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aluc-art · 5 months
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So I watched Zanta Claws 3 and...um
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tasteofyourblood · 1 year
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saerins · 1 year
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i love itoshi sae so much it makes me sick
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vazaez · 2 years
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This bitchass app didnt wanna let me post this 😔is it a sign that the world should not see me shamelessy simping for this man? Who knows, its posted now lololol
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Noooo! Why is it canon that Henry doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom.
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Well i'm scared.
I have this MHA calendar on my wall. This is what's up for the month:
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And as i'm coming upstairs to get dressed to go to work, i'm met with my 18 YEAR OLD BROTHER who proceeds to ask me, and I quote, "why is he so dummy thicc?"
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BOY WHY??? 😭😭😭 those are words that should never have come out of your mouth, child!!!
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daftmooncretin · 4 months
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.
and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.
and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.
frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.
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eemamminy-art · 1 month
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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—
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I'M SORRY????
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My baby brother whom I'm babysitting is sad he can't pour water down the couch
Children.
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mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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season 4 is gonna hurt me i fear
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batvalkorey · 5 months
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Of course I'd want to get back into my legacy on patch week ._.
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seductivesnuggies · 6 months
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I booked a therapy appointment because I've been anxious about everyone hating me and avoiding me at all costs and my therapist has the gall to cancel the appointment the day before and say she'll "get back to me in two weeks to reschedule" girl just say you hate me too I'm fine with it as long as someone admits I'm right
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dontmakemeright · 5 months
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The urge to make him painfully hard when we're out in public.
To rub his inner thighs near his crotch while we're sitting next to each other, brush against his nipples by accident, whisper the most disgusting things into his ear, to kiss his pretty neck a second too long. To see him crumble, see his pupils dilate, his pants getting too tight.
To make him a dumb and blushy mess for me until he's not even able to talk, just waiting patiently like a good boy until I finally take him home.
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weaver-z · 10 months
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The DCEU is so funny to me, because you would have to be eating paste and huffing tar to fumble a franchise with the popularity and weight of DC Comics, but the executives at Warner Bros gave the reins of the franchise to Zack "God's Strongest Accidental Fascist" Snyder and let him just slowly wedge the franchise into a complete standstill like Austin Powers on that luggage cart
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nakathemoth · 9 months
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Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side
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