#hosed down

[sowhumpful]

No. 14: “Feed me poison, fill me ‘till I drown.”

Flare | Water Inhalation | “Just hold on.”

Lie to me Season 2, Ep 11 Secrets and Lies Season 1, Ep 06

#Whumptober2023 #No. 14 #Water inhalation #GIF #Lie to me #Tim Roth #S2 Ep 11 #Secrets and Lies #S1 Ep 06 #ryan phillippe #Hosed down

[flannelepicurean]

[Rom-Com trailer voice]: He's a washed-up slut who could use a hosing-down...

that's it that's the post

#shitpost #lol #my blorbos #sad wet cat #pathetic wet cat #wet cat of a man #washed up #hosed down #faves #lawrence core #to the max #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #can i get a amen for dean winchester too #dean winchester #supernatural #who else ya got?

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

winterfield sims went on their first date

#ethan winters #chris redfield #winterfield #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil 8 #i made them kiss each other for 4 hours so that the date would be sucessful #but in the middle of it chris just started polluting the area #he was so dirty i didnt even know what to do #it was like hosing down a dog

[jay-wasstuff]

His ass did NOT like Gwimbly 💀

#bruh went out of his way to hose him down specifically with BROWN DIRTY water #went on an adventure just to get rid of a homeless man 😩 #smiling friends season 2 #smiling friends alan #smiling friends #alan #pim pimling #adult swim #michael cusack #zach hadel

[deadsetobsessions]

AU of Gotham! Tim Drake! Danny where he doesn’t know the universe he was reincarnated into.

“Robin!” Batman barked. Tim sighed, loudly. Batman twitched.

“What is it, B?”

“Drills. Again.”

Tim rolled his eyes but moved to obey. Speaking to B these days was like speaking to a rather boorish caveman. Simple grunts and single word sentences. It didn't use to be like this but B was loosing his grip on his humanity and it’s Tim’s job to bring it back.

It’s hilarious because he’s the least human of them all. It was odd, juggling his duties as Danny Gotham, his responsibilities as Tim, and his workload as Bruce’s shiny new Robin. Somehow he made it work.

Yeah, sometimes B’s hands are heavy when they’re training. Sometimes he forgets Danny’s name (or at least his human name) and calls for Jason instead. Sometimes, he smells more like booze and less like Bruce.

Danny could handle it. Even if his core quivers with grief. He wished he didn’t have to, but he could and will handle whatever he needs to for his Knight to regain himself. But fuck, that doesn’t mean taking his self destructive habits lying down. He might be Tim right now, but as far as Batman knew, Tim was here on the orders of

“B.”

“Hm.”

Oh, a neutral grunt! I see we’ve upgraded to grunts instead of arm flapping! Holy detective, Batman! Aren’t I glad I learned to speak cave man? Wow! Tim mocked, in his head.

“You’re heading to bed when I’m done with this set,” Tim said.

“This case isn’t done,” Batman growled. Ancients, it was like speaking to a large chihuahua-toddler hybrid. All the barking, all the growling, and all the petulance of a child makes the entirety of how his Knight acted on a good day these days.

“That wasn’t a suggestion,” Tim shot back, sore arms and legs and everything working through the set. Thank the ancients for his healing, or else Tim might actually be dying.

“You don’t give me orders, Robin.”

“No, but Gotham does.” He would know, considering Tim was Gotham.

The head full of greasy- ew, take a shower, B!- hair swiveled towards him.

“You have a direct line to Gotham?”

Tim settled into the final forms of the night. “Gotham sent me. I thought we went over this.”

A beat of silence.

Batman returned to clacking away at the computer. Tim finished his set in relative peace. He moved to the cool down stretches while Batman sulked in front of his computer like a five year old.

“I’m done.” He said, crossing his arms.

“Hm.”

“That means you’re done, too.”

“I’m not tired.”

Tim rolled his eyes so hard, he thinks he saw the light. Oh, wait, that’s just Bruce’s last brain cell dying.

“You’re heading to bed. Good luck finding actual crime tomorrow, if you stay up.”

Batman stilled, because he knows Gotham would back Tim up on the threat. Considering the time sensitivity of some of these cases, Gotham’s anger is not something he could risk.

Tim patted himself on the back for effectively playing the good cop and the bad cop on his own. Except ACAB for life because they’re vigilantes and the GCPD as a whole (with exceptions) sucks ass.

He watched as Batman- as Bruce- reluctantly powered down the Bat-Computer. As he stood up, Tim wrinkled his nose.

“Never mind. You take a shower first. I’ll text Alfred.”

“Not necessary.”

“Okay, then you can explain to Gotham why you’re traipsing through his city looking a starved rat and smelling like you took a joy ride in Killer Croc’s excrement. Oh, wait.” Tim snapped, just about done being patient today. Tim whipped out his phone, texting Alfred with one hand and pointing towards the staircase with the other.

“Shower above ground, you weird little mole rat. No cave water for you.”

Bruce makes a weird offended grunt.

“I literally don’t care if you have to walk up to your room to shower in your boxers, B. Most of Gotham’s people don’t have access to a shower, let alone a million dollar bathroom. Fucking use your actual bathroom instead of hosing off.”

And with that, Batman and Bruce Wayne moved to the tune of a pre-teen, who was also, unknowingly to him, the spirit of his City.

——

“Go home.”

Tim smiled sweetly. Bruce paled. The scary, Gotham loved child patted Bruce’s hand as he sat beside Bruce’s bed.

“Sleep, before I make you.”

Bruce slammed his eyelids shut, anything to not look at Tim’s malicious looking eyes, and allowed himself- nay, forced himself- to rest for the first time in weeks since Jason died.

As Bruce’s dumb self drifted off to dreamland, Tim muttered, “Wuss.”

He settled himself into the chair, napping lightly to make sure Bruce doesn’t sneak out to work when he’s gone.

Alfred snapped a quick picture.

#Tim Drake #Tim Drake as Robin #dc x dp #batman #danny phantom #danny phantom is tim drake #danny phantom is a little shit #sassy danny #Bruce Wayne #bruce wayne getting bullied into self care #depressed Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Gotham!Danny #danny is a menace #the cave has a shower #Bruce is using the hosing down station #like the ones in labs #for safety? but Bruce is using it because it’s a quick rinse

[somethignelse]

the council after 3-2

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #shitpost #v1 #ultrakill v1 #ultrakill act 2 #hose him down councilor

[kelsh]

Back in my day, we didn’t have patch 4 and cleaned our companions the old fashioned way

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 durge #shadowheart #halsin #bg3 fanart #I’m not quite a Astarion romancer #more of a best friender #he’s a messy eater and my durge enables him #they regularly go out hunting for baddies so he can eat and she can satiate the urge #then they get hosed down #get bathed idiots #baldur's gate 3 #myart

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Post-Shibuya Nanami fics are bread and fucking butter okay. Reader reassuring him that he is loved and admired-

I read one where he complained that looking at thier wedding photos made him depressed and this bitch was like “Ken let’s take new photos on our anniversary.” CAUSE THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND O WOULD DO THAT SHIT TO CAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH-

#shitpost #shitposting #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu nanami #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #nanami kento #jjk nanami #nanami x reader #nanami x black!reader #kento nanami #I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH #WHEN I TELL YOU I LOVED THIS MAN- #I LOVE HIMMMMM #NANAMI MY BELOVED #I WOULD NEVER TREAT A CANCER MAN THIS GOOD- #BUT I’D DO IT FOR HIM #God knew not to make Nanami real cause I would been feral and needed to be hosed down 😮‍💨

[nestedfeathers]

*cough cough* .... shh

#digital art #my art #bive #regretevator bive #bive fanart #regretevator #roblox regretevator #bive regretevator #i love bive #so much #also holy shit #there a bive x reader tag?? #... #dont ask what im going to be doing later #i love her so much #she is proof i am bi-romantic frfr #im really proud of this tbh #hhgnghehehehe #regretevator fanart #hairy womf is best womf #but im going to spray her down with a hose ngl #wet cat Bive

[sowhumpful]

#whump #classic whump #captivity #caged #prisoner #behind bars #hosed down #kept like an animal #hose down #planet of the apes #Charlton Heston #bright eyes #George Taylor #caged like an animal

[cerealboxlore]

imagine, and i don’t know how or why, cap having to reveal his identity to the league, but he just says his name

whatever members immediately look up billy batson, sees he’s a kid, and assumes that marvel being there is time shenanigans and that he was keeping his identity secret to not mess up the timeline

would be funny if somewhere after this another superhero asks him if he looked up to himself as a kid and he just responds with “nah, i hated captain marvel. i mean, who the hell would willingly be so cringy” or something idk i’m tired

that just seems like it could be a lot of fun to me

THIS TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO RESPOND TO BECAUSE MY BRAIN WASNT BRAINING AND COULDN'T READ IT RIGHT BUT I GET IT NOW AND I LOVE IT

I think this is an amazing idea!! Using time travel as an excuse to lie to the Justice League and others about his existence is just pure, high-level wizard genius. Of course, some other time traveler, like Booster Gold, might make this a difficult lie to keep up, unless...he was in on the lie from the start 👀 It would make for a cute friendship between the two heroes and make for a good bonding story about the most unexpected people who became heroes.

A scenario where I can imagine your plan happening would most likely be a funny one, and while there can absolutely be a serious event that causes this idea of yours, I am laughing out of control thinking about Captain Marvel accidentally touching the lasso of truth and saying his name when someone asks him on the Watch Tower. And then he goes silent. Cap sees the rope next to him. And then everyone goes silent. They see the rope next to him. And then he leaves without saying anything, and the entire break room bursts into PURE chaos.

I think it's an awesome idea to have people think Billy hated Captain Marvel growing up, because that's just a factor of hilarity right there. In the Captain Marvel Adventures comic run, there was an issue where Billy pretended to have a feud with Captain Marvel (himself) so that people would leave him alone (if I remember right??). It's always funny to me to see someone pretend to hate their alter ego, it brings up so many opportunities for shenanigans!

Bonus:

Superman: Hey, Captain! Sorry to bother you, but I was curious, if it's not too much to ask, may I inquire as to why you're in the past instead of, you know, back in the future?

Captain Marvel: Ah, well, that's a pretty long story there, Supes. I can't go into it too much for privacy reasons, you know how it is.

Superman: Oh, no, I get it, don't worry, I won't press into it.

Captain Marvel: Hm...I can tell you this though, if I ever come into contact with my past self, due to my magic cells and the fabric of the universe, I will self-destruct.

Superman: ....what.

Captain Marvel: Yeahhh, it's a whole thing, it's why I never bother to meet my past self, and if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you left my past self alone. Haha, wouldn't want to risk cross contamination accidentally and explode.

He then walks away whistling without a care about what he just said, leaving Superman and the rest in a confused and concerned state.

On the news next week a JL member sees Booster Gold shake hands with Billy on the Fawcett City news (Captain Marvel's city) and holds back the urge to body slam him back to the future.

Gosh, this was wonderful to answer!

#this was such a lovely ask #tysm for the ask! #Billy Batson #dc captain marvel #shazam #justice league #dc comics #Bonus points if Booster Gold and Billy have an epic magical time travel adventure but no one saw it happen #more bonus points if Aqua Man hoses down Booster Gold with a tidal wave of water out of nowhere to not risk cap exploding #cap won't explode he just couldn’t think of a good lie in time #sorry for any spelling errors!

[rhineposting]

Rhinedottir has the potential to be easily the funniest character in the whole game (if she shows up) but they will probably just make her another cookie cutter anime woman. Like. Oh yeah, she’s 500 years old. Her son’s corpse covers one whole side of a mountain. Her creations were the cause of a semi-Apocalypse so bad that not even three steam-punk Evangelions could stop her. She drinks tea with her fellow middle aged women. Their afternoon club is literally called Witch Circle. She’s an atheist. God is invited to those parties on the regular. Her dragon son almost destroyed said God’s country. Her best friend is an interdimensional sorceress. She said she was raising a son, then threatened to leave him. And then she did it anyways. 

#the sheer range of her insanity is almost impressive! can't wait for hoyoverse to hose it down the moment they give her a face to sell. #No I actually hate this game so much I want her OUT of it AND SHE'S NOT EVEN IN IT ET #GET HER OUTTTT #genshin impact #genshin #rhinedottir #hexenzirkel

[orange-catsidy]

something about goats

#the beard is so bad. please someone hose him down and give him a trim #jungle boy #aew #my art

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

#reusing this image from a prev post because he looks so scrunkly #hes like a cat whose just been hosed down with water #(affectionate) #hes fates favourite plaything and shes going theough an emo phase named despair #oh how the Gods hate him #<33 #hannibal #frederick chilton supremacy #frederick chilton #raul esparza #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #netflix #hannibal netflix #hannibal crack #renew hannibal #revive hannibal

[ylly-3]

#depeche mode #martin gore #well hose me down why don’t you #🔥🔥🔥

[myhotbabesworldreblogs]

#lynaritaa #magnificent rack #fire fighter #hose me down #beautiful babe #sexy little thing #fit girls