#gardener lance

[vee-is-a-clown]

I like the idea of Lance being a farmer but not in the "my girlfriend died and instead of getting over her, I'll devote my life to planting her little invasive flowers :(" way.

I believe that Lance would take Kaltenecker because nobody else would. He likes to joke that Keith should go back to his roots and become a cowboy (take Kaltenecker out to graze). This is just the start.

The (totally legal amount of) chickens come next. He only has hens because he already has Keith and he's the only territorial bird brain with a stupid hairdo that Lance needs (💕). He gets fresh eggs from the chickens and prides himself on being the guy that everyone gets eggs from.

Then comes the garden. Nothing big. Just some tomatoes. And peppers. And maybe some strawberries. If the squirrels don't eat them. He really enjoys being able to use what he makes. He does not enjoy when Keith eats his tomatoes like apples.

When he goes into space, he has Adam, Shiro, or Hunk take care of his animals and plants because she (Pidge) will accidentally kill something if it's made her responsibility.

#I say “totally legal amount” because apparently 9 chickens is illegal #Lance grows food/raises animals to make himself happy #Keith isn't allowed to have objections #voltron #lance voltron #vld lance #lance mcclain #klance #keith kogane #gardener lance #kaltenecker

[fsnowzombie]

Armored Lady Monday

had the mighty need to draw a battle dress hope you like!

full res on patreon!

#armored lady monday #armored lady #umbrella #garden knight #lance #umbrellance

[soadscrawl]

silly cooldowns i did on sai after working on homework for a while

#my art #voltron #princess allura #pidge holt #hunk garrett #lance mcclain #i need to make more pidge and hunk content theyre so funny #tbh i mostly dont bc the shows got it covered LMAO #also while colorpicking for that drawing i noticed how their color schemes match which is pretty cool #vld #voltron legendary defender #also making allura garden bc a) its cool and b) ever since i made that more alien design ive noticed just how plant themed her design is #and i think itd be cool if that were smthn shed be in to #if i had more time id make her be gardening some crazy otherworldly alien plants but im tired so ill do another one later lol #anyways #also i apologize if lances colors r a little werid i havent colored on my computer in a while and idk how they translate

[tastethepainbowbitch]

Klance reference spotted in Olive Garden

#yes i kept the crayons #klance #voltron #keith kogane #lance mcclain #olive garden #shitpost

[nikidontsurf]

Elvis performs "That's Alright Mama" at Madison Square Garden in New York, June 10 1972.

#honestly Don Lance is a legend for surreptitiously filming this performance #rocked'n'rolled as usual #that baby blue jump suit is fire #elvis #elvis presley #madison square garden #new york #1970s #70s #1972 #that's alright mama

[nina-a-pines]

Pidge: What got into you? We agreed to do James' plan.

Lance: So what! Griffin's not a Paladin, why do you keep siding with him instead of me-? Oh lemme guess, because he was right, the base was attacked and he's perfect?!

Pidge: Wait a minute. Are you jealous of James?

Lance: ...

Pidge: Lance?

Lance: Alright, fine. I didn't want to say anything because that's a gross emotion, but yes: I am a bit jealous of the super smart super model.

Pidge: Lance... You have no reason, at all, to be jealous of him. You know that, right?

Lance: I just... *sighs* I don't want you to wake up one day and wish you were with someone as smart as you are.

Pidge: But I am with someone as smart as i am: you. Lance, you're an amazing Paladin, I love the way you think. That's why I want to marry you.

#pidgance #plance #stepping into the garden for the first time in years #pidge x lance #lance mcclain #pidge #katie holt #voltron

[sonysakura]

Originally greeting cards for IRL friends, now I post the scans in celebration of the Year of the Dragon 🐉🎉 Happy Lunar New Year!!

#Sonic series #Sonic Adventure 2 #small animals #Dragons #Chao Garden #New Year #Lunar New Year #coloured pencils #traditional art #art #by sonysakura #art by sonysakura #I love the first one so much it was hard to give it away 😭 #Can't wait to draw my AU Lance with these babies...

[nitpickrider]

These goofballs, these absolute dorks. I love them and I love that they love each other.

#dc #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #superhero #comics #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira #justice league #justice league international #jl #jli #guy gardener #dinah lance #black canary #oliver queen #green arrow #mister miracle #scott free #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #john jones #blue beetle #ted kord

[darrenhayesoneandonly]

Darren Hayes at the “Frosted Tips with Lance Bass”podcast on September 17, 2023.

“Truly Madly, Deeply . . . excited about this episode for so many reasons! 

Plus, he was in one of the biggest bands of the 90s, reaching international fame with huge hits like "I Knew I Loved You" and "Truly Madly Deeply," but behind the scenes, all was not what it seemed. 

Darren Hayes, former frontman of Savage Garden, opens up about coming to terms with his sexuality, coping with depression, and the real reason behind the band's bitter split. It's a hopeful story of overcoming adversity and reclaiming the narrative! “

#darren hayes #darren hayes of savage garden #new podcast #frosted tips with lance bass #savage garden #frosted tips podcast #special guest #pop icon #90s music #90s pop #i knew i loved you #truly madly deeply #savage garden album #affirmation album #new video

[cheesydelphox]

bring back this evergreen outfit!!!! we need more cottage core lesbian evergreen!!!! it's very important to me because i want to kiss her on her silly face,..!,,

#i know it's from a filler episode but it still goes so hard #they should pull a lance mcclain and make the thunder legion into gardeners because they deserve a nice break #fairy tail #anime #thunder legion #evergreen fairy tail

[brad-bakshi-loves-bugs]

I commed my (unfortunately great) friend @n0phis to draw me a brad bakshi + his bugs icon for tumblr and ao3 and here's the final result >:))) pls don't steal I just had to show it off in full detail because it's PERFECT

#mythic quest #brad bakshi #we are fleeting we are feeling #wafwaf #headcanon #tw bug art #tw tarantula #tw centipede #tw cockroach #tw spider #LOOK AT HOW GOOD HE LOOKS #AND LOOK THERES SHAKTI #AND A DEHAANI #AND SOME ROACHES (HE HAS A LOT OF ROACHES) #AND THE YELLOW GARDEN SPIDER THAT LANCE SURPRISED ME WITH BC IT WAS THE SPIDER ZACK MADE BRAD EAT #AND BRAD LOVES THEM #AAAAAA ITS SO PERFECT AND IM GONNA COMM THEM TO MAKE ME A MATCHING HEADER IN THE NEAR FUTURE SO KEEP AN EYE OUT

[ithseem]

I live for Jay casually being everybody's grandpa figure

#court of darkness #ithseem's slice of life #i swear dia's valet somehow is cool with everybody #lance talks to him (source: lance's voice lines) #aquia gardens with him (source: aquia's book 1) #and he had a lot of rizz back when he was younger (source: one of the short stories (or was it in an event story?)) #he also good at giving courtship advice iirc

[hells-kazinno]

Lance pfp

#curseart #undertale #curse of tales #故事的魔咒 #my art #gom lance #Garden of melancholy #Gom

[sweetkittendreaming]

game is Antistress - Relaxing games by Moreno Maio on the iOS app store

#aesthetic #vibe #video game #app game #mobile game #relaxing #soothing #purple #pond #garden #pretty #i promise i do not exclusively post about piss #pay is just a dick #~[-]~ #eddsworld lance #eddsworld self insert #eddsworld sona #eddsworld oc #eddsworld pay #eddsworld sharpay #eddsworld au #(he is mentioned in tags because funy so)

[crudlynaturephotos]

#lance dracaena #dracaena aubryana #flowering succulents #greenhouse #conservatory #new york botanical garden #the bronx

[nitpickrider]

Kyle told this man: "This is from another dimension, look after it." What Guy heard: "Can you look after some shit from my apartment? Just throw it in a storage unit." Guy Gardener everybody.

#dc #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #superhero #comics #guy gardener #john stewart #kyle rayner #green lantern #black canary #dinah lance #hall of justice