Where does Pentious get the Egg Bois from? Why do they work for him? He's a loser (affectionate) how does he have so many minions-
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Slightly cursed Splatoon Warners, i have never played this game
+ slightly more cursed age correct appearances too
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PLEASE do a caveman Cillian spongebob edit 😂
don’t talk to him or his son ever again
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Image redraw of best girl with humungosaur
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Zahir will eat apples whole, core and all. Not the stem, but definitely the rest.
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Crack fics somehow involve an unusually high amount of angst that hurts the glob in my chest way too much and it’s unexpected too so you don’t expect it to happen \(;´□`)/
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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i couldve done literally anything else with my night but the law muse has possessed me and now its 11pm
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My contribution to the Cursed Cat Alastor fandom
He is just a ✨️SLINKY✨️ boy
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