#anyways making these polls are funny

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

counting Kasper because i can and he lives in DB Too in my mind <3

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #wtdb #welcome to desert bluffs #kevin wtdb #kasper rhodes wtnv #charles the theologist #lauren mallard #goosey rambles #this post is pretty much rigged for charles to win btw /hj #but c'mon you can't tell me that anyone else on this list showers more than once a month #teehee #anyways making these polls are funny #again i literally have in my head what both kasper and kevin smell like because it's funny and it's important lore i swear #augh

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[wabblebees]

((please rb if you vote! obv this is just silly but im curious+wanna see ppls opinions<3))

#considered including cigarette butts and 'random green goop puddle' and a few other things but ultimately decided against it #so absolutely tell me if that was a mistake #ive never made a poll before! just thot itd be fun:] #garbage repeats as a gag across all kindsa media is SO funny to me for some reason #point+click games... childrens cartoons... comics of all kinds... so much dumpster diving #smth gets tossed & clangs+clatters a ruckus. smth else is yote+squeaks like a rubber duck. smth else flies by+makes an unseen cat caterwaul #how many people are throwing away perfectly intact fish skeletons in all these worlds across time & space #whats up with that #lmao #anyway. i desperately need to sleep but Cant so made this instead. cant tell if its funny or no but #who can tell! and hopefully if i typoed or anyth it wont be too bad when i look back at this lmao #ok byeeeee. mwah #bee speaks #polls #OMG JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO INCLUDE CDs....... well pretend i left it out on purpose ig. bc obv EVERYONE would vote for cds if they could

[destinywillowleaf]

one of a kind living in a world gone plastic

baby you're so classic

@most-tragic-character-tournament

(all my thoughts in the tags)

#anyway i found their theme song and lost my mind #tragedyshipping #lloyd garmadon #ninjago #antigone #tagamemnon #pollshipping #i'm gonna be thinking about this for the next hour before i go to sleep #i just wanted to make a playlist for them i didn't think i would find a perfect fit #they have taken over many of my braincells and i can't even complain this is the enrichment i needed #all i'm saying is the idea of a movie trailer for these two is taking shape more and more and this should 100% be the accompanying song #not even a full trailer because that would take forever but like. a 30 second TV spot. family drama. them not really getting along at first #(e.g. glaring at each other while being forced to dance or something) #but then warming up to each other on the road because road trips have my soul when it comes to movies ok #i want them to stargaze in the bed of a hotwired pickup truck while on the run from people who demand bloodshed (a poll winner) #the slow(?) burn of not wanting to be in this mess to actually enjoying spending time together to something more #(trailer/commercial ends on or just after “baby you're so classic” with the cut to the title and in theaters date) #maybe most of the tv spot is them arguing and making life hell for one another but it's hard to deny there's something more brewing #(one of the reviews is just ''A modern classic'' because i think i'm funny) #i really want the title to be a play off of them meeting through the tragic tournament but it's completely different from the tone i want #''tragedy: null and void'' is a fun one #i've never been the greatest at titles if they don't hit me like a truck #anyway hi folks i'm sorry if you have no idea what's happening and see this in your tags

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

first the pirate poll drama and now the stucky fans are frothing at the mouth lmao. literally i think everyone just hates the ofmd fandom bc they want what we have (queer queer romance written by a diverse writers room that actually cares about the characters and the story they're telling)

#for the record stucky was a FORMATIVE ship for me. it shaped me as a person it changed my literal brain chemistry forever. #i get it!! i know my hersory!!! i just really don't care who wins lol #Who Cares #the anger abt it all is so fucking funny tho fjdkshjkf #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #mcu #txt #mine #og #stucky poll #anyway in case this breaks containment uhhh what are some disclaimers i should make. hmmmm. #ok so ofmd is not perfect and i have a whole tag for criticizing it (yes this includes criticizing the entire premise) #yes also the ofmd fandom is annoying but so is every fandom who cares #also idc if you voted for stucky or gentlebeard im just here to laugh when ppl get rlly mad abt tumblr polls

[tragically-jane-doe]

*fiber artists i.e crocheting knitting sewing and the likes

#im honestly curious #i truly think if you can figure out how to make it with out a pattern go for it #anyways theres crochet drama rn which i think is funny #polls #tumblr poll #poll #sewing #crochet #knitting #fiber art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

From a previous poll it has been decided that Lan Wangji can cook, but the real question is....Can He Grill?

#poll #I was going to do my thing and make a funny comic on the poll results but.... #people got a little heated at that one. Not a unbearable amount of spice but I do not want to kick up any dust more than I have #Anyways now that THAT poll is over I just wanna add my two cents and say that I think both *can* cook. It's a matter of poor generalization #WWX knows the core principals but doesn't see much point in the process of cooking especially if it's just for him. Faster meals are better #Eat the raw ingredients and go back to work kind of guy #LWJ can follow a recipe and has the patience to cook a nice meal but doesn't have that innate chef sense. Useless without recipe type cook #They simultaneously can and cannot cook. It's situation specific #That *just* my own thoughts though! There is evidence to suggest both can cook if they must and there's the funny avenue of saying #that the are Banned From All Kitchens Everywhere #Cooking is different from grilling though. This I must know #guaranteed comic at the end of this one. For real this time. Even if people get very salty

[evadingreallife]

DISCLAIMER: i have my own opinions but mainly i just enjoy stirring up chaos. Tell me in the tags what you all think!!✨

Reblog for sample size etc etc you know it

ps. Yeah thats not a walrus emoji but its the closest i had cmooon cut me some slack guys

pps. bts as in BEHIND THE SCENES dont come @ me talking about BTS the group yall (<-actual mistake i have done. multiple times. yay.)

#polls #ao3 #fanfiction #fic #word count #how do i tag thissssss i dont want to tag specific fandoms ahhhhhhhhh #uhmmmmm maybe ill do it anyways ho ho here i go #hp #naruto #mdzs #tgcf #bnha #atla #orv #tbf im tagging orv just cause i think itd be funny to get into a fandom war with kdj over ways of survival lol #hmmmm now that ive thought that i gotta tag alsp #svsss #for the same reason tbh #pidw fanboy shen yuan ftw #oooooooh you know what #lotr #asoiaf #yeah that tracks #i think thats it #cant think of other fandoms with that many super duper long fics that im also into lol #btw i may have not mentioned it until now but i just know that stwwx is with us in spirit. if not in tags. akhsksjsls #if you have no idea what stwwx is well. good for you. you dodged a bullet there lol. #cql #for real tho has anyone ever counted cql as separate from mdzs in the history of ever lol #the art of making polls to poll

[skitskatdacat63]

Do not question the logistics of the planetary system :) Also yes, Pluto is a planet TO ME. And I came up w these when I was a lot younger, so don't question them :)

Also idk if this factors into one's choice here, but each planet is ruled by a god(dess.) Maybe I should make a poll about their ruling styles one day lol

I'd say "please reblog" but this is very niche so! But if so, please explain your choice, I'm curious! Or comment

+ examples of some under the cut:

Lol a lot of this is older, don't judge :) And I also don't have ocs from every planet unfortunately </3 hopefully one day!

Mercury:

Venus:

Saturn:

Uranus:

Neptune:

(lol can you tell I have a favorite planet, I think prob at least 50% of my ocs are from here)

Pluto:

Unwanted:

(these are actually my oldest ocs that I still use, and I had to rework them to fit into my au thus: unwanted. Very important lore tbh.)

#have to bring up oc stuff every couple months so I can feel close to it #i love them still but nowadays its easier to come up w ideas for fanart #<- which is exactly why i didnt want to start drawing fanart in the first place but whatever #this poll is like when id ask people this exact question in middle school #you guys are my friends at the lunch table :) #its funny whenever i draw a self insert tho i always make myself from Earth. it just feels real to me #im like yeah id love cat ears! or wings! etc. but to be just human makes me feel unique and at home LOL if that makes sense #one day id love to put f1 drivers in my au. not actually. but assign them planets and draw them in it yknow #again tho its hard. maybe theyd all be from earth. #making this poll cause i was gonna draw fernando as animals but i got too frustrated so here is an animal type poll instead #ah anyways wish i did more w this au nowadays but its harder. which is annoying. #catie.rambling.txt

[westvocap-ocbracket]

ROUND TWO! SIDE A-3

Sergei Kazarin Vs. Yura Beletsky

#voting time #character voting bracket #tumblr polls #sergei kazarin #ferry #yura beletsky #pafl #parties are for losers #vocaloid #western vocaloid #poll #vote #hey so like #dont let my icon deceive you. i know nothing about pafl #but i thought i heard someone say that sergei canonically beats up yura #that makes this matchup really fucking funny ngl #will sergei beat the ever living shit out of yura again? you decide! vote now on ur phone #anyways have fun

[secretsimpleness]

I've got problems with whomever designed Thane's fingers. Thane, Shepard / Mass Effect 2 (c) Bioware

Anyone remember that poll I posted in July? I shall share the results:

I did manage to produce two comics during my summer holiday but both were for Dragon Age, haha ha.... So there were delays for our second winner. But here it is! Thanks to those who voted :)

#thane krios #commander shepard #mass effect #mass effect fanart #comic #bioware #thane #shepard #custom shepard #dough scraper #never do I crave a dough scraper as much as when I look at thane's fingers. do people know about dough scrapers? whatever. #why do the fingers have to stick together? just give him one less finger if it's so damn important. #regarding the poll: sucks for everyone not voting for pathfinder as that game probably has the biggest backlog rn. #I don't know why I find that so funny. it just makes me giggle thinking about it. #anyway so I have been sick. I actually thought I would escape my summer sickness this year but alas. it arrived. #and at the worst possible time. every year my town holds this large and free culture festival and I was really looking forward to it - #but then the fever rolled in. I am still so upset. I'm crying over the spilled milk here. betrayal of the year. #it's fine. there will be more chances etc.

[whack-patty]

So guess who completely forgot that chocolate milk and strawberry milk is such a big internet thing and made a poll in the heat of the moment and now my inbox is full of T H E funniest tags but also now i can't find any of the non chocolate/strawberry milk debate stuff in the chocolate/strawberry milk flood i am drowning in

GOOD GOLLY

#i genuinely dont mind how bad im getting smoked because it is CO M E D Y G O L D #i will gladly put my dignity on the line in public as long as its a funny story later #the person i was debating with likes to scroll through the tags while im ignoring my phone #and read through her favorite of the mean choccy milk tags #right to me <3 its a good daily routine #anyway please universe do not let this one become a ten thousand billion note one i miss having like 12 notifications all about the blorbos #FR IM SURE I ALREADY SAID THIS BUT IF YOU NEED ME FEEL FREE TO SEND AN ASK and ill see it. late #the seeing it late is unrelated to the choccy milk thing #ive already made this announcement right before the poll thing #im making it again because theres a new reason im not seeing anybodys stuff #it is; being overwhelmed #in a good way i promise its really funny #but also oh gosh i have made a tactical error #i am lying in bed typing this instead of sleeping #if you read this far heres a fun fact for you; the human eye can percieve more shades of green than any other color #neat right #🟩📗🟢🍏🥗🥬💚♻️🐍🍃🌱🍀🤢🌲🌿 #green :^) #ramblin

[coffeebooh]

#young justice #yj polls #istg those are so funny to make #saw it in my drafts i’m bored #birdflash #snaibsel #koy #kaldur x will #kaldur x roy #kalduroy #idk the official ship name anyway #zaquel #dixk can’t tell wally bcoz wally’s dead 🤣🤣🤣

[dogin8]

MUTUAL POLLS DAY 1 BRACKET 1

@neil-gaiman

VERSUS

@taylorswift

#thought it'd be funny to make a mutuals poll and just. Obviously lie about who my mutuals are #anyways this'll probably be standalone but if I think of a way to make a second part to this that's also funny i will #the idea of doing a whole bracket of this and having like One actual mutual on there is quite appealing though #it's like 'Neil Gaiman vs Taylor Swift. Justin Timberlake vs Tumblr Staff. John Green vs Zac Efron. Michelle Obama vs my friend moss' #that'd be kinda funny i think #mutual polls #joke post

[thesweetsvillainshowdown]

ULTIMATE VILLAIN SHOWDOWN

May the best villain win.

#OHH IM GONNA MAKE PEOPLE MAD WITH THIS ONE HEHEHE #im sorry in advance for any mental conflict and turmoil this poll will cause #...but to me its going to be so funny to watch. sorry its the truth #anyways #sephiroth ff7 #sephiroth #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy #final fantasy vii #ganon #ganondorf #legend of zelda #loz ganon #loz #i may or may not have intentionally used totk ganondorf. but you can prove nothing.

[terrovaniadorm]

Old art but that should tell you how long he's been in WIP hell, too lazy to draw his school uniform.

Name: Achilles Cann

Nicknames: Ugly motherfucker, Pussyface (Emmett), Chasseur de sang (Rook)

Age: 18

Birthday: July 25

Height: 198cm

Species: Bestiore

Family: Parents, older brothers

Homeland: Deadrealm

Twisted from: Predator

Class: 3 - B

Dorm: Kombatra (@/rookvonhunt)

Occupation: Student

Club: Science Club

Best Subject: Biology

Dominant hand: Ambidextrous

Favorite Food: Rare steak

Likes: Hunting, studying and learning new skills, modern technology

Dislikes: Tatius. Weak people who can't fight or give him a challenge, arrogance

Talents: Tinkering with technology, being able to mimic people's voices

Hobby: Trophy collecting

Personality: Achilles is a hunter, precise and calculated. He can be arrogant and hot tempered but he still has a honor code, he's someone who doesn't need to talk with people if they don't get his interest but still somewhat respectful and remembers them even after the fact. Achilles is smart, doesn't hide the fact that he's a smart ass, enjoys taunting people.

Unique Magic: If it bleeds

Gives his blood healing factor, can heal wounds when smeared. Gives his blood a green glowing color.

Trivia

- Achilles is Blind (not completely) , he goes around using a mask with thermal vision installed, made by himself to aid him.

- Heir of a bounty hunting clan of Bestiore. Very proud.

- Being from Deadrealms he's fascinated by anything cold

- Spent his first year in Ignihyde before transferring to Kombatra. His interest in technology comes from his year in the dorm.

- Idia is terrified of Achilles.

- Fan of tamagotchi's, he finds it interesting that people would bond with an artificial pet. Don't say anything about it he'll get mad.

- Achilles has flirted with Kierron, his dorm leader, as he mistook him for a female Bestiore.

- Enjoys taunting people by mocking them in their own voice, who knows he developed it

- His older brothers are deceased, Achilles doesn't talk about them but a part of him looks for revenge.

#Kombatra my beloveds #Everyone's favorite hunter makes an entrance (sorry Rook /hj) #I still like how is art looks so i didn't redraw it #I have some old refs but it is what it is #Anyways #twisted wonderland #Twisted wonderland oc #Twst #Twst oc #Achilles Cann #Kombatra #Oc bios #I'm gonna put up a poll for the next one bc it's funny-