#but fuck that mf

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

#uni au where they go to every party and fucking trash it #headcanon that gojo only drinks coke cause one sip and 30 minutes he's lying somewhere striped naked and unconcious #stst bribing shoko into any shinanegan by buying her cigs #shoko drinks them both under the table but suguru actually can keep up with ehr #also weed does weird things to gojo's six eyes 100% confirmed so he is catious #still the loudes mf at the party even if he's sober af #i love them #these three are the best thing that ever happened to me #sashisu #satosho #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #gojo satoru #shoko ieiri #suguru geto #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #satosho weekend #satoshoko #jjk #IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart #IPMSSA_SaShiSu!Fanart

[nyaa]

ケモミミモドキのひみつ - [akai sashimi]

#art #akai sashimi #oh fuck me i typeset the same translation in two places if that version gets spread around #rip #you mfs reblogging it wait until i fix it #ok there

[ventique18]

He is both incredibly thirsty and desperate but is somehow oblivious of it lmao

See? Desperate.

#fucking thirsty mf holy shit #my god #i cannot believe this guy #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

for anyone who doesn't have the Return YouTube Dislike Plugin, here's how Watcher Entertainment's "Goodbye Youtube" video is doing right now

yeah... gonna throw out a yikes on that one

i suspect this number will only keep growing in the coming days/weeks, especially the longer and longer we go without any sort of response.

EDIT: its only been three hours and the number has already jumped to 206K dislikes.

#the fucking balls to link to their merch store on the announcement video too #as a long time fan i'm very disappointed #i get that creatives want to and SHOULD be paid fairly for their work. #hell my dad got laid off by MF DISNEY for wanting to be paid a fair wage for the work he was doing #but we're not talking about the billion dollar mega-corporation Disney here #we're talking about a company that by *all respects* should be able to sustain itself off of Youtube Ads & Patreon & Merch & Live Shows- #WITHOUT blowing 100K on flying 6 people out to haunted houses or paying 20 people to make and produce ONE lets play video #in short: Watcher... get your shit together. #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #watcher #shane medej #ryan bergara #steven lim

[bruciemilf]

Something Something, Joker’s whole thing in DC is that he does irredeemable, awful bullshit, which he always minimizes by calling it a joke, regardless of how critical the damage is to people around him and never takes accountability for it, something something literally the plot always tells you he’s an absolute loser for that and aspiring to imitate that behavior makes you a loser, something something comedy should be an outlet for laughter and pain, not taking joy in hurting someone else

#once again the clown is an absolute fucking loser lmao #I also wanna underline that this mf does not suffer from anything except acute assholeism lol #I’m once again asking ppl to realize not every bad person is a psychopath and not every psychopath is a bad person #not every flaw is a symptom and not every symptom is a flow #this is for joker boys specifically yall are kind. hm. #dc #dc comics #anti joker #text #batman

[batmanxgreenlantern]

Chishiya in season 1 had everything planned out to every possible detail.

Meanwhile, Chishiya in season 2:

Mf ain't even hiding it that he lost control of his life and can't be bothered to deal with it

#alice in borderland #alice in borderland season 2 #alice in borderland season two #aib #AIB #Chishiya #chishiya shuntaro #arisu x usagi #Arisu #Usagi #Niragi #Diamonds game #mf the fuck happened to ya? #aib season 2 #aib season two #aib season 2 spoilers #aib season two spoilers #spoiler

[dilfslayer1080p]

Shoving pipes up Benreys ass again sorry

#repurposed the fountain print #the outflow keeps blowing duckweed everywhere so i nuked 95% of it and threw him in as an airstone bubble block #also mossball guardian because it keeps rolling outta sight #hlvrai #UPDATE: hes floating. i ordered new rocks this mf getting glued #Goin for that red layered canyony rock and praying they give me enough for an arch but not enough that it's gon get heavy af #it's an aqua one aspire tank with lil legs which is a stupid fucking idea it makes me so fucking anxious the base will cave in

[cynicallyneutral]

naruto: this one’s for u babe *misses*

#narusasu #sasunaru #naruto #sasuke #lmao -this is so lame its funny’djfhfjgjg #i hate drawing sasuke fuck his fukcim hair #idk how to draw that bitchkdhfjff #my art #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #is that my tag idek anymore]lmaoooo #damn #sasuke is a constipated mf #but he’s very much in love with his boyf

[jangmi-latte]

FELLOW HONEST SHAKES

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst playful land #I TOLD MYSELF NOT TO FALL FOR ANOTHER EUROPEAN MF #LET ALONE HE'S A FOX #IF HE ENDS UP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT I AM DONE FOR #HE'S SO ..SO... MISCHIEVOUS LOOKING I WANNA PISS HIM OFF #FIGHT AND DEFY HIM Y'KNOW?????? #is his name really fellow honest #WHATEVER WITH HIM AND ACE IN THE SAME ROOM I CAN TAKE THEM #ORANGE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (IT IS NOT) #GOOD LOOOOOOOIRF it's 4am #fuck that damn smirk I WANNA PULL YOUR EARS #i need sleep but my mind is running wITH ALL THESE CIRCUS POSSIBILITIES AND #WHAT THIS MAN CAN DO #I KNOW YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOUR OG CHARACTER DID TO PINOCCHIO BUDDY #GRINDING MY TEETH ON HIS TAIL

[mirconreadzztuff22]

This is the woman people are calling a demon btw

#this is a fucking cutie patootie tf #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #bes mizu #goofy mf #not intimidating at all #cutie pie

[sunnibits]

“HE IS. BUT HE’S OUR DICK”

IZZY STANS WE FUCKING WONNNN HOLY SHITTTTT!!!!!

#IVE WAITED SO LONG TO HEAR THOSE WORDS OH MY GODDDD FUCK OFFFF #AHAHHHHHHHHHH #WOOOOOOOOOOOOO #A MILLION CHEERS!!!!!!!!!! #HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!! #OFMD SPOILERS #OFMD #IZZY HANDS #IZZY MF HANDS MY BELOVED!!!!

[ikarakie]

mike has a panic attack.

it's sudden and it's terrifying and eddie has no idea what to do. one minute they're all yelling and laughing and just playing d&d, and the next, mike is collapsing to the floor struggling to breathe. gasping out the same two names over and over again. the panic attacks eddie's had before were never, never this bad. for a fucking awful moment he thinks he's about to watch wheeler die.

lucas stays with him, crouched by his side and talking in gentle tones. murmuring words of assurance that, while good, don't seem to reach his friend. dustin had sprinted out of the room yelling into a walkie talkie as soon as mike went down, so eddie has no fucking idea what he's up to. not that he's able to focus on much other than the kid (because, god, he's so young, what the hell has happened to him?) trying and failing to just breathe.

he tries the shit that worked for him, trying to get him to breathe in time with his counts, but it's like mike's ears are full of cotton. there's not even a hint of recognition in his eyes as either him or lucas speak.

dustin returns exactly three minutes later, trailed by the last guy eddie would've ever expected to walk through the doors of hellfire club. steve harrington zeroes in on mike like a hawk, crosses the room quickly and crouches in front of him. lucas scoots away, visibly relieved to see steve, so eddie reluctantly does the same. mike's knees are to his chest and he's heaving sobs so powerful they wrack his entire body. for about thirty infuriating seconds, steve just watches.

"oh god- oh fuck- fuck- will, will-" mike is saying, through stilted breaths. "will, el- el- i can't- they're-"

"mike." steve's voice is like honey, low and soothing in a way lucas' can't be yet. mike snaps his gaze up, finally proving his ears work. "where are you right now?"

"hawkins lab-" mike chokes, and eddie just listens, dumbfounded. "hawkins- starcourt- fuck-"

"no," steve says gently. mike stares at him, slightly less glazed. "where are you?" he asks again, a little more pointed. a few seconds pass. mike's eyes dart around the room.

"hellfire." he whispers, barely audible. steve nods, asks if he can come closer, if he can touch mike. the kid nods frantically, and then his hands are being peeled from where they were curled protectively against his chest. they're placed against steve's instead, and they spend the next few minutes breathing in tandem. harrington demonstrating and mike doing his best to follow.

his breathing eventually evens out, thank god, and the heart-wrenching sobs simmer down into quiet tears. mike all but throws himself into the embrace steve offers, tucking his head under the guy's chin and seemingly making himself as small as possible.

"it's okay, you're okay." steve promises, speaking into mike's hair as he gently rocks them back and forth. "they're okay. they're just fine, both of them. you looked after them so well, bud." he keeps whispering reassurances and sweet, kind words into the little cocoon he's crafted. mike stays curled up there for a while, making a wet patch on steve's shoulder.

then finally sounding more like himself, grumbles, "just 'cos we're hugging doesn't mean i like you." after maybe four or five minutes have passed. steve just huffs a laugh, because despite his words, mike is still clutching steve's arms as he pulls back.

"of course not." steve agrees. mike smiles as his hair is carefully ruffled. turns and reaches for dustin and lucas, who waste no time in piling themselves onto their friend. steve doesn't go far though, keeping a hand in the hair at the nape of mike's neck.

it's only then that he finally makes eye contact with eddie, who's watched the whole thing go down with a sick curiosity. because... who was this guy? this was not king steve, or the asshole, cookie-cutter jock steve harrington that eddie knew of. eddie had thought dustin's nickname for him of 'number one babysitter' had been an exaggeration; that maybe he'd watched them a grand total of three times back when he and nancy wheeler dated, and dustin had developed some fixation on him.

but... no, here he was. having brought hard ass michael wheeler down from easily the worst panic attack eddie had ever seen with the ease of someone who's done it a million times. (and wasn't that a harrowing thought?)

"you mind cutting it a bit early tonight, man?" he asks, softly, and it takes eddie a second to register that he's speaking to him. "i know you've still got, like, 20 minutes, but-"

"no, no," eddie cuts him off, kind of desperate for wheeler to get home and rest. "shit, man. that was... yeah, of course, take him." steve smiles appreciatively (an annoyingly pretty expression eddie never imagined him capable of, let alone directing at him), and turns back to the kiddie hug pile.

"hey, boys? mike?" he calls, all gentle and warm. it makes eddie's heart ache; even more so when all three turn to steve with big, shiny eyes. mike's peek out from dustin's arms. "how about we head off now, and stop at that payphone on the corner of glenview on the way home? give the byers a call in california?"

mike nods, hinging on desperate. dustin and lucas give him one more good squeeze before agreeeing themselves. steve corrals them all up, bids a fucking goodnight to the present company, (plus an extra one for eddie specfically), and shuffles them out of the room. eddie, and the rest of hellfire, are left stunned in the wake of babysitter harrington.

(when mike tries to apologise the next day, eddie absolutely refuses to accept it- and, at lucas' timid request, writes the mind flayer he'd introduced out of the campaign entirely. the next session, it's like the thing never existed.)

#basically eddie introduced a mind flayer and it sent mike spiralling #bc he would be fucked up after watching his best friend be possessed #and his gf nearly die and then lose her powers #and i think he'd associate the mf with the byers leaving hawkins so itd be extra fucked #stranger things #prompt #steve harrington #steddie #imagine #eddie munson #stranger things prompt #steddie fic #steddie prompt #steve and eddie #steve and mike #steve and the party #good babysitter steve #babysitter steve #stranger things headcanons #stranger things hc #the party #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #hellfire club #the party stranger things #pre steddie #steddie ficlet

[dragonroilz]

he doesnt know

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #does she know how to make a grilled sandwich #me and my friends were seriously contemplating what sniper would be attracted to #because mf doesnt seem to like anything #so fuck it. spy in a dress #pretend the spy in the picture is wearing a paper mask of the administrator or something #my art

[moonliteve]

UR FAVORITE FREAK SORCERER ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

#the way i drew this in two days is fucking crazy #what shang tsung does to a mf #mortal kombat #mk1 shang tsung #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 2023 #shang tsung #mk1 #my art

[soularsss]

Hunter Bad Batch you will always be famous

#star wars #star wars fanart #digital art #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #digital aritst #hunter fanart tbb #tbb hunter fanart #tbb hunter #he’s so hot #so fucking smoking #sexy mf #my art <3

[dragon-spaghetti]

In case yous wanted to know what I was up to today lmfao

Plus current lineart wip:

Aaaaand tweet that inspired:

#drag rambles #hazbin hotel #I'm so smart 💖 this is killing me hrlp #there is already over 4 hours on this mf and I'm not even done lineart 💔💔 I'm fucked LMAO