#bro's so broke

[mxflora]

i'm bored so here's teen wolf characters and how they'd respond if you asked them to buy you pads (imo)

#my opinion #i actually giggled for five minutes on Theo's #still giggling #bro's so broke #i find myself funny #Danny's getting there eventually #teen wolf #teen wolf text post #I think #isaac lahey #derek hale #liam dunbar #theo raeken #kira yukimura #mason hewitt #corey bryant #malia hale #jackson whittemore #danny mahealani #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #teen wolf characters and how'd they'd reply to being asked to buy pads

[petitprincess1]

Striker's losing his goddamn mind! Also, Blitzo fixes a past mistake 🥲

#this ep broke me in so many ways #just so much closure and build up #i feel like the next striker encounter #is gonna fucking bonkers #bro is just done #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #oops spoilers #fizzarolli #blitzo #striker

[thirstywaffles]

Bingqiu singer au where sqq is secretly lbh's super fan

#doodley #i blacked out while doodling fhis LMAO #alnst round 6 broke me so here's me coping through making silly aus #anyways i was trying to give lbh one of those rizz wolfcut and sqq a slicked back hair (he just got home from work) #this is very self indulgent sorry bros #artists on tumblr #digital art #sketch #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #svsss #sv #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingyuan

[palskippah]

Hi!

@shapeshiftinterest ’s art of kid Bowser and Luigi is the cutest thing, so I drew some of them too!

#super mario bros #bowser #luigi #bowuigi #its not really but still akjsdasd #the artist already drew bowser with his bands but i added another fang so he doesn't look that much like junior alskdad #my art #i love them #anyways bowser broke his face after that fall #alsooo i have been drawing so much of them and im kinda nervous to post but ill do it eventually alsdka #BTW shapes-the rest of ur url if you read this i love your art <333 #sorry about the tagging tho but credit must be given sjs

[gunsatthaphan]

🫡🫡🫡

#only friends #only friends series #only friends the series #only friends ep12 #ofts #gmmtv #mond tanutchai #jdshkfdgdf #thank you for your service king!!!!! #we appreciate it #lmaoo #bro really came in broke everyone up then left #what an asshole but like in an iconic way #he added the last bit of spice right before the finale lmao #love him #plus the fact that they kept him in the basement for so long is so impressive to me dklgdfdg #not even First spoiled it and we all know he never keeps his mouth shut about anything lmao #they really got us #i love it #definitely my favorite surprise from the show #i screamed so loud #also let him kiss more boys in the future thank

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden accidentally called Richarlyson "Bobby"... :(

I feel like my heart just shattered into a million pieces.

#Jaiden Animations #Richarlyson #Bobby #QSMP #Foolish Gamers #Foolish #Jaiden #I was so sure I misheard it then I rewound and I was like ''Oh. Oh...........'' #Bro I'm so heartbroken Bobby's death broke me like nothing else ever has on this server

[somewhereincairparavel]

Jason and Reyna are so "Best friends to strangers" coded it's tragic.

that one scene in boo where Jason and Piper arrive at the camp half blood battle, and Reyna just doesn't spare a glance at Jason, and he was shocked to realize that Reyna was addressing Piper like they'd known eachother forever, but not Jason.

Like. Omg. I wish Rick expanded more on how Jason was feeling at that particular moment. Because it definitely hurts not getting acknowledged by your old friend whom you thought you were on good terms with.

IDK about y'all but that just HURT like hell :( Reyna was initially upset that Piper and him were dating but she even ended up making peace with Piper, but not Jason.

gosh the tragedy of Jeyna's friendship just gives me all the feels.

#I Love Reyna but I always wondered why she acted that way in that particular scene. It just felt off. #Like. Both of them wanted to reconnect with eachother so bad but something was stopping them. #The fact that Reyna distanced herself from jason after she found out he had a gf but ended up becoming good friends with the gf in the end- #Idk I want to laugh at that- but it's just heartbreaking #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackson #pjo hoo #jason grace #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque #reyna avila ramirez arellano #That scene just broke my heart bro

[yomeiu]

can you see me clearly?

#drowning live on the monitors #my poor pookie schmookie broke his leg #chuuya where are you #i have no reason to make this into skk but i will anyway #hes waving at his bf chuuya ofc #dazai be like *twirls hair* chuuya i know you're being possessed by the devil but im on the big screen #sigma next to him: bro what the fuck #literally dont know what this looks like because on every screen i own the colors are different #i also lost the file of these so what ever mistake you see well its there foreve my bad #recent chapters getting me scared #water practice #dazai osamu #dazai #bsd #bungo stray dogs

[cassmouse]

Headcanon that Scott and Wallace pretend to be a couple on Valentine's Day so they get all of the discounts

#they're some broke ass mfs #so they have to do it #Wallace does it with Scott specifically despite having many options because well #bro code #they live together what can I say #(and Scott is his favourite) #(...and he's in love with him so-) #anyway came up with this while talking to my friend yesterday #scollace #Scott pilgrim #headcanon

[spacedlexi]

people who think clem surviving makes no sense are so funny. "they were literally foreshadowing her death the entire season" let me introduce you to the concept of a red herring. she tells lilly she isnt lee and shes right. the narrative was forcing her down that path, a path she saw as an inevitable fate waiting to take her too, but its a narrative broken by aj, who is also his own person and not S1 clem

"it happened to lee, and itll happen to you" lilly tells clem she'll die protecting aj from some mistake he makes, when in reality his defiance of her will is what saves her life after she had already accepted her fate. he breaks clem free from the lee cycle and they get their relatively happy ending. good for them

#anyway in the commentary they talk about how they Were going to have a death ending but didnt like the idea of the good/bad ending #and how people would moreso try to avoid the 'bad end' which i understand and appreciate bc thats usually what happens #so instead they gave us both :) idk why some people seem to have such a huge problem with that #they broke the cycle :) the ericson kids broke the cycle by being a loving community :) they all break the cycle by refusing the delta #lilly and minnie were both lost to the cycle. lilly with her dad and minnie with lilly #minnie couldnt let go. clem almost did the same and it would have killed her too. but aj makes a Choice and it saves her #god even tho clem is noticeably happier in s4 shes still so gd depressed and Tired. she accepted it so fast im so glad he saved her #like idk you saw her come back on screen after that massive fake out and you got Mad?? i was crying twice as hard #i know ive made this similar post before but like i still see this criticism in 2024 and i just have to laugh now #it speaks #twdg #i just love the narrative threads of S4 bro.... seasons 1 and 4 are two sides of the same coin and i love that. its satisfying

[c-t-r-l14]

This Audio Is SICKENING.

Ya’ll—I don’t even know where to begin.

When I tell you that I physically FLINCHED upon seeing Alex’s face in the thumbnail, the way my heart started beating, the way I started SHAKING while putting my AirPods in—you guys would’ve thought that I’ve gotten some terrible news or something. And—I don’t even know what’s CRUELER—the fact that Saku posted this audio on April Fools day, making us go back and forth between “is this cannon?” or “nah, this is definitely a joke!” Or him making it all lovey dovey at first, giving us a false sense of security—waiting for us to finally let our guard down so he could get ready to strike. But I do know that it broke me, and made me feel for listener even more.

I think one of the biggest reasons why it broke me so much was because we can see how much listener blames themselves. How much they think the breakup is all their fault.

And you can see how much its impacted them.

You see the thing with Alex is that he is really, really bad with communication. He’s rather quiet about how he feels, and doesn’t voice it out loud. A person like this—who doesn’t talk about their own feelings, who’d rather stay silent—usually are alone with their own thoughts. And that’s when things get rocky, especially in a relationship. One of the things that I noted in the break up audio (besides all the gaslighting, manipulation, and reality distortion), was the fact that Alex has had that argument on his mind ever since it happened, and not ONCE has he said something about it until the day they broke up. He was alone with his thoughts the entire time up to that point—mulling over the argument, his feelings, his future—and I feel like him doing this, instead of actually talking to listener to see how things can work out deadass lead him to believing that they couldn’t be together, which lead him to not tell them about the job offer until the very last minute. I wholeheartedly believe that if he sat down with them, and told them—“hey, I know you said sorry, but I still feel like shit because you made me feel this way,” if the thoughts got to be too much, then maybe things would’ve been better. But he didn’t—and just like listener, he assumed the worst, and on top of that— gave up without even trying to fight for the person he claimed to love so much. Instead, all he did was make excuses, act hypocritically, gaslight them, and blame them for everything—all the while not realizing that there was a whole bunch of things HE could’ve done better too.

And we can see how much it took a toll on listener—considering the fact that they were ridden with so much guilt that can’t even sleep well at night.

I can feel how much they hate themselves through Alex’s words as he tore into them, and this is honestly partly Alex’s fault, because he reduced them to a mistake they made. Dream Alex (who will now be referred to as DA from now on) was taunting listener—and throwing the words Alex said to them during the break up back to them. He kept on reminding them of their mistakes, and that THEY are the reason why he left. He kept on reminding them of the worst parts of themselves—and that’s high key what Alex did during the break up too. I feel like we all need to acknowledge that what DA said to listener in this audio is most definitely not a reflection of the way the real Alex would talk and act—simply because DA is a figment of listener’s imagination. And since listener is filled with so much hurt and heartbreak right now, of course their own guilt and self hatred is going to distort how things operate in their mind. So, let’s not take the things he has said at face value.

Listener has a lot to work on. Their trust issues left a wound that ran deeper than they initially thought. In a way, they are too much in their own head as well—and do end up going to the worst case scenario, and this behavior stems from the trauma they sustained from their former partner. This leads them to do irrational things, like invading Alex’s privacy and accusing him of stuff that only happened in their head.

Both of them have a lot of shit they need to work on. Alex needs to learn how to actually talk about how he feels, learn how to take accountability for the things he’s done wrong, and maybe grow a damn backbone, and listener needs to go get some damn therapy, get their trust issues sorted out, and learn all the facts before they come at people with any assumption they might have about them. I feel like this dream was kind of the point where listener realizes that they simply just can’t let their relationship end like this, because through this dream sequence, they realize that there was still a lot of stuff that was left unsaid, and are now seeking for some closure. I think now it’s the best time to go for it, considering that Alex apparently didn’t go to NYC and stayed in London instead (this is still very much unclear). And I am hoping and praying that his ass has the same nightmare listener had as well. Listener can’t be the only one who has a wake-up call (pun intended).

Their downfall was caused because these two idiots don’t know how to convey their emotions to each other properly. They could’ve had it all if one just actually opened their damn mouth to speak, and the other would just simply think before they open theirs.

This confrontation can go two ways: they cut each other loose and go about their own lives, or they find a way to make it work, (granted that they are BOTH willing to work on themselves).

Do I think their relationship is a lost cause? I don’t know. Something tells me that this probably isn’t the end, and a part of me (as much as I talk shit about how much I want listener to be an absolute bad bitch and leave him to drown in his regret), doesn’t want it to be the end.

With this being said, I still don’t like Alex. It’s gonna take much more than a damn walk down memory lane with a bizarre, brutal, dream version of him to get me to like him again.

Oh and by the way, Saku if you’re reading this—sleep with one eye open tonight.

Masterlist

#zsakuva alex #zsakuva #alex zsakuva #why did the beginning make me miss him a lil!?? #this audio was so damn sad bro #poor listener dude #I still don’t like Alex though #sakuverse #They are both hurting #as much shit as I talk tho #I want them to end up happy together #this shit actually broke my heart

[3-aem]

MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE

#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei #im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward #AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB #also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore #like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished #i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line #this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired #hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body #me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right #but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence* #before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues #and i was just like ya….i know 😭 #its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb #its probably both im ngl #the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean #and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey #using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out #also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack #now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time #three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like???? #unprompted???? what's going on there???? #well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them' #and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you! #he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S. #So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[sunglassesmish]

probably a worthy addition to your post with natalie fisher's tweets 👀: twitter. com/ nataliefisher/ status/ 1566675317690798081?s=21

‘certain creative forces’ hmmm

#anon #ask #she’s right though like we know that dean doesn’t have the same relationship and bond with cas #compared to sam it’s just not the same so to bunch them together as ‘we’ #like ‘it nearly broke us’ would just be untrue. it didn’t really affect sam like it did with dean #i only just realised bronly means bro-only shdjdh #anyways yeah. i hate when they do that this show is about more than 2 brothers and if it was just about then #the show would have ended years ago #spn

[sporkberries]

sorry i know i dont post about comics that much anymore but tell me you've never read a green arrow book without actually telling me. he literally gave up his fortune. HES A BROKE BITCH AND A CANONICAL COMMUNIST.

#oliver queen get behind me #'ollies a billionaire' LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER #'wheres his obligation to give back to the city' bro literally becomes mayor to give back what r on #ollie when hes literally so broke he can barely feed himseld still gives up any dime he can #sometimes more than he can

[stromer]

THATS A WIN!

plus brock has himself a little giggle over quinn misfortune

#it was in fact… not a win #bro thinks he broke a fucking golf ball with his monster swing… like OKAY LOL #keith TY for entertaining his false cocky beliefs and attitude. thank you so much #posting for one sol spiceberrie and to have this stupid moment on my blog forever and ever #quinn hughes #brock boeser #ish