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#au: kill bill
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years later someone buys the plot, turns on the lights and is suddenly worshipped as a sun god by a bunch of puppets falling apart at the seams
pov you break into the spooky abandoned Playfellow Studios building for shits and giggles
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#lore tidbit! the plot is not available for purchase#the building is only Technically abandoned. its still very much Owned private property!#actually ive been thinking about the Other side of this au. the people's perspective#cause in this au at least they all Knew the puppets were alive#many employees - especially the ones working 'closest' to the puppets - put up a huge fight when the show got canceled#but it was either Disassemble (kill) Them or Lock Them Away#and honestly? killing the neighbors would've been somewhat of a mercy#but the employees had no way of knowing just how Bad things would get#wh lights out au#scribble salad#and i mean. the building's electricity bill remains paid.#the employees that felt really bad kept it paid over the years - devoting a bit of their income each to it#thinking the puppets would a) be awake & b) be able to figure it out#yeah that's actually a lil fun tragic tidbit as well - if any of the puppets had found the breaker....#or found it and Messed with it a lil... flipped the right switch...#they would've gotten the lights back on no problem#but yeah anyway ive been Thinking about the employees' side of things a lot#might tie that in with act two. it'd make sense considering the shit that happens#well either they'd help the puppets out or they'd get shoved into one of the sinkholes by barnaby. so.#bc if we're talkin seriously here. the puppets are more likely to kill a person than worship them for any reason#they'd go full 'THREAT!! THREAT!! ELIMINATE THE THREAT!!! WE'RE NOT LOSING ANYONE ELSE!!!' mode
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fanaticsnail · 3 months
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Fic Prompt: Donquixote Doflamingo
But it's Kill Bill.
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"Do you find me sadistic? No, kiddo, this is me at my most masochistic-."
"Doffy. It's your bab-."
Gunshot.
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"That woman deserves her revenge. And we? We deserve to die."
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alcorian-wizard · 10 months
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ik they’re like sworn enemies and stuff- but i’ve been thinking abt how one day in the faaar future alcor just brings bill cipher back for the shits and giggles (in a good ol the-more-u-fuck-around-the-more-u-find-out fashion) after being bored out of his mind for a good millenia or something (im sure this goes against some alcor lore but it’d just be so funny). alternatively, in the fashion of someone like me, bill comes back after like, centuries after dying and alcor’s got a small tea party set up waiting for him 
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Shitten Shenanigans AU – The Fall of Death
Lamb heaved deep shuddering breaths as they glared at the now diminished form of Nar- The One Who Waits. Their body throbbed with pain and their heart was pounding so hard they thought it might burst from their chest, but all of that paled in comparison to the sheer rage that thundered through their veins.
How DARE HE?!
HOW DARE HE AFTER ALL HE AND HIS SIBLINGS HAD PUT THEM THROUGH?!
WAS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT THEIR WHOLE SPECIES AND FAMILY HAD BEEN STOLEN FROM THEM THAT HE WOULD TAKE THEIR CHILD TOO?!
Lamb stalked towards The One Who Waits, their sword scraping against the floor, as he tried to sit up only for Lamb to stomp a harsh hoof in the middle of his chest, crushing him against the ground. He struggled against it weakly, glaring up at Lamb with bared teeth.
“You’ve supplanted me. A vessel no more, now a crowned deity, you damned lamb!” He hissed furiously. “Will you be a merciful coward or a vengeful false idol, you traitor?!”
Hefting the sword above their head, Lamb sneered down at their former divine patron. “For Asha, I would slay as many gods as I need too! Especially ones that betray me first.”
The anger suddenly drained from The One Who Waits’ face, leaving confused furrowed eyes, and he ceased struggling. “…What nonsense do you speak of?”
The sudden change of emotion stayed Lamb’s hand for a moment and for some reason, they answered. “You betrayed our deal first. You demanded the sacrifice of your most devoted follower, YOUR OWN CHILD! MY CHILD!”
Rage swiftly returned to The One Who Waits’ face and he snarled back, a sudden burst of energy as he shoved the hoof off his chest and reached for Lamb. “I’D NO SOONER SACRIFICE AYM AND BAAL THAN I WOULD ASHA, YOU FOOLISH LAMB! THEY ARE NOT MY FOLLOWERS, BUT MY STUDENTS! MY CHOSEN SONS AND CHILD! MINE!”
Lamb dropped the sword and dipped out of the way of the fallen deity’s grasp, flipping him over. “YOU CALL THEM YOUR MOST DEVOTED FOLLOWER! CONSTANTLY! ALL OF US DID!”
He managed to roll to his feet and dodged their own lunge. “I WAS SPEAKING OF YOU!”
The air seemed to still as the rage within Lamb’s snuffed itself out just as quickly as it had arisen when Narinder had first spoken of a sacrifice. “…What?”
Narinder snarled as he drew himself up, lacking the monstrous height he once had but still a good foot over Lamb. “You were my most devoted follower. It was your sacrifice I spoke of!” He paused for a moment as something akin to hurt intermingled with the rage. “You truly believed I would command such a thing upon my own? Even after I had given my word no harm should ever come to them under my protection.”
Lamb tilted their jaw up stubbornly, their anger growing anew yet at a much dimmer level. “You ordered the death of your own siblings. Why would it seem such a stretch?” They knew the answer as soon as they said it.
The hurt faded as rage covered it up again, the force of such causing Narinder to shake. “My siblings betrayed me and bound me! They committed genocide for fear of me! They deserved their fates as you well know!”
Lamb flexed their fingers. “…They were still your family once. Besides, why not simply say? Why call for your most devoted’s death when you knew that is what we called Asha?”
“I had thought you would have a modicum of intelligence to recognise it was not the child that I spoke of!”
“Well, maybe if you didn’t insist on dressing up your orders, we wouldn’t be in this situation!”
“Why would you think I commanded you to leave the child with the rat if I wished for their death!?”
“You command a lot of contradictory things! Sacrifice a follower, resurrect them! Oh here’s a ritual to brainwash your followers but if you tell them to not consume strange substances, they’ll work harder at the cost of falling sick when you brainwash them!” Lamb stalked towards Narinder and jabbed a finger into his chest. “’Take Asha to Ratau’s then bring them here to die!’ is not out of character for you!”
He grabbed their hand and moved it to the side, gripping it harshly. “I sent Asha to that useless rat so that they would not have to watch! To see you sacrificed in my name would have caused them harm for how much they love you! For however much they adored your visits, they cried at every death!”
Lamb snapped their teeth in his face. “And what would you have told them?! When I never appeared again? Would you have told them the honest truth, that you had me killed? Or would you have lied to them as well?!”
Narinder grabbed them by the shoulders and shook them roughly as if to somehow rattle sense into them. “THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO NEED FOR YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BY MY SIDE!”
“THE HELLS DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!”
“RESURRECTION, YOU FOOLISH LAMB! LIFE GIVEN ANEW WITH THE PROMISE OF ETERNITY AS MY WITNESS! A VOW THAT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN FREE TO RAISE ASHA OPENLY AND IN SAFETY UNDER MY WATCH!”
Silence reigned across the blazing field of the afterlife as the two stared at each other, their breaths intermingling as they panted. The Red Crown still discarded aside.
The pain started to creep in along the edges of Lamb’s vision. “…Swear to me it was me and not them.”
Narinder started to sway as the last vestiges of his own energy began to drain away, but even then pure honesty shone in his eyes. “It was always you, Lamb.” He seemed to be staying on his feet out of pure stubbornness and by the grip he still had on Lamb’s arms. “So what is to become of me now? Will you slay me like my siblings or are you a merciful coward?”
The crown finally returned to Lamb's head.
They reached out and grabbed him as he lost the fight against his injuries. Pulling him gently into their embrace, they slowly lowered to the ground and pressed a hand to his chest, summoning the indoctrination circle below him. They couldn’t help the way they tucked him closer to their body.
“If it makes me a coward to prevent my child’s sorrow at the loss of their father, then a coward I must be.”
Narinder sputtered a bitter chuckle as his eyes went hazy with pain and betrayal. “I will not forgive you.”
“Can you blame me for doing what I thought was to protect Asha?”
Silence again before something passed over Narinder's face and he closed his eyes.
"...No, vessel. I suppose I cannot."
With that, Narinder fell into the blackness of the teleportation, leaving Lamb alone in a field of damnation and the feeling of bitterness.
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This.... was a lot less cracky than I thought it would be when I started. I was going do like a fade to black in the middle of the argument to the POV of one of the cultists who are watching what is essentially a marital spat between their leader and their god, but it didn't fit the vibe.
This Narinder never lies. He doesn't always tell the truth but he doesn't lie. Which is why Lamb took him at face value when he said he wanted to kill his most devoted and when he said everything here.
They're both too proud to have an actual conversation about this until they get locked in the confessional by the kids.
Narinder also feels a bit tame but, 1) he's currently in shock at the loss of godhood, 2) he just spent the past couple of years co-parenting with Lamb which bonded them closer than in canon and 3) its my au and I do what I want.
Asha is my shitten's name which fun fact means hope/wish/desire in Sanskrit (same origin as Narinder's name) and life/longevity in Arabic/ Swahili which I thought was cute.
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The problem with big fandoms (using "problem" in a very loose sense here) is that it's really hard to stumble across the weird niche undertagged stuff when its being buried in five million coffee shop/royalty/high school/soulmate aus. If there are 150 works in the tag total you can look through very quickly and find anything that appeals to you. When there are over a million it is much harder to do that.
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twilights-stuff · 7 months
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Took a break from studying and decided to self indulge myself with an GF X Odyssey/Epic au
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Ford is now Odysseus babyyy. Basically just like in the book as well as in the musical, Ford spends 20 years away from his home Ithaca, his beloved twins Dipper and Mabel and his brother Stan who became a regent taking over Ford's place while the king was away for war and raising his niece and nephews for the last 20 years. Still figuring the other stuffs tho. Mostly based from the musical rather than the myth itself but I also took some creative liberties.
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kkurades · 9 months
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KILL BILL ━━━━━ full house copycats
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PARK SEONGHWA regretted nothing more than breaking up with you due to his need to focus on his studies but trying to win you back would be harder than he had originally thought and finding out that you had happily moved on with another man while being a successful idol didn’t make it any easier for him
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YANG YN ( portrayed by JENNIE )
(g)i-dle member, met shuhua first when she was hiding in the toilets at cube ent to watch the newest httyd episode, has an httyd addiction, absolutely loves loves loves penguins, is still close with her high school friends, is fake dating minho, gets sad whenever someone mentions seonghwa so no one does, is the rory gilmore of her idol!friendgroup, is the child of shuhua and soojin but they’re kind of divorced now :(
CHO MIYEON ( portrayed by MIYEON )
(g)i-dle member, pretends to date minnie for the giggles, acts like a dog for minnie tbh, is yuqi’s ‘father’ & ‘minnie’s’ wife in their ‘family’, is actually a fan of the yninho ship bc she really really doesn’t like seonghwa even though she has never met him, has accidentally cut yn’s hair during a vlive and she had to wear extensions for a year after that
JEON SOYEON ( portrayed by SOYEON )
(g)i-dle member, kind of the single fun aunt of the group, always complains about being the leader of the group but secretly loves it, has a weird thing for cars mcqueen, miyeon is now sensitive to the color red bc the amount that soyeon watches cars, is unbiased to yn’s ships
NICHA YONTARARAK ( portrayed by MINNIE )
(g)i-dle member, pretends to be dating miyeon for the giggles, is yuqi’s ‘mother’ & miyeon’s ‘husband’, is the only one of the group that low-key roots for ynhwa, drinks water every three minutes
SONG YUQI ( portrayed by YUQI )
(g)i-dle member, has some weird thing going on with yn, always claims to be yn’s gf, is the ‘child’ of minnie & miyeon, thinks barbie is the ultimate girlboss, is an active yninho & ynhwa hater, collects barbie dolls since she was 5, brings up her father in every single conversation
YEH SHUHUA ( portrayed by SHUHUA )
(g)i-dle member, is kind of depressed bc soojin left, is yn’s ‘mother’ and soojin used to be yn’s ‘father’ and her ‘husband’ but bc what happened they refer to it as the divorce, swears she’s against any yn ships but has a secret preference for yninho, puts cat stickers on everything and everyone
# NOTES — i finished my niki smau so i can finally start making this 😼
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tswwwit · 11 months
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been rewatching gravity falls and this got me thinking-
would dipper allow bill to possess his body at least once? :0
Only if it were necessary for something! Dipper might trust Bill enough to use it for a limited amount of time if he has to, but no good could come from letting him joyride.
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hamspenalty · 4 months
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kill bill au?? 👀👀👀👀👀
When Max was a kid, his dad’s favorite knife bigger than his tiny forearm, he’d told him the most important thing about their job. It was simple, really. “Do not get attached. Whatever personal feelings or remorse you have gets thrown out the window. Do your job, and deal with the rest later.”
Since that day, Max had tagged along on his dad’s appointments until he was considered old enough to start taking appointments. When he was 9. He still remembers it; some angry ex-wife who’d asked Max and his dad to kill her cheating, deadbeat ex-husband. His dad had let him fire the fatal shot that ended up killing him. Quick and dirty.
He’d had nightmares about it until he was 13. The blood splatter against the wall. The way his dad had patted his back with a triumphant smile, lips curling into something sinister as he flashed his pearly whites at Max.
At 18, he’d learned all he’d needed to know. How to properly clean a toilet. How to make coffee. And how to hide a dead body.
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Max stares at his target from the rooftop of some run down apartment that’s infested with rats. It stunk strongly of mold and decay, and if Max hadn’t developed such a strong stomach from seeing and smelling brain matter since the tender age of 11, he’d probably throw up.
He finishes the last of his chocolate croissant, licking the crumbs off his fingers as he looks down the scope on his rifle, zooming in a little on the man’s ugly, screwed up face as he came. Max tamps down a laugh. If only he knew what was coming.
That’s the thing about assassinating people. They usually never know what’s coming for them. One day they’re having their morning coffee, and the next they’re dead. Simple as that. It used to tear Max up inside, all those years ago, but he’s learned how to manage it, he thinks. You see something enough and it becomes normal.
He shoots next to the man’s head, narrowly avoiding his ear. The bullet grazes it, if his screams of shock are any indication. The man does exactly what Max wants him to do. He runs out of the house screaming.
“Got you,” Max whispers to himself, looking down the scope once more. Everything slows down, his back muscles tensing, his breath becoming shallow as he fires one last shot, right into his chest.
The man stops. His eyes glaze over, and he falls to his knees with a deafening crack. Max smiles, triumphant.
As he packs his things up, he wonders whether he should order Thai or Indian for dinner. He thinks about the stacks of various food menus resting in his kitchen drawer, sticking together like one happy, symbiotic machine, and settles on Indian. He’s been craving chicken tikka masala.
He sighs as he gets into his beat up, sun damaged ‘95 Honda Civic, turning on his favorite Dutch radio station. He listens to the familiar songs from his childhood while driving to his apartment, aching for his bed.
Max lives in a shoebox. He has to, though. He can’t live in a nice, expensive apartment while killing people for a living. It just doesn’t make sense. He has to stay under the radar.
So he lives in a shoebox with no heating and no central air, with loud neighbors and two stray cats that love to visit him on the fire escape. He tells everyone that he works a regular job; a security guard for some high end law firm; and pays his taxes like a good citizen. He’s golden. No one has to know that he’s been killing random people since he was a child, and that sometimes he wakes up in a panic because of it. He was mostly okay.
Max runs through the rest of his day in a haze. He says hi to his neighbors, smiling in a way he hopes is believable. He runs through the motions of calling his favorite restaurant to order his food, hoping that his voice sounds normal, and not fuzzy and distant like it does in his head.
He finishes the last of his food while watching some stupid reality TV show that was in the recommended section of the previous apartment owner’s Netflix account. She’d never logged out on the TV she’d left behind, and since Max didn’t want to risk getting found out by something as stupid as a Netflix account, he used it to his advantage.
He let himself sink into the leather of his couch, listening to the contestants argue about who to kick off the island until he fell asleep. Sometimes he likes to pretend that those people were really there with him, that it wasn’t just him and his own parasitic thoughts.
Sometimes it helped.
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lucydoodles · 28 days
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I bring you another drawing of those 3 dumbasses arguing about Ice Cream
I posted it in Video format on TikTok as well!
Font by Ashyslashy
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sorrowfulwill · 8 months
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ever since I kinda thought about kill a bit more I for some reason got father figure vibes from him so here’s a wholesome comic
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So, I was watching some video about ocean critters and there was this part about cuttlefish and how they change how they look like. Even in their sleep, they change color kind of reacting to their dreams.
Somehow I thought of your Nightlight!Sally and my braincells decided to try and connect the two dots. Does Sally have different colors she can change other into than sleepy=blue and awake=yellow?
goddddd that would be So Fucking Neat but unfortunately that'd conflict with Things yk yk... Nightlight!Sally's glow does Fluctuate with her emotions though!
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4y3sh4 · 6 days
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“𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝐼𝓉 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝒶𝓎, 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒹𝑜. 𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒, 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉. 𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃𝓈 𝓇𝒾𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉”
“Au revoir mon amour”
-ryo
⁎⁺˳ ✧༚ ˎˊ˗ ♡ ˗ˏˋയ ✩ ⁎⁺˳ ✧༚ ˎˊ˗ ♡ ˗ˏˋയ ✩ ⁎⁺˳ ✧༚ ˎˊ˗♡
I sit on the edge of my bed, my hands trembling as I unfold the note, each word a stab to my heart. Tears blur the ink on the page as I struggle to comprehend what's happening. Then, chaos erupts as gunfire shatters the stillness of my room. Bullets rip through the air, splintering wood and glass. Instinct kicks in, and I drop to the ground, narrowly avoiding the deadly barrage. Heart pounding, I crawl to safety, realizing I've narrowly escaped a fate I never imagined facing.
╭────────── ♱ · 𓆩🤍𓆪 · ♱ ─╮ ╰─ ♱ · 𓆩🤍𓆪 · ♱ ──────────╯
I emerge from the chaos of the attempted attack, only to find myself confronted by uniformed officers. Their voices blur into a cacophony of commands as they order me to the ground, handcuffs clicking into place around my wrists. “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you You are under arrest for the murder of sukuna ryomen Shock and disbelief wash over me, but I remain eerily calm, my mind struggling to process the surreal turn of events. As they lead me away, I am left grappling with the surreal juxtaposition of narrowly escaping death only to find myself in the custody of those meant to protect and serve.
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notthestarwar · 9 months
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Since I'm going through my notes. Here's a snippet from an old WIP
Cody and Fox after the war, no order 66, the stories called 'Fox gets a job' and I wrote quite a bit of it but then I hit a point where I didn't know what happened next lol so I moved on to something else.
Cody gives him a long look, one of the ones he's learnt from his Jedi. Theyre beginning to merge in to one person. "Fox, do you actually want a job?"
Fox smiles. "Brother, you don't go to interviews if you don't want a job. We can't all marry in to wealth!"
"He's a monk, Fox. He took a vow of poverty."
"Ah." Fox tilts his head. "There's more to wealth than the material."
"True." Cody Acquiesces. "There is a wealth in connections. Much like the ones I used to get you this interview."
His brother shoots him a dirty look.
"If you want the job, you don't tell them you killed your last boss! You aren't stupid Fox, I don't need to explain cause and affect to you! So what is this? Really?"
Fox shrugs. "I'm just done lying to natborns to keep them happy. "
Cody narrows his eyes. "OK fine, but no-one is asking you to get a job with natborns! There are dozens of brothers who'd kill to have you working with them. You know Wolffe keeps offering. Hell! You don't even need a job. Come live with us."
"Oh yes nothing I want more than to live in Cody and Obi Wans home for wayward siblings. Me and Skywalker can share a bunkbed!"
Cody rolls his eyes. "You know there's another spare room."
Then he sighs, looking up at him with those stupid eyes. All hopeful and sickeningly sincere. The Jedi were honestly getting to the guy, Cody was getting all soft. Too much time with tubies and religion could do that to a man.
"Look, just tell me you're doing this for fun." He says. "If you are fucking up all these interviews for shits and giggles then go ahead. We can meet up for drinks and laugh about the stupid natborn of the week. But Fox. If this is something else...Just tell me this isn't some kind of self destruction, OK?"
"I don't not want a job." Fox tries.
The look Cody gives him is pained. "Go on."
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cjinkling · 23 days
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Ffffff I almost didn’t post this because this was just me learning how to draw from the back. (It sucks I need to do more art of drawing people from the back instead of the front anyway
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I’ll stop yapping here’s the art
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Okay yay! A au that I am making for Ao3! It’s called Broken Falls, it’s basically Gravity Falls however it’s with Kill Cipher and a Insane!Ford. In this AU Kill is the oldest brother of Bill and Will. (Bill and Will are twins in this)
Bill has his zodiac and own dimension which is basically canon Gravity Falls. And Will also has his own zodiac and dimension (Reverse Falls) both of their zodiacs has 10 symbols. Kill doesn’t he only has 3 symbols/pawns.(I’ll let you guess which ones they are :-)
Basically Kill is upset at this, so he thinks of a new idea which is to use one of his 3 pawns and turn them into a king piece. Chess board stuff lol. He thinks of one of his pawns as a good candidate since Bill had used the same pawn in different dimensions. But, Bill had always failed. But, since Kill wasn’t a Bill. Maybe it would work out.
Luckily one of Kills symbol’s is insane and a sociopath!!!!
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oceluna · 2 years
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‘‘Remake’‘ of this set
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