#birb man is pretty

[pocketpen]

Silly bird man (painting of a screenshot I liked)

(Original screenshot below)

This was fun practice, I should paint more :)

#my art #bo's art #digital painting #digital art #lord shen #shen kung fu panda #kung fu panda #thanks for viewing #reblogs appreciated! #bro he is so fun to paint #i fuckin love the silly birb man #birb man is pretty #peak character design bro isth dreamworks really knows how to design a villain

[fourphoenixfeathers]

I missed trans visibility day waaaaaaaa

I made this in a frenzy of euphoria and solar eclipse road trip restlessness.

*whacks you with the flagpole/mace of gender*

Bonus: i found it hilarious that i draw my sona like this, but irl im really like this:

I dont even own a bowtie, but they are very gender.

#rae art #oh dear i have to change my art tag #trans #transgender #self sona #self exploration through art my beloved #i want to be a pretty birb man #alas one of those things is not a realistic transition goal

[razzek]

Absolutely nobody: ...

Me: (literally 30 years late to the fandom) Guys have you heard about these Metroid games?!

#Razz rambles #me alone in my corner only just now discovering the badass action hero space babe of my dreams #man if I'd known in the 90s about these games I would have been so obsessed #I mean I just found out like last year and I'm obsessed XD #I still love you Lara Croft but move over #raised by alien birbs wife has so many more guns than you #also explores ancient ruins and makes whole species extinct #but has also destroyed at least two whole planets #and wears practical clothing in the snow XD #metroid #samus aran #the zero suit is pretty ridiculous though #lara wins on style if we lose the chozo armour

[rodrick-the-rockin-red-cardinal]

#birbs of tumblr #silly man #cute #birds #🐦 #pretty

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

MORE GREAT LINES!!!

'u don't love lori. u think u do, but u don't!'

'i'm just some guy!!'

'we haven't had.....the Talk 👀'

'GET OFF ME MAN'

'what's he gonna do? kill me for committing suicide?'

'that is MY wife. that is MY son. that is MY unborn baby.'

'if u wanna kill me, ur gonna have to do better than a wrench'

'that is MY wife. that is MY son. that is MY child' (reprise)

ALSO shout out to my fav subtitle, [Maggie and Beth arguing]. AND to andrea for WRECKING LORI'S SHIT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. DAMN!!!! she really gave out to her didn't she??? im glad somebody's said it tho, i mean just bc lori is content with being mrs housewife and letting The Men do the fighting and protecting, that's not to say everyone else is as well!!! besides andrea's become a crack shot!! having her play lookout is quite helpful, i think!!

#birb watch #the walking dead #i want 'the walken dead' instead #where every character is played by christopher walken #ESPECIALLY the zombies #RAR i AM. going to Eat u. RAWr. ZAHMBIES!!! the WALKEn dEAd!! #poor randall! i feel sorry for him!!! #first he gets impaled on a fence #then they perform field surgery on him in a barn #THEN they try to leave him in a parking lot full of zombies.... #idk man if he really DOES know where the farm is then just. KEEP HIM THERE #JUST ADD HIM TO UR GROUP #he's literally just a guy #pretty weak-willed it seems!! surely u could make some use of him #(if ur not interested in just. being nice i guess lmao)

[toxicrevolver]

im in love with your love with the eyebrow man 💖🤭

I’m glad 🤣 I keep getting the two of them confused and that’s legit how I refer to him in my head. I need to watch kinnporsche already but my brain just isn’t allowing me. After I watch that I’ll probably end up trying to find other shit he’s in bcs that’s what I do if I like an actor.

#asks #obsidian rambles #hi my birb moot!! #yes that’s how I refer to you in my head #I seriously love his eyebrows tho #I’m pretty sure seonghwas predebut eyebrows are half the reason he’s my second main bias in Ateez #he’s only second to Hongjoong bcs tiny sassy rap man is extreme gender #I’m rambling

[motleybirdbones]

Mess with the Bog Witch, end up in a Ditch-

See also: “No, I don’t want any fookin’ Raisins in my cereal!”

#digital art #Illustration #character design #fantasy art #plague doctor #birb memes #reference #redraw #birbs #witchythings #pestilence #no we don't want your jesus here #goth yells at old man #fun fact black cockatoos are actually native to australia #and yes they pretty much are just like that

[toutoshodoroki]

*Cries*

I just wanna simp over Keigo

#precious man #wanna show him just how loved and cherished he is #pretty birb #bnha hawks #takami keigo #hawks #kore blabs #just me being dumb i guess

[legendary-pancakes]

Linktober 2022: Day 14 - Withered

hes a withered old man

#linktober #linktober 2022 #loz #skyward sword #kikwis are so cute #when i first met them i thought they were called kiwis #but no theres a k in there #its pretty funny how in the game #you have to hit this old man #and hes just trying to have a nap #but no you have to whack him with your beedle or your slingshot #and then he wakes up and gives you information that could get him eaten by the dragon faron #hes an orbular little man #so shaped #like a potato #or a sack of potatoes #i feel like even though hes not a bird he could still be classified as either a birb or a borb #also what if he reacted like miette #you hit yerbal!? #you hit him like the target?!? #oh! #jail for hero! #jail for hero for one thousand years! #pancake's art #loz art #loz fanart

[emurinnartist]

pretty birb

#sonic series #sonic riders #digital #digital art #wave #sonic series wave #wave the swallow #pretty birb #god i love the colours #i miss sonic riders man

[suguru-getos]

୨・┈﹕✦﹕ Kinktober Day 8﹕✦﹕┈・୧

Hawks x f!reader -> Cockwarming

Event Masterlist

a/n: soft hawksie, comfort, slice of life <3, cockwarmin.

there are times your work, your day absolutely drains the fuck out of you. you want nothing more than keigo and to be covered in the duvet of his wings. today you were late from work, reaching home at 10 pm. it was irritating— you were drained and your shoulders were slumped, keigo noticed the lack of ease and effortlessness in your body language and facial expressions in the morning itself. a sudden murmur when he wore his hero jacket, “why don’t you take an off from work sweetie? take my card and spoil yourself a bit mm?” keigo tried, but you dismissed his proposal. “no, im good thanks kei” your smile also seemed forced—

now that you had returned home, keigo came over to you immediately. wearing his grey joggers and a white tee. fuck he didn’t even have to try !! he was so ethereal. the blazing sun had toned down in japan & keigo’s golden tan with it. you walked towards him, hugging him eagerly. a musical chuckle escaped him as his hands groped your back, “aww~ my cute little birb.” he mumbles, leaning back and kissing your lips softly, melting away your stress and worries. “dinner?” he muses, tucking a stray strand of your hair behind your ear.

“mhm, what do we have?” you asked him, nuzzling against his palm when he cupped your face. “mm, whatever you want is what we have. keigo’s kitchen especially catered to his baby girl.” he grinned. you love that he addressed himself as keigo and not ‘hawks’ in front of you.

“some chicken soup.” you hummed, smiling back at him tenderly, through tired eyes.

“gotcha~” he took out his phone to check for outlets and you chuckled, “hey now, wasn’t this keigo’s kitchen?” keigo bit his lip, blushing with a grin. “yes it is, just out sourcing some stuff.” he winked, sounding exactly like the man of your dreams — oh wait, he is.

the dinner came in quick, by the time you were out of the shower, a stray plume caressed your cheek, making you giggle as you paved your way towards the dining area. “dinner is ready missy, sit down.” keigo looked at you, still in the bathrobe and whistled. “oh my~” you blushed and rolled your eyes at his antics, sitting down and having dinner with your husband. things seem so great when you start counting these little moments that life awards you with your man.

once the dinner was finished, where you talked to him about work, he talked about his— well, as much as he could share of course. you got up. flustered at what you’re about to ask. “wanna, cockwarm.” the words came out of your mouth easy. keigo smirked, “mm? want to feel daddy that close huh?” you nodded, blushing and looking down.

you nodded, looking into his eyes because you know he likes it. “yeah, wan’- wan’ to feel you close keigo.” you looked down, fuck his siren gaze with his marked golden eyes made you shiver. “and too tired for the whole sex.” you pouted, while keigo observed you in awe.

“mkay, if my sweet little girl wants that, who the hell am i to deny her demands? don’t want to be a bad daddy to my kid.” he winked, carrying you bridal style, a low purr escaping him when you lean against his chest as he took you to your shared bedroom.

“looks like gotta work you up first mm? how else are you gonna take daddy’s cock?” keigo smirked, oh he had no filter at times… you pouted, quite impatient and wanting to feel stretched & full already. after all these years with you, keigo has become an excellent mind reader. “okay okay~ let me get the lube, mm?” he cooed, pulling the knot of your bath suit and kissing your exposed tits. tugging at your nipples just to check how far he could go with them. they get really sensitive depending upon the time of the month & keigo doesn’t want to hurt his darling.

spreading your legs, pupils dilating in anticipation, keigo lubed up your pretty pussy and groaned when you arched your back at him rubbing your clit. “there she is, there she is.” he hums, spreading your cunt lips and thrusting himself in slowly. you arched your back and whined, gasping at the stretch. “fuck— i can’t.” you moaned when keigo pressed your pelvis, making you feel just how deep he’s reaching.

“that’s it sweetness, that’s it. ssh~ you’re taking it so well.” he crooned, kissing your neck and stilling. your eyes were glossing up. overwhelmed by the smouldering amount of love keigo showers you with. “i love you.”

“i love you too.” he said it like a silent prayer, smiling tenderly at you and leaning beside, adjusting your position & kissing your forehead deeply. “cute. my cute little angel birdie.” he smiled, kissing your eyelids. “let it go for me okay? all your worries, all your stress. because i’d always be here.”

and he’ll always be there for you. <3 you don’t doubt that.

#hawks bnha #hawks #mha hawks #hawks imagines #hawks x reader #hawks x you #hawks smut #hawks thirst #hawks x reader smut #bnha smut #bnha thirst #mha smut #mha thirst #mha x reader smut #bnha x reader smut #kinktober #kinktober 2023 #mha kinktober #bnha kinktober

[bakubunny]

ok last shitpost of the night probably but

some of y'all are really sleepin on pro!fumi, i'm telling u. like hear me out for a second.

he's a tiny lil soft cute birb in his UA days but pro!fumi is tall and pretty and strong. he hides it under all that fabric on his pro costume, but he is not the skinny kid he used to be. he's ripped. also his feathers finally grew in so he looks intimidating instead of awkward.

he's so sweet. like so so sweet. easily rivals eijiro and izuku. he's just quiet and subtle about it.

don't even get me started on dom!fumi. i've already told you all he's got his own home dungeon that he built bc nothing was up to his standard he's just a little picky when it comes to providing the best for his sub.

dark shadow. (no i will not elaborate.)

he's the one that's got you wearing a vibe in public and expects you to either wait until he tells you to cum or at a minimum try to keep your composure. even in the middle of conversation. because it's more fun that way.

he's also the one that will shove you up against a bathroom or dressing room wall and fuck you in public if he feels like it.

always doin smth mischievous under the dinner table when friends are around or you're in public.

will bend you over and make your ass red whenever he wants. big fan of "inspections" (pulling your panties down and prodding just to see you get hot and bothered for no reason at all). also in favor of maintenance spankings.

masochists and rope bunnies rejoice, fumi's got you covered.

like. just. there's so much. i could go on but i won't. he's a darling man and anyone who tells me otherwise, you're wrong.

#one of these days he just might get the dilf treatment i'm sorry fam #ykw no i'm not sorry bc that's how we roll in these here parts #if i want dilf birb boy i will write dilf birb boy and (some of) y'all will read it and like it #tokoyami fumikage #fumikage tokoyami #x reader #bnha smut #mha smut #aged up characters

[sunnyhedgie]

THE PŪTEKETEKE WON!!

This has been some of the most fun I've had this year! ^u^ Congrats to Forest and Bird for doing this cool election every year! Hopefully, thanks to John's influence, it'll spread more awareness of what they do and all the birds that were nominated that deserve attention!

So..as for this drawing...

I couldn't help but want fanart of this fantastic man in the birb suit the minute he strolled up to Jimmy's show with it on! Decided to draw him in it doing his famous heel clickin' after watching some of his old stand-up, too. 🥰

I started working on this Thursday (And finished around 9:30 this morning). This was a huge challenge. I didn't think drawing more detailed wings (or rather, wings more detailed than I usually draw them) was so tough. Anxiety be damned, with enough references I drew some pretty good wings.

Drawing John himself was a little bit of a challenge, too. I haven't drawn him in a VERY long time, so I hope I did a good job. ^_^

I might've overshaded the hell outta this, but it came out great and I had a lot of fun making it!

I'm open to constructive critiques. =)

☆ Made in Clip Studio Paint ☆

(I usually record timelapses, but you don't want to see the one for this, it's such a mess 😅😆)

#WE WON LET'S GOOOOOO!! #john oliver #last week tonight #last week tonight with john oliver #fanart #bird of the century #pūteketeke #art #digital art #clip studio paint

[rodrick-the-rockin-red-cardinal]

#birbs of tumblr #photography #beach #pretty #mountains #silly man #cute #birds #nature

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

THIS IS GIVING ME SHIVERS SEND HELP

(it is the yue boatman song ;A; being irish i can never resist a song about a boatman 😔👌)

#song of the yue boatman #越人歌 #music #chinese music #chinese chorus #beijing queer chorus #good for them ;A; #such beautiful voices omg ;A; #birb still says #Youtube #THERE'S ALSO A VERSION BY A MAN LITERALLY CALLED 'NAN FENG'?????? #he writes it 南枫 tho lol i think THAT feng means maple tho #what a pretty name ;A;

[a-twistedheartslonging]

Okay so idea for your nonhuman au. Idk if you've gotten asks similar to this one but I still think it's cool

Make Pomefoire Harpy's. Just make them these big, fluffy, stupid, birbs. All of which have no sense of personal space. They love to ruin Yuu's personal space. Especially Rook.

Vil is 100% a peacock. No changing my mind on that. And he's constantly trying flash Yuu his tail feathers. And when they don't notice or seem to care he gets so pissy. He has the biggest temper tantrum about it. But if you compliment his feathers, boy oh boy will he be all over you. The big bird man just melts into a pile of pretty feathers in your arms the moment you so much as open your lips to compliment him.

Rook I imagine is some sort of falcon or Hawk. He loves to fly around, and often times dives down to just miss Yuu by a couple inches. Yuu thinks it's some sort of scare tactic, but in reality he's trying to impress them.

Now Epel in my mind is a sparrow. He seems to be very meek and shy but when he wants to he can be very flirtatious. He can and will take Yuu by the hand and dance with them. Oh you can't dance? Mm too bad, time to dance. He won't listen to any sort of complaints you have about it. He's very bossy when he wants to be.

Tbh nothing for the AU is really set in stone so I might do stuff about them being different kinds of beasties than what I originally wrote, and if peeps want to send in their own different things, I'm totally fine with it.

I haven't done anything for the pompom dorm but LOVE harpies.

It makes total sense for Vil to be a type of peacock one, but also...

Have you seen a Secretary Bird?

Tall, beautiful, and long legs. I see one and can't help but think "that's him."

Jamil might want to be careful cuz they stomp the shit out of snakes though. Said stomps are very strong too.

Regardless of the kind of bird he is you know he's going to have the most beautiful feathers that he spends so much time grooming and has perfected his mating dance...not that you know it's a mating dance. Showing any positive reaction to it considered acceptance so...be careful friend.

Man, I've tried thinking up what kind of beasty rook would be but it's just so hard because he's...Rook.

Falcons and Hawks are certainly great hunters, our already dangerous Rook would become even more deadly. Dude would so swoop down to scare you and give a silly giggle at your scared reaction.

With Epel, I was thinking of him with the more obvi choice of being a bunny but thought it would be funny if, like, one of his parents was a bunny, the other was a bear, and he came out a bear but ended up with the small cuteness of a bun.

He's your little lavender cuddles teddy.

Him as a sparrow though. 🤔

Did you know that sparrows wave their wings to communicate with each other? Scientists used to believe that wing waving was a friendly way for sparrows to say hello or goodbye to friends. But that’s not the case. The opposite is true; wing waving is all about displaying anger.

Image a pissed off Epel flapping his wings at someone.

Their also wonderful singers and use that to attract mates, imagine him trying to rizz you up with his own songs.

#twst #twisted wonderland #nonhuman au #ask #asks #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #epel felmier #twst vil #twst rook #twst epel