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cringefailfagcat · 1 year
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anyways I just cooked risotto having never eaten it before in my life
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buckttommy · 2 years
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the chemistry between Thony and the crime boss (Arman?) in The Cleaning Lady is ELECTRIC
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(He smiles as he stares into the oven at the growing loaves. It’s a shame there’s no ability with the device to transfer smell, as the kitchen smells wonderfully of baking bread. He checks his watch before nodding. ‘Almost time’)
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crabussy · 1 year
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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indra-sexygirl · 2 months
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Rachel cook is beautiful…
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rae-unbeloved · 2 days
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Almost burned my hand when taking a off brand pop tart outta the microwave😔😔😔
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bibbysstuff · 6 months
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do not worry im still gonna draw them silly and cute together teehee
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valeriapryanikova · 3 months
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greykolla-art · 1 month
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⚠️Please don’t touch the sexy deer, it’s not flirting with you. ⚠️
I’ve got a thing for Vox being a fuckboi who keeps thinking their tension is gonna lead to hate sex. 😂
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brattylikestoeat · 1 year
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imagine-shenanigans · 3 months
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thinking about you going up to three broad shouldered men in a bar because your crazy ex/some random creep/etc is following you and you beg them to pretend they know you. You slide into the empty space at the table theyve commandeered and right as the other guy comes up a scary looking big motherfucker with a balaclava and eyeblack slots himself right in next to you. You press yourself into his side when the creep comes up and you call Ghost your boyfriend, and Ghost (as you later learn to call him) grabs your hip possessively, tucking you in closer.
He doesn't let you go, later, when the creep fucks off. Instead, he slips your phone out of your pocket and puts his contact inside. Texts himself and slips it back into your pocket while making eye contact. Blows smoke in your face and snorts when you wave it away, huffing at him and sticking your cute little tongue out at him.
You have fun with the military men that night, Ghost even walks you home to feel safe. You wake up the next day, happy to be safe and sound, and go about your day. Forget all about Ghost for awhile, because he never texts you first.
Weeks later, youre in the middle of your kitchen when he walks in, a copy of your key in his hand. Slots himself in behind you and rests his chin on your head even when you panic and claw at him.
What? He's home now, came home to you, his partner. Just like you wanted, right? You wanted him, now you've got him.
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the-phantom-peach · 8 months
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I love them so much I will shove my entire fist into my mouth ❤️
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nestito702 · 6 months
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Jordan Torres
For Yummy Magazine’s 8th issue
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indra-sexygirl · 2 months
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Because perfect boobs…
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orientalcandies · 13 days
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nanaslutt · 7 months
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𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙬<3
watching a movie with gojo & a sex scene comes on, he’s talking so much shit about how “the guy isn’t fucking her right”, “her moans are so fake” n you tell him to shut up, as if he could do any better.. “wanna find out?” he says with his big dumb mouth adorned with his usual annoying smirk and and you tell him absolutely 𝙣𝙤𝙩. not even his wildest dreams-
MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI
so he must be dreaming right now because he swears you just came for the 4th time all over his dick with him barely grazing your clit???
he 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 be dreaming right? because there’s so way you just moaned out his name “s-torr-uuu” while you leave angry red marks all over his toned shoulders
he must be dreaming because there’s absolutely no way you’re under him right now folded in a mating press, squirting all over his abdomen while he fucks his cum into you right?? telling you, “‘s fucking messy for me pretty baby haha, look at the mess we made!!”
leaning down to ur ear and sucking your earlobe into his mouth as he whispers “still think i don’t know how to fuck?”
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