#do i look like i care

[ir0npvrker]

bucky: *walks in covered in blood*

steve: great costume, buck! happy halloween!

bucky:

bucky: oh, right, it’s halloween. that’s convenient

#source: tumblr #yes i know it’s two days past halloween #do i look like i care #NO #stucky #stevebucky #james bucky barnes #the winter soldier #steve rogers #captain america #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

[szaryherbatnik]

Alex horne is the strongest man alive if greg said to me "you alright buttercup?" I'd fall to my knees and die how is that man still standing after all these years

#ooooh its scripted #taskmaster #simply not normal #just cried violently and stopped when i remembered you alright buttercup #fucking hell #moral of the story greg davies is a hot hot man #greg davies #taskhusbands #alex horne #like how is he still alive #DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE

[roseworth]

arkhamverse jason after bruces death ("death") becoming batman instead of red hood, but only because he feels responsible for bruce dying and thinks thats the way to fix himself (hes wrong). he knows that batman was HIS hope for his first 6 months in arkham, and he wants to be better and give someone else that hope even though hes destroying himself while doing it. he believes that he broke gotham by taking over the city and his actions lead to bruces death, so therefore he should be the one to help it. so he uses bruce's suit to continue the fight and try to find some kind of closure for everything, all the while knowing this isnt the way to do it but he cant think of anything else

#he doesn’t know if he’s trying to save the city or if he’s really just trying to punish himself #and he’s not sure if it even matters #:( #jason todd #arkham knight #dc #''b-b-but lauren the dlc shows jason as red hood this is wrong 🥺'' i KNOW #do i look like i care #i am here for the vibes and jasons breakdown

[artemis-moon101]

me: why does my back hurt :[

Also me:

#I know this joke has been mafe thousands of times before #But like #do i look like i care

[peculiar-potato]

Here’s a little meme-ish animatic I’ve had floating around in my brain for a long while now with some of my among us ocs. I made this in less than two days so enjoy this chaos.

YouTube video link here: https://youtu.be/b6zTEyLFyAE

Original Audio: https://youtu.be/TUTAL9LDHRc

Video inspired by this version from wizard0rb: https://youtu.be/FLj0uWbcL_w

Vaguely based off of my fic series https://archiveofourown.org/series/2131764 (specifically consequences: aftermath, chapter 21)

#among us #among us fanart #among us oc #animatic #who broke it #amogus #yes I know it’s 2023 #do i look like i care #consequences series #consequences series art #taterdraws

[beeedelweiss]

He came to support his best girl

#some will say that it’s his job and I will simply say #do I look like I care #kdrama #extraordinary attorney woo #extraordinary attorney woo 2022 #extraordinary attorney woo kdrama #woo young woo x lee junho #lee junho #woo young woo

[prfctmxxnlight]

“it was realistic for the 80s”

SHUT UP

#do i look like i care #and is it the 80s now? #byler #stranger things #st4 spoilers #will byers #stranger things 4

[pizzabookbuying]

there are so many ‘best’ AUs and the ones I label as they best definitely change according to my mood but right now the BEST kind is the kind where the AU reveals that in different circumstances the two characters end up in completely opposite roles in their dynamic because the SOULMATISM of it all—the realization that these people respond EXACTLY the same way to things—THATS EVERYTHING TO ME RIGHT NOW

#OKAY YEAH THIS IS FUELED BY ME GETTING OBSESSED WITH THE PREMISE OF MY OWN WIP blablablah self obsorbed blablablah touch grass #DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE #the prev post about enemies who make each other who they are—YEAH I MEANT IT WHEN I SAID IT IMPACTED ME #BECAUSE THAT DYNAMIC IS SO GOOD #I’m obsessed with the character everyone sees as the darker one being CANONICALLY hopeful to a fault #being SO DRIVEN by the need to do good that it perhaps morally corrupts him beyond any return #and I’m OBSESSED with his counterpart being the OPPOSITE she said ‘yes I’m cynical what about it’ AND SHES SO RIGHT FOR THAT #and I’m OBSESSED with moving their interactions to a time BEFORE his hope was corrupted. BECause the thing is she can actually be #the very thing that turns his hope into reality. She just needs to STOP BEING SO CYNICAL #AND I LOVE THAT #Aleksander: canonically is fueled by his hope to build a sanctuary for those unprotected by society and those literally hunted for their #existence (canonicaly spends hundreds of years doing this) #Alina: canonically assumes the worst (yes she’s valid I’m not saying she’s not. she’s also just very oh no looky here another FUCKING THING #TO DEAL WITH) (at SEVENTEEN YEARS OF AGE) #and yes I know these two people are actually terrible for each other (specifically uhh aleksander is terrible for Alina) but the IDEA that #in different circumstances they wouldn’t be— #LET ME HAVE IT OKAY LET ME HAVE JT #it’s just funny that aleksander is like that because of the hundreds of years he spent learning that loss is inevitable and it might as well #serve a purpose #and Alina is like that because she’s had enough shit by age seventeen that she’s just gonna fuck shit up if one more thing goes wrong #also no in this Alina does not become a despot that’s not the point the point is she becomes incredibly world weary and apathetic while #aleksander is the one who is doing his damndest to help the world

[ddiospyross]

martin is latino he told me himself actually

#‘but his last nam-‘ #do i look like i care #tma

[martha-dobie]

i said LESS made-up alien science

#im at my limit here #do i look like i care

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

#dungeon meshi #my art #laios thorden #senshi #marcille #chilchuck #chilchack #izatsumi #laois #laius thorden #sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here #chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic #laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it #plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit #marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her #plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would #senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars #izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo #chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5

[dallasandblanca]

Check out our latest short to learn what DILLIGAF means! 🤣🐶🤦🏻‍♀️ Make sure to like and subscribe!!

#youtube #youtube channel #youtube shorts #shorts #subscribe #hilarious #funny #cute dogs #dogs #dogs of tumblr #dilligaf #do i look like i care #dog memes #animal memes #dog meme #memes #meme humor #meme #relatable memes #memesdaily

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[mokeonn]

"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

#simon says #i love learning so much and I hate the USA's college debt system #once they make that shit free I will be unstoppable #this topic sprung up because I had the idea that im very academic and annoyingly analytical that I might as well get a degree in it #because without a degree you just seem like an autistic asshole #but with a degree? then you look like a CREDIBLE autistic asshole #don't worry I will still learn but I still want that funky piece of paper to tell everyone I learnt it #also there's some things that are VERY difficult to learn #like I would love to persue this topic further but unfortunately I would need help with that #also before you say 'try taking [blank] classes instead! it's less expensive than a degree!' im broke #my only learning resource is the library sorry about that #also this is not the post to give me unwarranted financial advice #finances are one of the topics I DO NOT care about and I WILL NOT listen to a word you say

[aprincesssdiaryy]

“Don’t smoke it’s bad for you” okay and so is being a bitch but you’re doing that

#do I look like I care #just girly thoughts #just girly posts #girly blog #aprincesssdiaryy