#dapper slashers

[threepolyamoroustruckshavingsex]

me: bro quit screaming like that ur scaring the hoes

bro:

the hoes:

#tcsm 1974 #texas chainsaw massacre #leatherface #bubba sawyer #listen buddy hes so good to me #hes the hottest slasher and u can take it up with jules dapper on youtube #theres a wholeass video essay about it

[fluoresensitive]

FLUORESENSITIVE TAGS' LIST, JANUARY 2024

sound and color: afro/slash hood futurism; missy elliot and sun-ra, janelle monae's archandroid and alice coltrane

i saw things i imagined: surrealism, color and texture, fantasy worlds

i am king: knights and quests, arthurian legends, joan of arc and brienne of tarth

the turning wheel: images n quotes that remind me of an ursula k le guin novel, images and quotes that remind me of spellling

dark and hungry roots: fae + goblins + creatures, they're in the woods and they want your name

she screams!: catch all horror tag, blood and guts and slashers

laughing before god does: a more specific gore and fleshy gross horror tag, inspired by cao hui

kate bush's wuthering heights: love so intense and passionate it extends beyond the grave; i hated him, i never loved him more; you want them dead, you want them beside you, you know,

one of those crazy girls: mad and bad women, women with murderous intent, final girls, whatever didn't kill her had better start running

ain't no grave: ghosts + hauntings + the absence of something is still a sort of presence

desperado: the yeehaw agenda, cowboys

age of pleasure: sensuality + black joy and pleasure

les fleurs: black girl cottagecore, flowers and frilly dresses, sunshine on brown skin

does the poison drip through?: family dynamics, siblings + parents + ancestral rot, you need a shovel to bury your brother, does your mother love you all the time

i who bend the tall grasses: angels and demons, religious ecstasy, a god who devours

fear not!: angels and saints, gabriel comes to you with a thousand eyes and a message

my skin my logo: black skin, brown skin, brown leather, black braids, black days! these are black owned things! black faith (can't be washed away, not even in that florida water!)

the black gothic: the hood, the church, and the holy grandmother's house. daughters of the dust and eve's bayou and the work of toni morrison, deana lawson and gordon parks

pure/honey: it's giving cunt, it's giving sex, it's giving ballroom and pearls, sequins and rhinestones, eleganza!

oh bondage up yours!: black punk + leather and studs

i been on: (tell me who gon take me off!) ostentatious displays of wealth, logomania + dapper dan, gold ass watch, gold ass rangs

not yet lost all our graces: succesion-core, old money, lace-edged socks and penny loafers, your daddy's rich and your ma's good-looking

this house is empty now: haunted houses + haunted places + empty houses

what the water gave me: mermaids, sirens, and things under the sea

put me back in it: tender, love and passion + sensuality + you're in love and you're gonna shout it from the roofs

geyser by mitski: longing, needing, yearning so hard it hurts your stomach and makes you ill

secret life of plants: nature tag!

commes de garcons: fashion tag, looks, i know that's not the french way to spell it.

the more general tags like 'on writing' and 'on horror' are pretty intuitive, but just in case.

on horror / on writing / on literature / on womanism / on blackness on sundays, she picked flowers / my writing /my mewdboards / my mixtapes / my collages / recs

#🦢 #tags' list #save; reference

[raccoonspooky]

If the slashers had dating profiles:

Slashers included: Jason Voorhees, Brahms Heelshire, All 3 Sinclair brothers, Bubba Sawyer. Micheal Meyers, Billy Lenz, Leslie Vernon

X Reader format. Gender neutral. Slight nsfw

Jason Voorhees:

The profile has several burry pictures of trees and what you think is some kind of shambly looking cabin. There’s picture of a bee on a weirdly gnarled looking hand with an offputting blueish green color to his skin. You figure that it must be the lighting and there’s nothing to be alarmed with. His profile description is wordless save for a bunch of emojis, trees and flowers and a campfire.

His height is listed as 7’0 so… you swipe right immediately.

Brahms Heelshire:

Theres several pictures of a dapper little doll doing things. Sitting in a chair, playing with blocks… You swipe through them intrigued by the strange little doll and lastly theres mirror selfie of a man holding the doll, the camera flash conceals his face but you’re able to get a nice eyeful of a tempting hairy chest. The doll is creepy but… if that’s his owner, he cant be too bad. Everyone has hobbies!

His height is listed and he’s a respectable 6’4. Under “Hobbies:” he’s written “Dolls.”, and added an emoji of a violin. You’ve always had a weakness for artsy guys. You figure he’s just some hipster. He’s selected various tags to mention he’s a homebody, and he’s looking for a long term relationship, and he’s a homeowner??? You’re sold.

Bo Sinclair:

Pictures of a dirty truck. Several memes about mechanics. You would’ve immediately swiped No, but he’s uploaded quite a few pictures to go through. Amongst the unfunny memegenerator images and past the ones showcasing a dirty old truck, there are several selfies to go through and the guy is just drop dead gorgeous. His jawline could cut butter. He’s got sparkly blue eyes and god damn does he know how to take a proper thirst trap.

There are a number of red flags unfortunately, his description is extremely long and it says nothing about himself besides what you can infer from his LONG list of what he’s looking for in a partner. He wants obedience, a good listener, someone who’s not afraid to get dirty, someone to cook and clean and do his laundry. It all makes your eyes roll. The weirdest part of his profile is that he’s selected that he’s looking for short term things, and that he’s not wanting to be tied down…? Yet he seems to be looking for someone who will just about chew his food for him.

To you, he seems like an overgrown manchild with a pretty face. But… if he’s only looking for fun, you could really do worse when it came to a no strings attached dick appointments. His page says he’s from Louisiana and you wonder what his voice sounds like… As you’re debating whether or not to swipe right, your phone buzzes with a notification that Bo’s superliked your profile.

Vincent Sinclair:

The first image of his profile is purely black and you think that it must be a blank profile. On a whim you read the tags he’s selected, and his interests include several different art mediums. You swipe past the black header image to see several examples of his work, he’s skilled in everything he does and wax figures are a pretty interesting medium. It’s not everyday that you find someone who specializes in working with wax.

His description is blank and he’s not selected anything in terms of what he’s looking for. Even so, you swipe right in hopes you’ll match so you can ask him a load of questions. Mysterious as the profile is, you have to admit that the guy is talented.

Lester Sinclair:

The photos in his profile are a little yikes. Though he’s not holding fish like every other embarrassing profile on this website, there are a number of photos involving dead animals. In one of the photos, the guy is squatting near a bloated gator, pointing and grinning. In another photo, a grimy hand holds a flattened rodent of undeterminable classification.

In the photos with his face, he’s grinning in every one of them. His clothes are kind of grimy and you can assume that he must be some kind of roadkill guy, hopefully as a job rather than as an enthusiast. He’s got such a sunshiney smile and you think he’s cute besides the grime.

The description attached to his profile is just adorable. Everything that he’s selected displays that he’s on this site genuinely because he’s looking for someone to love. Long term or short term, but nothing casual. He’s written that he doesnt have much but he’ll make up for it by ‘Lovin’ ya.” and its just so sweet that youre hitting that superlike button to send him a message immediately.

Micheal Meyers:

Blank profile. No description. No pictures besides a plain black image.

You accidentally swipe right rather than left with a catastrophic finger fumble and you’re surprised that your phone chimes with an immediate match. A moment later, you recieve a message and it’s just one emoji. A knife. Yikes! Blocked!

Despite the block. Your phone chimes with another message and you’re met with a photo. Its blurred for your safety, just in case its an unwanted dick pic. You have to click on the photo and what you’re met with is so, so much worse than the scummiest dick pic. The photo looks like a photo of the outside of your house.

Billy Lenz:

His photos are almost incomprehensibly strange. Everything’s blurry. One of the photos was a blur of movement of which you could vaguely make out a human shaped thing and a single eye. Everything is offputting and strange. The only non blurry picture is (1) single photo of a fluffy white cat.

In his description, theres a very strange paragraph about someone named Agnes, accompanied with baby emojis and then several cat emojis.

At the very end of his paragraph, you see that he’s selected several tags to imply he’s looking for something quick and dirty. The only coherent part of his entire profile is a single, long winded sentence about his apparent desperation to eat pussy.

Bubba Sawyer

Several photos of a chicken. He’s used one of those filter apps to put hearts and other things around the chicken.

Besides chicken pics, there’s a picture what looks to be a windchime made of bones. It’s hung up on a porch, looking out toward a green field with the sun making everything look warm and tinted orange. It’s a nice photo, Bubba seems to have a good attention to detail.

He’s selected no tags to help you determine what he’s looking for. But he’s listed his height and weight. He’s a big… big guy. You swipe right in hopes that you can beg the guy for a face reveal.

Leslie Vernon:

Finally! a guy who shows his face! His profile seems almost meticulously curated. He’s got all the things that would show up if you were to google “How to have the best dating profile.” Theres a photo of him with a dog, a photo of him covered in flour, a photo of him laughing and eating a salad. All the photos seem incredibly staged, which is…. strange.

His description is all about himself. He seems as if he’s been looking for an opportunity to talk about himself and he decided to use a dating website to do it. He mentions that he loves horror movies and that he’s in the “business.” You’re not sure what to make of that. Does he… make…?? horror movies? Does he run a blog or something?

At the end of his very, very long monologue that includes his favorite color and his all time favorite top five movies and music and everything under the sun— he closes his description by saying that he’s looking for his final girl. It’s cheeky and adorably stupid.

Strangeness aside, you love horror movies too, so you’re at least open for a fun discussion about them over drinks or something. He’s pretty much the only guy on this website that seems to know how to use it anyway.

#this is VERY SILLY #Slasher fandom #slasher community #x reader #jason voorhees #Brahms Heelshire #House of wax #Bo Sinclair #Vincent Sinclair #Lester Sinclair #Bubba Sawyer #Micheal Meyers #Billy Lenz #Leslie Vernon

[randomrabbidramblings]

Quick thoughts on The Last Hunter DLC so far:

Kanya is a superior kind of gremlin. The one with too many slasher smiles and outright, pardon the French, shit eating grins.

Allegra has an interesting background with a dapper style. Love it!

The poor lil' man now has an excuse to why he can't move.

That thing is kinda creepy, but I accept it, lol.

The orb frogs and dragonfly axolotls you find around are the best kind of background creatures and I will die to protect all of them.

#rabbid #rabbids #mario rabbids #mario + rabbids #mario+rabbids #mario rabbids sparks of hope #mario+rabbids sparks of hope #sparks of hope #mario + rabbids sparks of hope #sparks of hope dlc #the last spark hunter

[skyfire-the-pokemon-biologist]

Magic anon! A very dapper hat made to fit Koraidon

Thank you, and the other hat has gotten a home with Slasher who surprisingly likes it.

//ooc: all I can imagine the dapper hat to be is a pirate hat. sorry anon but that's what it is now.//

#pokeblogging #irl pkmn #pokemon #rotomblr #irl pokemon #rotumblr #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokemon rp #answered ask #oh god why did i do this

[the-husbando]

Here comes the BOYS💖💐🍒🎉🌟

#dapper slashers #i kept to my word and actually posted the lineart #my art #slashers #slasher #slasher art #horror #horror art #sketchdump #sketch dump #traditional art #traditional artist #traditional #michael myers #ghostface #leatherface #the shape #the boogeyman #bubba sawyer #jason voorhees #freddy krueger #brahms heelshire #scream 1996 #scream #texas chainsaw massacre #Friday the 13th #nightmare on elm street #the boy #the boy 2016

[vexmoth]

About those stickers! They’re all vinyl, and here they are in order of appearance: dapper Brahms, Martin, Sal, cardigan Brahms, and Vincent. Dapper Brahms is clear vinyl, meaning it has a transparent outline! For the rest, I generally avoided white outlines and instead gave them colors that compliment each design.

They should be up for sale next week and I’ll update this post with a link once they are! 

#Brahms Heelshire #The Boy 2016 #Martin Mathias #martin 1977 #Martin 1978 #Sal Fisher #Sally Face #Vincent Sinclair #House of Wax #House of Wax 2005 #slashers #slasher #slasher stickers #slasher fanart #my art #i was unsure of making dapper Brahms a sticker bc he wasn't planned at all but instagram poll decided lol #vexmoth shop

[horrorhokum]

She is the moment

#texas chainsaw massacre #bubba sawyer #thomas hewitt #drayton sawyer #nubbins sawyer #chop top sawyer #jules dapper #leatherface #slashers #slasher #slasher movies #Youtube

[ambroses-mascot]

Look at this ✨Distinguished✨ gentleman! Mmmm yes! 

#slashers #horror #brahms heelshire #Brahms gif #The Boy #the boy 2016 #horror movies #dapper

[dappersdoodles]

Happy Birthday to the amazing @caseymmcships !!

I hope you have a great day you deserve it you wonderful bean!

(Sorry for the awful watermarks but you have the raws XD)

#dappers doodles #dappersdoodles #caseymmc #hell priest #pinhead #hellraiser #self ship #digital art #artists on tumblr #slashers

[gophergal]

Western AU Headcanons: Billy Lenz Edition

As stated previously, he's an obscene poet. He isn't necessarily good at the poetry part, but he sure is obscene! Expect to find at least on of his lewd limericks or pornographic poems if you happen to live in his neck of the woods.

Prostitutes are his favorite subject and target. Some see it as a weird secret admirer and enjoy the attention, while others may go to their Madame to complain about the harassment.

When he's more lucid, he can write beautiful and emotive work. He's managed to publish this on occasion, with some moderate success. He has a sort of a small following.

The life of the party when he starts drinking. Knows plenty of drinking songs and dirty jokes to entertain his fellow patrons with. He's also been known to start bar fights, but gets his ass handed to him more often than not.

#slasher fandom #slashers #slasher headcanons #billy lenz #black christmas 1974 #western au #i need to draw him again #i like hes almost dapper in the design i gave him #he's still 100 percent attic rat though

[bigoltrashpile]

Slasher au

OKAY so a while ago me and my good buddy @heeliesstuff were talking about if my skeleton boys were slashers!!!  And I finally decided too write it down!!!

Slasher Undertale Sans (Rubix): He’s one half of the famous Jigsaw team.  Honestly, he doesn’t do a lot with the actual murders.  He’s more the one who rides in on the tricycle to explain the puzzles.  And hey, he prefers it that way!  He’s cool with just making his grisly puns and watching the chaos unfold.  Sometimes he makes a puzzle, it’s just him behind a glass window telling terrible puns to his victims.

Slasher Undertale Papyrus (Chess): He’s the genius behind the Jigsaw murders.  He LOVES making the elaborate puzzles (especially if they involve spikes) that he’s known for.  He usually takes people that he knows did something wrong that slipped through the cracks in the law enforcement system.  If they’re especially bad, he might make the puzzles impossible to solve...

Slasher Underswap Sans (Button): Based off Chucky, Button is essentially the spirit of Underswap Sans in a doll’s body.  His MO is to pretend to be a normal doll in his brother’s shop, get bought by some poor sap, and then KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!  He likes to have fun with it.  One unfortunate thing is that he can’t swear.  his little doll body won’t let him.

Slasher Underswap Papyrus (Strings): He’s the one who created Button’s body.  He’s a genius toymaker and salesman, and manages to convince most of Button’s victims in to buying the doll.  After Button is done wreaking havoc, Strings takes him back to the shop and fixes him up!  He gets a bit lonely, and hopes to find someone who loves him and not just his toys...it’s such a shame when someone gets lost in his creations until they become part of his collection themselves.

Slasher Underfell Sans (Butcher): You know him, you love him, Butcher is based off the iconic Jason.  Just imagine a large, red eyed skeleton with a hockey mask and a machete following you through the woods.  The forest is his home, and he will protect it.  Violently, usually.  That’s his favorite way.  He likes it when his prey is a little hard to catch, so hopefully you’ll give him a good chase~

Slasher Underfell Papyrus (Lucid): He’s based off of Freddy Kreuger.  He’s already got long claws, but in the dreams, they’re even more deadly.  When he follows someone into dreams, he’ll make their worst nightmare come true, before finally taking them out.  He loves to watch the fear and hopelessness in his victims’ eyes when they realize that they’re never going to wake up.

Slasher Swapfell Sans (Rue): He’s based on the Look-See.  Really, he only kills people who have serious regrets.  he’s dressed in a dapper suit, and isn’t afraid to get it dirty.  Once he’s after someone, the only way they can get rid of him is to let go of your regrets.  Unfortunately for most people, they’re unable to let go before he catches up.  You better heed his message, your time is steadily ticking away...

Slasher Swapfell Papyrus (Creeps): As the name suggests, he’s VERY creepy.  He’s based loosely off Michael Myers and Brahms from The Boy.  He’s incredibly yandere, and attacks at random.  When he’s done killing people, he keeps their limbs and head as trophies.  The knife he uses is good for amputating limbs, whether alive or dead.  Definitely has a favorite skull.

Edit: Obviously this could go down dark paths if you guys ask about it

#my garbage #writing #sans #papyrus #undertale #undertale au #underswap #underfell #swapfell #slasher au #violence tw #knife mention

[goblinus-maximumbo]

The following post is a Goblinus-Maximumbo Halloween Special,

Horror-Movie Review

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

(Also this review like all of my reviews contain spoilers YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)

Halloween has to be one of the most influential horror films to ever exist. Being host to multiple Iconic scenes and posing as the first misadventure for slasher villian, Michael Myers. Due to the film's immediate success, a sequel had to be made and after that an entire franchises established. This franchise would exist over the span of many years with a wide variety of sequels, remakes, and convoluted retcons. However, through it all remains one movie, the one black sheep in the series that represents a Halloween anthology that never was. Tonight I am talking about Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

Season of the Witch is famous for two key reasons. The first most obvious one being the fact that Michael Myers is not appear. Now it is commonplace to have Michael Myers appear in Halloween films, however back when season the witch was being developed the initial idea was to have Halloween serve as an anthology. Each Halloween film would tell a new story. That is why at the end of Halloween II Michael Myers presumably burned to death; that was meant to be his last movie. The Second reason why this film remains to be so infamous has to do with its Bat-Shit insane plot, revolving around an evil Irish novelty company, an organization of Android assassins, and something to do with Stonehenge.

Before getting into the plot we got to talk about the other important thing, the Protagonist. Our lead in this story is Dr. Daniel Challis. Despite his medical degree Dan is a professional douchebag who sees it best to neglect his wife and two kids. He would much rather have intercourse with the various nurses he has to work with on a daily basis. One day he gets a patient by the name of Henry Grimbridge who are rambles on about some sort of mass extinction or something, associated with the Silver Shamrock company. For context, Silver Shamrock is a novelty company that recently specializes in making Halloween masks. After hearing this Dan, with the help of Henrys daughter Ellie Grimbridge take it upon themselves to investigate.

During the treacherous adventure Dan narrowly avoids spending time with his family, develops an affair with Ellie, evades an army of dapper robots, and may or may not learn that Silver Shamrock is implanting chips into their Halloween masks that when property timed with there Silver Shamrock commercials with cause a supernatural chain reaction, ending with one skull filling up with snakes and spiders and shit.

Acting 7/10

Visual FX 8/10

Horror 7/10

Intensity 9/10

I don't think this film is bad. This film has a lot of good elements to it. The cinematography and special effects are pretty good and the buildup to the ending is phenomenal. The main problem I have with this film is that a lot of scenes tend drag on and that the main character Dan is very unlikable. (Also his afair with Ellie makes certain scenes extremely uncomfortable.)

TRIVIA:

The trio of masks seen in Season of the Witch are known as the " The Halloween III " a reference to the film's title.

The masks seen in Season of the Witch have made multiple cameos throughout the Halloween franchise.

A commercial for the original Halloween is seen on a bar television in Season of the Witch. The narrator refers to the movie as an immortal classic.

The yellowish goop seen admitting from the Android's mouths was actually frozen orange juice.

At the end of the day I can still see why people regard Halloween III Season of The Witch as a cult classic.

#halloween #season of the witch #Halloween 3 #silver Shamrock #horror movie #movie review #the Halloween movie without Michael Myers #Spotify

[slasherbaby]

YEEEESSSS!!!! I would love a match up! Slashers I'm most familiar with but literally anybody you think works is fine I'm excited by the concept!

Meg, she/her

I am 5'4" and extremely aggresive yet the sweetest nicest person. Only gets aggresive and intimidating when necessary like to keep creeps away or to protect my friends. But any other time I'm a bit of an airhead. Get distracted by looking at the world a lot. Love cute things and cooking. My fashion changes based on how I feel often cute dresses with a hat with a pokeball pin on it. Vintage or very kawaii. Or a complete dapper suit and ultra elegant sexy dresses. Depends how I feel but it's hot rn so usually cute dresses. Fashion is a huge hobby and I'm usually found in old markets diving through used clothes piles.

Very independent and bright. I like to think I'm a very kind and giving person. I give everything for friends and family often too much tbh at times I struggle with that. Imaginative and resourceful I love making things. Cooking, baking, diy projects. Writing and watching movies constantly. I love to sing and am quite proud of my singing voice I've worked very hard on it.

I'm indigenous, tan skin, very short hair in a pixie cut, large round gold glasses. Usually wearing a flower in some way. Can strut in heels like nobodies business. I'm very well endowed and curvy. Confident and love uplifting others. Not easily hurt or swayed as I worked very hard on my self esteem.

Very cuddly and love affection. Also giving it.

Not sure what else to say this is getting pretty long, so sorry if I made this difficult lol

Yesss I got so excited when I saw this! I love how long it was- the only difficult part was choosing which slasher to pair with you! I was stuck between Lester, Brahms, and Jason! Ultimately, I chose Jason ♡

I’d match you with Jason!

He would love it when you sing, especially if you two are cuddled up, his head in your lap, with you singing to him. Jason’s a tough guy, but he also loves very hard. He’d definitely always bring you wildflowers, and once he warms up, he’ll hand you all but one, and then tuck the last one behind your ear. If you’re sneaky about it, you could probably manage to do the same to him. Either tucked into the strap of his mask or behind his ear. He’d keep it on all day, pretending like he ‘didn’t notice’ he was wearing it, but secretly it would make his heart warm whenever he remembered it, because it would remind him of you.

Jason would be worried about you getting hurt or lost when he’s not around, especially since you get distracted easily. He doesn't see your kindness as a weakness, but he also knows it would do little to help if anyone wanted to hurt you, or if you fell and got hurt while alone in the woods. At first, he’d feel very overprotective of you, especially because you stand at 5’4 and in comparison to his 6'5, you're tiny. He’d be very concerned that you wouldn’t be able to protect yourself- he’s over a foot taller than you, after all. What if something happened while he was gone and he wasn't able to do anything to help you?

He gets over this very quickly, however, after he sees your aggressive side come out. Jason never really had anyone stand up for him when he was being bullied as a child, so seeing how you would do a lot to protect your friends? It would make his water-logged heart melt. Also seeing this would make him realize and respect that you can protect yourself. Honestly he probably falls in love with you right then and there, watching how you turn from the sweet, adorable person he knows to defensive and protective when needed. After that, he wouldn’t have any second thoughts when you two are apart.

While he doesn’t have much variety in his closet, he’d love the way you dress and how your style changes. If you came to his cabin in a fancy outfit (either suit or dress) he’d probably just die from how amazing you look. He may not outwardly show it, but he would definitely take the time to look over you, noting the different ways you express yourself through fashion. Jason wouldn’t want to join you when you go to old markets, he rarely leaves the woods after all. But he’d 100% adore it when you came back with bundles of new clothes, bonus points if you give him a little fashion show.

Jason may not seem like he’s sensitive, but he’d be very wary/not want to take off his mask in front of you for a while. He’d also be apprehensive to show you physical affection at first. You’re gorgeous, first of all. Second of all, he can lift a car off the ground without breaking a sweat. The last thing he wants is to hurt you, or scare you away.

He doesn’t think he has a low self-esteem, but that's mostly because he's been living in the woods almost all his life. He can protect you, keep you safe, get stuff off of the top cabinet for you- hell, the man would build you another cabin if you asked! But the things that don’t require brute strength? Like kissing, holding hands, and cuddling? He doesn’t think it’s possible for him to do them.

With your confidence and uplifting personality, you’d really help him ‘come out of his shell’ so to speak. It might take a long while for him to actually take off his mask, and even when he does, it would only be for a few minutes or when you two go to bed, but he’d definitely get more comfortable with physical affection. Maybe not outright seeking it out (at least not at first), but he would be more than happy when you sought him out for cuddles, or held his hand when you two went for walks. You trusting him would honestly make all the difference in his self-esteem.

You would probably end up introducing Jason to a lot of movies, but just be aware you’d need to bring a projector or movie player of some sort to be able to watch them. He would start off super apprehensive, but eventually cuddling up and watching a new flick with you would become one of his favorite times of the day.

NSFT under the cut!

If you’re into sex, just be wary that he’d treat you like you're made of glass at first. He’s never had sex before, so the main thing he’d be worried about is hurting you by accident, or not being able to fully satisfy you. Remember, he’s self-conscious. Especially about his looks.

I don’t think he’d be into rough stuff, or at least him being rough with you. He cares about you too much to even think about you in pain, let alone get off on it (even if you tell him that you’d enjoy it, it would only make him uncomfortable).

You would have to make the first move, after a while of the two of you dating. His favorite position would be you riding him. He would adore being able to see you fully as the two of you make love, especially so that he could run his hands all over your body. For such a big guy, he’s extremely soft in bed. His touch is never harsh or rough, and he loves worshiping you.

He’d desperately want to hold you close to him afterwards, or vice versa. He’s not opposed to being the little spoon, or being held. In fact, he loves it. You two may have to adjust your positions a bit because of the height difference, but it would make him feel so loved and comforted.

If you aren’t into sex, that’s perfect too! He would never made you feel pressured to do anything you don't want to do. Just having you by his side is more than enough for him.

#im so sorry for the long wait!! #this was so much fun to do- i really hope you enjoy!! <3 <3 #i also hope i didnt make jason seem very ooc #i just see him as misunderstood and a bit of a softie under his hard exterior #slasher matchups #matchups #mask-knife #nsft #jason voorhees #babywrites #babymatchups

[hitchell-mope]

Penguin vs penguin vs penguin vs penguin

Now this is just my two pennies. But. A reason I quite like how colin looks in the batman trailer is because of how different it is compared to the previous live action incarnation of the penguins. And yeah I know some where hoping for the dapper mr fanservice that Oswald was in Gotham. But to me it’s perfectly natural for him to look like that. Each incarnation is different then the one before it.

1966

1992

2014-2019

2021

They all look very different to each other as you can see. First one is almost cartoonish. Second wouldn’t look out of place in a slasher movie. Third is the most human, even with the prosthetic nose, and honestly the most dangerous. Fourth is older and kind of a cross between one and two to be honest. Not every iterations gonna be attractive you know. And I for one absolutely love they aren’t relying on looks this time. It’s just a really refreshing change of pace.

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Possessive Protection

Possessive Protection

“This...This is wrong…”

Connie whispered that to herself as she stepped back, fear and confusion on her face. Holding her broken arm.

“This is so wrong..”

In front of her stood a familiar face, body, build, and damaged attire; a familiar visage all around.

A usually heart-skipping, cheek redding visage. One of charm and a dapper style. A visage that haunted her dreams in the most pleasant ways..

This was not the same, nowhere near it.

Despite the form, the differences were far too prominent. It was ghastly, it’s ‘Steveny’ shape flickering like a flame, ready to burn everything and it was violet.

So violet and viscous.

The purple imposter didn’t look at her at all, his..

It’s attention on the bull-like demon who was slowly getting up after being rammed through a pillar by the purple devil.  

“That’s it, rise to your feet. Regenerative bastard”

 The slasher grin on his 'Steveny' face and the blow horn pitch put her on edge, as the Minotaur snarled towards the devil, fear in its throat as the purple devil gilded forward. With a roar, the Minotaur charged forward it’s  red eyes promising death, each step cracking the tiles underneath them.It stuck forward with a punch towards the devil, it’s fist as big as the devils skull.

On instinct, Connie was prepared to scream in concern.

Only for the sound of ripping flesh to steal that worry for his well-being and replace it with fear of his abilities, as the purple Steven tore the forearm of the minotaur from its body..Before knocking the minotaur across the skull and onto its face,in front of his feet

With said arm..

“Now, a lesson to share to those in hell “ The devil teased, before bringing the limb down the minotaur skull again, like a goddamn mallet. A sickening smash of flesh resounding in the concert hall. He lifted the limb high with a frown.

“Do not…"

and brought it down again…

"Ever.."

And again

"Touch what…"

and again

"Belongs to me!"

The violent, violet demon continued to crack the minotaur head with ruthless abandon, in a pure frenzy. Each strike harder than the last. Bone and smashed flesh scattered along the walls as he beat the long silenced monster. He didn't stop until he felt Connie grabbed his waist.

"Stop, Steven! Please!"

He looked back at her with a bit of a glare. 

"Steven?" He tossed the limb aside carelessly, allowing it and the Minotaur body to fade away in a black smoke leaving a gem.

His cold, slithering voice caused her to step back, chilling her heart. So different from the pleasing tone of her beloved partner.

 Facing him face to face, staring at his dead black eyes and dark purple pupils froze her spine and stole her breath.

"I guess that's not completely wrong."  He chuckled. Looking at her holding her arm, he stalked towards her.

"You're hurt, boon."

"Boon?" Connie inquired trying to push down her fear as she stepped back. She soon found herself between a pillar and the violet demon. She shivered as he moved his face close to her neck breathing in her fright with a teasing chuckle.

"Who are you?" 

He smirked at the steel in her voice. "Me?..I'm what 'he' hides from you, my boon." 

She trembled as he lifted his hand to her chin and ran his thumb across her bottom lip.

'So cold like the arctic, It feels as if I'll freeze to death staying by him.'

She moved her face away from his grip, sneering at the doppleganger. "What do you mean, 'you are what he hides?' "

His eyes narrowed as he gripped her chin tightly. "Hey now, You should be appreciative to me, fledgling. I did save your ass…" He smirked as he looked her up and down, lingering at her hips a bit. "Cute as it is."

*WHAP!* 

The sound of Connie slapping the demon reverberated against the hall.

"Disgusting Demon!" She roared, her eyes blazing in anger. "I don't know who you think you are to speak to me like that, but you are NOT MY STEVEN!"

He laughed cruelly but respectfully, licking the blood off his lip.  "Ooh, I understand why he's so taken with you .That beautiful blazing spirit to match that body….You're definitely worthy to be my boon." Giving her a hungry grin, he kissed her deeply.

Connie screamed through the kiss before pushing the purple beast back with both arms.  

"Bastard!" She swung a fist at the devil who dodged the blow. She attacked again with her left, recently healed, fist only to have him  grab her hand and pull her close 

Black eyes met violet, fiery rage met possessive obsession.

"Is that how you treat someone who healed you? That's fine, it makes me want you m-"

The purple demon voice started to strain as he backed up. Pain on his face as his hands gripped his head and the purple began to flicker and dim.

"HOW DARE YOU!?" The familiar voice of the Steven she knew, ranged out of the demon. "YOU DARE TO DISRESPECT HER!?" 

"I protected and healed her in your stead HUMAN! HOW I take my reward from my boon, my property, is my business...Besides it's not like you don't feel the same way!." 

Connie could only watch shocked, fear and embarrassment on her face as the purple demon fell to the floor on all fours, clawing at the marble scarring it like a jagged knife as he argued in agonizing pain with himself.

"SHUT UP!"

"It's true!!"

"Get out!!"

"You lust for her!"

"I SAID LEAVE, VIOLET!"

Connie covered her mouth as she watched Steven lift his head and thundered out as he clawed his face, ripping the purple flame off his visage and tossing it to the side. 

"S-S-Steven?" Connie cautioned as she took a step forward,  seeing him back to normal, breathing hard on all fours, quivering a bit.

"My..My lady." 

That voice as tired and broken as it was shook her heart as it always did...Connie took a step forward only for Steven to raise his hand.

"Hold on, My lady." Steven grunted as he turned to the purple flames watching it form to a ghostly purple spectre of himself. 

"Violet." His voice was full of hate as he stood in front of Connie protectively. 

“Steven" Violet responded as his translucent and ghostly figure  floated in place, a smirk on his face. "What do you think you're doing?" He pointed his finger tauntingly. “I know you don't think you're gonna keep me from My Boon in some misguided act of protecting her."

"There's nothing misguided about keeping My Lady safe...Especially from the likes of you."  Steven stood in a low stance, his hands in front of his chest in a clawed stance. 

"Don't you mean...'Likes of ME?" Violet grinned, his purple eyes staring straight into Steven's pink ones, before taking one glance at the witch among them. "We're one in the same, My boon."

"Stop talking to.."

"Are you serious?" Connie watched Steven's shoulder tensed ever so lightly. "Steven?"

"I'm his truest, darkest feelings made sentient and given form...You can call me Violet, My Boon."

"SHE ISN'T YOUR BOON!!"

"But she's your 'Lady'? Possessive, aren't we…"

Steven growled ready to strike, when a calming hand rested on his shoulder.

"Steven…"

Steven turned to look at Connie, a flash of shame in his eyes, before turning forward. He breathed deeply and relaxed his stance. "Come on Violet, enough playing." His glare stood as he held out his hand.

Violet kissed his teeth."'What do you mean? No games are being played."

"What's your objective here then, What are you trying to accomplish?"

"....You are useless..as a familiar" Violet growled " You fail at protecting our possession far too often., I refuse to trust you with My boon…:

Steven didn't say anything in response. His fist clenched in anger as his other words hit his heart.

"He protects me just fine, Monster." Connie spoke from behind her Steven, staring defiant at Violet as she stood beside her partner

"As long as I'm present, yes." Violet retorted " All those victories, all those rescues..They could have never been achieved without darker designs. Without me being present, Boon."

"I'm just as capable without you." Steven answered as he cracked his fingers.

"Allowing something to break our things shows capability?!" 

"How about you stop talking as If I’m an object." Connie Intervened, the crest on her wrist glowing. 

"You are!" Violet barked "You are my Boon, Meant to benefit me and enrich my life for my protection power and service.. That's the basis of our contract.!"

"Is that so." She smirked as she thought of what Violet just stated. "Then fulfill your part of the deal Violet and heed my command. RETURN TO STEVEN!"

Before Violet could fathom what was going on, he found himself being pulled towards his more benevolent half. He couldn't  fight it for long at all.. Her command was absolute and felt the need to see it through right down to his core..The need to get her favor.

He hated it, the feeling of being controlled even by her, the lack of freedom annoyed him. At the same time, it made Violet that more obsessive over his boon. Unlike Steven, who wants an equal love with the witch, he would be happy with her completely submitting to him, to stay untainted by unworthy hands. 

To remain his Boon and only touched by him.

"Remember,..I AM HIS THOUGHTS GIVEN FORM, MY BOON! EVERYTHING I SAID. EVERYTHING I DID. HE HAS THE SAME CAPACITY AS WELL!"

Violet gave a howling laugh as he was pulled towards Steven fading out of sight. 

Steven grunted and shook his head, the feeling of rejoining with Violet in such away was a new experience, a worryingly one as well. His confrontations with Violet had never been in the waking world until now. He didn't  have time to think it over as He felt two arms wrapped around him and a head on his chest. 

" My. My lady-I-"

"You're warm.." She gripped the back of his ripped shirt and smothered her face in his mid. "Stars above, you're so warm….It's a lively warmth." 

Steven could only hold her back as she began to quiver and his shirt began to dampen.

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