#i can't caption shit

[whatudottu]

Don't question what logical loops I had to leap through to make this happen, Shockwave's already doing that for y'all :)

do you think in universes where empurata exists that shockwave can remember the feeling of having a face? of remembering seeing from two eyes instead of one? does his head burn in pain as a twitch of non-existant lips spark incomplete pathways through his brain, does he miss the sensation of teeth and tongue beneath those twitching lips, heavy against the bottom of the mouth he no longer has?

:) Big Boobie Decepticons :)

#shockwave #tfp shockwave #breakdown #tfp breakdown #transformers #tfp #maccadam #fanart #making a joke post only to caption it with heavy shit? hip hip hooray! #another edition of 'putting shockwave into situations that utterly confound him' #this being 'breakdown lives' edition or at least 'breakdown lives long enough to see shockwave' #this is a high effort shitpost i used to cope with the fact i have no puter only laptop so i do art instead #which is an oldie from when i still had school so it's ONLY purpose is to art #because it can't do anything else atm #the text in shockwave's colour is a modified 'why are we here' copypasta #having to deal with the chicanery of breakdown's bodacious chassis chat #i'd say that the confusion alone if not the irritation would be logical enough reason for the processor to run wild #even if he calls it illogical in the process #i don't know the size difference between shockwave and breakdown #i just know that starscream is about the same heightish as shockwave give or take a stiletto #and breakdown's taller than screamer so... head taller (if measuring from head because wow shoulders) breakdown #which is funny to me because breakdown's an apc and shockwave's a tank damn these proportions are wacky 😫

[laufire]

batman (1940) #409 / the dark knight rises / robin (1993) #50

#i love it when other characters do this shit to him #i know there are more examples i can't recall rn but i read the comic with the last one and these came to mind #talking to the void #dc #dc comics #batman: second chances #the dark knight rises #robin (1993) #jason todd #bruce wayne #selina kyle #stephanie brown #favourites: you raise sons #batcat #id in alt text #captioned

[seventh-fantasy]

莲花楼 Mysterious Lotus Casebook EP. 09

#莲花楼 #mysterious lotus casebook #asiandramasource #dailyasiandramas #asiandramanet #cdramasource #cdramagifs #cdramanet #cheng yi #cdrama #lhlgifs #jielin's edits #my posts #he is beauty he is grace your honour i love his chaotic ass #was starting on the other lhl gifset idea i have but got hijacked by this fast one #bc i was reminded of a weibo post of this scene w the caption 你砸到我们花花了！！ #确实。花花可可爱爱的~ #OK GOOD NIGHT!! can't wait to continue with the other one tmr #it's even funnier when u realise it's just a ball of fabric and it didn't even hit where he was rubbing 😭 #he's so full of shit and he's doing it all for free

[khaoray]

I am aware that this man is an absolute bitch but have you considered that he is my absolute bitch??

@asiandramanet november bingo: blending

Gao Han as Liu Cheng Feng | Wonderland of Love (2023)

#wonderland of love #le you yuan #乐游原 #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #userdramas #asiandramanet #lextag #userxlh #userstorge #*gifs #*bingos #i had to include the dramatic zoom it's very funny to me idk #the caption is exactly what i said to lex when describing this set btw #that's my stupid bitch war criminal #do i wish the war crimes weren't bc of his obsession with ying but we can't have shit in this house so

[goatseb]

"At the closing stages, you felt the warm breath of this guy in your neck"

#ok so i have zero experience with adding captions to gifs so i know this isnt great sorry #BUT I had to #i can't make this shit up!!! #i may have manipulated the timing slightly buuut #he still said this #and im??? #jeez ok sebastian good for u you don't have to tell the whole world on live television lmao #german gp 2013 #simi #rbr seb #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #f1 #formula 1 #mine.gifs

[shaniacsboogara]

waiting for your next dnd session after answering some incredibly concerning messages from the dm

#it's so silly because yes our dm is so kind (👹HELLO SHEILA👹) but also the POWER YOU HOLD #praying you see this actually #because when i got those messages i was in the middle of diffusing my hair #in a cozy little bathrobe kneeling on my floor for about an hour because my curly hair is a bitch #and i was scrolling through tiktok with captions on while the blowdryer went NNNNNNNNNNNN in my ear #because i need two things going at once like those subway surfers videos I can't just diffuse my hair for an hour with no phone #AND THEN I SEE *REDACTED* AND I AUDIBLY CACKLE #BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT'S SUCH A CONCERNING THING TO ASK SOMEONE BUT I'M THRILLED THAT YOU'RE ASKING IT #duck game #dnd

[natjennie]

no rolls barred llc or w/e please please hire me to write captions on your videos.

#you can't keep doing this (letting youtube auto-generate your captions) #i think every youtube channel with more than 100k subs should legally have to provide subtitles #please. i want to understand you. #no rolls barred #genuinely considering writing an email #as someone with an interest in transcribing and a love of nerd shit. I could do it.

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

so. that insta post huh 💀

#casually losing my shit #we got jure alpaca bottom jan kris tiddies adorable nace and.......... bojan #I actually can't deal with them ajsjaksj #ALSO KRIS REPOSTING IT ON HIS STORY WITH THE “CUE FANFICTION” CAPTION?!?!?! AJSHSKSJ #HOW MUCH DO THEY KNOW I AM SCARED #what a day for the jance and bokris girlies (gn) #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #jan peteh #nace jordan #jure maček #bokris #jance

[dyed-indigo]

shout out to splatoon

#sorry i still feel like shit. can't think of a caption. #splatoon #my art #my ocs #horational tag

[shadow0-1]

Sex was finally added to Call of Duty, leaks confirm:

Click here to read more...

#modern warfare #call of duty #sebastian krueger #blender renders #my shit #i can't deal with this man #he doesn't need me to but I will kill for him #yall can thank moldy bread foe the caption

[anonymous-ace72]

He was handsome in a thin, angular way, though his ears stuck out a bit too much. His smile was twisted. His eyes had all the warmth of a barracuda's.

This is kind of a pre-cursor to a project I have planned which involved the members of Triumvirate holdings and ancient Roman statuary, but I didn't really want to start it until I actually knew how to draw these guys so, hence, this. I thought it would be interesting to draw their "modern" counterparts next to their ancient likenesses, since ancient Roman portraiture really fascinates me (if you've seen my long-ass post about republic and imperial portraiture, you'd know). I plan to do similar pictures of the other two, sort of as a warmup so I have a little bit of a grip on how I wanna draw them for the main idea I have in mind.

#trials of apollo #toa #pjo #the burning maze #toa caligula #the amount of time I spent flipping through the book to grab some sort of caption cause I can't caption for shit #I don't do fandom art much and boy am I shaky #had to stare at this asshole's face for days while I worked on it

[fuckin-flip-wizard]

Something something transgenderism being contagious lmao

#i can't think of a good caption sorry✌️ #also for more context on this i have a shit ton of thoughts about the trans subtext in Imbalance lmao #so I'm just representing that headcanon via Transgender Realization Baseball Bat™ #and obviously Lup is wielding it because uhhhh I'm trans and i love her <3 #taz #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #taz balance #taaco twins #taako and lup #taz taako #taako taz #taako from tv #taako the wizard #taako #taako taaco #taako fanart #taako the elf #lup the adventure zone #the adventure zone lup #lup taz #taz lup #lup taaco #lup #trans hc #trans headcanon #canon trans character

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

ah yes, everybody's favourite demon and angel duo

✨cruelly and xerophil✨

#as a good omens fan #having to rely on auto-generated captions is certainly... something #because it turns out that the ai really really does not understand david tennant's accent #good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #once again I am begging media outlets to provide actual subtitles #even the bbc can't seem to do it and I pay for that shit!

[litriu]

I KNOW THIS PRETTY RAVE GIRL

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A drawing from the bustline up of a woman with short, messy, brown hair and scars on one side of her body wearing rave gear such as colorful kandi bracelets and white fishnet clothes. He looks at the viewer with a playful smile, sticking out his bifurcated tongue.

Both images are of the same drawing, however the first is on a light-blue background and the other is on a searingly-bright pink background.

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#eyestrain #teeth #eye contact #she is babygirl malewife etc etc #meishali you infected me with etc fuck #Litriu Art #i love glitter thank you clip studio paint #very into green base with pink shadows recently #posting on tumblr is so nice i can say whatever random shit i want in the tags to expand on the work in the tags #like i want the nice caption but i also have can't shut the fuck up itis

[femmeetart]

Juliette is very good at hide and seek

#she literally played hide and seek for like two episodes?? lmfao anyways you can imagine shirley found her and tackled her n then they kiss #or idk. idk what to caption this. i have so many thots. #silo #juliette nichols #shirley campbell #rebecca ferguson #remmi milner #hugh howey #silo apple tv #silo series #wool #wtf do i call this show so people can find it #fan art #memes #mytrinkets #jules is so awkward i love her lmao #thinking about rebecca saying how all jules wanna do is probably lie down and cry #of course she would have armpit hair #ignore jules left hand. i cant figure out how their fingers cross n shit #thinking about their matching tattoos <3 #I'm gonna read the book cause i just can't stop thinking about rebecca and if i read anything else. I'll hear it in her voice #sapphic #wlw

[sysig]

Okay honestly I might have to take a break from posting with the lack of legacy editor, the new system is fucked in so many ways

#I literally can't with the window pop up just to add a caption to each picture??? What is this Patreon???? #It's so bad like I feel like I'm overreacting but this makes me so fucking itchy #I only had one new set prepped but like - the new editor is completely turning me off doing Anything with it #You can't drag and drop you can't just click and type the caption while looking at the picture which is like?? #You're literally blocking what I'm trying to make words about wtf why it was perfect before I literally can't see any improvement #Maybe the character limit but I never hit mine so idk #And then HTML editing turns /everything/ into HTML including the pictures???? Leave it alone! #I don't know what up but it is Super turning me off #Only positive is it gets me chomping at the bit to make my own site again :/ Not exactle a big plus #Hoping and praying those things are all glitches but they look so implemented ://// #Literally just give us the options Pls #The site's already broken let me break it how I want #Oh fucking good! The '''''''caption'''''''' is actually just alt text so that's just gone??? Yeah fuck that #/And/ autotags don't work #Yeah I actually can't post anymore if those things aren't features :) #Anybody remember the five+ weeks of counting up until they fixed their shit a few years ago? #Yeah. Might be sequel time fellas