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#david headcannon
speirslore · 3 months
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band of brothers: types of kisses hc
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(a/n: sorry this is so long… i tried to include a lot of easy company... but if your fav isn't here, please just send an ask and i'll add them!)
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[dick winters]
cautious kisses
dick does not like pda only because he's extremely private and wants your relationship to be for the two of you only... no matter how nosy nix is
but there still are occasional kisses to your cheek when he’s more relaxed in front of other officers
he's tender and careful too; dick is always cupping your face, a thumb brushing across your cheek or brushing hair away from your face
dick is always very gentle and a little unsure at times
especially at the beginning of your relationship, he feels incredibly inexperienced, or at the very least, out of practice
he’s very okay with you taking the lead when kissing because he doesn't want to do anything wrong
dick is tentative and private but very into it... it's a good thing he has an insane amount self discipline because otherwise he would be kissing you 24/7
[lewis nixon]
speaking of self discipline… lew does have it but he also chooses to ignore it most of the time, if he wants to kiss you then he's going to kiss you
so many morning kisses
honestly just anytime in bed because lew plays fast and loose with 'morning' and sleep cycles
absolutely never wants to get up, has to be coaxed with a lot of kisses and cuddling, it is a huge ordeal
he always kisses with some degree of mess, a little uncontrolled, perhaps a little desperate
a lot of sudden kisses too like you think you're safe and then boom he’s all of the sudden in the room, pulling you towards him
will take advantage of any opportunity no matter how small... does he have any shame? (no, not really)
lew does shockingly get a little shy sometimes about pda though
“i don’t want to rub it in their faces…" he'll insist, "y'know... what they don’t have”
sureeee... the blush on his cheeks says otherwise though
[carwood lipton]
carwood's speciality is definitely comforting kisses
lip is always paying attention to you and what you need and how you feel and that extends to physical affection
always wants you to feel okay, better than okay, great
and if a kiss can make you feel better then he’s more than willing to oblige
affection between the two of you is every casual and common, always kissing, holding hands, some sort of physical touch
constantly smiling in between kisses
he’s just that happy and loves you so much
but the comforting kisses & affection goes both ways
kissing the stress and worry away from his face and tracing his scar with your thumb before kissing it gently, your noses almost touching after you pull away to catch your breath, the two of you wearing twin smiles
and whenever you say goodbye or reunite, you both try not to make a scene, but it's always a little bit of a scene tbh... like having to be without carwood's kisses for a week is basically criminal
all the other men think it's extremely cute though, don't worry
[ron speirs]
stolen kisses (haha)
even his kisses are stolen!
he will always come out of nowhere and will always find time for a smooch
every time you think surely ron isn't in this area, he's supposed to be somewhere else, he's not in this building... you are proven wrong
is incredibly good at carving out time to see you... and finding private places for the two of you
like he's definitely scoped a few places out before he goes to find you
one time you were in his office kissing and someone knocked on the door and he huffs and pouts because he has to break away from you, even if it's only for a second- he's not happy about it
ron barks out, “not now," before returning to you will a warm, soft smile
heavy on kisses instead of words
ron is very physical...whenever you finally pull away from a kiss... you can always see things/emotions in his eyes that you know he's not ready to say yet and finds difficult to articulate
[don malarkey]
soooo many shy kisses
okay yes, don is kind of unhinged (stealing a motorcycle, drinking methanol, etc) but not with relationships... like flirting?? kissing??
he's still incredibly enthusiastic about your relationship... very much so
but he gets really shy around you, especially with kissing
turns beet red so easily, like you love kissing him and pulling away to see him blushing all the way up to the tips of his ears <3
it's just so fun and he's having a great time... and don cannot hide his emotions or what he’s thinking so whatever he's thinking always comes out when you're kissing
"god, you're beautiful. you should bring this dress to paris when we go next weekend. oh- y'know what, skip still owes me that $40 i lent him. i really need that for next week's pass so-"
"don," you interrupt gently, brushing a hand across his jaw
he'll blush and smile sheepishly, "right, i'm shutting up, back to kissing..."
he's shy yet so excited and wants to do everything right, willing to learn and wants to learn, and just wants his inner emotions and love for you translate with physical affection
and it definitely does! don is extremely endearing and you love him for it
[joe toye]
joe's kisses are always very intense
his eye contact, his touch, his raspy voice… everything is intense in the best way possible
his hands already feel like fire, so warm against your own skin
he loves just laying next to you in bed, just observing you and taking it all in
his passion definitely goes along with the intensity
he's also extremely private about affection with you, just because it means so much to him
tends to get vulnerable and emotional very easily
and really likes pillow talk and just listening to your voice, your stories, and your perspective
he likes your reassurance too, your love, he's never felt anything like this before
so whenever he can manage to have free time alone with you, he's always savoring it
joe could kiss you for hours, he truly loves taking it all in, going slow, and savoring the time you have together
[george luz]
late night kisses are a staple for the two of you
george gets so excited being with you he doesn't want to sleep
the biggest sleepover vibes
like you both very seriously decide to go to bed but then george says something funny or does his dike impression and then you both start laughing and talking again
and kissing again, sometimes the impressions are so good you have to reward him
you guys have a lot of late nights because of this
also do kisses for warmth and sharing body heat count?
huddling in a foxhole together, in the thick of it together, like yes they don't have much food, supplies, or ammo but george is not going to let them take kisses away from him too
oh my god, laughing in between kisses
sometimes he really can’t take himself that seriously
george is like don and gets very excited
he just feels so lucky to have you and has to kiss you accordingly
kissing you and just being with you can make him a little emotional… a happy little high
cigarettes have nothing on you and your kisses!
[babe heffron]
babe is kind of like a baby deer, he's a little clumsy and sometimes unsure but he's definitely got the spirit
he is confident but he does tend to second guess himself when it comes to you, he just doesn't want to mess anything up.
like what if he uses too much tongue or he headbutts you on accident... he's just overthinking it
and sometimes you just have to grab his arm and pull him toward you and kiss him yourself
when you're alone, babe lovesss laying on your chest letting you run your fingers through his hair and kissing his forehead... but don't tell anyone
jk he doesn't care if anyone knows (and they absolutely do know)
and the guys can't even tease him that hard about it, that's much everyone loves babe... they're just happy for him tbh
babe definitely gets a little needy sometimes like where’s his daily kiss allotment :(
and he can get clingy... will 100% wrap his arms around, you pressing kisses to your neck and shoulder just because he hasn't seen you that much today
[eugene roe]
tired kisses are a doc roe staple
poor eugene, he's exhausted and jaded... a lot of the time… and the rest of the company gives the two of you space as often as they can because they know how much your presence helps him
tired kisses as in he is putting in effort but his lips don't move as fast or as needy
he's more languid and calm, and it's very enticing
forehead kisses too omg
he lovesss when you kiss his forehead; pull him against your body, your chest, your arms and he feels safe and secure
he likes kissing the top of your head too, his nose in the crown of your hair while murmuring something in french
you catch various words in french that after spending so much time with gene you can understand now
like mon ange, mon amour, ma moitié (my better half? sobbing)
your presence is so grounding for him and makes him feel more normal, like he's not constantly surrounded by death and pain
you make him feel like he doesn't have to be constantly on edge, like he can take his helmet off and not be on alert, like he hasn't totally lost himself in his job... your kisses are so grounding for him
[buck compton]
a lot of reassuring kisses
like sometimes he just has to kiss the worry off of your face
and vice versa, towards the end of the war it's not even just kisses but your presence and touch alone become extremely reassuring for him
but also... buck can be so cocky sometimes, he loves showing you off
you secretly (not so secretly) love it... like sorry it's hot
like once when the two of you were at a pub in england... he's gambling, he's drinking, he's smoking, and ofc he's kissing you!
what else is he supposed to do when he wins at darts or cards... come on
the guys hype him up and just hide their jealousy because you and buck very often seem like relationship goals
he's always touching you, like usually has a firm grip around your waist
always laughing together, everything you do together automatically seems so intimate
like in a room with the other guys... they do feel like they're intruding
just because you and buck are in the corner laughing and talking together, the love and intimacy feels like it takes over the entire room
it's just so passionate and obvious he's head over heels and that definitely comes across in his kisses
[joe liebgott]
joe's kisses strike me as tender but demanding and needy at the same time
he's a taker.... but also a giver so it evens out
some very, very eager kisses
like pushing you up against a wall, hand sliding up your thigh and mouth working down your neck...
joe is a great multitasker!
accidentally bites your lip once, it wasn't that hard or anything but he went bright red and was apologizing profusely, but also was like, "did you like it though..."
(you did but...)
bottom line is joe's just a tiny bit feral around you at all times honestly
you never know when he’s going to pull you into his lap and kiss you and you both loveeee when you sit on his lap
the men are very used to it by now
he also likes living on the edge, like who cares if the patrol's supposed to be back any minute now and could walk in at any time?
messy kisses like his mouth is just everywhere basically, he wastes absolutely no time
he is so noisy: whines, groans, moans, laughs, you get everything with joe
also loves when you tug and pull on his hair while kissing, he specifically requests it
but joe can also get incredibly soft and sweet and tender but that's strictly for your eyes only... he has a reputation to uphold ofc
he totally blows you kisses whenever one of you leaves the room... it starts ironically but now he really does enjoy doing it
[david webster]
oh david is just so romantic
like definitely over the top romantic... it's so serious to him
he's read enough (a lot) romance novels and craves that book and movie worthy relationship and love
his life IS a victorian romance novel and he will act accordingly
everyone else thinks it's incredibly cheesy but you think it’s really cute
it means so much passion whenever he's talking about you, talking to you, kissing you, etc
he's always trying to think of the right words to say and you’re like “david, just kiss me please”
ofc he obliges and he is very good at it
his touch is just always so tender, you can feel the passion and love through his kisses
he's a little hesitant sometimes, starts off slow but it's extremely easy to get him worked up and make him lose some of that self control that he works so hard to maintain and portray
[floyd talbert]
confident kisses
yeah... yeah, what more is there to say
floyd just has a way (from a lot of practice) with his mouth
he's also very attentive and is always surveying how you're reacting and feeling, always wants to make you feel good and lovesss watching your reactions
he loves when you make noises of surprise or pleasure, he always ends up grinning into your kiss, he just thinks it's sooo cute
however i do think the more serious your relationship gets and the more feelings that are attached, the more likely he gets nervous... just a little bit
but that's more with relationship things
the kissing he has down pat for sure
takes the lead, cups your cheek, always knows what to do with his hands and the perfect the angle to tilt his head
will sometimes stop super close to your lips and just grin, teasing kisses
floyd loves having all of your attention to himself, when you loop your arms around his neck, when your lips are on his face, when you're talking quietly only for him to hear, when you're the only one that actually calls him floyd, ugh he just melts
[shifty powers]
shifty is the absolute king of gentle kisses
like so so shy
especially at the beginning of your relationship, you definitely have to kiss him first and initiate everything
he's so scared of reading the moment wrong and messing everything up
which you always reassure him that he won't
he has literally the entire company hyping him up, they've been waiting for y'all to get together for basically years now
but once he's more comfortable, he's always wrapping his arms around you, smiling, and kissing you freely
he struggles to articulate all love and emotions he's feeling but you still love listening to him talk about it
he just blurts out "i love you so much" one day after kissing, when you're laying in bed in austria
and he immediately looks terrified, not that he regrets what he said because he most certainly means it, but he doesn't know what you're going to say
but it's only a few seconds before you grin and throw your arms around him, "i love you too," you mutter before kissing him, a little more intense, and with a little more fervor than your usual kisses
[bill guarnere]
his nick name of wild bill definitely applies to his kissing style
absolutely wild
sometimes borderline unhinged
especially if he's been drinking or partying
but also... if it's the two of you alone, having a mellow morning or night, bill does get soft
the other guys aren't even surprised by that, they know he has a soft and gentle side to him, they can see it whenever you're with him
bill is sporting a basically permanent smile while watching you
trying to burn the visual of you into his brain so he can keep it forever
his kisses are encapsulating and very distracting
he hates seeing you upset or stressed and he uses kisses and physical affection to help
loves holding you and being the big spoon
and you love it too
it's soooo comforting
and it's never easy to not be constantly reminded that you're in the middle of a war, about to jump into france, etc, but with him, his firm arms around you, it's a little easier to forget
[chuck grant]
chuck strikes me as very confident, kind of like tab
he just wants to appreciate you!
and shower you with love
he will never run out of ways and words to compliment you
he's been admiring you from afar for sooo long, now that your in his arms it feels incredibly surreal
his kisses are always firm and secure
and chuck really likes when you take the lead and take what you want from him
being away from you always stirs something extremely confident and desperate in him
really enjoys holding your hand
always having physical contact with you, that's a necessity
ooo... he loves having a hand on your thigh
especially if he can sneak it under the table during dinner or a meeting
just his hand sliding up and down, gripping and then releasing, and then looking at his innocent yet knowing smile...
that definitely leads to some intense kisses, your hands running through his hair, hand cupping his jawline, you leading the show
he lovesss getting a reaction from you
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little2nerdy · 7 days
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we know abby has seen some really terrible injuries during her time with the foxes/aftermath of spending time with the ravens so she saw jean and was somewhat prepared, but i can imagine the nurses/doctors/trainers for the trojans being absolutely appalled, driven to drink levels of disturbed by seeing jean’s medical records/x-rays/scars. like i can just imagine the coaches and team staff getting together to compare notes on jean and realizing how far into the deep end they were thrown (they’re all cursing kevin day and wymack, and jeremy a little)
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tommytomatoe · 4 days
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i saw on tiktok people saying they thought babe’s character was boring, and they’re not wrong.
hear me out.
compared to the other listeners, babe has no personality. let’s focus in on the shaw-pack listeners exclusively. angel’s a hyper-active, childish character, sweetheart’s a hard working detective, darlin‘s got a whole past that took 3 videos to cover. compared to the rest, we know almost nothing about babe. there was an earlier video when asher talked about their work struggles but that was it. that’s all we know about them; they’re a semi workaholic.
and while it does suck because there’s not a lot of development for us to follow with them, i don’t fully hate it. it gives us as creatives a lot of leeway on how we want babe, or other listeners to be. whenever characters have too much personality, it can be hard to relate to them. i love the work and dedication we get from erik, and there’s a TON of characters and listeners he writes for so we’re bound to get a semi-boring one every now and then. so far, that’s how a lot of us view babe. they’re just someone to ride along with asher in his journey, never someone to take the wheel.
i hope in the future they can have a moment, like give babe the spotlight for a second. even if, for writings sake, it’s a babe and angel moment. there’s so much you can do with two humans navigating the supernatural world. use it!
TL;DR: babe has wasted potential and deserves a subplot of SOME kind.
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annahxredaxted · 4 months
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puhhhleasseeeeee David x Angel pregnancy headcannons 😫
NIYAHHHH HEYYY POOKIEE
of courseeee 🙇‍♀️
DAVID/ANGEL PREGNANCY HEADCANNONS
•afab reader— with gn pronouns
• pregnancy
david knew before they told him, he could smell it on them.
angel thought they were doing a good job hiding it before they told him.
after they did and noticed he was completely unfazed they were very concerned/confused
david was very excited but he was also nervous he’d be a bad dad.
very over-prepared, he started setting the nursery up maybe 3 weeks after they told him.
david will pass by things for babies in the store and discreetly put them in the cart, but when angel realizes he did they get all gushy and emotional.
very upset angel had so much morning sickness in the beginning, he would ache to see how much they were hurting.
HE WILL DELIVER TO EVERY SINGLE CRAVING!!
^ he does not care how stupid it may sound, if angel woke him up at 2am asking for beef fucking jerky you already know he’s up either in the kitchen or grabbing his car keys.
david rubs their belly all the time. sittings down? hand on the belly. in bed? belly rubs. in the car? belly.
david gets VERY upset if someone touches their belly/them at all if they don’t want to be touched.
^ will yell in the middle of a walmart/family gathering/in public etc,
foot massages, back massages, legs, back etc. if he can ease angels pain even a little bit he will not stop at mediocrity.
if angel is feeling insecure about their pregnancy body it actually makes david almost angry. not at them of course, but it’s the mentality of “your growing a kid, and you think i’m gonna be upset about a little more to love?”
david goes to every doctors, very attentive, asking a bunch of questions, writing things down, making sure angel does everything the doctor recommends.
^ he will and has cancelled meetings/ jobs to be at an appointment.
legitimately was panicking when their water broke, angel was just sitting there like: 🧍‍♂️.. while he was: 😱😧😦
he collected himself eventually to drive to the hospital
held their hand the whole time, he was a bit queasy by the end of it.
cried when baby shaw was born, held the baby close and did skin to skin almost immediately (like took his fucking shirt off)
he was scared to have sex for a while, he didn’t want to hurt angel, and they probably waited 4ish months, but even then he was extremely gentle.
in the beginning david refused to let angel get up when the baby cried
david cried when he had to go back to work for the first time since baby shaw.
spent the whole day after work with the baby(made dinner, did dishes etc with those things that wrap the baby to his chest)
•••
that’s all i got rn🤓🤓
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Can I request headcanons for Paul having a massive crush on the reader, please?
Yes of course!💜
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The first time he saw you was probably on the boardwalk. Something about you - whether it was your style, the way you treated others, the bright smile on your face - drew him in. He just didn't know that it was a crush. He just knew that a) he wanted you, and that b) he definitely did not want to kill you.
So, once he began to realise that there was something about you, he wanted to get close to you. He wanted to know who you were, what you were to him, and why you - someone he didn't even know - crossed his mind so often that the boys teased him relentlessly.
Because the boys did tease him. A lot. They realised that he had a crush on you long before the thought even crossed Paul's mind. Once Marko found out your name, they just teased him every single time he went off on his own. Whispered your name in his ear when he was asleep, just to see the confused look on his face. Even going so far as to talk about you as a future meal just to drive him up the walls.
After about three weeks of him just pining after you, somehow always showing up at the same places you went, you decided that you had enough. So, you went to him and asked him what his deal was.
Let's just say that he couldn't form a single coherent sentence. He was stambling, blushing, pushing his hair back to look relaxed - or cool, you weren't sure - fumbling around with a lighter when he tried to light a cigarette. He was a mess. Blushing, chuckling - honestly, he hadn't thought that you being so close would cause this to happen. He wasn't sure he disliked the feeling, though.
He was a mess, but a hot one , you had to give him that. So, for some reason - Paul can, to this day, not explain - you talked to him. You asked why he was following you, what he wanted, and eventually, the conversation turned friendly.
Paul was thrilled to find that you wanted to talk to him and was even more thrilled to realise that you really liked the same music. That you couldn't help but smile when the subject turned to something you were passionate about. That you really were real. And in front of him, talking to him and - was he really having a conversation with you? Yeah, he had it bad.
So, that one night turned into two. Three, then four. Every single night, Paul would look for you and meet with you, and every single night when he got home, he realised he liked you more and more.
He would learn what your favourite treats were and get them for you, leaving them by your window as a surprise.
Surprising you with dinner, just so he could spend more time with you.
Once he decides to trust you and let you in on the secret, things might get a bit weird for a while, but that's mainly because he is so enthusiastic.
He'd take you out on a romantic flight. Jumping of bridges, off of cliffs, hanging out at the top of the rollercoaster - eventhought he carts are very rapidly approaching and "Paul what are we still doing here, let's get the fuck off!" - it takes a while before the right amount of thrills during the flight has been established. He does want to make sure that you have a good time, and he would definitely prefer it if you didn't turn nauseous because of his idea of a romantic date.
Speaking off, he would consider a date at a bonfire romantic, as long as the bloodstains were sort of wiped away. The bloodstains themselves weren't that bothersome per se. It was mainly the ripped of body parts that might have ruined the mood. There were some discussions about that one, and both of you decided that a bonfire date would happen before his dinner.
He would give you a heart on Valentine's. A real one. He would think that it was the most romantic thing ever.
He is, without a doubt, absolutely madly in love with you and would do anything for you - literally anything.
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hott-brownn-sugarr · 1 month
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me when i make a random redacted post and it unexpectedly gets more than 20 likes
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generalkenobee · 10 months
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David:
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cumulo-stratus · 7 months
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BAU autism headcannons
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(GIF NOT MINE)
(male reader)
CW: possible swearing, mentions of meltdowns and overstimulation, lemme know if theres anything else!
A/N: sry i havent rly posted in a while, i started a school recently and its been a rly big change for me so ive just been emotionally/mentally exhausted like all the time, but i dont wanna abandon u guys so i decided i would get something up, even if its not super good, thanks for y’all’s understanding <3
i think both JJ and Emily would become sort of mothers to reader
(not that they werent already mothers to the rest of the team but reader especially)
like JJ would totally have a motherly instinct for readers needs (like a sort of spider sense)
like if your ever nervous about something being too much or being overwhelming, jj would kinds know this and either make arrangements for accommodations or make sure you know you dont have to go if you want to.
and like she definitely wold put herself in charge of keeping your safe foods stashed on the jet and at the office
emily is more of a mother in a protective way than jj is
like this girl will not hesitate at all to go off on someone for maybe being disrespected to about stimming your chair while thinking
or like if you dont want to shake a police officers hand when your being introduced, and you get dirty/weird looks for it, or anyone comments on it? BOOM this girl will stare at them with so much animosity they’ll be scared of her shes so hot oml
anyways i thinks he team would be super accepting of you, especially if you joined after reid like they would already have some experience with autism
and like if you weren’t ent comfortable telling anyone other than hotch(i feel like it would be like a in ur file thing idk how the government works tho) spencer would defo be able to tell and confront u privately abt it (our respectful king <3)
and if you are comfortable telling the team, everyone would be respectful
i think like rossi/gideon would be a little clueless but like trying their hardest
like rossi would have no idea what stimming is but understands that like you move in certain ways or make certain noises when ur excited
and like with all his money he wouldnt hesitate to spoil u with any fidget toy u need/want or like a rly nice weighted blanket (its insane how expensive those things are)
and like gideon despite his profound understanding of others (hope yall got that ;)) he wouldn’ t get why sometimes you dont feel like/cant talk but totally respects it
omg garcia is our autism ally QUEEN im telling you
always has a big basket of fidgets/stim toys sitting on her desk and when your having a rough day shell leave you a little goodie in a brightly colored and decorated bag
i firmly believe that she is the queen at finding brands with clothes that not only fits your style perfectly but is also sensory friendly
i think she would definitely say that if she never ended up working in the FBI she wouldve started a clothing shop for sensory friendly clothing/accessories
spencer would totallllyyyy be your best friend when it comes to being under-stimulated
he will totally info dump on you and vice-versa
spencer (like penlope) would totally recommend clothing brands that are sensory friendly, but sock brands in particular
and everyone makes fun of you for nerding out over everything
also spencer would definitely get in the habit of grabbing your hands in his when you start to pick a t your nails and cuticles
like he didnt even realize what he was doing the first time but now he does it without thinking about it and for the team its normal
“hey,” and he would gently grab your hands to stop you from picking at them
“sorry..”
”youve nothing to be sorry for” (with that little reid smile oml rf[osifjgturhv)
and i also firmly believe that morgan is the best people to go to if your having a meltdown
he would stop you from harmfully stimming
“hey sugar, unclench those pretty little hands for me. there we go… good job kid.” he would have the softest smile and voice
and when he takes your hands to stop you from hitting yourself his grip is rly firm but gentle
but hotch is the best to go to for when your overstimulated
like he would make sure you know his office is always a quiet place you can go to with out questions
and he would secretly have a stash of like stimm toys in his office that he stole from garcia
his couch is always open to you, especially like late at night if you are really tired his fatherly instincts will kick in and force you to come to his office for a break
he would would hand you and blanket and a stim toy
”sit. sleep”
thats all he would say in his cute little stern but actually caring voice <3
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makeithappenandreal · 2 months
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If Donna stayed as the Doctor's companion Part 4 you guys!:
Donna: calling the Doctor your majesty for so long after what happened with Queen Elizabeth he is tempted to jump out of TARDIS*
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Clara: I was told that this line was the best helpline in the universe
Doctor: *holds out TARDIS phone* Donna the phone is for you
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Doctor: This is my last regeneration
Clara: Help him...
meanwhile Donna would be:
Donna: *pulls a chair to sit and stares at the Doctor intensely*
Donna: regenerate. *walks away*
Doctor: ok. *Regenerates*
Clara: what the h..
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Clara: You have to kill Missy now or all this would be on you Doctor
Donna: Clara You can't just ask him to kill his situationship like that!
Donna: He turned emo last time he did that
Donna: I don't want the crossbrows moping on my floor while eating muffins
Donna: seriously just think of me before you say things like that
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Doctor: *plays Killer Queen while looking at Donna at the old arena*
Donna: hey missy want a friend to travel with
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River: *loves taking the TARDIS off when the Doctor is not inside but while Donna is so they can have escapades as she adores Donna*
Doctor throws a rant to Donna when he finds that out
Doctor: YOU WERE THERE WHEN SHE WED THE HYDROFLAX
Donna: Alright, listen she kinda wed to the diamond..
Doctor: OH BECAUSE THAT MAKES THINGS A LOT BETTER
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Doctor: *gives the confession dial to sisterhood* you know who to give it to
Sisterhood of Karn has to do a mass voting to decide if he meant his platonic soulmate Donna or frenemy soulmate Missy because he does not clarify
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graysnetwork · 1 year
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Can I request headcanons about Keegan in relationship with female reader? I feel like he's sooo clingy and romantic and he loves physical touch but he's not sure how to ask for cuddles so he's looking at his s/o with puppy eyes 🥺
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KEEGAN P. Russ headcannons
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Keegan likes to be with you, around you, anything to do with you. Even when u guys weren’t together he just kind of was near you
So dates with him end up being watching some movies or going out to dinner
If you guys aren’t living together yet, then he always arrives to your house with flowers
If you guys are living together, he tell you to get ready for the date and says he’ll be back, and then he brings you back flowers cause he like to be romantic with you
Keegan loves listening to you
You could be telling him off, be so angry with him and he’ll still be looking at you admiring your voice (he’d love it even more if you had an accent)
But when you guys are in arguments and your mad at him, he just stays quiet
He doesn’t like arguments or yelling at you, so when he is frustrated with you he talks to you about it.
But if he’s angry at you, he just leave the house and is gone for a couple of hours
It’s rare but that what he does. But if he’s mad at you out of jealousy, that is a whole different story.
He’s taking you home and fucking you until the sun begins to rise again
Anyways…😊
He also prefers not to talk about his work, he doesn’t like talking about it, because home is just the only place he gets a break from it so he doesn’t like talking about it or anything.
Unless you ask him something like “so how was work?” Right when he gets home, then he’ll just keep it brief and not talk about it again.
Keegan loves your scent, something about your perfume just warms him
He loves it when you wear his shirts cause your scent rubs off on them
also there would probably be a time where you met his team and invited them over for dinner and they were all very surprised at how he acted
he's like puty for you, he's so lovesick for you and the rest of his team was concerned he was sick because they'd never seen him so obedient
he was usually the one making orders, they were surprised to see him so do anything for you
(they talked about it nonstop and will never let him live it down)
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Keegan loves cuddling but he’s kind of awkward and doesn’t know how to ask you to cuddle with him
at first in your guy's relationship, he wouldn't say anything, he'd just wait for you to initiate
but now you've figured out his plea, he looks at you in a way.
his icy blue eyes, are so intimidating but when he gives you puppy eyes he looks anything but intimidating
he looks at you with his puppy eyes, and if you don't get it within a few minutes he either grabs you and puts you on your guy's shared bed or couch and just starts cuddling with you
or he'll start hugging you from behind, mumbling incoherent thing into the crook of your neck, and when you finally give in (it kinda goes like this)
"Okay Keegan what do you want?" you asked "do you want to cuddle?" he asked lifting up his head, smiling. "fine" you told him and he had a stupid smile on his face and carried you to your guy's bed
cuddling is his favorite thing to do with you, he does love taking you out to dinner, and getting you all kinds of gifts, and fucking you till dawn but cuddling with you takes 1st place always.
he just loves laying in bed with you, talking, or sitting in silence while he admires you
its his favorite pastime
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that's it (lemme know if you want nsfw 😏☺️)
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24kaicy · 11 months
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Headcannons
I think David color blind and no one notices. Sam knew cause David look at a green vegetable and said it was cyan color.
Darlin is deaf and when they don't wear there hearing aids. They closed their eyes so they don't listen to people.
David ,Sam ,babe ,honey and lasko has astigmatism. Lasko has it the worst.
David, Sam, lasko, and guy needs glasses. Guy wears contacts and honey was thrown off by seeing guy with his glasses.
David, Asher , Milo and tank got their first ear piercings together.
Milo is reason David knows how to his hair when it's natural.
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giantmushyfriend · 3 months
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Another GO headcanon/speculation to warm your heart this January
Since the announcement of Series 3 for our beloved Good Omens, the gears in this ol' brain have been turning. Because here's the deal: I love the idea that Aziraphale will have to give us a top-tier performance of the Apology dance, but I also like the idea that Crowley will request a favor he can call in at any time just for funsies. Aziraphale is inherently a little weary of this notion, but he ultimately agrees because, in the end, he loves Crowley and wants to show him that he is willing to do anything for him. And for a while, things just go back to normal. They handle the apocalypse, again, get their cottage in the South Downs, etc. Our ineffable husbands go about their days bickering and enjoying domestic bliss, and Aziraphale almost forgets about the favor his beloved demon has yet to call in. That is until they're back in the bookshop because, let's face it, Aziraphale won't be able to stay away from it for long, and Crowley is lounging on the couch while Aziraphale works (they sent Muriel to go hang out with Nina and Maggie). And like he's done in the past, Crowley decides it's about high time for a nap and decides it's time to call in that favor, resulting in something like;
"Angle," Crowley calls, tipping his head back to glance at the angel, where he's perched in his large, worn chair by his desk, looking over one of his newest bible misprints.
Aziraphale slides his reading glasses off of his nose and into the breast pocket of his button with an affectionate sigh, "Yes, my dear?"
"C'mere."
"Crowley, I'm working," the protest is half-hearted at best, and Crowley's mouths twitch up into a small smirk as Aziraphale carefully closes the book before twisting in his chair to look at the demon.
"Oi, none of that. You promised me a favor, angel, and I'm calling it in."
Aziraphale smiled fondly before rolling his eyes, and Crowley could swear he felt his heart melt a little.
I only ever want to see him smile like that, Crowley thought absently.
"Out of everything in the world- the universe, that an angel could offer you, you're using it for a cuddle?"
"Not JUST a cuddle, angel, I want a nap too." Crowley smiled, tipping his head back to summon Aziraphale closer.
"And you want me to hold you while you nap, I suppose?"
Crowley hummed in the affirmative, "Mmhmm, and I want you to read to me."
"Anything in particular, my love?"
"'Gimme something of Jane's, I wanna see if she can write as good as she can heist."
"How about a nice romance? Something to pair with your Richard Curtis pictures," Aziraphale stands before soothing out his trousers and beginning to search for where Muriel placed his Austen novels in their small reorganizing spree they took while he and Crowley were away getting settled in their cottage.
"No one calls them pictures anymore, Aziraphale, call 'em a movie for Gods-for Satan's- for somebody's sake," Crowley grumbled.
"Very well, is that a yes or a no for the romance?" Aziraphale asked as he located his newfound Austen section, his fingers grazing over the spine of his well-loved copy of Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility before pulling both off the shelf.
"Sure, a romance, sounds lovely. Just grab one and get over here, 'm cold."
"Dearest, you're always cold."
"'M a serpent, angel, I have no temperature control!" Crowley groused, wiggling down onto the sofa to make room for the angel. He levels a small glare at the edge of the narrow sofa before nodding in approval when it expands under his harsh gaze. "It's the middle of winter, 's why I keep a nice warm angel around."
Aziraphale felt his face flush, an odd aspect of the corporation that he'd never get used to. He strolled over to the now slightly larger couch before cupping Crowley's cheek, his heart stuttering when the demon nuzzled into the touch, "Would you like the heated blanket, love?"
Crowley nodded before Aziraphale grabbed it from the end of the couch. He didn't move to plug it in; he just hit the remote, and the blanket spurred into action. The angel then wiggled next to his demon, bringing the tartan blanket, much to Crowley's chagrin, up around the two of them. Crowley is quick to nuzzle his way into the angel's grasp, resting his head on the plush planes of his chest.
"Comfortable?" Aziraphale asks, one arm coming up to wrap around Crowley's shoulders before opening his older editions of Pride and Prejudice. Crowley hums, smiling softly when he feels a soft kiss pressed into his hairline. "Very well, my dear."
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Listen, I'm just a sucker for Aziraphale reading to Crowley as he naps (but so is half of the entire fandom, and Crowley, hence this post). Is this a way for me to write it? A little. It's just so soft and domestic, and I really want to see it in series 3. I understand that the ineffable husband's romance won't be the main storyline in s3, but I am frothing at the mouth for some domestic, fluffy, moments between the two of them before we have to say goodbye for good.
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luboy7rt · 5 days
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What Animal Team Ghosts Would Randomly Bring Home To You (Headcanons)
(Remember This is just what I (My headcanons), enjoy reading!)(Could be seen as Platonic, Romantic?) (GN Reader) (Elias, Hesh, Logan, Keegan, Merrick, and Kick)
Elias Walker: 
-  Elias has.. habits. He brings home a lot of different animals throughout the years, Riley being the permanent house/military dog.
- Elias has definitely brought home any animal he thinks needs rescuing, one day it will be a cat, the next a little bird, then next a little mouse that needed saving from a mousetrap. You cannot stop this man, he has a mission in just rescuing animals as a unsuspecting side gig to being a literal military commander. (I like to think he's a animal lover, even if it's a ‘secret’)
- You point out a stray dog or cat? That's his now, (if the animal will allow it and wants to come with), Hesh and Logan have gotten used to their father bringing home random animals “...Can we even keep that, Dad?” Hesh would ask every time if it was a random animal that shouldn't be a pet. “Why Not.” Would be Elias's answer every. Damn. Time. 
- Elias would also ensure to tell you, Hesh, Logan, to not touch the more aggressive or ‘spicy’ animals he brings home, basically makes sure you all respect the animals and ensure the animals wouldn't hurt you three.
- If any of the animals he brings home are ‘unfit’ To be around kids (yes, he still calls Hesh and Logan kids, and maybe even you too if you have that type of relationship) he would find a good animal shelter, sanctuary or a good home for the animal.
- Why do Hesh and Riley have a good relationship? Elias taught Hesh how to train Riley, ensuring that Hesh would always know Riley has his back, having Riley around brought a sense of security to Elias as he felt like his boys could be cared for by Riley even if he wasn't around.
- Elias would give a deep chuckle with a half smile as he walks through the front door, spotting you as he carried a small bird in his hands, he would offer a hello, and show you the small baby bird he was now keeping due to finding it injured in the driveway. 
- Basically most people go to this man when they find a random animal, because somehow Elias is always good at knowing what animal, the species and what the hell is wrong If there is something wrong. Everytime Elias is asked about his knowledge, “Documentaries are nice, you should watch them. Maybe then you can learn something for once” He would respond by accidentally being brutal. 
- “Do you feel comfortable? Or should I find a better home for this little guy?” Elias Would ask you, Hesh, and Logan every time he brings home a new random animal, the house has become a farm at this point. You want an animal? As long as you know how to care for it and it wants to or can be around? fine by Elias, do your research and show him you can care for it, and he'll make it happen.
- Yes, you have random animals cuddling up to you in the middle of the night, is it one of the cats? Or could it be the tortoise that Elias has had for years? Or maybe it was just Riley, you'll be in for a surprise if you left your door open.
David Hesh Walker: 
- Hesh would bring home lizards, just imagine him coming home with a few baby lizards in his arms, Riley having one on his snout with wide eyes.. the dog was very steady in slowly creeping behind Hesh as to not drop the little lizard across his snout and head.
- “Oh, Hey..! didn't realize you were home” Hesh would sheepishly admit, as he adjusted the lizards in his arms, trying to get them to stop climbing everywhere. “...Surprise..? No welcome home..? Alright”
- If you don't like the lizards? He'll put them back outside, leave a little bowl of water incase they need it.. Poor Riley would waddle after Hesh, having lizards all over him, trying to walk but being so careful not to hurt any of them.. Riley ends up bringing the lizards in the house, Hesh laughing if you freak out.
- If you do like lizards? He'll put one on your shoulder or head, bonk. There you go, you got your own little guy.
- Your house gets taken over by lizards, Hesh doesn't find it funny after he found one in the washroom at 2AM the next morning, if you have a fear of lizards? Good luck, you scream? Hesh will come to save you, but Riley likes the damn lizards and keeps bringing them inside accidently and it becomes a big mess. Hesh apologizes about fifty times for it.
- “..This might be a little problem” Hesh would mutter as you smack or elbow his stomach, he would wince a bit and be grumbley he couldn't ‘tame’ wild lizards like his father could, awkwardly rubbing his hair as he would pat your shoulder and promise to deal with it.
- It took three weeks. Three weeks to get all the lizards out of the house, and Hesh only kept one bigger lizard, which he built a cage for and now cares for as it had a small injury.
- He gives a soft smile, and a tilt of the head, like a 'I did it' face, in the end, you both are relieved that the lizards are no longer all over your home.
Logan Walker: 
- Logan brought home a large frog, well like a large overweight bullfrog, No questions asked, No answers given as he just plopped it in front of you. Like a silent, I brought you this.
- If you like the bullfrog? You can keep it, Logan would buy a big enclosure for her, and silently look proud of his work, he would feed, care and love this frog like it's his damn firstborn. Even takes photos to send to you, Elias, and Hesh. ‘Look at my frog. ignore she's a bit big, we are working on it'. Texts little updates about this frog every week.
- If he can't care for it? He’ll expect you to, please care for this man’s frog. You don't have to pick it up if you don't want to but feed her for him when he's away if you are still around the house.
- Logan would randomly just plop the frog on you (if you don't mind), frog on your head, frog on your shoulder, frog in your hands, frog on your stomach.. He would just randomly plop her on you, and smile. 
- If you don't like the frog, he will give her to Elias for safe keeping, willing to just visit his frog but wanting to keep the peace between you two.
- Logan likes frogs, if he finds one interesting enough he will just catch it to show it off to you, a rare smile playing on his lips as he lets the frog poke their head out of his hand to show you. Like Logan is quietly and silently asking if you love the frog as much as he does. If you don't, that's alright, he'll find something else to randomly bring you as presents.. Logan always gently puts the frogs he catches back where he finds them.
- Frog catching was definitely a hobby, one Hesh got him into when they were young children. Hesh may have 'forgotten' about the competition about frog catching between them but Logan would never. 
- Logan actually tries to start this competition with you, who could catch the most frogs? If you don't want to? That's alright, he'll show off the frogs from a decent way away. If you do? Get prepared to get dirty, this is war, mud was on both of your clothes, as you two had looked for frogs for hours and who do you think would win?
Keegan Russ:
- Keegan isn’t scared of many things in life, so when he brings home a large snake? Wrapped around his neck like it wouldn't hurt him, as he causally walks into the apartment, a wild snake around his neck.. You might be a bit hesitant as it's about 3AM, and Keegan just got home.. with a random big snake.
- Keegan gives a head nod as he put the snake down on the couch.. Like it wouldn't just slither off around the apartment, Keegan puts his hands on his hips, and glances at you before glancing back at the snake. “I have a pet.”
- Yeah, that's all he said to you, do you like snakes? If you are chill with it, Keegan's chill, Keegan will buy a large enclosure for the big guy and ensure he's well fed. 
- If you don't like snakes..? Or are scared of them, Keegan will ensure the snake is kept in a large enclosure, and wouldn't take him out around you. But he does keep him, and nurses the snake up to full health again.
- Keegan would slowly get the snake used to his and your presence, feeding him well so there was no accidents, slowly getting the snake used to you both and making sure to do a tad bit of research about this species to ensure he doesn't fuck up.
- “Put this on” Keegan would say with a straight face and a quiet chuckle as he put the large snake around your neck, his hand not leaving but staying between you and the snake's head, and would tease you if you were scared.. but if you got to scared he would take the snake back and keep him away from you. Keegan wouldn't apologize but would make it up to you for scaring you.
- You always see Keegan with this snake, attempting to scare either Logan or Hesh, whoever was closest to him, maybe even put the snake in Kick's bed, having had ensured the other man had no weapons to hurt Keegan's beloved snake... But also giving Kick the scare of his life.
Merrick: 
- Merrick brings home a small baby squirrel, holding her in his gloved palm, as she was covered in dirty rainwater, and oil. Merrick had just returned from a long mission, still wearing his gear as he accidentally woke you up at around 4AM.
- He would apologize quietly as if trying to make up for the fact he woke you up and asks you to start a little bath in the sink for the little squirrel.
- Merrick was a bit quieter in the morning, as he sat by the kitchen sink, not even taking off his gear, you both would gently clean off this baby squirrel.
- If you don't want to keep her, Merrick would be alright with that, very understanding as he would end up bringing her to a vet for them to figure out what to do.
- If you do want to keep her, Merrick would nod and do his best to ensure the squirrel would be happy and cared for. Merrick would pat your shoulder or head as a thank you, and find a nice spot to put the little squirrel, ends up just making a small bed in an old shoe box.
- Merrick ends up training the squirrel to bring him any amount of dollar bills, Merrick would grin when the squirrel would pass him a five dollar bill and give her lots of headsets and snacks. Merrick would give You a smug I told you I could do it look.
- You two end up having this squirrel for a long while, oh you're cooking something? Watch out Ms.Squirrelly might run past and try to steal your ingredients, you want five minutes alone in the shower, Squirrelly is outside the shower waiting for you, you leave the groceries out? Guess who ate them already. 
- Ms. Squirrelly is very loved by all, even if she does steal money. She's a little thief, but Merrick adores her, and yes he keeps that money to buy you or Ms.Squirrelly a nice gift. 
Kick: 
- When Kick walks Into the house carrying a goat, what do you do when it screams bloody murder when she sees you? Kick was very straight faced as he looked at you, holding her up as if to show you nothing bad happened.
- Kick stole a goat. Who knows where he got the poor girl from, Kick wouldn't give You any details, he just walks into the house and puts the goat down in the kitchen, asking her to shut up as he put a plate of fruit in front of her.
- When you ask what the hell, or why he just shrugged as explains he found her alone while doing a test fly with a helicopter, claiming he just found her and took her home.. He basically just kidnapped a goat from who knows where.
- Kick and the goat don't even get along, she will follow him and you around, but the moment shes alone with Kick? she screams, she just makes the worse screeching noises around him, like he hates this man.. But she doesn't leave even if You give her the chance to. 
- Yeah, the goat vibes with you, but it seems like Kick and her just despise each other, like if one of them are in a room, and the other walks in? One of them will end up leaving.
- Kick regretted taking the goat in, he dislikes loud things.. and this goat is loud, she hates him, and she makes sure to ‘tell’ Kick. Kick will look at you with a straight face.. every time, it just makes it funnier.
- You don’t really have much of a choice, unless it is necessary this goat won’t leave, Kick has tried. She just randomly pops back up in the backyard and you both have to keep her. 
- The only time Kick and this goat get along is when Kick gives her food or ‘fights’ her, play fighting a goat, basically Kick has ran out of ideas but it makes the goat shut up for a while.
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Wymack and Kevin headcanons
sad girl hours
Sometimes when Andrew and Neil are being annoying in the dorm and Kevin has a test coming up/ paper due he’ll go to Wymacks house. They’ll both sit quietly together at the kitchen table or on the couch
Wymack tears up the day Kevin leaves Palmetto and joins a pro team. He will never admit this, however, and says it was his allergies. (He’s very proud of his son)
Wymack helps Kevin pick out his apartment every time he moves
Kevin texts Wymack before the foxes play and Wymack texts Kevin before he plays
Every Christmas the two of them trade stories of Kayleigh. They’ll stand out on the patio together for privacy and they can hear the foxes inside the house laughing and talking
Kevin starts calling Wymack “Dad” eventually (then the rest of the og foxes start to as well and it frustrates Kevin. But Wymack knows what’s going on and that it’s different coming from Kevin)
Wymack slings his arm around Kevins shoulders every time they walk away from the court together. The press and fans love it (not as much as they do though)
Since Wymack has a job, he can’t go to every one of Kevin’s games anymore. He still makes sure to stream all of them. If the foxes have a game that night, he’ll listen to the radio stream of that game while he drives the bus.
They have family dinners sometimes (Abby will join them every now and then). It feels like they’re just a normal family without the Yakuza
Despite both of their lives practically revolving around exy, they make sure that’s not their entire relationship. Yes, they talk about it a lot, but they make sure to talk about and do other things too
When Kevin retires he starts coaching and Wymack is a teacher of sorts for him
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annahxredaxted · 3 months
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If haven't already done it, can you do darlin/sam pregnancy hcs (I beg of thee)🛐🛐
Sam/Darlin Pregnancy Headcannons
OF FUCKING COURSE
thanks for the ask anon🤍
afab darlin, still using Non-binary pronouns
Tw: pregnancy
Sam was scared of being a dad because of his abusive family
darlin was a little mad at David for PUTTING THEM on maternity leave.
^ They didn’t ask for maternity leave they didn’t bring it up David was like, “Alright bucko you like super Prego so like maybe go home, chat”
Sam would like to talk to their stomach super weirdly and they’ll slap his head away
like they’ll be deadass asleep and Sam is like
^ “hey there, I’ve been waiting for a chance to talk to you—“ *they don’t even open their eyes and slap his head away*
like he will debrief his ENTIRE day from start to finish to their belly.
^"Okay so today I woke up and-" to "then I went to bed"
like David- HE GETS ANGRY when people touch their stomach without explicit permission.
will throw hands.
Regarding cravings he will get them anything they want. he can hear their stomach growling and he gets nervous, but he keeps them fed.
He is at every ultrasound and they try their best to schedule them for a time at night
one time the Doctor's office didn't have any available nighttime slots and Sam cried
Woah Sam works in the nursery all the time, hand-built crib, also I hc Sam to know how to crochet so he made a mobile for above the crib, he built the changing table, he painted it, etc
the nursery color themes is like greens and yellows
Sam has a few of his old toys and he put them in the nursery so their baby can have them
darlin grabs baby clothes every time they go out. they cried once in a baby section because of those cringe baby shirts that are like "future cowboy" Sam was not having it Sam held his ground in the delivery room, holding their hand and talking them through it.
they went to the hospital around the due date because if it happened during the day they wanted Sam to be there
When baby Collins was born Sam bawled hysterically
he held the baby for a little bit before handing them to Darlin
They cried to (not just from the pain)
Sam wouldn't let them get up for a few weeks
William was more than happy to give Sam some time off and of course, David was as well
the pack made sure they didn't have to make dinner for like 3 weeks after baby Collins was born, they would order them food or bring stuff by
aww Sam reads the baby stories before bed, like huckleberry Finn or Oliver twist
he also sings the baby songs to calm them down
darlin' was feeling icky about their postpartum body and Sam almost cried when they said that
he definitely looked at them like they were stupid
he held them really close that night, kissing them all over and calling them beautiful and stuff
when the baby is hysterical they stop crying instantly when darlin or Sam picks them up, but if they get set down its immediate screaming
definitely waited more than six weeks for sex
thats all i got rn :)
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thestarwarslesbian · 5 months
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NCIS Headcannon (1)
Jimmy Palmer is the gossip man.
Everyone talks to him about anything and for advice. They know he doesn’t have people to talk to about it. BUT what they don’t know about is his series of diaries with anything the others have ever told him full of blackmail and things he wants to remember.
I can imagine that Jimmy has a photographic memory and pretends like he forgot and just has them written down for other peoples use.
I can picture Ducky walking in when Jimmy is updating the book and that would cause Ducky to give Palmer info on the others due to him also wanting all the blackmail.
Here’s a funny thing I did for it:
Gibbs: DiNozzo, tell me something. Tony: Palmer and Ducky once did an autopsy on a suspect when they were both extremely hungover, after having gone drinking with a navel aviator until 2 that morning. Jimmy, while walking by: Tony, kissed a photo of Gibbs when he was drunk because he thought that it was actually a photo of Ziva.
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