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gods-graveyard · 5 months

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Barty- Im just saying, frogs are basically like reverse mermaid transformation right? I think theyd make good singers

Regulus, on the verge of tears or several illegal hexes- I asked if you wanted milk in your tea

Barty- Oh yeah, chocolate please

Regulus turning to Evan- What do you see in him, truly.

Evan, shrugging- Hes fun- oh and not to mention he has a big fat coc-

Regulus screaming in french, storms out of the doorm

Dorcas stepping into the room- Why is Regulus screaming about drowning himself in the black lake?

Evan and Barty- Haha Mood.

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thelegitcasper · 8 months

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waterparks is so rosekiller coded.

"You found me, and finders keep"

"You know I'm stupid for you"

"Let's keep each other safe from the world"

"I want you all to myself this time"

the fast, upbeat chaos of the actual music.

like cmon. this is barty and evan. this is them.

#rosekiller #barty and evan #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #the marauders era #welcome back ao3 #the marauders #marauders era #marauders headcanons #slytherin skittles #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #barty is chaos #barty x evan #i love them together

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

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sylviaplathenthusiast · 4 months

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i do not excuse the actions of my favourite characters. i accept and embrace them. i welcome them with open arms. i settle into bed with my favourite characters, brush through their hair with my fingers and say “that’s it, baby, be a menace to society, just like that”

#its all justified #love them because of their flaws #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora rosier #remus lupin #when the authors note is like ‘we gotta keep in mind that *character* is going through this this and that’#and im like BORIIIIING #i want chaos #bitching moaning #be a horrible person #i still know youre my baby girl

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bi-peanut · 9 months

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I'm so done with the new marauders fandom.

#i miss 2020 and 2021 fandom #before barty and evan and all that rosekiller bullshit #before fucking jegulus #before the babygirlification of inherently bad people #i miss when everything was wolfstar and jily and dorlene #not whatever random ships people come up with for the sake of romance and mlm #im so fucking sick of the new fandom #friday’s chaos #andrew's chaos #marauders era #marauders #anti jegulus #anti evan rosier #anti barty crouch jr #anti regulus black #anti rosekiller

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hazedwords · 14 days

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Chaos Club

Barty, teaching Bellatrix to drive: Okay, you're driving and Narcissa and Regulus walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Bellatrix: Oh, definitely Regulus. I could never hurt Cissy.

Barty, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the bloody brakes.

#chaos club #marauders era #barty crouch jr #bellatrix black #incorrect quotes

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bri-cheeses · 2 months

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When Evan and Barty eventually buy a house together, they both decide that each room will have a different style and overall vibe. For example, the kitchen has black and white and has a 90s restaurant-y vibe, the living room has red walls that are covered with drawings and spray paint, there’s a room that has a bunch of big windows and is therefore dedicated to a bunch of plants (and to Pandora, too, even if they’ll never really admit that), the bathroom has a coquette type vibe (which is just so out of place, but they love the absolute confusion that everyone has on their face after using it), and their bedroom ceiling is painted black and has those glow in the dark stars stuck all over it. Altogether, it’s the most disjointed house anyone has very seen, but they both are just so so proud of it.

#it’s because they both thrive on chaos #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles

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parker-rose · 2 months

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rosekiller is actually so excellent because both barty and evan are the kind of people to mask their problems with humour and it makes for such a fun dynamic

i could argue wolfstar has this too but the angst potential of both jegulus and wolfstar is so much higher than rosekiller like their trajectory would be angst to a happy ending or consistent angst but rosekillers trajectory would be happiness to the worst ending ever possible ever

#like they're the type to feed off of each others energy #snowball fights and who burps louder type #constantly irritating their third wheel friend (regulus) type #piggy back rides and absolute health hazard type existence they would both have #extreme chaos and then there's the loss it ended with for barty...#its like when a fun song is playing and it suddenly fades into the bg and you sit there like what a life i had when i had it #anyway barty crouch jr ily ur a pincushion for me tho <3 #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #the marauders

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mochafrappiccinolatte · 4 months

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Conversations with my friends that are Slytherin Skittles coded (part 1):

Evan: did you hear about the clown fight at the circus? It was in tents.

Barty: ……

Pandora: I don’t get it.

Evan: What is there a lot of at circuses?

Barty: Homicide

Pandora:

Evan: like where they perform

Pandora: oh tents!

Evan: so when there’s a clown fight it’s….?

Pandora: did you say clown fire or clown fight?

Barty hysterically laughing

Evan: what the fuck is a clown fire?!

#Pandora thinks Evan is setting clowns on fire #what the fuck is a clown fire??#when they are all together it’s chaos #this happened it’s cannon #rosekiller my loves #pandora rosier #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #marauders #rosekiller #evan x barty #slytherin skittles

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risetherivermoon · 11 months

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barty crouch jr in garfield merch

because of a chaotic conversation (feat, garfield, barty crouch jr, and jesus,) with these idiots: @lostforgottenspaces @mo0n-water @malakiwis love yall <33