#fucking BIRD

[eggs-can-draw]

Persona 5 x Slay The Princess except I just really wanted to draw The Long Quiet!Joker

#eggs can art #persona #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #slay the princess au #joker persona 5 #joker p5 #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #fucking BIRD #get bird boyed #wings are like. my favorite things to draw this was so much fun #I like to think tlq is like. covered in wings. just absolutely adorned in them #and they begin to open up (and reveal more) the more perspectives you collect #so jokah messy hair with wings mixed in all over the place #cocooning him a bit yk #narrator is yaldy and in my heart the voices are The Arcana (themeansbywhichallisrevealed) #so like the voice of the hero is the voice of the fool #and it sounds like a weird chorus of all the fool persona with the loudest/main one being arsene #(all the others are the same but the loudest/main voice is the confidant #so like the main voice of the Lover voice is Ann and the loudest voice of the chariot voice is ryuji and so on) #the Princess is akechi probably but the main voice of justice is also akechi because fuck you #edit fuck me the narrator is maruki actually

[call-me-lemon]

#dnd oc #dnd aarakocra #fucking bird #barn owl #my art #art #digital arwork #dnd druid

[diggiebear]

Fat bitches shat out an egg

#chicken #fucking bird #egg

[damestamp]

Academia means I have to read an essay that decides the allegory within this text is not about indigenous boarding schools but the treatment of domestic pets….and then when I search up her goofy ass she has also written a book that argues white ppl should be allowed to mimic blackies it is good for social change ….she is a professor

#fucking bird

[your-best-american-babygirl]

look at him. what is he planning. no other bird is This close to people. what's that long beak for?? survival??

#what is it #fucking bird #is it a pelican? #evil bird. #horrible little man #i will call him gerald. #fuck you gerald

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

#twitter #bird site #fuck elon musk #grok #fuck ai everything

[intersectionalpraxis]

"If a pig catches both a human influenza A virus and an avian influenza A virus at the same time, it can spark a process known as viral reassortment — a genetic exchange in which flu viruses swap gene segments." "Those swaps can introduce dramatic changes, producing a new virus with certain properties of a non-human strain coupled with the capacity to infect and spread between people." "The death rate in humans may be upwards of 50 per cent, World Health Organization data suggests, though it's possible that milder infections are getting missed, skewing the case fatality ratio. Still, in a population that's never been exposed, the global impacts could be dire." "More human cases could also be happening under the radar among farm workers who've moved to the U.S. from abroad, don't speak English as their first language, and may be hesitant to seek medical help, he added." "So I think there's probably underreporting on both sides," Armstrong said." "If [H5N1] gets into a population where there's constantly animals going in and out … it might not ever leave."

I've been watching this develop for the past several days, and apart from being terrified most people will not take this seriously (I've seen a handful of people already shout conspiracy on social media and it's alarming to see, as always). What I wanted to point out is that pandemics are going to continue to be our 'normal.' I watched a great video on YouTube a while ago (I believe it was by Vice?) that touched base on how this is going to become our new reality because of multiple factors (such as our proximity to animals, and environments/etc). It was when Covid hit and they did a piece debunking some of the misinformation floating on the internet. If I can find it I will post it here because it was informative and relevant to pretty much any world crisis we will see around any virus that spreads among a human population.

This post isn't trying to fear monger anyone, I just hope more people are aware of what is happening because this is important to talk about. There are already cases (of cows getting this bird flu) in the US, and I won't be surprised if there will be instances in more countries around the world. As usual, keep washing your hands/keeping good hygiene practices, masking up (and if you aren't I hope you consider it), and taking precautions if you do happen to visit/work or go near a pig or poultry farm too:

I'll keep track of this here of course, but please stay informed folks. And also FU to any governments who will try to minimize this or try to diminish the severity until it's too late and community spread happens like Covid because their actions are influenced by capitalistic interests.

Update (April 7th, 2024, 9:32pm EST): to anyone wondering where some of the source information originates from -here is a link to the CDC. They are tracking documented avian virus outbreaks in the US and the public can access it here:

#current news #current events #global news #united states #cattle #cows #cattle farming #avian flu #bird flu #h5n1 #mask up #pandemic #covid #covid isn't over #covid conscious #covid is airborne #covid is not over #viruses #fuck capitalism #anti captialism #healthcare #public health #world health organization #cdc #news update #update

[ferretteeth]

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

#is the bird video cute? in my amateur opinion this is probably an unremarkable situation #domestic falcon waiting for work and domestic pigeon trying to fuck it #'that pigeon is huge' wrong. falcons generally arent much bigger than their prey #video #animals #birds #ship dynamic #safekeeping

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[fleshdyke]

zionists kill yourselves now

everyone talks about tits (the bird) having a funny name. but no one ever says anything about penduline-tits. which is way funnier

#like... why would you call them that #rambles #birds #stupid fucking post got onto zionist tumblr 🙄

[jasperjv]

I saw a European Starling on my way to work this morning. I am foaming at the mouth. Barking. Running in a circle. Clawing up a tree.

#fucking BIRD #of all time

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#feralnette au #my art #birds of a feather #in which marinette sees. the horrors. the fucking Horrors brother #akuma

[lesbegays]

#personally i’m in my bird watching era #but obv all of these fuck

[causalityparadoxes]

I am a Clara lover, but im ngl the Toymakers confused and disrespectful 'she was killed by a... bird..?' Was SO FUNNY

#dude was like a bird?? fr?? what the fuck doctor #doctor who #dw spoilers #the giggle #doctor who 60th anniversary #the toymaker #clara oswald #face the raven

[godofstory]

ok let me tell you what happened this episode

so basically..

#really charles? you left me with your kids to go and fuck a bird lady? SHUT UP! #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #magnus #magneto is right #magneto #professor x #x men #x men 97

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

The Raven (1963) director: Roger Corman

#vincent price #peter lorre #the Raven #edgar allan poe #roger corman #raven #halloween #i fucking love this movie #one of my favorites #vincents face is PRICELESS get it? #hes so cute and handsome. #i fucking love this sexy bisexual God #bicon #bisexual #bird #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #my gifs