#give itttttttt

[swashbucklery]

You’re Losing Me is, like All Too Well, difficult to enjoy on a level that doesn’t include the metatextual but also. On a non-metatextual level I want to listen to it 600 times because it scratches the itch of “breakup songs that make me think about the mirror of them and help me write fic.”

I want to crack the bridge of You’re Losing Me open like a walnut and then make a little house inside the scooped out shell of it like. Fuck OFF what a good mean beautiful achy disaster of a pop song.

#like metatextually is there a reason it is only for sale for 24hr #or are we just being precious about the breakup jam #metatextually how do you write the breakup song to your writing partner while you write with them #in text it is such a perfect foil to antihero #in text I love it so much that I want to write another vampire au about it #I wouldn’t marry me either #I’m the best thing at this party #as mirrors to champagne problems and bejeweled #it’s about the same emotion framed two ways #the way we are all kaleidoscopes #every story has two sides and each side has so many facets #the grouchy aunt j version of that cannibal show #but instead of ritual murders it’s just sadness repackaged #give itttttttt #midnight darling baylor slow #vampire princess baylor slow #do i have a music tag?

[crsentfairy]

i’m sorry for being a debbie downer and actually no i am not. bruh this shit could’ve all been in the base game or parenthood.

#crsent.sims #txt #i mean no one put a fucking gun to ur head and said ''do not enjoy this!'' by all means dance and celebrate!... if anything i do not give af #but i'm not gonna be gagged and told not to talk my shit bc yk i always have 2 double itttttttt!! #anywaysssssss them lil infants cute or whateva but all dis mid life crisis and more toddler/child interactions is all bogus as fuck #and def could be patched in the base game. its not even heavy enough to be AP ACK GUYS PLEASE COME ON

[agentstarkid]

[x]

#schumi pitlane death walk but it's charles leclerc monaco '22 #i wanna see itttttttt #i'll give anything to be in that debrief #charles leclerc #monaco gp 2022 #{ may talks f1 }

[cloverkingsmith]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY BELOVED IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

#bcspoilers #bc spoilers #black clover spoilers #ok that should cover it all #anyways #IM CRAZY IM CRAZY HES BACK HES SAFE HES HERE I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTTTTTT #CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP IN A FIT OF UNFATHOMABLE EMOTION #HES SO HES SO HES SO IM DYING #JAHDJDHHAGAGDHFJSHAGAG #CLAWING AT THE GROUNDDDDDDDDDDD #but in like. a normal way. #also gives rouge a kissy on her wittle head

[meangreenmulletmachine]

Hey uh question for you, that seems like a big leap in rent, is that percentage increase legal where you are? And it doesn't sound like that plumbing is up to code, if the landlord did the plumbing himself I'd maybe be pursuing something. Best wishes.

Hey anon!

Yeah.. The increments/% he increased rent at is totally legal. If I'm not mistaken though, the city may have lowed that legal % recently. But he took advantage before that happened. Like my first rent hike was huuugeeee before the city stepped in post covid. My city is having a major housing/rental crisis- I would totally love to cry renters rights on his ass but at the end of the day its a lot more trouble and money than its worth unfortunately. Every office/organization/whatever I need to get in contact with is understaffed and busy with other people like me. Its a vicious awful cycle.

#like we have tried to contact several charities to help with utilities #everyone else needs help too #there are waiting lists #or you wait on hold and give up #or they are closed #like my city is not helping their homeless issue at all #people cant live like this #i know more customers than i can count on two hands #who are regular working people #living in their fucking cars #because of this shit #I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAR #IM SCARED YO #i hate this system i hate this country i hate itttttttt #foaming at the mouth

[sunuism]

got my period right before i had to go to bed… goodbye to yet another good nights sleep

#i’ve been waking up at 6 am for no reason all of this past week i hate itttttttt #and even if i fall asleep at like 11 i’ll just wake up half an hour later and be wide awake for a while 😭 #i’ve been so tired and felt sick and now this shit… #i literally have exams give me a breakkkk

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

I'm rewatching episode 78 and how funny would it have been if Sam followed Travis' suggestion and had FCG impulsively eat the reformed shard of Rau'shan the moment Ashton coughed it out, since we know Delilah was spending that time gearing up to force Laudna to give it to her

Delilah: Finally another rock to draw power from to achieve my ultimate goals! Now just take it Laudna take it, take it, take itttttttt

*FCG rolls in from offscreen and devours the rock*

Delilah: Nooooooooo

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #cr3

[moshpitgamma]

OMG I LOVE YOUR WRITINGS! Can you do a headcanons or One shot NSFW of Clay x shy wife reader? I hope you can accommodate my request and I hope you have a good day

Time to see how Mr. Serious acts with a shy wife...AND THANK YOUUUUUUUUU

Clay x Shy! Wife|| Headcannons

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Well first things first...he is always by your side and making sure you are ok in public areas.

If you have a security item, like a blanket or something, he is always carrying it with him all the time just in case you start to panic from to much attention.

When he goes to introduce himself and you shy away, he will happily introduce you and answer any questions that person may have.

If someone talks shit about you and how you're doing too much with acting shy, Clay is finding whoever said it and will make them disapear for a few days.

Clay thinks you being shy is very cute and like to help you get out of your comfort zone sometimes.

Praises you for doing things you normally wouldn't do.

If you start to panic from having to do something very social, he will hold your hand, rub soothing strokes on your back and intwine both of yall's tails together.

Most of the time when people see him, you are right by his hip.

Even if both of yall are quiet, Clay still will have to drag you out to meet people and his brothers.

When you first met his brothers, you definitely froze and just blank stared at them cause all the attention was on you.

When Clay noticed he hurried to grab you and tell them to calm down and give you a chance to warm up to them.

If you ever need reassurance from trying new clothes or being to shy to show a new hairstyle, he is there being the biggest supporter in the world.

If you both go out with company and he sees you by yourself just sitting to scared to talk, he's hanging out with you for the rest of the night.

If he does see you getting out of your comfort zone and you get rowdy for when someone messes with you, he is flabbergasted and is just blank staring at you, his wife, HIS SHY WIFE THAT JUST THREATENED TO SHOVE A WIDDLED STICK UP THEIR ASS IF THEY DON'T STFU. (Is falling for you right then and there)

Will go around and promote his wife around like a prized trophy and tell people how beautiful and cute you are.

HOPE YOU LIKE ITTTTTTTT

#trolls #trolls band together #brozone x reader #brozone #trolls 3 #trolls x reader #clay x reader #clay #clay trolls

[diagonal-queen]

hello can i request dazai, kunikida, and fyodor with an insomniac s/o who's really tired after a busy day but can't seem to fall asleep no matter what and gets frustrated bc of it

"Can't sleep?"

♡ pairing: Dazai Osamu, Doppo Kunikida, Fyodor Dostoyevsky x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: How do they help their S/O with insomnia get to sleep?

♡ cw: Reader is an insomniac (I genuinely don't know how that would manifest itself as a trigger but hey! I'm just one person in a sheltered world. Stay safe everyone <3), probably super inaccurate because I myself am not an insomniac and don't really know everything about it, Dazai horny, mentions of taking medication, mentions of alcohol, swearing

note: I feel like garbage cus my writing takes forever and I feel like I'm letting y'all down for taking so long with reqs, but I don't know what to do to fix itttttttt. Apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x

Dazai:

Well reader. You're lucky you cuffed yourself a night owl

He'll help you calm down from your frustration and tell you that it's fully normal. Everyone has trouble falling asleep, and you just haven't figured out an effective routine yet. He doesn't really know what he's talking about but if it makes you feel better then meh

His first suggestion would probably be sex, to tire you out. Even better if you go for multiple rounds just to be sure~

Yeah right Dazai, like anyone's gonna wanna fuck every single work night (besides him lmao). Safe to say, the idea is thrown out pretty quickly

He'll throw some similar ideas around (not necessarily sexual but certainly 'if they're tired out then they'll fall asleep faster') but those are all just temporary solutions, so he gives up quickly. What else did you expect from him?

He might also suggest drinking yourself to sleep since alcohol is a depressant and makes you tired. You have to remind him that excessive drinking is actually not good for you and should NOT be used as a substitute for sleep meds

He reckons that it's best for you two to let sleep overtake you naturally, and so you may as well just stay up for now.

From then on Dazai treats every single night like a sleepover. He'll wanna watch movies, eat snacks, and talk all night even if it's a work night and you absolutely shouldn't do that

If you want, he's happy to do something more chill like cuddling while sharing a pair of earphones playing mellow music

Whatever it is that the pair of you decide to do, he'll likely find that it helps him just as much, maybe even more, than it helps you. And he's grateful for that

Kunikida:

I feel like Kunikida also has at least mild insomnia, so he knows just how you feel and is right there to help you out

He's got it all ready. Fans/blankets to balance out the room's temperature, a warm drink (milk, tea, whatever you prefer), basically all the stuff Google would suggest

He would do all of that stuff alongside you even if he's already tired enough to fall asleep on his own because he understands the struggle. He doesn't give up until you're asleep and honestly get you a man who would also do that

He also discourages you from things like caffeine before bed or napping during the day to help you get more sleep at night

He'd make a whole new bedtime routine for the two of you and adjust it based on what works, it'd be like a whole thing that he takes super seriously

He'd suggest reading before bed and recommend/lend you books that he likes, and also read to you if you really pleaded for it. He really enjoys reading and he would be thrilled if the pair of you had a little thing you did together <3

If they don't give any side effects/react poorly with any meds you may already take then he would also give you some of his sleeping pills (because let's be real he's fully stocked with them. this man)

Kunikida would let you cuddle him in your sleep whether or not he likes it or it makes him sweat, because let's face it you need the sleep and he needs the physical touch. It's basically a win-win

He gives you permission to wake him up if you can't sleep and need his help, or if you want company in your waking time.

He honestly does whatever it takes to help you because he cares so much about you. Perfect man fr

Fyodor:

Bold of you to assume that Fyodor sleeps. Like ever. He's too busy being evil or something

When he learns that you're an insomniac he's fully willing to let you stay up late with him while he's working if you're in need of company. He doesn't care whether you're just on your phone or reading a book or whatever

If you ask him he'll also let you sit in his lap and cuddle him (as long as you don't bother him- if you do he's sending you right to bed)

Fyodor knows that calming music is a good way to help people sleep, so if you're down he'd be willing to play something mellow and soft on his cello for you

He probably wouldn't admit it but he kinda likes that you find it hard to get to sleep since it gives him an excuse to spend more time with you

But if you really do wanna get to bed then he'll have some tea made for you and he'll read to you. His voice is very relaxing and nice to fall asleep to and he kinda knows it (he's smug about it too because he's a bastard)

If you find that you actually sleep better in his presence then he's more than happy to move a couch into his office and let you sleep there.

He's also happy to forfeit (SOME) work so he can come to bed earlier and help you sleep. And he's also happy to cuddle you because you're warm

Fyodor will basically just help you get to sleep with methods that he uses to get himself to sleep because it's the only way he knows how. Even if it doesn't work please give him credit for trying because he really is trying super hard T-T

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fyodorhatr, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl, @kokoenjiandco

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanfic #bsd ff #bsd fanfiction #bungo stray dogs fanfic #bungou stray dogs fanfiction #fanfic #fanfiction #headcanons #hcs #bsd hcs #fluff hcs #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd fluff #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #bsd kunikida #kunikida doppo #kunikida x reader #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor x reader

[niki-phoria]

was the one who suggested the shy sunghoon fic I LOVE ITTTTTTTT ITS SAUR CUTE

can i also request a ni-ki x yn fic kinda like influenced irl

so yn is older (months older theyre still both the same age) and ni-ki always teases how yn is a clingy person and is a baby thst wants attention even though hes older and yn tries stopping to be clingy w him and suddenly ni-ki backtracks and talk about how he secretly likes it

TYYYYY LOVE YOUR WORKS

i'm so obsessed with him HDNSLN

pairing: niki x male!8th member!reader (he/him pronouns) genre: fluff/comfort word count: 667

includes: briefly mentioned idol activities, didn't want this to be too angsty so it's just a small misunderstanding, niki's hair looks so soft, barely based on this video

a/n: thank you for requesting !! i'm so glad you liked the sunghoon fic :)) i hope you enjoy this one too <33

requests open !! read my rules first

niki lays sprawled out on the mattress as you prepare to begin filming. you watch heeseung and sunghoon drag another mattress away from the stack as you curl up next to him from where he’s laying. niki smiles, resting his hand on your back. 

“cute,” jay teases. 

“the maknaes are cuddling.” jungwon chuckles. you ignore their comments in favor of moving even closer to niki, hiding your face in his neck. he laughs, tugging you even closer.

“you’re so cute, hyung,” niki smiles as he playfully pokes your cheek. “you’re always so clingy.” you swat his hand away as you shift away from him slightly to give him more space. 

filming only takes a few hours, but you still avoid touching niki too much for the rest of the day. you shove your hands into your pockets instead of grabbing his hand as you’re driven back to the dorms. you don’t notice the way niki watches as you silently stand up and take your turn to shower instead of playing a few rounds of a random game with him and pressing a kiss against his forehead before leaving.

it isn’t long after your shower before niki quietly enters your room. you silently watch as he walks over to the side of your bed and sits next to you. you shift your computer to sit in between you, giving him more access to the screen, though his gaze remains fully on you. 

niki doesn’t break eye contact - even when you turn to face him. he fidgets with his fingers in his lap - as if contemplating something. “what?” he doesn’t reply; instead shaking his head. you decide not to push the topic, returning your attention to the drama playing in front of you. 

after a few more minutes, niki slowly begins shifting towards you. he moves so your knees touch. then, he leans his head on your shoulder. when you still don’t react, he finally lays down fully in your lap. a small smile spreads across your face when he reaches over to grab your hand before resting it on his head. you take the cue, slowly twisting his soft strands between your fingers and gently scratching your nails against his scalp. 

niki lets out a content sigh, nuzzling closer to you. the drama remains long forgotten in the background as you allow yourself to fully focus on him. his eyes flutter closed as he further relaxes against you. you’re about to close your computer to let him sleep in peace when he speaks. 

“you didn’t come find me.” niki’s voice is quiet. you almost have to lean in to hear him clearly. “after your shower. you always come sit with me and we cuddle or game or watch a drama together. you didn’t come today.” 

”i’m sorry. i thought you didn’t like it.” 

“i do.” niki shifts a little to look up at you. he pauses for a second before speaking again. “is it because of what i said earlier?” 

“you said it was clingy. i thought you wanted space.”

“it’s not that, it’s just…” he sighs. you push his bangs back behind his ears, giving him time to answer. his voice is even quieter when he does. “i like you. a lot. and sometimes i get embarrassed about the other’s teasing us so i started joining in. i’m sorry.”

“it’s okay.” niki momentarily pulls your hand away from his hair to press a kiss against your knuckles. you smile, squeezing his hand before he lets go. “maybe i should ignore you more often,” you tease. “i like you coming to me for cuddles.” you pretend not to notice the way niki sulks from his position on your lap. you stifle a small chuckle, coaxing him to lay on a pillow instead so you can curl up behind him. “are you comfortable?” 

“always.” niki smiles when you lean forwards to press a kiss against his shoulder, nuzzling further against his body. “i love you.” 

“i love you too.” 

#niki x reader #enha x reader #enha soft hours #enhypen x reader #niki x male reader #enha x male reader #enhypen x male reader #niki fluff #niki x you #niki x y/n #niki drabble #niki scenario #niki one shot #niki imagine #enha fluff #enha drabble #enha scenario #enha one shot #enha imagine #enha x you #enha x y/n #male reader #enhypen x you #enhypen x y/n #enhypen imagine #enhypen one shot #enhypen drabble #enhypen scenario

[dangermousie]

I found videos for all the eps not in the world's best quality and it's worth itttttttt!!!

This drama finally gets it - we don't want last minute reunion, half the time when we don't even see the other person's face. And we don't get that here, we get an ep and a half of them healing and blissfully together, back to sickly man and feisty woman, and just so much cottagecore perfection (and her driving all the deities away and making sure they won't come again so he can have peace and quiet and healing.)

The Heavenly Law whole set up (giving ancient deities human bodies and hearts because it wants them to slowly fail and eventually disappear making way for humans) is harsh as hell but he's gotten a wonderful soft landing (thanks to all the other gods' remnants ensuring at least the baby of their fam gets out OK) and I love that.

Look at him chilling in his retirement, getting fed grapes. He's finally got to be the spoiled concubine he always wanted.

And this bit! They kept it from the novel!

They didn't have him say his second wish out loud - in the novel it was as many kids as there are grapes - but somehow it made it even more !!!! because then once they start making out, it becomes instead his wish is to have sex with her all the time ahahahah

Look how happy they are. I love it so!

They are starting to get horizontal on a public pier. !!!!!

Who does it like them?!

#cdrama #the legend of shen li #zhao liying #lin gengxin

[mid-nightowl]

for the ask game: dickjay in reincarnated character + immortal au pls!!

hi waffle!! you literally gave me an au i've never thought about writing in my entire life lmaoooo

so *cracks knuckles* let's get into itttttttt

Dick is the immortal of the two. But like, not in a very voluntary way? For this AU, I would imagine Dick is the original Talon for the Court in the 1600s. Obviously his body would deteriorate over time or just be too butchered in fights to be salvageable, so they stick him on ice and switch his “mind and soul” over to another (a blood relative and maybe later on clones when the technology is established, but he always refers to himself as Dick or Talon). We’ll say the Court can do this via magical god shenanigans. Jason is the reincarnation. So, every third generation the Gunn family somehow gives birth to a boy (aka Jason) but otherwise only have girls. (Short note: we’re going to make Catherine the Gunn relative instead of Willis for this AU). 

Jason and Dick grew up together, either same age or close in age. Played together as kids, caused trouble together as teenagers, and fell in love as young adults. And then Dick disappears, forcibly becoming the court’s Talon because it’s his “familial duty.” Jason tears Gotham apart looking for his lost love, uncovering corruption and capturing criminals in the process of digging up evidence of the Court, and he becomes somewhat of a folk hero as time passes. 

Unfortunately, the Court knows Dick is too attached to Jason and Jason’s on a mission, he won’t stop until he finds Dick and stops them. Not sure how we’d get to the next point but basically, Dick is forced to kill Jason for the Court and Jason vows on his dying breath he’ll free Dick from them because Dick was the only one who cared about Jason, who loved Jason despite his flaws and his bad blood. I imagine the Court had captured Jason and brought him to their secret lair or wherever they keep their god, and because Jason made that vow with his last breath, his blood and Dick's tears staining the stone entombing a god, an entity of magic and promises, it gave Jason (and Dick's unspoken hope) his wish. But with a twist. 

Henceforth, every three generations the Gunn family has a son. A son who is almost always baptized as Jason. The Court tries often to kill him as a child, especially once they realize Jason as an adult always digs his claws into the Court and tries to drag them into the light. What the Court doesn’t realize, is that Jason only reincarnates if Dick, if Talon, kills him. This could go either way: only Jason knows Dick has to kill him to be reincarnated and try again, and has to orchestrate his plans and strategies around either winning or having Dick kill him OR only Dick knows and he has to make sure the Court sends him to kill Jason, knowing Jason will only come back if Dick’s the one who does the deed, Dick who can never truly help the man he loves free him from the Court. 

The Court often gets what they want over the centuries, however, and Jason dies before he can truly stop them or save Dick. Over and over again, throughout the centuries and the bodies, Dick kills Jason and Jason comes back to save him. I think eventually it would end when Jason is adopted by Bruce Wayne aka Batman and together (maybe alongside Commish and a Batgirl), Jason is finally able to stop the Court and save Dick. And Jason and Dick can finally live, love, and grow old together :) 

#ask game #these are very long facts omg #so sorry #i am cursed to be long-winded im afraid #the game is really helping get the writing gears turning thou lmao #guess this is an immortal + reincarnated au with a court of owls au sprinkled in #thanks for the ask waffle!!!! appreciate you<3 <3 <3 #waffleinator-inator #okay i think i have a lot more thoughts about this actually #might have to add it to the wip pile 👀 #dickjay #dickjay au #jaydick

[puchiponn]

Floyd pls monch me ✍︎

⚠︎ Warnings!! ⚠︎

Slightly sussy content at the bottom, includes not so wholesome topics, generally vanilla though! Floyd x gn reader! Floyd is pretty sub here. It's 2 am so idk what I'm writing tbh.

☟︎︎︎ F

☟︎︎︎ L

☟︎︎︎ O

☟︎︎︎ Y

☟︎︎︎ D

EAT UNAGI RICE BOWLS IN FRONT OF HIS FACE WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT. DOOOOO ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

"S-shrimpy...? That guy's my cousin.......BUT HE WAS ALWAYS PRETTY ANNOYIN' SO THANKS A BUNCH! How does it taste?? Can i have a bite??"

"No but you can eat ME out any day"

"WAITWAITWAITFLOYDHOLDUP!! NOT RIGHT NOW U SLIMY SUSHI ROLL TWINK LOOKING ASS BITCH."

"But im hungryyy~~!"

Giving up bc you're weirdly soft for the whiny eel man, you grab him by the face. Your hands cupping his cheeks. You kiss him, his tongue messily explores your mouth, but GOD WAS HE A GOOD FUCKING KISSER. Unfortunately, just being good wasn't enough. You pretty easily dominated him and regained control. (Morray eels actually dont have tongues, but let me live my fantasy.)

You break the kiss off and smile sweetly

"That's all you get for now. Be patient."

He looked at you dumbfounded and started to pretty annoyingly ask a bunch if questions that high-key made you wanna bend him over and fuck him stupid so he'd shut up.

"Heyhey shrimpyyy you said 'for now' when's later??? Is it later yet??? C'monnn"

"Now?"

"What about now??"

"Is it time yet?"

"That's it. Im taking you back to mostro lounge with me!"

He picked u up and threw u over his shoulder like a potato sack.

Finally sleepy yayayy lmk if yall want pt 2! And whether it should be fluff or smut

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst fluff #twst imagines #twst x reader #sub twst #sub floyd #floyd leech #twst floyd #floyd leech x reader #floyd x reader #floyd fluff #floyd smut #twst mc #twst x you #twst x mc #twst x y/n #twst octavinelle #octavinelle

[kryptonitejelly]

Hi!! can i request a blurb for reader falling asleep on hotch? like where they're not together, just best friends and have lots of feelings for each other and reader just is so tired she falls asleep on his shoulder or lap and he just kisses her forehead and lovingly teases her about it later?

A/N: yes you may!!!!!! this is SO cute and i love itttttttt ahhhhhh bb thank you for sending this in <3

Requests for blurbs are currently open here.

“Are you sure you want to watch this?”

“As sure as I’ll ever be Hotchner.” You place your glass of wine down on his coffee table, before pulling the throw he had, always kept on the corner of his sofa, because you got cold easily.

He raises a brow at your response as he picks up the remote and settles down beside you. He glances at you from the corner of his eyes and notes the shadows under your eyes, the slightly dull edge to your skin, the chipped nail polish on your nails (gnawed off by you in a stress induced haze), and the excessive rubbing of the knot you had in your neck - all of which tell him that it had been both a harrowing and sleepless week for you at the office, something which he knew, not from being a profiler, but from being your best friend since law school.

“We can always save it for later.” He tries again, only to be silenced by a threatening finger over his lips.

“Press play.” You command, waiting for him to start the episode, bent on staying faithful to your Friday night tradition, on the Fridays neither of you had to work at least, before you drop your finger.

-

Fifteen minutes, was all it took for him to he proven right, that you were exhausted out of your mind.

Aaron finds himself looking down at you, head slumped against his shoulder, your deep rhythmic breathing confirming that you were indeed, fast asleep. He can’t help but smile to himself as you twitch in your sleep, hands curled into loose fists by your side. Your head slumps further down his arm, and he slips a hand between your head and his shoulder, dislodging you gently, while manoeuvring your head to settle on his lap. He watches as you shift your body in your sleep, naturally, without waking up, into a vertical position on his sofa, a testament to how much you needed sleep.

He threads a finger through the lock of hair falling across your face, and watches as you inhale and exhale peacefully, mouth hanging slightly open. He leans forward and down, lips brushing across your forehead in a gentle kiss. You shift in response, a pause in your breathing pattern interrupting and he holds his breath, worried that he has woken you, mind racing with nerves he could not pinpoint. He relaxes as your breathing picks up the same steady rhythm as before.

-

You stir to find your cheek pressed against Aaron’s thigh.

“What happened.” You manage to croak out, your head still heavy with sleep, but managing to make out the muffled hum of the television playing behind you.

“You fell asleep,” you pick up his voice, “just like I said you would.”

“Aaron.” You groan, in defiance and protest as you try to lift your head from his thigh, only to fail miserably, sleep still coating your limbs.

“Press play.” He mimics your earlier words and you manage to huff, while turning your face into the top of his thigh in an act of denial.

“ ‘S not my fault worked sucked this week.” You whine, to which he laughs. You shiver lightly at his touch, as he moves a hand to rub comforting circles against your back.

“Want to stay here tonight?” He asks.

“Please.” You mumble out.

“Ok, c’mon.” He lifts your head, placing it gently onto the surface of sofa, and without warning, you feel him pushing the throw off your body, gathering you bridal style into his arms.

“Aaron, I can walk.” You protest, to which he shushes you.

“And let you trip in my house so you can bring a claim against me? I rather not.” He jokes, and you roll your eyes, while giving up your fight.

He nudges the door of his bedroom open with a foot, pulls back the covers with one hand, and settles you onto his bed before pulling the covers back around you.

“Sleep.” He orders, to which you mock narrow your eyes at him for a moment, before gladly complying.

He shuts the door, slipping into the other side of his bed, throwing a glance at your the back of your sleeping form, his features soft, before reaching to flick off the lights.

#asks #send asks #requests are open #criminal minds #aaron hotchner x you #aaron hotchner x y/n #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner blurb #aaron hotchner blurbs #blurb #idiots in love

[daincrediblegg]

Do itttttttt

Give us the gory details baby

All right nonnie, if you say so, here you go...

John Franklin had been dead for days. When the Marshalls found him, the flies had been so dense that he’d looked nothing more than a shadow of a man standing over the creek near duskfall. Had there been a man to accompany him, perhaps Deputy Jopson wouldn’t have noticed him at all, save for the way the thing moved and jittered like lakewater, and the man stank of all manner of filth- whether human or non-human, remained to be seen. 

Deputy Little had his theories, and certainly spared none of them to the open air as they rode to where the man had been found. Hodgeson, the Marshall’s man, of course, did nothing to assuage them. The man seemed to be full of apocryphal tales of natives (he’d never specified which, of course), missing children, women with their necks cleaved open by tomahawks, all manner of brutality that might befall a man should he face the indian hordes outside the safeties of their little town. Sheriff Crozier, of course, gave credence to none of them. He was never a speculating man, save for the occasional game of cards he played with Thomas at the Blue Belle, but he’d not put a penny on anything until he had a chance to see for himself exactly the manner of carnage that befell their man. If his years with his badge had taught him anything, fear never led to the truth, and speculation was always the birthmother of that poor mistress. But, he supposed, these greenhorns fresh from those pretty cities back east had nothing but those tales to go on. Not a lick of sense but for that of the men by whom they were raised to go on, none of which would serve them in the open country as they were now. None of it would prepare them for what they would find when they arrived. None of it would have prepared their poor stomachs fresh from breakfast for what Deputy Jopson had to show them.

George was the first to go, and from the smell alone, as they had not even cleared the treeline before he’d emptied his stomach upon the grass. Ned was not too far behind him, judging by the thick swallow that Crozier heard beside him as he scaled down the ridge to where the Marshall and his men waited for them. He at least had had the good sense to cover his face with his neckerchief before approaching further, as Crozier had. Still, all men present couldn’t help but wince under their masks.

Even Crozier himself felt queasy as he came face to face with their inquest. His belly had been empty for hours now, save for the shot of whiskey he spared himself when Jopson came storming into the office in a frenzy he’d never much seen in his young protege. He understood a bit better now to look at what he had seen.

The whole thing looked as though it might up and move by itself at any given moment, were it not for the construction of branch and twig and twine that held the poor man upright. The flies began to shift and scatter in places as he approached to inspect a little better the patches left untouched underneath the swarm. He could hear a man begin to wretch a little behind him, to see the pallid gray palor the man now posessed- Little, most likely, since Hodgeson could dare not venture further and opted to watch the tree-line, and wait for his own betters to arrive back from town with a cart to transport the man- or better he would say, what was left.

Crozier waved his hand then, to clear the flies and better look at what lay beneath the carrion that had gathered, and was met immediately with a scene that made the younger men behind him gasp.

The eyes were pale, but strung open wide, and the mouth affixed- agape, skin pulling back at the lips- rigor having long settled in. The horrified expression, combined with the odd shaping of the man’s pose, provided no clarity. There were wounds around his belly, but little blood soaked into the clothes to indicate their incision. But more ghastly of all was the gaping flesh at the top of the man’s hip where his leg should be, but where currently there was none, and where the flies continued their work at the rotting flesh there, blood and meat congealing against raw bone. 

“Have you found the leg?” Crozier finally asked, his tone even to himself unexpectedly low.

“No, Sir,” Jopson replied in a whisper, shifting his weight from one leg to the other, “I had Deputy Irving sweep the shoreline before riding out to alert Fitzjames’ party. Haven’t seen any sign of it.”

Crozier grunted as he stood again, not so much at the ache in his bones but more for the mention of one Mr. Fitzjames. A foolish man who seemed to be under the impression that his appearance, subdued though he tried to keep it, as it was, might disguise better in this place the truth of his employment, but Crozier knew a Pinkerton man when he saw one. The man couldn’t hide that no matter how many fine waistcoats he owned and wore. Not to mention his distaste for the local culture. He expected the man would show himself any minute now, with those city airs of his, and no doubt, some theory to who might have done this that might satisfy the speculations of the Deputies. 

It would not, however, satisfy Crozier.

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kento. ok

ur beloved, ur darling, ur sweet beautiful husband. . ! well he is devastated :( yes indeed 😔 BECAUSE! his baby angel has not been smiling as much today :(((((( good god the pain in his chest

He does everything imaginable to make you smile; calls in from work (this is an emergency), makes you all your favourite meals and snacks, rolls you up into a nice coccoon with your soft fluffy blanket so he can hold you in the living room while you watch movies, movies he deliberately chooses to make you cry so that you can let out your feelings, and cling to him while he rocks you back and forth, shushing you and kissing your sweet head. Although it took a while, you finally calmed down, and he wiped away your tears, kissing your warmed face all over before offering to take a shower which you eagerly agree to.

You feel much better after your little crying sesh, the hot shower making you feel even better, and you can only feel absolute gratitude for the man standing behind you and scrubbing your back and shoulders with doting hands.

"Thank you for taking care of me today, Kento," You sigh, feeling him get down to his knees to scrub your legs and feet for you.

"Of course, angel, I hate seeing you sad, and I love taking care of you. As a matter of fact," He coaxes you to turn and rest your back to the shower wall, squishing your hips as he kneels in front of you. "I'm not finished."

He eats your pussy slow and steady, careful not to overwhelm you and make you fall, but his tongue no matter it's speed turns your legs to jelly. You can feel him moan against you when you scratch at his firm shoulders, mumbling praise when you grind against his face to chase your release. He doesn't speed up at all, changing from sucking on your clit to licking up your slick hole, and your orgasm builds into something beautiful and earth shattering, and he lets you ride it out on his face until he can feel you droop. He gives you pussy one final kiss before standing up straight, and holding your face to his so he can press his lips to yours.

When you've finished cleaning up, brushed your teeth, moisturized, and dressed in your favourite pajamas, he pulls you into his arms while you snuggle under the covers, and his heart is warm and content seeing you smile and laugh at his jokes and the animal videos he has saved on his phone. Yet still, you notice his hard on that he's ignored for the sake of making sure you went to bed entirely taken care of, and now it's time to show him your thanks by pulling up your silk nightie, pulling his dick out from his boxers, and riding him until the both of you can hardly speak.💕💕💕

Bwaaa? B-Bwaa bwaa bwaaaaa?? 🥺💕💕💕 my little heart can't take itttttttt bwaaaaaaaa i wanna give him a baby already :(

#ask #smut #nanami kento #bunny i am kissing u and hugging u and hand feeding you yummy food 🥺💕💕💕 #wuv u wuv u wuv u!! #☀️ favs