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yourlocalquestionmark · 1 month

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Leo: do you get money if you get hit by a car?

Piper: why-

Reyna: only if there’s a witness

Annabeth: how do you-

Percy: the witness was the two year old licking the window.

Calypso: WHAT THE FU-

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ellilyre · 1 month

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Nico, half passed out in an infirmary bed after shadow travel : my boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that

Will : I'm your boyfriend

Nico :

*heart monitor beeps faster*

#this has probably already been done many times #but it always is funny #nico di angelo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson #solangelo #will solace #percy jackson incorrect quotes

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 3 months

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percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol

percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

#they are so 12 its not even funny #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo disney+#pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect percabeth quotes #incorrect quotes #alexa queue the music

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aficionadoenthusiast · 7 months

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will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?

annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day

will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

will: i love him

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sugardells · 2 years

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Just a Wise Girl and a Seaweed Brain 🔱

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anotherpjofan · 1 year

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Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes

Sally: Speaking of, can you convince your school to accept him?

Paul: Uh sure?

Sally: Great! You know what they say eight time's the charm

Paul: Wait -

So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe

Paul: So.. um has Percy ever visited the arch

Sally: Yeah apparently it was destroyed when he was there

So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??

Paul: *trying to be calm*: Hey

Percy: If my mom likes you we're good

And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind

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liesmultixxx · 2 months

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percy: whenever annabeth talks about her past, i sort of feel… uncomfortable? no, the word i’m looking for is jealous.

also percy: wHY dOeS annAbEtH aCt sO wEiRd wHeN i’M wiTH rAcHeL

👁️👄👁️

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo universe #pjo books #annabeth chase #percy x annabeth #annabeth and percy #percabeth #percabeth is percabething #percabethcore #rachel elizabeth dare #memes #funny post #incorrect quotes #maybe??#i mean this is canon #but it’s still so funny #he is so in denial

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godsdamahalfblood · 2 months

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Grover's thoughts through HoO regarding his empathy link with Percy: a series

tlh: where tf is this little- I was doing something man find ya ass back at camp or I stg

son: bitch. I told you to FIND YA ASS AT CAMP H A L F B L O O D NOT THIS KNOCK OFF JULIUS CEASER VIBE SHITSTORM

moa: what are- this broke ass blonde pelican better not replace me

hoh: whatthefuckwhatthefuck p a i n wherethefuckispercy whatthe f u c k

boo: stop FUCKIN dying of all the GODDAMN times to get a FUCKIN NOSEBLEED PERSEUS

bonus:

grover: i couldve married a giant. it couldve been done. but NO i decided to make an EMPATHY LINK.

grover, in cali: ah finally some fucking peac- WHAT IS HE DOING NOW HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE S T U D Y I N G

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tillygirl · 4 months

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Jason: do you consider yourself an independent individual, Percy?

Percy: *looks to Annabeth*

Annabeth: *nods*

Percy: yes I do

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #Annabeth chase #meme #jason Grace #he so independent #percabeth

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ambriel-angstwitch · 6 months

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Kronos/Luke: The doctor says I only have three days to live.

Ethan: Are you sick?

Kronos: No, he just hates me.

Will: I WILL FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY.

#listen he’s killed multiple of his brothers #will has the right to be mad #will solace #ethan nakamura #kronos #luke castellan #will pjo #luke pjo #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo will #percy jackson incorrect quotes #pjo luke #I know will canonically doesn’t like killing people #but it was funny #and he has motive

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raphael-angele · 13 days

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Big Three Kids Moment

Only the Greek Big Three Kids

Nico, crying, running towards Thalia: THALIAAAA!

Thalia: Nico, what's wrong?!

Percy, running towards them: Nico!

Nico: *hides behind Thalia*

Percy: Nico, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it!

Nico: YES, YOU DID!

Thalia: What in Hades happened?!?!? *whispers to Percy* Start explaining, Seaweed Brain. I'm dead to Bianca if I can't explain this to her.

Percy: We got into a fight. I said something in the heat of the moment. I didn't mean it! Nico, I'm sorry!

Nico: *cries*

Thalia: Nico, *kneels down to him* What did Percy say?

Nico: He said I was acting like a straight white man.

Thalia: GASSSPS *hugs Nico tightly* Percy, how DARE you?!?!

Percy: I swear I didn't mean it. I just got caught up in the moment!

Nico: I'M NOT A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN! I'M A GAY ITALIAN BOI!

Thalia: Yes, you are. *to Percy* You know I have to tell Bianca.

Percy: Please don't.

Thalia: Percy, her troop comes back tonight. What am I gonna tell her if she sees him crying?

Percy: THALIA, I'M BEGGING YOU!

Thalia: I have to. But I'll do you a favor and soften the blow. I can't guarantee you what punishment she'll give you then.

Percy: I'll take what I can get.

Thalia: What did she do last time?

Percy: She made me eat a bowl of seaweed.

Thalia: Doesn't sound so bad

Percy: Raw.

Thalia: *shivers* What do you think she'll do this time?

Percy: There's no telling. We'll have to wait.

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Bianca, carrying Nico: He WHAT?!?!?!

Thalia: Yeah...

Percy: ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE! I instantly apologized and made it up to him.

Bianca:

Percy: So...no big deal

Bianca: Percy, you made him cry to the point where he had to go to Thalia for comfort. If it wasn't a big deal, he wouldn't have run away from you and wouldn't have hid from you.

Percy: *ashamed*

Thalia: So, what are you gonna do?

Bianca: *sighs* I'll take your word for it and believe that you only said it in the heat of the moment. But you will not go unpunished

Thalia: Sooo...

Bianca: Nothing too severe. Since you hurt Nico with words, so should you be.

Percy: So you're gonna...insult me?

Bianca: Worse. I'm going to make you question your life.

Percy: Uh...

Bianca: *steps towards him* You know blueberries aren't really blue, right?

Percy: ( Ŏ艸Ŏ)

Thalia: (｢ ⊙Д⊙)｢

Percy: Say that's a lie.

Bianca: It's not.

Percy: Bianca. Say. That's. A. Lie!

Bianca, turning away and walking towards the Hades Cabin: Go ask Annabeth. She'll confirm it.

Percy: (⚆ᗝ⚆)

Thalia, pats his shoulder: Sorry, pal

Percy: ...ANNABETH! ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ

#pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #thalia grace #funny #meme #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #percy jackson incorrect quotes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #baby nico

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emmedoesntdomath · 8 months

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percy, staring at himself covered in bruises in the mirror: someone once taught me that bruises are just the way god shows you that you need more color in your life

leo:

leo: someone once taught me that bruises are how you know you’re being a little bitch

#see this is funny #I’m proud of this one #percy jackson #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #riordanverse #riordan universe #leo vladez #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

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lovepadfoot · 25 days

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Nico: Are you sure there’s no way we can get rid of him? (referring to Percy)

Will: Not without cause Nico.

Nico: I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.