#from one bi to another <3 ily

[perotovar]

into the beat of the night (ch 3) "self control"

moodboard by the lovely @hellishjoel, gif by me

pairing: frankie morales/enby!oc!river price (they/them) rating: 18+ (minors dni) chapter warnings: fingering, one (1) handjob, discussions of sexuality/gender (in an... interesting way), goth stereotypes abound, swearing, more cute shit word count: 3k dividers by @saradika beta: @scenaaario (ily adrienne ♥)

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series summary: frankie thought he had himself figured out by now. he liked both men and women, had dated both in the past. but when someone that challenges what he thinks that means comes into his life, in an unlikely place, he truly learns who he is, and more importantly, who he loves.

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“What’s their name again?”

“River. I already told you, Benjamin,” Frankie chuckled, taking a drink from his beer.

“Right, sorry. I’ve just never met a non… what was it again?”

Frankie, Benny, Will, and Santiago were at their usual bar that night. It was in a different part of town than The Night Owl, with a completely different vibe, but it was cozy. The four of them had become regulars and knew the staff by name.

“Non-binary person,” Will said, shoving Benny on the shoulder. “Are you listening at all?”

Benny shot his brother a look and stuck his tongue out, because apparently Benny was still five. “Of course I’m listening! Non-bi-nar-y,” he sounded it out, tapping his finger on the table with each syllable. “What does, uh… What does that like, mean, Fish?”

Frankie furrowed his brows and took another drink. “I haven’t actually asked yet. All they told me is that they’re like… both, and neither, at the same time.” He hummed thoughtfully. “I was a little distracted after that and didn’t get to ask.”

Santiago grinned, slapping Frankie on the shoulder. “Good for you, Fish.”

Frankie rolled his eyes, but smiled, thinking about the kiss he shared with River the other night. They kept texting, and he’d even asked River out on a real date, which brought the guys to the bar. It had been a year or so since his last date and he needed advice on where to take someone like River. He wasn’t as familiar with the goth subculture and thought maybe his brothers would have experience. At the very least Ben, who’d been with a few different kinds of people.

“I did look it up that night after I got home, but I’m still a little confused,” Frankie shrugged.

“Just ask them, man,” Will offered. “They seemed cool with your first question.”

Frankie nodded, a look of determination crossing his features. “You’re right. It couldn’t hurt, right?”

Frankie was sweating. Marisol was with her mom this week, so he hadn’t had to worry about having that conversation yet. He was planning on telling River about her tonight. He checked his hair in the mirror again before he left, deciding to go without his hat tonight, but worried all his nerves would deflate the work he put into it. He sighed as he messed around with the unruly curls again. This is why he stuck to hats. Frankie’s phone vibrated on the bathroom counter, startling him.

ok im ready, eddie 😉

River still thought it was hilarious that Frankie had worn an Iron Maiden t-shirt to a goth club, claiming that it fit his “old man aesthetic”, whatever that meant. This led to River referring to Frankie as “Eddie”, after the band’s skeleton mascot.

Yeah yeah i’m coming

Frankie saw the typing dots appear and disappear a couple times before disappearing completely. He sighed to himself and checked his hair one last time before leaving his apartment. 

When he got to the neighborhood of the address River had given him, he checked his phone again, making sure he was in the right place. He slowly crept up the hill towards the last line of apartments and immediately his heart started pounding. Frankie really liked River. He didn’t want to fuck this up, and hoped him being a dad wouldn’t ruin that. Or his big dumb mouth.

River was standing at the bottom of the staircase of the apartment complex and waved, a huge grin on their face. Frankie stopped the truck and leaned over to open the passenger side door for them to climb inside. The scent of bergamot, clove, and sandalwood filled his nostrils again as the truck door shut. Frankie calmed down, and smiled, leaning over to give River a kiss on the cheek. “You look amazing,” he breathed, taking in River’s outfit; they had a collarless shirt buttoned up all the way, tucked into plaid pants, and nice dress shoes. All black, of course. They wore no lipstick today, their makeup was simple, and their hair was perfectly straight. It looked like they’d freshly shaved the right side of their head as well. River’s look was so new for Frankie, he couldn’t help being captivated by them every time he saw them.

“Thank you,” River smiled, heart skipping a beat. “Where are we off to?” They rested their ring-clad hand over Frankie’s larger one in between the two of them on the seat. “When you said it was a surprise, I admit I got a little nervous.”

Frankie placed his hand on the back of the truck seat and looked behind them as he backed up to leave the apartment complex. River’s eyes were glued to Frankie’s neck and subtly licked their lips at the sight of the thick muscles and veins. Their eyes moved up to Frankie’s side profile and they swooned.

“How come? Don’t trust me?” Frankie smirked, making eye contact before his eyes moved to the road, and started heading toward their destination.

River shrugged, even though they knew he couldn’t see them. “Maybe. Maybe not,” they smirked. The red light of the clock on the console caught River’s eye; 7:30pm. 

“Well, that’s a shame. I had a nice dinner planned and everything,” Frankie showed them an exaggerated pout, a twinkle in his eye.

“Oh, well, in that case.”

The restaurant Frankie picked might’ve been a little more… casual, then he remembered. The last time he was here was with Jackson. He shook off the memory. He was here with River now. The place was actually more like a diner, with vintage photos of women in pinup-style outfits and poses.

Frankie reached for River’s hand and laced their fingers together as he found them a table, letting River sit first.

“Such a gentleman,” River teased, squeezing his hand before getting comfy in the booth.

“I try,” Frankie smiled bashfully as he joined them on the opposite side. The light shining down onto the table lit River beautifully. He noticed that River’s button-up was actually a dark green, with subtle velvet roses all over.

They ordered their food and made easy conversation. River talked about their job as an architect. They were working on designing a building that was be built in the next couple of years in the city. Frankie found it fascinating but couldn’t focus on the words, too distracted by their calming voice and watching their mannerisms. River talked with their hands a lot whenever they got excited about something, and Frankie thought it was adorable.

“Sorry, I know I’m rambling now,” River shook their head, cutting themself off. Frankie frowned,mouth full of french fries.

“Please, continue, I don’t mind listening.”

So River did. They talked about anything and everything. Frankie interjected here and there, but was more than content to listen to River talk. When there was a lull in the conversation, Frankie’s palms started to get sweaty. Their plates were empty now, but River still had half of their milkshake left.

It was now or never. Frankie took a deep breath.

“So… I’ve been meaning to tell you something,” he started. River raised an eyebrow and rested their chin on the palm of their hand, listening. Frankie cleared his throat before continuing. “Um, so I know this is a dealbreaker for some people, so I won’t be offended if you want to stop things after tonight. B-But I would like to stay friends if that’s the case.” He rubbed his sweaty hands on his thighs. “I’ve got a daughter.”

River was quiet for a second before a small smile appeared on their face. “I’m actually not surprised. How old is she?”

“You’re not?”

“Of course not. You’re an incredibly handsome man of a certain age–”

“Hey.”

“And any woman would be stupid not to make an honest man outta you,” River winked.

Frankie blinked a couple times before chuckling softly. River continued to surprise him. “Well, her mother isn’t in the picture, at least not with me. Marisol, my daughter, sees her half the time, and stays with me the other half of the time,” he explained, crossing his arms comfortably over the table. “Oh, and she’s four.”

“Aww, can I see a picture of her?”

Frankie’s heart fluttered as pulled his phone out, opening the album of photos devoted just to his little girl. He slid his phone over to River and they started scrolling through the photos with a smile on their face.

“She’s adorable, Frankie,” River hummed, returning his phone back to him. “I can tell you think the world of her. I won’t lie, I’m not really… uh, a kid kind of person. I always just planned on being the cool cousin and not a parent,” they muttered, resting their chin on their palm again.

Frankie nodded in understanding. “I totally get that. I just figured it wouldn’t be fair to you, or to Marisol, to keep her a secret, y’know?”

“Absolutely, and I appreciate you telling me,” River nodded back. “But I like you. A lot. And I’m willing to give this a shot with you. So I don’t think Marisol is a dealbreaker.”

Frankie’s heart soared at River’s words. “I really like you, too,” he grinned like an idiot, cheeks warm. “C’mon, we still have another part to this date.” He stood up and held his hand out for River to take.

After paying, the two found themselves back in Frankie’s truck heading down the highway. It was starting to get darker and the roads were clearing. They pulled up to a drive-in, but there weren’t any other cars.

“What is this, Grease?” River teased. “A diner and then a drive-in movie?”

Frankie snorted and reached out his window to pay for their tickets before finding somewhere to park. “I happen to like drive-in movies and diners, thank you very much.”

“That’s because you’re old–”

“I’m only a few years older than you,” Frankie deadpanned.

“Details.”

About a third of the way into the original Halloween, Frankie put his arm around River’s shoulders and pulled them close. River happily cuddled into Frankie’s side, loving the warmth and softness they found there.

Halfway through, River’s eyes started wandering elsewhere. They looked down at the crotch of Frankie’s jeans, and wondered what lay beyond the tight denim. They looked up at Frankie’s face and kissed the little patch in his beard that refused to grow hair. Frankie looked down at them, deep brown eyes looking over River’s features. He went from their dark-rimmed eyes, to their collarbone, and back to their plush lips, his heart pounding. He didn’t need any further convincing and started kissing River deeply, holding the side of their face.

River hummed into Frankie’s mouth and slowly crawled into Frankie’s lap. They grinned as Frankie huffed a breath against their lips, holding River’s hips in his large hands. River kissed the corner of Frankie’s mouth before moving down to the side of his neck and sucked a mark where his neck met his shoulder. Frankie shuddered, moving a hand down and squeezing River’s ass. They lifted their head and looked at the far-away expression on his face.

“Are you one of those guys that doesn’t like to fool around on the first date?”

Frankie blinked up at River, thinking about it. “I mean, no, but–” “Good,” River growled, latching back onto Frankie’s neck and sucking hard.

Frankie moaned openly at that, but pulled them away. “Wait,” he breathed. River tilted their head to the side and didn’t say anything, letting Frankie continue. “Um, I had another question.”

“Okay.”

“Well, uh. I don’t mean to kill the mood, because God, I really wanna get back to that, b-but I was curious,” Frankie swallowed, not making eye contact again. “I looked up what non-binary was after you told me and I was a little confused, and basically I just– Um, I wanna know like, how… this would… work,” he trailed off, gesturing between the two of them and at the bulge in his jeans.

“You’re asking what I have so you know how to proceed.” It was a statement, not a question, said softly in understanding. River played with the curls at the back of Frankie’s neck.

Frankie nodded. “If that’s an invasive question, I’m really sorry, and–”

“Shh,” River chuckled, pecking Frankie on the cheek. “It’s okay, I promise. I’m not offended. You’re actually being really sweet about all of this. I know this is new for you.”

Frankie smiled shyly and shrugged, but let them continue.

“I was raised as a girl. ‘Assigned female at birth’, is typically what we call it,” River looked down, playing with the collar of Frankie’s shirt. “You were assigned male at birth. The doctors looked at your parts and decided that’s what you were, and you never felt like it was incorrect, right?”

Frankie nodded, listening carefully.

“Right. Well, it felt wrong to me. I didn’t really know what the feeling was growing up. It’s actually kind of a recent development for me.”

Frankie chewed on his bottom lip, one question still buzzing around his head. “How do you… How did you know? And did you… have any… surgeries? To um–” he didn’t know how to word any of this.

River laughed softly. “Yeah, I had top surgery. I no longer have breasts, as I’m sure you’ve noticed. Everything below the belt is still intact,” they grinned, moving their crotch closer to Frankie’s. “The complicated answer, especially for someone so new to this, is that gender is a societal thing. How you’re perceived, presented to the world is just through the eyes of society. How you see yourself is what actually matters, though. And when all that societal bullshit doesn’t affect your life, the roles you’re ‘supposed’ to play don’t matter anymore.”

“I’m River. River is me. I don’t care how people see me. I did all of this,” they gestured to their body. “For me. Not for anyone else. Because if I didn’t, I would be unhappy. And my own mental health and happiness matters more than some so-called church-going do-gooder’s opinion.”

Frankie looked at River in awe. Their confidence and respect for themself was one of the most attractive things he’d ever seen. “You’re amazing,” Frankie breathed, surging forward to kiss them deeply. He gripped River’s ass again and pulled them closer, grinding his hardening cock against them.

River moaned softly, grinding back, and tangling their fingers into his hair. Suddenly, Frankie pulled back, catching his breath.

“Wait, does that, like…” He thought for a second. “While I was doing my research, I came across a couple other terms I didn’t know.”

River chuckled and kissed down Frankie’s neck softly. “Go on.”

Frankie’s breath hitched, speaking shakily. “Um, I’ve always considered myself b-bisexual– oh– a-and if non-binary people are technically a th-third gender, then does that change?”

“No,” River hummed, licking underneath Frankie’s ear, before taking the lobe into their mouth and nibbling.

“It doesn’t?”

River shook their head. “Bisexual is more like an umbrella term. People interpret it differently,” they reached a hand down between them, trailing their fingers to Frankie’s belt buckle and undoing it. “For example, you’ve always assumed it just meant you were attracted to men and women, right?”

Frankie moaned softly as the pressure was relieved from his hard cock, and nodded.

“Exactly. Another way you could see it is you being attracted to people that are like you,” they gripped Frankie’s cock tightly, making him gasp sharply. “And people who aren’t.” They grabbed his hand and placed it onto their crotch, grinding against him.

He was so hard he was throbbing, and so turned on his head spun. He started undoing River’s dress pants and slipped his hand down to their panties, finding their pussy impossibly warm and wet. 

“Fuck,” Frankie groaned, rubbing at their clit through the fabric of their underwear. River moaned sweetly and bit their bottom lip, moving Frankie’s boxer briefs out of the way so they could grip around his cock.

“You’re so hard,” River grinned, rubbing their thumb over the tip. They started stroking him slowly, watching as the head of Frankie’s cock appeared and disappeared underneath the foreskin. 

Frankie was breathing heavily, resting his head on the back of his seat and looking at River through his lashes. He moved the tips of his fingers in small circles for a few moments before he moved his fingers beneath their underwear and touched bare skin. River gasped at the contact and nodded, giving him permission.  Frankie slowly sunk his middle finger inside them and started pumping in and out. His thumb rubbed in time against their clit. River started moaning louder, throwing their head back to expose their throat to him.

Frankie saw an opening and latched his mouth onto their neck, marking them in return as his free hand held the back of River’s head. “You’re so fucking sexy,” he groaned, biting at River’s skin.

River shuddered at the praise, rocking their hips against Frankie’s hand. “‘M close,” they whined, panting down at him. They started to lose their rhythm on Frankie’s cock and squeezed him tightly in their fist. Frankie nodded in understanding and started moving his fingers faster, adding a second one as the slick sounds coming from between River’s legs filled the truck. 

“C’mon, baby. You gonna come for me?” he breathed against their neck, leaving soft kisses against their skin. The contrast between what his mouth and what his hand were doing was overwhelming and River wouldn’t change it for the world. 

River nodded, their brows moving downward in pleasure before stilling above him as they came. Their hips rocked back and forth over Frankie’s hand as they came down, moaning and biting their lip. 

The sight of River coming was enough for Frankie and his cock twitched hard as he erupted all over River’s hand. He grunted and hid his face in their neck as his balls emptied messily. He whined softly, twitching in the aftershocks. 

River giggled quietly and held him close after licking their hand clean. “Gonna have to blow you next time,” they hummed thoughtfully.

Frankie groaned as his oversensitive cock twitched between them. “Don’t say shit like that while I’m still vulnerable, you menace.”

River bit his cheek, then kissed it softly. “You love it.”

He did. He really did.

a/n: please enjoy this meme that inspired the scene above

#frankie morales #frankie morales fanfiction #frankie morales fluff #frankie morales smut #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal cinematic universe #triple frontier #triple frontier fanfiction #triple frontier smut #triple frontier fic #oaksfics

[no-phrogs-in-hats]

20/20 Vision !NSFW!

Pairing: Larissa Weems x Reader

Warnings: SMUT, blindfolds, mommy kink

Words: 1190

A/N: For Savy, who was promised this smut prompt in September and then never received it. Thank you for your patience ily<3

You sit in bed with a book in your hands, eyes scanning the pages and mind drifting off into another world. Your attention is drawn to the bedroom door when it opens, and in walks a tall woman, her red lips curled into a subtle grin.

“Hi!” You’re beaming as Larissa leans down and pecks you on the lips. “How was your day?”

After she tells you about her day–for once not including the mentions of one Wednesday Addams— she goes into the closet and changes out of her clothes and into something more comfortable. When she opens the door again, she’s grinning as she holds up two pieces of black silk.

“So…” you chirp, a smug look on your face. “I assume those are for my wrists…”

Larissa walks forward slowly, her eyebrows raising as she sits on the bed in front of you. After crawling forward on her hands and knees, she rests in between your legs, hand cupping your jaw gently as she places a soft kiss on your lips. “Oh no, darling,” she mutters as she pulls away, looking into your eyes. “These are for both of us…”

You giggle as you kiss her again. “And what in the world could you mean by that?”

“Well,” she says, “I thought we could play a little game…” She leans forward again, her voice lowering. “One where we’re both blinded…where we can only feel each other…where we can only hear each other…where every sense is magnetized.”

Your breath starts to pick up as you glance at the silk in her hand and then back to her eyes. “I think that’s a wonderful idea,” you mutter, taking one of the blindfolds from her hand and reaching to turn the lamp off. Your eyes never break eye contact as you both bring the blindfolds to your eyes and tie them securely around your heads. “I assume the game has started now.”

As her hand runs up and down your neck, memorizing your shape, Larissa chuckles. “Well, I think we have a few things getting in the way…” Her fingers trail down to the hem of your shirt. “Like this right here.” 

You suck in a breath as you feel her nails rake up your torso, fingers slowly moving your shirt up and over your head. Your hands run up her arms in search of her shoulders, goosebumps forming beneath your fingertips as they continue up her neck and across her face to find her lips.

You take a shallow breath as your thumb runs over her bottom lip, and you lean in to kiss her softly, taking delight in the way she smiles against your lips. 

Despite your vision being completely gone, it was still as if you could see everything happening right in front of you. Just as Larissa had stated before, every sense is magnetized by a hundred. A single touch to your navel was akin to the contradicting feeling of an ice cube forming streaks of searing hot goosebumps.

You shiver beneath her touch as her fingers move down to your hips, the tips lightly skimming the surface of your flesh. With her lips still on yours, Larissa’s free hand moves from gripping your hair to carefully, and painfully slowly, moving down your neck and to your chest. As another chill runs through your spine and her fingers toy with your nipple, you break away from the kiss and gasp as her long, slender fingers trace circles on your clit before dipping into your entrance and curling immediately. 

“Oh, fuck, Larissa…” 

The moan is breathy and Larissa is able to feel it on her own lips as she grins. “Does it feel good, sweetheart?”

You move your own hand down to her bare hips now as you try and grind your own on her fingers. “God, yes, Mommy.”

With your lips moving to her throat, you can feel Larissa flinch, the feeling unexpected with her blindfold depriving her of her senses. Only a few seconds later your fingers were mimicking hers, sliding easily into her wet cunt.

Her pulse begins racing and you grin as you nip at the skin of her neck. She gasps as you bite down harshly, trying to suppress a moan as her fingers move faster. Your hips move faster and so do your fingers, your other hand coming up to Larissa’s hair as you press your foreheads together. 

Moans filled what little gap there is between the two of you. 

“God, Larissa, please don’t stop, please!” You plead deliriously and your fingers grasp at her hair tighter, your head falling back and your mouth hung open. “Please, please, please, Larissa! I’m gonna fucking cum.”

You begin to shake, your fingers curling inside her even quicker.

Her words come out between moans and you can feel her hips rutting harder, her other hand holding your waist as you do the same. “Cum for me darling,” she breathes. “Be a good girl…make Mummy proud.”

Your shaking body tenses as loud moans fall from your tongue and you fall forward, your head on Larissa’s shoulder. As you catch your breath, you sit up more and press a fervent kiss to her lips. “Please, Mommy, cum for me. I want to hear you scream in pleasure. I want to know I’ve made you proud…that I’ve been a good girl for you.”

It didn’t take long for her to crumble as well, her mouth falling open in a silent scream as wave upon wave of pleasure washed over her. As her release crashed through her, you moved her hips, desperate for her to soak in every drop of euphoria she could get.

Calming down, she removes her blindfold and yours. Your eyes adjust to the darkness and a dazed smile grazes your lips as you pull your fingers from her, immediately putting them in your mouth to clean them off. She pulls you in for a kiss, her tongue grazing yours before she stands from the bed and tosses the blindfolds to the side.

You collapse into the pillows, chest heaving and arms above your head before she comes back with a cloth. As she cleans you up, you pull Larissa in for a soft kiss. “Thank you,” you mutter against her lips, eyes still closed.

After discarding the rag, she climbs on top of you, hands on your cheeks as she kisses you back. Larissa rolls over onto her side and you follow her trail, pulling the comforter up over your bare bodies, and draping your arm over her waist as hers does the same. The other comes under your neck, hand coming up to rest on your shoulder.

“I’d say that was a pretty fun game,” you muse.

Larissa giggles, ending with a sigh. “I have to say, I must agree.”

“You’ve always been the more clever one in this relationship.” You look up at her as you entwine your legs with her. Gasping in mock outrage, your eyes widen. “You’re not even gonna deny it?”

“No,” she snickers. “I’m not.”

You sigh, smiling as you press a kiss to her shoulder before pecking her on the lips. “Fair enough. Goodnight. I love you.”

#larissa weems x reader #larissa weems #wednesday #smut #my own smut turns me on #im a fucking menace #fanfic #gwendoline christie

[marrrowoflife]

the og jurassic park trio as incorrect quotes

Ellie, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Alan: Ellie, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Ian, would you get Ellie some water?

Ian: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

-

Ellie: You bought a taco?

Ian: Yes.

Ellie: From the same truck that hit Alan?!

Ian, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

-

Alan: Hey, do you know the password to Ellie’s computer?

Ian: Fuck you, Alan.

Alan: Hey!!

Ian: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouAlan".

Alan: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

-

Ian: But who gets which pencil?

Alan: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Ellie gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

-

Alan: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Ian: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Alan: You have to teach Ellie how to drive.

Ian: ...put the band-aid back on.

-

Ian: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.

Ian: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.

Ian: But who's to say.

Ellie: I think France isn't real.

Alan: Ellie, you've been to France.

Ellie: And???

-

Ian: I have locked Alan in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoisted by his own petard.

Ellie: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Ian: I’m blackmailing him.

Ellie: Oh, happy days.

-

Alan: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Ian's birthday invitations.

Ellie: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Alan: "Ian's birthday".

Ellie: So, what do they say instead?

Alan: "Ian’s bi".

Ellie:

Ellie: Works out either way.

-

Ellie: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ian: But are you shuffling?

Ellie: Everyday.

Alan: What language are you two speaking??

-

Ian: *sneaking in through his window*

Ellie: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Ian: I was with Alan?

Alan: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

-

Ian: Alan, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Alan: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Ian: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Ellie.

Alan: Wait- Ian, no-

-

Ellie: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Alan: Please don’t get arrested.

Ellie: No promises! <3

Ian: Why not both? Get creative!

Ellie: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Alan: Please don’t encourage her, Ian.

-

Ian: So... what’s goin’ on?

Ellie: You want the long version or the short version?

Ian, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Ellie: Shit’s fucked.

Ian: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

-

Ian: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

-

Ellie: *talking about Ian’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!

Alan, shocked: Did someone else die?

-

Alan: So when are we gonna tell him?

Ellie: Just give him a minute.

Ian: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

-

Ian: Alan-

Alan: *sighs* Ellie used to call me Alan...

Ian: ...Because it's your fucking name.

#jurassic park #incorrect quotes #sam neill #jeff goldblum #laura dern #alan grant #ian malcolm #ellie sattler #jurassic world

[grapejuicestyless]

Singer y/n x Harry part 3 album releases, hate club and relationships

Warnings: bullying

Summery: Y/n and Harry are both musicians. After Y/n finishes up her tour for her successful album, Sling, a certain musician reaches out to her and asks for her help on his next album.(also for this I realize Sling came out in 2021 but for this we’ll say it came out in 2020!)

In this part there is a time jump from February 2022 to May 2022.

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ynrryupdates Harry’s House comes out this week! On the updated credits on both Spotify and Apple Music under the Album you can spot Y/n’s name as a credited song writer for the songs, Little freak, grape juice and late night talking! Best of luck to both of them on release day!

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harryisdad okay but let’s remember that this is Harry’s album…not y/n’s…

| harrysking y/n wasn’t even that well known before this announcement. Good for her but like it feels like she’s getting too much spotlight for it not even being her album.

| ynstan y/n isn’t getting a ton of spotlight. Most people don’t even know she’s helped with the album yet. This is an update account for both of the artists so if course she’s going to be included in the post?

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harrystyles Harry’s house. Out now.

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yourusername really sentimental caption. I’m tearing up.

| harrystyles I know.

| yourusername can you write my future speeches?

| harrystyles yes, of course. 😊

| harryfan they are such grandparents.

lizzobeeating ✨✨✨

ynandharryrule GRAPEJUICE BLUES? LATE NIGHT TALKING? GUYS.

harryfan111 Is anyone else connecting the dots? Most of these songs connect back to sights of Harry and y/n or the New Year’s party.

| harrydailymail no you are so right..

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yoursusername May 20th is here and you know what that means…HARRYS HOUSE IS OUT NOW. I am so thankful that I was even considered to be part of such a large project. Thank you for letting me work with all of you, it was a blessing. I hope my writing helped. I was able to create some of my favorite bridges and create some tunes with some amazing people! Enjoy ☺️.

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harrystyles Grapejuice is stuck in my head.

| yourusername my songs have that effect.

Gracieabrams I love this album so much 😭✨

| yourusername AND ILY!!!

harryisking why is she acting like it’s her album…

| ynscat because she wrote some songs in it and helped play some instruments for others. Plus Harry doesn’t seem mad about it either. Calm down.

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harryupdates Harry and y/n were spotted at a local restaurant last night to celebrate the album! Fans said that it was just them and no one else. They also said they were being very affectionate with each other and Harry couldn’t take his eyes off of y/n or stop holding her hand. 🥹

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harryisking ew.

harryslover so they are together?

| harrystan112 they are besties. Calm down guys. I hold hands with my friends all the time.

| harryslover yeah but last time I checked “besties” don’t go on dates with each other or look at each other like that…

harrysflower WE LOST HIM.

harryfan props to y/n for pulling her celeb crush though.

harryissofine I don’t know who I wish I was more. Y/n or Harry…bi panic…

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dailymail Harry Styles and y/n y/l/n spotted out and about today packing on the PDA after a gym session together!

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harryisking notice how Harry isn’t kissing her back. Poor baby is being forced into another PR stunt.

| harrydefender babe what? The album is out. Both of their careers are booming. They don’t need the PR. Plus, if you saw the other leaked photos you would see him very happy.

harrystan a sad day for us.

ynistrash he could do so much better.

harryscherries this was not on my 2022 bingo card, but I’m actually so excited that it’s finally happening.

ynfan I wanna know when this happened. They’ve been flirting for awhile now, right?

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Okay so part 3 is DONE. It will probably only have 2 more parts but this is really fun so who knows. Ok that’s it.

[incandescent-creativity]

1, 2, and 7 for Ash and Willow for "Love"? Unless that's spoilers ;)

Romance Asks <3

1. Who said “I love you” first?

THIS is such an interesting question. Because I’m pretty sure they don’t get together until Book 4 (gawd. I know. I wish I could get there faster too).

Now the circumstances of Book 4 are when things take a turn for the extremely angsty.

So while normally I’d say it would be Willow who confesses first, because Ash is silly and repressed like that, the intensity of the moment I have in mind may lend itself to Ash saying the big ILY first.

I simply do not know yet.

2. What are their primary love languages?

Ash is an Acts of Service gal. In general, she trusts actions more than words. So if someone does something for her, that means more than anything.

Willow is probably a Quality Time person. I don’t know why, possibly because she had a happy childhood and therefore values things like a game night or mealtimes or whatever example you want.

And because it being Quality Time makes it difficult for Ash, because she’s an academic recluse and plot forces her to travel around all the time.

7. What are their favorite things to do together?

Spa days! In this latest draft, Willow is a massage therapist, and Ash has bodily aches n pains from working out and hunching over desks n books all day.

So even if Ash isn’t big on the whole hair appointments, nail appointments, etc, she does enjoy bath houses and she very much enjoys massages. Whether Willow is giving them or they’re receiving side by side.

This also means they’ve been on several dates and incidentally seen each other without one piece of clothing or another way before they get together romantically. Which is delicious for Ash’s bi panic.

#ratracechronicler #incandescently answered #ship: ashillow #THESE WERE GREAT Qs THANK YOU

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[Sažetak] Continuous Discovery Habits - Teresa Torres

Knjiga koja ima ocjenu 4.5 na Goodreads i 4.7 na Amazonu. Vrlo visoke ocjene. I nakon što sam pročitao, potpuno zaslužene. Knjiga koja treba biti osnovno štivo svim produktnim timovima. Ali i svim C-level izvršnim rolama da imaju alate što tražiti - ili ne tražiti - od svojih produktnih timova. Knjiga je prepuna korisnih i praktičnih savjeta kako razvijati produkt - kroz nekoliko osnovnih navika koje bi trebao koristiti svaki produktni tim. Navike koje omogućavaju kreiranje produkta u skladu s ciljevima i vrijednostima tvrtke a na usluzi krajnjim korisnicima.

Part I - What is Continuous Discovery?

"This book will introduce a continuous discovery framework that enables teams to discover brand new products and to iterate on existing ones" "It outlines a collection of habits that, when deployed week over week, lead to better business outcomes and better customers outcomes" "1. Outcome oriented - This means rather than defining your success by the code that you ship (your output), you define success as the value that code creates for your customers and for your business (the outcomes" "2. Customer - centric - It requires that we not lose sight of the fact (even though many companies have) that the purpose of business is to create and serve a customer" "3. Collaborative - Rather than the product manager decides, the designer designs, and the engineer codes, we embrace a model where we make team decisions while leveraging the expertise and knowledge that we each bring to these decisions" "4. Visual - The habits in this book will encourage you to draw, to externalize your thinking, and to map what you know" "5. Experimental - Many of us may not have science training, but, to do discovery well, we need to learn to think like scientists identifying assumptions and gathering evidence" "6. Continuous - Rather than thinking about discovery as something that we do at the beginning of a project, you will learn to infuse discovery continuously throughout your development process" "He argues that a company's purpose is to serve the customer. Instead of framing business needs at the odds with customer needs, Drucker is aligning the two, by arguing that serving the customer is how we generate profit" "Opportunity solution trees are a simple way of visually representing the paths you might take to reach a desired outcome"

Part II - Continuous Discovery Habits

"When we manage by outcomes, we give our teams autonomy, responsibility, and ownership to chart their own path" "When multiple teams are signed the same outcome, it's easy to shift blame for lack of progress" "Challenging goals create focus, inspire effort and persistence, and help surface relevant organizational knowledge" "It's perfectly fine to start with a learning goals and work your way toward a S.M.A.R.T performance goal" "When setting product outcomes, avoid these common anti-patterns: - Pursuing too many outcomes at once - Ping-ponging from outcome to another - Setting individual outcomes instead of product-trio outcomes - Choosing an output as an outcome - Focusing on one outcome to the detriment of all else" "When working with an outcome for the first time, it can feel overwhelming to know where to start. It helps to first map out your customers experience as it exists today" "To get started, you'll need to first set the scope of your experience map" "To prevent group think, it's critical that each member of the trio start by developing their own perspective before the trio works together to develop a shared perspective" "Drawing allows us to externalize out thinking, which, in turn, helps us examine that thinking" "As you work to visualize what you know, avoid there common anti-patterns: - Getting bogged down in endless debate - Using words instead of visuals - Moving forward as if your map is true - Forgetting to refine and evolve your map as you learn more" "Since we can't ask our customers direct questions about their behavior, the best way to learn about their needs, pain points, and desires is to ask them to share specific stories about their experience" "A narrow scope will help you optimize your existing product. Broader questions will help will help you uncover new opportunities. The broadest questions will help you uncover new markets" "The golden rule of interviewing is to let the participant talk about what they care about most" "Weekly interviewing is foundational to a strong discovery practice" "A digital product is never done, and the opportunity space is never finite or complete" "As you start building your continuous interviewing habit, avoid these common anti-patterns: - Relying on one person to recruit and interview participants - Asking who, what, why, how, and when questions - Interviewing only when you think you need it - Sharing what you learned by sending out pages of notes and/or sharing a recording - Stopping to synthesize a set of interviews" "Our customers stories are rife with gaps between what they expect and how the world works" "But our job is not to address every customers opportunity. Our job is to address customer opportunities that drive our desired outcome" "After you've created your first draft , keep and eye out for these common anti-patterns: - Opportunities framed from your company's perspective - Vertical opportunities - Opportunities have multiple parent opportunities - Opportunities are not specific - Opportunities are solutions in disguise" - Capturing feelings as opportunities" "We assume that success comes from launching features. That is what product thought leader Melissa Perri calls The Build Trap" "Our customers care about solving their needs, pain points, and desires" "By addressing only one opportunity at a time, we unlock the ability to deliver value iteratively over time" "We want to prioritize opportunities that support our company vision, mission, and strategic objectives over opportunities that don't" "As you assess and prioritize the opportunity space, be sure to avoid these common anti-patterns: - Delaying a decision until there is more data - Over relying on one set of factors at the cost of the others - Working backwards from your expected conclusion" "In other words, as we generate more ideas, the diversity and novelty of those ideas increases" "Study after study found that the individuals generating ideas alone outperformed the brainstorming groups" "Research shows that while we are better at generating ideas individually, we are better at evaluating ideas as a group" "As you generate ideas, be sure to avoid these common anti-patterns: - Not including diverse perspectives - Generating too many variations of the same idea - Limiting ideation to one session - Selecting ideas that don't address the target opportunity" "Product teams are particularly susceptible to confirmation bias and the escalation of commitment" "Additionally assumption testing is generally quicker than idea testing, and the faster pace helps us guard against the escalation of commitment" "One of the best ways to align as a team around what your ideas mean is to story map them" "We aren't story mapping what it would take to build the service - we are story mapping what the key players need to do for our customers to get value from it" "Throughout your story map, every time you assume that an end-user will do something, you are making desirability assumptions, usability assumptions and feasibility assumptions" "Pre-mortems are a great way to generate assumptions" "As you work to identify the hidden assumptions behind your ideas, be sure to avoid these common anti-patterns: - Not generating enough assumptions - Phrasing your assumptions such that you need them to be false - Not being specific enough - Favoring one category at the cost of other categories" "Assumption test don't merely give us a go/no-go decision for an individual idea; they help us evaluate sets of ideas" "As we test assumptions, we want to start small and iterate to bigger, more reliable, more sound tests, only after each previous round provides an indicator that continuing to invest is worth our effort" "Our goal as a product team is not to seek truth but to mitigate risk" "As you design and run your assumption tests, keep these common anti-patterns in mind: - Overly complex simulations - Use percentage instead of specific numbers when defining evaluation criteria - Not defining enough evaluation criteria - Testing with the wrong audience - Designing for less than the best-case scenario" "This is why we say discovery feeds delivery and delivery feeds discovery. They aren't two distinct phases. You can't have one without the other" "It's counterintuitive, but when instrumenting your product, don't try to measure everything from the start" "Instead of trying to plan everything upfront, start small and experiment your way to the best instrumentation" "We aren't afraid to measure hard things - and you shouldn't be either" "As you work to instrument your product and understand the impact of your product changes on your desired outcomes, avoid the common anti-patterns: - Getting stuck trying to measure everything - Hyper focusing on you assumption tests and forgetting to walk the lines of you opportunity solution tree - Forgetting to test the connection between your product outcome and your business outcome" "Most of the work in discovery is not following the process - it's managing the cycles" "The fruit of discovery work is often the time we save when we decide not to build something" "As you manage the cycles of continuous discovery, be sure to avoid there common anti-patterns: - Overcommitting to an opportunity - Avoiding hard opportunities - Drawing conclusions from shallow learnings - Giving up before small changes have time to add up" "It's not enough to do good discovery if you aren't bringing your stakeholders along with you" "When meeting with stakeholders, don't start with your conclusions. Instead, slow down and show your work" "When meeting with stakeholders, start at the top of your tree. Remind your stakeholders what your desired outcome is" "When we show our work, we are inviting our stakeholders to co-create with us" "As you work with your stakeholders, keep these common anti-patterns in mind: - Telling instead of showing - Overwhelming stakeholders with all the messy details - Arguing with stakeholders about why their ideas won't work - Trying to win the ideological battle instead of focusing in the decision in hand"

Part III - Developing Your Continuous Discovery

"Instead of asking for permission or waiting for someone to show you how, start small. Iterate from there." "Don't work alone. The habits in this book are designed to be adopted by a cross-functional trio" "When product teams engage with their customers week-over-week, they don't just get the benefit of interviewing more often - they also start rapid prototyping and experimenting more often" "I believe continuous interviewing is a keystone habit for continuous discovery. Of all of the habits in this book, if you are looking for one place to get started, this is it" "As you work to adopt the continuous discovery habits, be sure to avoid these common anti-patterns: - Focusing on why a given strategy won't work (aka that will never work here), instead on what is within your control - Being the annoying champion for the right way of working - Waiting for permission instead of starting with what is within your control"

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ATHENATHENATHENA

I LOVE U 💗💞💖🥰🥺

here are some of my favorite images in my camera roll:

my friend sticking her foot in another friend’s pocket

this screenshot.

my kitty in the sink hehe <3

bi-cycle.

draco peeking out from over the stairs

foot coven

wings of desire

no comment

the time @goosetheluce changed @taerwen’s chromebook screen while she was in the bathroom

kills me every time

and that’s all it’ll let me put in this one ask!! lmk if u want more lmao 💀

DAVID HARBOUR love him

also, yeah, there are so many people(moots) i'd let platonically impregnate me tbh

ROSS

ily el <3

mwah!

#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥the oracle and your fate.⋆｡⋆˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆. #⇢ ˗ˏˋ athena's moots☄. *. ⋆ #↳ ❝ [elia] ¡! ❞

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The Rising of the Shield Hero

English: SEASON 1: I don't even have to tell you how it all starts since we all know how it is when it comes to isekai. The first 3-4 episodes are phenomenal, the main character's emotions, that suffering and misery simply make the viewer sympathize with him. I like when there is a certain segment that reminds of video games in isekai, and in this one it is one of the main things. Naofumi (the main character) is rejected by society throughout the anime, and he has Raphtalia and Filo by his side. Malty Melromarc is currently my most hated character in anime fiction, and that's why I was so happy at the end when they said everyone had to call her "Whore" or "Slut". This anime is a bit above than average isekai, but again it's nothing too special, just very fun to watch. SEASON 2: I would rather call this season “The Fall of the Shield Hero”. The first six episodes dealing with the Spirit Turtle were desperate. Both story and animation. After that it becomes okay. Naofumi and the others go to another world to defeat Kyo (the new villain). They discover that actually that world and theirs are very similar. They become friends with the villains from last season (L'Arc, Therese and Glass). Raphtalia gets a new power, Katana Vassal Weapon. And that’s about it, I think the last episode was unnecessary, literally nothing major happened in it, just flashbacks to previous episodes. This was a terrible season, I hope the third one will be much better. Favorite Character: Iwatani, Naofumi Serbian: SEZONA 1: Ne moram ni da pričam kako sve počinje pošto svi znamo kako je to kada je isekai u pitanju. Prve 3-4 epizode su fenomenalne, emocije glavnog lika, ta patnja i beda jednostavnu navedu gledaoca da se saoseća sa njim. Volim kada u isekaijima ima taj neki segment igrica, u ovom je to posebno izraženo. Naofumi (glavni lik), je kroz ceo anime odbačen od strane društva, i pored sebe ima Raftaliju i Filo. Malti Melromark mi je trenutno lik iz anime fikcije kojeg najviše mrzim, i baš zbog toga sam bio jako srećan na kraju kada su rekli da svako mora da je zove po imenu “Kurva” ili “Drolja”. Ovaj je anime malo iznad prosečnog isekaija, ali opet nije ništa previše specijalno, samo je vrlo zabavan da se gleda. SEZONA 2: Pre bih ovu sezonu nazvao “Pad Heroja Štita”. Prvih šest epizoda koje su vezane za Duhovnu Kornjaču su bile očajne. Kako i priča, tako i animacija. Posle toga postaje okej. Naofumi i ostali odlaze u drugi svet kako bi pobedili Kjoa (novog negativca). Otkrivaju da su zapravo taj svet i njihov veoma slični. Sprijateljuju se sa negativcima iz prošle sezone (Larkom, Terezom i Glas). Raftalija dobija novu moć tj. Vazalno Oružje Katane. I to je otprilike to, mislim da je poslednja epizoda bila nepotrebna, bukvalno ništa bitno se nije dogodilo u njoj, samo flešbekovi na prethodne epizode. Sve u svemu, užasna sezona, nadam se da će treća biti mnogo bolja. Omiljeni Lik: Ivatani, Naofumi

[asriel-dreemurr-instead-of-brain]

incase you couldn't tell im suselle brainrotting rn so uh some suselle stuff some headcanons some analysis etc etc

- susie liked noelle first (this concept is so funny to me and i cant explain why). just the idea of noelle handing susie a pencil and susie IMMEDIATELY having Panic and just kind of looking at noelle sometimes like 'whats this feeling' meanwhile noelle barely knows she exist, only for noelle to later be the biggest fucking simp and have no idea that the person shes simping for really softly liked her first

- susie came to town less than a year ago (she hasn't met asriel which implies she's relatively new) and she moved from another school where other students got her expelled for something dumb thus why shes so paranoid and noelle showing kindness to her just make her So Fucking Gay

- i ship them very very very very very much but besides the romantic and gay panic thing I love the concept of them becoming friends first so we get the whole 'friends who are obviously in love' thing but also just because they seem like, beyond them being nervous and flustered, once they get comfortable, they actually trust each other a lot and have a special bond in a way they don't really have with anyone else hhh <3 (ppl asked: Platontic or Romantic and I rlly said "yes")

- not suselle necessarily but noelle is transfem and lesbian and susie is a she/her nonbinary and a lesbian (ive also seen a lot of other very valid headcanons, like transfem or transmasc susie or bi susie)

- susie is actually deeply embarassed about having a tail for Trauma Reasons so noelle noticing and not judging her probably meant a lot

- i see a lot of susie being a smooth bad girl and as nice as that is. susie is literally SO awkward and full of gay panic if she gets any level of affection she either 1) finds some way to brush it off to herself like 'oh its not really a big deal heh', 2) assumes that it's some kind of sick joke, or 3) fucking loses her shit and stops functioning

- i also see a lot of "noelle: omg susiesuisieisiusei shes here oh my god i love her oh my god look at her omg-" and "susie: *image of milk spilling inside of a thought bubble*/ref" and to an extent that's true and also very valid but the roles also reverse sometimes. when susie is like in casual mode shes just like this gremlin who isnt thinking about anything romantic but then shell enter panic mode and just get so fucking flustered and nervous like "DFJWIOEJFIOWEJ HI" and also overthink what noelle means (susie has a tendency to have trouble believing others mean positive things about her so whenever they say something nice her first instinct internally is probably to find out some other explaination) and noelle is either overthinking anxiety "holy shit i fucking LOVE her I could write an ESSAY" or just "omg susie *brain melts*" mode

- susie would not initiate first. susie is the type of person who would die waiting (or more likely die In Denial). Noelle would get nervous as HELL but after forever of susie being unable to make a move because she's Susie and also susie just missing every fucking hint Noelle would just be like 'ily you dumb bitch (affectionate)'

- when they get closer noelle is definitely the one who's more confident in their relationship,,, although she's very nervous and insecure, she trusts susie and gets to know how much of a dork she is. susie trusts noelle but it's also a little nervous/hesitant because susie pretty clearly just generally really cares about noelle in this soft way so i think she'd be really nervous about rejection

- "u-um- did you like- wanna- um- fuck nvm its stupid" "what is it" "IWASJUSTWONDERINGIFYOUWANTEDTOHOLDHANDSIFNOTTHATSFINEIDONTCARE" "susie we've been dating for a year"

- noelle is way more dirty-minded than susie. sex jokes fly over susie's head but noelle reads smut in her free time

- when noelle finds out it wasn't a dream she's gonna be like. "haha very funny ofc it was a dream" "hold on wait then you wouldn't know about it" "HOLY SHIT I TOLD SUSIE THAT OF COURSE ITS A DREAM IF SHES HERE................ FUCK...... IM SO EMBARASSED IM GONNA DIE SHE DEFINITELY KNOWS I LIKE HER NOW...." "wait that means that all the nice stuff she said,, was true,,, omg,,,"

- (noelle proceeds to bring it up to susie 'so um about the, the things i said when i thought i was dreaming, um,' and susie's just like '?' and noelle is trying to say 'sorry if i made things awkward because i like you (because i'm assuming you can tell)' without actually saying it but then noelle just slowly realizes that susie is dense as a brick)

- susie takes noelle being in trouble so seriously for someone she barely knows, like she clearly has a soft spot

- if noelle wasn't so self-conscious, she would be flirty as FUCK. and occasionally she might have a moment where that ends up showing and susie just fucking "what"

- noelle is either "i want this woman to lift me gently in her arms and look at me like i'm the only person in the world..." or "i want this woman to fucking DESTROY me" there is no in between.

- contrary to popular belief noelle can and will say fuck but only when shes alone because she's a bit embarassed about swearing, so someone she looks up to swearing a lot just makes her feel better about it

- susie would be like "yeah I dont care for christmas I don't see the point in doing anything for the holidays and all the sweaters are ugly-" and noelle would come up to her like "hey susie I made you this ugly sweater!!!" and susie would be like "ITS CHRISTMAS TIME BITCH LOOK AT THIS AWESOME SWEATER NOELLE MADE FOR ME !!!!!"

- susie would be constantly really shy about being in a relationship with noelle and avoid saying anything about it (she's not embarassed of noelle, she's just embarrassed at the idea of someone liking her in that way and still can't get used to the thought of someone wanting to be with her without Panicking), but when it comes to non-romantic things susie is really loud and proud about it like "HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT NOELLE DID THATS AWESOME AS FUCK", vs noelle who at first is shy about the relationship thing but like it drops pretty quickly and shes constantly talking about how much she loves her gf and susie just Fucking Dies

- susie really just likes holding noelle (and noelle really likes being held)

- when noelle confesses susie genuinely thinks its some kind of joke, depending on context she either gets upset/hurt (but then quickly realizes she's trying to move past doing that and apologizes) or she just gets kind of awkward like 'ummmm ok?' because she can't really process the idea of noelle Actually Liking Her

- noelle is the only person allowed to touch susies hair no i will not elaborate

- susie takes Forever to realize she has The Feelings even though she liked noelle from the start and when she realizes she just "AH FUCK.......NO..." ("fuck i forgot i was gay..... why... help..")

- noelle realizes immediately the moment she starts to like susie I can imagine her just sitting out in gym class and watching susie play a game with everyone (in which susie is ignoring all the rules) and she just kinda watches and then she goes. "dayuuuum." "ah shit it's the lesbianism again </3"

- susie says shell beat the shit outta you if you mess with her gf but if you talk shit about susie noelle just "SCUSE ME BITCH?"

- although she is generally a lot more nice and polite than susie

#susie deltarune #noelle holiday #utdr #deltarune #dr #suselle #susielle #headcanons #theyre lesbians your honor #just #two genuinely sweet girls at their cores... #who are girlbosses who are powerful #one who had to learn to be tough as a defense mechanism #one that just wants to be seen as good and pure based on how shes raised #myposts #textposts #deltarune headcanons #suselle headcanons

[moons-and-stars-and-shit]

Hi ao idk if your matchups are still open but I would just like to send mine just in case and if you they are closed, could you do mine when you open them?🥺 ANYWAYS. Imma introduce myself :)

My name is Cecilia, and my pronouns are she/they! I am a Aries, im Bi and im a ENFP. When it comes to the physical aspects, I am 5'8, I have brown hair, brown eyes and I have freckles on my face. Also I'm kinda blind lol I use glasses bc I can't see shit without them 😃. I'm chubby and I have the fear of accidentally squishing people if I sit on their laps or if they carry me 😀. When someone meets me for the first time you will either get the first impression that im a rude and sarcastic person that doesn't care about anyone and I will kill you OR I am one of the nicest human beings that you will ever meet on the planet earth. There isn't really a in-between. BUT, usually when I warm up to people I can be really chaotic and fun, tho I am really sarcastic so people really won't be able to save themselves from my snarky remarks :) . I really like to listen to music, read, ride my bike,, write poetry, play video games and watch movies (preferably romantic movies or horror movies). I also enjoy learning new languages and for now I speak 3 (Spanish (which is my native one), English and Russian. I'm trying to learn Japanese). I hate strawberries and thunderstorms. UwU idk if you take preferences for what characters people want for matchups, but my preferences are yaku, suna, yamaguchi, or akaashi.

Ok thanks ily and take care! 🥺💓

@scftfairyking

Romantic Matchup

Suna Rintarou

A/N Ok so he was actually a candidate for your matchups so when you said he was one of your preferences I was like why not 👀

How Y’all Met

So you we’re actually Atsumus gaming buddy

You guys were a very chaotic duo 😊

but you guys would often just play video games together

So when Suna ACTUALLY agreed to come play video games at his house with him

He thought he would invite you too

Yk for shits and giggles

Things started off pretty smoothly

Y’all just played Mario kart together

Then the smack talk started...

You started throwing little jabs about Sunas playing

Which started to rile him up

Causing the game to get a little...intense

Honestly Atsumu didn’t even know what was happening anymore

One minute y’all were laughing together

But now you could cut the tension with a knife

Eventually it was just you and suna going head to head in the game

Unfortunately a text from your parents distracted you for a split second and he won 😔

You had to go home anyways so you started to pack your stuff

But before leaving the house you pointed at suna and said

“Nice playing, but you just got lucky. I’ll beat you next time”

And left

If you had stayed a little longer you would’ve seen the pink that dusted Sunas cheeks 👀

Before he took his leave he asked suna for your number

Which earned him a couple of teases from the blonde twin

But in the end he got it

And the first thing he sent you was a challenge to 8 ball

And the text

“You said you’d beat me next time, so let’s see about that”

Which began the start of your glorious friendship

Eventuality poor Atsumu got replaced as your gamer buddy

And suna took his place 👀

Suna had feelings for you since he first met you

But never said anything

But a certain blabber mouth twin did...

Atsumu had noticed how much you two we’re hanging out

So being the little snitch he is ratted his friend out

He literally just flat out told you that suna liked you

This info was obviously a little shocking

But you wouldn’t deny that you were a little pleased 👀

You’ve also developed feelings for suna

So YOU confessed to HIM

And of course he agreed 🙄

What They Love About You

He loves how sassy you are

This mans can be a sassy little shit too

So it’s cool that he found someone who can match his energy

And take a couple of teases every now and then

Awww

He loves your freckles

He legit thinks their the cutest thing ever

Oh and he LOVES your height

It’s just perfect in comparison to his

Hugs are never awkward yk

Favorite Things To Do Together

Omg

He loves to watch horror movies with you

Like full on horror movie marathons

Oof and god forbid you actually get scared

Because first of all he’ll tease the shit out of you

But then he’ll go on about how he’ll “protect you”

He still likes to play video games with you!

But be warned...

These moments get VERY competitive

He also just likes to chill with you and listen to music

Every time you do that you get to pick a song then he gets to pick a song

Fun timessss

Random Hc

His favorite horror movie is The Shining

For ONE reason only

Because you always get a little jittery after watching it

So he loves to just pop out from behind a corner and yell

HERES JOHNNY

He honestly thinks it’s the funniest shit ever

He was this 🤏 close to beating the s h i t out of Atsumu for telling you how he felt

But he didn’t

Cause he ended up with you ❤️

He will literally pick you up outta NOWHERE

just to get a reaction out of you 🥲

Astrology

When Aries and Aquarius come together in a love match, the combination of Aquarius vision and Aries action makes them a highly creative pair.

Their relationship is anything but static; they can be competitive, but life with these two is never dull!

Zodiac Signs that are two apart tend to have a special connection, and these are no exception.

They are great friends as they communicate really well.

They have a special understanding of one another’s idealistic, enthusiastic outlook on life.

They both crave excitement and new experiences — the wilder and stranger, the better.

They’re both into thrills and showing off.

Many Aries-Aquarius relationships are based on mutual admiration.

Aries loves how unique Aquarius is, their inventive vision of the world; Aquarius loves Aries for their energy and initiative — Aquarius gets new ideas all the time but sometimes finds it hard to carry them out.

Since both Signs prize independence, Aries’s tendency toward possessiveness can push Aquarius to become aloof or detached as a self-preservation tactic.

Though they have that special connection, they do see the world in very different lights, which they both need to understand.

Aries can be too involved for Aquarius’s taste, and Aquarius in turn may be too unpredictable for Aries.

As it turns out, Aquarius is the one Sign that has Aries beat when it comes to spontaneity!

As long as both partners reassure each other that the relationship is important and secure, things will be just fine.

Overall Aesthetic

Grunge

My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone

Verbatim - Mother Mother

DVD - Robbie Jet

IFHY - Tyler The Creater

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu fandom #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu matchups #suna #suna rintarou #suna x reader #suna x y/n

[sleepyspogart]

dj school headcanons bc i’m obsessed ( i promise the art stuff is soon )

-Sometimes for the fish market, Student has to go get more fish by going fishing. He usually brings Yellow along, Yellow sometimes brings a fishing rod too, sometimes he does not. They sit by the lake/wherever they are and talk and fish. Yellow occasionally lays his head on Student’s shoulder during this.

-Speaking of the fishing headcanon, if you see Yellow and Student in a ‘couple’ sense, one of the fishing trips was the place where the two had their first kiss together (and the day yellow confessed his love) <3 [they called that day the ‘first-kiss-fishing-date’ <333]

-DJ Yellow has a gap in his front two teeth (like this)

-DJ Yellow secretly really likes to be the little spoon while cuddling, yet he can manage being the big spoon.

-DJ Yellow gets hurt a lot. Unintentionally. He doesn’t tell Student about it because he doesn’t want Student to worry about him. Student usually finds out though.

-DJ Student has zero idea how sports work.

-DJ Student can sing, but he hates his singing voice, and will only sing (more in whispers/humming) in front of Yellow or the Rap Men

-Yellow likes fruit snacks lol

-Student occasionally goes stargazing

-Student comes from a family with a broken marriage, and he barely saw his mom.

-On a car ride, Yellow is the dude that will say “are we there yet??”

-Yellow calls Student “hot stuff” in public/with friends to embarrass him

-Student gets sick at the taste of coffee. He once took a big sip of Yellow’s coffee thinking it was his drink and almost v0mitted.

-At a party, Yellow’s probably the one that gets drunk first

-Speaking of parties, Yellow is also the person that would walk into a party/club and yell “DRINKS ARE ON ME!”

-Yellow’s headphones are a gift that his deceased friend gave him and that’s why he always wears them

-Another one seeing Yellow and Student in a couple sense, Yellow gives Student goodnight texts (if yellow is out working on music stuff away from home) [ ex; ‘ily student gn, i promise I’ll be home soon 💞’ ] or goodnight kisses (when he is home)

-Yellow isn’t great with money, for instance he bought his huge pink elephant off of amazon (same day shipping) and it sits next to his desk

-Since Yellow is so close to Student, when he has to leave home for a bit he HAS to call him all the time, since well, Yellow has separation anxiety. When he leaves he can only be gone for a short amount of time.

-Student likes to doodle sometimes

-(another one in a couple sense) Student was actually going to confess his love before the first-kiss-fishing-date. But, even though they d i d kiss, a couple days after Student told Yellow he loved him and Yellow acted all shocked

-Yellow still sleeps with stuffed animals

-Yellow also snores and rolls around A LOT during his sleep. (even to the point where he quite literally wakes up on top of Student)

-Student and Yellow cuddle a lot. Unintentionally, and intentionally. Unintentionally, Yellow rolls around in his sleep and snuggles up to Student (or they’re just realllllyyy close when sleeping and they just snuggle up to eachother) and they just stay like that till morning, or before going to sleep they do the ‘big spoon little spoon’ stuff.

-Yellow likes monkeys. And RH really makes me think that in their world, their town is just infested with monkeys. So ALL THE TIME Yellow tries to bribe Student into getting a monkey.

-(more ship stuff) Yellow fell in love slowly while Student kinda fell in love at first sight.

-(more ship stuff i think) They both use pet names, usually more in texting  though.

-Both Student and Yellow are insecure about something. Yellow is insecure about his smile while Student is kinda just insecure in general

-Yellow has a very odd sense of humor

-in texting, Student texts like, a normal person would [ex: ‘Really? Huh that sucks’] and Yellow texts like prob would, [ex, leaving ‘i’m’ ‘i’ ‘i’ve’ the start of the sentence, names, and literally everything lowercased,and also abbreviating everything]

-Yellow is a Omnisexual He/him, and Student is either Bi (leaning towards men) or just straight-up gay. Student is fine with any pronouns, but he likes he/him. Student is also okay with they/them.

-If Yellow was in a fight, he would need time and space after the fight.

-Student gets sick very easily.

-Student is the guy that would lend you clothes

-Student really does want to show affection to people. But he always screws up and he feels bad about it.

-Student would spend more time with his aunt and uncle, which is where he got the fishing thing from

-Once you get to know him, you start to notice how Yellow has slight anger issues.

#dj school #rhythm heaven #dj yellow #dj student

[bisexualoftheblade-old]

how many wips do you have? like what are they all, and not the number of wips in a fandom? what are all the names?

okay. fuck you. fuck you so much. fuck you.

i’m putting this under a read more cut no one else deserves to see this shit. a lot of these are requests, and for those i will just write out the request itself

Shadowhunters:

domestic polycule fluff with tem, jessa, and will because im not a coward

Supernatural

- hehe hoho i request destiel hehehe

- request 61/? cai cai cai cai i need you to rewrite the destiel scene but yk. GOOD. not like i'm in the know about the spn fandom or anything, it's been years for me. but DO IT

Bright Sessions

- caleb/adam grisha AU

- mark bryant vs. united states aka sue the AM

- caleb/adam college fluff

Umbrella Acaademy

- request 31/? i want a ben and klaus drabble please spare me some brotherly bickering

- AND SO BEGINS NIGHT 4 with request 13/? oooh oooh can i get a raymond and allison playlist??? i think their vibes together would SLAP

- hi there night 2 is technically morning 3 but who's counting not me anyway request 5/? can i get a ben moodboard? gotta rep my tua bb

Percy Jackson

- request 9/? can i get a percabeth moodboard or quote edit?? like god they're the og couple goals take me back to high school cai

- For the 100 follower things :D Jercy getting caught in the rain

- request 29/? a drabble about literally anything to do with pjo. i’ll be happy with anyone and anything i’m love these children

- *somersaults in like I’m a real fancy acrobat* hello ello ello may I request some camp half blood chaos possible involving *does a flip* ✨side characters✨ <3

Penumbra Podcast 

- request 52/? drabble about the penumbra podcast. this is for ren bc ren likes it and i don't actually know anything about it. juno? i think? that's the one ren likes. write it for ren

- Tpp ghost hunting / buzzfeed unsolved au

- sad juno smut

- final resting place fic go brrrr

Marvel

- request 6/? i'm going to my roots y'all can i get a spider-man playlist? if not a playlist then i'd honestly be happy with literally anything involving spider-man

- request 15/? i'm going crazy this is recorded evidence of me actually losing it ANYWAY can i get a quote edit for something from iron man? literally anything that man says is gold so cai's choice :D he deserved better in endgame i'm still bitter

- request 42/? do another spidey thing that differs from the other spidey thing

- request 73/? you have Opinions. rant about infinity way and/or endgame. go.

- request 74/? quote edit for deadpool!!

- spideytorch relationship character study

- peter parker as a tired grad student monitoring the young avengers (send help)

Six of Crows

- okay listen i wasn't going to request anything bc i worry about you but also? if you want to/have the time hit me with a playlist for our girl nina zenik

- request 43/? fuckin give me the ending anya should have had. she is alive and with her new son and having a great time

- request 45/? inej moodboard?

- request 47/? will you make literally any meme of your choosing for six of crows?

- request 48/? write a drabble for kaz, my favorite bastard

- okay so i don't actually like nina or mattias that much but i still wanna hear about your thoughts (and also see if you'll change my mind)

- kaz brekker turning 18 fic. birthday party, everyone singing, whole shebang. i need it stat

- religious trauma fic aka i started shipping kaz/alina/inej and i can’t stop

- kaz trauma soup (he has D.I.D. and you can’t prove me wrong)

- my two redacted fics for @grishaversebigbang​

- wesper fake dating

- six of crows bright sessions crossover: everyone gets therapy

TMA

- uhh... s1 gang having a nice time? melanie getting to have some Pride™️? some "fun" horror thing?

- request 7/? spare steph and jason bonding? please sir? spare some for a humble child such as myself?

- okay so this was meant for night 3 but i had midterm shit SO this is honorary night 3 let's DO THIS request 8/? i want a moodboard of extremely out of context magnus archives shit like i mean confuse the FUCK out of me i don't go here i know Nothing about it

- request 11/? OKAY so i need tim stoker meeting tim drake now i need my timmy to meet your tim plus i want to see character differences no i'm not trying to create a tim stoker in my head so i can read a's fic while NOT thinking of tim drake whaaaaaat you're crazy

- request 18(i think)/? i need a quote edit of every time within the first like. 15 eps of tam where jon is like “sounds fake but go off” thank u bb

- request 40/? i challenge you to write a tma drabble based only on the episodes i've heard. i'm currently halfway through episode 23

- Jon being lovingly bullied into taking a break. I'm aware this has been written a million times but it is one of my favorite things.

- spiral!sasha AU

- extinction martin go brrrrr

- high school era timsasha. they've both been friends for years, and everyone always asks when they will be a couple. they decide to fake date, to prove everyone wrong and show what a bad couple they would be. turns out that's a bit trickier than they thought

- after sasha comes back, tim is broken. he can't let go, scared that if he looks away for even a minute he'll lose her again. sasha suggests shibari as a way for him to give up control

- sasha pov mag 19 au, sacrificing herself to save the others, knows that if she gives herself up to the not!them it will let the others live

- this is the "tim finds a polaroid of sasha" trope

- early archives days,, long nights in research,,, clothes sharing,, somft. late nights and falling asleep at their desks warm and safe in the other's presence

- two parts: timsasha as kids, each picking a constellation that is "theirs". just soft kid antics. tim at sasha's grave glancing up to see their constellations

- continuing your job’s a joke (you’re broke)

DC Comics

- TIMSTEPH HADESTOWN AU,,,

- my redacted fic for @batfam-big-bang​

- request for you to get a decent amount of sleep? serious answer, dickkori, SAL's Venus

- request 4/? timsteph morning after 👀 mayhaps?

- a concept: nonbinary stephanie brown

- teehee hi mom, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but can i request damian angst for your accomplishments 100 followers?

- hi you can ignore my first request if you want, or you can ignore this one. but bls possibly write some bikini ra’s? -the bikini bitch

- request 27/? jay is asking through me for a jondami playlist but tbh i also want it so win win yk?

- "I don't know how to help you but I can help you find someone who does" with bruce and jason? im just craving bruce being a good day to jason for once

- “I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.” with steph and jason as dumbass disaster bi best friends pretty please?

- request 32/? timsteph patrol date!!!

- request 33/? timsteph *gala* date? mayhaps??

- request 37/? tim drake drabble but make it Edgy cai

- request 39/? drabble of a prank war between tim and damian

- joyfire cuddly fluff please? or like just any outlaw fluff if joyfire isnt your thing (feel free to add every member of the outlaws, dont feel like u gotta stick with jason, kori, roy i love them all)

- barbara and robin! jason fluff? bonding over books or something?

- request 62/? i need a drabble about the chaotic trio jason, tim, and steph i'm love them ty

- request 63/? batfam x mcu crossover. batfam meets ironfam. give me ALL the cliches. ALL OF THEM

- request 64/? young justice x young avengers - jay cuz idk SHIT about the young avengers

- request 66/? jondami moodboard pls and ty

- request 67/? timsteph moodboard!!!!!!

- request 69/? HEHEHE kinky 😏 i would v much like a timsteph drabble of the almost first time. does that make sense? like i don't want you to go all the way NSFW cuz i know that's against the rules and i'm a rule follower. but like they *almost* go all the way. this could be fade to black or some shit i don't care just make it a lil steamy and have Fun

- i request damian angst! all of it

- hmm... maybe i request? jondami?

- mayhaps,,,,some batfam,,,,,committing crimes? ily be gay do crime <3 - lu

- How about a ficlet with Steph and Cass?

Found Family Bingo Prompts

- no powers au

- tunnel

- first day

- join the club

- hurt/comfort

- experiment

- playing favorites

- hold on

- possession

- 10 o’clock

- singing

- road

- snitch

- curfew

- timer

- fantasy au

- zombie au

- dreams

- campfire

- are you okay

- movie night

- games

- scared

Miscellaneous

- a request: Write A Drabble, Coward

- is it too late to request a moodboard for me?

- request 20/? i’m going off book because i’m in a Chaotic Mood™️ can you just absolutely vibe check me like go off cai demolish me

- request 21/? i formally request that you pick a favorite cai. i don’t care what that favorite pertains to, just pick a favorite something

- request 23/? roast me

- request 24/? can i have a buzzfeed unsolved spoopy playlist but spoiler alert it’s not spoopy bc shane doesn’t believe does this make sense it has been a Day™️

- request 25/50 i want a jake and amy fic make it Soft cai i’m love them b99 is so good

- request 28/? i know nothing about the lord of the rings so make something that will confuse the shit out of me

- request 34/? malvie and jaylos moodboards 😈

- request 35/? a moodboard for the bbb mods!! perceive all of us!!!

- request 36/? moodboard for the tua mods too???? mayhaps??

- request 41/? doctor WHO? idk but i want a drabble of him and the one character i know from doctor who which is rose

- request 46/? make an alignment meme with our group, have fun!!!

- request 49/? i want you to kin assign me a character from every fandom you can/want to. go feral

- request 50!!!!/? this is a special request. the most special request. can you make a bastards tbh playlist? i want our vibes encapsulated. i want us in music form. i want to hear those songs and be like "that's me and cai" and smile.

- requests 51/? i know jack shit about good omens. explain it to me in the most confusing way possible. make me know less by the end than i know now

- request 53/? can you write a mel aesthetic? i'm Curious

- request 54/? give me a list of book recs cai i want some good book recs pls

- request 56/? edit a picture of US together too

- request 58/? oooh can i have a disney edit? like. hm. i just really love disney and i want anything to do with disney. like a quote or an aesthetic or an aesthetic edit i just want disney.

- request 59/? i would v much like a recipe for carbonara. i've never had it but it sounds fucking delicious

- request 60/? ooh hey can i get a makeup tutorial? i know you like makeup, i'm shit at doing makeup. teach me

- request 65/? i need the most emo playlist you can make that vibes with dear evan hansen thank you

- request 68/? i want a superwholock moodboard. this can be serious, with the actual fandoms in mind, or literally what the era felt like. the insanity. the horror.

- request 70/? ooh ooh ooh do you have a good bread recipe?? i wanna get that bread

- request 71/? i want a playlist with the vibes of summoning a demon. please don't ask questions. i don't have answers. and if i do, no i don't.

- For the requests, how about writing something based on a friend?

- request 75/? MMMM i want literally anything to do with natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812

- request 76/? i want some healthy recipes. help a girl out

- a feral bbb quote or two?

- you perceive my plant but now I dare thee to perceive mine own visage

- okay this is a two for one request. 1. you did the bee movie script so now we need a shrek two script edit 2. sleep please

- Pansexual mb for my lil queer soul?

- my (probably) final request is just for you to ramble about something, i don't really care what

- HI ILY CONGRATS AS WELL CAUSE IM LATE BUT CONGRATS. could i request a pirates of the caribbean (or just pirates) or whatever you what to do, free range.

- mood board for the beluga whales who got brought to the animal sanctuary in Iceland please?

- 100 follower request: Moodboard for my stuffed cow Oaky?

#cai's 200 #asks #mininacl

[dezzymalfoy]

The Descendant Part 3: The Letter

Harry slowly gets up, grabbing his glasses which he has placed next to the picture of his parents.

His only possession of them,

His parents on the left, his mum holding him while his father has his arms around them both. On the right, a similar family with a little girl, mother holding her and father wrapped around them both.

Harry looks to the back of the cardstock, and reads the words he reads oh so often,

"Her name in (Y/n) Ravenclaw"

The Raven haired boy slowly gets up and begins making breakfast for everyone, then goes to collect the post,

Grabbing all the post from the bottom of the door frame, scanning through and surprised to see something for him,

"Mr. H Potter

The Cupboard Under The Stairs,

4, Privet Drive,

Little Whinging,

Surrey"

As he gave his uncle the rest of the mail, he kept his letter and began to open it,

"Father! Harry has mail!" Dudley yells as he snatches the letter out of Harry's hand and taking it to his father,

"Give it back! That's mine!" Harry yelled at Vernon,

Vernon laughed, "Who would be writing to you?" He questioned, looking at the writing on the front, then the wax seal on the back to see four quadrants, a lion, a snake, a badger, and an eagle with an H in the middle. Looking at Petunia,

"Off to your rooms both of you, boys." Vernon says,

"But dad-" Dudley started

"NO! To your rooms!"

Harry was curious as to what that letter was, and why it brought such a reaction from his uncle.

Harry woke up the next day and yet again did his daily routine, made breakfast, served it, picked up the post,

And yet again. There's another letter.

The same exact one.

Vernon noticed there was yet another letter and threw it in the fire place.

As Harry was doing his chores, he happened to look outside and see a load of owls in the mailboxes, houses, trees, house number signs, everywhere. Harry thought this was strange, but thought nothing of it, over all.

This happened for days, the letters would come in, and soon they were the only things the Dursley's were getting though their drop box, five, ten at a time!

Every single one went into the fireplace.

Harry woke up today in a slightly sour mood, it was Sunday.

He walks into the kitchen and began breakfast, his uncle Vernon was quite chipper today, and he knew exactly why.

"Good day, Sunday, any idea why Dudley?" Vernon asks his son, to which he shakes his head

"Its because there's no post on Sunday's" Harry said gloomily,

"Right you are Harry! No post on Sunday. Not one blasted lett-"

The house had begun to shake. The fireplace roared, Petunia took Dudley into her arms to protect him.

All of a sudden, the fireplace shot out hundreds of the letters, Harry immediately going to get one of them, jumping onto one of the chairs in the living room, trying to grab one of the letters falling from above him, letters stacking up on the floor of the living room, and just as Harry almost had one in his hands, Vernon grabs the back of his shirt and drags him out to the car,

"Daddys gone mad hasn't he?" Dudley asks his mum, to which she nods.

They drove for hours on end, then rode the boat in the storm, out to a dingy cottage in the middle of nowhere,

"They'll never find us out here, never!" Vernon exclaims as they pile into the small house. Vernon and Petunia going to the room up the stairs, Dudley taking the moldy, moth eaten couch, leaving Harry with the dusty old floor and another moldy blanket.

Harry was unable to fall asleep, so, he drew a birthday cake with 11 candles and happy birthday Harry into the middle,

As soon as Dudley's watch started beeping midnight, Harry looked at the cake on the dirt covered floor,

"Happy Birthday Harry", blowing out the "candles"

As soon as Harry had blown out the last of the candles, there was banging on the door, and someone had knocked it down, Harry smartly hid beside the fireplace, out of view of the door.

Peaking around the corner, Harry saw a large figure in the middle if the doorway.

As the figure walks in, Harry heard his aunt and uncle rush down the stairs,

"Sorry 'bout tha'" said the large -man, as Harry knows now- as he proceeds to pick up the door, surprising everyone.

The fire lights up the faces of everyone in the room,

"Get out! You're trespassing on private property!" Vernon points a double barrel shotgun at the man, to which the large man bends the shotgun,

"Dry up Dursley, you great prune!"

The man looks towards Dudley,

"'arry! Been lookin' for ya! Of 'ourse you're a bi' more rou'ded since tha last 'ime I saw ya! Espec'ally there in tha 'iddle"

Harry then decided to walk out from his hiding spot,

"H-He's not Harry, I am.", making the large man turn towards him,

"Well o' course ya are! I'm Hagrid, Game'eeper at 'ogwarts, (Y/n)'s back ou'side waitin on us in tha boa'"

"Hogwarts?" Harry's curious as to what that is, and if this (y/n) is the same one from his picture.

"Well ye', where'd ya t'ink yer 'arents learnt it all? Which 'eminds me, I go' this for ya. Rec'on I may of sa' on it, made it me'self, 'ords an all, with some 'elp from (Y/n)" Hagrid hands Harry a box and a letter, the same one from the fireplaces and the post back at home.

Harry opened the box to see a bright pink cake with green icing with the words, "happee birthday haree", making Harry smile then frown, setting the cake down

"My parents?"

"Yer 'arents were wizards, 'arry, and yer one too, af'er a bit'o trainin o'course"

"I-I'm not a wizard, I'm just Harry."

"Well, just 'arry, 'as anythin ever happened, tha' ya can't explain? When ya 'ere mad or u'set?"

Harry thinks back to the zoo, to the glass and the snake, Dudley falling into the water of the enclosure, and everything makes sense,

Harry finally decides to open the letter Hagrid had given him earlier,

Dear Mr Potter,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall , Deputy Headmistress

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

UNIFORM:

First-year students will require: 1.Three sets of plain work robes (black) 2.One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear 3.One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar) 4.One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings) Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.

COURSE BOOKS 

All students should have a copy of each of the following:

The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk

A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot

Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling

A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch

One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore

Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander

The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble

OTHER EQUIPMENT

1 wand

1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)

1 set glass or crystal phials

1 telescope

1 set brass scales

Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICK"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Harry looked up from his letter as his uncle had yelled,

"We swore to put a stop to all this rubbish when we agreed to take him in!" Vernon argued,

"You knew? You knew all this time and you never bothered to tell me?" Harry was enraged that they had never told him of his wizard genes

"Oh! Of course we knew! With my perfect sister being what she was! I was the only one in the family who saw her for what she was! A freak! I knew you would be just like her. Then she had to go run off with that Potter and get herself blown up!" Petunia ranted,

"Blown up?! You told me my parents had died in a car crash!" Harry was enraged, they had lied to him! About his own parents, no less.

"Car 'rash killed 'ily and James 'otter! Cold'wap!" Hagrid yelled at the Dursley's,

"Enough! We're not paying for him to go to some school and get taught by some crack pot old fool!" Vernon yelled back

Hagrid points his pink umbrella at him, "never insul' Albus 'umbledore in fron' o' me!", then looking at Dudley, who was chowing down on Harry's birthday cake, pointing his umbrella at him and sending sparks, then making a pig tail form on his bum.

Hagrid walked out of the house as the Dursley's were freaking out about the tail that now rests on Dudley,

"Comin 'arry?" Harry smiled and runs out of the house, following Hagrid out to the boat, seeing a small girl laid down in the middle, sleeping.

"Ah, poor 'irl, must've fallen 'sleep, 'arry, tha is (y/n)"

[watatsumi-island]

TYPES OF FOLLOWERS (I have)

1. The stan (AKA Uh...do you a life? Why do you like me so much? BUT LIKE DON'T LEAVE CUZ I APPRECIATE YOU BUT- Why-)

2. The fan (AKA ILYSM UGHH)

3. Opposites-Attract (AKA None of us know why we're following each other but...Idk Ily2.)

4. Fingergun Friend (AKA fellow awkward bi)

5. Biased friend/mutual (I TOTALLYYYY DIDN'T FOLLOW YOU BACK MOSTLY ((INTIALLY)) BECAUSE WE SHARE THE SAME SEXUAL ORIENTATION TOTALLY NOT)

6. The Friend of Sappho (AKA ((@lolimugly and @lxdy-starfury)) We write each other love songs and poems and like Ilysfm and I admire you and I could go on and on about you and I lowkey have a friend crush on you but like ur straight so-)

7. Poor u friend/mutual (AKA you followed me for that one thing I reblogged that one time on that one day assuming I liked it a lot but you lowkey have a horrible sense of judgement and you know it but you stayed around for some reason and uh...here we are.)

8. My dearest olsen twin (AKA......I quite positive that out of the nearly 300 of you someone here looks a lot like me IRL...)

9. My sister from another mister (AKA You and I are EXACTLY alike whether we realize it or not but either way ILY)

10. My ACTUAL sister (AKA Dear Nyla. Rot. I love you, dumb binch. Sincerely, Lauren. 💚💚💚)

Pt. 2 coming soon only on NBC news.

#I was bored so I made this #shitpost #ignore this lmao #lauren moments 😛

[lokislytherin]

euphoria // vampire!jungkook

pairing: vampire!jeon jeongguk x human!reader summary: you’re scared of vampires - until one saves your life one night. word count: 1988 +  a/n: here’s to @jungkooksbish​ ! happy birthday ily 💜💜💜

chapters: prologue / chapter 1 / chapter 2 / chapter 3 / chapter 4 / chapter 5 / chapter 6 / chapter 7 / epilogue

It’s a dark and gloomy night, but you walk alone down the silent streets.

There’s not a soul in sight, save the crescent moon hanging in the sky, your only companion.  Night has fallen and it’s getting late, and your friends are all gone, having just realized you’ve all lost track of time.  In your haste to return to the little apartment you call home, you’ve (quite unwisely, now that you think of it) decided to take a shortcut down one the spookier alleys.  You know for certain it’ll take you home – you’ve walked it countless times during the day.  But this time is different, and as you walk along, you’re starting to seriously regret your decision.  You never know about the creatures that thrive in the dark, after all.

You’ve been warned about them before, by the lucky few who have survived their encounters to tell the tale.  Everybody knows to be wary of the supernatural nightlife, knows to lower their voices when they speak around the metaphorical campfire.  You know about most of them: the witches, who escaped a fiery death at the stake long ago and now live among mankind, running amok with their magic; the werewolves, who live at the mercy of the wax and wane of the moon, at best a little worse than a man and at worst a little better than a beast; the shifters, who are experts at hiding in society, the apparent lesser of the evils.  

Of course, you can’t forget about the most dangerous ones of them all: the vampires, soulless undead who lured their victims to their doom with their unnatural beauty, who fed not on ordinary food and water, but preyed on other creatures, preferring to drink the blood of humans who live and breathe as you do.  You don’t think you’ve ever encountered any of them before, and you hope that you’re lucky enough never to.

But of course, as fate will have it, luck is not your friend. stomp. Your eyes widen, and you can’t help but suck in a breath.  Peeking over your shoulder, you see nothing but the shadows beside you.  It’s deathly silent out there.  Calm down, Y/N, you tell yourself firmly, it was probably just a monster rat.  If it attacks you, just whack it with all you’ve got.  You’re still spooked, and you walk a little faster, hold your phone a little tighter.  The battery is low, but you know that 1% you’ve got will last you long enough to get to safety.  Having a mere semblance of comfort is better than nothing at all. STOMP. You whip around, suspicious.  You’re certain you just heard footsteps.  But once again, there’s nothing to be seen but the lonely lunar light.  The peacefulness of the night should put you at ease, but today it just seems eerie.  You rub your eyes with a scowl, careful not to move your contacts.  You’re probably just hallucinating due to sleep deprivation.

It’s too quiet – A sweaty hand grips onto your bare arm, and you yell at the top of your arms.  You know you’re loud enough to be heard by any source of help – the singer’s lungs you’ve trained so hard to achieve aren’t for nothing.  You try to shake off the disgusting hand, but your efforts prove fruitless: attached to the hand is a leering middle-aged man, whose breath reeks of alcohol and cigarette smoke.  "Hey, pretty girl," he sneers as he paws drunkenly at your body.  "I'll show you a good time." Disgusting.

He’s not one of them, as you’d originally feared, but he’s dangerous all the same, especially when he’s drunk (but sober enough to be a pervert) and you have your, uh, assets.  In the daylight, men would only dare catcall, whistling (c)rudely at your body. You crack your knuckles.  Ideally, you’d avoid a fight, or any kind of violence, but at times like this you don’t really have much of a choice, do you? It’s probably time you practice your kickboxing skills anyway.  Your kicking might be rusty, but you can still throw a mean right hook.

Deciding to take a page out of your trigger-happy friend’s book, you twist and punch the sleazebag in the face.  He shrieks as your fist smacks squarely into his nose, which makes a sickening crack.  He stumbles back, clutching his face, looking almost insulted at how you even dare to punch him.  Blood drips from between his fingers.  He deserves a good punch, the misogynistic jerk.  You walk off: he’s not worth any more of your time. "Hey! Come back here!" He howls as he gives chase, enraged.  His boots clomp heavily behind you, a dead giveaway.  He’s not sober in the least, and you can hear him grunt as he stumbles and falls.  His drunkenness should slow him down enough for you to make a quick getaway, but you’re wearing your favorite pumps, and cute as they are, they won’t let you run as fast as you’d like either.  "You sick little bi-"

His shouts are cut off abruptly. Did somebody happen to hear your cry for help and decide to lend a hand? Did the old pervert finally collapse in a drunken stupor? You’re not sure if you want to know what happened to the crazy stalker, but terrified curiosity gets the better of you.  Turning around, you regret yelling that Libras die first every time you watch a horror film with your friends – if this was a scene from a horror movie, you’d die first, and you’re Gemini. Good going, Y/N.  You’re going to die.

The sight that greets you makes you stumble and gag.  The man’s eyes are wide with terror, mouth open in a soundless scream.  Even worse, blood oozes out from two clean puncture wounds on his neck.  Behind him is a young man, looking not much older than you are.  He winks at you flirtatiously, grinning and flashing pearly white fangs that look far too real to be a product of your imagination.

Vampire. "Help me!" The old pervert wheezes.  You stumble back, bile rising in your throat. Your heartbeat accelerates, and your frantic attempts to slow it down only makes your heart beat faster.  The vampire can probably hear your heartbeat, smell your fear.  You can almost taste the metallic tang of blood on your tongue, a trail of dark red illuminated by the flickering streetlights.  You smell it before it happens – the rancid odor of death wafts in the air, and the vampire cheerfully snaps the old man’s neck.

His head lolls backwards. The young man grins at you, eyeing you in a way that looks less hungry and more curious.  He may be a vampire and a killer, but at least he’s not a pervert and a creep like that other guy, the more optimistic side of your mind suggests.  A pink tongue darts out of his mouth, licking his lips clean of blood.  His fangs gleam in the dark.  One of them is a little chipped.  "You’re welcome, by the way." Not gonna lie, that was kind of hot, says the voice in your head.

"Thanks." You slowly back away, sounding calmer than you really are.  You don’t let your gaze off him even for a second, but avoid making direct eye contact.  You never know – the second you look away from him, he might decide to have you as a midnight snack… His blue eyes glimmer red, and a small voice in your head reminds you helpfully that red eyes in vampires means ‘hunger’.  Uh oh, says the voice in your head.  

Uh oh indeed.  The vampire opens his mouth. "Run."

You do just that, tearing out of that place like your life depends on it because it quite literally does.Thankfully, fate finally decides to be kind to you, as your beloved shoes don’t fall off and leave you with a twisted ankle, and the vampire boy doesn’t hunt you down just for kicks and giggles either. You unlock the door of your apartment, ready to flop onto your bed and fall into a long-awaited slumber, hoping that you’d wake up the next morning and realize that everything that had happened was just a dream, you didn’t really encounter a vampire. Unfortunately for you, it’s all real, and painfully so.

Life decides to give you a slap in the face in the name of your roommate and good friend Kim Seokjin, who is still awake and waiting for you on the couch with a cup of tea in one hand and a scowl on his handsome face.  He looks annoyed, but you know there’s a softie hiding under that cold, tough exterior he likes to put on. "So, Y/N," he drawls with a sip of his tea and a raise of an eyebrow, "where have you been?" He places his tea down on the saucer on his lap, not breaking eye contact.  He’s suspicious, but a suspicious Seokjin is still better than an angry one. You shrug with a loud sigh.  "Places." He cocks his head, not sure whether you’re lying or not. "It’s been a long day." You’re not wrong.  You flop onto the couch next to him, careful not to make him spill his tea.  "Almost got jumped by a creepy old perv," you mutter, leaving out the part where said ‘creepy old pervert’ got killed and drained by a bloodsucker.  Your lateness has caused Seokjin enough worry as it is, you don’t need to give him another reason to have a heart attack over you.

Seokjin shakes his head sympathetically.  "Poor you." Both of you lapse into silence as Seokjin continues to sip his tea.  You know he’s still suspicious.  "It’s gonna be Saturday tomorrow, but it's still almost one in the morning.  Tae’s coming over tomorrow, and you know how energetic he gets."

You laugh.  Seokjin’s younger brother is one of the most eccentric people you’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting, with a peculiar fashion sense and even stranger conversation topics.  You think he may have even howled at the moon, once, but you can’t be too sure.  It’s all good in the long run – once you get to know him, Taehyung is a genuinely awesome guy. He rises, padding over to the kitchen to wash his teacup.  He’s a bit of a hypocrite – you’re an insomniac, and you've never seen Seokjin sleep.  The older man stretches, spine cracking obscenely as he makes his way to his room.  "Get some sleep, Y/N.  I don’t want to see you out here until morning." You fake a yawn to satisfy him, your mind still buzzing with activity after an encounter with an enigmatic bloodsucker who’d saved your life without asking for anything in return.  "Night, Jin." That night, you take extra precautions in making sure that the door to your apartment is locked, and that all your windows are closed for certain.  You proceed to crawl into your bed and hide under the safety of your covers, squeezing your eyes shut only to see a pair of mesmerizing blue eyes floating at the forefront of your mind, flickering red.

Your eyes fly open.

“So much for sleeping,” you mutter to yourself. Damn bloodsucker. You muffle a scream with your pillow as the vampire in your mind's eye shoots you a charming wink. “Y/N, go to sleep!” Seokjin yells from his room next door.

#jeon jungkook #bts #bts au #jungkook #bts jungkook #jungkook x reader #jeon jeongguk #vampire jungkook #jungkook au #bangtan sonyeondan #bangtan #rm #jin #kim seokjin #bts jin #suga #jhope #jimin #v #vampire #bts paranormal au

[mrs-theirin]

If you feel like it could you please share some headcanons or little tidbits about Alistair and Faye/the kiddos? I miss them!

awwwwww omg this is so sweet :')) i miss them too, sorry i've been in eden/varric mode for AGES. thank you anon ily <3 here's just some little facts!

~ophelia~

-a lot of ophelia's dresses are hand-me-downs from faye. obviously they could afford getting her new dresses (of which she has many!) but ophelia spent about 2 hours in faye's closet and came out with tons of dresses on each arm, so they figure she's happy

-i'm not sure if i've mentioned this yet, but ophelia and malcolm anders (eden and varric's son) eventually become romantically involved! i'm still not quite sure how that's going to play out (whether they stay together or break up) but they definitely do date at some point!

~duncan~

-after duncan is told who he's named after, he makes it his duty to visit duncan's grave (faye and alistair "buried" him in his home of highever and erected a statue there). he actually starts training as a warrior to live up to duncan's name

-duncan is gay, though he doesn't find out about this until 14 years old where he was at a ball and found dancing super boring, until another boy asked for his hand. he's known ever since. for the longest time he didn't tell his parents because he didn't think it was important, but once they made it clear that ophelia would take the throne and not him, he told them. they, of course, accepted him fully (ophelia is also bi!)

~faye~

-to relieve the stress of her job, faye eventually gets really into sewing, so much so that the tailors they have in the castle usually only have to do a few things because faye makes and repairs her own dresses. this is only when she has free time though, so they still have plenty to do

-faye has cold hands, and she has used that knowledge plenty of times to make alistair jump while he's making an important announcement. her cold hands are RENOWN because anyone who has kissed her hand or shook her hand has pulled away quickly as they realized how cold they were. they are NEVER warm. they are never sweaty. they are always cold, no matter what she does

~alistair~

-alistair is closer to ophelia than duncan, and he takes her out on trips all the time. sometimes he comes with her to her picnics with zevran, but mostly they just explore the land as alistair tells her stories. he is Very determined to be a good dad and give ophelia (and duncan, once he's born!) the childhood he never got to have. he doesn't want to train her in any combat, but he lets zevran teach her a few tricks with knives/a bow

-he can actually be very diplomatic, but he usually doesn't want to be. he wants the throne room/court to be a very relaxed place, he never wants someone too scared to approach him. he usually offers food and a seat when someone comes to request something, and he's become known as one of the kindest rulers ferelden has ever had :')

~falistair~

-during the blight, faye and alistair were Super nervous to be in a relationship. when they first got together, they were constantly watching each other's backs, holding hands, staying side by side (much to morrigan's chagrin). eventually they got over the fear of losing each other and thus became more comfortable in their relationship, but it was very uncertain for a while.

-this isn't a fact, i just really miss them :')) they're so good. faye loves it when alistair wraps her up in his big ol arms and can snuggle into his soft belly. i miss those nerds i should write about them again soon

thank you again anon!!! this made my night <3

#this was such a nice surprise #quill's oc asks #faye cousland #ophelia cousland-theirin #duncan cousland-theirin #alistair theirin