#drunkbur

[deejayrockz]

PAIRING — drunk!cc!wilbur x (cc!)reader

SUMMARY — drunk wilbur is a soft and mushy mess for his lovely partner

NOTES — wilbur headcanons, fluff, maybe fem reader idk interpret however u want

EXTRA — wilbur stream ongjdjdn, i've had this idea for months, but wasn't sure how you guys would like wilbur headcanons :/

ʚ┊wilbur is most definitely a loud, yet very soft drunk. hes clingy, but when drunk he loses the ability to talk normally. it's either whisper or really loud, no in between

ʚ┊he knows his limits, and hes one of those who doesn't lie on wether hes drunk or not. if you'd ask if hes drunk, he'd be like "yeah, very." instead of "noooo!!"

ʚ┊if you were streaming, like a drunk stream, the minute the cameras turn off, he'd cuddle into you, leaning his head on your shoulder, until you moved off their chairs and onto the bed to cuddle.

ʚ┊he loves drunk cuddling. he loves loves loves drunk kisses, where it's slightly messy and you can feel each others smile through the kiss.

ʚ┊he goes insane for late night drunk walks. if he'd had too much to drink, he'd usually go outside and let the cool wind sober him up. he's also definitely the type to point out buildings you walk past at midnight and ramble random facts he memorised.

ʚ┊conversations like "you are so pretty, have i ever told you that?" "you've said that multiple times tonight, but thank you for the constant reminder." would be consistent throughout the night, with held hands being swung back and forth in between you.

ʚ┊while holding hands outside, he'd spin you around in the pitch black, giggling as you struggled to find your footing again.

ʚ┊okay, once you're back inside, you'd both just flop down int he settee, him laying on your chest, and drift to sleep. he'd most likely carry you, or wake you to take you to the bedroom later on, just so you can both get a more comfortable sleep, but there were the rare occasions where you both just decided sleeping on the couch was nicer.

ʚ┊i most definitely got carried away with this, but anyway, he's clingy, loving, and just so affectionate while drunk, wether that be towards you or just simply his friends !! <3

#wilbur soot #lovejoy #wilbur soot fluff #wilbur x reader #fluff #will gold #wilbur mcyt #wilbur x you #wilbur fic #wilbur x y/n #wilbur soot fic #drunkbur #drunk wilbur #drunk headcanons #wilbur soot headcanons #wilbur headcanons #headcanons #wilbur soot oneshot

[justanormalfangirlx2]

confession

a wilbur soot x y/n one shot!!

BEGIN HERE:

it happened accidentally, none of it was how either of you wanted to confess your feelings for each other this way.

it was a dark saturday night, you and wilbur headed out to the bars to bar hop and get some drinks. after the fifth bar, wilbur decided that it was time for you guys to head back to your place, since it was the closest.

you were stumbling, you’re not a lightweight by any means but you’re also not a heavyweight either, a sort of in between, you’d say. however, this night, you were drunk. there’s nothing lightly you can say about that.

wilbur helped you walk while you were babbling out, “you’re just so handsome wilbur! like i could just kiss you, smoochy smoochy lips.”

he laughed and shook his head. “oh y/n, you’re making this hard for me.”

you looked up to him, with a drunk smile on your face. “wilbyyyyy,” you pout. “i want a kiss.”

he sighed and kissed your head. “there. we’re both drunk enough to not remember this conversation tomorrow.”

you sighed against him. “i love you, wilby.”

he held you close as he opened your door. “i love you too, y/n. but you’re drunk and you won’t remember anything about tonight, alright?”

you yawned and climbed into your bed. “stay with me, will.”

he nodded and sat on the bed. “of course, y/n, anything for you.”

he held you close and smiled. “good night, y/n.”

you turned and kissed his lips lightly. “goodnight, sweetheart.”

wilbur turned towards you, groaned, and kissed you passionately. “y/n, i love you too. i always have, since the first day in kindergarten when you stood up and sung your abc’s till the day you die. i love you, y/n m/n l/n.”

you started to cry. “and i love you too, wilbur soot. since seventh grade when you stood up to those bullies for me and your adorkable squeaky voice, i love you, and i always will.”

The End

#dream smp #fanfic #dsmp #oneshot #wilbur soot #mcyt wilbur #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot fic #wilbur soot fluff #drunkbur #wilbur x reader #wilbur #dsmp wilbur #wilbur soot fanfiction #wilbur soot imagine #wilbur soot x y/n #wilbur soot x you #wilbur x y/n #wilbur x you #wilbursoot #will gold #chloe writes

[wtfwayne]

someone, recommend me angsty wilbur fics on here or anything drunkbur please please

#i am desperate #wilbur soot fanfic #wilbur soot x reader

[chrismequick]

here we go again with the drunkbur

[bee-dot-exe]

We're gonna get Drunkity and Drunkbur real soon

#mcyt #dsmp #wilbur soot #quackity #liveblogging

[peachy-tea-anon]

I LOVEEDDD UR NEW WILBUR FIC >>

Drunk sex with Wilbur is 🛐🛐🛐

AHHH TY LOVELY!! so true, drunkbur is top tier. im glad you enjoyed it!!💕

[mysticalsoot]

I have a big ol angst fic coming to ur screens shortly (like within the hour)

its bs au

kinda drunkbur ish but like not really

its

rough

#connorshitposts #bs au

[zooone]

I really want to see Wilbur high for some reason…… we’ve already seen him drunk…… I think he’d be an even sillier man than he already is..

i heart silly men. honestly drunkbur always made me giggle and twirl my hair around my finger because he was so silly and giggly. i feel like highbur would be too

#dont do drugs kids #asks #mutuals! #lilly! <3

[deejayrockz]

wilbur soot

DISCLAIMER: i do not support wilbur soot, these works will stay up simply because they are my works that i have written and worked on, not because they're about him. Support and believe victims ALWAYS.

ONESHOTS

domestic love — cc!wilbur and you dancing in the kitchen as the sun rises through the curtains !!

mr soot — grumpy teacher!wilbur starts taking a liking to the sunshine teacher!reader, as they spend their lunch together !!

strawberry mentos — the small things cc!wilbur does to make you smile !!

summer camp cuddles — wilbur x reader go cuddle in the fields !!

part of your world — wilbur takes his niece to an aquarium trip, which ends in him and a mermaid flirting between glass !!

sick cuddles — wilbur is ill and just wants some cuddles !!

neck bites — cute neck bites between you and wilbur that make me all mushy !!

kicky boy — wilbur loves attention, and if that means annoying you to get it, then so be it !!

dadbur — wilburs daughter gets ill, resulting in lots of cuddles and films !!

dadbur + tommy — tommy and wilburs daughter interactions !!

HEADCANNONS

wilbur kisses — where i think wilbur likes to kiss you the most !!

wilbur cuddles — ways i think wilbur likes to cuddle !!

drunk wilbur — how i think drunkbur acts towards you !!

#wilbur soot #wilbur x reader #wilbur x y/n #wilbur x you #oneshots #wilbur soot fluff #wilbur mcyt #fluff #will gold #lovejoy #masterlist #wilbur soot masterlist #mcyt masterlist #tommyinnit

[justanormalfangirlx2]

Hii I was wondering if you can do two things like what you did for Tommy the kisses you will get frok Tommy I was wondering if you can do a wilbur soot one and a rnaboo one?

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! I WRITE FOR ANYONE :)

ooh thanks for the request! 🫶🏼 i’m pretty sure ranboo isn’t comfortable with these types so i didn’t do them! hope that’s okay!

kisses you get from wilbur:

def knuckle kisses

cute little hand kisses when he’s ecstatic

cheek kisses when he’s sober and also drunkbur

loves to kiss your lips! like this man cannot go a hour without kissing them

if he’s on tour and you can’t be there, you send kissy pictures back and forth to each other, or kiss the camera on facetime/skype

FOREHEAD KISSES ARE A MUST WITH THIS MAN omg like don’t tell me he’ll kiss your forehead when you’re working or making something for each other

kisses the crown of your head

if you have dimples, he kisses them senseless

kisses the inside of your wrist

feel like he’s the type of guy to give you slow, loving, caring, kind of kisses usually

but when he wants something more, he’s more needy, urgent, faster, and hotter (can he get any hotter though?)

#dream smp #dsmp #fanfic #oneshot #wilbur soot #wilbur soot x reader #mcyt wilbur #wilbur soot fic #wilbur soot fluff #chloe’s asks #chloe writes

[incorrect-dream-smp]

Fundy: And you’re drunk.

Wilbur: Correction

Wilbur: Drinking

Wilbur: Present Tense

Wilbur: Grammar Fundy

#these two yesterday was the highlight of my week #drunkbur #wilbur soot #fundy #minecraft #mcyt #dream smp #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes dream smp #incorrect dream smp #incorrect mcyt #source: homestuck

[named-haines]

do much just occurred on this fucking stream

phil got o, primate written on his forehead

drunk wilbur made sneeg probably $200

sneeg’s being made to tweet about cum shit and dick

everyone’s just being as deliberately vulgar as they can be

tubbo and ranboo are like, actually playing the game in the background while all this shits going down

#mcyt #origins smp #osmp #sneegsnag #wilbur soot #drunkbur #philza #tubbo #ranboo

[sladenoblade]

Tonight on the Dream Smp: Wilbur gets so drunk that he gives motivational advice and then proceeds to ascend during an out of body experience

#HES ASCENDED????? #mcyt #drunkbur #tw alcohol #dream smp #wilbur soot #tubbo #quackity #liveblogs #technoblade

[spoookysuccubus]

tiltbur after singing hamilton on stream while drunk :)

#wilbur soot #wilbur #dream smp #dreamsmp #sleepy bois inc #tubbo #nihachu #fundy #nikkie #dream #sapnap #i'm so extra lonely this christmas #drunkbur #hamilton

[lilaconcrack]

this call on quackitys stream is just a drug trip- we have drunkbur, sleep deprived tubbo, quackity on drugs, clueless ranboo, and special guest technoblade all collectively wreaking havoc

#Quackity #wilbur soot #drunkbur #Tubbo #ranboo #technoblade #mcyt #Dream smp

[starsoflyra]

Merry Christmas, everyone! Here’s a quick doodle commemorating whatever the honk went down in yesterday’s streams, because they had my younger brother and I in absolute HYSTERICS. My camera roll is now full of cursed Dr. Cockroach!Fundy screenshots

[Image ID: A rough digital drawing of Wilbur Soot, Tubbo, Fundy, Ranboo, and Niki. Wilbur and Tubbo are standing in the front, singing along enthusiastically to the Hamilton song “Nonstop.” Wilbur has curly dark brown hair. He’s wearing a gray-white sweatshirt and black jeans and leaning leaning forward with enthusiasm, face flushed and his hands balled into fists. Next to him, Tubbo is singing with gusto, one hand clenched the other extended out to his side. He’s wearing a green hoodie and blue jeans. Between them, in the background, stands Fundy in a red shirt, brown cargo pants, and gray and red socks. He joins in occasionally but is mostly zoned tf out, staring into middle ground. He’s got them funky eyes. Ranboo looks on in confusion from the right, one hand on his hip and the other raised in question to his chin. He’s wearing a white button-down shirt, black slacks, and his signature black and white mask. To the left, Niki is rolling her eyes fondly and making a peace sign as she presumably fades into nothingness. She's wearing a yellow long-sleeved shirt and light blue jeans. Above the group is a yellow scream bubble with the lyrics “I’m not throwing away my shot!”]

#wilbur soot #drunkbur #tubbo #fundy #fundywastaken #ranboo #nihachu #dream smp #dsmp #dream smp fanart #wilbur soot fanart #tubbo fanart #fundy fanart #ranboo fanart #nihachu fanart #my art #not including jack manifold cause I cant draw him #my stomach legitimately hurt after this from laughing so hard