#cats arguing

[nikoisme]

fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.

#how am i supposed to make rational decisions when they go mrrp #not arguing with a lil guy that goes mrrp. whatever you say goes beautiful #cats #niko rambles

[waspsinyouryard]

btw my entire perception of who someone is comes from their profile picture. Like if there's a cat in your pfp you're just a cat to me. That's how it is

#tumblr #profile pictures #i argued extensively with an adorable black cat about soup

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s just trying to show off his new guitar picks on his TIkTok account while in the background, this conversation is happening:

Steve: Want some m&ms?

Robin, holding out her hand: When I was a kid, I would assign each of my family members a color of m&m and then eat them in order of who I liked the least to who I liked the most.

Steve: Who did you eat last?

Robin: My cat, Lucy. She was the brown one. I would swallow them whole so I wouldn’t hurt her chewing.

Steve: Makes sense

Steve: What color would I be?

Robin: Blue

Steve: *fist pumps*

#Eddie tuning into the conversation the moment Robin said she ate her cat: …wtf #people in Eddie’s live-stream: arguing because Steve is def not the blue m&m #in my heart I feel Steve is blue. it’s a warm and comforting color and he is a warm and comforting character #this is legit just something I did as a kid #the brown m&ms were my dog Tigger and I swallowed them whole in case chewing them would cause him psychosomatic pain #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley

[peanut-with-wifi-access]

[outdated] THE COUNCIL HAS REACHED A DECISION

vaporeon is in fish purgatory jail for the crime of being unidentifiable as a real creature

[catofoldstones]

Maybe the reason Sansa comes off as a meek doormat while she’s married to Tyrion is not because she’s a red pilled tradwife, it’s because she’s scared of getting caught for planning her own escape. It’s established within the first few paragraphs of Tyrion’s pov after the wedding that that’s a terrified 12 year old prisoner of war child bride who’s fooling a whole, grown husband and the entire red keep that she’s a little too devotional and absolutely not plotting her freedom in a fortress full of spies, soldiers and noble powerhouses, that too successfully. She’s not concerned that Tyrion’s peas are overcooked, she’s deliberately trying to put up an act so that her cover isn’t blown. She’s outsmarted Tyrion Lannister of all people, and you can die mad about it.

#you can argue all you want that it’s dontos/lf who plan #but it’s still Sansa who has to act and keep herself safe #sansa stark #asoiaf #asos #it’s also a fear response called ‘fawn’ where you literally fawn over the abuser/trigger like Sansa does #but go off I guess #everyday I have to fight cat/san tradwife accusations #game of thrones #got

[theminecraftbee]

all hail jellie - doing her best to save the life of joe and his beloved ninja frogs from her terrible owner! what a good kitty!

#hermitcraft #joe hills #goodtimeswithscar #this is SO FUNNY #scar: no jellie not now daddy's murdering people #joe: just. sliding out back while scar argues with his cat irl i guess

[brothersonahotelbed]

i love cunty blondes . welcome to the stage arthur pendragon

#he's such a bitch to merlin i love when they argue it's like watching cats fight #clotpole behavior fr #loquitur #merlin

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce, not ready to wake up: Just five more…

Tim, bored, irritated, and sensing an opportunity to sow the seeds of chaos:

Tim: *races into the kitchen*

Tim: You guys will never believe what Bruce just said!

Damian: Well?

Duke: What did he say?

Steph: You can’t leave us hanging like that.

Tim: He said five MORE.

*collective gasp*

Steph: I had better not be one of those five.

Damian: Why does Father get to adopt five more children and I can not adopt five more cats? Cats are much easier to care for than people.

Tim, shrugging: I’m sure he’d be fine with it.

#Bruce later: where did all the cats come from #Tim: I have absolutely no idea #Dick: I can’t believe you adopted without telling me AGAIN #I leave you alone for THREE DAYS #Bruce thinking they’re still talking about the cats: it wasn’t me! #Dick: Oh so what #a stork dropped them off? #Bruce: Can a stork carry that much weight? #Tim: *sipping from his mug having the time of his life* #Dick: *still demanding answers* #Bruce: tuned out because now he’s calculating how much weight a stork could carry #and ​the air speed velocity of an unladen stork if you will #Jason and Cass: *walk in to see Bruce and Dick arguing about storks* #Jason: nope. I’m out #Cass to Jason: Yeah but we could get popcorn #tim drake #all the batkids are little chaos gremlins and you can’t convince me otherwise #batkids #bruce wayne and his serial adoption tendencies #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #dick grayson #cassandra cain #jason todd

[clanborn]

friday

#technically her bad day doesn’t start until chapter 1 but yoy could argue the prologue is a bad day too #my art #horizonshine #warrior cats #warrior cats oc

[ilikedetectives]

#Minthara Baenre #Baldur's Gate 3 #gaming #gamingedit #pc gaming #video games #virtual photography #screenshot #mine #mybg3edit #mybg3minthara #I'm not arguing whatever you say gorgeous #she looks like a cat that got caught at 4am wrecking the kitchen #and now tries to use her cute points to get out of trouble #cw blood

[k3ithsk0gane]

Henry may be blonde but he is NOT the golden retriever boyfriend. If anything he’s more black cat coded, but I also wouldn’t label him fully as the black cat boyfriend. Alex is 100% the golden retriever boyfriend.

#like argue with me #bc u can’t Alex is literally so golden retriever bf coded #I’d give Henry cat boyfriend for sure but not like FULLY #maybe like shiba inu coded lmao since they’re the cats of the dog world #red white & royal blue #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #rwrb #rwrb movie #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #prince henry #firstprince #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

That's the face he makes when he's feeling silly.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I tried so hard to squeeze in the fact this bar boy was 100% down to take on wwx's surname. #Unfortunately for him...sitting at the table is a man who's biggest dream is to hyphenate his surname with that very same man #though as far as I'm aware taking on your husbands surname is culturally a very different process in this setting #but in modern times I think the surname thing would genuinely be a point of contention for these guys. #wwx of old would hate taking someone else's name. And wwx of 'i want to be an attic wife' future would want nothing less #lwj of 'we are equals and I want to represent that as much as our bond' would argue his point like a law case. #lwj of now has to sit at a table and see someone living his dream and he's too lawful of indiscriminate killing. But he's thinking about it #It's like the relationship between you & your laptop & your cat. lwj is the cat that is *going* to make you pay attention to him. #apologies for soft-skipping an upload yesterday. I had to redo a few comics and it set me back B*(

[saturnniidae]

God Hiccup would be such an annoying cat owner. Buys fucking like not even gourmet cat food, he gets real fish (only the best for Toothless). He's constantly sending you pictures of his stupid cat Astrid receives a minimum of 7 pictures of Toothless that look almost exactly the same daily. There's more framed photos in the house of that cat than the people that live there. 0 pictures of Hiccup on any of his socials all of it is Toothless. Can't take Hiccup anywhere bc the cat has to come too (so many plans have been canceled bc the meet up spot isn't animal friendly). He takes his stupid cat everywhere has one of those goddamn backpacks and it's leash trained too. See him in a hardware store, ask him what he's buying and he goes "oh I'm building a new tree for my cat." and he has like an ungodly amount of wood beams and twine in the cart. You just know that cat is so fucking spoiled.

#astrid points out hes no better than annoying parents constantly showing pictures of their babies to ppl who dont gaf and he denies it #hes in denial #he also talks to toothless he looks fucking crazy to other ppl bc hes having like whole conversations w that cat #he argues with it #httyd modern au #httyd #hiccup and toothless #hiccup haddock #hiccstrid #toothless #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #httyd headcanon #cat toothless #moth.txt

[cats-obsessions]

I always found it strange that Bhaal would demand Isobel as a sacrifice rather than Aylin; after all, Aylin is a huge threat to Bhaals plan if she’s allowed to live. But then again, Isobel is the mortal lover to a demigod. It’s rather symbolic, don’t you think? This is what happens to demigods’ lovers. This is what should’ve happened to Gortash. And if Durge doesn’t kill Isobel, Bhaal will force their hand if they’ve chosen a new lover too. Durge might not remember Gortash, but Bhaal will make sure they remember this lesson before they can even think about getting reattached.

#demigods CANNOT have lovers as a treat #I am Bhaals number one hater #I’m 100% convinced everything he asks of Durge is to torment them #he can’t just let them be happy AND serve him. no he wants their misery #he’s happiest if they’re the most broken bc broken things don’t argue #when I get you Bhaal #durgetash #durge #the dark urge #bg3 fanart #enver gortash #lord enver gortash #bhaal #cats thoughts

[agir1ukn0w]

not that anyone cares but the fact that this is what Nami's face looks like right after Sanji flirts with her is making me very happy

#she's so pleased and you know what she should be #nami is so precious i wanna pinch her cheeks so bad #i know the most popular interpretation of her character is that she's lesbian-coded #and i honestly can't argue with that because it's all highly subjective #then again THIS is her face when a cute tall british boy calls her 'madam' and her guy friends tease her about it #also i don't think there's anything more bi than a grown woman who hangs out with a group of himbos #one piece #one piece live action #one piece netflix #op live action #opla #op #sanji #nami #cat burglar nami #sanji x nami #one piece nami #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #op sanji #nami x sanji #sanami #one piece spoilers

[wannaliveattheholidayinn]

this may be an unpopular opinion, but i personally think that jeff and britta should've gotten married back in season 3 and just dealt with the consequences of that action for the rest of the show

#is that tropey? yes. would they very likely just get divorced? yes. do i care? NO #give me jeffbritta arguing about cohabitation. britta has cats jeff has to learn to live with bc it's cheaper to live together. #give me domestic moments the two of them share ABSOLUTELY IGNORING that this is a Thing married couples do #give me them slowly realizing they LIKE being married to each other #britta still talks about the institution of marriage being a scam and misogynistic and annie's like "you're married?!?!' #and britta's like 'yes and...?' #basically it's slowburn jeffbritta but they're already married and refuse to get divorced because they like the tax benefits #community #community nbc #jeff winger #britta perry #jeffbritta #redstreet