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starfishsonny · 2 months
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rpsona…. save me rpsona..
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little bonus drawing🤫
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ditzybat · 10 days
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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills
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mlemonnnn · 1 month
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i drew a bunch of feral v1s for a friend of mine dksjdjksk
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naughtystiel · 1 year
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wrong answer
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cryborgs · 10 months
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plantboiart · 2 months
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What if we kissed (and we were both horrible alien bug abominations that can never go back to the lives we had before) ((also we’re both gay))
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thatdeadaquarius · 9 months
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Submitted by mynameis-a:
i’m sorry but i couldn’t stop thinking about this from the og blunt vs flowery post:
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NOT THE SCREENSHOT OF THE OG POST
NOT MONTY PYTHON LMAO
I fucking love fandom memes theyre the best, like these ^^^
Thank u so much for sharing this, its incredible 😭😭🤲✨️
One of my fav sagau (genshin isekai?? Idk anymore) headcanons is the whole,
Desperately trying to prove ur not the Creator of Teyvat/The King of the Gods -> uses slang/starts operating a computer/literally just speaks, for the blung lang AU
And somehow proves ur the King of the Gods anyway, like a self-fufilling prophecy lmao
Its just so funny to watch play out tbh
Thats why i HAD to include it and make as whole ass niche AU out of it.
Clearly I am totally normal about this, yes.
ALSO AWW i didnt think anybody read that old post anymore!!
That was literally my first post in Sagau! :D
Im glad its consumed u to this point LMAO
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Safe Travels Your Name Is A,
💀♒️
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crabonfire · 1 year
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hi! i recently saw your one bed trope post and was wondering if you ever did a part 2? love your writing and remember to drink water!!
One bed trope, Part 2.
The long awaited continuation!!! I'm sorry I almost forgot I even wrote it and it's my most popular prompt haha!!
characters: Heavy, Engineer, Medic.
warnings: none
note!! PLEASE READ DJDJFJFJF:
SO...I didn't realise until I finished heavy's but this is really long...like,,, super duper long. So sniper and spy will be the last part!! I'm so sorry but WOW I write long one shots. don't worry, it'll be released right after this one.
Oh and ps, Engineer's is a bit suggestive. no nsfw but sexual tension here n there 🤯🤯🤯🤯
♡Heavy♡
• "I will take the floor, Y/N sleep on the bed."
• THE SECOND HE SEES THERES ONLY ONE BED HE JUST...YEAH
• "Heavy no, its uncomfortable. Its been a long day, I'll take the floor."
"No. Heavy insist."
"Heavy."
"Y/N."
You two debated for a bit until you just told him your sharing.
"How? Heavy...is big."
"It'll fit, don't worry."
"...This is not good idea."
"Shut up man. Either we both suffer on the ground or have the bed together."
• after you both shower, Heavy spends some time to clean Sasha, while your already incredibly worn out from the day.
"I think I'm gonna sleep now, night heavy."
"goodnight Y/N, sweet dreams."
"Mhm, and if I find you asleep on the floor in the morning I'm going to break your jaw."
"Haha, very funny Y/N."
"I will."
"Ah...alright."
• you doze off quickly, Heavy finishes cleaning sasha and seeing he has nothing else to do he decides to sleep too.
• He's quite careful, making sure that he doesn't wake you. When he does lie, the bed tilts his way. His eyes widen a bit by the creak it creates as he would hate to wake you up, but is relieved to see your knocked out cold.
He studies your sleeping form for a bit, he's not weirded out by sleeping with another person. He's had to sleep with the mercs sometimes, and he used to sleep with his sisters when he was young, so this was nothing really.
But, why is it you make him so nervous? Especially in this situation? Your not even awake, but that makes it worse.
• He slowly slips into the covers that barely cover him, but right now he's more focused on you. When he does, the bed slightly tips to him and you shift closer to him, making him panic slightly. That panic fades away when you rest your head near his arm, forcing him to lay face flat to the ceiling.
His cheeks grow warm, so do his ears, and his entire face. Oh my god. Your resting on his shoulder. Oh my god. Oh my godddd.
You murmur something under your breath as you wrap your arms around his, making him tense up. "Mmmfh..." Your voice is muffled as you hold his arm. He melts, a weak smile appearing on his face as he holds the urge to freak out. Smiling contently, he soon falls to a slumber.
aw,,, anyways morning!!!
• You wake up and broooo...
Your confused by the immense warmth your feeling right now, when you open your eyes your eyes widen and your cheeks flush immediately. Heavy is holding you right now,, the heavy. The guy who carries around a machine gun everyday and kills people who even bat an eye to him, the guy who hunts BEARS.
But... You know him. He's a nice guy. Which makes it WORSE!!! HE'S... HE'S HOLDING YOU RIGHT NOW OH MY GKDDDNDNDJFJFJFJFJRJDJ! #(#((£_(
You don't know what to do. You... Uh... Um... Hm.
• "Oh my god-" you mumble, feeling embarrassed yet also feeling super lucky right now. your but bear man crush is holding you rn. bro.
He shifts, making you panic. Your eyes shut in instinct , and he seemed to have been woken up. You can't see right now but his eyes are WIIIDEEEEEEE he's wide awake rn haha
• "bozhe moi-" he grunts.
"... Y/N..?"
"...yea?"
"Oh-dear god I am quite sorry..." He let's you go and he sits up.
"It's okay! It was uh... Warm. It was nice."
it's quiet for a bit. He's obviously tense.
"...I liked it."
He flinches a bit, turning to you. "I am glad I didn't make you uncomfortable...i also liked it."
His cheeks are red. Oh?
Oh...
OH
He likes you like that...SCORE!!! WOOO!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HE LIKES YOU BACK WOOOOOOO!!!!
you crack up a smile, making him feel a bit flustered. He gets up and excuses himself to shower, while your having a mini celebration over the fact that THAT little tint of red on his face is an obvious hint that he likes you. Let's goooooo!!!!!!
♡Engie♡
• he knew there would be one bed. he's close with ms pauling and knows the details of any sudden changes. so he knew, and he took this as am opportunity to make a move on you.
• "Engie there's uh...one bed."
"What? Oh-darn'...really? no way..."
"Oh um...I'll sleep on the floor."
"No-no. I'll sleep on the floor."
"Engie that's ridiculous, you've worked your ass off today I am not letting you sleep on the floor."
"Don't cut yourself short sweet pea, you were a real sharpshooter today, you take the bed."
"...ugh! Let's just-share the bed."
"...ah, alright." SUCCESSSSSSSS
• he has a whole plan too. small talk until you both get tired, he acts all chill about it, casually gets close to you without making you uncomfortable, andddd when you scooch closer to him he'll be all suave.
if you think this is out of this is out of character, considering he's an engineer with 11 phds who cut off his own hand to replace it with a gunslinger, and is nice but makes TELEPORTERS...he's definitely a carefully calculated man, even in these situations.
• you two talk for a bit, rambling about the day and laughing over stupid encounters. the clock strikes midnight, and you both realise its time to rest.
But your quite nervous with him, feeling the heat to your cheeks as you sit next to him. "You okay sugar?" He asks, worry in his voice. "Y-Yeah! Sorry, just uh...um...yea." You sputter out. "Are you nervous?" He asks.
AHAHDHDHFH he really has to ask?? "That obvious huh?" You chuckle nervously, making him smile softly. "It's alright, I won't bite. I mean, unless you want me to."
• Your head turns to him, noticing the gaze he's had on you. Your face feels hot, and your at a loss on what to say. He laughs, "I'm just jokin' darl'." Your mouth opens but you can't seem to say anything. He just... Stares.
"Oh my god your a fuckin tease." You look away, laughing. Wow okay. He...hes flirting. Well now you know he likes you like that. "Oh but you like it don't you?"
That made you turn your attention back to him, brows furrowed. He places a hand on your chin, making you look up at him. If he couldn't see the blush on your face, the heat from it would certainly be obvious. "Don't you?"
Your knees are weak, your head is dizzy, you don't know how to react, you feel like your gonna explode. He waits for a moment, and he starts to laugh, taking his hand away from your chin and shaking his head.
"Nevermind, get some sleep." He gives you one last cocky smile, and then walks off to the bathroom. Your left there speechless, not having anything to say or even think about. What is there to think about?? You can't even process what just happened to you.
I mean it's nice to know that he obviously likes you back but wow...you were not expecting him to be so...forward.
You shake your thoughts away and dim the lights, slipping into your comfortable sheets and trying your best to just...think about it tomorrow.
wow. um. morning.
• goddamnit.
• of fucking course you're gonna wake up in his arms. right after he teases you relentlessly of fucking COURSE you're gonna wake up in his arms.
your wrapped tightly in his warm embrace, he's knocked the fuck out, snoring lightly. you sigh, trying to escape but he's so damn strong what the hell...
you recall the events that happened last night, and damn!! this bitch is a tease.
you frown but accept your fate, letting yourself fall back to sleep. this man sleeps like a fucking rock. not even a nuclear alarm will wake his ass up.
♡Medic♡
• honestly?? I think he'd be too tired to even like complain or do anything.
• "Oh-uh...medic there's one bed."
"Oh? I did not expect us having to share, but alright then!"
"O-Oh? Are you sure? I don't mind sleeping on the floor."
"Nonsense! Neither of us need to wake up with a sore back tomorrow, it's alright."
• he sets up his documents on a table near the TV, and spends the whole night writing and going over files on a previous experiment he did.
you just sorta do your own thing, making small talk here and there, though he's obviously more focused in his work. You leave him be, but after hours, he's still just on thay damn desk.
"Hey doc-sorry to bother but uh...you gonna sleep soon? It's pretty late."
"Hm? Oh! Yes yes of course, I had forgotten how fast time goes while I do my work. Thank you for reminding me, I'll sleep in a bit no need to worry."
"Ah..okay then. Goodnight medic."
He hums in reply, then going back to writing. You shrug it off, taking a sip of water and slipping right to sleep.
• An hour goes by, and finally he decides to rest. He closes his documents and dims the lights, walking over to the bed. As he sits, he's quite enamoured by your sleeping self. He smiles, you look so calm.
He knows he likes you. Your the only patient he's loves to take care of, no matter what disgusting or horrible thing it is, he absolutely will do anything in his power to help you. The way you check up on him when it's late at night, the way you help him clean up and record experiments having full trust in his ability to heal you, and the way you make his heart skip faster than normal.
Now that he's alone with you, he feels a bit nervous. It's really starting to kick in now that this is the first time he's gonna be sleeping with you. NOT IN A WEIRD WAY, but wow, it's finally kicking in that you're sleeping together.
He feels like a school girl, it's silly. But he can't help it, how did you manage to steal his heart? He's stolen many himself, but this feels so unreal. He snaps back to reality when he realises he needs to sleep, smiling, he slips into the covers and faces you. "Goodnight, Y/N." He mutters.
awwwwwwwwwww he's so silly!!! morning time everyone
• He wakes up pretty early, he doesn't need much sleep to operate in the morning. He's surprised by the warmth he feels on his face, but starts to smile when he realises that your holding him in your sleep.
that's so sweet, Y/N oh my god.
he melts into you, wrapping his arms tight around your figure. "Mmmh..medic..?" you mumble in response to the sudden gesture. "Yes?"
You look down, blink a bit, and take in the scene.
It's medic. He's smiling wearily, his arms are around you, and yours around him.
woah.
• "Oh-oh gosh-"
You scooch away from him and sit up, and so does he, putting his glasses on. "I am so so sorry... I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable-oh god." You sputter, chuckling nervously.
"It is alright! I enjoyed it."
"Oh...you did?"
"Yes. You were quite warm. I found it cute!"
No point in being shy now, he's quite an honest guy you know? You can feel your cheeks redden, chuckling even more at his blunt self.
"Wow uh...Well. I'm glad you did...It was nice actually."
• You both just kinda smile like two idiots, then in perfect timing, Ms Pauling knocks on the door to wake you guys up. You two get ready and for the rest of the day, the both of you are giggling and flirting like two dumb teenagers just falling in love. It's adorable.
And for the week where you two are together, it always ends up like this. You two holding each other when you wake up. You both like each other, it's obvious now. But just who will ask out the other first?
BOOM cliffhanger HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Cry.
Anyways part 3 with sniper and Spy tomorrow!!! IM SORRY LMAOOOO this was longer than I thought and my palms are sweaty from writing. Like...actually I really need to stop they are incredibly sweaty.
Hope you enjoyed! For any spelling errors I apologise, stay tuned for part three tomorrow!! It'll be the first thing I post :) reblogs are greatly appreciated ♡
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happily-apathetic · 10 days
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milkymooshi · 8 days
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Sharing a dart with Oswald would be a fucking nightmare and I just know it intrinsically in my heart
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westscain · 10 months
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listen LISTEN they mean the world to me okay i would fight for them or die trying i can't stress how serious i am about this
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justablix · 3 months
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The time has come for me to admit that I find Tineras criminal past, anger issues and general whole deal incredibly hot
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hanyeri · 1 year
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THE ENGLISH | What You Want & What You Need — dir. Hugo Blick
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topnotchquark · 4 months
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Not Matc having such a baby face, and than those manly muscles daaamnnn
Haha yes. Sweet baby faced smile juxtaposed upon the tank like body. Kinda emblematic of how he's always punched above his station in life but you can see that he's always been too young. And that he's had to grow up and take the responsibilities and the life of a man while still very much being childish.
I have a lot of affection for people that are made to grow up fast because while they are always serious you still can kind of see childish innocence to them at times that couldn't fully be purged despite circumstances and it kinda warms me. Which again, reminds me of Marc :)
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lucalicatteart · 5 months
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A few little sketches of some possible school uniforms for mage schools/learning centers for magic/etc. :0c Though because Nanyevimi is so scattered and disconnected, it'd actually vary much more by region (like not everywhere would have a cultural concept of what a suit jacket or neck tie looks like lol), so it's probably unrealistic for so many of them to follow too many traditional Uniform Conventions from cultures in our world, etc. But, still, fun to mess around with designs, and think about which would be most fun to wear/what school you'd go to just based off the clothing lol~
#I haven't felt well enough to do anything actually productive lately GRRRR.. evil health issues....#but I can sometimes at least draw while I lay on the floor with a heating pad and etc. lol.. so...#goofy little sketches. Still dislike that the ipad thing someone gave me is either like.. maybe the settings are just off OR possibly the#screen is slightly broken in some regard - so the pressure sensitivity does not work at all. thus all lines are blunt looking#instead of having tapered edges. which I KNOW can be a stylistic thing. like I think it's fine mostly#but sometimes shading looks weird for all of the lines to be the exact same size/width with like no variation lol#though since it's just little sketches it doesnt matter lol but still... hrmm... ever working out my strategy for how to use the ipad for a#art things/if I can ever get used to it/etc.#AAANYWAY... still so uniform obsessed.. and have been since I was a child. Like way before going to middle school and meeting#the people who like anime and get into school uniforms of that variety. I mean like... age 7 before even having any friends#and having zero popular media interests or outside influences that would make uniforms Trendy. but I would see like a 'private school#uniform' on a new story on tv or something or in a book and was just like OUGH... I Should Dress That Way#I used to go to thrift stores and find multiple seperate pieces that could be combined together to look like a school uniform#I had like 4 or 5 different 'uniforms' that I made myself in that way. My first outfit that I was ever allowed#to pick out for myself as my big First Day Of Middle School outfit was literally like school uniform inspired#(maybe mixed with a little goth.. like it was a school uniform sort of look but black and white with fishnet armwarmers lol.. plaid +#stripes pattern mixing my beloved... )#I think it's just the same way that I love apartment buildings because I'm infinitely fascinated with like.. observing human nature and peo#le displaying their psersonalities in little ways and how you can give 10 people the same exact identical space but each one will decorate#it completely differently just depending on their own tastes and reasonnig and etc. I love the idea of everyone in some setting#having to be in one specific set outfit BUT you can tell something about them by the little ways they customize it or what type#of accessories they wear or if they choose to button their shirt fully or not or etc. etc. I like the constraints of 'okay everyone has to#be in exactly the same uniform - NOW. give them their own unique style somehow despite this' etc. etc. like#yaaaayyyy.. I love thinking of little obscure details that convey personality. they have a little pin hidden on the inside of their#hat. their shoes are just like everyone else's but more worn out. they have a necklace barely visible beneath their collar. their tie is#always a little more askew that everyone elses. or even. the uniform is EXACTLY on model entirely clean crisp pristine not a single element#customized or out of place - which STILL tells you something about them. etc. etc.#ANYWAY.. yeahg.. struggling to get anything done these last few weeks so.. blam. poof. alakazaam. scratchy little sketches#of nothing very productive or relating to any other project in particular be upon ye
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