#go 1

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt VIII good omens a spoiler-free trailer

*walks into church, ignoring the gasps of the congregation* *holds mic to a terrified gentleman's face*

Have you ever wondered, what if the flaming sword at the Garden of Eden was insufferably in love with the Serpent?

*doesn't wait for response, shoves mic in shaking lady's face*

What if I told you, your bible studies are incomplete, because they are missing the most important story of all?

*cut to me in front of a white screen, walking seductively toward camera in a suit*

Worry not, for your prayers have been answered. Presenting, Good Omens, a kind-of biblically accurate story by Sir Terry Pratchett and Tumblr's own @neil-gaiman, now a TV show and queerer than ever. All you AO3 slow-burn hoes, we see you. You asked for it, you got it. Childhood friends is so last millennium, we give you instead, six thousand years of mutual pining.

*hard cut to David Tennant, whom I have stuck to a chair with Elmer's glitter glue* *he struggles, in vain*

Starring David Tennant and his signature slutty walk as Crowley, now in a ginger Barbie edition that comes with demonic eyes, every hairstyle and gender you could ever dream of, and instant outfit changes. It really is a miracle!

*camera swivels to focus on Michael Sheen, who is bound in blankets and looking deeply concerned*

Starring Michael Sheen the fae shapeshifter as Aziraphale, the sweetest, most cherubic murderous bitchy angel you've ever seen. Special features include automatic heart-eyes the moment he is faced with Crowley, a charming disregard for casual massacre in the name of God, and the instant outfit changes. Watch him melt your heart before breaking it! Bonus tip: try giving him sushi!

*cut back to the white screen, I am now sitting uncomfortably close to the camera*

Follow Aziraphale and Crowley as they alternatively try to follow and thwart God's ineffable plan, managing to spectacularly fail at both tasks with a consistency that amazes as it befuddles. Featuring alcohol, a bookstore, and metaphorical and literal fire as things get a little... heated in the Bible fandom.

*crossfade to Soho, I walk along the street as the camera follows me*

If that isn't enough to convince you, presenting also, idiot lesbians giving an ancient demon love advice, sexy horsepersons of the apocalypse, an unofficial wedding combined with burning Nazis alive where the most important part is the handing over of a suitcase, and the sexiest MILF witch Agnes Nutter, a literal bombshell.

*cut to disturbing close up of Neil Gaiman's face* *he tries to step away, and is met with my camerapersons*

Watch Neil Gaiman give you hope and shatter it again repeatedly, in a show where the literal apocalypse is only the background to a forbidden idiots who are lovers-to-lovers who are idiots story that is older than Time itself. Armageddon takes a backseat as Crowley serves gender, and if you thought the Antichrist was adorable, wait till you see him in Good Omens, where his evil powers are directed towards being the cutest kid he can possibly be.

*cut back to white screen, I smile ominously while twirling a human bone*

Good Omens, at your nearest Amazon Prime, with free UST, fluff, Queen, and plenty of tears. Don't miss it!

*text rapidly rolls across screen*

[Imagery has been used for representative purposes. No David Tennant, Michael Sheen or Neil Gaiman was harmed in the process of creating this advertisement. Good Omens will have expected side-effects, including unprompted sobbing, a Pavlovian reaction to bandstands, nightingales, holy water and 'the final fifteen', heartache for the foreseeable future, and intense lust for Crowley's elusive gender. Asmi is not responsible for any consequences resulting from the advertised product. Some features have been excluded from the advertisement due to space and time constraints.]

#good omens #good omens mascot #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #lgbtqia #aziracrow #neil gaiman #aziraley #azirowley #asmi #weirdly specific but ok #maggots #mascot #weirdly the prophet #good omens prophet #good omens spoiler free #spoiler free summary #go 1 #go 2 #david tennant #crowley gender #michael sheen #antichrist #adam #end times #armageddon #apocalypse #slow burn #idiots to lovers

[demcrazymandolin]

Hey everyone 👋 so this is my first time putting any of my somewhat mediocre art on here. (as if I draw all the time, ha)

Yes I know, it's been like over a month, but I SWEAR I started the sketch in October.

This is Day 17/Day 16 of Inktober, probably my first take in participating in inktober. It's not completely drawn with ink like it's supposed to...c'mon guys...let's be real...

Day 17 Demon

Day 16 Angel

I saw the prompt and I knew what I had to do.

What better thing to draw than Aziraphale and Crowley from Good omens right?

These two ineffable idiots have been living rent free in my head since season 2 came out...

This is also my first go at properly doing watercolor, color theory...yk, all that jazz...

Feel free to any advice, or tips (clearly you can tell where I got frustrated with the paint...mind that) it's not perfect but I'd like to think it's somewhere between mediocre....

Hope everyone has a frabjous day!

#inktober #inktober 2023 #inktober day 16 #Day 16 - Demon #Day 17 - Angel #inktober day 17 #watercolor #drawing #art #artwork #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #the wall in eden scene #good omens season 1 #go 1

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

#totk #loz #link #tulin #totk spoilers #my comics #my art #it is almost 8 in the goddamn morning and my hand is cramping SO bad but if i didnt make this i was going to die #anyways link's signs: page 2 panel 1 he's signing “danger” and page 2 panel 4 he's signing “important/significant” #also idr where i got the “hair braiding is significant to the rito” probably from the reva/ink i used to read back in the day #(censored so it doesnt show up in the tags just in case lol) #theyre everything to me. if you couldn't tell #they have a brother dynamic 2 me but its open to interpretation #idk wtf happened tonight. two long comics from me back to back is absurd #broke this one up also so its more viewable too #sparks art

[etchif]

#genuinely curious how people feel about this #I do it and I neither care if Im being annoying nor do I think I am #the ppl who followed me for my art are not going to get annoyed at me for showing them my art #though sometimes i get worried for like 1 millisecond if i come across as pushy then i remember this is the art website abd i stop caring #polls #art #can I tag this as that even if there's no actual art in the post #well. it IS about art

[ispyspookymansion]

thats not a “zine” that is an “art book” and you are scaring the hoes (discouraging people from zinemaking by associating it with hefty sleek professionalism instead of extremely diy no resources low cost artistic communication) by mixing up these words

#go take 1 piece of paper any size color or shape fold it up make a zine out of it THAT is more a zine than any $35 professionally bound book #kora.txt

[otlwoozi]

#i just finished reading it… sobbing… #time to go read the guide #my beloveds silliest soldiers #nosy 1 nosy 2 and nosy 3 #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #chilchuck #marcille #art

[xxlumos]

*smooch*

#can't keep this any longer away from you #brainrot was brainrotting that day #I genuinely don't remember drawing this it just happened #just a sketch but maybe someday im gonna clean that up huehue #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #gos2 #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #fanart #good omens fanart #myart #csp #digital art #illustration #fun fact: I was listening to Hozier while drawing this #GO LISTEN TO DE SELBY (Part 1) NOW ‼

[catsharky]

Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

#totk spoilers #loz totk #sidlink #link x sidon #totk yona #totk link #totk sidon #tears of the kingdom #I love Yona I adore her design oh my god #If I were to create a Zelda-sona it'd basically just be her with different clothes so I'm contractually obligated to love her #But Nintendo trying to give Sidon a case of the not-gays with her is hilarious #The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath #This is either a Lavender Marriage or a case of 'every royal Zora finds Link irresistible'. I like both but prefer the former #Like. Yona meets Zelda once things are settled and gets all flustered and tongue tied #and neither Sidon or Link have any idea what's going on because they share 1 braincell #which is used exclusively for fighting really good #sharky art #zelda comic

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

why i love aziraphale and why i find his character so heartbreaking

So I made a post on why I relate to Crowley and I adore him, obviously. I think a few you misunderstood what I meant there, though (which is understandable, I was a bit incoherent but that is inevitable on this blog). I wasn't saying Aziraphale didn't care about Crowley or was horrible to him, rather the opposite.

What I was saying was maybe Crowley felt unloved against his better judgement, because he knows he is loved by Aziraphale, but maybe everything he has been through has started to chip away at that knowledge. It's happened to me, I'm sure it's happened to a few of you. You are assured that you are loved, you can see them doing things for you, but you feel unloved. Maybe because of the other people who don't love you. Maybe because... you don't love yourself.

But I definitely wasn't putting down Aziraphale, who is a beautiful character. I adore him. I love how every single second, all his emotions are on his face. That's actually how I realised they'd switched bodies--in heaven, 'Aziraphale' had a cool, dismissive look on his face. That could only be Crowley, I knew, because Crowley is a bit better (not a lot, not around Azi of course) at masking his emotions.

That's what's so beautiful about Azi, we can just see how much he feels, how much he adores Crowley, how much hope he had, how much faith in Heaven, how much determination to do the right thing. How determined he is to keep Crowley safe, to make Crowley smile and laugh, and how much it kills him every time he has to push Crowley away for both of their sakes, or he thinks he has to. You both want to protect that optimism and faith, and also shake him and tell him the truth. But how do we know better than him, a 6000 year old angel? There's so much that we don't know, that may have happened behind the scenes, that's orchestrating his decisions.

Some of you are certain that there is more, that he doesn't still believe that what Heaven offers is genuine, because how could he? I'm also sure that there is more, but can I also offer an alternate idea? Even if there wasn't more, maybe he isn't to blame if he did continue to believe in Heaven's goodness.

We've been in toxic relationships. With friends, partners, family. I know how hard it is to accept that something you love is not worthy of that love. Something you admired is something flawed. Something you would do anything to keep is something you need to push away.

The worst of all, of course, is that time, somewhere in our childhood or teens or adulthood, when a lot of us realise our parent or parents are not heroes. That we don't agree with them. That they were wrong about a lot of things. Because they taught us everything, they were our guides, how could they be wrong? And if we can't believe in them, then what are we supposed to believe in?

Maybe Aziraphale is going through that journey, over all those millennia. Some of us are forced to realise it before we even turn ten, some of us haven't realised it yet, some of us may not ever or may not need to.

Maybe Aziraphale is just a child of God, realising that Heaven, his technical family, is not the Good that not only they but the entire world believes them to be. Everyone says Heaven is good, including a lot of Hell, including a lot of humankind, it's just given. What is Heavenly is good. And Aziraphale wants to be good.

But he's going through that painful journey of realising that good may not be what he was taught, that good comes in many shades and tints and hues. And we can see him do it, we can see him defy Heaven and God, for Crowley or for humans or for himself. He's doing it, and we need to see how it isn't easy for him. Having your entire system of belief deconstructed is painful and awful. And if you were wrong once, how do you know you won't be the next time?

It's hard enough for Crowley, torn between whether he was unworthy or whether Heaven was wrong. Imagine the tumult that Aziraphale goes through, because if Heaven accepts him and Heaven isn't always good, does that mean Aziraphale has been doing it all wrong all his life?

He's going through something that we all go through, and is every bit as relatable as Crowley is. I love them both so much. I'm so glad that there's a third season, to see how that arc closes, to see if maybe they find the answers we're all looking for.

@adverbian and @howmanyholesinswisscheese, I hope this helps? Again, I haven't watched season 2 yet and have a horrible memory since I've been watching season 1 heavily medicated, so this is just from what I know and can tell and headcanon, perhaps.

#good omens #good omens fandom #aziraphale #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #crowley #good omens s3 #go 3 #go 1 #go 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #asmi #aziracrow #neil gaiman #aziraley #azirowley #love for Aziraphale #azi #good omens meta #angel #feelings #lgbtqia #maggots

[lovewillabides]

Putting these two lines from different conversations after each other? Nice.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel the show must go on #hazbin hotel episode 8 #hazbin hotel season finale #hazbin hotel episode 8 the show must go on #hazbin hotel season 1 episode 8 the show must go on #hazbin hotel episode 8 spoilers #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #the show must go on spoilers #hazbin hotel season finale spoilers #* #hazbin gif #2024

[justc2world]

This was the most precious moment of a father being extremely proud of his son

#just papa sainz telling his baby that all is going to be okay #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #carlos sainz sr #scuderia ferrari #f1 #formula 1 #australia gp 2024

[werewolfetone]

Universities love to make their websites completely unusable and impossible to find things on it's their favourite activity

#I WAS LOOKING FOR 1 PIECE OF VERY GENERAL INFORMATION WHY DID I HAVE TO GO THROUGH FIVE PAGES TO GET ITTTT #studyposting #jory.txt

[czerwonywilk]

the best part of a coilhead killing you and moving to the next person is situations like this

#lethal company #we thought it would be safe to go to fire exit since coilhead was next to main entrance. it wasnt #artistic rendition of 1 idiot dying and a next death coming soon

[techno-danger]

HES A DUCK!!! HES A FUCKING DUCK I KNEW THAT WAS HIS TRUE ANGEL FORM!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A REGULAR BIRD AT FIRST BUT NO MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!

DUCK LUCIFER!!!

#hazbin hotel #trending #hazbin hotel season 1 #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin lucifer #hazbin #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer magne #lucifer hazbin hotel #rubber duck #duck #Lucifer duck #hazbin hotel episode 8 spoilers #the show must go on #DUCK LUCIFER!!!!

[erysium]

I’m making a new drawing for an extra phone wallpaper for all the ks backers!! but I got a little distracted today trying out old pages as wallpapers :’) 

#just for fun #kochab #1 hour left to go! <3

[forza55]

"the hottest thing a man could do is drive one-handed, palming the stirring wheel."

#this is what i mean btw #i could go on #sebastian vettel #seb vettel #sv5 #sebastian vettel one shot #sebastian vettel imagine #sebastian vettel fanfic #sebastian vettel x reader #sebastian vettel smut #f1 #formula 1 #f1 imagine #f1 x reader