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bansept · 11 months

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See Me As I Am

[Part 5]

Well, well, WELL

It's been more than a year since the last update, and I'm deeply sorry for this! We all know at this point I'm not the best at updating stories hahahaha

But, here you go! A chapter from a long lost story AND it's a NSFW warning! Although a small one, but still good eh?

Oh, btw, did you know there were specific models of androids in Detroit Become Human? No? Well, here's the proof.

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Past choice: Go to the bedroom

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Entering next phase

Her breath was short, mouth busy pouring kisses on his while he carried her all the way to her room, his strong arms sheltering her pliant body against his hard one. Ichigo felt her nails scrape the back of his neck, clenching the short hair with a tender grip, urging him to get them upstairs faster. He complied, rushing to the point he almost tripped in his run. Orihime stopped kissing him to giggle, the android grumbling an apology, straightening his back. His circuits felt loose, his skin overheating, his fake heart beating the same old rhythm, yet he never felt so good.

Ichigo carefully placed her down on her bed, a hand reaching for the light to turn it on, but was stopped by the young woman, her eyes shining with a mix of mischief and affection.

“Don’t turn it on.” Her voice was squeaky, much certainly due to the kissing session she had just gotten out of, her breath catching in her throat.

“Alright.” Ichigo smiled, returning his hands to her body, gently massaging her feet, calves, and knees.

Orihime’s body twitched in anticipation, her hips instinctively raising a few degrees up while she buried her face in her arm, laughing in the material of her sweater. The sound, Ichigo discovered, amplified his smile to the point of almost feeling pain. The android drove his hands further up, brushing her hips.

“Orihime..?”

“What’s wrong?” She answered, understanding the shift of tone as one of warning.

“I, well…” Ichigo lowered his mouth to kiss the tiny patch of belly skin showing from a gap in her clothing. “I am not equipped for sexual intercourse.”

Orihime stared at him questioningly for a moment, not understanding. Her brows were furrowed but her blush was still painting her cheeks red. Ichigo kept pecking her stomach, waiting for a reaction to blossom. After 32 seconds of silence, Orihime blushed a deep crimson, her mouth opening to stutter.

“O-oh, I, I didn’t know that…”

Her embarrassment was endearing, and Ichigo laid himself next to her on the freshly made bed, chuckling as her eyes looked around the room, everywhere, except him. Gently, he picked up her hand, placing it on his chest so she could feel his steady heartbeat.

“Don’t worry. I’ll take good care of you.” He whispered, tone more serious as his other hand caressed her sides, and thighs and slowly traveled to the zipper of her sweater. The fabric was thick enough for her not to feel the way his synthetic skin felt but every digit moving closer made her tremble in excitement.

“What… What about you?”

Slowly, carefully, lovingly, the fabric was opened, revealing her long-sleeved pajama top that was riding up her flat stomach, as well as her pajama bottom. Ichigo looked back at her, grinning.

“I’m going to make sure you’re satisfied. That will be my reward.” His voice was lower than usual, heavy with desire for her, but also desire to pleasure her. Orihime blushed even deeper, her face taking the color of a beetroot, yet she nodded, giving him her full consent. The hand still on his chest slid up to his face, caressing his cheek as the other was helping him lower her bottoms.

The information downloaded on the internet to please her was very helpful : where to go, how fast to turn his tongue, how deeply for her to feel filled in the best pleasant way, how to make her lose her grip on reality with a good technique. Her expressions, the way her eyes would shut and her mouth open, her hands gripping his hair with force, her legs wrapping around his shoulders as she moaned out his name.

Ichigo decided to let Orihime rest and sleep in when the morning came. With no outside obligations, such as work or heading back to town, and taking into account how exhausted she was rendered after their time together, it was only beneficial for her to stay in bed.

He did as he always did in the morning : cleaning out the kitchen and the bathroom, making sure the laundry was either washing or drying, ironing a few clothes, arranging the living room, tending to the fire, and of course, preparing the meals.

Dixie was sitting by Ichigo as he stirred the noodles the android had been cooking, her little eyes scanning with almost impeccable accuracy the spots where Ichigo had willingly dropped a few chicken slices. He chuckled, hearing the dog whimper in protest, as if begging him to give him all of the food.

A few knocks resonated against the wood of the entrance door. Dixie immediately barked, turning away from her spot by the stove to trot to the door, Ichigo following her after turning the fire off.

Mindful to not let Dixie out, he opened the door to meet a pair of bloodshot brown eyes staring at him in surprise, a young man with black hair tied up in a bun, not successfully hiding a bouquet of flowers behind his back, a 3 days-old beard covering his face in an unattractive and dirty way.

“You..? Who are you? Where’s Orihime?”

Ichigo looked at him, the courteous smile he had plastered on his face wavering slightly. The real question was who this man was, who clearly thought arriving uninvited on a Sunday morning with flowers would get him a passing grade. Especially to surprise a single woman who lived alone. Ichigo quickly blinked.

“I am sorry, Miss Inoue is not available right now. Might I know your identity?” He asked back, voice a happy neutral.

The man stared at him dumbly, his eyes widening as his pupils expanded unnaturally. Ichigo processed the change at lightning speed while the man seemed momentarily lost.

“I, uh, thought she was living alone? I mean, except for this pest of a dog she has.” He sputtered, sweaty hand rubbing his forearm, the sound of the flowers rubbing against the plastic interfering with the semblance of calm Ichigo was hoping to sell.

“As you can see, she does not. Might I know your identity?”

The man coughed openly, not even turning away from Ichigo, and held out the flowers threateningly.

“Jim Samuels. And you better remember that, ya trash can! Get it? Now where is she? I wanna talk to her.”

Dixie started to growl menacingly, for a dog of her size, Ichigo still kept her inside the house, fighting the urge to glare at the man with disgust. By an unlucky strike of fate, if it ever existed, Orihime’s calm life was incessantly interrupted by men trampling her tranquility, threatening her already fragile health with their stalking. Ichigo kept his hand on the door, not even staring at the bouquet Jim was holding out.

“For the last time, Mr. Samuels, Miss Inoue is not available right now. I am sorry, but you will have to wait for her to contact you, if she wants to accept your flowers.” The man coughed again, thicker this time, his eyebrows furrowing darkly. “My apologies, I must return to my work. Have a nice day, sir.”

The plastic smile was easy to stretch on his lips, his face morphing into the sympathetic mask his program automatically played after such a response. Jim stared at the closing door, looking almost pitiful. He turned around, mumbling curses, hurriedly closing his jacket to protect himself from the rain the weather reports had announced 4 hours and 18 minutes ago. From his pocket stumbled a transparent small zipper plastic bag, the size to fit in a palm, a red solid substance inside of it attracting the android’s gaze. Jim didn’t notice his loss, immediately running under the rain. Ichigo didn’t call him back.

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Choices :

1- Pick up the sachet

2- Leave it there

#bleach #ichihime #ichihime fanfiction #ichihime au #ichigo kurosaki #orihime inoue #See Me As I Am

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zeglythofficial · 3 months

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So that’s the infamous BB in the flesh! Holy smokes! Oh, she’s kinda pretty.

Anyway, that’s where I break out in hives when fandoms people start picking sides. Fuck. Personally, I’d rather let things happen naturally than trying to force sh!t. Now if any thing, this might just entrench herinto that man’s going nowhere spiral. Look at HB for prime example. She’s obviously with him for her own reasons.

But Zygthera? I’m sorry, what? That’s what they calling them??

hahahahahaha

*pauses*

hahahaha

It’s so dumb (Daniel Craig voice from glass onion). She’s already with the bugger! You don’t need to ship them. God, it’s just dumb! People weren’t shipping them before! And its odd people are shipping them now. I’m going to say something a little complicated here so bear with me.

I think we’re also underestimating how much her boyfriend being Latino actually matters. Does R speak Spanish? I swear I read somewhere that she did get some mini backlash during her initially casting. Something about her not being Latina enough, i know despite being a far better choice than Natalie Wood lmao. Anyway, that probably lead her to the buggershe’s with now.

And, with t being an actual gringo...yeah. Not that it should matter but subconsciously it might to her. I also think that’s partially what’s fueling the fandom. In some twisted up-side down logic, they think people shipping R and T might be taking away from representation. And believe me, I don’t think even TB wants to step into that landmine.

BB is pretty to me!

But yeah. R and J have a ship name and it’s flops every time I see people use it. So unnecessary.

I think R does speak Spanish? Someone correct me if I’m wrong!

I don’t know what her other bfs look like but don’t think T’s being white affects anything imo! You like who you like. But it’s the same discourse when a woc gets with a white man. The woman is seen as “betraying” her race / ethnicity. It’s a silly argument.

Her and T aren’t getting together anytime soon. Also I don’t think T cares what the internet has to say personally! If people didn’t like him dating R, he wouldn’t care at all and date her anyways lol

#my answers #about r + j #about t

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phantangled · 1 year

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I posted 1,190 times in 2022

149 posts created (13%)

1,041 posts reblogged (87%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 1,111 of my posts in 2022

Only 7% of my posts had no tags

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Longest Tag: 140 characters

#so i’ve just tried to reblog a couple of things but nothing is loading very well so i’m sorry if i’ve missed posts but my internet is useles

my internet is still useless, sorry guys 🤣😭

My Top Posts in 2022:

dan and phil acknowledging they’ve not spent more than 2 and a half weeks apart since they MET was not something i thought i was going to experience today

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shinagawa-division · 1 year

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ARB Birthday Special 2022: Sumire Shinomiya

~~ November 6th ~~

“Your pretty empire took so long to build, now, with a snap of history’s fingers, down it goes.”

“Hey there, good to see you around, something you need?”

“A present? Wh-oh fuck, is it already that time?! Shit, I need time to prepare!”

Voice Lines:

“Yes, yes, happy birthday and all that shit, look, I’m not really in the mood to celebrate right now so just drop off your gift and beat it.”

“19 years…19 years and I’m still here, nothing’s changed…”

“Happy 7th birthday to meeeee!”

“Honestly the birthday party Scorpion Den throws for me are more for the kids than for myself and once night falls and they’ve all gone to bed, I let the rest of them do whatever they please, it makes me…happy in a way to see them enjoying themselves, as my family should.”

“A few days ago, before my birthday, I kept having this…dream? No, a memory, of my last birthday before…before…everything. I don’t know what the fuck my brain is trying to tell me but it better fucking stop. The last thing I need is to reminisce a time I’d desperately want to forget.”

“I swear, Aiko and Malphas are the cutest, I don’t know what to do without them. Malphas wrote me ‘happy birthday’ using his webs and Aiko…well, I haven’t really seen much of her today, which is odd considering she was so excited about my birthday, I could tell she tried to keep it under wraps but…well, Aiko has never been exactly subtle…”

“Ritsukoooo! I eagerly await my gifts!…Wha? How could you?! After everything I have done for you! The betrayal! It hurts! I don’t know how I can move on!…pfft! Hahahaha! Okay, okay, I’m done! Sorry, I just wanna mess with you a little, oh c’mon! I know you can’t resist your favorite student! So, whaddya got for me?”

“*whistles* Ritsuko, not that I don’t love your gifts but aren’t you worried that someone might figure out you’re stealing and giving away top secret information and equipment, especially to an “internet terrorist”? Oh? Confident, are we? Well…thanks, a lot. I really appreciate it, and don’t worry, I’ll make sure nothing gets traced back to you, just doing my job as your apprentice.”

“….Do I even want to know what you got for me, Miho? Actually, I’d be more surprised if you even got me anything at all. *sighs* Well, I’m in a hurry so might as well make this quick so…what is it?”

“Are these…tickets? To an…a-aquarium? I…NO!! I-I mean, no, I’m fine, I’m fine…uh, why are there three?…To take Aiko?…Okay, sure, we….we can go when I get back…but I want to make this clear, I’m only doing this for Aiko…nothing else.”

“Hey there, Ai! There you are! Where were you? I thought you’d be short-circuiting from excitement today, don’t tell me you’ve been avoiding your big sister?”

“Oh…Aiko, this is…this is so cute haha, is this why you’ve been so shy lately? No, no, I love it and it’s not bad for your first time! Mhm, thanks, little sis.”

Ritsuko Lines:

“Sumire, congratulations (and my condolences) on your day of birth. I’m afraid that I’ve completely forgotten to find you a suitable gift for you…on second thought, perhaps trying to fool you on your birthday was a mistake on my part, please cease your prattling. *sighs* Interesting how you age yet never seem to change in terms of personality, anyways, here.”

“I’d figured you’ve known about Chuuoku’s growing relationships with some of the world leaders after the war. Lots of deals have been made and trade routes are expanding more than they have ever been. Of course, nobody knows about the underground trading system, I’m sure once you take a look at the files, you’ll be pleased with what you find. I wouldn’t worry about the consequences, I’m sure Chuuoku will find some poor, unfortunate soul to string up on the street. I’m glad you find it valuable, I wouldn’t give nothing less for my dearest apprentice.”

Miho Lines:

“Sumire, I’m glad I caught you. I wanted to give you something…you know, you can at least try to pretend to be a little grateful. Ugh, why am I even doing this? You know what? Screw it, here.

“I…*clears throat* I remember how…content you were the last time we’ve been there so I thou-Sumire, are you alright?! I-I thought it would be a good idea for us and Aiko to take a nice trip but if you…Really? O…okay then, be back soon.”

Bonus! Aiko Lines:

“Big sister! Happy birthday! I’m sorry for acting so weird lately but it’s for good reason, I promise! Um…I wanted to make you something, something homemade and Mister Goro told me that sewing or knitting makes a good homemade present so I downloaded all that I can find having to do with either one but when I tried to do it…I guess I was so excited that I kinda skipped over some parts and…well, I don’t think it came out right..”

“It was supposed to be a cat and I guess it kinda looks like one?…I’m sorry big sister, I wanted to do something special…you actually like it?! B-but…it’s cute? Yeah….yeah! It is! It’s our brand of cute! I’m so happy you like it! I love you, big sister! Happy birthday!”

#hypmic oc #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #hypmic #hypnosis microphone #sumire shinomiya #ritsuko okada #miho kobayashi #aiko shinomiya #codex #arb birthday special #alternative rap battle #arb #happy birthday sumire 2022

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bigfrozenfan · 2 years

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It's really no wonder so many in fandom are leaving Tumblr for good, with all the problems this platform has. One of my favourite recent misfires is this one:

Today I tried to edit a post of mine fifteen times (!!) until it happened to work. I guess maybe that was because there were ads loading in the background, and that's much more important to Tumblr than having a working platform. It's also why image posts take almost forever to load .... even in the app by now! I don't even need to wait for gif's anymore and I'd rather scroll on to the next entry (sorry Giffer, but Tumblr doesn't want me to see your work anymore!). The browser version hasn't been usable for me for years because of this:

Despite my DSL internet connection! Why is it that I don't have such problems on any other platform? Can someone explain this to me?

Recently, the dashboard has started "jumping" back to the previous post while you are trying to read the current entry! In addition, the app crashes more and more often when scrolling or resets back to the beginning, to the post from half an hour ago. I now cancel trying again and prefer to close Tumblr until the next day.

The only posts I can always see almost immediately are the endlessly repeating ads after every third or fourth post.

When I create a new text message, like this one, I have to save it without pictures and re-edit it before I can add pictures like I used to, or I create a few more lines of space until it works and then delete it again. Seriously now? Very convenient and sooo time saving, Tumblr crew!

Some other funny error messages:

A few other oh so "convenient" features: If you want to embed a video at a certain position in the post, it principally ends up at the end and simultaneously overwrites the last line of text entered.

Have you ever tried to create a long message in HTML format and edited it once or twice? You're lucky if Tumblr doesn't mess things up, delete lines, or throw the format completely out of whack.

Tumblr has still not managed to display the date and/or time of messages, after all these years. Twitter has no problem with this.

Difference between app and browser version: the app takes over the tags when reblogging or makes suggestions, on the computer: non-existent.

Previously, Tumblr on the computer would display a post edited from the blog in this blog again, in the same place. Now you automatically jump to the dashboard, because Tumblr knows so well that you wanted to go there anyway. Haha! So you can search the blog from the beginning again and scroll for so long that you get bored of it.

Tags...hahahaha! Why should Tumblr even be able to show all the tags you've ever entered for searching on your blog. No, only the ones with the most entries are shown, the rest are completely uninteresting. I haven't been able to find my own entries this way for years, even though I still know exactly which tag I entered for some posts! Functioning search functions on Tumblr? Not a chance!

I'm sure I've forgotten a lot, but isn't that enough to make you stay?

#tumblr #rant #fandom #personal

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crystalelemental · 2 years

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“alphakuriboh: ugggggggggh that was the WORST choice they could have given Cynthia based on her own team! We have someone already who’s supposed to have a Mega Lucario and someone else who isn’t in the game yet that also has a Lucario! We’re never gonna see Riley, are we? 🥲

I dunno that I wanna pull for any of these too much. Maybe Ash just cause I like him… Also hello from boat! Least this info came out on a port day when I have internet lol.“

Hahahaha, I knew this would be irritating for you. I knew the Riley thing would come up. I’m so sorry. If it’s any consolation, literally no one I’ve seen so far is happy with the pick. The outfit’s solid, but pretty much everyone is mad it’s Lucario over literally anyone else. I’m kinda surprised, but this anniversary kinda feels like it sucks. Two Pikachu alts, anime representation, it’s more Kanto with Red, and Cynthia showed up but in the least interesting pick thus far. I dunno, DeNA, I think you kinda dropped the ball on this. I’ll be going for Cynthia out of necessity, but like...yeah, the others are a hard skip and a very probable skip.

#alphakuriboh

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callmehopeless · 1 year

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Oh no!!! I’m the one who sent “not everything feels like something else”. It’s from a poem that’s become quite popular online called “Jessica gives me a chill pill” by Angie Sijun Lou. I’ve seen that poem going around tumblr and ppl quoting it and I’m sorry maybe I should’ve given context in my ask!! So sorry! I just thought that part of your fic was so amazing and I felt the same way I did when I read that poem that sometimes the best (and worst) feelings are just what they are and do not need to be described in other words

I absolutely love your writing!! I’m so sorry I made you feel that way! You’re amazing and incredibly talented and I feel very lucky I get to read what you share with us.

Omg hahahaha, Anon, I am so sorry. I totally read the message wrong. It's one of those things where I didn't pick up on the tone and went "hey, aww, my heart hurts."

I totally and completely have zero hard feelings towards you and want you to know I'm having a good chuckle at us both. No hard feelings, my love. I'm very glad you weren't being a jerk; that's made my morning considerably better. I can have my cup of tea knowing we just did a silly foolish internet thing

Much love to you, bless you - you've done nothing wrong, the internet has just cucked us again

#a matter of public record

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daegall · 1 year

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NOO I JUST OPENED TUMBLR AND UR LEAVING !! i feel like if u leave for good i’ll most likely reveal my main blog 2 u and message u :-) i wouldn’t want to leave just as a stranger on the internet for u

but i’m doing good ! i’ve genuinely missed u and tumblr and being a functional human, this semester defs messed me up for sure

i’m also glad to hear ur doing good but i understand why u wouldn’t wanna be on this blog if ur not writing, have u thought ab opening another one? that’s what i did but i ended up leaving my blog so inactive HAHAHAHA, i felt so bad i just deleted my work (artwork not writing ABDJSNDK)

i’ll miss u tho !! - no sleep anon 🫶

NOOOOO BBY HI IM SORRY FOR SURPRISING YOU OR FEELING SAD ☹️☹️☹️ omgogmgomg if u do i will be super happy tee hee

ive been thibkinf about it for a real while now bc on one hand i absolutely adore and love writing it is a hobby of mine but like,,,, being on tumblr and idk just doing shit is tiring 😕

thr thibg isnt i cant write, its quite the opposite i love and miss writing 😁

im thinking i'd just idk lurk around pop a few fics here and therr not br completely in here bc every time im here jts either all tumblr or all personal life and i cant really do that so,,,

i will def be answring asks if i get any bc they make me suepr duper happy tee hee

this is what i hsve in mind but like its not official oop

#asks!#no sleep anon ?!

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maxverstepponme · 2 years

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Hahahaha, she’s so predictable. It took her less than a day of rumours for her to post Max to prove they’re still happy. If I were her I’d have posted earlier or waited as she just looks insecure now. Even if she doesn’t check/keep up with the gossip the timing is too much

Looks? She is. I’m sorry, but someone who acts based on what others say screams nothing but insecure. Why do you need to try and prove wrong random people on the internet? That is not life.

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desceros · 2 months

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im sorry to hear about you not sleeping well, and hope you get all of the sleep you need and deserve <3 as for symphony, girl(boy? whatever you are,) that can wait for a long as you need it to, mk? pay no heed to the internet goons who beg for more donnie angst, for they don't matter. not more than your sleep schedule, anyways. i hope your pillow and sheets are cold, that rain is raining outside to set a good sleepy mood, and that you have nothing to wake up for tomorrow so you can sleep as long as you need. sending these vibes ur way <3

sincerely, Madz (aka anon-chan who asked for rise-raph fluff fic(yes that was me, hello :D))

oh hey!! my rise raph fan, hahahaha. i will say, i’m slowly getting radicalized with rise raph. those clio comics (i think that’s her name? i’m at the doctor rn so i cant check but im p sure that’s it) are Working. propaganda success

thank you as well for the manifestations. they worked and i got some sleep!! still sluggish since im running a hard deficit but muuuuch better that before :3

#ask tag

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dynyamight · 3 years

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meet cute number 47 is interesting!

send me a writting ask

47. Texting the incorrect number but continuing the conversation.

“You got all that, right?” Shinsou asks, readjusting his stance, so others can leave their classroom door easily.

Midoriya hums absentmindedly. He’s still quickly jotting down the last few digits onto his planner. “And, you said tomorrow morning, around 7? At the library?”

“Yeah,” Shinsou shrugs, “Or anytime really. The deadline isn’t until next month, you know.”

“I kinda just want to get it done, as soon as possible.”

Shinsou breathes out a snort. “Figured you’d say that much. Just make sure you got my number. Repeat it, if you need to.”

“No time.” Midoriya drops his bag to the side, shoving his now closed notebook inside. “Thank you! I’ll text you later tonight!” He offers hurriedly, before taking off down the campus halls.

Shinsou’s warning falls deaf to his rushed mind.

He has to run the entire way, in order to graciously catch the last bus for the hour. Sweaty and flushed, Midoriya slumps into his seat in relief. Fortunately, he was able to cop a seat for himself, settling by the window and his backpack right next to him.

Staring out, Midoriya tries to remind himself of the rest of his priorities he needed to do.

He still needed to start on Doctor Chiyo’s online Physiology exam, and gather his notes for the open book portion. It was a bit bothersome to handle tests online, but if the rest of class prefers it, there’s nothing Midoriya can do about it.

Speaking of which, Ochako had requested for copies of those exact same notes, since apparently she barely writes anything during lectures. He wants to suggest to her to just simply take better notes, but alas, he will gladly help her out.

And, finally, Midoriya has to collect reliable, approved research articles for his and Shinsou’s debate, in their argumentative project in Communications. Being assigned “PRO SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCE”, while being the most uninvolved people on the internet, Midoriya and Shinsou had a lot of work to do.

Not to mention it was already 18:00 by the time he reached the school’s dormitories. And yet, he needed to shower, make dinner, water his plants, and watch the newest episode of his favorite drama, airing tonight.

University was eating him alive.

Thankfully, he’s able to complete half of his list.

He finishes the exam with a 98%, and quickly snaps the pages of his notes over to Ochako and Iida, making sure to highlight the main topics questioned in the exam. Ochako sends a ‘thank you’ gif, and Iida texts a long, yet endearing message of gratitude.

Midoriya doesn’t have time to shower, instead blasting the TV volume loud, as he waters his indoor plants at the same time. He overwaters them a little bit, busy glancing back at the screen for too long. But, at least he’s able to watch the episode. He pouts when it ends on a cliffhanger, almost drowning his bonsai tree in frustration.

He’s only able to warm up a plate of leftovers, and read through only one research article, by the time it’s already blinking 21:30 on his phone. Sighing, Midoriya closes his laptop and grabs his cell phone instead.

An all nighter wasn’t preferable. But, if Shinsou is working overtime at his late night job, Midoriya supposes he can stay up and keep looking through more articles, until he has at least the required ten.

Flipping open his planner, Midoriya inputs Shinsou’s number into his phone. He adds his name, a contact photo of him sleeping, and finally taps a quick message.

(21:38) < You working?

When Shinsou doesn’t respond right away, Midoriya simply sets aside his phone on his desk. Stretching his arms, he sighs in defeat, now expecting Shinsou to be stuck at work.

He’s never worked at a restaurant, but he bets Friday nights can get pretty busy. And, Shinsou always complains that group outings and dates tend to stay over, even after the place is supposed to close. And, Midoriya trusts his word.

So, by the time his phone dings, Midoriya has been clicking through more articles on social media, bookmarking a few to go over later, as he went.

He lifts his phone, and with a bright screen, a message stares back at him.

shinsou hitoshi (21:58) > Who’s this

Oh, he did forget to specify. But, Midoriya smiles, having a small prank in mind. There was no harm in teasing his friends, let alone Shinsou, who definitely needed a good laugh, now and then.

(21:58) < It's the cutie from your communications class ;)

shinsou hitoshi (21:58) > So, no one

(21:59) < Haha! I guess you’re right about that

(21:59) < Anyways, it’s Izuku! You still working late, Hitoshi?

shinsou hitoshi (21:59) > This ain’t Hitoshi

Midoriya's face drops, blinking. Oh god, did he mistype the number?

(21:38) < Wait, you’re not???

Another text pops up, shortly after.

shinsou hitoshi (22:02) > You got the wrong number

Embarrassment burning his entire face red, Midoriya wishes he could delete himself from the world.

(22:03) < I’m so so so so sorry!

(22:03) < God, I thought I wrote down my friend’s number right

(22:03) < But, I was in this stupid rush to get on the bus that I didn’t make sure

(22:04) < And, listen, if I had missed that bus, I would’ve had to wait

(22:04) < Not like a few minutes wait

(22:04) < Like, a whole two hours wait!

shinsou hitoshi (22:05) > I didn’t ask

Deleting the conversation, Midoriya erases the new contact completely. And instead, he looks back to his planner, and retypes the numbers in his phone onto a new conversation.

Hopefully, he has typed the correct series of digits.

(22:07) < Hey, Hitoshi! It’s Izuku

unknown (22:08) > ...

unknown (22:08) > What the actual fuck

unknown (22:08) > You've still got the wrong number, you goddamn idiot

Slamming his phone onto his desk, Midoriya grabs a pillow off his bed and shoves it in his face. The temptation to scream sounds awfully pleasant, but it’s too late at night to do so. His dorm neighbors would definitely wonder what the hell is wrong with him.

What’s wrong? Oh, he has completely done one of the most dreaded imaginary scenarios in his head; text a complete stranger. Twice.

What was he supposed to do now? Never text back? Delete it? Block it?

How is he supposed to contact Shinsou now?

His phone dings again.

Lifting the pillow off his face slightly, Midoriya eyes his phone warily from his swivel chair.

That definitely wasn’t supposed to happen. Another text from the same stranger sounds a bit unheard of.

After a seconds-long hesitation, Midoriya lifts his phone and opens it once more.

unknown (22:13) > Double check next time

unknown (22:13) > You can fucking wait the two hours, dumbass

Midoriya grows a little irked. He has a bad feeling that his stranger isn’t too friendly, to say that least.

There was literally no reason to text back something so rude.

(22:14) < Well, that wasn’t nice

unknown (22:15) > Wasn’t trying to be

(22:15) < ..Are you always like this?

unknown (22:16) > Pretty much

(22:16) < That’s sad

unknown (22:17) > What’s fucking sad is that I was woken up from my sleep

unknown (22:17) > Because a damn moron didn’t write down the right number

Midoriya winces. He hadn’t even thought about the other person’s predicament, let alone if he had interrupted anything.

(22:20) > I really didn’t mean to do that, I’m sorry :(

unknown (22:22) > Yeah whatever

(22:24) > You should try to go back to sleep, then

unknown (22:25) > I was

unknown (22:25) > But the same moron from before keeps texting me

(22:27) > Who?

(22:33) > Oh.

(22:33) > It’s me, huh?

unknown (22:34) > No shit

(22:35) > Right, of course. My bad!

(22:35) > I’m going to just stop now

unknown (22:36) > Thanks

(22:36) > For the umpteenth time, sorry! ><

(22:37) > Okay, Okay! I’m stopping now, for real

Midoriya desperately needs to call it a night.

After going through his nightly routine, he slips under his bedsheets, exhausted. He sets an alarm for 5:00 on his phone, hoping Shinsou will show up at the library, regardless of the missing confirmation text on Midoriya’s end.

He keeps his phone on awhile longer, swiping through his professors’ emails, before a surprising text notification pops in front of him.

unknown (23:01) > FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

(23:02) > …

(23:02) > What was that for??

unknown (23:04) > I CAN’T SLEEP

unknown (23:04) > GOD, I CAN’T GO BACK TO FUCKING SLEEP

unknown (23:05) > AND IT’S YOUR FAULT

(23:06) > What do you expect me to do????

unknown (23:07) > HAHAHAHA OH DON’T WORRY

unknown (23:07) > IF I CAN’T SLEEP, NEITHER CAN YOU

unknown (23:08) > AND IF YOU TURN YOUR PHONE OFF I WILL SEND HELLFIRE

(23:09) > Wait

(23:09) > No, please

(23:09) > My alarm is on my phone, I need it on

(23:10) > I need to go to an important meeting for a group project at 7:00!

unknown (23:10) > Aw, really? :0?!

(23:11) > Yeah! I really do!

unknown (23:11) > Sike. I don’t fucking care

unknown (23:12) > Hope you eat shit tomorrow

(23:13) > ..Why are you like this?

(23:13) > I could literally be a twelve year old, for all you know

unknown (23:14) > I doubt fucking twelve years do group projects

unknown (23:15) > But whether you’re a damn infant, or grown adult, I hate you

(23:16) > I wouldn’t say I hate you. That’s too harsh

(23:16) > But, wow, you are very unlikable :/

unknown (23:17) > That’s the fucking nicest thing anyone has said about me

(23:18) > It wasn’t supposed

(23:19) > Nevermind.

(23:19) > Do you have any friends? Just might as well ask

unknown (23:21) > Surprisingly yeah

(23:22) > Oh, so you also agree. That it’s a surprise

(23:22) > At least you’re self aware :0

unknown (23:23) > Yeah, they are annoying as hell

unknown (23:24) > But, also pretty good people, I guess

(23:25) > Pretty good or pretty dumb?

unknown (23:26) > SHUT IT

unknown (23:27) > Only I can make fun of them

unknown (23:27) > You. Don’t.

(23:28) > You’re right, I shouldn’t have said that

(23:29) > I’m sorry :(

unknown (23:30) > You like apologizing, huh

(23:29) > There’s a lot to apologize for tonight

unknown (23:30) > Still, you don’t have to say it every damn minute

(23:32) > You probably don’t ever apologize

unknown (23:33) > Fuck no

(23:35) > Right, of course

(23:36) > Well, you know what I need to do tomorrow

unknown (23:37) > Unfortunately

(23:38) > What about you?

unknown (23:39) > I’m covering a shift at my shit job at the ass crack of dawn

(23:40) > Unnecessary visual, but I digress

(23:40) > Uh, where do you work?

unknown (23:42) > No. I don’t even know your damn name

(23:43) > I told you?? It was in my first text

unknown (23:44) > Yeah, I ain’t scrolling

(23:48) > Well, it’s Izuku. Midoriya Izuku :)

unknown (23:49) > Great. I still ain’t giving you mine

(23:50) > ?? Is there anything I can know about you??

(23:50) > You know more about me, than I do about you

unknown (23:51) > You know I hate you

unknown (23:51) > That’s plenty

(23:52) > But, I have been staying up for you :(

unknown (23:53) > Because it’s your fault I can’t sleep

(23:54) > You aren’t feeling sleepy yet?

unknown (23:56) > ..Are you

(23:57) > I asked you first

unknown (23:58) > I asked you second

(23:59) > That

(23:59) > Look, it’s almost midnight

(24:00) > Oh, now, it’s actually midnight

unknown (00:01) > I have fucking eyes. I can see the time

(00:02) > And we BOTH have places to be tomorrow

(00:02) > So, let’s just sleep. Call a truce, please

unknown (00:03) > What about my petty retribution

(00:04) > PLEASE LET ME SLEEP

unknown (00:10) > FUCK

unknown (00:10) > FINE

unknown (00:11) > I STILL CAN’T SLEEP BUT WHATEVER

unknown (00:12) > HOPE YOU FUCKING OVERSLEEP TOMORROW

The rest of the night, Midoriya hears his phone go off, but he doesn’t bother to open the messages. Fortunately for him, the time staying awake quickly catches up to his body, the moment he shuts his eyes. And, in an instant, he falls asleep, heavy.

However, he’s jolted awake by the ringing of his phone, the tone alerting him of an incoming phone call. Banging his head on the headboard, Midoriya blindly grabs and answers his phone. “Uh, H-Hello?” He blurts quickly.

“Tch.” A low voice emits, “You owe me, Deku.”

Click. The phone call ends.

Confused, Midoriya hurriedly rubs his eyes open. Running his messy curls through his fingers, he lifts his bangs up, in order to correctly look at the time.

The time was 5:10. And, his 5:00 alarm had been off the entire time.

And, instead, that same unknown number from last night was his saving grace.

#star responds #MY FIRST TEXT FIC??? WOW #i kinda struggled with how i wanted to format the texts #but alas here it is #poor midoriya smh next time repeat the numbers back #never wake bakugou up from his 8PM to 6AM sleeps LMAO #i hope this was okay !!#bakudeku #tigridiae #my beloved #FICLET

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loveless-scribes · 3 years

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Uchiha Itachi: NSFW Alphabet

So, it has come to my attention that Itachi of the Uchiha has been done a disservice in the eyes of the internet and been called terrible names. *COUGH* vanilla *COUGH* basic *HACK* I assure you, my friends, nothing could be further from the truth! And so, I present to you, my interpretation of the one and only. Enjoy.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare is not optional. It is just as much a part of the experience as foreplay and the actual sex.

Will he clean you up? Not religiously, like it’s something he’ll do every time, but yes, he would. If you’re still feeling tired or lingering in bed by the time he’s gotten cleaned up, he wouldn’t think twice and just take care of you as well. If you mention that you think it’s sweet or you enjoy it, then… YES, he would absolutely start doing this religiously.

Expect hairstroking and holding you to his chest, letting you listen to his heartbeat. If you want to share your 4 AM thoughts here, he’ll be down for it and let you know what he thinks about your ideas. After you’ve fallen asleep he will stay awake sorting through his thoughts, over what it means to have you by his side and the risks involved for you. This is pretty much the only time in the day that it’s safe to be vulnerable with his thoughts and so, this is where he will think about what you mean to him, and press a kiss to your forehead before finally going to sleep himself.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Eyes, definitely. The eyes are known to be the windows to the heart and his own eyes define so much of his life and his destiny, so yes, he could stare into his partner’s eyes for an almost uncomfortably long time, drinking them in. I can’t really say he’s a butt or boobs guy cuz that’s not how his mind is wired. He’s wired to be mission-oriented and there’s no room in his mind for distractions but on his S/O he would appreciate and worship every inch of her.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Um… breeding kink, anyone? Defo see him as having one. Is this an underlying psychological thing because he was deprived of having a normal family? At the same time, though, he’s in no rush to have children of his own, because he knows what a terrible place this world can be. But the desire to spill his seed deep into his S/O’s womb is deeply ingrained. Modern birth-control would really solve this problem.

Also, swallowing. *COUGH* If someone does this for him it will go straight to his head. Prepare to be rewarded.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hmm… I almost feel guilty about characterizing him like this, but I could see him somewhere deep down having a desire to have his partner submit to him? Not in the sense that he would ask for that, but if he had a wet dream about his S/O she would probably be on her knees, and he would feel guilty about it the next day and be a little sweeter than usual to her.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Okay! So, this is an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think Itachi is inexperienced! Even if we take Canon!Ita (but maybe age him up a little) I feel like there could be situations, mission-related, or pursued by women he objectively finds appealing, where saying no is just more inconvenient than going along with it. Especially if it’s for the sake of a mission, he wouldn’t think twice. Or if he does it in order to not blow his cover. While he does largely turn admirers away, more for their own good and because he’s generally not interested, I do believe he could have realistically encountered situations in his travels that led to sexual encounters. He hasn’t taken a vow of chastity, so I don’t see why he should go to unreasonable lengths to say no?

So yeah, in my mind he definitely has some experience, but not a whole lot. Obviously, he takes necessary precautions to ensure those brief dalliances stay just that.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Hahahaha, so I had to do some research to find out what this position is called. The Mastery? Basically, it’s woman on top but the couple is in a seated position. Meaning, he gets to look into your eyes and just basically, the heightened intimacy and closeness of this position are what does it for him. Also, he has more control than in the normal girl-on-top position, so he can control the pace somewhat and help you out.

But if you’re tired, he’ll pick you up and flip positions, he won’t wait for you to admit you’re tired and he won’t listen to your protests. He wants to see you out of your mind in ecstasy, not wondering whether or not you’re too tired to continue.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Alright, so it’s Itachi, right? He isn’t very jokey. That just is what it is. He might do something unintentionally that might make you giggle, or you could laugh out of nervousness and while he very much enjoys that sound he doesn’t really know how to provoke it from you. It’s just not his area of expertise. (Sorry, Ita. Couldn’t give you this one.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Hmm… well, Itachi definitely is clean by nature, and is definitely well-groomed and particular in all aspects of his life, so… I’m going to go with trimmed. Neat and orderly. Just like everything else about him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I lowkey just want to link my oneshots to this, cuz they say it all, but alright! He will want to be connected to his S/O. That means either being able to see her face, or if the position doesn’t allow for it to hear her voice the entire time. He’s good at that. He’s so sweet and considerate and perceptive. He knows what’s working for you and what isn’t even without you saying a word, He may not have a whole lot of experience, but he has an innate talent (because doesn’t he just… with everything?) and he’s an exceptionally quick learner. He will legit ruin you for anyone else because if you ever ARE with anyone else and they snap at you, “What do you think I am, a mind reader?” You’ll realize what Itachi was doing.

So, yeah. He wants to make sure you’re into it and you’re taken care of and you’re near delirious with pleasure before he decides to let go himself. Being self-sacrificial and caring for others is in his nature. So, yeah, you really need to man up and figure out what he needs because he isn’t going to tell you. But you’re smart. You’ll work it out. (OR JUST READ THE REST OF THIS ALPHABET.)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Sorry, no. Don’t see him doing this. You have to consider how disciplined the guy is, and how insanely busy. It really is kind of a waste of time at the end of the day and if he wants it that badly, he can just make the trip to see you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Teasing, edging, getting you to beg. He feels bad for you, he really does. But how much more can you take? You won’t know until you know. He’ll reward you for your patience though. And let’s be honest, you’ll love it, teasing and all. Not to mention mindfucking you to oblivion.

So, I went through an alleged “complete” list of 239 kinks to try and answer this question and most of it was just… weird. So, let’s do this differently. What follows is an incomplete list of things I could potentially see him being into or good at or have an interest in. In no particular order: mirrors, sub/dom play (with a little coaxing and admitting to himself that this is even a thing that he’s into. It would absolutely be limited to the bedroom, though), sensory deprivation, and.... bear with me here, but… I could see him having a hand for Shibari. THINK ABOUT IT. Those knots and things they learned to tie in the ninja academy? And we know Itachi is the best of the best in everything he does. So, I don’t think this is beyond the realm of possibility.

Generally speaking, though, he just doesn’t have the time for this stuff. BUT IF HE DID…

And now, this is exclusive to AM!Ita but he most likely has a praise kink. Being hated and cursed for eons, and being disillusioned with his own role, if his S/O comes in and tells him how great he is, how handsome, how wonderful. How good he is at what he does. How wonderful he makes her feel. Mmmm. I can see that doing things to him. XD

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Ideally, in a lake or a river. Outdoor bathing spaces are generally approached with caution, so even if someone were to come by they would call out and make sure no one is there first, which means, less risk of getting caught. And I mean, this is Itachi… He’s an S-rank exiled nin. HE KNOWS HOW TO NOT GET CAUGHT. LOL. But yeah, he spends a lot of time out-of-doors. He’s more accustomed to the starry sky overhead than the roof of a house or woodland cabin. In my interpretation, he feels very much at peace when surrounded by nature and he would enjoy being intimate with you in that setting.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence. Enthusiasm. Not necessarily seduction, if it’s a stranger he’s dealing with, this is more of a turn-off than anything. But if it’s his S/O and she turns up the charm and crooks a finger at him… You might even get a smile on that stoic face. I don’t see him being into the shy and stuttering type. If you blush and say, “No! St- stop!” He’ll literally stop. And probably apologize. AND NOT DO IT AGAIN.

If you try and explain to him that your no doesn’t mean no… Ah, yeah. He’s not into that. Be straightforward. Say what you mean. Don’t play games with him. He’ll see right through you.

That being said, being a lonely fighter all his life means he’s very sensitive to your touch. Just run a hand along his shoulder in passing and he’ll grab it and press a kiss to your palm, and haul you in. I could see him being into your hands. It really isn’t hard to turn him on, it’s hard to earn his trust and a position in his life that gives you the right to touch him and be touched by him. But when you’re there, it’s the easiest thing in the world. A smile, a kiss, a brush of your fingers over his collarbones. He’s a goner.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pegging. This goes without saying. I can’t really think of much else he wouldn’t be into. I mean, stuff that’s a little more out there. Watersports. Daddy/Mommy kinks. Actual exhibitionism, (not genjutsu version) no way is he going to let anyone look in on your most intimate moments. Impact play. He knows very well what his hands are capable of, and there’s a lot of blood on them, so he really wouldn’t be into stuff that involves actually hurting you.

If his S/O likes it VERY rough, he might resort to genjutsu so that she gets what she wants, but he doesn’t have to actually hurt her. Other than that, bruising, choking, the usual level of roughness? Bring it on. Being adept with his hands also means he knows very well where that fine line between pain and pleasure is.

Not to mention, he’s very perceptive, so he’ll figure out what you’re into even without you saying it. He’s also very giving so he’ll focus more on your preferences than his own. But if the day ever comes where you realize what submission does to him… The man would be putty in your hands. Kukukukuku...

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both.

Giving, because he has absolute control over your pleasure, and because he enjoys how easily he can drive you out of your mind. We’ve established that he’s a terrible tease, so driving you to the brink and leaving you hanging, feeling every single one of your reactions… It’s good stuff.

Receiving takes the cake though. Being that vulnerable with someone, even having someone he can trust that much. It’s definitely something he’s very partial to, something that makes him soft towards you, and something that plays into his forbidden desire of seeing you submit, whether or not he’s aware of it. He’ll make sure to return the favor tenfold.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This is an odd question I think, because… doesn’t it depend? On how much time he has, on how the two of you are feeling, on what the mood is?

Anyways, I’m going to go ahead and say slow and sensual because he really is a man who likes to take his time with you. He likes to feel every one of your responses, hear every little mewl and whimper and moan that crosses your lips. He definitely makes it an experience.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not his preference, but he isn’t above having a quickie if that’s all that time allows. But he would definitely follow up with a proper session at a later time, then.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Itachi is so nice. He really is. There’s nothing you could want that he wouldn’t be willing to try at least once for your sake. I mean, apart from the stuff listed under “N”.

And would he take risks? YES, HE WOULD. Because his assessment of the risks varies greatly from yours. So, something that you would think is very risky, might seem not risky at all to him, because he knows exactly how to go unseen, unnoticed. You might think he’s being risky, but he’s well aware there was a 0% chance you were going to get caught. Because Itachi skillz.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Stamina! *insert sparkles* AM!Ita has been established in the works, so I think that needs no comment. Canon!Itachi is a freaking fighter. An S-class exiled nin. Someone who claims Itachi has no stamina wants to start something with me. DID YOU SEE HIM HAND SASUKE’S ASS TO HIM? Despite his illness? He lost because he CHOSE to lose. I don’t see the Akatsuki hauling out a wheelchair for Itachi to go on his missions, so don’t go telling me nothing about Itachi having no stamina. SHAKE MY HEAD WHILE JUDGING YOU.

Dude is strong as hell. And you can’t tell me some bedroom fun is more physically taxing than literal superhuman battles against huge ass tailed beasts! It’s just ridiculous. I’m not here to rant. Better calm down.

I’m here to tell you our man can go for at least three rounds and you will *GUARANTEED* always tire out before he does.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes. The sharingan. THE ONLY TOY YOU WILL EVER NEED. As mentioned above, he’s not above using his skills to heighten your pleasure, and mess with your mind. But actual, physical toys? Nah, the thought processes that would lead to considering, comparing, and actually purchasing those are just so foreign to his thinking. It would never even cross his mind. What can a toy even do that he can’t do better? (To his thinking anyway. Well, he’s not wrong.)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will make you beg. Absolutely. He’s totally unfair. He will have casual conversations with you while driving you out of your wits. And then he’ll ask you why you’re not answering him. Ask you what’s wrong. Ask you what you want. LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Itachi is very restrained and disciplined so, unfortunately, this means he isn’t very vocal. I know, cry with me, it’s such a waste. *hires an orchestra of the world’s smallest violins* BUT that means when you do manage to make him groan or moan in pleasure, it’s such a huge ego boost. Apart from the sounds he makes when hitting a climax, he’s generally in control and whispering praise and teasings into your ear or over your skin.

If you want him to talk, get on your knees and give him some head. Not kidding. Mentioned it above already. He gets to let go, a lot of his secret kinks are getting fulfilled, he feels vulnerable and is cool with it. He’ll dig his hands into your hair, cup your cheek, his eyes will roll into the back of his head and he’ll tell you on a low moan what a good girl you are.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

So, let’s say you’re waiting to talk to him and he’s busy meeting with some people or whatever and you’re standing off to the side patiently. He just briefly glances at you before turning back to his comrades and BOOM. Next thing you know, he’s got you by the neck, has you pinned against his desk/table/whatever (this was originally a Hokage!Ita headcanon so do with that what you will), and is doing unspeakable things to you in front of everyone. No sooner does the encounter come to an end, than you suddenly wake up and find yourself still standing right where you were, until it happens again, and this time he takes you against the wall. It’s an illusion wrapped in an illusion wrapped in an illusion more times than you can count and when you finally do come to your senses, you can barely stand. The meeting is over. Itachi turns toward you, “You wanted to speak with me?”

Ah, yes. Good old Itachi mindfuckery.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I mean, muscles, yes? Lots of them. Man’s fit as a fiddle. He’s a ninja. So, yes, the entire delicious length of him is covered in lean, firm muscle. He’s clearly well-endowed because… he just is. Maybe not the longest cucumber in the farmer’s market (which isn’t to say he isn’t long, because he is… don’t claim I called him short) but thick and veiny and above all else, attached to a man with a brain who knows how to use it efficiently. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

This is a tough one, because the constraints are not on his drive, but on his time. He’ll take whatever chances he can to be with you. AM!Ita is established to have a very high sex drive, but he also has restraint, so when you’re not into it, he’s cool with it. As if that would ever happen. So, I would have to say, the actual encounters will unfortunately be far between because of his lifestyle, but he will always make up for lost time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Kind of already mentioned this above, that those moments afterwards with you are his most vulnerable moments where he feels relatively safe and at ease, so he stays awake for a long time after, sorting through his thoughts. Also, he won’t say this to you, but it’s his job to protect you, so there is no way he’ll fall asleep before you do. Not gonna happen.

#uchiha itachi #itachi #alphabet #itachi smut

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levinneheart · 4 years

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hai bby riri~~ can i req a Atsumu + “Wait! Please don’t pull away... not yet.” i want some fluff rn so yeah~ HAHAHAHA take care bby and remember to take a break every now and then 😊💕💕💕

Making this extra extra fluffy just for you~ <3 😽😽😽 and I’m freaking soft that you called me bby 🥺💗 Love from Levinne

You calm me

requested on: 28th of July 2020

finished on: 3rd of August 2020 (11:30 am)

➳ Pairing: Miya Atsumu x F!Reader

➳ Genre: Fluff, Comfort, Established Relationship, Hcs

➳ Prompt: 13 ‘Wait! Please don’t pull away... not yet’ from prompt 1

➳ Warnings: slight thirsting from me here and there

You were having a bad day, not only it’s that time of the month again — your wifi suddenly loss its connection, making you more frustrated cuz you were in a middle of watching your favorite anime on your phone (I’m clowning myself with this one)

You just wanted to forget about the pain you were enduring by binge watching and eating a tub full of ice cream but NOOO, the world decided to be a jerk and shun you “Ugh, I hate here when this happens.”

Good thing you had load and data cuz if you didn’t, you would’ve gone and sue and totally not murder the internet company all together (same tbh) Now, bored out of your mind and have nothing to do — you decided to text your boyfie, Atsumu

“Can I come over?” After a few minutes later you received a reply, “Sure bby, I’ll meet you there.” “So soon?” You asked as he usually stays behind and overworked himself to hone his skills. “Yeah, there’s just so many noises and it left me having a bad day so I had to leave early.” “Okay, I’ll be there ASAP!” You replied as you got up to get ready

When you got there, he was already waiting for you in front his and Osamu’s house with his hand held out for you to hold as you two went inside

You immediately knew that he was upset by the way his brows are furrowed so when you guys got inside his room, you pulled him for an embrace that lasted for a while as you whisper soft nothings in his ear

“I glad ya came over today.” “So am I.” “Why’d ya come over anyway?” “My wifi won’t work at home and I’m cheap so I came here to use some of your internet instead of using my data. And also, I miss you.” “Are ya sure you aren’t just here ‘cause ya crave ‘Samu’s cooking?” “Hey!” You playfully hit arm as he chuckled.

You guys lay on his bed and continue to bask in each other’s arms while ranting about each other’s day, losing sense of time that Osamu had to knock on his doorframe to snap you two from your dreamworld for you guys to know it’s time for dinner

Ofc it’s delicious, I don’t make the rules

After dinner, you offer to wash the dishes while Atsumu stays behind to not really help you out as Osamu leaves you two to it, not after saying that you guys are so love-struck 🤡

You both are like: 👁👄👁 how and where tf did he learn that word..? Atsumu later learned that his teammate, Bokuto taught Osamu the trends these days but that’s besides the point... 😳🤦‍♀️

Get ready for that 🎂 to be wrecked, Bo. Sorry hun 😌💅

So before you started washing the dishes, you put your hair in a ponytail and got to work while Atsushi watches you on — his mind going wild cuz you look so pretty in that apron with your hair up that he can imagine waking up in the morning or coming home at night to you like this 👀 (plz slap me smh)

While you’re the washing dishes, Atsumu sneaks up behind you and slowly wrapped his arms around your waist, making you flinched in surprise and almost making you drop the plate you were holding

“You jerk.” You giggled, leaning against him as he rested his chin on top of your head. “Do ya wanna watch a movie and snack on something later?” “Of course.”

Atsumu doesn’t tell you how he feels about his feelings and emotions much as (I feel like) he isn’t that kind of man and bf but sometimes like today, he’ll lean into your ear and whisper sweet and/or kind words of affirmation that you find absolutely adorable

After washing the dishes, you guys immediately snuggled up under the covers while watching the movie and staying up until sunrise before passing out from exhaustion

You wake up to your face buried in Atsumu’s chest and as you tried to get of your boyfie’s tight grasp, he tightened his grip and pulled you even closer to him. “Wait!” he muttered loudly. “Please don’t pull away... not yet.”

Well, you can’t really pull away since he’s holding you so closely and tightly that it left you having no escapes, guess five more minutes of staying his arms wouldn’t hurt...

A bad decision, really cuz he made you stay in bed and oversleeping, making you miss for your online classes in the early morning but you forgive him since it’s only once a blue moon that Atsumu gets soft like this 🥺💗

“Thanks, (y/n)... you calm me... every single day.” “I love you too, babe.”

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TOSHIYA, INTERVIEW 「PHY」VOL.17 TRANSLATION 2/2

He talks about the negative parts in human beings that the world has no choice but to look straight at. Also, he talks about his own melancholy. “Some people say that doing SNS will bring you closer to your fans, but I don’t think so. Rather, it feels like a distant thing”

Notes before reading: This is the second part of Toshiya’s interview for「PHY」Vol.17, released last 19th. This part covers the last pages of the interview as well as an introduction paragraph that was at the beginning of the magazine.

You can read the first part here. You can get the magazine at Cdjapan if you live out of Japan. Please buy and support it if you can. Feel free to correct me if you spot any mistakes or any confusing parts. Links or credits to this post when the content is reposted or captured in other SNS is appreciated :) ----

Text by: Higuchi Yasuyuki Photos by: Sasahara Kiyoaki Hair&Make-up : Yamaguchi Atsushi First part

-You don’t believe in those words?

T: Yes. Everything is a lie or a false image. Words, including lies and truths are mysterious. After all, I believe it’s like that. Also I think of myself as just a shallow/miserable person.

-You are considerably demeaning yourself.

T: But I think that it’s true. That's why…. when I've been interviewed like this, in fact it’s the truth, I have nothing to say to them. I have a lot of things to say regarding myself but I just end up saying “this and that”.

-Do you mean you're not very confident about yourself?

T: Well, that's not the case. It’s difficult to express it with words. There it’s like I’m at their mercy/ under their control. Like, words are something that create a perception/image about yourself. As I said earlier, internet is a place in which a lot of people are playing and manipulating words. Every time I look at it, that’s what I think.

-I sometimes think that too. As it is a way to communicate with words, sometimes I get a feeling like “Are you really thinking what you are writing?” T: That's right. And now that I’m suddenly thinking about this, that’s something I personally don’t like. It’s like you have to say the words that people are expecting you to say. That’s why when in the first day of the Pia arena Vip event hosted by another person, he told me “finally, say some words or a message for the fans”, and I did just say “thank you”.

-Now that you said so, that’s what happened. While the other members said a few more words, you just said “thank you”.

T: I wanted to convey my feelings to the fans…. but at that moment, I felt like I was just trying to say something good and the options of what could I say were too many. Then, what did I want to say to the fans?.... When I was thoroughly thinking about that, there was just a feeling of gratitude there.

-So, you said “thank you”.

T: Yes. I could only say that. At times like these, especially now, that the world/society is worried, I wanted to say something supportive. Like courage.

-That’s it.

T: It just makes me feel uncomfortable. I said those words to keep up the appearances, I thought to myself “what hypocrisy!”. After all, I’m a horrible guy (laughs)

-You are not a horrible guy. Quite the opposite.

T: You are being tricked (laughs)

-You are wrong (laughs) That’s you thinking that I am too innocent (to fall for that). I think that we don’t want to contaminate the pure part of ourselves.

T: That’s right. But the more you keep repeating words over and over, the more it feels like you are making excuses. That’s why I want to keep a distance from people as much as possible.

-But you don't hate people, right?

T: Yes, I don't hate them.

-I can see that by talking to you. So, I think that you have a stronger desire to be honest with people.

T: Yes.

-That’s why the only thing you said was “thank you”.

T: Yes, but I thought about it when I was going back home. Like, there were more things to say to the fans, right? That’s why I talked a little more the second day.

-That was what happened.

T: I'm really a problematic guy (laughs)

-Especially now, it’s the same when it comes to words and communication, even though there is like a sense of distance between people, isn’t the world itself currently under a situation that makes us feel nervous?

T: That’s right.

-It’s the same as the online slandering/defamation. The movements for searching and censor politically incorrect/slandering words are also happening. I think that when I see those kinds of things. I feel like we are going to talk about this topic right now. I think this band when it comes to communication, there is like a sense of distance from people. I thought you were just a group of people who weren't good at that.

T: That’s right. In a place that it’s strange for you, it’s like you are more aware of your surroundings.

-Even if you have a sense of ego, you are not good at showing it off. You are not good at showing off enthusiasm to make people go crazy. However, everyone has the same feelings about the band, and face the same direction.

T: That's right. I think that’s something that link the five of us together.

-But you don’t talk about that to each other. I wish I could say the proper words but, looking at it from a third person perspective, any of you do that.

T: That’s right. It’s like that these 5 people are just…. isn’t it like if we are just warping feelings?

-As you as you try to put it into words, it sounds like something with no depth or thoughtful. That's something I personally think that applies to the current world as well.

T: I think that too. Certainly, I think these five people are a group of people who are just warped. So, what comes to my mind when we are having this conversation, it’s that it's important for this band to face the negative parts of these five people, including myself.

-That’s right.

T: So, isn’t it like the current situation making us have to face the negative part of ourselves? It has become very clear that we were pretending to not see it. However, it's not something that we just started doing, we pigeonhole the issues all the time and lived in a mediocre/all-too-common way, but in the face of this situation weI can't do anything and we can't compete. But I think that’s the negative part of us as people and we have been facing that in the band.

“Everything is a lie or a fake image. Words, including lies and truths are mysterious.

-For sure. You have dared to look at that part and express it.

T: You can say that the fact that these five people were warped caused it to happen. I usually live without caring about the negative part in me. I think you wouldn’t be able to live if you care about it. I don’t want to think often “I’m a horrible guy”. But in order to express myself in this band, I have to face my negative part very much. That’s why this band has conveyed a world view in which the negative air/atmosphere is overwhelming

-So, it’s linked.

T: I think so. That’s why nowadays everyone is obsessed with the darkness of internet and SNS. Even if you know that what's over there are lies or fantasies/illusions. Things that are hard to face in real life there feel sweet, because there are no meaning/consequences, they gather there like a flock of sheep. It’s like, when you look at it, it’s full of words of daily complaints or things said out of boredom

“Some people say that doing SNS will bring you closer to your fans, but I don’t think so. Rather, it feels like a distant thing”

-I see. After our talk, I can understand now why you don’t do SNS. After all, it's a more annoying/fastidious thing than what I was thinking. For those who face fans and people.

T: It's normal for me, right? Some people say that doing SNS will shorten the distance with fans, but I don't think so. Rather, it feels distant. I think that you can already tell the reason (why I don’t do SNS) after all we have talked so far.

-Because it’s a false image/pretence?

T: Yes. Well, I think that everything has a false image but that’s why I’m like “what are people thinking while they are using them?”.

-Of course, there are several problematic aspects, but after all its roots are very useful.

T: Of course, it's convenient, and I'm a person who benefits from them (SNS). Above all, there are members who are doing SNS, and I understand it, it is important to connect fans and with the member but probably it’s something that it’s not made for me. I feel sorry for the members who are doing it.

-Hahahaha.

T: That’s why, after all, I’m a horrible guy, a guy who can't keep up with the times (laughs)

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2020.08.19

Since band shots go usually according to the band's world view (and there is 80% chance of them being dark not being able to see their faces well), in this solo project, Higuchi (the interviewer) planned to do the opposite that happens when shooting with any member as much as possible. This time, we decided to fill the page with Toshiya's physical beauty (laughs). After requesting “a beautiful styling that allows to see the lines of his body”, you can see it here. Overflowing muscles that just stick out from the chest! A strong hip line like a racehorse! Looking at the camera with a sweet and a painful facial expression! The shooting goes on and we gradually let him to lead the pose and the facial expressions! That’s why there are a lot of good photos, as we were able to take them, we posted a lot in the magazine as well. As you can tell from the interview, he was nervous about what he was saying, probably because of the social situation we are currently in, but he conveyed the feeling that he was really talking from his heart. Definitely, he is not a horrible guy at all! (laughs)

#dir en grey #toshiya #phy vol 17 #interview #translation #toshiyatranslations #completed

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