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ironhusband · 5 years
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Tony: I don’t date people who are physically smaller than me, because there is no use in stealing their clothes.
Tony: imagine wearing a shirt that’s small on you. Like why?
Tony: a shirt that’s big on you, though? Just last week I wore Stephen’s shirt and I accidentally smacked Harley with the sleeve. It was great.
Tony: now, I’m wearing Pepper’s pants. They are big on me, but I’m going to trip and break something I hate and it will be awesome.
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Stephen: I didn't realize how many of Pepper's opinions I agreed with until she tried to have my kneecaps shattered for sleeping with her husband.
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Tony: I’m bisexual, so I can only be attracted to two things.
Tony: I’ve chosen Stephen and Pepper.
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skiplo-wave · 5 years
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Stephen: the food’s too hot, I can’t eat it.
Tony: you’re too hot but I’d still eat you
Pepper: Not if I eat him first
Rhodey: *slams his hand on the kitchen table* ONE DINNER.
Wong: here we go…
Rhodey: ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I ASK
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breakingpenguinart · 5 years
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Tony, lying on top of the kitchen table: Would you like coffee, tea, or me? ♡
Stephen: Tea
Pepper: Then I'll have the coffee, thanks
Tony:
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drpepperony-rp · 5 years
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Stephen: Tony always messed up, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet
*30 seconds later*
Tony: I messed up. I messed up. I missed up.
Pepper: Oh no, Tony.
Tony: I am still in the process of messing up.
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w-m-blake · 5 years
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Get to know me tag 💌
tagged by: @disasterwiccan
Name/alias: Will
Birthday: July 27th
Zodiac: Leo (idk much about astrology, but I looked it up & I’m also Gemini moon & Scorpio rising)
Height: 5′3 (small bean hours)
Hobbies: writing, reading, d&d, philosophy, drawing, translating (making my way through Ajax)
Favorite Colors: burgundy, teal, olive
Last Song I Listened To: Still in Love, by Nothing More
Last Film I Watched: uhhhhh I watched St. Agatha like ... mid-Aug. I don’t watch many movies outside Marvel lol
Inspiration: other words, I guess? pieces of conversations, a neat turn of phrase, books I’ve read/I’m reading, quotes, etc. sometimes it’s even just word play/how words look or fit together due to something entirely separate from their meaning
Meaning behind my url: w-m-blake. it’s from my first three names (it’s a Thing in my family to have two middle names) & I like how it looks/sounds. I’m thinking it’ll be my penname if I ever “officially publish” anything too
Currently Reading: For class, I’m reading the Bible (Old Testament rn) & I’m hoping to read a couple other books soon, like Red Doc> (Anne Carson) and No Matter How Loud I Shout; a Year in the Life of Juvenile Court (Edward Humes)
Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick I guess but I don’t rlly use either
Dream Job: I’d rlly like to work as a profiler in the BAU someday; custodial interviews and research are what I’d like to do. in the short term, tho, there’s an undergrad internship for the CIA I’m gonna apply for
Top Three Ships: in no particular order, parkner, pepperony/ironstrange/drpepperony, & either frostiron (if that’s not too 2012) or ironhusbands
at some ppl I see a lot in my notifs <3 @nysabess @rainbowshite & at some ppl I’ve spoken to @iron-fam-stan @incorrect-ironstrange (sorry if any of y’all have been tagged before)
cool have a nice day!
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Stephen: After Tony passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, then stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill.
Pepper: For 20 minutes, we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.
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A new sorcerer: So what are all of your powers?
Peter: I'm very strong and sticky.
Tony: My Iron Man suit is a technological marvel.
Pepper: I make good life decisions.
A new sorcerer: That’s not really-
Stephen: No, trust me. She’s our most important member.
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Stephen: I told Morgan that I used to get netflix delivered to me in the mail, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was lying.
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Tony: *to Steve* I was doing an erotic dance for my friends and you ruined it. I was in the zone and my friends were loving it.
Stephen and Pepper: *nod in agreement*
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Tony, to Morgan: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing.
Tony, giving her an Iron Tot suit: Good thing Pepper, Stephen, and Rhodey aren't here!
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Tony: *sighing* Perhaps I should just drink my sorrows away.
Tony: *stabs a straw through his Capri Sun*
Pepper:
Stephen:
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breakingpenguinart · 5 years
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Stephen: The stars are beautiful tonight
Stephen, turning to look at Tony: But do you know what's more beautiful?
Tony, blushing: Who-
Stephen: Pepper
Tony:
Tony: Okay true
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Stephen: You know what they say, where’s smoke - there’s a fire.
Pepper: And probably Tony.
Pepper: He’d be the one who started the fire.
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Pepper: Good morning.
Stephen: Good morning.
Rhodey: You two sound like robots, “good morning, good morning,” spice it up a bit!
Tony: Hey, motherfuckers.
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