HOTD Trash comic
Sunfyre is just too bright and Aegon will take any chance to mess with Aemond. Better believe though that she’s the only one that gets the mess with Aemond.
Helaena is just best girl.
This nonsense was inspired by my man Ken from the Barbie movie. When he puts on two pairs of sunglasses, if you were wondering
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Ken convinces M/n, the owner of his doll to stay in Barbie Land with him and become a doll.
Ken: "Don't go back. The Real World sucks!"
M/n: "It...REALLY does."
Ken: "Plus here, we can just be on the beach all day."
M/n: "That DOES sound nice."
Ken: "You can even stay at my place."
M/n: "Sold."
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Okay I made one.
UPDATE: By popular demand, t-shirts are now available - grab one while they last!
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"This will be a great christmas card!"
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2 Tickets for barbie, please :3
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The reaction to the Barbie Movie amongst conservatives really deserves to be the final nail in the coffin of that stupid "Feminists and LGBTQ people just want to be pandered to nowadays" argument that comes up whenever an LGBTQ character or vaguely feminist woman dares to exist in a mainstream film.
Thirty-to-forty year old straight white republican men walked into the fucking Barbie Movie and are sincerely pissed off that it wasn't made with them in mind as the target audience.
They've literally forgotten what it's like to not be pandered to.
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“I will not serve a false Ken.”
Finally drew my favourite angry red-head as another favourite angry red-head. I gotta stop collecting them 💕
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if Dirk watches My Little Pony (which he does) and reads Pony Pals (which he does) then it is my opinion that he also watches classic Barbie movies. them shits are FULL of weird horse content and they have the right vibe for him to get invested i think
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After watching it, I’m giving the Barbie movie two separate grades.
The first grade for people who can just sit back, engage with the movie on the surface level, and enjoy is an A. There’s an interesting plot, funny jokes, a lot of creative worldbuilding, and some good emotional moments that really hit.
For people who are like me and cannot turn the analytical themes and story structure and character arc brain off, I give it a C. All the stuff from above still applies and will elevate the experience, but the movie is irreparably dragged down by how much it wants to Say Something, and does in various individual moments make salient points, but fail utterly in creating any sort of coherent message.
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you guys will never believe the horrors the muses beamed into my brain last night
Stop clownin' on 'em, Ronald
And I'm fun like a bozo (bozo)
I'm a clown but I still got that flow tho (flow tho)
No thoughts like my brain is cement (ment)
I'm a one I belong in a tent
Ruff collar it's frilly (grrah)
All of the bozos is silly (silly)
All of the bozos is glad
It clowns (it clowns) and we ain't pulling gags (grrah)
Glad (glad), but he prank me when I get bad,
Greatest like Barnum and Bailey (Bailey)
Drama like Cirque du Soleil leap
I'm a bozo girl (girl), bozos we clean house
Flower button be squirting shit got humidity like a greenhouse (woo)
Feelin' out, we be dealin' out,
Pick a card but don't be revealin' out,
Got the trick sleeve we're concealin' out,
In that little clown car we peelin' out
Cannonball blow the red ceilin' out
Cartwheel somersault we freewheelin' out
They be reelin' feelin' and squealin' out
It's bozo, bitch, if you still in doubt
And I'm fun like a bozo (bozo)
I'm a clown but I still got that flow tho (flow tho)
No thoughts like my brain is cement (ment)
I'm a one I belong in a tent
Ruff collar it's frilly (grrah)
All of the bozos is silly (silly)
All of the bozos is glad
It clowns (it clowns) and we ain't pulling gags (grrah)
On silks I'm doing the big drop
The clowns all play in the big top (big top)
They can't make this gig stop (grrah)
I'm washing this costume, I'm making my wig flop
Like my brain is cement (grrah)
All the real bozos just wanna be friends (like)
Tightrope I'm followin' all 'round the bend (grrah)
Look where it led, now I'ma see where it ends
She a bozo bitch with a bozo clique (grrah)
I keep prankin' her, so she gawk a bit (damn)
And the circus tix yeah I hawking it (damn)
And I got the nose so I honking it (honk)
And I wear the shoes so I stomping it (like)
And it's circumstance with no pomp in it (damn)
Yeah, I know the trick, here's the card you picked (damn)
Yeah, they know who's It, me and bozo, bitch
And I'm fun like a bozo (bozo)
I'm a clown but I still got that flow tho (flow tho)
No thoughts like my brain is cement (ment)
I'm a one I belong in a tent
Ruff collar it's frilly (grrah)
All of the bozos is silly (silly)
All of the bozos is glad
It clowns (it clowns) and we ain't pulling gags (grrah)
*Fade out to Julius Fučík's Entrance of the Gladiators*
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