#are fucking dorks

[theladydrgn]

god i love this stupid dork SO much

#good omens #crowley #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #muriel #good omens crowley #gif #listen hes a huge fucking dork #angel crowley

[purpleneutrino]

"Let's celebrate coming back from hell and not losing our minds."

on twitter

#one piece #zosan #sanzo #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #ronoroa zoro #one piece fanart #one piece wano #i love these dorks so fucking much help me #my art

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

#nimona 2023 #Nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #im dedicated to destroying Ambrosius cool guy image #that man is a dork #a feral fucking loser #and I’m in love with him #when they were tricking the director Bal records it all #you can here him rewinding the video #which means he has a video of Nimona disguised as Ambrosius getting stabbed #and you think she wouldn’t use that as a meme? #you’re joking #someone take this movie away from me #they've invaded every part of my life #I cant even listen to music #I was listening to Hozier's new album and thought wow this is like Bal and Ambrosius #I just know Ambrosius was the sick kid growing up #I could write so much angst about that #I might do that next

[bluesfreakingart]

"AND THIS IS WHY WE TAKE THE UTILITY BELT."

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wanted to do something fast and loose tbh and I had a lot of fun doing it!

#batman #batman fanart #jervis tetch #edward nygma #jonathan crane #the mad hatter #the riddler #the scarecrow #dc #dc fanart #dcu #me posting things at the most like fuck shit hour don't look at me #dork squad

[wearecrowley]

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #goodomensedit #tvgifs #tvedit #my gifs #these two absolute dorks are the cutest fucking things #aziraphale's little happy dance #crowley's little accent and leg kick #they were made for each other in more ways than god intended #she done good

[willowser]

i will never stop writing bakugou as a shy, blushy loserboy, but. the idea of you being more inexperienced than him ??

you're carefully bandaging him up at the agency clinic, after he'd taken a nasty hit that left his shoulder scuffed up, and he's been in here with you more times than he can count, much too late at night, and maybe that's how you get into this conversation in the first place; weird stuff always gets said at this hour.

"no, i'm telling you," despite the vulnerability of what you're saying — despite the awful look that must be on his face — you're laughing. "never dated anyone, never been taken on a date, nothing."

and — he really must look truly terrible, with his mouth open and his lip curled over his teeth and his brows furrowed, because he can't hardly believe a fucking word you're saying. it pisses him off and he doesn't know why, just seems. a waste, for no one to have appreciated someone like you.

someone that he maybe thinks about too much, that is too nice and not funny to anyone but themselves but still laughs and hardworking and. so pretty that it annoys him.

his question comes out rough, harsh. "why the hell not?"

"i don't know," you shrug, eyes cutting to his before focusing back on patching him up. "i'm — probably too shy and weird, or something. and online dating is hard, y'know! some guys are really into the purity thing, like too into it, and some guys find out and won't touch me with a ten-foot pole, so," and then you shrug. like that's all there is to it.

and katsuki is just astounded to know this. not that he's ever done all that much himself, but all his bases have been covered, by now in his life, and he just really can't imagine anyone knowing you and not wanting to—

he realizes the irony of thinking this, like a punch to the gut. after knowing you for almost two years now and never so much as complimenting your stupid hair and the stupid way you wear it.

"well," katsuki grumbles, averting his eyes to the walls of the clinic, trying to seem more interested in your creepy, anatomy posters. "maybe he's comin'...or whatever."

"who's coming?"

"your guy, i don't know!" it's unfortunate that his shirt is off for this, because there's no way you aren't getting a perfect view of the flush that spreading down to his chest. "your dude, maybe he's...figuring it out."

"hmm, maybe. that's what my gran says, but who knows?" you shrug, oblivious — and suddenly your singleness makes a smidge more sense. "i've resigned myself to a touchless, loveless life for—"

"he's comin'!" katsuki barks and you startle at the outburst, eyes casting over his warm cheeks and then down his chest and back. finally, it fucking clicks for you, like he hasn't been finding excuse after excuse to see you every damn night for ages. "he's...checkin' his work schedule and then he's...gonna figure it out, alright?"

you brighten considerably, lip going between your teeth. "oh, yeah, yeah," and your smile is unstoppable, not hidden in the slightest as you turn to the steri-tray at your side, shyness bleeding into his own. "alright."

#WAAAAHHHH #he considers himself so inexperienced #to the point he's such a flustered fucking dork about dating anyone #and so it makes him remarkably nervous around you to begin with #and then he goes absolutely bonkers learning that you've done even less than HIM AKFHDJSKAKAL #he's PISSED like WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN NO ONE HAS EVER KISSED YOU BEFORE #NEVER BOUGHT YOU SHITTY FLOWERS BEFORE #it is probably the thing that riles him up enough to make his move because he's just. so pissed about it alfbsisjai #lmaoooooo #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: pre relationship bakugou

[hawkwidows]

LEADER MIKE WE KNEWWWW IT I REALLY NEVER LOSE

source

#mike wheeler #byler #I LOVE MY LIFE #big FUCK YOU to incompetent wet noodle mike headcanons #you're gonna see this amazing dork nerd be so capable at the same time #bc he literally is every season idk what show people are watching #st5 updates

[daedelweiss]

At this point, One has basically adopted the baby that is LM Leo

you'd think but LM probably adopted him first because he's like "omg you're lost too?? like my bros? we're friends now-". One not being a complete asshole to him probably helps too 🤣 LM!Leo's moral code is "if i like you enough, i would take a bullet for you, no questions asked. otherwise, gtfo my sight"

also One would probably train this poor lad to fight. bless his stubborn heart but ninja skills could only get you so far 🥺

One (Separated Leo AU) by @dianagj-art​

#rottmnt #my ert #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt life mission au #life mission au #rottmnt leo #life mission leo #separted au #they'd definitely have a cool older bro and excited younger bro dynamic 🤣 #separated leo au #also love drawing LM!Leo climbing people like he's a fucking monkey #what a dork 😂 #he sees tol person he's chill with and thinks TREE #well no i don't think he'd give a shit about height #he'll CLIMB

[bizarrelittlemew]

thinking about Taika and Rhys hanging out watching the olympics on mute in Taika's on-set tent during filming of season 1 and coming up with the idea to prank people into believing they were drinking alcohol at work by walking around set drinking non-alcoholic whiskey pretending it's actual whiskey. they really couldn't have found anyone more perfect for the roles of Ed and Stede like that is absolutely something they would do

#ofmd #our flag means death #these fucking dorks i swear #the tent looks so cozy too #“he invites me into his special tent because he gets lonely in there” mmhmmm 😏

[mugiwara-lucy]

I love their relationship so much 🥹

#naruto #shikanaru #naruto uzumaki #shikamaru nara #these fucking dorks! #naruto has all the love in the world to give and shikamaru wants to act like a hard ass 🤣

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Lucifer trying to bring dom energy is so much funnier in the nightbringer timeline (especially considering the way his and my MC's relationship is normally--).

Like this man was a whole-ass angel until a year ago. Even with how often he was interacting with the devildom before hand i can't imagine sex or kinks came up as a topic much xghxhcgx (much as i think he and diavolo are Big Gay together I'm still convinced their dumb asses are stuck in slowburn purgatory until mc shakes things up, so)

So Lucifer says some shit like I hope you're ready and my mc is sitting there trying So Hard not to say anything incriminating about the timeline shit but they're just thinking like babygirl i have done things to you you haven't even heard of yet, settle down--

#obey me night bringer spoilers #obey me #obey me smut #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #lucifer #kuroo #please its just so fucking funny to me djsvxjsbdj #sir your pride is going to make a fool of you you dork ass virgin /♡ #in fact I'm going to make Sure of it-- #i brainrot about this intermittently gzxhhd maybe i should actually work on the related fic i started for once-

[tempter-sent]

I'm so obsessed with their dynamic in this movie!!!! OP manspreading in his chair and Megs being the one that's tightly-wound and anxious ohhhh I'm in heaven

#finally we've shattered the fanon of optimus being the introverted dork and megatron being the charismatic asshole!!! #holy fuck!!!! #its like they wrote this specifically for me #maccadam #transformers #megatron #optimus #tf one #tf one megatron #tf one trailer #transformers one trailer #tf one op #tf one orion pax #tf one optimus prime #tf one d 16 #megop #tf one megop

[ratpoizonz]

hey (headcanons ur caramelcorn)

#spooky month #spooky month 6 #spooky month hollow sorrows #radford #radford spooky month #kevin #kevin spooky month #caramelcorn #caramelpopcorn #spooky month fanart #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #these stupid fucking dorks.... they make me so happy :3c #editing black features onto radford specifically was super fun #and YES those are weird al and reanimator pins on him #i'm projecting onto him... #kevin was super fun too ofc!!! i personally love the outfit he wears in sm4 and it just kinda became part of my general headcanon for him #aaaanywaaayyyssssss #aubrey draws

[nikonuee]

Hey DunMeshi gang, have we considered:

Falin has feathers now

Birds floof/puff up

Marcille kissing Falin and all her feathers puffing up

DO YOU SEE MY VISION, FARCILLE ARMY?

#LISTEN LISTEN I KNKW MARCILLES A FUCKING DORK AND WOULD GET FLUSTERED BUT HAVE WE CONSIDERED #EARLY MORNING CHEEK KISS AND ALL HER NECK FEATHERS PUFFING UP LIKE A LIFE VEST #MARCILLE HAS TO PAT THEM BACK DOWN TK KISS HER GIRLFRIEND #“where'd my Girlfriend go?” #SHED NEVER LET IT GO SHED DEFS CONCOT A PLAN TO FLUFF FALIN UP AGAIN #Chilchuck is exhausted (but secretly happy for them the sap) #hoky shit Falins pretty much a dinosaur now #bird of prey woman #dungeon meshi #falin touden #farcille #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #falin dungeon meshi #theyre lesbians your honour #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #tomb talking

[wastedlychee]

Mash appreciation

#fate grand order #cute as fuck #adorable dork #fate #mash kyrielight #aaaaaaaaa #fgo #melty blood #tsukihime #type moon

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More chaotic Nimona headcanons

Whenever Ambrosius and Nimona want to mess with Bal they do a poor imitation of his accent

Or they’ll use British slang with an American accent 

You’d think this would get boring or the duo would get tired of this

But no

Watching this grown man’s cheeks inflate like a puffer fish never gets old 

One day Bal decided to get back at them by speaking in an American accent

This went on for the whole day and whenever the duo mentioned it he just looked at them like they were crazy

He pretends like it never happened and when the duo brings it up he’ll give them that same look

Ambrosius and Nimona go back and forth between knowing he’s fucking with them and questioning if they imagined it 

Sometimes when he thinks they’re forgetting he’ll say in an American accent “Do you remember when I” and then he’ll stop talking and walk away

It’ll send them spiraling for days 

I find immense joy in the idea that the trio not taking shit from anyone and messing with reporters for fun

One reporter got a little too comfortable with Nimona and asked her to explain in detail her “origin story” and how her shifting works

Like she's some fictional superhero and not a person standing in front of them 

So he straight up acted like he had no idea what the reporter was talking about 

And when he told them that he saw them shift as they walked in they replied in a concerned tone "Sir I have no idea what you're talking about"

And slowly but surely Nimona started to convince the reporter and the crew that they didn't save the kingdom

Shapeshifters don’t exist and they were here to discuss the economic crisis the kingdom was experiencing

And the moment when she knew that she had convinced them all she shifted to look like the reporter and walked out of the room without saying a word

No one in that room kept their job

A lot of people like to act like Bal is a hero not because he helped save the kingdom but because he’s an amputee

They act like he’s someone with an expiration date simply because he’s disabled and often treat him like he’s incompetent 

So he messes with them

A lot of these reporters will insinuate all the things I mentioned but they’ll never say it outright 

So he’ll pretend like he doesn’t know he’s an amputee

He’ll slowly manipulate them until they have no choice but to say outright that they’re treating him like he’s less than human because of his disability

And then he’ll act like he’s just discovering that he’s disabled 

Saying some “Oh my Gods my arm is gone… OH MY GODS IT’S GONE” 

People stopped mentioning the arm after that 

There was one reporter who was really outspoken about the fact that the “Golden Boy” was so easily manipulated by the Director 

And was questioning if someone so easily swayed should have a hand in rebuilding their society

Ambrosius finally sat down with an interview with this dude and the reporter just starts digging into him

Hammering him with questions like “Why didn’t you see through the Director’s lies” “Why did you lead the manhunt against Bal” and “Where were you when the wall fell”

And Ambrosius starts throwing out questions of his own like “Weren’t you very close friends with the Director and weren’t you very outspoken on social media supporting her” “Why were you saying and I quote ‘we need that gutter rats head on a spike’” and finally “what were you doing when the wall fell?” 

And this man had receipts too

He was basically silent when Ambrosius was brought up after this incident

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #I love these chaotic dorks #we love some gaslighting bitches #yes baby mess with the media #fuck with their heads