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harusaki-hugo · 3 months

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Hello! I uhm wanted to ask you if we can get another part of being like takemitches twin? Like specifically how the other gangs would react to you fighting and being a girl? Thank you 🫶💗

Fandom; Tokyo Revengers

Hcs; What's it's like to be Tokyo Revengers younger/older siblings .

Note; i didn't expect it to be this popular lmao. Also. warning might contain some spoiler for those who just start the anime. i thought about putting brahman too but it's still not out in anime yet. Also, you can my favorite and my least favorite here XD.

Being Takemichi twin sister part two:-

Black Dragon:

You just want to have one day without you being drag into Takemichi problem but no, you got a call from Takuya saying Takemichi got his ass beaten in church.

Just one day, but no, seem like holy spirit want to see you suffering because your mom told you to drag Takemichi back home so you guys can have dinner together.

So here you are, ignoring the fight happening around you as you go straight to the church. Yamagishi about to cheer your name when he sees the pissed expression on your face, and he start praying for taiju.

Imagine Taiju who about to punch Yuzuha stop when someone push the door open and yell out, "Hanagaki Takemichi!!" and Takemichi like, "Oh shit, full name. I f*ck up."

Inui already know who you are, he sees you dragging Takemichi back home one day by ear. See, he once tries to stop you since he wants to talk to Takemichi but you kick him between his legs, so he politely steps aside to avoid not able to produce heir anymore.

But Taiju is another story, he sneers at you and stop you from taking another step, "who the hell are you, can you see that-"

Just before he can say anything, you rush toward him, Taiju let out a small gasp not expecting you to rush head on. He throws a right punch, but you slip underneath him, clenching your left fist you aim for his family jewel and punch it hard that all male in the church share the same pain.

Taiju falls on the ground holding his crotch, he lifts his head up to yell at you, but you already pull your arm back, without any mercy you start repeatedly punching Taiju in the face, not giving him a chance to recover.

Inui now start thinking whether he should just join toman as he stares at you beating the shit out of Taiju, Kokonoi have a second thought about this event. And Taiju, he, well might need a ride to hospital.

"Takemichi sister is stronger than him." Inui say as he looks at you drag your brother away, " Wait, what?" Koko look at Inui with a wide eye, "Oh right, that's [name], takemichi twin sister." Yuzuha looks at the unconscious Taiju, "Well, damn. I think i like her more now."

Overal: Yuzuha now has a girl crush, Inui start planning on calling takemichi brother-in-law, Kokonoi will literally buy you anything because Inui like you, Taiju has a second thought; wondering if his siblings as strong as you will he end up in hospital sooner?

Bonus: Mikey who about to help the other stare in confusion when he sees you dragging Takemichi out by an ear, yelling and scolding him. He peeks inside the church and see Taiju laying on the floor, beaten up to pulp. "Gotta marry her someday." He thought.

Tenjiku:

Izana knows about you because Mikey like you, so he thought about, why don't we have a chat with you for a bit.

On your way back home from school, you see a group of males hogging around in front of your house. Curious you step closer to them and ask why they here.

Haitani brothers point out at how similar you are to Takemichi, which you answer with duh, obviously. But then you see Kakucho and you recognize him, you greet him saying it's been long time since last you see him. kakucho can't help but blush when you step closer to him because he *cough*haveacrushonyouonce*cough*.

Izana notice this obviously want the best for his servant and take the lead, he asks you a few questions. Mostly about your relationship with Mikey. Which the answers are no.

You sigh and tell them to leave you alone since you are not really an official member of Toman. You about to walk away when Ran stop you, without much thought you flip Ran over your shoulder making him crash on the ground.

Silence. Pure silence.

Izana being curious piece of art he is wanted to test your strength because why not? When you busy apologize to stunned Ran, Izana throws a fake punch at you, but you dodge it by reflex. Oh, now he really interested.

You two start fighting, well, more like you dodging and he is attacking. Much to the other surprise you manage to dodge every single one of it.

"What are you guys doing?" Takemichi who just come back from meeting Mikey look at you guys confusedly and worryingly.

You two stop the fight because Takemichi ruin the fun, izana word not you. Izana whisper something toward you before he walks away with the other following him.

'If Mikey want you then i want you too.' is what he whispers and you like, wtf? aren't you like eighteen? red flags much?

"[Name] never change. She still looks like her brother." Kakucho said out loud making them all look at him. "...That's a girl?" Izana asks, "Yeah? Don't you see she wear girl uniform?"-"...Well, damn!"

Overall: stay away from izana if you want to survive, kakucho want to see you again and maybe you two can get a drink together, Ran is intrigue and wonder if you are stronger than you look and Rindou wonder if you willing to go out with him.

#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers #x reader #sano manjiro #taiju shiba #inui seishu #kokonoi hajime #izana kurokawa #ran haitani #rindou haitani #kakucho #hakkai shiba #yuzuha shiba

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thegreymoon · 4 months

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The Story of Minglan

Anyway. How about I distract myself from my problems by reminding myself how people in the olden times had even worse problems? That will surely make me feel better.

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Aww, and here I thought Gu Tingye's stepmom loved him.

I am too naive.

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So, you know you are dying and you're still scheming against your brother.

My dude, why?? What do you get from it?

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So, she's doing it for his own good?

I trust no one in this drama except the main leads. Guilty until proven innocent.

Also, two kids?? WHOSE KIDS??

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Whomst?

She looks important and also evil.

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LMAO 🤣🤣

And Qi Heng's stupid ass is still trying to drag Minglan, who has no means of protecting herself, into this mess. I can't stand him.

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If he gets killed/beaten/expelled because Qi Heng is being a spoiled imbecile, I will rage.

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Aww, he brought his old nanny over after all! 🤗

Suck on that, dad! I hope you drown in your bile.

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God, I hate men 🙄

He's talking like children materialised from thin air and he was not an active participant in making them.

Honestly, I feel bad for Minglan. I know that all her choices are super bad but I'm feeling the ick here. This woman is (or at least was) his wife in every sense except legally. Not letting her and her kids starve and be sold of as slaves is the BASIC MINIMUM of human decency. Yes, I know that all the other men around him don't even meet the basic minimum, but he is not doing too great either.

Sorry, Gu Tingye, you are still better than Qi Heng and I really loved you as a teenager, but you are officially no longer on the list of my favourite male leads.

Xiao Qi reigns supreme.

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Cackling 🤣🤣

I love the manservant! Merlin would be so proud!

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Smh, they pulled these girls out of actual school for tea-brewing and incense appreciation classes 🤬🤬

Once again, I am super grateful to have been born in the modern times. All my college degrees may be useless, but at least I got to study.

With that said, only Minglan and Rulan are getting these useless classes? What about Molan? She was pulled from regular school too!

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Yikes 😬

This looks brutal and will definitely scar.

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Hell house.

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BUT I WANT TO HEAR IT!

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Charming people.

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Wait, what? Did they kill this woman?

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LMAOOOO

He just got into bed and went to sleep?

#the story of minglan #tsoml spoilers #tsoml ep08

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fiapartridge · 10 months

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Daisy wakes up in a horrible mood, and Will sends her messages periodically just to check in on her

omg yes if will's away and can't physically be with her, he'll be sending messages throughout the day to make sure she's okay

will: rise and shine, baby!!!!!!

daisy: morning

will: you okay???

daisy: no, the coffee machine is broken. and i have an 8 am class today and then i have ballet practice later and drew is making me help him study for his history of sports class because he said i "owe him one" for the time i bailed on getting ice cream with him. so no. i'm not ok.

will: wish i was there, i could've beaten fortescue's ass for you :(

daisy: eh, i could do that on my own

will: 100%

daisy's typing...

will: sorry, my mom is going batshit because my sister lost her lv bag. i'll text you after (tell u if my sister made it out alive lol). i love you, baby ❤️

daisy: i love you! tell grace i wish her luck

will: and me???

daisy: she's not mad at u stupid and plus i like gracie more than u 😇

will: i hate you

daisy: i love you

will: gotta go before the screaming starts i'll text you later, pretty girl

will: i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

-> 1 hour later

will: hi, baby grace made it out alive sadly :(

will: hope your 8 am wasn't too terrible. you know i hate that old woman's voice she sounds like my great aunt. you know the one with the nasaly voice she really needs to get that thing checked up

will: anyway i love you hope you're okay

daisy: wait my professor??? LOL she's so sweet don't bully her

daisy: and i'm okay. thank u for checking in my love

will: always, baby

-> 30 minutes later

will: hope you didn't kill drew

daisy: will she has me trapped help help help she's gonna kill me SOSOSOSOSOSOS call 911!!!

will: drew give the phone back to daisy and stop harassing her

daisy: hey, i'm not harassing her

will: so how'd you get her phone

daisy: definitely not by jumping her

daisy: he jumped me. that bitch fucking jumped me

will: LMAO DONT KILL HIM WE HAVE A GAME IN 2 DAYS

daisy: don't worry i wont hurt your precious dman

will: thank you love

daisy: but i didn't promise a quick death - he wouldn't feel it... so technically i'm not hurting him???

will: okay i'll help you hide the body when i come back i think there's space in the freezer he's a tiny guy

daisy: he's taller than u willy

will: okay but he's lanky if he gets chopped up those bits and pieces are smalllll

daisy: shit ur right

daisy: you guys are fucking lunatics YOURE GONNA KILL ME AND CHOP ME UP AND PUT ME IN THE FREEZER HUH???

will: stop jumping daisy

daisy: you guys need to stop watching crime docs together

will: yeah yeah give daisy back to me, farts

daisy: forts**** autocorrect i assume

will: nope shit stinks

daisy: hi i missed you

daisy: drew threw my textbook down the stairs and made a run for with my phone so 😀 not much studying

will: i'm coming back today & i'm ready to beat his ass ❤️

daisy: love you gotta go before he starts swinging on me

will: i love you more like a million times more like you're going to get sick of me soon that's how much i love you dais

daisy: not possible <3

-> later in the day - after dinner time

will: how was ballet practice misty

will: hope drew didn't sustain any major injuries

will: also hope your day got better

will: i wish i was there. i miss you so much. all i want to do is kiss you sweet girl

daisy: i love you so much

daisy: practice was good, started the swan lake dance choreo which was so fun but so exhausting my eyes are literally struggling to stay open

daisy: ur almost home and u can come straight to my arms

daisy: i'm sleeping in ur room tonight because drew wanted to cram in some actual studying. he's really worried about his midterm

will: coach says if he doesn't pass the class he can't play against harvard on tuesday

daisy: ouch. i think he'll do fine he's just scared. he knows everything it's just the anxiety that's eating him up

will: hows yours today

daisy: my what

will: anxiety. are you okay? do you need anything? i'm on my way back i can grab you those chips you really like

daisy: i'm okay, my love. your texts kept me from going crazy today haha

daisy: i can't wait to see you. don't wake me when u get home tn. i just wanna be happy to see you in the morning

will: i love you, sweet girl. almost there

daisy: see you in the morning ❤️ i love you

#perreault!sister x will smith

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peaterookie · 1 year

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Lupin III Chapter 55 Review

my ass is so tired but im really excited to cover this chapter

it is the chapter

THE CHAPTER

literally the first episode of the lupin anime im so excited to cover this ngl the first time i read it i didnt understand what the fuck was even happening sooo now that ive watched the anime adaption hopefully i can do this chapter justice

oh yeah the english version of the chapter calls it "Grand Theft Auto" which is… an interesting choice.

ok so in this chapter there's a car racing tournament happening unlike the anime this is most likely an actual race instead of a fake one done by scorpion (they dont exist in the manga)

zenigata stands on the side, perhaps trying to look for lupin..? also i love how in the chapter he wears cool shades for a couple of panels

like it was all planned, lupin arrives pretending to be a worker in the tournament he hides his face with a stack of boxes, but zenigata completely sees through it and tries to catch him zenigata fails sadly, and he bonks into fujiko whos transporting a cola vending machine

he's pissed off and basically tells monkey punch he's quitting and just leaves the race LMAO poor guy turns out lupin was hiding in the vending machine all along! he pops outta there and turns out zenigata was just joking, he was hiding ontop the machine waiting for him to come out will zenigata succeed this time!?

the answer is no he just gets??? crashed by a car by fujiko??? i dont know the manga page looks a bit confusing but the point is zenigata fails to catch lupin and fujiko and lupin runs away

lupin tells fujiko he loves her then fujiko goes like do you really mean it then he literally just runs away what an asshole

then the chapter finally gets the scene that got adapted in the anime the race between lupin and zenigata! lupin this time actually has a tougher time trying to outspeed zenigata he's tryna stay in the lead to execute his plan which is later revealed to be robbing a huge bank

Z: You can't escape, Lupin! L: That is the world's most stubborn man. L: For this plan to work... I have to stay in the lead!

then we pan to jigen observing the race, while fujiko meets up with him jigen, wearing the same attire as lupin's, is going to swap in his place fujiko's just there to make sure the plan goes smoothly

and surprise surprise, the swap is successfully done, and lupin goes to target the bank!

meanwhile in the bank itself some dudes are panicking and trying to find zenigata while a detective called bungoro (on the left) i assume is there to fill in his place

going back to the race, there are two film recorders recording the race, and they manage to spot the swap happening… fujiko is there to stop them from getting the films to the judge though, and demands to take it from them >:) im honestly surprised she's given a more useful role than what she got in the anime lol

we don't see what happens next though, as it goes back to whats happening in the bank

detective bungoro asks the owner to open the vault to examine it when they come to vault though, he gets knocked out by another bungoro, saying the first one was lupin???

thats not the end though it turns out the first bungoro was ACTUALLY the real one and lupin simply put a mask of his face on him… the second bungoro (which is just lupin) at this point already left with the safe and the owner of the vault returns to confirmed that they've been played.

ok going back to fujiko which is simply the better sideplot

while lupin was going on his silly little heist, fujiko gets beaten up by the camera crew, drops the film, and they retrieve it back from her luckily for the fujiko nation, she still has a sneaky trick on her sleeve !!

good job fujiko, you barely succeeded and thats really good feat considering you've done nothing significant in the manga so far and yes, she doesn't betray lupin at all in the chapter ;)

lupin returns to jigen and swaps place with them again, and confirms with jigen that he got the monei and he wins the race as well!!!

he looks so happy zenigata however, has other plans after this race, and is about to arrest lupin!? after all that work…

BUT- he gets interrupted by the police officers, who informs zenigata that lupin has robbed a bank, and carries him off without realizing lupin is right in front of them…

Z: YOU IDIOTS! LUPIN IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! I HATE THIS MANGA!

The End.

#i really dont know which is better the anime or the manga #i like this chapter #lupin iii #lupin the third #jigen daisuke #koichi zenigata #zenigata #fujiko mine #local lupin manga fan screams about the manga as per usual #lupin iii manga

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actualaster · 10 months

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Plot spoilers, HEAVY. ENDGAME PLOT SPOILERS. As in "through the entire final sequences"

May or may not write up some more coherent thoughts on the game as a whole now that I've beaten it, not sure yet

I get why they did it--avoid confusion caused by finding information out out-of-order and to avoid forcing you into one specific path. But I still wish they'd had more variety with the 4 regional sage dungeons since it was the exact same backstory for each just from a slightly different angle.

Since you can already do things in an order then makes certain "mysteries" clear (like knowing the identity of the Light Dragon which means knowing the "Zelda" you see is a fake)... I think it would have been fine to tell more variety and maybe achronological, y'know?

Especially if they had included the stuff from the old Sages in re-watchable scenes.

ANYWAY on to The Next Part!

Oooh, blood moon in cutscene

Hm, that's a creepy cadence for not!Zelda

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GLOOM SHIT ON THE CEILING--OH FUCK THE UNDERSIDE OF THE FUCKING HANDS??? NOPE.

THEY BOB UP AMD DOWN AS THE HANDS MOVE /sobs

Ah, yep, called it, puppet for the Demon Lord. But ack, the way its body flopped around like a marionette for a bit before disintegrating was creepy. Literal puppet.

Huh. Honestly that was a way easier Phantoj Ganon fight than thr ones that appear after the GLOOM Spawn. (...probably because it too busy being terrified of them lmao)

SIDON WAS FIRST TO SHOW WHEN THEY SAVED HIS ASS. YOU GO SHARKY BOYFRIEND.

Also deeply appreciate Riju being the calm voice of reason when the others are very afraid and worried.

So, is THIS the past where I'm supposed to go to that spot that, uh, I accidentally came across before that was plot relevant?

Ah, yep. BUILDING ROBO!MINERU LET'S GO

I actually like to think that Mineru has been watching Link come and go from this area repeatedly as I abuse it to dupe items lol

Huh, that was an interesting gameplay sequence. I liked it :3

Wait, if MINERU has been in the Purah Pad how long has she been watching Link do dumb shit like hunt bugs and cook 30 fish skewers in a row ahdjahfhd

Also kind of morbid to think about Mineru getting to hold Rauru's hand one more time except it's attached to a different person

Oh, lol, THIS was when I was supposed to get the Master Sword. I've had it for ages lol

HE ISN'T... DUDE HOLY SHIT THAT IS SUCH A COOL DRAGON. I mean he can't actually rule the world now since "he" is gone now...

OH, FUCK, FOR REAL? LIGHT DRAGON TO THE RESCUE--WAIT DO I GET TO FIGHT HIM UP HERE!?

AERIAL DRAGON BATTLE, LIGHT DRAGON KEEPS ME IN THE SKY!!! FUCK YEAH!!

Say whatever the hell you want about the rest of the game, it's shot way up to one of my faves from this sequence alone FUCK YEAH

THAT WAS SUCH A COOL SEQUENCE OMG

Ah, there we go, Zelda restored. And Link's arm healed?! Sadly no more Zonai abilities for him XD

A final skydiving sequence, eh? That's a great closer, reaching out to grab her just like at the start except this time he succeeds.

Ah, huh, I kinda assumed "fall from any height and land in water to survive" was just a game mechanic not canon lmao nice

I also love that Link was shirtless for the entire final bit there lol

Goddamn that was a really fucking fun final sequence honestly. What can I say? I'm a sucker for dragons lmao.

Ah, Mineru... I'm glad Purah got to see the skylands lol, but it's sad seeing Mineru go.

Oh, and they all echoed the vow of their ancestors to Rauru but pledging to Zelda...

Nice.

Honestly, overall? 10/10 I had a blast with the entire game

#totk spoilers #kage plays games #kage plays totk #kage plays loz

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asknarashikari · 2 years

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Riders react to Ikki's birthday show present. (How??? Vice.)

Vice: Ikki, I'm sorry... I posted on accident like last time with the Hiromi video. *Begging for forgiveness*

George: I know your were stiff that time Ikki. 😏😜 I know you like my strip/gogo dancing. Ikki: *embarrassed, mortified, and mixed with feelings* George: You should see Hikaru's... Hikaru: Hahaha *points gun at him* That's only meant for Go, hacker. Tamaki: *fainted again* That JJ Malibu undie on him.

Shoutaro: Oh Gaim, he's been corrupted... *looks uneasily towards Emu and Shinnosuke* This ain't gonna end well...

Kouta: ...Don't ask me to cleanse their souls, 'coz I ain't doing that even if I could.

Aruto: No one asked, Kouta-san... but yeah, this makes me feel dirty just looking at it.

Tsukasa: Well, well. Looks like the newbie has some skeletons in his closet after all... He's not that new anymore, lmao.

Touma: Oh shut up, Dickeido. You're just glad you're not the one getting beaten up this time, you fucker.

Eiji: And considering how many times you've been responsible for such shenanigans, I'm actually surprised it's not your fault.

Sento: Are the babies being protected, at least? Can't have Emu and Shinnosuke beat our ass for that, too...

Gentaro: *dutifully covering Takeru and Sougo's eyes* Yes, I got them~ I'll make sure they stay pure~

Takeru: ...You do know that this means we know what's happening is pervy stuff, right?

Sougo: We're not that innocent... wait, what's that deadly aura... I feel like a chill just went down my spine...

Emu and Shinnosuke: *emanating the aforementioned deadly aura* *Parent Friend Instincts Activated*

Haruto: *conjures popcorn and chair to relax in as he watches chaos about to unfold* This is gonna be good...

Philip: *too distracted by random topic to pay attention to Ikki shenanigans*

#kamen rider revice #igarashi ikki #george karizaki #ikki/george #ask #i-am-randomtrash00

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chemmerson · 2 years

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em em em i would love to hear more about ur naruto theater nerd headcanons if u are willing to share 🥺 i need to know who the leads are, who are the supporting ppl, who's running the lights, who's about to lose their mind with the costumes, literally anything u got i will eat up like a 5 star meal

WAIT NONNIE WHAAATTTT LMAO how do you remember this???? i think i literally talked about it ONCE but you just made my day by bringing it up againnnnnn!!! okay okay but are you ready for this lmao.

(hi this is em after i read everything that i wrote and im so sorry if you didn’t want this much nonnie??? i tend to get carried away so pls ignore if you’re like “wait why are you insane” anyway lol)

if we are talking like, community theater headcanons, there are definitely a few that get almost every role every time they try out for it. sakura kills the scene as the lead for a lot of productions because she's worked her ass off, and sasuke, though reluctantly, gets a lot of the leads (no matter how often he tries out for just ensemble) because he's really talented no matter how much he hates it. rock lee is also insanely talented, and he's your typical theater kid. enthusiastic to a fault, is constantly singing and knows every musical ever made. sasuke has beaten him out of some leads a few times, and he vows to improve himself as an actor and singer every time it happens.

naruto has gotten supporting roles a few times, and much to everyone's surprise, he's a damn good singer! but naruto has a habit of trying out for a role, actually getting the role, realizing how much work it is, and then trying to back out. after all, he would rather be doing prop crew because he just likes to mess around backstage. but iruka never lets him back out and he vows to never again try out (and then he does because he loves the attention from the crowd).

don’t ask me why…but sai loves being in the shows too. he says he it’s fun to pretend to be other people and pretend to feel different emotions. don’t tell him he’s a terrible singer though.

shikamaru and choji are our prop crew managers. you can most likely find them hanging out backstage (along with naruto when he should be rehearsing) and not really super enthusiastic about the theater scene. but they are organized and get the job done and are just glad when the show is finally over.

tenten is in charge of set. and when i tell you that this is her passion. she puts her heart and soul into every production. she's creative, driven, and a great leader. she wants every production to be all out (despite iruka telling her that "this is not in the budget ten!!") and she'll make sure it happens one way or another. ("what do you mean we can't have fireworks? explosions? what about just fire? i promise it will be safe!!!")

neji is our stage manager. he's level-headed and calm and keeps a very tight ship when it comes to the week leading up to the show. to be honest, when tech week comes around, he's a little grumpy and on edge, but the show always turns out fantastic thanks to his attention to detail. sometimes he has to tangle tenten in from her crazy visions, and tenten pushes neji to think outside the box. tenten and neji are the dream team, and iruka thanks them every day for their expertise and focus.

ino yamanaka. the best damn costume designer and seamstress you've ever seen. this girl whips up the most amazing costumes for the cast, and if you get a tear in your costume during the show, she's calm cool and collected when she patches it up in the blink of an eye ("stop freaking out sakura, i've got this."). she's got an incredibly creative eye and has a vision (and don't you dare question her vision iruka).

then we have the booth. kiba and shino. kiba on sound, shino on lights. shino has his shit figured out. he's actually an amazing light designer and wants to go to college for it. kiba on the other hand...is never on the ball like he should be. iruka always has notes for him and the end of rehearsals...("mic. mic. MIC KIBA!!!" "oh damn my bad!!!")

one day, neji brings his cousin hinata to check out their new production. she actually gets along with kiba and shino up in the booth, and then asks to be trained on lights and sound! she starts helping out with productions and eventually gets introduced to everyone. theater helps her come out of her shell, and she really loves helping out with the shows when they come around.

hinata is up in the booth one day going over lighting cues, and she's humming one of the songs from the show. thinking no one is around her, she sings a little louder and is just enjoying the space to sing. then she hears a "HEY!" and she turns around with a yelp, only to find naruto who is in the booth to get fitted for his mic. "hey you're really good! you should sing!" naruto gets in her face, only for her to blush. "why don't you sing in the shows? try out next time, you're amazing!" and then naruto tells everyone that she can sing and she's mortified lmao.

oh yeah and iruka is the director :)

anyway. there's my mess of headcanons!! my college theater headcanons are different where everyone is assigned different songs lmao.

BUT ANYWAY NONNIE I LOVE U AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT <33333

#i cant believe u remembered <3 #i rambled tho so im SORRY LOL #asks #anon <3 #naruto theater headcanons

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dr4kenlvr · 2 years

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looks just like a dream.. ♡

pairing: mikey sano, angry, peh-yan x gn!reader

genre/wc: fluff (0.5k)

request: Hey hey could you do some hcs for Mikey, Souya/angry and peh yan with an S/O that’s really pretty so a lot of people like them (for reference they get treated like teruhashi from saiki k or kiyoko from haikyuu) but they’re also sorta shy with people they don’t know and is sorta like kenma from haikyuu (Sorry if it’s worded weird)

a/n: not worded weirdly at all :) it's a super cute idea!! i wrote this as if the reader and the character are already dating as you wrote s/o! thanks for requesting <3

cw: feminine terms are used for the sake of the request, just a heads up!

MIKEY:

ngl.. mikey is super proud to have copped a s/o as gorgeous as you

to walk around school with you linked on his arm—albeit shyly, he does finds it adorable—and have people do double looks? wow <3 you're just that powerful huh

your shy nature is sweet to him, and he appreciates how humble you stay about your looks but he doesn't understand why

he once mentioned to draken that if he looked like you, he would never shut up about it

(draken says it's cause "you're an ass, and y/n isn't", to which mikey pouts with a "kennnnn!!!")

he just thinks you should be a tinsy bit more prideful about your looks!—but he is in no way going to force you to act another way

he's also there to fend off any weirdos that try to do more than stare at you. mikey does not tolerate that shit, nuh uh.

he has quite literally beaten up some people and simply left them in the halls, walking off to grab your hand swiftly with a peck on the cheek

"not on my watch, baby!"

he's a 10/10 bodyguard, who needs another 10/10 bodyguard (aka draken LMAO)

ANGRY:

uhm despite the permanent scowl on his face, he is screaming inside— 'why is everyone staring at me, just stare at y/n please!'

he can't fathom how you keep up with the constant glances and comments from classmates and passersby... until he realizes that you do have trouble—if your limited responses, lowered eyes, and tight hold on his hand didn't give anymore hints to him

suddenly wants to man up and become your guardian because there is no way angry will let his baby be uncomfortable !!

"don't worry, i'm here okay !?"

he literally growled at someone once and they were so terrified. the look on their face made you laugh and that only caused more people to gape at you because your "smile is so bright and pretty, oh my god!!"

angry: 'did i just make things worse...'

pls comfort him with smooches because he's trying his best truly

angry opts to wait by your door after class so that you two can get the FUCK out before you get bombarded by a hoard of fans LMAO

PEH-YAN:

peh-yan LIVES for you; he practically worships you like all the other people do AHAHA

the only difference is, he is actually dating you !!!

so you already know that peh-yan's pride is skyrocketing up to the moon because of that

you chose him. .. . out of everyone else that is begging for even a small acknowlegment from you??? wow.... truly amazed and blessed he feels

you don't like to boast and show off? no problem, he'll do it for you.

mf walks around all hunched as a gangster does, but he has a pinky locked with your own as you two dominate the school halls

so, peh-yan does not FUCK with anyone who tries anything with you okay?

he's probably a little too aggressive at times tbh

"WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT PUNK?!" him to a guy who was just glimpsing at you

cue another person who stared at you a little too long, then peh goes "HUUUH? SOMETHING TO SAY LITTLE BITCH!?"

he's insufferable but he's yours so you have to tame him okay? <3

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no cause you were so right... gram really is just gay@$!#?#&@ i feel so bad for him tho doesn't even know his mans beaten up and in a comma... btw!! the way they deliberately did not show any hints of what might happen after white gets surrounded in the garage and just went straight to the mission in the trailer... like what is gonna go down are they finally gonna connect the dots? seems unlikely but then they just go on a mission together as if nothing happened? aaa i already can't wait for the next ep, ep 2 was intense because of the last mission i expect nothing less!

He really is lmao

No but me too... just thinking about how Gram is the one person who truly knows Black inside out and loves him unconditionally anyway. Even Black's own mother doesn't. Hell even White's loyalty wavered in ep2 after the fire bc he couldn't reconcile this version of Black with the caring older brother he remembers. But Gram? Gram looks at Black, all that hate and anger and violence, and loves him anyway. Because to him the Black that cares about justice, who wants to tear down the corrupt system and burn every hollow symbol of the rich people's greed is the best person ever.

That promo really said dw about White getting kidnapped, watch them commit more arson instead huh. My guess is that White is either going to lie his ass off and they're gonna have to just let him go bc accusing him of being a whole new person IS insane without the twin context. OR Kumpha will intervene and force them to drop it. Mr Gang Dad totally knows his new son is not his old gremlin son and is chill with it. He would not let the other mess with White too much.

I really cannot wait either aaaaaaa

#not me the series #not me ask #not me analysis #anon ask #answered ask #not me

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༄ are you mad? | 너 화났어?

Jungkook x Reader

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╰Due to his PC being broken, Jungkook finds himself visiting the internet cafe daily for hours to play Overwatch. He's an outstanding player, by far better than many of his teammates and he carries his games, but there's one player he always encounters over and over again.

a/n: yooo! I've been itching to write this short thing for a while already! It's nothing special or anything, but I really enjoyed it! It was a nice change from my usual stuff! 🤧👌🏼

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Jesus fucking christ.

„Fuck!“ he curses under his breath.

This is the seventh time he got sniped down out of the blue and everytime he peeks at the kill-feed, he's burning with rage.

It's the same name. All over again, he's getting killed by the same goddamn player. This has been going on since the day his PC broke.

How it broke in the first place? Well, in his opinion it was because of said player. Even while he was playing at home, he already got hunted down by that one person behind the screen somewhere in the world, making him question all the talent he actually has. At some point he got so angry that he lost his control and kept kicking his computer, loaded with rage.

This is now two weeks ago, and he can't get over the fact that this guy is better than him. Usually he would look up to these better than him, but with this goddamn little shit he just can't get any clear thoughts.

He's so fixated on finding the enemies' Widowmaker that he got too careless and- shoot.

„What the FUCK,“ he yells into his headset, having the majority of the internet cafe turning around and giving him looks.

This damn guy.

Venom. Once again, it was Venom that shot him down.

‚I'm so sick and tired of this dude. Jesus fucking christ.‘

Jungkook is far beyond reaching his limit. This has to be settled, once and for good. He's furiously typing something down in the game-chat.

[Seagull: yo venom, after this game, let's go 1vs1 and lets put an end to this. Its been weeks and you can't seem to fucking stop.]

[Venom: lol what you so triggered for. its just a game bro.]

‚It's just a game? Jesus christ. This... this dude really is something.‘

[Seagull: are you scared?]

[Venom: nope. just not serious about this game. but if you insist, lol sure.]

Jungkook is evily grinning to himself.

This will be the last time he'll get his ass whooped by Venom. That dude might be good with 5 other players on his team that distract Jungkook, but on a 1vs1 battle he definitely will have the upper hand.

„Kook are you sure you want to do that?“ Seokjin calls out to him through the voice chat.

„Yeah I am. I am so sick of getting my ass beaten by that kid, I have to.“

„Well, good luck, because the game's ending now.“

Jungkook doesn't fucking care. He just wants to settle this. He has to show off that he's better, he has to-

‚What the actual fuck?‘

Now he's really pissed. As soon as the game finishes and the ‚Play of the game‘ comes up, he has to fight the urge to throw away the keyboard.

The recap shows one of the many times Venom has shot him down, and it wasn't even a good one in Jungkooks opinion.

[Seagull: wow kinda sad that you got the POTG with that.]

[Venom: you butthurt or smth?]

„B-butthurt??“ he scoffs. „This little...“

„Well. See you, Kook. Good luck with Venom.“ Seokjin says and leaves the group.

He's waiting. He's waiting for Venom to invite him into a private game so he can restore his pride. He is butthurt, but that doesn't mean that he has to admit that to everyone.

[GROUP INVITATION FROM VENOM]

,Finally. Took him long enough.‘ is all he thinks as he clicks ,accept‘.

[Venom: widowmaker 1vs1?]

[Seagull: yes ofc]

[Venom: lol aight]

As both of them enter the game, Jungkooks fingers are itching to turn this around.

‚5...4...3...2...1...go!‘ the game counts down and both of them rush out of their bases to hide.

Jungkook is concentrating with all he has while he zooms into his scope as he tries to track down Venom.

„There you are,“ he whispers as he finds the hated enemy and slowly moves his cursor to steady his aim on Venoms head.

‚Gotcha!‘

Jungkook immediately takes the lead. He's feeling so content right now- they're roughly 20 seconds in and he already shot him down. Using the time until Venom respawns, he repositions himself and hides, scope fixated in the direction of the enemy's base.

‚Come out, come on, show yourself.‘

Just as he finished his thought, he gets shot, and Jungkook can‘t help but stare in disbelief. Where the fuck did he hide? Why didn't he see him? He hates to admit it, but that was a very good play.

[Seagull: yo wtf. that was actually sick,,,]

[Venom: thx broski]

[Seagull: nah we aint bros man. but still, that was dope as fuck.]

The game keeps going like this; both are pretty much equally good, and Jungkook hates that he realizes that. Well, at least he isn't worse. But what actually is worse, is that he starts enjoying playing with Venom. It has been ages that Jungkook met someone that could keep up with his skill.

It stands 29-29 right now, the game limit being 30 kills. This is now going to decide things.

[Venom: this is actually pretty fun. i mean, i have my cursor on your head for the past 2 minutes but i don't want to shoot, i'on want this to be over yet]

[Seagull: ikr, tbh i even feel bad for all the hate and the tons of reports i sent in because of you lmao]

[Venom: EXCUSE ME WHAT CNXND YOU REPORTED ME??? YOU ASSHAT I GOT EXP PENALTY BECAUSE OF YOU I—]

[Seagull: ,,,sOrry??? idk man you really pissed me off ajfksk i hated that you were better its not even that you were better its just that you were always so cOckY OOF i hated it but ur actually?? pretty fun??]

[Venom: lol i'm sorry but your reactions always were gold kfkdls]

[Seagull: yea i,,, i can see that LOL i got pretty worked up. I even crushed my computer in anger oops]

[Venom: you did wHat]

[Seagull: HFKDKDL LET ME BE]

Jungkook is smiling to himself. This guy isn't all too bad after all. Not even half as cocky as he thought. Maybe he'd even end up teaming up with him some time. That thought is immediately cancelled again, though.

Suddenly, his character falls, shot down by the person he just praised for not being as bad as he initially thought. Fuck that.

[Seagull: WHAT THE FUCK BRUH??]

[Venom: lol i thought i'm not your bro]

[Seagull: yEah NOT ANYMORE NOW,,,]

[Venom: are you mad?]

[Seagull: uhh y e s ?? I thought we didn't want to finish this fkdkls]

[Venom: IM SORRY BUT YOUR REACTIONS REALLY JUST ARE SO GOOD I CANT HELP IT-]

Jungkook sighs. He wants to be pissed, but he can't really. He knows it was just meant as a joke, but still, that means the game is over now, and he's kind of feeling sad.

[Seagull: yo... you maybe wanna stay in the group and keep talking a bit? y'know, just being on the title screen and ,,, t a l k]

[Venom: u mean voice chat?]

[Seagull: yea i mean if you want to,,,]

[Venom: uhh sure why not]

Jungkook enables the voice chat and waits for Venom to do the same.

As soon as he gets the notification that his new mate joined the voice chat, there's some sort of awkward silence; it seems like neither of them wants to go first, but then they happen to start talking at the same time.

„Uhh hello?“

„Uhm, hi?“

Silence. Jungkooks eyes widen an unreal amount and his mouth slightly falls open.

There are two things that he would like to point out. First, the voice belongs to a girl, which he didn't expect at all. But the second thing is, that the voice came from nowhere else than the booth right next to him.

He jumps out of his chair and watches as you do the exact same- and there you both are, looking at each other like two idiots.

„You- you're Venom??“

„You are Seagull? Dude we've been both coming here everyday sitting in the same damn places??“

„As if I didn't figure that yet. What the- so you are the person that keeps hunting me down?“ he says as if he's just figured out all the mysteries of the world.

„What do you mean ‚hunting you down‘? YOU are hunting me down!“

The both of you stare at each other, pouts on your faces before you burst into laughter.

What the actual fuck is happening right now? An hour ago he wished to rip the gamer that goes by the name Venom into pieces, and now he's standing infront of you and your smile and the melody of your laughter is sending his stomach tingling. Is this what people call ‚love at the first sight‘? Because if so, that's definitely what's happening right now. A girl? Not to mention a very beautiful one? Playing his favorite game almost better than he himself does? And on top of that she's funny and seems nice so far? He'd be damned if he'd let this opportunity slide. He could be living the dream of many, many men and he's not one to pass a chance he'd like to take.

„You know, what do you think about us just logging out for now and grab a coffee together? Getting to know each other and continuing our talk offline?“ he smirks, eyes big and full of hope.

„Hmm, I guess that does sound fair, I mean, I owe you one for all the teasing and for your broken computer, huh?“

„You totally do,“ he says as a wide smile starts spreading across his lips.

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