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existential-turnip · 2 years
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literally everything about richie lipschitz SCREAMS short. i cant explain it, but i know in my heart that richie is a tiny little guy and the only thing stopping that from being 100% canon is the fact that Jon is over 6 feet tall. but he literally crouches down for the majority of the show. richard. lipschitz. is. short. as. fuck.
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maxsix · 2 months
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f1-birb · 2 months
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lnfour Can't wait for it to be race week again 🏎️
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lepusrufus · 2 months
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I'm so in love with the idea of Sceleritas Fel not dying because he's actually some kinda ghostly butler forever bound to Durge or something so he's gonna be around for the rest of Lyall's life but the catch is that he can't act against her wishes so he's just very salty all the time about her non murderous lifestyle choices.
Lyall: pass me that axe will you?
Sceleritas: for murder I'm certain!
Lyall: haha no, Shadowheart asked me to get some extre firewood to get a big stew going
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Lyall: okay keep that curtain in place
Sceleritas: ah your old room used to have similar decor, the red makes washing so much easier!
Lyall: they're actually so sunlight doesn't get in and turn Astarion into a well done steak in his room, thanks for the tip though
Shadowheart's parents are just kinda concerned at the beginning wondering why there's this weird little gremlin following their not yet daughter in law and calling her names. They later discover "wretched" "atrocious" "horrible" are just his way of complimenting her. They're no less confused.
Sceleritas: ah master! A gnoll! A fearsome servant for sure!
Lyall: nah he just needed a new home
Sceleritas: *this close 👌 to chewing on his hat*
Minthara tags along too and she's kinda annoyed she doesn't get a butler. He sorta meets Aylin and Isobel too eventually and Lyall has the mercy to keep the fact that he was the one asking her to kill Isobel a secret. Isobel has her suspicions. Karlach thinks it's the funniest fucking thing in the world.
Sceleritas cannot contain his glee when the party has to gather up once again to solve some shit. They may be doing it for good but there's bound to be bloodshed on the way.
Besides, his master finally seems happy.
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missingexaltation · 2 years
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Before Season 4, Eddie was a tentatively harmless) little shit and you can't tell me any different. Wayne's aware of his shenanigans but he's happy to let Eddie make his mistakes and face the consequences himself. (he was the same at his age)
He can hotwire a car. Sure he said he dad taught him as a kid, but to do it so smoothly and confidently under pressure? That boy's done a lot of joyriding, idk what to tell you.
He's a dealer. Chances are he's been arrested for it and talked his way out of it at least once. I'd bet he knows the law to the letter so that he can get away with more than he should. That boy has the gift of the gab, and it's not usually worth the headache dealing with him.
He's living in the trailer park with his uncle so I'm guessing he's poor as shit. I'd also bet that he's a bit of a petty thief. Nothing from people, but from bigger businesses? You betcha. He'll take that t shirt or ring or candy and shove it in his pockets. He'd pay if he had the cash, but he just doesn't.
He's also pretty good with people. (In canon anyway.) If a jock shoves him in the hallway, Eddie's conveniently in the next class flirting with their girlfriend. Weirdly enough, damn successfully. Want a guy to leave you alone? Befriend their girl. 'Johnny just leave him alone'. Etc. (Sometimes he charms too much and he ends up when their number and a very hush hush hookup. Bonus, but his lips are sealed if asked.)
He's not above abusing the prices of his drugs either. Some jumped up rich boy comes to him at a party, half drunk? Getting charged thrice the price at least. Supply and demand. He has the supply AND makes the demands. It's not his fault they're not up for negotiating, and he feels zero guilt. (The ladies usually get discounts though, he's not made of stone.)
Steve, Nancy and Robin are appalled when they find this out post-Vecna. They're all well behaved when they're not saving the world, but Eddie's been arrested. He has a criminal record.
(If Steve gets all hot under the collar when Eddie brings up something he's done that's mildly illegal then no he doesn't, shut the hell up).
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danhausensboots · 1 year
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Danhausen’s Commercial ✨
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happilychee · 4 months
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juvia and lisanna headcanons pt.2
♡ when lisanna sees gajeel rock up to the guild hall for the first time with pantherlily at his side, she grabs juvia and asks how well she knows gajeel. all it takes is one word from juvia and the four of them are off on a guild mission. pantherlily asks lisanna how she's adjusting and suddenly they're recounting all of their edolas adventures to juvia and gajeel. the two, in turn, talk about their phantom lord days and how they joined fairy tail. to their surprise, lisanna laughs her ass off.
♡ after that, lisanna finally feels a semblance of normality. she goes on missions with juvia the most, sometimes with mira (if the job is simple and close by), and she even goes with gajeel and lily without juvia.
♡ the talking-to-everyone-again pipeline goes juvia -> pantherlily and gajeel -> levy and team shadowgear -> lucy (which lisanna still feels a bit weird about) -> wendy -> natsu and erza. when she finally, finally talks to natsu and erza again, lisanna finds that it's not as scary as she thought it was. they're both rather protective of her, but she supposes it's okay in the guild hall. less flying tables come her way.
♡ lisanna is the one who hypes up juvia to try to talk to gray again. or just get her to stop avoiding him. lisanna gets the deets from erza and cana, learning that their initial interactions were... less than ideal, and after gray flat out rejected her, juvia totally avoided him for fear of straining their relationship more. lisanna, regaining her mischievous streak, straight up shoves juvia to the table when she hears gray talking about the local sea life. awkwardness be damned, marine biology gets both of them talking. later, juvia thanks lisanna for helping her repair her friendship with gray with a small grin on her face.
♡ they gossip sooooo much. it's common to see lisanna and juvia seated at the bar, whispering and giggling to mira as they look over their shoulders at the guild hall.
♡ juvia didn't grow up around a lot of people, so she's very gullible about mundane things. lisanna decided that this is the one area she won't exercise her mischief in. she turns erza levels of scary when natsu convinces juvia that bunnies can hop high enough to get into trees.
♡ juvia likes to bake for her friends; lisanna can't bake to save her life. juvia tries to teach lisanna how to bake and they start a kitchen fire. erza scolds them but she's placated when juvia offers her a piece of homemade strawberry cake.
♡ lisanna is the more sociable of the two, and she's the one who drags juvia to any party going on at fairy tail. juvia usually sticks to gajeel and sometimes levy, but lisanna is elated when juvia agrees to play beer pong. they destroy cana and gray and all four of them end up very, very drunk.
♡ juvia and lisanna team up to tease gajeel. natsu always watches them in slight horror. gajeel usually pulls lisanna into a headlock, ge-he-he-ing.
♡ juvia also feels more acclimated to fairy tail. all of them are, in a sense, "outsiders," but coming together has strengthened their bond as a whole. so when the s-class trials roll around, juvia is both shocked and honored to be considered for it. everyone is cheering, but no one can beat lisanna's or gajeel's energy. they have to choose a partner to help them, and who does juvia choose to help her achieve s-class? her best friend, of course.
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kk-killer · 10 months
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why damijon and not jondami?
like sweetheart do you really think that Jon be bottomed by Damian and not otherwise?🤨
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anannua · 1 year
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happy valentine's day (dorks) bi panic moment for babyBito
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valdomarx · 1 year
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reminding me of that short trip where the third doctor and delgado!master swap bodies
the doctor starts a fight in jail, breaks three people's noses, and ends up chained to a wall
while the master enjoys a nice stroll in the fresh air and fixes jo's love life for her
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existential-turnip · 2 years
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My sewing companion
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leier-coyol · 10 months
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An illustration of an Adeptus Custodes npc for our Warhammer campaign
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thevioletcaptain · 1 year
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having one of these days again
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spiderbats · 9 months
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neil josten eats uncooked pasta as a snack. andrew finds it charming. kevin hates it. that is all
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lunarrolls · 6 months
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whenever i need a laugh or a smile i go back and watch the early bells hells episodes. like pre-bassuras was such an insane vibe for an adventuring party and the shit they got into? unparalleled. truly just a collection of guys doing shit and sometimes experiencing consequences. and then bassuras came down on them like the fucking sword of damocles. i hope that one day, when this is all over, bells hells will still travel, doing dumb shit and fucking around like they once did for lord ariks eshteross. i hope they find that peace once their questions are answered, but i don’t know if a quiet life is for them. i think they’d just continue on, continue to scheme, do incredibly chaotic shit for forever. just let them throw parties, root out government corruption and little shade creepers every once in a while, and pretend to be ghosts, that’s the proper bells hells post-campaign enrichment plan
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