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ruubesz-draws · 12 days

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Godzilla x Kong New Empire but it's the Spongebob Movie

I had this idea BEFORE the movie even came out lol

This took longer than I thought! Please appreciate it!

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gremnda · 1 month

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Fight against a demon

#gremnda art #ooo look at me go using FANCY LIGHTING OOO #it looks good #just dont look too closely-#overlay layer my beloved #anyways yes tags #guys i actually hate tagging it's such a hassle #can i not tag my things and let tumblr hand my art over to yall #like god intended #gosh okay #empires smp #empires s1 #empires season 1 #empires smp fanart #empires smp season 1 #pearlescentmoon fanart #pearlescentmoon #what a girlboss #live love empires pearl

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heartscrypt · 9 months

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posting the cater sprites from the ten-faced fanmade pv that you should please watch it took me way too long to make and im so proud of it

[CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE PV]

#twst #twisted wonderland #cater diamond #heartscribbles #heartsprocess #u guys hate me if u dont watch the pv #jk. love yall #anyways the first time i drew these i forgor the diamond #so i had to go back and edit it on in ibis paint. LOL #i also dont have the heartslabyul ribbon or his magestone but like. shhhh #nobody has to know...#man atp ive drawn cater more than ive drawn my actual fav. this is crazy

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toytulini · 9 months

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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cherrirui-official · 2 months

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Uhm uhm uhhh INCREDIBLY self indulgent Trolls Au that's centered around John Dory and Bruce called Beach Bros bc I like them and I think there should be more content surrounding them as a duo *looks at you with my big wet eyes*

EXTREMELY short explanation + design refs under the cut! CW for mentions of drowning

There's a lot I got planned for it but for now the basics is that after I'd say around 8-10 years after Brozone split up, John Dory received the postcard that Bruce sent him. Now bc JD believed none of the other trolls were alive (since he went back after all the pop trolls escaped Bergen Town and found the Troll Tree empty) JD was ECSTATIC to find out that at least one of his brothers was still alive and immediately began searching for Bruce. Took him about a couple of days but eventually JD managed to locate Vacay Island!

And then almost drowned while crossing the waters... On Bruce's fucking wedding day.

After that ordeal, JD decides to live with Bruce and Brandi on Vacay Island!

Again there's a LOT more to it but it's late and I am extremely tired, I'm gonna go to sleep lol. ALSO if y'all have any questions abt the au, feel free to ask! I'd be more than happy to answer them as best as I can :] !!!!

(also while making designs for them I accidentally made JD look much younger than Bruce I think, oops 😔)

#Dreamworks said “lets give Branch not one but TWO cool eldest brothers” and then they cooked #I love Bruce and John Dory so so so so sooo much yall plz bear with me here AUGH #but i HATE drawing their jackets/vests!!! Especially Bruce's vest #so many flowers....#but i draw them anyways havudnsidj #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #bruce trolls #beach bros au #cherris canvas #cw near death experience #<- for the almost drowning part #yall i love making AUs so much its unreal

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fcthots · 4 months

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Happy New Year!! I wish you the best of luck and prosperity in the New Year!

Have you thought about teasing Jason? Maybe making him read one of his favorite books out loud as you tease him til he can’t remember the words?

happy new year!!

Anon, you genius. I am a Jason loves teasing you truther, but I hadn't even considered the possibilities of you teasing Jason. And now that I am, he would not be able to take it for long. He would get so whiny and xhibedcd i have so many ideas for this, it's hard to pick one.

I'll proofread this later. <3.

It's not that Jason doesn't pay you enough attention, you take up 75% of his thoughts, but when Jason starts reading, it takes up all of his focus. It's damn near impossible to get his attention. Good thing you love a challenge.

When you walk into the living room, he's seated comfortably on the couch. A well worn book rests in his hands. He is so engrossed in it that he doesn't seem to notice your presence. You'll have to fix that.

"What are you reading?" He doesn't quite jump, but his eyes shoot up. There's something to be said about how he's so comfortable around you that his guards is completely let down. That does something to your insides.

"Just some poetry." It's such a vague answer that it piques your interest.

"What kind?" You step closer to him. His eyes track you.

"Some love letters. It's Letters to Milena by Franz Kafka." He'd spoken of the book before you think.

"Thinking about me while you read?" You climb onto the couch and straddle him. One of his hands moves to your waist on instinct.

His face dusts with a light blush. He doesn't respond, seemingly at a loss for words. You wrap your arms around his neck. He stutters for a moment, but never quite makes a full word. You smile. He's getting so riled up and you've barely done anything.

"Read it to me." His brows furrow and he fumbles with the pages. You dip your face into the crook of his neck and softly bite down. His breathing grows deeper and faster.

He stutters at first, struggling to find his place in the book. Eventually he finds it. "Yesterday, I advised you not to write me every day," You feel him grow hard beneath you, "I still hold the same opinion today and-"

You grind down onto him. His head tilts back, moving your face away from his neck, as he makes a sound between a whine and a moan. You lift your hips away from his and he opens his mouth to say something, but you speak first. "Keep going."

He nods obediently. His movements are shaky, pent up and nervous. "it would be very good for both of us," You drop your hips back onto his and he gasps, but doesn't stop, "and so I repeat my advice today even more-..." His voice trails off as your hand drops from his shoulder to down into your pants. He watches you with something akin to reverence as you slip the pants and underwear off together (with some difficulty). You drop them to the floor. Jason shudders beneath you. "Wait." His voice is whiny as he pants beneath you. "Please," one of his hands moves to the hem of your shirt and tugs, "take this off. Need to see you, please."

You start tugging it over your head. "Only if you keep reading." He nods vigorously and you unclasp your bra.

"Emphatically- only please," his voice hitches when display your tits in his face, you bring one hand to your chest and roll a nipple between your fingers, making a show of throwing your head back and pushing your chest towards his face with a breathy moan. "Milena," you grind against him and he stutters for a moment. You move the other hand back between your legs and begin to work yourself open, starting with two fingers, in and out. He continues and his hooded eyes watch your every move. He doesn't need to look at the book to know the words. "Don't listen to me, and write me every day anyway," you add another finger to your rhythmic motions that brush against his length, "it can even be very brief," you add in your pinky finger and Jason makes a pathetic little whiny sound that is music to your ears.

You undo the drawstring of his sweatpants and push them further down his thighs. Putting his book down, he shimmies his hips to help you get the pants down, as impatient as ever. As soon as he cock springs free, you urge him, "Keep going."

He watches, trying his best to keep talking, as you lift your hips and bring his tip to your folds. Your other hand staying occupied on your chest. His hands anchor themselves on your waist, "briefer than today's letters," he moans out as you begin to slightly push yourself down. He soldiers on, "just 2 lines," you slide down even more. You do your best to keep your own moans under control, you want to be able to watch him. You've worked yourself enough so he slides in easily, the stretch not painful. He feels good.

He can't form words while you take your time bottoming out on his cock. Once, you've sat your full weight on him, he can't tear his eyes away from where your bodies join. One of his hands slides down until his thumb reaches your clit. He's distracted, entranced, by you. You struggle to keep your composure. "Keep reading."

His eyes stay focused on his thumb as it circles your clit. "Just one," you move your hips up and snap them down. Pleasure blooms in your chest and you hear Jason curse and breathe faster. "Just one word," you find a rhythm moving up and down on his dick. His voice constantly wavers and he moans between words. "But if I had to go ah without them," the length between each word gets longer and longer as you move faster and faster and he gets closer and closer. He struggles to get even one word out.

"Finish it and I'll let you finish." You're getting close now too, his demeanor clearly having an effect on you. His thumb speeds up.

He nods, unable to hold himself back for much longer. "I would suffer terribly." He says the words fast, all in one breath as he begins to thrust up into you. You clench around him as he lets out a loud moan. You cum together as he spills out of you. His head tosses back and his thumb stills and he twitches through the last waves of his orgasm. You drop your head onto his shoulder and slouch against his chest. His arms curl around you and he kisses whatever skin he can reach. You legs burn and your knees ache, but you have nothing to be worried about. Jason will take care of you.

Also disclaimer! I have not read the book yet! I plan on getting it soon bc I've been wanting to read it for years, but have yet to read the full thing full so that's why it's undetailed.

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arom-antix · 7 months

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And so @viktuuri-week starts!

Day 1: Music

I was in one hell of a time crunch to make all the illustrations because I procrastinated UuU But I took most of these works as opportunities to experiment a bit with some ideas so I had fun.

Credit to TheMoonChild on Musescore.com for the arrangement of Yuri On Ice used.

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kyannnite · 18 days

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devil take the hindmost…

aka my unexpected foray into love never dies art…closeups in the read more :-)

#i hate love never dies in the most loving and affectionate way possible but i never expected to be doing art about it for realsies #however. devil take the hindmost does something to a guy and i’ve had it on loop for 3 days now #i just love the idea of a gambling addict raoul being unable to resist one last bet and it costing him Everything #i love raoul i swear guys. but this song is SOOO. battle of the egos #anyways this one is for the no nose skeleton man erik fans. tried to give him more of a leroux erik vibe here #also if yall look at raoul’s cards i tried to dip my toes into cleromancy… tee hee #phantom of the opera #love never dies #phantom of the opera art #raoul de chagny #erik phantom of the opera #erik poto #poto #lnd #devil take the hindmost #my art tag

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rileyclaw · 2 years

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first friend, final protector.

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yrdnzz · 1 month

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shidou ryusei GRINS LIKE CHESHIRE

comms are closed at the moment but i will be doing sketches in return for donations for supporting those in palestine, more information on that here :]

#scheduled post #yrdnzz art #blue lock #bllk #blue lock fanart #shidou ryusei #got rly experimental with this one but it was sooooooo fun #I LOVE SHIDOU SO MUCH #the one on the left was giving me a hard time tho idk why but i kindaaaa hate it IDK but its not bad #the mouth was just giving me trouble...#ANYWAYS hope yall are doin well HUGS AND KISSES !!!!!!!

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opikiquu · 12 days

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#★ my art #art #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #but i just like them being happy #Please.#i was talking abt how cute aventurine being suuper small is #and my friend went ‘ya know its probably cuz he had a horrible childhood and didnt eat well and was probably malnourished’#See and this is why i hate aventurine fans #EVERYTIME I TALK ABT SOMETHING HAPPY ITS EVERYTIME #PLEEEEASE DO YALL THRIVE OFF OF SADNESS #(also an aventurine fan who brings up his backstory every 5 seconds)#anyways besides that #aven reminds me of a cat #and no i wont elaborate #you just get it

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slutdge · 3 months

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guarentee every white lib thats pretending to be a leftist and losing their minds about margot robbie not being nominated for best actress and being "snubbed" while downplaying and not giving a shit that lily gladstone is the first native person ever to be nominated for best actress hasnt even fucking watched killers of the flower moon but i mean like yeah i expect a well directed and acted drama highlighting atrocities committed against indigenous people wasnt viewed by most white liberal feminists who thought a 2 hour toy advertisement was revolutionary and life-changing.

#its all about girl power til its a woman of color #anyways i can already sense the incoming hate for making this post. save it and just block me.#and yes there are also things to criticize about kotfm of course i know that and ive posted about that before so dont even try it #you KNOW damn well thats not why white libs are criticizing it #also that awful throaway line about smallpox blankets in the barbie movie too like. get a grip.#greta gerwig has always been a shitty cryptoconservative this isnt news #yall will bend every fucking which way but loose to justify sending hate to lily gladstone for this #yall disgust me #🌲

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evadingreallife · 1 year

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(yes im coming for yall)

#polls #the art of making polls to poll #hyperspecific poll #tea #best tea #jasmine green tea my most beloved #green tea #black tea #yes ik that black tea=red tea but ehhh english is what we have #rooibos #jasmine tea #IROH I HEAR YOU #and ur so right #actually i never understood if iroh meant jasmine green tea pr just jasmine herbal tea tbh #bc green tea is supposed to be caffeinated so how could it be calming #but i love it anyway so who cares #white tea #pu'er tea #bubble tea #yes im coming for yall bubble tea lovers i literally cannot i hate hate hate them tapioca bubbles #now if we're going further and having some red beans or those weird pudding cubes in our bubble tea then i could maybe accept it #they're nice #but tapioca pearls are just no #once i had some weird milk coffee chocolate frankeinstein drink with barley grains and red beans inside and that was So Good #but i never found it anywhere else #also early grey? dont like it #and fruit flavored tea is just a big no no for me #i can see how it would be appealing #but not to me #thats sad bc i could have said many things ab being ykno fruity

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quillkiller · 4 months

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all im saying is ive never seen someone criticize those marylily or dorlily fanart/fics where they’re harrys mothers and theres no james in sight

#yall will force lily to be a mother bc of ’canon’ but yall dont care about james //responsibility// being a father ??#yall are not the feminists you think you are #the absolute stupidest reason to be against jegulus fr #’how can you take harry from lily?’ ok and what about all the wlw lily ships where they raise harry ?#where are you THEN ??? asking how they can take harry from james ????? WHERE ARE YOU THEN #a woman will always be nothing but a mother #even before she even is one #*lia voice* ever since she’s been a daughter she’s been a prisoner #why is harry ONLY lilys goddamn responsibility #free lily from being a young mother fr..#a dad is a babysitter and a mother has to lay down her life and freedom for the child #which is why yall dont actually care #you just want to be anti jegulus and loud about it #i dont even ship jegulus #ahfhsjsj #maybe reevaluate your stance on the heteronormative nuclear family dynamics and how they’re anti women #bc yall are just pushing the heteronormative agenda with this absolutely lacking take #ok anyway #interesting hill to die on from a girl who hates mlm ships having kids and doesnt ship jegulus #but thats a whole other thing #so!

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atlanticsea · 11 months

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seeing people say that ted shouldn't have left england because he has his "found family" there whereas he only has henry in kansas and that he's gonna be miserable is so wild to me. did we watch the same show. man was having breakdowns and panic attacks about being away from his kid he was NOT happy in england he was always going to go back to kansas 😭😭😭 "well henry could have moved to england" if you feel more empathy for a grown ass man who very much DID live in kansas for the first 40+ years of his life than for a kid who would have to leave his friends and family and start living in a different country with a completely different school system and who would either not see his mom regularly OR have the most insane split custody arrangement then i think you lack perspective about what is important for a child's stability 😭😭 like be for real

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #henry lasso #michelle lasso #'he doesn't have a home in kansas' he was a premier league coach he can find a place to stay instantly 💀💀💀#also some of yall need the word found family to be taken away. sometimes friendship is fine to say u know #it IS wild that beard would stay though and i hate that the show kept making a joke out of beard and jane's relationship #again. feels like they immensely dropped the ball here esp considering they want to be The Mental Health Show #beard was given immense depth in beard after dark and the poof! gone lmao #anyways #nourpost

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monegazque · 1 year

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mercedes: let hamilton through

george russell:

#yall #i kinda hate it ngl #george russel #lewis hamilton #formula 1 #f1 #mercedes #mercedes amg f1 #jeddah gp 2023 #saudi arabia gp 2023 #APPARENTLY HE HAS TO LS IN HIS LAST NAME... WHO T HE FUCK #anyways. edited #george russell

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