#disaster elves

[gardensofthemoon]

Written for an anonymous prompt on @silmkinkmeme. Thank you OP!

Title: Immortal Longings

Rating: Mature

Category: M/M

Pairing: Curufin/Finrod

Tags: Nargothrond, Epistolary, Prompt Fill, Humor, Established Relationship, Dirty Talk, Sexual Content, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Lingerie, Finrod’s famous g-string, too many unfortunate falcons, Non-Linear Narrative, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Canonical Silm Tragedy, this gets sad towards the end i'm sorry

Summary: An incomplete collection of letters, notes and gifts exchanged between Curufin and Finrod during the ten years of the Fëanorians’ stay in Nargothrond that survived the passing of centuries. Partially featuring commentary added by later readers.

Word count: 4779

Enjoy! 💌

#my writing #the silmarillion #silm fic #curufinrod #curufin/finrod #curufin #finrod felagund #epistolary #disaster elves #silmkinkmeme

[lazylittledragon]

the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it #he gives me extroverted introvert #being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though #he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters #also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me #what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

getting in a real crabbysulk about the jockification of celegorm. i think it's largely due to the modern status of hunter characters as invariably sporty non-intellectuals roughing it in the dirt, with hunting itself as a sort of extension to athletic competition. and it can definitely be that! but it can also be a huge extravagant political opportunity to schmooze around in pavilions with servants and rich food and nice clothes and hundreds of people all trying to impress someone important while looking their best on a horse in the most lavish showy harness imaginable. the secondary reason i think is the cause for celegorm being thrown under the himbus (himbo bus) is the desire, conscious or un, for him and curufin to fit the jock/nerd archetype. because curufin is marked out textually as conniving, and therefore intelligent, a perceived dichotomy is set up that can only be fulfilled by celegorm folding up into the role of brawny yes-man or the oft favored handsome and comical jock, who, naturally with neither interest nor capability for slyness, frees up the stage for curufin to play the smartypants manipulator or political mastermind. and this is the one that really gets me. because not only does it erase celegorm’s canonical traits (he’s politically-minded! he’s cunning! he’s nasty and quick-tempered and an active force within the architecture of multiple stories!), but it pushes aside a potentially compelling dynamic in favor of what’s expected. like give me a celegorm who’s the only son of fëanor to join the lambengolmor! give me a celegorm who creates new writing systems to translate canine folktales or transcribe birdsongs! give me a celegorm who’s just as clever and smarmy and obnoxious as curufin but knows how to sneak around without getting noticed! give me a celegorm and curufin who capitalize on peoples’ assumptions about which of them is the one to watch out for! give me nerd celegorm!!

#also it’s a valid pout that should be mentioned to say that himboizing celegorm effectively absolves him of accountability #for things he most definitely should be accountable for #brought to you by me #the silmarillion #celegorm #sad disaster boys (and co.) #the professor’s world #meta + analysis #elves elves elves #every day i wake up + get on my little soapbox

[artbyvampiraptor]

Drew a longboi Maedhros when he was young and cute

#maedhros #the silmarillion #it's been a while since i drew my boy #he's maybe too long but eh #maitimo #russandol #tolkien art #elves #noldor #image captured moments before disaster

[pangolinsandnewts]

A zombie, a ghost, and an oni walk into a bar...

(pspspsps you wanna reblog my art you wanna reblog my art so bad)

#lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago fanart #ninjago morro #harumi ninjago #harumi jade #lloyd garmadon #disaster cousins #Green cousins #Rambling in tags warning #Do you guys like my red green purple symbolism #Harumi gets MORE crystals everywhere. As a treat #Lloyd gets oni horns based off Lego elves #Storm Morro is purple change my mind (you can't) #Anyways this is the last page of my school sketchbook and I was feeling sentimental #So I added all my favorite design traits n stuff #Also I'm probably gonna take a content creation break after this #I absolutely love and appreciate all the support on my art #But it's also discouraging to see something you've worked hours and hours on get so few notes #So yeah byeeeeeee #If this bombs I will cry #Art time :)

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Pre-orome: (cw: sexual humor)

Elwe & Lasgen: *talking*

Finwe: *sneaks up behind them and peaks out from behind a tree* *whispered hiss* hey!

Elwe & Lasgen: ???

Finwe, a little louder: over here!

Elwe & Lasgen: *turn around to face finwe*

Finwe: *butt naked from what they can see from where they’re standing* *tears streaming down his face* *looking like he’s about to cry again* i need help

Elwe:...

Lasgen: what the fuck did you do?

Finwe: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

——————- 1 explanation later ————————-

Lasgen: *rubbing her temples*

Elwe: so let me get this straight: you were horny-

Finwe: *blushing madly* y-yes

Elwe: and instead of using your hands, or finding a partner, or something-

Elwe: you grabbed a long circular shaped metal and... decided to use it as a make shift p***y.

Finwe: .... yeah.

Lasgen: *world’s longest sigh* but you forgot to account for your d**k growth when you get hard and now the metal’s stuck on your mini-me.

Finwe: please help me, the sharp edges are going to tear it open-

Lasgen: *breaths* Akami-

Elwe: i mean, we’ll have to cut it off. I don’t see any other way. Not with the way the metal’s shaped.

Finwe:

Finwe: *starts sobbing* i don’t wanna loose my d**k. Miriel will never want me with only 1 inch!

Elwe: oh my Okrea.

Lasgen: hhnnnnnn, you hold him, i’ll cut him out. Though it might be better for miriel to do it, since she’s much more precise with the blade-

Finwe: NO PLEASE!! I CAN’T HAVE HER KNOW ABOUT THIS!

Lasgen: why? She already knows of your particular brand of idiocy.

Finwe: *starts crying harder*

Elwe: let’s just get this over with.

———————— almost an hour later ————————

Finwe: *clinging onto and sobbing in Elwe’s lap as Elwe holds him still*

Lasgen: *carefully handling finwe’s d**k and cutting the metal away* i now know you in a way i never wish i did.

Elwe: yeah, let’s not have a repeat of this.

Lasgen: *accidentally poking at the sensative flesh*

Finwe: *yelps loudly*

Lasgen: if you don’t stop moving i will actually remove it permanently.

Finwe: *stifling his whimpers*

Elwe: please just finish quickly.

Lasgen:

Lasgen: never say that again.

Lasgen: *making the final cut* and done. Fucking finally.

Finwe: *extracting himself from elwe’s lap and craddling his d**k* oh my god, i’d thought i’d loose you! *turns to Lasgen and Elwe* thank you so much, i’ll never be able to repay you.

Elwe: don’t mention it.

Finwe: i can-

Lasgen: Seriously. Don’t. Lets all agree to never talk about this ever again.

Finwe: *nodding his head rapidly before running off to get some clothes*

Elwe:

Elwe: *leans towards lasgen* you’re gonna use this as blackmail later on, aren’t you?

Lasgen: only if he pisses me off.

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr elves #finwe #elwe #lasgen #elu thingol #pre orome days #thranduil and miriel babysat the we’s #shamelessly pushing my ‘miriel and thranduil are twins agenda’ #4 silvan sibs au #finwe ingwe elwe olwe and lasgen were best friends #finwe is a disaster #finwe is a simp #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #silm incorrect quotes

[childofchaosnic74]

Missing my OC so I thought I'd tell you a little more about them.

His name's Daeron Ember'dawn Moondreamer

Heir to the golden empire of "Ae'run". Blade of the sun and future sword of the dawn.

After undergoing years of abuse, Daeron and his twin sister Nyx fled their home and began their new journey, traveling into space to get away from their past.

Now Daeron's using their abilities as a rogue to achieve his goals and to protect his sister. Lately he's felt a calling of sorts, from a higher being, a deity perhaps, and they're trying to understand the nature of this connection and how the deity's blessings could help them protect his people.

I love Daeron so much, he's my baby ❤️

I hope you'll love them too!

#digital art #my art #digital painting #fantasy art #dungeons and dragons #rogue #cleric #oc art #oc #fantasy #treasure planet #spelljammer #astral sea #space fantasy #original character #elves #astral elf #disaster twins #warlock #dnd oc

[adoseoftrees]

Aman did not have beautiful weather everyday

Aman just had extremely accurate weather report

Eonwe: So, there will be giant snow storms in this remote valley for a whole year. Maybe a few avalanches. Please notify everyone to avoid the area, just in case

Ingwe: …That’s allowed now?

Eonwe: A few of those Maiar saved up all their storm day allowance for the whole past age to have their big event.

Ingwe: …I see. What about the people who will insist to witness the avalanches?

Eonwe: …The storm makers have teamed up with some of Aule’s and our people to build observation decks. Pre-selling of tickets will start next month

Ingwe: Do they lease space for food & drink tables? You know, it can be a mutually profitable arrangement…

#tolkein #silm #silmarillion #silm headcanon #silmarillion headcanon #my dumb made up ooc headcanon #valinor #aman #silm shitpost #the elves got to vote on what type of weather they wanted every year #there are polls #and disaster weather sightseeings

[softlysilverfountainsfall]

Dior, who gave himself the name Eluchil, "Heir of Elu (Thingol)", who marries an elven woman and names his eldest son Elured ("means the same as Eluchil" i.e. heir of Elu Thingol) and the second son Elurin ("The name means 'Remembrance of Elu (Thingol)'"), and their daughter Elwing ("star-spray" but clearly continuing the El- theme).

I always look at the meaning of these names and think "Wow, someone feels like their claim to Doriath's throne is real secure."

#the quotes are from the Silmarillion's index #tolkien was probably trying to be thematic with the names #but I always think about Dior Eluchil trying to secure his position #like he's a half-human 30something trying to rule elves #as beleriand comes apart around them #suddenly without the girdle #and the situation is just a disaster all around #he needs to keep reminding people of his lineage #because that is his only claim to power #softlysilver

[ronkeyroo]

👑💎💍  ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴛʜɪᴇꜰ ᴋɪɴɢ , ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴᴄᴏɴᴠɪɴɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ~ ↦  My beloved  partner’s @juleteon dovahkin OC, Ayner!  Ex pirate, guild master, and an absolute charmer here to steal more than your hearts (Your riches) 👀 ✨

#BEHOLD HIM #oh my love i adore him so much #altmer disaster #ayner is so good and i cant wait to share more fanarts of him....and vilkas //eyes emoji #this is originally an artfight piece so im coming for your ass my beloved muHAHAH #hgndfh im too braindead to comment anything further but check out ayners link jule shared some more info about him #if you wanna get introduced!!! cause im gonna be drawing him aLOT #👀v👀 #Altmer OC #dovhakin oc #skyrim oc #altmer elves #Ayner #skyrim art shenanigans #my art #ronkeyroo #juleteon

[starsuncounted]

hey!! i know you like lotr / the hobbit but have you read the silmarillion? just curious (and on my silm kick hahaha)

YES! Love me some disaster elves :D

#they all live rent free in my head #90% of my thoughts on a given day are about the disaster elves #asks #rhogeminid

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

fëanorian week day one ✷ maedhros

“Maedhros did deeds of surpassing valour, and the Orcs fled before his face; for since his torment upon Thangorodrim his spirit burned like a white fire within, and he was as one that returns from the dead.”

-JRR Tolkien, The Silmarillion, “Of the Ruin of Beleriand and the Fall of Fingolfin”

[ID: A picspam consisting of 16 images in dark orange and grey.

1: Mountains in the mist / 2: Several swords / 3: Black text on a grey background reading “you collect scars because you want proof that you are paying for whatever sins you have committed” / 4: George Hard, a model with curly red hair and many light brown freckles. He is looking towards the viewer with a neutral expression / 5: A winding stone staircase / 6: Books stacked up / 7: A drawing of hands at different angles / 8: A crater full of lava / 9: George Hard, shot from slightly below / 10: A row of columns / 11: An open metal trap / 12: A drawing of a sun with many lines radiating out / 13: A brown hawk diving / 14: Black text in all caps reading “you already know how this will end” / 15: Barbed wire / 16: Copper-colored armor /End ID]

#feanorianweek #edits with the wild hunt #maedhros #brought to you by me #the professor’s world #the silmarillion #elves elves elves #silmedit #tolkienedit #oneringnet #tolkiensource #fandomaesnet #sad disaster boys #mepoc #picspam #do we like this format?? i'm trying to branch out :) #described

[lilyware]

these bitches are so dumb they can't even kiss properly

#LARIAN PLEASE #im making it canon these are two disaster elves that have no idea how intimacy works #you guys are so stupid <3 (affectionate) #oc: ghilanna silverhand

[crysdrawsthings]

Thinking about my TES OCs... ESO Plus might be unobtainable, but love for big buff and slightly stupid altmer lady (aka Deer) will never leave my heart. 

Not to mention everyone else from the gang:

“auntie” who is also Sheogorath

her troubled time-travelling disaster child, whose main motivation to save the world is spite about Alduin not taking her seriously

thieving altmer woman, who got sent to Morrowind by mistake and the land have never recovered

moody imperial teenager dealing with customary 17 altmer forks

ayleid painter, who belongs in a museum and simps over Narilmor

dramatic duo of mom-friend argonian and dunmer mushroom witch 

Chemkhi-La, who fights with a frying pan

depressed imperial lady with a pocket daedra and an altmer boss, they all share one braincell and only use it to avoid being fired by Tullius or Elenwen

Greybeard Acolyte, really doubting the will of Akatosh these days

The Nordest Nord to Ever Nord, makes great stew

#tes #The Elder Scrolls #eso #elder scrolls online #skyrim #oblivion #i am not immune to altmer woman #or altmer in general #disaster banana elves #but also #feel free to ask me about these characters #;u; #crysandthings

[eleanoraborealis]

❤️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️❤️

#elladan #elrohir #disaster twins #art #lotr #tolkien elves #fanart

[fukurodani]

#ffxiv #ffxiv rp #ffxiv screenshots #gposers #ffxiv gpose #elezen #oc: olive #love these disaster elves so much #ffxiv crystal