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[tillygirl]

Sally Jackson is the real MVP of the pjo series.

More mama Jackson love please

percy: if anything happened to you, my mom would kill me

annabeth: but sally’s your mom, not mine

percy: yeah, like that would stop her

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #annabeth chase #meme #books #sally jackson #pjo hoo toa #hoo

[tillygirl]

if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #annabeth chase #meme #books #Minecraft

[tillygirl]

We say Aaron Warner is the standard as if Percy Jackson isn't eating blue pancakes with heart eyes for Annabeth and only Annabeth right in front of us

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #shatter me #aaron warner #annabeth chase #books #book boyfriend #the standard #nothing against aaron its just- PERCY #i love him

[tillygirl]

Percy: what's going on with Nico?

Will: Nico is playing hard-to-get

Will: but lucky for him, I am also playing hard-to-get-rid-of

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #will and nico #nicodiangelo #will solace #meme #solangalo #HoO

[tillygirl]

Clarrise: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry but-

Percy: it's not a rivalry you're just really mean to me and it's not unspoken because you literally not shut up about it

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #annabeth chase #meme #clarisse la rue #persassy

[tillygirl]

Jason: do you consider yourself an independent individual, Percy?

Percy: *looks to Annabeth*

Annabeth: *nods*

Percy: yes I do

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #Annabeth chase #meme #jason Grace #he so independent #percabeth

[tillygirl]

Azriel and Nyx headcannons

Imagine Nyx calling Azriel "Uncle Azzi" and reaching tiny lil chub hands towards this battle hardened warrior, who immediately melts and takes the small bean for a gentle flight around Velaris until he falls asleep.

Azriel hating seeing this perfect, adorable thing that is a creation of pure love in his scarred, horrible hands because he feels like holding Nyx for too long will corrupt him.

But then Nyx just starts tracing his scars and drawing sleepy patterns in them. Nyx seeing not remnants of a torturous last but a way to draw art like what he sees covering the skin of those he loves most

Azriel making his shadows dance and perform for a laughing Nyx who could find yours of entertainment in it.

Nyx always finding his uncle Az, even when Azriel is trying to hide in the shadows, and dragging him into the light.

Azriels shadows always giving him updates on Nyx.

Nyx falling asleep in Azriels arms the fastest (much to Cassians dismay)

Just Azriel and Nyx man. Feel free to add your own

#Azriel #nyx #funny acotar #rhysand #feyre archeron #feysand #feyre and rhysand #sjm #sarah j maas #acotar #meme

[tillygirl]

Nico: *rolls over in his sleep and knees Will in the ribs*

Will: ow, you kneed me

Nico*sleepily*: I know I need you

Will*voice cracking*: oKaY 🥲

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #will and nico #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #cute #after the sun and the star #tsats spoilers #tsats

[tillygirl]

Feyre: I just don't know what to do with nesta

Rhysand: well I do *pulls out folder*

Feyre: this just says "house arrest" and "cassians problem"

Cassian: *flees*

#acotar #rhysand #nesta #feyre #cassian #feysand #nessian #funny #acosw spoilers #dodged a bullet there rhys #funny acotar

[tillygirl]

Magnus: when I first met Alex, she really just took my breath away

Sam: a common response to being decapitated

#magnus chase #riordanverse #pjo #mcga #funny #alex fierro #alex is female for this #samirah al-abbas #meme #incorrect pjo quotes #percy jackson

[tillygirl]

*spoilers for Restore Me*

So why did nobody mention that in Restore Me Juliette completely shaves her head?

I see no one speaking off this but it caught me so off guard.

She full on gave herself a buzzcut yet no one speaks of it.

Idk why this is such a big deal to me, it just surprised me that no one mentions it.

#shatter me #juliette ferrars #aaron warner #buzzcut #restore me #kenji kishimoto #juliette × warner #shock

[tillygirl]

Ok so I've seen a lot of people saying in headcanons and stuff (in fact I've probably done it myself) that Percy is a very messy person; cabin always untidy, bed always unmade, bed room constantly looking like a bomb just went off. Tbh it probably says stuff like this in the book (it's been a while since I read them).

But personally I think he would be exceptionally tidy. Because if there's anything he can't stand it's memories of his past with Gabe and the way he and his Mum were forced to live, in that constant mess of trash, cans and bad smells from who knows where. And after going through two wars before he's even a legal adult where nothing would be stable and the whole world was in disarray, the idea of having things in a neat, orderly way probably brought some comfort to him.

Does anyone else think he'd be a bit of a neat-freak?

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #headcannons #sally jackson #but annabeth on the other hand #SHE would be a mess #designs everywhere #neat-freak percy

[tillygirl]

SINCE WHEN WAS THIS IN HALF BLOOD PRINCE? I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS SLUR BEING IN THERE.

Is this a surprise to anyone else or just me re-reading?

#harry potter #the half blood prince #tom riddle #Voldemort #literally since when #harry potter universe #Dumbledore

[tillygirl]

Percy *jumping over and avoiding his problems and trauma*: parkour

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo+memes #parkour #this could go for all of them really #too bad he always has to deal eith everyone else's problems #problems

[tillygirl]

May this incredible, awe-inspiring line never be forgotten.

Amen

#harry potter #the half blood prince #severus snape #undefeated sass #who has more sarcasm #harry sasser #or persassy jackson #funny #hogwarts #hp fandom

[tillygirl]

Zues: you must be mature, Perseus, so we can settle this

Percy: Splish splash your opinion is trash

Poseidon: *high five*

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #zeus #Poseidon #funny #meme #did percy get his sass from Poseidon or sally? #this would probably happen tho

[tillygirl]

We will never escape this joke now.

God dam joke always has to return.

Good thing, because it's dam funny.

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #funny #pjo+memes #the sun and the star #dam #no escape #the titans curse #nico di angelo #humour