#but how could i not?

[lewdo]

Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll after the Bahrain Grand Prix

#“you’re happy now? you’re happy you’re not in alpine” lance whispering things he knows will get fernando going #if you’d have told me before the race that i’d be making not 1 not 2 but 3 gif sets of alonso id have called you a liar #yet here we are #but how could i not? #LOOK AT THEM !!! #fernando alonso #fa #lance stroll #ls #f1 #formula 1 #my edits

[sgdlr-asdfghjkl]

#link click #link click memes #link click musical #qiao ling #cheng xiaoshi #ik it was on purpose #but how could i not?

[ocean-ai]

Day 16: Hair Pulling - Juyeon

Pairings: Juyeon X Female Reader

Genre: Smut

Word count: 2,627

Warnings: Hair Pulling, Nipple play (female receiving), Oral (male receiving),

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“I’m going over to Changmin’s and I’m not sure when I’ll be back. Maybe tomorrow,” You heard your roommate say as you were watching your drama.

“All right, have fun. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” You heard her laugh before she left with all of her stuff. You let out a huge sigh of relief as you locked the door. You were all by yourself for the first time in a couple of days. You were ecstatic. You were finally able to watch your drama in peace. Your roommate liked to ask you questions about it just to annoy you. But not only that, you could call your boyfriend, Juyeon over so you wouldn't be lonely. That didn't seem like a bad idea, actually. Smiling to yourself, you grabbed your phone and clicked his contact to call him.

It rang a few times before you heard him answer, "Hey, baby,"

"Hey, Juyeon, what are you doing?" You said it a little too sweet and innocent. You knew just how to get him.

"Well, I was playing video games with Hyunjae, but otherwise nothing. Why? Are you alone?" So he was home with this roommate. Perfect.

"Yeah, my roommate went to go be with Changmin, so I'm all alone at home. Do you want to come over?"

"Oh, really?” You heard the tone in his voice change to something a little more flirty. “I’ll be there in about 20 minutes. Is that all right?"

You beamed in excitement. "Yes, that's great!"

You heard him chuckle on the other end. "Okay, I'll see you soon, baby," and then he hung up.

You put your phone down and huffed. What were you going to do while you waited for him? You may as well finish your drama episode until he came over. There were about 15 minutes of the episode left. Perfect.

Once the episode was over, the doorbell rang. You hopped off the couch in excitement, then you opened the door to see your cute man with a smile on his face. Since it was summer, he had on a muscle tee and a pair of shorts that you bought for him once.

You smiled back at him and then hugged him, feeling his muscular body against yours. He chuckled and hugged you back. You looked up at him and kissed his lips. He smiled into your kiss as he began to walk you into your apartment, closing the door and locking it behind him.

"Did you miss me?" He said to you before he attached his lips to your neck.

You moaned and nodded, unable to form words. He already had you speechless and he hardly did anything to you. You hated and loved how he did that to you. He kept nipping and kissing your neck, leaving little marks on your skin. Juyeon had you up against the wall by your door; he didn’t want to waste any time with you.

Juyeon held your hips in his hands while he kept attacking your neck with his lips. More moans left your lips as his own made their way all over your neck. You grabbed onto his soft brown hair and tugged slightly, knowing he liked it when you did that. You held him close to you as he kissed your skin.

Juyeon groaned before he pulled away from you and said, "Why don't we go to your room?" He then grabbed your hand and took you toward your room before you could respond. It's not like you were going to say no anyway.

You followed your boyfriend to your bedroom, and once you two were in, he closed the door. Juyeon smirked before he went back to kissing you, moving his hand up your shirt. He reached your breast and massaged it through your bra. You began moaning into your kiss, turning him on.

Juyeon pulled away from you and removed his shirt, revealing his toned, slim body. You bit your lip as you looked him up and down, taking in all of him. He was so hot that it felt dirty. His body was gorgeous and you were so lucky to have him. Juyeon smirked before moving towards the bed, sitting down on it.

He motioned to you with his finger and you removed your own shirt before placing yourself on his lap. The two of you began to kiss more, tongues dancing with one another's. Juyeon’s hands had gripped your waist and traced circles on your skin.

You had your arms around Juyeon’s neck and your hands in his hair as you began to grind your hips onto his growing bulge. You kept moving on top of him, making him get even harder every second. He groaned and grabbed your hips, stopping your movements. "I'm not gonna last too long if you keep that up." Then he moved your body so he was on top of you.

Juyeon kissed you once before standing up and undoing his belt, causing you to become even more excited than you were before. He then hovered over you, kissing your lips, neck, and then chest. Right when he got to your covered breasts, he kissed the top of each mound before reaching around and unhooking your bra.

You moaned when he wrapped his lips around your nipple. His tongue flicked against the sensitive nub, hardening it as you whimpered softly. He loved hearing your little mewls of pleasure, so he switched to your other nipple. You arched your back while his hand massaged your other tit and giving the nipple plenty of attention.

He groaned into your skin when you pulled in his hair. The vibration against your skin had almost turned you on more than his skillful tongue. “Do that again,” he said. A sinful smile crept on your face as you heeded his command and pulled his hair again. He always had a thing for when you pulled his hair, and tonight was no exception. The slight sense of pain was something he always enjoyed.

Meanwhile, his other hand found its way into your shorts. You moaned louder when you felt his finger on your covered clit. "Ah, Juyeonnie." He smirked into your skin when he moved his hand lower and felt the wet spot on your panties.

You moaned and arched your back, feeling his fingers dance around your center. As much as you were enjoying it, you wanted him to have pleasure. You grabbed onto his shoulders and steadied yourself on top of him. You leaned down and kissed his lips. Your hands went all over his exposed chest, then down to his growing bulge.

A deep, throaty groan came out of Juyeon as you palmed his dick through his jeans. You removed your lips from his and trailed kisses down his body. Little noises escaped him as your lips ghosted over his pale skin. He shivered when you reached the top of his pants.

Since his belt was already undone, you began to pull his pants down his legs. You looked up at him as you got closer to his hardening dick. He bit his lip as he watched you begin to tug his tight underwear down. His erection sprang free and he groaned in relief. Your eyes widened at his size even though you'd seen it many times before. Juyeon was huge and he barely fit in your mouth.

You wet your hand with your tongue before wrapping it around his hard shaft and began to pump up and down. Juyeon threw his head back, taking in the sudden pleasure. Your thumb touched his tip, causing him to shiver. You giggled before placing your lips around his dick. He definitely wasn’t expecting that you’d give him a blowjob today; he thought that you’d just want to have a quickie.

He groaned loudly when you flicked your tongue against his red and swollen tip. His breathing hitched feeling your wet appendage all over his cock. You swirled your tongue against the head, then licked up and down his shaft. Juyeon watched as your mouth took in more of him, sucking him gently.

You bobbed your head along his hardened member, but you mostly paid attention to the head of his gorgeous cock. Juyeon groaned out your name and threw his head back when your tongue flicked over his slit. The pleasure you gave him was almost too much for him to handle. He placed one of his hands in your hair and you felt the tip hit the back of your throat. You gagged a little and pulled away to breathe. He pulled you up, tugging on your hair and giving back to you what you did for him. You never told him that you liked having your hair pulled, but he knew.

You moaned into his dick when he tugged slightly, making him shiver from the vibrations. He was dripping with pre-cum and you happily lapped it up. You looked up at his pleasure-ridden face and smiled as you pumped his shaft a few times. His handsome face was contorted in pleasure and you felt proud knowing you could do this to him. He was putty in your hands. You kissed and licked his tip over and over, his breathing becoming uneven.

Every little movement you did had him closer to his climax, but he didn't want to come just yet. His hips bucked slightly, causing you to almost deep throat him again. He twitched in your mouth, so you remove yourself from him and pumped him in your hand. You kissed and licked his tip a few more times before climbing on top of him. “I was so close, why did you stop?” He groaned in frustration.

You merely smirked at your man before pushing him down on the bed. “Because I want you to cum when you fuck me.”

Juyeon smirked before biting his lip and flipping you over. He wasted no time in taking your shorts and panties off your body. You giggled, loving this side of Juyeon. Some days, he was patient with you, but today was not one of those days. He looked up and down your body before taking the condom out of the back pocket of his jeans and ridding himself of the clothing.

"Do you just carry that around with you?" You joked, looking at the condom.

He shrugged. "I like to be prepared whenever I'm with you." He chuckled before placing the rubber on his hard cock. You were practically drooling as you eyed his dick. It was beautiful to you; just the right size and shape. He was big and he hit all the right spots in you. It didn’t matter how many times you’d seen it, you'd never get used to how glorious it looked.

He hovered over you, lining up his tip with your entrance and teasing your wet folds. You moaned and threw your arms around his neck, holding his body close to yours. He smiled and kissed you as he kept up with his teasing. The head of his dick was rubbing against your clit, making you moan into his ear. The teasing was driving you crazy, so you decided to get him back by pulling his hair a little harder than earlier.

Juyeon shivered and felt himself get harder than he was before. He wasn’t sure when he started liking his hair being pulled, but he knew it was around the time he met you. He had to get into you soon or he was going to explode. "Are you ready, baby?" He asked before slowly inserting his tip inside you.

You nodded, and he pushed himself in. Your breathing hitched at the new sensation filling your body and your grip on him tightened. He went in all the way to the hilt, then he stopped moving, waiting for you to adjust. Even though you've had sex before, you still weren't used to his size.

"Ah, Juyeon....move, please." You moaned out and Juyeon didn't hesitate to heed your request. He went all the way out, then back into the hilt. Your moans were becoming louder and less whisper-like. As eager as he was to get off, he also wanted to revel in how good you felt around him.

His movements were slow but firm; they drove you crazy. He wasn't usually gentle like this, but you liked it. He placed his hands on your hips, gripping them tightly. You wrapped one of your legs around his waist, causing him to go deeper. You moaned out his name as his thrusts became quicker. Juyeon grabbed your other leg, putting it around his waist then moving his hand to tweak your nipple. You harshly bit your lip feeling a new pleasure take over your body. Each movement he did with his hips made you a mess under him.

Juyeon loved feeling as close to you as possible; it motivated him to want to please you as well as he could. No matter how many times you and him would fuck, he wanted to make sure to be close to you. Of course, he was always down to try other positions, but this was his favorite. He enjoyed being on top of you and seeing the way your body would react to his movements in you and when he would randomly kiss you.

He started to go a bit faster and became rougher with his thrusts, catching you off guard. You were writhing and moaning under him, making him want to fuck you harder. And so he did. You held onto your man, but soon enough your hands were back in his hair and tugging in time with his thrusts. You screamed and shivered when he hit the most sensitive spot inside you. His thrusts became harsher when you kept pulling on his hair; it was making him want to fuck you harder.

From the way you were moving and moaning, he knew he reached your spot. He angled his hips so that he could hit it over and over, making you get closer to your climax. The pain/pleasure of your fingers in his hair was causing him to feel his orgasm approach sooner than expected, but he knew he had to hold out for you. He had to make sure you were satisfied before he was.

"Aaahh, Juyeon! I'm close!" And that was all he needed to hear before he began attacking your neck with kisses and slowing down his hips. He was still going fast, but slow enough that you could feel every ridge of his dick going in and out of you. The knot in your stomach was beginning to unravel as he thrust into you harshly, but still gentle enough.

He held onto your hips as he felt you clench around his erection, causing him to twitch inside you. His thrusts were becoming sloppy and off rhythm as he moved one hand to your clit. He rubbed the sensitive nub in circles with his fingertips and you were a wreck.

Your orgasm had begun to take over your body as you screamed, letting go of his hair and scratching on his shoulder. Juyeon had begun to slow down a little bit more as he soon came into the condom. He rode out your highs and kissed your lips softly before pulling out. You shivered at the emptiness of Juyeon pulling awake from you.

He threw the condom away and then he collapsed on the bed next to you, pulling the blanket over you two. Your sweaty, sticky bodies clung to each other as you cuddled and kissed. "Thanks for keeping me company, Juyeon." You said before you giggled and kissed his neck.

"Anytime, baby."

#Juyeon x reader #Juyeon smut #kinktober #Lee Juyeon #THE BOYZ smut #THE BOYZ #kpop fanfic #Juyeon fanfic #the boyz fic #introducing THE BOYZ #writing for them is fun #i wasn't going to include them on my blog #but how could i not?

[randomgentlefolk]

WAIT WAIT HANG ON HANG ON

I know I've talked about the plaid princes a lot of time after the newest chapter, but hear me out.

I'm pretty sure long term isolation with no form of communication can really affect your mental and physical health right? Even to the point where it literally make someone go insane?

So uh..Frederick? You good man? (Probably not)

Because right now he's trapped in there with all of his self hate thoughts so like.. not exactly the best situation to be in after you went through hell?

Not to mention it's stated that it has been days. What the heck? Do the princes even get any sleep or food?

Leland mentioned that the Blaine and Lance needed a run through the re-training gauntlet. By "retraining", does that mean they've been through this since they were kids?! That does makes sense, though. Considering Lance's extreme strength and Blaine's extreme desire for perfection. It also support the theory that Frederick's dream is a repressed memory.

I also want to talk about these 2 scenes in comparison

It's interesting how one panel has Blaine complaining over Frederick's wrongdoing, but then a few panels after that show's him and Lance having scared faces. It's like while they're mad at Frederick, they're also terrified because they know what Leland is capable of (or they're just terrified of Leland in general but I want some brotherly angst haha)

I hope Leland isn't lying about the trip though. I'm really curious about how the Plaid Princes interact with each other now that these are all happening.

Oh! And where is Frederick locked in anyway? He's definitely deep in the dungeon, but the roof's open so uh.. Yeah kinda confused there haha

#cursed princess club #cpc #plaid princes #this cpc chapter is making me post a lot #but how could i not? #it's plaid

[fedupingay]

I want one of the scenes of next season of Stranger things to be Mike and Will dancing together somewhere away from the judgment of other, maybe after everything goes back to normal and the monsters are gone

Honestly, even just any time next season if Byler becomes canon, maybe even before the big final battle, we get a small break to see Mike and Will dance together for the first time in their lives- and the thought of it possibly being their last looming over, because big final battle stress- and they both get a break from the stress themselves by just enjoying eachothers company

No rude words or judgmental stares from strangers, just them... I think it would be a nice moment

#byler #I told myself not to get attached to the idea of byler- #but how could I not?

[springfallendeer]

BEHOLD

H E R

#Monkey #I have so many pictures of her on my phone #but how could i not? #look at her! #she's so cute all the time #cat #C A T #my cat

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[adyophene]

Husk's secret weapon

#hazbin hotel #husk #alastor #hazbin art #radiohusk #kinda #long post #i did not mean for it to get this long 'oh its a simple comic idea how many panels could it take?' too many

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc) #also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

[qqueenofhades]

Also, let us not forget, Henry Kissinger died. I understand that 2023 was generally a shitshow in a lot of ways, but Henry Kissinger very much did die.

#how could i have forgotten that

[stuckinapril]

i don't think people really understand what's happening in gaza. with each passing day that sees more and more palestinians dead, it's becoming easier and easier for those in the west to perceive them as nothing more than a statistic. they might engage w the occasional palestine post, sure, but it's just as easy to scroll right past that moments later w no real outrage for the genocide retained.

it's vital to stay reminded that palestinians who are with us today won't be with us tomorrow. it's happening every second of every minute of every hour, and it's relentless. somewhere in gaza a little girl is losing her mother, a little boy is watching his siblings bleed to death, elderly people are infirm with starvation and illness, palestinian women and girls are being sexually assaulted and kept in cages, fathers are leaving tents to find food for their families and not coming back. this is all happening right now, and it's a direct result of the west's complacency. it's a direct result of their not seeing arabs as people worth saving.

it might be hard to compute as a westerner, but this is real. don't let your privilege blind you to your humanity.

#palestine #gaza #israel #it really dawned on me that westerners do struggle w the basic feeling of caring. and this is coming from an arab girl who's also american #i see it firsthand all the time. and i'm like how. how could you. but they could

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

#really happy with how michael turned out :] i might stick to this design #rapunzel ah glowy hair <3 #i do need to workshop gerry though orz #have been working on this during breaks from my other projects and god it took way too long to finish #fun fact the final file for this is over 2gb 👍 forgot i was recording the timelapse #i could post it if anyone would be interested #the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #michael shelley #tma michael #tma distortion #gerard keay #gerry keay #tma gerry #gerrymichael #doorkeay #technically? i’m not one to draw ship art usually but this one’s close enough i think #tma fanart #fanart #my art #digital art #illustration #magpod

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail'' #ah tumblr... #writeblr #warm up #idk . having trouble writing rn #ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum #i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for #i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" ..... #no.... not really..... #idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography #like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days #furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing... #this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey. #idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me. #i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will #actually ever happen #ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[kimdokjas]

though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

#yuri on ice #yoiedit #yoi #victuuri #ice adolescence #anime gif #*gifs #animangahive #dailyshounenai #userkarura #usergojoana #userhanyi #useralphonse #usertorichi #usermoonz #usericybtch #userheidi #usergokalp #userartless #homuras #himawaari #this is not goodbye this is still my house!!! #devastated but not surprised tbh but i still wanted to channel my emotions somehow and just. express how much this show means to me so here #this thank you goes out to u guys. the fandom #mappa can eat a brick btw <3 #god i wish i could articulate just how special yoi is to me #it truly resonated with me like very few other pieces of media have (i can count them with one hand in fact) #it was sooooo revolutionary and ahead of its time not just in terms of queerness but also in terms of mental health #it truly changed me as a person and i just. really appreciate how earnest and kind it was above all #thank you yoi. you will be a part of me forever <3

[astraystayyh]

They have since left four premature babies to decompose on their beds. They have since kidnapped, stripped, tortured civilians and tried to frame them as Hamas fighters for their propaganda. They have since shot people at refugee camps execution style. They have since targeted academics and poets and directors. They have since killed 86 journalists. Still no ceasefire.

psa: i know that many of us did NOT doubt this for a second, neither did i. this is targeted at the people who educated themselves for the first time about this genocide and discovered the absolute horrific things that Israel is capable of doing to Palestinians, with the unwavering support of its allies.

#i rem clearly that video of the first hospital that was bombed #how israel first denied it and said that it was a failed hamas rocket #then it said it attacked the hospital because hamas was hiding in there #and i rem thinking that this would get every world leader outraged #that they would do everything to stop this genocide #that was too many weeks ago #nothing has changed #this should terrify us all #this could have been us in that hospital #in that house in that refugee camp in that ambulance in that street #nowhere is safe in Palestine #nowhere #free palestine #palestine #free gaza #gaza