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hisbitchhh · 3 months

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𝓣𝓡𝓐𝓟 𝓨𝓞𝓤 - GOJO SATORU X READER

Warnings: creampie, Gojo being jealous, suggestive themes, smut, pussy eating, finger fucking, prepping, rough sex, mean! Gojo, argument, crack, edging, cumming inside, exhibitionist kink if you squint, threatening to fuck in public, fem! Receiver Gojo being a bitch. (I think that's all!!)

Prompts: 17 and 22 **check Gojo prompts here if you want to request* (Geto prompts are also available❤️)

Genre: Fluff, Crack, Smut

Wc: nearly 4k!! 😜😜 big slay for me

Notes: THE PROMPT SUGGESTIONS ARE HEREEEEEE it's not proofread though soooo don't come at me pls!! :3 Reblogs and comments are appreciated! ♡

(HES SO FUCKING SEXY FFFFUCKKKKK)

The beeping of card confirmation sounded about, along with faint pop music and different genres coming from other stores. Satoru walked along the bustling mall, hand holding yours as you looked around with a small smile gracing your features. Your boyfriend sipped at a way-too-sweet multi fruit boba drink that rested in his free hand, the barista staring at him with wide eyes and a wide jaw when prior to now he ordered for every single dulce flavor on the menu to be poured into the largest cup they had. You were worried, but you knew the man had probably consumed much sweeter than that extra large milk tea. at least more than a dozen shopping bags hung on his arm, and you continued to look and glance at the different kinds of stores the big shopping place provided.

Earlier that day your boyfriend woke you up early, shaking your heavy-sleeping figure so hard he almost launched you off of the bed out of desperation and excitement. You let out a loud groan in annoyance and nearly broke his nose when you shot your foot up into his face, the strong cologne that he always wore attacking your sensitive nose as you sat up and rubbed your eyes, grumpily asking him why the fuck he was waking you up at 06:30 in the morning.

“It's shopping day!” The man yelled while raising his arms in the air, chuckling when you threw your pillow at him in response. He basically had to drag you out of the bed and swing you into the shower like a ragdoll when you whined and gripped his ankle like a touch deprived toddler in an attempt to crawl back into bed with him and cuddle for the rest of the day.

“Go shower! We have to go shoppinggggg~”

“Satoru, I'm really tired–” and the last thing you saw was the shower water shooting down into your face and soaking your night tie, drowning your words out.

“I'll be waiting for you in the car!!!”

And now here you were, hand in hand with your boyfriend as you walked in the mall, completely woken up by all of the beautiful things that caught your eye. Of course, you had begged Satoru not to spend too much money on you, but it was all just rubbish to him. He was already carrying most of your shopping bags and if it weren't for you stopping yourself from looking anywhere else in the store, you were sure he’d buy you the entire mall if you wanted him to. He even bought you lingerie for tonight almost fucking you against the dressing room mirror if it weren't for the clerk knocking and asking if you were okay because of the whines leaving your lips and hangers falling loudly to the floor. The interaction ended with a single grind of his boner against your thong clad ass and a groan in your ear, leaving you desperate for more.

You knew better than to arouse him any more, considering that if you did he'd press you against one of the store’s windows and fuck you right in front of everyone. Luckily, you had calmed him down with that cold fruit drink.

As the both of you continued to walk in the mall, you stopped in your tracks when you heard a familiar voice call your name in question.

You turned your head to the voice, raising a brow in confusion while you looked around until you finally found the owner of the voice. Your expression raised from one of confusion to one of surprise almost immediately. The man that had called your name gave you a sheepish smile and a shy wave, and you smiled happily in response, dragging your boyfriend along with you to greet the man he didn't know a single thing of. Why were you walking towards that stranger, and why did you look so happy?

Once you got close enough to the man you squealed and wrapped your arms around him in a friendly hug. Satoru’s eyes widened when the stranger wrapped his arms around your waist and squeezed your figure.

That definitely looked like a friendly hug.

The white haired man fixed his round sunglasses, the sunglasses he used for the whole day to hide his perverted gaze from you when you came out of the house with a mini jean skirt and a tight fitting long sleeved mesh top you blindly pulled out of your closet. He even had to throw his jacket over your body to prevent the boner that was close to tenting his pants from completely taking control of his body as he drove toward the shopping place. Satoru was busy for seven whole days with his work, resulting in a sex-less week for the both of you. It felt just as terrible as it sounded– every time he got home he'd either be late enough to see you sleeping on the couch from waiting for him for hours, or he'd get home overly exhausted leading your excited and overthinking self to disappointment, knowing that the man needed to get sleep whether you liked it or not.

As you pulled away and began conversing with the man, asking him how he's been and how things were going and such, Satoru cleared his throat, folding his shopping bag clad arms over his chest and tapping his foot against the floor only once as he watched you through his dark sunglasses with an expectant brow cocked up in curiosity and the slight tingle of jealousy creeping up on him that he hid with his angered orbs under his shades. The taste of his fruity drink had become bitter now, hand itching to angrily swing it into a nearby trash can when you turned to him, smiling apologetically.

“Oh, sorry, this is an old friend from highschool.” You hummed, turning back to the man to introduce him to the other. A highschool friend? That's what all of this was about? What, did the two of you fuck back then? Did you suck his dick and let him manhandle you so much that you couldn't forget? Why were you so close?

Your boyfriend shook the stranger's hand with a bone breaking grip, pulling his glasses off with his free hand and placing them atop his head as he glared at him, ocean-like orbs piercing into your friend’s so boldly that the poor guy had to rip his hand out of Satoru’s shaking it with a wince to calm the stinging pain down.

“Wow, uh, your boyfriend's got a pretty strong grip, heh.”

You raise a brow in confusion, before looking over at him, both of your eyebrows shooting up when you caught the deadly look he was giving your friend, clearing your throat and placing your hand on his shoulder. A faint smile curled your lips when you looked at your friend once again, speaking up.

“Uh, it was nice talking to you–”

“We're going home.”

Yep, you're definitely in some deep shit.

The rest of the car ride was dead silent. You tried to talk to your boyfriend, apologizing for getting so touchy with the guy right in front of his eyes. Hell, even putting your shopping bags in the car trunk was awkward, whining when he ignored you and just shut the driver’s door in your face when you tried to get him to talk. He had a reason to be angry, considering that you allowed a stranger you've known for only a few years to get so up close and personal with you. You tried holding his free hand while he drove, but it only resulted in him tearing it away from your gentle grasp and slamming it onto the steering wheel. Though you couldn't lie, the angry pout playing on his glossed lips was too cute to ignore, and you found yourself wanting to press sweet kisses all over his scrunched up face while straddling him in a form of apologizing, but he had more than just a few butterfly kisses planned.

Once you got home Satoru didn't even bother taking the bags out of the car, quickly stepping out to open the door for you. Once he did he yanked you out of the passenger's seat and slammed the car door, dragging you back into the house.

“Satoru, stop,” You whined, trying to keep up with his pace and pulling your arm out of his grasp to no avail. His grip was far too strong– and it was really starting to hurt.

“Satoru! Your hurting me!–”

“Who gives a fuck if I am or not?! What the hell were you trying to do with that guy? Fuck him right in front of my face?”

“Satoru, it was just a hug–”

“Does gripping you up and sniffing your hair sound like a ‘friendly hug’ to you? Because to me—”

“I see you hugging your girl friends and I never say anything about it! What, now that you see me hugging an old friend you suddenly get mad?! Quit acting like you own me!”

Before you could say anything else, your boyfriend slams you against your bedroom door hard enough for all of the air to leave your body, hand wrapped around your neck in a strong grip, though not strong enough to actually kill you.

“They don’t mean a single thing to me– and you completely ignored me with that guy! Talking to him as if I wasn't there with you! Don't you know how much that pissed me off?!” Satoru spat, and you couldn't help but stay silent, tears brimming in your eyes from the way he raised his voice at you. But those tears went away as soon as they came when he pulled you into a harsh kiss, his other hand tightly gripping your hip. You replied with a surprised moan, trying to push his heavy weight off of you.

Once he pulled away, you spoke up.

“Satoru–”

“I don't want to hear you say a single word.” Your boyfriend huffed, letting go of your neck and beginning to fill it up with dark marks in obvious parts of your collarbone. Satoru sucked and nibbled on your neck, teeth grazing the sensitive skin so violently you knew the marks would take ages to fade away.

“Jus’ in case you see him again,” He groaned, “‘Gotta let him know you're mine. That'll tell him to keep his distance.”

As he nibbled down your neck one of his hands went down to cup your cunt, rubbing his palm against your clothed bud with his fingers teasing your entrance over your flimsy panties. You softly whined and rubbed against him in response. Satoru's hand quickly pulled away and violently pulled your skirt up to your hips, sending a painful slap to your thong clad ass, earning another whine from you.

“You think you don't belong to me?” He gave your shoulder a bite so hard you thought you’d bleed, “I'll show you who you belong to, sweetheart.”

Much before you knew it, you were being thrown onto the bed, every single piece of clothing you had on your body being immediately ripped off of you by his rough hands. Once you were fully naked the angered man jumped on top of you, hovering over your smaller frame just as bare as you were.

“You're so wet for me already,” The man stared hungrily at your womanhood, running two fingers along your folds. A devilish grin formed on his lips, soon to be glossed with your slick once he dug into your pussy like a starved man. A noisy mewl left your lips at the sudden feeling of his lips and tongue vigorously sucking your nub, hand landing on the back of his head to pull at his hair.

“Sato–ru!” Your back arches when he mercilessly shoves two of his thick fingers into you, massaging your G-spot with expertise and rolling his tongue on your clit like it was the end of the world. His nails dug into the soft flesh of your thighs, leaving deep marks

On the skin. Through the quick thrusts of his long and thick fingers into your velvety walls and the starved suckles on your clit Satoru had you already near your edge, whiny moans rising in volume with your back slowly arching more than before. You found it all so arousing at that moment– the way his tongue rolled and sucked on your clit, the wet sounds of his slicked fingers pushing themselves in and out of you, his nails digging into your thighs, his deep groans, his powerful eyes glaring up at you—

A cocky chuckle left Satoru’s lips.

“What, you thought you were gonna cum?” Said man smirked as he pulled his fingers out of your soaked entrance, waving them in your dazed face. You took his fingers in your mouth and closed your eyes, gently sucking on the skin and swirling your tongue around them both. “Too bad you're no– Ow!-- fuck!” He yells, yanking his hand out of your mouth after you bit his fingers out of anger for not letting you cum. His hand quickly launches toward your face, harshly pinching your cheek in response to the bite on his now reddened fingers.

“Owwww! Let go of my cheek, you jerk--” A yelp left your lips when a small portion of the skin of your cheek went between his nails in a strong pinch, making your hands launch up and pull his fingers off of your sensitive flesh. He glared down at you, a childish gleam resting in his aquatic orbs.

“You little— you wanna cum? Fine then. I'll make you cum, sweetheart.” In a quick move his hands began to unzip and unbutton his jeans, getting up from the bed to desperately shimmy out of them, throwing the piece of clothing along with his boxers somewhere in the room with his foot. A groan left his lips as he pulled his shirt off, his body jumping back onto the bed and hovering over yours. Your eyes instantly shot down to look at his shaft, eyes fogging over at the beautiful sight. Long cock, hard and twitching with his pink tip glazed in precum, probably just as wet as you were. It was basically pressed against his stomach with how hard he was, the sight of his pretty dick slick, trimmed with a flushed tip making you almost drool. Your hand reached out to touch it, but before you could, he slapped your hand away, a weak grunt leaving his lips when he looked into your starved eyes. His hand went up and held both of your wrists together so he could watch your tits bounce, ones that you usually placed an arm over in embarrassment you wouldn't touch him.

“God– fuck, princess, look at how hard you got me– 'Can't even pull my dick away from my stomach without strugglin’...” He chuckled, leaning his head back with parted lips once he started rubbing his tip in circles against your clit. A desperate whine erupted from your mouth, bucking your hips up as he continued toying with your cunt, free hand pushing you back down onto the bed and holding you in place “I'll have you chanting who owns you by the end of the night, don't forget that.”

Before you could protest his hands roughly grabbed your legs, putting your knees against the sides of your chest in a painful mating press. With his free hand wrapped around his cock he smeared pre cum all over your entrance before entering you without warning. Not getting enough time to adjust to him you let out a whiny mewl when he began to slam into you at an unforgiving speed, grunting as his long cock rammed against your tight, velvety walls, easily sliding in and out of you with the wet and spongy warmth of your pussy.

You and Satoru hadn't done anything in a week because of his business, not being at home for hours and arriving exhausted with no time or energy to at least slide the tip in. Today he had planned to take you to the mall, buy you whatever you wanted as an apology for not being able to meet your needs for seven long days straight and fuck the living hell out of you in that flimsy piece of lingerie he bought you once you got home. Those plans had definitely changed.

You were already close to cumming with his quick movements, screaming out his name and trying to reach out to him but not being able to because of his hand holding your wrists together. The bed noisily creaked under your bodies as if threatening to break under your weight.

“Ahhh,” Gojo sucks air in through his teeth, relentlessly bullying your hole with his long cock, groaning into your ear. “Hasn't even been five minutes and you're already screaming my name,” Your boyfriend bit his lip before pulling out of you, licking his lips as he panted and flipped you onto your stomach, entering you with a slam of his hips and pelvis against the fat of your ass. A loud and whiny moan left your lips, muffled by his hand forcing your face down into the mattress.

“Shit princess, ‘been a while since this pussy gripped me like–” A loud groan left his lips, and he stopped moving his hips. “Like this– ah, fuck,” You were too busy trying to breathe to notice the man trying his best not to cum in seconds or whimper from the feeling of your tight little hole gripping him like it wants to milk him dry. His thrusts started again, ramming into your cunt rough and fast, a satisfied moan leaving your dry and swollen lips at the delicious feeling of the tip of his cock massaging your G-spot. An uncomfortable squeal left your lips and your boyfriend looked down at you, his hand quickly taking some of your hair and yanking your head back, keeping you in the meanest arch possible as he bullied his cock into you. Loud gasps and whimpers left your lips, and right when you impossibly clenched around him he already knew you were close.

“Sato… Satoru!--.. I-”

“Cum for me, baby– fuck– cum for me, I'm close too…” His tongue licked a wobbly stripe up your neck, loud and obnoxious moans leaving both his and your lips as he went at a much faster pace than before. The slapping sounds of his pelvis hitting your ass and wet noises your pussy made in response to his dick fucking it like a fleshlight drove you over the edge, and before you knew it you screamed, eyes rolling to the back of your head with your mouth wide open in a silent scream. Satoru watched your legs shake as your high slowly washed over you, body carefully slumping down onto the mattress when he let go of your hair. His thrusts soon enough got sloppy and he began to let out desperate groans. Your boyfriend had to admit– he didn't know how he was still lasting long. Leaning down to your level as he continued to ferociously fuck into your overstimulated hole, he began whispering in your ear.

“Want me to cum inside you, baby? Fill you up and get you pregnant, huh? ‘M gonna trap you– ugh– just so no one decides to mess around with you again,” He growled into your ear, and your eyes opened half way, looking off into the distance as soft yet loud whimpers continued to leave your lips.

“Yes, cum inside plea–”

(22) "Uhhhuhh, can't wait can you? Carrying my baby, showing everyone who you belong to,” Satoru bit his lip, so hard that it almost formed a cut, "You love the sound of that, love the sound of my cock breeding you and giving you my child..."

His abs clenched.

“I'm cumming, baby– I'm cumming–”

“Inside, Toru! Inside!-- please cum inside–”

(17) "Mm, fuck-- yeah? You want me to creampie that pretty pussy? Leave it all--hah, white and sticky with my cum? Is that what you want?" Your boyfriend moaned loudly, big, calloused hands gripping your hips so hard that you feared it would leave nasty bruises. He instantly pulled out of you, painting your swollen cunt with his heavy load, your hole gaping for a few seconds before he went back in with a grunt, fucking his semen up into your once tight walls, now slightly molded into the shape of his cock. You whined at the feeling of the ropes of what was left of his cum spilling inside of you, your eyes slowly closing when he pulled out, pushing his cum back into you with his fingers.

Your boyfriend's head landed on your bare chest with a sigh of satisfaction, panting as he looked up at you, catching your fucked out expression and smirking.

“We not goin’ to see that guy again, are we?”

“N-no,” You pant, opening your heavy eyes to look down at his head peacefully resting on your breasts.

“Good.” Satoru pressed a gentle kiss to the tops of your boobs, keeping his lips there and looking up at you. “Can't wait to see that belly gettin’ big.” A giggle left his lips when you playfully hit his head, humming into your chest.

“‘Hope you do get pregnant though. You'd look cute carrying my baby. It'd keep all the guys away too, just how I want it–”

“Quit joking around.”

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schemmentisbranzino · 2 months

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Italian Flavors - Part 2 “The Date?”

Note: As per usual, I did not proofread this so i apologize for any mistakes! Hope you enjoy’

Part 1

Friday night was hell for you, you tossed and turned all night, barely being able to catch any sleep. All you could think about was the italian redhead, what your date would be like, was it even a date? It had to be, she was definitely flirting. Your thoughts wandered for a while, thinking about how she said she wanted to fill you up. What was she going to do to you? What was she going to let you do to her? Was that all happening tomorrow? Shivers run through your body and you feel your clit tingling. God damnit, just the thought of her it’s enough to drive you insane. You thought about her hands, her fingers looked so perfect, you had seen her before around the market pickinp up fruit and wondered how they would feel grabbing your tits, and soon you might now have to wonder anymore. Maybe you will get to experience what they feel like inside you, you feel yourself clenching around nothing. “God damn it y/n you are down so bad” Frustrated you decide to get up and make some tea. After a cup of chamomile and a hot shower, you put your favorite asmr sounds and do some breathing exercises that finally make you fall asleep.

Saturday morning you wake up and the first thing that pops into your head is her. You smile to yourself thinking about how she probably looks now on her bed, you wonder if she is a morning person or she likes to sleep in. Being a teacher she probably is used to getting up early but maybe she enjoys staying in bed on the weekends. You haven’t even have a date with this woman and you are already thinking about her routines and her morning hair and breath. You can tell she is going to be the end of you, but she is so beautiful, you wouldn’t mind.

You decide you can’t show up empty handed but you don’t want to show up with something store bought. So you embark in the journey of trying to make the most perfect cannolis. After browsing the internet for a long time, you finally find a recipe that seems to be approved by all the italians in the comments. Lucky for you, you had all the ingredients at home. You loved cooking but cooking for Melissa felt different. You stood in front of your kitchen with a stupid gring on your face thinking about how you imagined she’d look if she liked your dessert. The grin quickly turning into a big gulp, your throat might have gone dry from thinking about the sounds she’d make, how her eyes would roll to the back of her head. “Damn y/n im sure they won’t be that good” you say to yourself.

After a while, you get your recipe right. Giving yourself a pat on the shoulder. Hopefully Melissa likes them as much as you like her, mmm as much as you like italian desserts, thats what you meant.

7pm is quickly approaching and you decide to text Melissa to ask for her address, since she never texted it to you. Did she forget? SHIT! Did she forget?

you: Hi Melissa, are we still on for tonight? You never sent me your address. Was i supposed to ask around?

hot italian milf: Hi gorgeous, no one around would know where I live. Guess I was hoping you’d text me.

you: You could have texted me too, you know

hot italian milf: But where is the fun in that?

hot italian milf: shared her location

you: oh the queen reveals the way to her castle

hot italian milf: don’t be late, princess

You throw your phone on the couch and proceed to run all over your apartment. Grinning like an idiot you jump around your living room. Oh she wants you, she does.

You take a shower and stand in front of your closet for way too long. You have no idea what to wear. You think of weating a dress for easy access “Wow whore” you say to yourself. But truth is you don’t even own one of those that isnt the ones that you are forced to wear at events. You are more of a leather pants and a jacket kinda gal, so you go with that. She should see you in your essence. You make sure to wear a tank top that reveals enough of your cleavage, she should enjoy the view.

You grab the cannolis and get on your way, not before passing by your local flowershop and getting her the most beautiful bouquet. What can you say? You are a romantic that knows how to treat a lady.

You hurry and drive to her house. Your palms are sweaty and your heart feels like it is about to jump out of your chest. A few weeks ago you were admiring this woman from afar and now you are about to have dinner with her. “SOMEONE PINCH ME” you scream as you pull into her driveway.

You give yourself a short mental peptalk and go up to her door. You knock and seconds later, there she is, the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. You are speechless as you look at her up and down. She is wearing a lime green satin dress and it looks like it was made for her. It hugs all her curves so perfectly. Your mouth slightly waters at the sight.

- Hi gorgeous, cat got your tongue? - she says with the biggest grin, oh she knows what you are thinking.

- More like a beautiful woman did. Wow, you look stunning. - you said with all sincerity and the sweet tone makes the redhead blush.

- You look good too, hot stuff. Who are those for?

- Oh, these - you say as you come back to reality and realize you are holding a huge bouquet of flowers. - They are for you, obviously.

- A pretty girl and pretty flowers, my lucky day - she grabs them and gestures for you to step into her house but you are still frozen from the compliment.

- Come inside, I have stuff on the stove. We are eating food no?

- Uhm yes, food.

You follow her into the kitchen and watch her as she tries to grab a vase from her top cabinet. All you can do is stare at her ass and think about how perfect it is. Your brain can’t comprehend how someone can be shaped like that, she looks like she was carved by the italian gods themselves.

- See something you like, hon? - Melissa says as she turns around.

- A lot i like actually, your kitchen is beautiful!!! I would love to have a kitchen like this someday. It must be so nice to cook here.

- Well, now you can come and I might let you cook in here.

- A second date already Ms. Schemmenti? - you say jokingly, your eyes hoping that her answer is yes but she just silently stares at you.

- Oh my god, this is not a date? - you say, your eyes widening in panic

- Relax baby, yes it is. You should have seen your face. How could it not be after that borderline pornographic video you sent me. - You blush at her statement.

- Oh wow, good.

- Aww you are blushing, thats so cute. - she mocks you as she starts getting closer to you.

Yoy can feel her eyes on your cheeks, then your eyes, god those emerald eyes, the perfect wrinkles that surround them. Her eyes tell you so much about her. Sure, Melissa seems to have a tough exterior but her eyes light up in a way that let you see all the light that is inside her. They also show you all the fire that she possesses. You feel her gaze on you, she is studying every feature on your face. Slowly getting closer, she raises one of her hands. Caressing your cheek she tells you what a pretty girl you are. She traces your nose with her finger and your breath catches. She looks at your lips for far too long and you softly twitch in anticipation.

- OH, the sauce, it is ready - Melissa says as she walks away from you, leaving you wanting her.

- Come on you didn’t think i was going to give you what you want so easily - she says and winks at you.

- and what is it that i want Schemmenti?

- I know what it is, but maybe you should be the one telling me.

- Well since you are withholding kisses, Im withholding that information.

- Oh touché

For a while you just sit there and watch her assemble her lasagna. You feel so lucky to get to see her like this. Dancing around her kitchen doing what she loves the most, and you get to enjoy her art. Your eyes are probably heart shaped at this point.

She pops the lasagna in the oven and opens a bottle of wine.

- “Here puppy eyes” she says as she hands you a glass of wine. - What is that you are holding hostage in that bag?

- Oh my god, I had completely forgotten

- Wonder why - Melissa says with a smirk

- Well someone’s pretty self has been distracting me - you say eyerolling

- So you think I am pretty? - Melissa questions you, her tongue dragging along her bottom lip, cleaning her wine stained lips.

- No, I am just here for the free dinner - You joke

- Funny huh - she leaves out a laugh that make your stomach flutter

- Could say is one of my best qualities, but anyway, in the bag there is actually something for you. - you shuffle in your seat (the stool near the kitchen island from where you have been watching Melissa this whole time)

- So what is it?

- Ok, but i am actually nervous about this. I know i am not italian but i do love cooking italian food and i did a lot of research and this recipe seems to be very authentic italian, so please give it a chance - You say as you hand her the box of cannolis.

- Oh god, hon! These look amazing. You sure you aren’t italian. It they are as sweet as ya, I am sure I’ll love them.

You search for any hint that she might be lying in her eyes but all you see is sincerity. You give her the brightest smile.

- I had something else in mind for dessert, though. But we can have these.

- Uhm, who said anything about having to eat them today?

Melissa laughs out loud, and there they are, the butterflies are there again. You can’t believe you are making this stunning woman laugh.

You both talk about your backgrounds, what ignited your love for cooking, your careers and even a little bit about your past relationships. Being with Melissa feels so comfortable. It doesn’t feel like this is a first date. You can also tell Melissa doesn’t share this much with anyone. You feel lucky and intoxicated by her. You want to hear her talk forever. God, even just being in her presence is the best thing you have ever experienced.

After a while the lasagna is ready and she sets out the table for you. The scene is so beautiful. Candlight dinner, the flowers that you brought her sitting on the table, the wine, the soft music playing in the background, the lasagna, and her oh beautiful her.

She serves you a plate and hands it to you, gesturing you to not start yet.

She comes to your side and takes a seat, all you can do is look at her, her red locks, her long lashes, her beautifully shaped lips, oh that cleavage. Slowly she grabs your cutlery and cuts a piece for you. You look at her with a slightly puzzling luck.

She picks up a piece of her lasagna and brings her to your mouth. Both of you holding eye contact with each other as she softly says:

- I want to be up close when you make those sweet noises, like in the video… yes, baby?

Her raspy voice makes you gulp, and you softly nod, never breaking eye contact, she feeds you and you can’t help but leave out a breathy moan. One because the lasagna is actually the most delicious one you have ever had and two because you had to let out your pent up sexual tension from the moment.

- You are such a good girl. - She says smiling at you and she watches you shift in your chair, pressing your legs together.

- Ahhh love learning new things about you honey, we’ll explore that later - she says as she softly kisses your cheek and goes back to her seat. You whimper at the loss of her contact.

- Eat up, sweetheart, I am so ready for dessert.

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puzzled-pegasus · 3 months

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wof headcanons but theyre oddly food and substance related for some reason

Although I understand why Tui didn't include very much info abt alchohol or drugs in a kids book there is an extreme lack of culinary related world building so here are some ideas I had while on this train of thought :)

SeaWings tend to be foodies and are generally given cooking classes in school. Which if you think about it, is rather important, because like 60 percent of the creatures in the ocean are poisonous and the rest have parasites and nasty germs so they need to know whats up when it comes to food safety.

SeaWings use a lot of citrus in their food and drinks and they also use it for fragrances and stuff they just really like it

SeaWing nobles commonly eat fugu and there have been assassinations where a chef was bribed to not properly take out the poison so the dragon eating it would die

SeaWings drink to taste. SkyWings drink to forget what century it is.

SkyWings typically eat their meat raw but on special occasions they will barbecue it and put some spices n stuff on it. They don't eat much else besides meat but they do like spicy things like peppers and they also like strong onion or garlic flavors. The little masochists. Anyway,

SkyWings don't really like sweet things and many of them can't even taste them so they're like wtf is a dessert

man do they love them some olives tho. Olives everywhere. In their drink. Out of the jar. On their meat. Oil on their scales. Oil in their hygiene products. They started trading them from the Sand and SeaWings millennia ago but theyve selectively bred ones that grow in the mountains

This one's more drugs than food but SkyWings will sometimes take some kind of stimulant before battle like a beserker so they're all fired up heheh

MudWings are excellent meal preparers and sibs like to all cook together so they'll make a big pot of stew or something

They like bread and desserts, they have easy access to sugar cane being along the east coast and they also use a lot of honey. They're re into canning stuff too, they have a lot of raspberries and blackberries and strawberries in their temperate forest areas and they grow them to make jam and wine and they use honey to make mead

basically they are Cottagecore(TM) and I love them

They also eat lots of freshwater fish and crawfish and whatnot

And they also eat a lot of tatoes

Vanilla grows in the swamps, they use that in their cakes

MudWings deserve some appreciation goddamnit their kingdom is biologically diverse and beautiful

SandWings have tequila because. Yknow. Cactus.

They eat a lot of bugs and lizards, they don't really need to eat every day so it's not a huge deal

they do like coconuts tho and they use coconut oil in a lot of their hygiene products as well as in their cooking

They deep fry a lot of shit. Idk where i got this but trust me. They love things with lots of fat in it bc they need all they can get

Really sticky sweet desserts and candy; enjoyers of those one lollipops with the mealworms or whatever tf in them

also canning stuff like bone broth is very important

pickled cactus as well

rhey probably have a festival when cactus fruit goes in season

what even is IceWing cuisine.

Well way up north where there's nothing but ice it's pretty bad and the dragons have to eat just plain ass meat and seafood, but down into the tundras there's some pretty good stuff like cinnamon, pines for tea, honey berries, and other foraging as well as more diversity of meats

They would probably eat sushi

All the other tribes like to make fun of them and rightfully so bc their food is so plain

they make good honey berry wine tho

Maube that's why theyre so damn grumpy

RainWings are expert foragers ofc but they don't really feel the need to prepare their food in any way

They are, however, in constant dire need of sodium because they get absolutely none from their fruit

So anything salty is wow

Maybe rhey have a place near the mud kingdom border where they can grow some asparagus for salt

they are also the only tribe besides Night that can eat chocolate but forgor 💀 how to make it so the NightWings and them have to re figure it out together

Salted dark chocolate bing bang boom instant delicacy

NightWings used to be able to cook really well, especially desserts and pastry, but they forgor while they were trying to not die on the volcano

#wof #wings of fire #wof headcanons #this one is really long im sorry #food #alcohol #tw drug mention

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affordablepunk · 4 months

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How to DIY energy drinks for cheap

First, required reading: link to article

Energy drinks have a few vital components:

>sweetener

>flavor

>water

>caffeine

>bubbles (i never do that and don't know how)

Here are some of my favorite things to use:

>granulated sugar (sweetener)

>stevia leaf or granulated artificial sweetener (sweetener)

>kool aid (flavor, sweetener)

>loose-leaf herbs (flavor) (try hibiscus petal, chicory, even lemongrass and mint can be nice)

>lemon juice (flavor, preservative)

>kool aid (easiest flavor/sweetener combo)

Supplies you might need:

>kettle or pot for heating water

>tea strainer ball to keep your leaves out of the final product

>a nice ragu jar or old Gatorade bottle for pre-made stuff

>funnel for pourin

>ladle for scooping liquid into the funnel

Kaffn-8 or any other such liquid caffeine product will do you for caffeine. That brand is super easy and convenient. Kaffn-8 is my favorite for the quality and ease in dosing, as well as the value (15 bucks has lasted me 2 months of daily use).

I like to make a sugar-flavor concentrate, then assemble each glass as I need it. Sugar tastes better when melted with heat than when dissolved without heat, even once chilled. This also allows me to tweak caffeine content. Here is how to make it:

Fill tea ball with herbs (use about a handful or 1/2 cup for every quart of water, you're making it strong)

Heat water and pop the tea ball in

Simmer or keep hot for 10 min

Remove tea ball and turn off heat

While hot, add as much sugar as you had herbs, and mix until melted.

Mix in as much lemon juice (or other assorted acid or preservative) as you can stand. The more preservative, the longer it'll keep

Allow to cool enough to handle

Jar it up, put it in the fridge for later use. You can and should re-use all manner of bottle, just be wary of melting anything plastic or burning your hands w hot water.

A note: the smaller your batches, the less you waste. But high concentrations of acid and sugar keep it good for up to a month in the fridge.

To use: mix water in a cup with your syrup, tweaking concentrations until it tastes good. Add caffeine, measuring your dose carefully.

Then, do bubble magic to add carbonation if you can do that. Maybe you found a soda stream somewhere. If you don't have bubbles, you'll just have to enjoy your energy drinks flat.

And, you're all done!

Now, where to get everything:

(Grow your own herbs if you are mega brave. Mints are nearly indestructible little plants.)

Lemon juice, dollar store. Quality is the same, you've just got to shake it up.

if its a foreign grocer, they likely have herbs cheap. If its a Mexican grocery, they 100% have the best herbs. (Aguasfrescas drink mixes are cheap and THE BOMB, and hibiscus flower always comes in mega bulk) .

Herbalist and spiritual shops have herbs too, and are likely to have tea balls. Branch out! Catnip has been my favorite oddball herb.

Farmers markets also have some (like three if you're lucky) herbs, and you may have to dry them yourself. Since it's punk to reach out to your community, ask around at the farmers market to see if you can get any herb or dried flavorant that's on your mind- small businesses love consumer feedback! You just might have to wait for the plant to grow, heh, but if you're friendly then you'll make friends. Some examples: ask the jam bottler for dried fruit peels, the farmer for mugwort

I get my artificial sweeteners on closeout, my stevia from herbal shops, and my sugar at Walmart (bite me, its cheap and I'm poor).

Kaffn-8 can only be found online, as far as I'm aware. I promise I'm not sponsored, just a grateful caffeine addict.

Do Google your herbs for drug interactions if you take meds. Healthline has good info on herbs. Dried grapefruit rind can mess with my psych meds, for example.

Again, be careful about caffeine. Always dose your caffeine. Having high levels of caffeine on tap is a bit of a big responsibility: I know I nearly bit the dirt from the all-you-can-eat espresso bar at my college. Immaturity could kill you, caffeine is a drug. Count doses, never go above 500 a day, try not to go more than 200 in the same hour.

Now take that money you've saved and give it to a charity to blow a very mean raspberry at nestle. Or, yknow, feed yourself. Its a tough world.

#energy drinks #diy #diy energy drinks #frugal living #i am poor

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fefairys · 1 year

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all the pics of the food and drinks we got from the cafe! forgot to get a pic of the highblood and the batterwitch drinks, but we tried those as well! my reviewz of them under the cut bc ppl said they were curious for the tl;dr: everything was lovely!

first image - Dave's apple juice - yeah its just apple juice with a candy apple cold foam which was DELICIOUS and i loved a little appy juice treat :3

second image -

Sburb Soda Beta: Mtn Dew with green apple flavoring Sburb Soda Alpha: Mtn Dew Code Red with Dragon fruit flavoring

these were both really good! they kinda tasted like gushers since they had gushers in em. just soda with some nice flavors in there! super sweet! the sburb alpha was my favorite

third image- the mayor strawberry - i didnt eat the strawberry part but the chocolate was nice and Juice says the strawberry wasn't great, since it isn't strawberry season. he says "it was okay!" enthusiastically lol. it was a real big strawberry 😳 and it was super cute :3

fourth image - Grimsnark Milk Tea: Passion fruit, Jasmine, Marigold, and rose milk tea with a green matcha cold foam - not actually the fuckin neon green color from that picture requiem shared lol! i didn't care for this cause i'm not a fan of how strongly rose-flavored it was? but juice enjoyed it, and the green matcha cold foam was nice :3 Strawberry Lalonde: Strawberry and Rose lemonade topped with sprite - delicious!!! i think the rose part of it gave it the slight flavor of tasting like it was spiked, which was fitting lol and it also came with pink rock candy!!

fifth image - The Pumpkin Rodeo: uhhh i cant find the official description of this but it was two waffles with pumpkin ice cream, whipped cream, green sprinkles, and a candied orange slice! - SO FUCKING GOOD but expensive! but the waffles were fresh and hot and it was so awesome. yummyyy i miss it

sixth image - juice holding the Sopor Slime Pie which was just some key lime pie! it was like, super potent lime flavor.. it was pretty tasty i enjoyed it :) but definitely only recommend it if u like key lime pie a lot cause its like a STRONG one lmao. but it was suuuuper fluffy! very pleasant texture :3

not pictured (sorry i forgor but u can find pics on the instagram it just looked like the picture) - High Blood: Blackberry butterfly pea tea and lavender lemonade Batterwitch Latte: Cake flavored latte with actual Betty Crocker ingredients u could definitely taste all of the ingredients listed in the highblood it was a very nice combination, i enjoyed the blackberry ^u^ two of my friends who tried it gave it rave reviews as well! and the batterwitch was a really good, sweet coffee drink i enjoyed it a lot!!! definitely getting that one again, i think it was my favorite. love me an ice coffee..

#homestuck #homestuck cafe #homestuck x requiem cafe #homestuck x requiem #requiem cafe

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giantmushyfriend · 3 months

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Another Ineffable Husband's headcanon nightcap (ft. Anthony J-acts-of-service-and-gift-giving Crowley).

I love the headcanon where Crowley grows flowers and arranges them into bouquets for Aziraphale. I love it. Every piece of fanfiction or fanart that I see it featured in just takes me out. However, I raise this beloved headcanon to a new level: Crowley growing plants to make Aziraphale tea. I like to imagine that when Crowley and Aziraphale get their cottage in the South Downs, Crowley will not only just grow them things like vegetables and fruits but also plants that he uses to make Aziraphale different blends of teas. He recreates some of Aziraphale's favorite blends, like Earl Gray, but he also experiments with other flavors and herbs to make new blends for him. He tries to act like it's not a big deal, but he not so secretly preens with pride whenever Aziraphale raves about the gesture and how much he enjoys the teas Crowley makes for him. It eventually becomes yet another way that Crowley displays his love for Aziraphal, another act of service, another gift. He makes both of them tea throughout the day, and the two make sure to enjoy it together, almost ritually.

Some add-ons that I am quite fond of:

Crowley writes to Nina initially about flavor combinations and which notes work best together. He also does a bunch of additional research whenever Azira leaves the house.

Crowley attempts to replicate the language of flowers within his teas, leaving little messages in the teas themselves for Aziraphale. He does this both with his own knowledge of horticulture and by speaking with Anathema quite frequently about it.

The two often play a game in which Aziraphale tries to guess what makes up the blend. Azira is quite good at this, but he gets more competitive as the game goes on.

Aziraphale has also begun to study the different plants that Crowley keeps in his garden, trying to get the upper hand so he knows what seeds and starters to get Crowley whenever they head back to London.

Crowley grows plants for the teas that shouldn't grow in England. However, he forces them to adapt by giving them the similar treatment he does his houseplants.

#good omens #michael sheen #david tennant #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #go headcannon #crowley headcanons #crowley loves aziraphale #aziraphale loves crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #south downs cottage #crowley's plants #soft ineffable husbands #domestic fluff #acts of service #anthony j crowley #Good omens season 3 headcannon

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silent-raven13 · 1 month

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Calling my bf, "My Husband" Prank

(There's a prank trend where significant others are are calling their partners "My Husband" instead of their bfs. Some are very cute and some are heartbreaking if ya'll ever look it up on TikTok. Anyway for punk flower it's always cute!)

Miles set up his smartphone on a phone stance, while him and Hobie got some lunch together. The prank idea came from Miles watching some TikTok videos of one partner of a couple would say their boyfriend is their husband and wait to see their reaction. He send those videos to his friends, Gwen thought he should try it with Hobie. Pavtri said it would be cute to see his reaction, since the two been together for a long time.

The punker and artists had been dating for nine years going on ten! Miles is already twenty four, while his Hobie is twenty five. Their relationship been so long and close that Miles figure Hobie wouldn't be the kind of partner to have a negative reaction.

"Ready?" Miles happily asked as the two sit outside of HQ on a modern design courtyard to enjoy the bright sunny day on Earth 928.

Hobie nodded having to take out their take out containers and their drinks. "Yup, do I look good?" He checks himself at the camera seeing himself looking handsome. He noticed the live symbol on the Spider So-City app, "Are we live?"

"Yup! Just for fun!" Miles giggles, "You be surprised how many views we get from Punkflower fans."

"Because of Pav?" He asked already noticing a lot of hearts, likes and Pavtri commenting a big happy face emoji.

"Yup!" Miles waves at the camera, "Hey guys! Today, we got some Jamaican food from my world, it's a new mom and pop shop. So we wanted to try it." He holds his drink, "Today I order Rice and Peas with jerk chicken and fried plátano, which is ripe plantains. I got Sorrel which is Jamiaca basically sweet hibiscus tea." He took a sip trying his drink, "Mm, it's good." He shows off his plate seeing how delicious his food look.

Then, Hobie took a bite of his Jamaican patty being in a white paper bag separate from his main order tray, "This Jamaican Patty is scrummy. MMM! Been craving this for a while." He mutters having another bite of his beef Jamaican patty tasting the savory fried flavors.

"Ohh, is that good?" Miles asked as he tries to open his plastic packet where his utensils are in. His boyfriend hold out the patty out for his to try.

"Try, luv." He said letting Miles taking a bite it.

The Spider-man nodded at the flavor, "That's good! Oh wow, so much flavor. That aunty don't play."

"Hahaha, she doesn't. I knew once she started rushing us to order." Hobie chuckles.

Miles chews, "Mmm, so good. I wonder if she makes it spicy or she adds bread." He turns to the camera, "For someone people, some Jamaicans or people like to eat bread with their Jamaican patties." His eyes on some Spider-heroes being confused or asking why or why carbs on carbs.

"What are they saying?" Hobie asked.

"One said Why?" Miles giggles at the question, then saw a lot of Spider-Heroes posting Jamaican flags.

Hobie shrugs, "Because it's bloody good. I do it most of the time. It's also to make you full, too."

"Someone said carbs on carbs is insane!" His boyfriend read the comment, "Ya'll are forgetting some Latinos or Mexicans like eating bolio con tamal de dulce con café! I've seen that's a thing."

His boyfriend arched his eyebrows, "What's that?"

"It's a Mexicans corn dough that is sweeten by fruit like strawberries or pineapple and they wrap it in corn husk. I think steamed. It's a big thing during the winter times. Me and Ganke have a friend, she's Mexican and her mom made like so much and gave us some." Miles sips his drink, he look at the comments.

Miguel put a Mexican flag and wrote: Que rico! Así se come! Bolio con tama dulce y cafécito

Gabriella commented next: I love it with Champurrado! You should try Tamal de Pińa!

Miles giggles, "Gabi said we should try the pineapple one. I think you'll like it. It's pretty good if you got it from someone that knows how to make tamales."

"I'm def, luv. I rarely hate anything, I just like to stick what I like sometimes." Hobie commented, he sips his drink, "I got myself a Sorrel!"

"Oh, I forgot to talk about your order!" Miles fake gasp, "So my husband order rice and peas with a side of Oxtails..." Hobie stop eating his Jamaican patty his head slowly turns to his boyfriend then his lips twisted to a big grin. "And he order fried plantains-" Hobie interrupted his boyfriend, "What?"

"What?" Miles asked pretending to be confused.

Hobie chuckles having a big smile on his face, "What you said?"

"I said I forgot to mention your order." He playfully said having a small shy smile.

His punker shook his head being playful, "Nooo, Sunflower. After that. What did you say?" His eyes gleaming, his whole body turning pinker than before.

"My husband." Miles giggles while answering his boyfriend question. That made the punker to get up being out of camera's view and jumps up and down.

"Yes! Yes! YES!" He shouted up with joy.

Miles smiles widely at the positive outlook of his boyfriend, what he did expect is his boyfriend came running to hug him and sweep him off his feet. "Say it, again?" Hobie happily carries his boyfriend in a koala hugging position, he kisses him on the cheek.

"My husband." Miles' face all flustered but he said it much louder and prouder tone.

Hobie gave his a nose nuzzle, "That's more like it." They happily kiss forgetting their lunch for the moment.

The live stream went on with many Spider-heroes sending hearts and excitement emojis!

Gwen: 😅I think Hobie thinks Miles propose him

Margo: DITTO! 😂

Pavtri: 🥳 I'll be the best man!

Gabi: I wanna be the flower girl! 🤗

#punkflower #miles morales #hobie brown #spiderman #across the spider verse #spider verse #flowerpunk #fanfic #across the spiderverse

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yarameijer · 3 months

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What do you think is Tenma's and others' favourite food and drink?

Ooh, favorite foods! Okay so please bear with me, I’m not familiar with Japanese cuisine but I’ll give it a shot!

First, the first-years! Tsurugi has a sweet tooth, but he wouldn’t admit it even on pain of death and only Yuuichi knows because Tsurugi believes it’d take away from his reputation otherwise. He loves rice cakes, especially with fillings. He’s also a fan of dried beans covered with sugar.

Hikaru is also a major fan of sweets and is willing to try whatever's offered to him, but his absolute favorite is coffee jelly. He can sometimes be bribed with sweets if necessary. To finish up the sweet tooth trio, Aoi loves any type of cake, although she prefers milder tastes instead of super sweet. She and Hikaru go out to cafes to try out their menu and manage to drag Tsurugi along eventually, although he’ll pretend to come along just to humor them. These three are also the biggest fans of going to Tenma’s place, because Aki usually has some homemade baking ready.

Shinsuke really likes onigiri, it’s simple yet tasty, and easy to share with friends. No need for any fancy dishes for him! He’s also a fan of sweets, although not as bad as the three mentioned above, and he likes fruit-flavored soy milk.

Kariya likes takoyaki the most! It’s pretty easy to get, so he likes treating himself to it if he’s done well on a test or something, or if he’s just in the mood. Since he lives in an orphanage, food options are dependent on whatever gets prepared there, so while the food is good he doesn’t really have any input in dinner. Makes it extra nice to get takoyaki as a snack for himself!

If asked, Tenma’s favorite food is whatever Aki prepares because her cooking is amazing, but his favorite dish would be gōyā chanpurū, Okinawan stir fry. He’s loved it since he was young, and now that he lives in Tokyo, it reminds him of home. He also enjoys sweet snacks, particularly mitarashi dango and sata andagi (which is also from Okinawa, and he loves it for similar reasons).

Onto the second-years! Hamano loves sashimi (raw fish), but he doesn’t really have a preference for a specific type. He also likes taiyaki, fish-shaped cakes, not only because of the taste but also because they’re, well, in the shape of a fish. He and Hayami often get some if they're hanging out after school, most often with red bean paste or custard filling. Although Hayami likes taiyaki too, he prefers gyõza (Japanese dumplings). He’s also a pretty big tea fan, especially green tea, which he has in common with Shindou.

Speaking of - everyone knows Shindou is a rich kid. Influential, loaded family that goes to operas and pays for private tutoring outside of school and eats at a five star restaurant every other month. And yet, ironically, his absolute favorite food turns out to be homemade ramen from Rairaiken (after his friends have introduced him to it, of course). He likes to experiment with toppings and is delighted whenever he finds a new combination he enjoys.

Kirino’s favorite food is sushi, also because there’s such a wide variety of it, and he can pick whatever he feels like at that moment. Luckily for him, he’s best friends with rich kid Shindou, and whenever they hang out at his manor, the staff knows to prepare sushi. Kirino takes full advantage of this and claims it’s payment for dealing with Shindou’s soccer strategy ramblings. Just like Shindou and Hayami, he likes green tea, but he prefers royal milk tea.

Nishiki picked up a love for Italian cuisine during his time abroad. He loves ravioli (stuffed pasta) and he’s got a preference for ciabatta bread. He’s lucky enough not to be lactose intolerant like many other Japanese people, and he absolutely LOVED spending time in a country with countless cheese options, in which Japan is, unsurprisingly, lacking. He’s cooked for his friends a few times and it was a pretty big success.

Midori and Kurama, surprisingly enough, share their favorite food: kushiyaki, skewered and grilled foods. Midori loves grilled pork skewers, whereas Kurama’s favorite are grilled vegetable skewers. Midori likes other types as well, but Kurama’s a picky eater so he'll stick to his vegetables, thank you very much.

Akane can usually be found with various types of bread in her bento, the specific kind switching every day. It’s her favorite snack and she usually brings some to eat during afternoon practice. Her favorites are melonpan and anpan (filled with red bean paste). She brings enough for the entire team as a treat if they’ve won a particularly hard match. She also really loves bubble tea (her favorite is honeydew milk tea), and often drags Aoi and Midori along. Aoi’s favorite is matcha milk tea, and Midori’s is black milk tea.

Aoyama, as mentioned in the AR one-shot collection, is obsessed with noodles. His favorite is kitsune udon, but he likes switching it up so he also orders other dishes quite regularly. Ichino also appreciates udon and other noodle foods (he doesn’t really have a choice, being best friends with Aoyama), and he’s also a big fan of shaved ice.

Finally the third-years! They’ve actually got a pretty big thing in common there: they all prefer the company over the food, really. Sangoku, for example, doesn’t really have a favorite food. He loves cooking, and cooking for others, and he’s a fan of trying out new recipes, although he favors traditional Japanese meals. He originally taught himself how to cook because his mother is usually busy with work, but discovered a love for it and he likes seeing his friends enjoy his food. He does really enjoy a good cup of green tea, though, like Shindou and Hayami.

Next, Kurumada! If asked, he claims he likes going to yakiniku (grilled meat) restaurants with his friends most. He thinks it’s tasty, and he likes having multiple options for food and being able to just get whatever he’s in the mood for at the time. It’s only made better by the company, although inviting his team along has been known to end in chaos.

Amagi’s favorite food is katsudon, which he has in common with Mahoro. When they were kids, he, Mahoro and their childhood friend Kousaka Yukie would eat it as often as their parents would allow - that’s where his love for shared meals began, because it’s much more fun to eat together than alone.

…I may have gone a bit overboard with this. Whoops?

Hope you enjoyed!

#inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go #ie11 #ina11 #ie go #fanfic #matsukaze tenma #tsurugi kyousuke #shindou takuto #raimon #accidental reverse #kirino ranmaru #sangoku taichi #nishizono shinsuke

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imlivinginyourtrashcan · 4 months

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Give me your Blyndeff sister headcanons please.

You got it, Boss!

MOLLY BLYNDEFF:

Starting off, I think shes autistic. Look, i know this is low hanging fruit, but i mean... come on...

I have a list of all the nervous tics she has, which include:

Chewing on her hoodie strings

Clicking a pen, mechanical pencil, figit cube

Cracking her body, mostly her hands, fingers and wrists

Chewing her inner cheek

Biting herself

Shaking anything jingly

Nervous hand flappies

Pacing

I also have a list of stims that i kinda projected:

Hand flaps are a big one

Same with fist shaking

Patting her thighs too

She also makes small popping noises

Ok back to ACTUAL headcannons:

Doesnt do well at amusement parks, but is cool about the scary halloweeny stuff

Quiet kid in school on the days she goes

Vocalizes what she does (aka making sounds as she does stuff) (akaaka her walking and she goes "eh eh eh eh")

I feel like she indulges in horror games, thinks the cutesy stuff is boring

Did not realize she was autistic until Trixie said "Thats neat Molly! By the way, did you ever get diagnosed for autism?" After she went on a whole rant about bear facts.

Speaking of facts, hyperfixation/special interest list:

Bears

Pokémon

Lethal company

Any horror game you give her, really

Horror movies

History (this is me protecting)

Actual Headcannons:

Textures are iffy for her

Shes touch seeking but will freak out if she feels or tastes a weird texture like with fleeces or fabrics

Naven triedd to help her with this, but it didn't work out and she spat out the food while apologizing

Likes Rasin Brain, its the only cereal thats not sweet

Drinks black coffee and tea

I feel like she owns a green Nokia with a bear keychain

Music taste is probably those nice music box covers or really quiet piano with rain ambiance.

LORELAI BLYNDEFF:

Shes autistic too, but not at the same spectrum level as Molly

Abandonment Issues

If shes stressed she'll stim while talking out loud to herself

Had HORRIBLE meltdowns when she was younger, she stopped around the time Molly was born since her parents said she had to set an example

Sweet tooth, favorite flavor is Birthday Cake

I can sense she has a Dnd special intrest, most definetly has played Baldurs Gate 3 at some point

Warrior Cats kid

Bedazzles everything she owns

Horrible cook. Dont let her touch an oven

Her and Molly used to infodump together before they started hating eachother

Def a bedazzled flip phone girlie

Idk why but I feel like shes a Chai drinker, no explination I just feel it.

Also really likes Halloweeny stuff

She struggles more with school work than Molly (Proof, her spelling in PoP) but she doesnt want to ask for help cuz she feels stupid about it so she just does it wrong

Full Hyperfixation/Special Intrest List:

Fantasy

Dungeons and Dragons/TTRPGS

Baldurs Gate 3

Rabbits/Bunnies/Etc

Harry Potter (Fuck JKR)

Warrior Cats

Wings of Fire

Percy Jackson

Actual Headcannons:

I feel like shes an Art Kid

Specializes in Pottery and Doodles

Also has taken up plushie making! Without an Epithet, I may add

She doesnt have an issue with texture most of the time; but if she feels any slime or coldness on her hands she'll flip.

She likes the popular music; but secretly loves fantasy game soundtracks and vocaloid. DWEEB!!!! (Me too i get it Lori)

Storing money to go to a Renaissance Faire

She sometimes uses her dream bubbles for Dnd campaigns with the friends she has! Or she would if she had any

I feel like she sits alone at lunch :(

Loves Boba! Tried getting Molly to taste it but she spat out a Pearl

Theater kid. Gut feeling.

Thats all from me, anon! Enjoy!!

#epithet erased #epithet erased fanart #epithet oc #epithet erased percy #epithet erased mera #epithet erased molly #epithet spoilers #prison of plastic au #prison of plastic spoilers #epithet erased prison of plastic #prison of plastic #epithet erased lorelai #lorelai blyndeff

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landlordevil · 3 months

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tagged by @bladeofavernus THANK U MEWCHIE (<- my cute way of saying mutual) I loved doing this so much and I loved hearing about Rana ^_^

name: Einstürzende!

nickname: Eins!!!

gender: Well it's just kinda *hand waves* well I mean if you really think about it it's kinda like *shrugs*

(they use they/them and all gendered terms like girl/boy/etc!)

star sign: They were born in the Abyss and IDK if they have seasons there :(

height: 6'0" (183 cm)

orientation: bisexy

race: let's forgive me 4 my edgy backstory era. Half tiefling (cambion mom) and half demon :)

romancing: Astarion (and the crowd goes mild!!!)

fave fruit: blackberries

fave season: winter!

fave flower: snapdragons (signifying both deviousness and strength <3)

fave scent: Petrichor and the sickly sweet smell of decaying flowers...

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate! But they're a big fan of dark chocolate so it has to be really bitter.

average sleep hours: 8 hours. This girl needs their beauty sleep!!!!!

dogs or cats: They prefer big dogs because they're afraid of hurting smaller pets. Even if they think they're cute. :(

dream trip: Neverwinter! but they also really want to go back to the beaches of the Underdark because they thought it was very pretty there.

amount of blankets: they run really hot so just one thin sheet, maybe a light blanket if... a certain someone.... seems to be leeching all the heat >:/

random fact(s):

they're an uncle to Lily Aurora Ravengard and Kass and Chessa (Gandrel's two vampire spawn daughters). They love kids even if they never want to be a parent!!!

Blood tastes like absinthe (essentially sort of anise/liquorice flavored)

they do technically have certain cambion abilities they inherited from their mother. Their "bad ending" would be getting coerced by the player character into using those powers, which would give them additional power but make them very sad. They don't want to hurt other people for their own gain. :(

TY FOR TAGGING ME!! EDIT I lied I'm tagging @doomednarrative @thepaleelf @strawbebemilk and @eastgaysian if y'all want to do it!!! and if you (yes, YOU) haven't been tagged in something like this yet say I tagged you!! I really do love reading about everyone's tavs/durges sosososososo much. they all become honorary companions in my eyes. Why can't I recruit them all Larian get on this NOW!

#eins #i'm mean to the vampire but it's all in good fun. tbf eins loves to tease people...#they also have a lovely half-sister who is sososo mean to everyone. she's like 15 she's allowed <333 #oh and like i said i think yrs down the line they want to start some kind of hostel. they just want to meet every single person in faerun!#oh and eins is early 30s. i don't think i've ever said that before...#sorry i keep tagging more ppl TT_TT

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Secular Celebrations - Midsummer

After Beltane comes Midsummer, which some also call Litha, mid to late June. I call it “probably already too hot to go outside.” I’m not exactly a summertime person to begin with and I live in Virginia, in the middle of a swamp. So the rest of you can enjoy Midsummer. I’m going to be spending it indoors where the air conditioning is.

Midsummer is the summer solstice, the middle of the growing season, the highest point of high summer. It’s a time to celebrate the hard work we’ve done, take a bit of ease while the weather is pleasant, and have a good romp before we have to start bringing in the harvests in August. If you work with solar magic or the Fair Folk, this is your holiday. Both of these themes run deep and strong through Midsummer, along with the urge to get outside and revel in the beauty of nature at peak flourish.

So enjoy Midsummer first and foremost by getting outside...if you can. If it’s too damn hot, yanno, be realistic. But at least make an effort if you enjoy the hotter weather and it’s not dangerous to be out. Go to your favorite park, maybe go to the beach, go hiking, go to a pick-your-own fruit farm, have a picnic, attend a fair or a carnival, do some stargazing. All this assumes a lot about public safety since we’re still living in the COVID era, so use your good judgement. If it’s not safe to be around crowds, try to focus on solo activities or things you can do in the safety of your home or your backyard.

This is another good time for herb-picking. If you have a garden, your plants should be producing by this point, and you can start pruning your plants and drying those trimmings for use in your craft. This is actually my favorite part of the summer. I love putting up those bundles of plants and flowers to dry, I love the look of them in my home, and I love the satisfaction of putting the dried material into jars for storage. And hey, if you’re not growing anything, you can still enjoy this by picking up fresh herbs from the supermarket or the local garden store and drying them.

You can also go herb gathering like I mentioned for Beltane, since different plants will be in season. Again, always observe permission and best practices if you’re going to do this. And always make sure you label your bundles and your jars for easy identification.

On a practical note, if you’re going to be doing things outside for Midsummer, always make sure you wear sunscreen and adequate clothing to avoid too much UV exposure, including a face covering. Remember to hydrate properly throughout the day, be careful with your alcohol intake, and if you start to feel tired or woozy, or if you stop sweating, get out of the sun IMMEDIATELY. Heat exhaustion and heat stroke are no joke, witches. Take care of yourselves out there.

And speaking of herbs and ways of keeping cool, one of the things I really enjoy doing in the summertime is making magical iced teas. I know some of my overseas listeners might be blinking in confusion right about now, so if you’ve never heard of this, let me enlighten you. In the US, particularly in the South, we’re very fond of iced tea. Now, that doesn’t mean cold tea, it’s tea that’s been sweetened and chilled, and it’s usually served over ice with lemon or mint leaves, depending on the recipe. This is a fun and easy herbal potion that anyone can make. You just need a pitcher of hot water, some herbal tea bags, some sugar or honey, and whatever flavorings you want to add.

Using several teabags or a big pouch of looseleaf tea, mix up a batch of tea that’s a little stronger than you’d usually make for a hot cuppa. Stir in sugar or honey until it’s as sweet as you like it - we usually go a step or two sweeter than you’d think. Then add whatever flavorings you like. And you can use just about anything for this. I’m partial to a nice blend of chamomile and peppermint with a good dollop of honey, or white tea with jasmine, or spearmint and elderflower, or hibiscus and raspberry. Lavender and lemon is another popular recipe, if you can get your hands on culinary lavender. (And yes, there IS a difference between lavender grown for the kitchen and lavender grown for aromatherapy purposes, so shop carefully.) Feel free to make drinks that correspond to magical purposes, too. Health, wealth, happiness, whatever you like. Sweet iced potions? Yes please!

This can be stretched to alcoholic drinks too, if you’re partial. I mean, what are we even doing with our craft if we’re not stirring spells into sangria or joining the midnight margarita club, right? My husband makes a delightful little cocktail he calls a Gardener’s Tonic - basically a gin and tonic with muddled sweet basil and lime juice and a slice of cucumber. Just make sure that when you’re enjoying your alcoholic alchemy, you’re doing so responsibly.

So once you’ve got your drink of choice and you’ve had a chance to relax, look to your homestead. Tend that garden, like I mentioned before. Attend to any pest problems you might be having, or any home repairs that might need doing. Try not to put things off. Once autumn arrives, you may find that you’re too busy. Reorganize your witchy supplies. If you’ve got new material or new tools coming in, try to declutter and get rid of anything that’s gone stale or sour, or anything that’s used up. Check your jars for signs of mold and give your accoutrements a good cleaning.

If you feel that kitchen witch itch, there’s a cream for that….it’s in the fridge next to the milk. (I apologize for NOTHING.) You can check on the beverages you started back around Beltane, or start a batch if you didn’t do one in the spring. You can start a sourdough, since that seems to be all the rage right now, or make preserves and jams with those early fruits and berries. Make food or homemade sweet with local produce and local honey. Oh and bless the bees and the pollinators while you’re at it! Bless their little hearts, they bring so much sweetness to the world, they deserve thanks for their hard work.

Midsummer is a big holiday for picnics, so if you can have one, definitely do it, even if it’s just on your back porch. If you happen to have a fenced yard and a tent to work with, maybe try an overnight campout just for fun. My dad used to do this all the time when my brother and I were kids. We’d set up a tent in the backyard, he’d drag out a TV and VCR on extension cords, and we’d stay up half the night watching movies and eating junk food. Hey, we were suburban kids, my dad’s idea of “roughing it” was having no remote for the TV. It was super fun, and if you can manage something like this, I definitely recommend it to witches with little ones. Lot of good memories there, if they’re inclined to such things.

Of course, summer isn’t all clear skies and sunshine. Sometimes it rains. But heck, that can be just as much fun. Apart from the obvious option of gathering the rainwater for magical purposes, have you ever gone out in the rain on purpose? When it’s warm out and the rain is coming down in nice fat drops and you’re wearing stuff that can stand a little soaking, few things are more fun than running around and getting absolutely drenched. I’ve got a few fond memories of walking in the woods during rainstorms with my bestie from middle school. There’s a saying that goes, “Life isn’t about avoiding the storms, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.” If there’s not a danger of lightning, I definitely recommend giving it a try. It’s really kind of exhilarating.

Midsummer is the longest day of the year. It’s the day when we see the most light, the earliest sunrise, the latest sunset. Meditate on how you can bring more light and positivity into your life, and how you can have a positive impact on the lives of others, on your community, and the world in general. Think about your productivity, your projects, your path to personal growth. How are things going? Is there anything that feels stuck that needs to be addressed? Where can you modify your outlook to something more optimistic, and where do you maybe need to take off the rose-colored glasses and be more of a realist? All things to contemplate while you’re sipping that magical iced tea potion.