Nothing's Ever Childish - Ninjago Secret Santa 2023
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My Secret Santa for @sensei-twinkles. Enjoy your Watermelon Brothers fluff
Thank you @kokosnuss-jaguar, for hosting this event
Kai was not fond of patrols at all. He just personally found it a bit boring, going around the city, keeping an eye out for any suspicious activity or if any citizen needed help. When they manage to catch a crook in action, busting them is fun, but that's as rare as finding gold at the end of a rainbow as no one is dumb enough to do crime in broad daylight during a ninja patrol.
Mix boring patrols with the cold winter temperatures and it's a recipe for a very cranky Red Ninja. Despite being the Master of Fire you'd think Kai would do well in the cold, but not even his unusually higher than average body temperature can keep him warm in the biting winter chill, and these ninja suits weren't made of materials that keep you warm. He may have to request Zane to make thermal ninja suits for the winter, and ask Jay if he could make some of his amazing hot chocolate when they return to the monastery.
As Kai was passing by a bunch of shops, he spotted a familiar figure in green staring through the windows of the toy shop. Parking his bike, the Red Ninja went to see why the Green Ninja was shirking his patrols to stare at toys.
"Hey Green Bean, what're you looking at?"
Lloyd immediately jumped back in surprise and quickly turned around to face Kai, a guilty look on his face.
"K-Kai! I'm not looking at anything!"
Kai gave his little brother a small smile, a hand casually on his hip.
"No need to lie to me, I could see you staring whimsically through the window. Anything catch your eye?"
Lloyd glanced back to the toy shop window, at a giant teddy bear in the far back corner. It was huge, the biggest teddy bear Kai had ever seen. Everyone in the monastery could use it as a mattress and have a cuddle pile on it.
"Nothing really. Besides, I'm too old for toys like this. I'll be heading back on patrol, see you back at the monastery."
Lloyd quickly summoned his elemental dragon and flew off to his patrol zone. Kai lingered, looking at that goliath of a teddy bear. Ever since the Tomorrows Tea, Lloyd had put away anything and everything he owned that he considered childish, from his Starfarer comics, handmade action figures and even his old black hoodie that he painted a ribcage on in an attempt to mimic his father. The boy was forced to grow up, despite still being mentally a kid he put all his focus on training. Sure he never grew out of his love of sweets, but Lloyd deserved to be a kid. Besides, you're never too old for toys or plushies. Look at Jay and his model vehicles and Cole's collection of plushies that take up 70% of space on his bed.
Lloyd was getting that goliath teddy bear, but he needed help. Pushing a button on his earpiece, he called up the best person to help with this.
"Hey Cole, I have a favor to ask of you."
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Lloyd was exhausted. The past few days of trying to catch this thief who had been robbing bakeries was met with little success. Everytime Lloyd was close to catching them, they vanished. It was getting annoying. Right now he just wanted to collapse and fall asleep.
He entered his room, but was met with a surprise on his bed. Looming over him was a giant teddy bear. No, the same giant teddy bear he spotted at the toy shop when on patrol the other day. But what was it doing here?
There was a tag on the teddy, which was hard to read because the handwriting was basically scribbles. From what he could make out, it read "Enjoy your new friend." Hearing a mischievous chuckle, Lloyd turned around to see Kai, leaning by the door frame, a sly smile on his face.
"So, how do you like your new cuddly friend, Green Bean?"
"Kai!? You were behind this!?"
Lloyd gestured to the goliath on his bed, the Master of Fire nodding.
"Yup, they don't call me the Master of Surprise for nothing."
"But, how did you get it here without-"
"Without you noticing? I had someone distract you with little 'robberies' at bakeries while I bought this goliath and brought him here."
Lloyd didn't know what to say. He appreciated the gift, but he was too old for stuff like giant teddy bears. The Green Ninja doesn't need childish distractions like this.
"Kai, I can't accept this. I'm-"
"Don't say you're too old for stuff like this. Who says you can't enjoy things that are seen as childish? Have you seen Jay's model vehicles that he made, or Cole's ever growing plush collection? It'd be hypocritical of us to enjoy things like this and say you can't do the same. You may be the all important Green Ninja, but you're still a kid, all of us are. So just accept this big guy as a gift from me. Besides, he may help calm you down from those nightmares you get."
Kai was right, just because they're ninja who have an important duty to protect the world doesn't mean they can't enjoy things seen as childish. Maybe Lloyd had been too hard on himself after prematurely growing up. The blond ran to Kai, wrapping his arms around his older brother, a wordless thank you for the gift.
"By the way, who'd you get to distract me with those 'bakery robberies?'"
"That's a secret I'll take to my grave."
Neither of them noticed Cole walking past, munching on a slice of Black Forest Gateau with a smile on his face, his reward for distracting the Green Ninja from Kai's plan.
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The whole team preparing for Christmas, while Rai is away.
This was suggested by some awesome people on discord, and a result of tonight's stream.
Everyone has a little something they enjoy.
Sylvester, Kuriboh and Bliss all prioritized getting the tree done, Kuriboh begged to get to do the star.
Runt found a bunch of missing ornaments, however he kept one so he could play fetch even Rai gets back. He'll probably just get a regular ball.
Rita is guarding a present under the tree, no one will mess with it if she's there.
Skip is providing some festive music, adding his own sounds and remixes whenever he can.
Even Pyre came all the way from Johto to enjoy the festivities, and he found a nice spot in the fire place to enjoy his tasty snack.
No doubt he will be taking some back to his family.
This was a lot of fun, and I hope everyone has a happy holiday!
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This one is just great. The implication that the bed has an actual mattress and not, like, a brick just to make the instant kill suck even more. And of course, it's extremely cute.
ID in alt.
Cleaned & untranslated comics under the cut.
Had some fun (tm) with the stamp tool. I'm almost glad that the words in the second panel didn't translate, because redrawing that would have been terrifying... Fun too, though.
Nothing interesting to say translation wise. The characters next to Testament's friend [ 寝技 ] translated as [ sleeping pills ] or [ pinning technique, lie down (through skill) ]. I went with the pinning technique since that's easier to make into something funny in English.
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