will tolerate a petting and a good play while i read or write !!! theyre besties if im away, cuddling and spooning away as if he was the primary owner ! its very cute, but as soon as i unlock the door, he pretends shinsou doesnt exist again in favor of my attention. theres nothing more adorable than seeing the selfies shinsou sends of them tho!!!

and for last i got allen which is just a whole... oof situation, for both of them. allens got timcanpy who has a track record of being eaten by cats and snøfles NO exception when it comes to want to chomp him. its... terrible for everyone involved. allens childish side comes forth when it comes to snøfle, bcos snøfle is just so downright outrageous and rude. allen can talk perfectly poised and polite until snøfle enters the room with what allen perceives as a evil and mean grin. plus, snøfles a pretty RUDE food begger and allens VERY protective of his food. its not really... an ideal match, tbh. theres so much meat on allens plate so snøfles naturally more inclined to beg by him than me which doesnt help !!! i wish theyd get along better.. sometimes allen throws him a piece of meat in hopes itll leave him alone, but its only until the bites been devoured, then hes back on the table, all up in his face! i try to tell him this, but he do get desperate sometimes when snøfle almost steps on the plate or tips over his cup. although on VERY FEW occassions i have found them next to me on the bed in the middle of the night, cuddled up with allens arm around snøfles tummy. they both deny this, though. all my photo evidence has been mysteriously deleted......... i think snøfle will simply claim he thought it was my hand if we ever found a cat translation app.

DKSJFHSJ I HAVE BEEN GIGGLING OUT LOUD AT THESE IMAGINES........................ i almost cant believe snøfles THIS bad of a host but alas, he does have his... traits. i shall include my favorite and HIS favorite picture of him that shall make everyone who read this AWFUL slanderous defemation of snøfle immediately forget about it and only think of him as an angel !!

#THANK YOIU FOR SENDING IN THIS MWUAH IT REALLY CHEERED ME UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X 100000000000 #SMOOCHING YOU DERU #nohr.talks #lovenote: deru 🎮✨#nohr.headcanons #snøfle tag #ALSO BTW. THIS IS ALL STUFF HE DO TO MY FRIENDS

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