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eijiroukiriot · 2 years
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them as usual + peace + love on earth
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writerscall · 6 months
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'cause my love is mine, all mine.
It's an ugly feeling, insecurity. Even when it's irrational because she knows her girlfriend would never cheat on her. Sometimes it was just hard being with somebody that everybody else loved almost as much as she did, if not just as much.
author's notes: 652 words. sfw, angst, slightly jealous and very insecure hazel, toothache-inducing hurt-with-comfort sapphicism
"I don't mean to sound... you know, but doesn't that ever bother you?"
Hazel looks up at Josie's words, her trigonometry world problem temporarily put on pause as she follows her friend's line of sight. Towards her, looking lovely as ever while manning the cashier for the bake sale. But the smile on the brunette's face doesn't last for long when Alec from their shared physics class sidles up to her with all the charm of the class heartthrob that he is.
Swimmer guy. A lot nicer than any of the guys in football and Hazel kinda hates how part of her wishes that he wasn't. She'd feel better having her girlfriend coldly shrugging his advances off because he was an asshole instead of her being nice to him even with a flirty (though not serious) quip here and there because, well, because he's nice. And her girl's an absolute saint, bless her heart.
She pushes the icky feeling down and tells Josie it doesn't, that the two of them knew each other long before Hazel knew either of them and to not think too much about it. But her throat feels dry and she's silently wishing the remaining fifteen minutes to four o'clock would run faster so the bake sale would be over and they could finally go back to her place.
It's an ugly feeling, insecurity. Even when it's irrational because she knows her girlfriend would never cheat on her. Sometimes it was just hard being with somebody that everybody else loved almost as much as she did, if not just as much.
"You're so quiet tonight," she hears her say, and Hazel merely hums in reply as she continues to mindlessly make random soothing patterns on her arm. They're in their usual position on her too-big bed, Hazel sitting up and leaning against the headboard with her nestled between her legs, back against her body with her arms around her. "Everything alright over there?"
She twists her body slightly to look up at her. Hazel manages a bit of a smile, saying, "Yeah, of course. Just thinking about... stuff."
And because she knows her well, her expression goes all soft the way it does when she's seen right through her.
She untangles herself, moving and turning around so she can sit on her lap. Hazel's hands instinctively fall on her hips as her hands come up to cup her face. "You know Alec is just being Alec, right? Nothing there that crosses the friendship boundary."
Hazel nods even though she sort of wants to roll her eyes, then silently curses herself for wanting to be petty. She opens her mouth to say something but gets cut off.
"But if it's really bothering you now then I can tell him to tone it down or just stop all together."
"No, I - I don't want you to feel like you can't still have friends that you can be playful and fun with." Hazel shakes her head and brings the hands away from her face, holding them between their bodies. "I don't want you to be that person who gets into a relationship and then just stops hanging out with old friends because you're in a relationship, okay? It's just... I don't know, I-"
"Hey," she says as she places a hand on Hazel's cheek again, smiling at her reassuringly. "I love you. You, Haze. I need you to remember that and not doubt it whenever you get those ugly feelings floating around your head."
"I know. I know, I'm sorry I get like this." And then she places the softest kiss on her forehead and the dam breaks, and Hazel's crying as there are kisses pressed down to her cheek with a whispered 'love you' between each of them.
She's not sure if she deserves her, but she loves her and is loved in return. Hazel knows that will be enough.
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justinmitchellfan · 10 months
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MERCEDES VARNADO X ZENDAYA LOVE STORY SMUT WARNING ⚠️ PART 4 of the continuation of the after hours love story
Chapter 13
Zendaya is wearing a white shirt with green unzipped jacket and black ripped pants and shoes
I woke up the next morning and noticed that Lauren was latched onto me like she used to do, her leg was around my torso and her face was prssed into my chest chest, she was so gentle when she was asleep, it was sweet, I didn't really want to wake her up since she seemed so at peace so I buried my face in her hair until I was able to go back to sleep and an hour or two later, Lauren finally woke up and yawned into my skin, she made this slight squeak before raising her glance to meet mine "mm morning says Lauren "morning laur as I responded brushing my fingers through her hair for a moment so that I could push the thick messy strands out of her face
"It's been forever since I got to do this says Lauren as she responded snuggling as close as she could so that our bodies were pressed up against each other "do what says zendaya "cuddle says Lauren as she giggled like a child "not to knock my girlfriend but she's not a good cuddler like you says Lauren "I'm gonna tell her you Saud that says zendaya "don't you dare says Lauren as she growled leaning her chin on my chest to keep her eyes attached to mine "I missed you so much mija says Lauren "I missed you too laur says zendaya as she smirked and Lauren finally pulled away after a very long linger and sat up on the side of the bed to stretch her muscles with a loud yawn and afterwards she turned her head to me and smiled "go brush your teeth and we will go to mom and dads house for some breakfast says Lauren
"I better get the big pancake as I yawned sitting up to rub the sleep out of my eyes
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We didn't bother getting out of our pajamas since it was only eight in the morning and Lauren was speeding down the street to get into a residential area that was more than familiar to me "so while you were asleep says Lauren as she turned down the music on the radio to speak to me " I called mercedes off of your phone says Lauren "oh fuck, are you serious laur as I groaned face palming myself for forgetting to put a passcode on my phone before coming back around the girls, they're all so nosy, they always have been and Lauren smirked fiendishly and nodded "yea and I wanted to make sure she was coming tonight says Lauren "oh yeah and what did she say says zendaya
"She said she was and that she was nervous but excited to meet us all says Lauren as she continued "she sounds nicer than when she was our teacher, I'm guessing you're giving her that good dick so you can lighten her mood says Lauren "ew just stop says zendaya as she groaned which made Lauren laugh almost uncontrollably "normani calls it the 'pussy pop' effect, she does it to ally just so she can go to keggers during the weekend without being nagged says Lauren as she further explained even though she knew I didn't want to hear anything else "I hate you says zendaya as she whined "I don't want to know if allys pussy pops okay says zendaya "it pops severely says Lauren as she giggled
"I will open this door and roll out of this car I'd you don't stop, I never found an interest in listening to anything dirty about ally, mostly because she was such a role model that It kinda made me Squeamish says zendaya and Lauren pressed the 'lock' button on the car "fine I'll stop says Lauren
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After a wonderful breakfast with the jauregui family and a few conversations, Lauren and I went back to her house to lounge around and prepare the house for the whole gang to get back together and in a way, I was dreading it, I was dreading the awkward conversations, nosy questions and the possible result of mercedes getting mad at me but then again I was excited, I was ready for the girls to meet someone I really love and someone who loves me, I'm just hoping they'll love mercedes just as much as I do and not vote her off of the island so soon like they did with Zane
9:34 PM
The girls had already assembled and we were all waiting for the main arrival, mercedes, she had been at her family's house all day and luckily she said her head had been feeling a lot better which made me relax knowing that she'd be in a good mood and two knocks on the door alerted the girls and I to shared sudden glances as Lauren shot up and jumped over the couch to get to the front door before someone else offered and I kept my ass glued to my seat because I was scared to even start this night and the girls already promised me that there'd be no funny business but I know them too well for that ,they had been group texting each other since they got to Lauren's which only proves that they're up to something
"Go ahead and take a seat says Lauren as she directed mercedes as they walked into the living room "I'm just gonna go make the drinks says Lauren "oh I'll help says camilla as she insisted getting up off her seat but before following Lauren to the kitchen, she stopped in front of mercedes to extend her hand "oh yeah and I've never got to really meet you since they all had your class, I'm camilla says camilla and fir a moment, mercedes had a glare directed towards the shorter girl, mostly because she knows my past with the Cuban girl, her glare quickly turned soft when she realized why she was there and met her hand "nice to finally meet you camilla says mercedes
Camilla skipped off towards the kitchen to help Lauren and mercedes passed by to take a seat by me and as soon as she sat down, her hand fell in my lap so I could grab it and she greeted me with a quick peck on the lips "so mercedes, this is normani and ally as I pointed towards the two girls that were seated close by with their arms entangled and mercedes smirked "I know says mercedes and her attention turned to greet them "nice to see you two again, how's college says mercedes "I hate it says normani as she laughed "but the parties are fun says normani and ally retorted with a slap "don't mind her, she's literally got 'parties' on her mind 24/7 says ally
"Speaking of parties sats Lauren as she walked in with two red solo cups and camilla trailed close behind her, as she handed normani and ally their drinks, she continued "you do drink right mercedes says Lauren and mercedes fingers interlocked with mine nervously as she responded "um yes says mercedes "well, do you want one says Lauren as she asked "I don't really think that'd be right if I- says mercedes "c'mon says Lauren as she whined "you're not our teacher anymore, loosen up, we're just having a friendly kick back says Lauren and mercedes and I shared a glance where I basically begged for her to go along with this and it caused her to exhale deeply "okay says mercedes
"Yes says Lauren as she cheered along with everyone else and camilla handed mercedes and I our drinks "let's get this party started" after Lauren took a seat and camilla went back to the kitchen to grab two more cups and bring them back to the living room "Lauren seriously makes the best vodka water on the planet says camilla as she gushed "when did you become a bartender lo as I asked curiously before sipping the perfectly balanced drink "when your mom stopped coming over to my house says Lauren "ooooo says normani as she cheered the taller Cuban on and I raised my brow to Lauren "what are we, frat boys says zendaya "your mom was a frat boy says Lauren as she giggled
"Are we seriously about to have a 'your mom' debate all night, cause i would rather not, Clara is a nice lady but you know I'm gonna win says zendaya as she challenged Lauren "drinking bet says Lauren as she raised her brow and I nodded "whoever passes out first wins says Lauren "which will be you as I smirked taking another sip of my drink
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After all of us finished one cup, we refilled and started to calm down to get to know each other but this also meant the girls would be more comfortable with putting mercedes on the hot seat "so mercedes says normani as she smiled "do you have Any kids says normani "Mani says zendaya as she scolded "what says normani as she whined "you gotta ask this shit nowadays, people have babies at thirteen says normani "ew says mercedes as she laughed "no, I don't have kids but I do have a lot of younger siblings that are like my kids at this point says mercedes "she's got like 80 siblings as I joked Taking another sip "have you met them says Lauren as she queried and I shook my head "just Regina, that's mercedes bestie, she almost left her at a gas station once says zendaya
"It was because she wouldn't get in the car and i didn't drive off, I just went to the end of the parking lot to scare her says mercedes as she smirked "I should do that with sofi says camilla as she chuckled pushing her hair back out of her face and as I was taking a huge gulp of my vodka water, Lauren spoke up "so mercedes, when are gonna ask zendaya to marry you says Lauren and just hearing anything revolving around 'marriage' made the liquid go down my wind pipe and I started coughing uncontrollably and mercedes quickly patted my back until I finally was able to catch my breath and as soon as oxygen filled my lungs again, I exclaimed "are you fucking serious Lauren as a few more coughs left the back of my throat
"What says Lauren as she questioned dumbly "I mean you two already live together and since it's legal to have same sex marriage, I'm sure you'd be great candidates says Lauren and in all honesty, I just wanted to die right there, I was feeling so awkward even though my mind was a little hazy from piling down the drink "I need to get more as I groaned getting up from my seat to leave the rest of the girls and mercedes alone, I just couldn't handle the hot seat anymore
Mercedes point of view
"Now that she's gone says Lauren as she laughed "you can answer the question says Lauren and I never really thought about marriage before actually that's a lie, it may have have come up in my head once or twice when watching a gossip girl episode but that's it and I cleared my throat nervously and responded "um I'm not sure I'm really ready to get married yet says mercedes "but would it be to zendaya says normani as she asked quickly and I brushed my fingers through my hair "I'm not sure, I'd hope so, though says mercedes "how much do you care about our friend says ally as she asked as they kept piling on questions and I understood the protectivness they had over zendaya so I decided to allow them to ask whatever they wanted, I was just here to make my girlfriend happy
"I care about her a lot says mercedes and they all shared the same glimpse and smile towards each other until finally they all put their cups down to run over and pull me into a huge group hug "we love you says normani as she exclaimed and I was officially cut off from any receiving oxygen because I was buried underneath hair and bodies but I didn't mind it, I didn't have many friends so it was kind of cool to be accepted "I leave for five minutes to refill and you're all having an orgy with my girlfriend as the annoyed voice said breaking the girls away from me and when zendaya was officially revealed, Lauren pulled her in by her waist and kissed her cheek before responding "if we were gonna have an orgy, we'd include you too says Lauren
"Sure you would says zendaya as she giggled kissing Lauren's cheek back before taking a seat beside me again "I'm glad you're all friends now though but are we done with the awkward questions says zendaya "yeah we're done says ally as she assured my girlfriend and I reached over to grab her hand and intertwine our fingers together as she leaned in to my body "thank God says zendaya as she breathed out in relief
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It was almost three in the morning when we got back to the hotel, zendaya was drunk off her ass and I was having to hold her up until we got to the room ,after a few tricky moves to get the door open, I helped her pass the threshold with her limp body cradled in my arms "aw I love you mercedes says zendaya as she slurred as she squeezed my cheeks together with her hand "I love you too as I chuckled stepping inside carefully to head towards the bed and I softly placed her body on the sheets but her hands were still locked around the back of my neck that way I couldn't stand up and walk away "gimme a kiss says zendaya as she pouted holding me hostage and I rolled my eyes and pecked her lips once her tongue swiped over her lips and she moaned out "aw that's nice says zendaya
"You need to go to sleep drunkie as I responded pulling her hands off of me so that I could move away and I walked to the end of the bed to start untying her shows and threw them on the other side of the room "nope you promised we'd get freaky tonight says zendaya as she whined as she sat up to pull her shirt off over her head with some struggle and I shook my head "not when you're shit faced says mercedes and zendaya pointed and slouched her sloppy figure "but- but says zendaya "no buts as I told her as I went to the suitcase at the end of the bed to pull out a shirt to sleep in "you'll have to rain check says mercedes and as I took my blouse off and slipped on a fresh shirt ,zendaya spoke to me "so how'd you like the girls, I mean I know they can be a little ..um what's the word says zendaya
"Intrusive says mercedes "wow that's a big word says zendaya as she laughed and I turned around to see her turned on her side with her head propped up to watch me "but yeah, they were that but what did you think besides that says zendaya "they were actually really welcoming after a while, I liked em as I told her as I slipped out of my blue jeans before getting into bed beside her and her drunk gaze only intensified as I got closer "I think they liked you a whole lot more when they found out you could sing ,I'm sure camilla wants to start a band with you now says zendaya
Camilla, just hearing her name sent something off in my head, listen she's a very nice and friendly girl who makes really bad jokes and that's completely fine but I didn't like being around her for one reason, zendaya, the whole night she kept staring at zendaya and licking her lips and just putting this vibe off in my head that I really didn't want, is it bad to say that I don't really care for one friend of zendayas I mean I do have a right to be protective because of her so I'm sure it's not all bad "yeah says mercedes as she frowned "what's wrong says zendaya and I fake yawned and responded "I'm just sleepy says mercedes and zendaya leaned in quickly yo press a kiss on my nose "then let's go to sleep mama says zendaya
And just like that ,she made my heart skip a beat once again "okay baby girl, goodnight as I placed a kiss or two on her drunk lips and looked into her eyes once more before reaching over to the lamp by the bed to flick the light off and as I got situated to zendaya, she whispered "mercedes says zendaya "mhm says mercedes "you need to let go of me because I gotta pee says zendaya as she giggled
Chapter 14
It was unusually couldy morning for California, of course we bring the weather with us and my eyes peered in deeper into the dark room that was only lighted by the bathroom light down the hall but even if it was pitch black, I could see a chair sitting in the middle of the room and I turned my body to see mercedes gone "babe as I questioned, I did fall asleep with her right and that's when a song started to play so I swung my legs over to sit up and see what I had been asking for since my birthday "driver roll up the partition please, driver please roll up the partition please" and I smirked as she popped out in lace that made my eyes do the thing, just because my baby Beyonce was making my wildest dreams come true
Her strut to me was on point with every snap beat ,the confidence and essence of her body was beautiful "I don't need you seeing Yonce on her knees, took 45 minutes to get all dressed up, we ain't even gonna make it to this club, now my mascara runnin, red lipstick smudged" and mercedes straddled my leg for a moment and kissed down my jaw all the way to tug on my earlobe until she pulled away to whisper harshly "get in that damn chair says mercedes "yes ms mercedes as I smirked as she moved off of me so I could make my way to the chair, I was so cheeky about the whole event that I had to bite my lip to suppress my excitement
"Oh he so horny ,yeah he want to fuck, he popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse, he Monica luwinskid all on my gown, woah there daddy, daddy didn't bring a towel" Beyonces rasped words were lost in my head, I couldn't focus on the music as mercedes straddled my lap to grind herself into me at the beat, it was obviously some of these Polynesian genes giving her the muscles to do these body rolls against me and I placed my hands on her thighs and gripped her tightly, her hands pulled mine off of her and she demanded "no touching until the end of the song says mercedes and she got off my lap to stand in front of me and pull my legs off of the chair a bit ,her core grinded into my leg and my eyes burned into her skin, I had yo control myself
"Oh baby baby we better slow it down, it took 45 minutes to get all dressed up and we ain't even gonna make it to this club, take all of me, I just wanna be the girl you like, the kinda girl you like, take all of me, I just wanna be the girl you like, the kinda girl you like is right here with me, right here with me" she moved away once she got a little too comfy to do 'some tricks' with her ass but don't put Lauren's words in my mouth and she stood in front of me and leaned against the ends of the bed to slowly move her hips like a wave and it made me so weak ,I was about to end this whole Dance right there but something made me stop to let her continue and finally I spoke up as she started to sit on my lap "how about I give you a lap dance says zendaya "you can't dance says mercedes as she laughed
"Actually as I smirked "you want in on a secret that you can never share with anyone, even Lauren since you've already started to become buddy buddy with my friends says zendaya and she rolled her eyes In response and met my pinky to allow me to continue talking "when we were younger, Lauren and I would give each other lap dances says zendaya and mercedes chuckled "so you think you can dance for me says mercedes as her words were so husky and heartbreaking and in all honesty, I wanted to say "the plan is just to dry hump the shit out of you" but I thought I'd be more mysterious and reply with a soft Tone "just lemme dance for you says zendaya and mercedes nodded and got up off of my lap so I could walk into the bathroom to retrieve her phone
She loved playing music on this one speaker because of the sound quality and I knew the perfect song to add to this moment, something that I forgot to mention to anyone, even my friends is that when I was little I would take dance classes not because I wanted to, oh God no, my parents just never really had time for me to be home because they worked a lot so they would ship me off to Dance classes, I hated dance class even though I was moderately good at it and as the music began, I looked down to notice my basically sexiest clothes but it would do for now "Girl, I woke up before the light thinking about tonight, I can't sleep just a few hours ago we had the TV on drowning our your scream"
I moved my hips innocently at the beat until I took a seat on her lap with that mischievous smile to warn her for what was about to happen "tell me your favorite love song girl I'm gonna play it while your toes curl, girl what you're saying speak your mind, girl tell me what you like" I rolled my hips deep against her lap which automatically sent her a reaction to hold onto my hips as I grinded against her with my lips pressing against her neck slightly and I needed to give her a reaction to make the next move "I'm a make you beg for it, beg for it, I'll give you what you need, only if you say please, I'm a make you beg for it, beg for it, go on whisper your wishes to me baby" and I crawled off of her as the song continued to play although I'm sure when this song ends, mercedes won't even remember who Chris brown is
"Not gonna lie to you wasn't expecting you to have me on my knees yeah" and I swiftly did a few moves to plant on my knees and spread her legs as I grinded myself back up, mercedes couldn't keep her hands to herself, slightly groping me and soon, she got impatient once I began to straddle her leg and pulls me up to hold me and lay me down on the floor and the song continued to play and she demanded to finish it and her dominance overcoming the both of us to just let it happen "I'm gonna make you cry, tears from your paradise and love your ass to sleep" she propped my legs up so that she could grind into my ass with the fast and slow beats "yeah, you've got my favorite secrets on, and I won't use my hands to take them off"
Soon mercedes pulled one of her legs over mine to it over my body and simulate her grinding against my sensitive dick except she was hovering over me so I wasn't able to completely feel it which caused me to grow even more frustrated "Girl what you're saying, speak your mind, tell me what you like" and I decided to take matters into my own hands and dance against her to somehow get myself back in the chair and my hand landed on her lap as mercedes stood beside the chair and rolled her hips in the air at about eye level with me and a slight moan left my mouth as the song continued to play "I'm a make you beg for it, beg for it, I'll give you what you need, only if you say please, I'm a make you beg for it, beg for it, go on and whisper your wishes to me babe"
And this is what threw me off the edge and mercedes stood in front of me to spread my legs completely signaling me to lean back in my chair "baby I'm gonna let it go, girl, you go get it good, I'm gonna make twenty more seconds feel like twenty more minutes" and her thick ass rubbed against my dick as her back arched and she kept with the music and I thought I was going to have a heart attack for a moment "baby I'm gonna make you scream, yeah I'm not finished yet, twenty more seconds, oh you ain't gotta beg no more" and for a few more moments of the song, Chris continued to vocalize which gave mercedes the freedom to continue and take care of me and her thighs clapped just so lightly as her ass moved against me and I couldn't help but keep my eyes plastered on one thing
And I love the way her hips waved against the music and it was so amazing how mercedes controlled herself and made me anticipated for her next move "I'm a make you beg for it, beg for it, I'll give you what you need, only if you say please, I'm a make you beg for it, beg for it, go on and whisper your wishes to me babe" and as the song began to end ,mercedes took her seat on my lap and restlessly grinded deep and harsh into my body to signal me what to do next, once the silence between the next song came over us and our lips met each other and we wasted no precious time getting comfortable and her tongue attacked mine and we both kissed hungrily and it was like we couldn't get enough of each other for that moment
And the next song made it quite obvious as to what Playlist she had on and it was our sex Playlist and it's not like I hear every song on it but there are a few that come on that are very 'memorable' and the first notes of lock it up started and mercedes pulled away to get off of my lap and mercedes stood in front of me with her hands on her hips as she spoke up "take your shirt off for me zendaya says mercedes and I didn't question or rebel, I just listened to her as the music filled the room and I knew it would block out at least eighty five percent of the sounds about to happen and Marc's soft voice started "four in the morning, liquor pouring, you know that shit cool with me, hide them, whatever but whatever, it's gonna be what it's gonna be"
And I couldn't focus on anything besides mercedes and the music and she put me in a trance and I couldn't stop throbbing but I let her do what she wanted to do "as long as your here, as long as your down, put it in your lap, put it in your mouth, it think it's time to lock it up, lock it up" and mercedes held out her hand and I let her guide me to the bed and as I stood in front of mercedes, she put her hands against my shoulder and pushed against my shoulders so that I'd lay on the bed "leave it all behind, hope that I still linger in your mind, girl you left them marks up in my spine, yeah I think it's time, I'm your territory, you're my diamond shine when the going get rough, you go and get tough, put it on that line for me"
Mercedes crawled on top of me and pressed two normal kisses against my lips until we decided not to play games and her tongue pressed against my lips and we began hard core making out and her hand rubbed against my side until her hand slid down into my pants "I don't care about what you're saying, stop complaining, cause you know I'm not the one for games, don't hide your intentions, don't be scared to mention that you want to hear me scream your name" and kehlanis voice mixed with this moment made everything a hundred times more pleasurable and mercedes teasing days were through as she began stroking my sensitive dick "fuck mercedes as I groaned because I didn't really expect it without a little teasing
"I can take you high, I can take you low, I can speed it up, I can take it real slow, I just wanna lock it up, lock it up baby, I'm just trying to lock it up, lock it up" and mercedes soon got bored and decided to tug down my pants passed my thighs so they were covering my ankles and she yanked her panties off and crawled in between my legs to start kissing my lips passionately and I moaned into her mouth as she grinded her bare skin into mine at just the right places "and I'm saying this one last time and I promise this is the last time, nah I'm not rushing shit but can we move faster, nah with some of that uh uh, with some of that nah, nah that good, good, that fell in love"
And her hand started stroking my sensitive dick again and mercedes continued to kiss my lips and she skept stroking my sensitive dick with the song now being the only thing that could help me keep my cool with the intense pleasure I was receiving and I didn't want to make it easy for her to get me off because she had been shutting me down lately "now my past baby, fuck it, it's whatever, not into moving on and looking back, it just ain't clever, nowadays I learned to never ever say 'I never' cause I didn't think I'd ever move on to something better" and I moaned out as mercedes quickly brought me where I couldn't turn back and my stomach did flips as she continued to keep going until I was completely done
"So I locked uo and I threw away the key, never want to relive those painful memories, just want to forget him while you all up under me, promise to keep doing those things and make me weak" and once I was finally able to catch my breath, I flipped our positions and took over and I could see the complete list mercedes had running throughout her veins and her eyes said it all so calm "I don't care about what you're saying, stop complaining, cause you know I'm not the one for games, don't hide your intentions, don't be scared to mention that you want to hear me scream your name" and I made a wet trail down her chest to her stomach as my hand grazed over her heat for just a moment even though it was swift, it caused mercedes to get extremely impatient "baby please says mercedes
I kissed her thighs until I spread her legs completely, and nothing else came to my mind except the music, the music and her slight whimpers gave me the encouragement to dive in " I can take you high, I can take you low, I can speed it up, I can take it real slow, I just wanna lock it up, lock it up baby, I'm just trying to lock it up, lock it up" and my tounge flicked over her sweet spots and I did what I could to earn those loud Tongan yells that were almost alike curses and she couldn't control herself when she was with me and I loved that and the song finally came to a close but mercedes was almost there and soon she gripped handfuls of my hair and tugged lightly as she felt herself get closer and closer and I could only tell because her walls started to tighten around my tounge a time or two
"Oh fuck says mercedes as she muttered coming completely undone and causing a smirk to form on my face and after I finished taking care of her, I softly pressed my lips against her glistening skin until I met her lips and I hovered over her to look over my Beautiful girlfriend as she started to come down from her high "you've had a staring problem since your first class with me says mercedes as she groaned rolling over on the bed so that I could position myself correctly and she could put her arms around me the way she wanted to "I was staring at you because I realized who you were ,I wasn't drooling over you says zendaya as a loud scoff expelled from her lips which made me cower down "okay maybe I was drooling a little but who wouldn't says zendaya
Mercedes giggled "you're right says mercedes as her lips pressed against my temple and she whispered into my ear in a calm voice "okay let's get some more sleep, this was a good activity says mercedes "we're calling our random sexcapades 'activities' as I smirked pushing my ass against her lower body to get more comfortable "it sounds a little more chill says mercedes as she laughed "whatever as I laughed closing my eyes and letting my exhausted mind take over while I was safe in her arms and just trying to revisualize what just happened and try to wrap it around my head that it happened to me
Chapter 15
Mercedes point of view
"Mercedes calm down says zendaya as I figited in the passenger seat next to zendaya "you act like I'm taking you to a concentration camp says zendaya, in fact she was actually we were meeting her parents for lunch at some big restaurant and I don't know why I was so nervous about all of this or why I was so against meeting her parents, in any situation it's scary to meet the person who birthed your true love and you worry that they won't like you or they'll like you so much that they'll start asking about weddings and babies and I like to stay away from all of that because it's not in my comfort zone
I messed with my fingers in my lap and stared out of the windshield as we turned down another road and zendaya reached over the console to grab one of my hands and squeeze it tightly and with a quick glimpse zendaya smiled over at me "they will love you says zendaya and I chewed on my bottom lip nervously before asking a question that I didn't really want to know the answer to "do they know says mercedes "know what says zendaya "how we met says mercedes and zendaya turned on her turn signal and stopped at a stop sign to wait for another car to pass before turning "the bar says zendaya "no, the school says mercedes "oh says zendaya as she sighed out turning the corner to head onto a busier street "no, they don't know about that, I'm sure it wouldn't be the best thing to tell them over the phone says zendaya
"Yeah you're right as I put my hand on the door of the car and clicked me newly manicured nails against the handle "just calm down says zendaya as she glimpsed over her shoulder to look at me before turning into a parking lot and as the car came to a complete stop, zendaya turned the car off and turned towards me to sit her hands in her lap "you'll do great, I mean it, they will love you says zendaya and zendaya kissed my cheek quickly before opening her door and stepping out to push down her outfit so she would look presentable and I tried to pull the door open but she started to haul ass to my door before I could get it open "stop says zendaya as she exclaimed until she finally put her hand on the handle to pull it open "now let's go says zendaya
"I thought I was daddy, now you're treating me like the gentleman says mercedes as she joked without thinking and a mischievous smirk formed on zendayas face as she looked me over "well I could start calling you that says zendaya "don't even think about it as I growled taking her hand that she held out to help me out of the car, hand in hand, we walked into the restaurant to see a hostess about 25 with brunette hair that was stacking menus together and when she noticed we walked through the door, she pulled out two menus and smiled "would a booth or table be better says the hostess and before I could answer, zendayas mom screeched from across the restaurant "my baby says zendayas mom
"Oh God says zendaya as she groaned under her breath before directing her attention to the hostess "their table will do fine says zendaya and as we walked over to the table with the hostess trailing behind us, zendayas mom waited paitently until we were within arms reach of her "my daughter says zendayas mom as she exclaimed pulling in zendaya by her neck into a rough hug that I'm sure she almost lost her breath in "you look so different says zendayas mom and she turned her head to me and asked "why the hell does everyone say that says zendaya as she quickly let it go and took a big breath before pulling me up towards the table "mom, dad, this is my girlfriend mercedes says zendaya and for a moment their eyes got big but then they softened their expression and smiles went across her mom and dad's faces
Her mother pulled me into a hug like she did to her daughter and whispered into my ear "it's so nice to meet you says zendayas mom and I put my hands on her mother's back and smiled as my chin rested on the shorter woman's shoulder, zendaya had to pry her emotional mother away from me eventually and zendaya scooted into the booth and let me take the seat beside her and the hostess placed the menus in front of us and pulled our a notepad "what would you two like to drink says the hostess "two lemon waters as I told the lady with a smile and let the lady nodded us off to walk away and allow us to look over the menus "so, how have you two been says zendayas mom as she asked sipping her drink as I opened my menu to scan over the words on the laminated pages
I smirked over at my girlfriend and squinted down at the page while zendaya answered "we're really good says zendaya "well that's great says zendayas mom as she exclaimed then turned to zendayas dad who was tying one letter at a time on his smartphone with his index finger "isn't that great Harold says zendayas mom "oh its wonderful says zendayas dad as he replied not paying attention to anything except his phone
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After a lot of laughs, awkward conversations and diving into our delicious plates of food, we were finally comfortable to just discuss random topics "what do you do for work says zendayas dad as he asked me with a comforting smile and I fiddled with the food on my plate and answered him "I'm an English teacher says mercedes "oh that's amazing, you seem a little too young to be teaching kids says zendayas dad "I actually teach teenagers as I corrected him "middle school says zendayas dad "high school says mercedes "enough interrogation says zendayas mom as she stopped the conversation "I want to know how you two met says zendayas mom
And my eyes met zendayas and I nervously froze up and I was basically begging for zendaya to take the lead and say whatever because I couldn't talk about this with her parents and zendaya smiled and calmly replied to her parents "I met mercedes in school says zendaya "what do you mean, you had classes with her says zendayas dad as he replied taking a bite of the steak he had on his plate "first period English to be exact says zendaya and it took her parents a moment to piece the puzzle together but when they did they looked at each other with wide eyes and were momentarily at a loss for words "um as zendayas mom furrowed her brows in confusion "how is that-that possible says zendayas mom
Zendaya slid her hand onto my thigh and lightly squeezed it as a signal to keep quiet "mercedes was my English teacher says zendaya as she blurted out in a non chalant way and her mom and dad's eyes shot at me and I felt my cheeks start to change into a heated red hue "what says zendayas dad as he asked calmly and I could tell he was trying his best to hear her out which was a nice change of pace compared to my family "mercedes also helped me with my dyslexia and stuff says zendaya as she pointed out "she tutored me a lot and my reading level has went up pretty good says zendaya "pretty well as I corrected zendaya and zendaya whipped her head towards me and raised her brow "okay, you have no right to correct me, you called my collared shirt 'collards' the other day like the vegetable says zendaya
Mercedes giggled lightly "I wasn't thinking before I spoke, you can't hold that against me says mercedes "you never think before you speak says zendaya as she retorted jokingly "okay wait says zendayas mom as she broke into the conversation "you taught my daughter like in an actual class says zendayas mom and I nervously replied back as zendaya rubbed her index finger along my inner thigh to coax me "yes ma'am says mercedes "you didn't think you were corrupting an innocent child as zendayas dad asked still trying to stay calm "I'm sorry to burst your bubble says zendaya as she spoke up "but I've never been innocent says zendaya "yes you have says zendayas dad as he smirked
"Okay I was innocent when I was 5 and you bought me a tricycle but from then on my innocence wore thin says zendaya "well as zendayas mom cleared her throat and continued to speak to me "even though I don't respect the way you've met each other, I'm glad she met someone, especially someone who could teach her how to conquer that terrible disease says zendayas mom "wow, I don't have aids, it's dyslexia, that's a learning disorder says zendaya as she scoffed "a disease is a disease says zendayas dad as he pointed out
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After a long meal with many war stories between her parents and I, we went back to the hotel and I decided I wanted to take a shower before going to bed and she nodded me off and I stepped out into the steamy room after dousing myself in shampoo, soap and conditioner, the cool tile floor was almost bone Chilling but I didn't mind it too much and I grabbed a white towel that the Maid had replaced for us and started to dry off my body and hair before slipping on some boy shorts and a large jersey to cover my torso and just a little bit more and after doing my nighttime routine, I walked out of the room to see zendaya pulling her shirt off over her head at the end of the bed and after it was off ,she grabbed her phone and started to type on the screen
I slowly tip toed In behind her and pulled her in by her waist so that my mouth could meet her neck without any struggle and I lightly sucked on the skin and made a little moan or two leave her lips "mm, what are you doing says zendaya as she asked turning her head so that it would be easier for me to mess with the skin and I pulled my mouth away and smirked "I kinda need to talk to you says mercedes "if this is how you talk, I think we should get more comfortable sats zendaya as she pushed her ass against my crotch to make me move away from her and as soon as we disconnected, zendaya yanked her shorts down her thick hips and crawled onto the bed and her ass almost made my mouth water
I climbed onto the edge of the bed after her and straddled her body so that I could hover over her while my lips softly pressed to hers once...twice and about three times until finally she put her hand on the back of my neck and pulled me into a deeper kiss and her tounge shot into my mouth and I could feel my dominance leave my body and I had to quickly pull away before I forgot what I needed to talk yo her about "wait wait wait as I breathlessly whispered to the girl underneath me "if this is about protection, we don't need it says zendaya as she joked and I smirked and pushed her hair out of her face to continue to talk "no no its not that, it's about today as I took a seat on her lap as she sat up against the headboard "whatdya mean says zendaya
"Well I was thinking as I grabbed her hand and started to mess with her fingers "your parents were actually really accepting about all of this says mercedes "and says zendaya and I hooked our fingers together and looked into her deep lustful eyes "and I think that we should properly introduce you to my parents tomorrow night at dinner, they've actually invited you over specifically, they haven't stopped asking about you since we had pizza at my apartment that one time says mercedes and zendaya looked shocked and worried and everything in between which didn't help my cringing headache from trying to read her like a book "well say something as I begged zendaya
"Are you sure we should do this m I mean, you've seemed really against this in the past, I thought your family didn't accept this 'lifestyle' says zendaya and I understood that she was concerned and I was happy that she was, I was happy that she knew how worried I was about all of this "well after seeing your parents reaction, I knew exactly how my family should react and if they don't react in a positive way then" as I didn't want to think of the possibility of a negative reaction so I advised myself no to "I guess we will figure it out from there, but you'll be by my side right says mercedes "ride or die, I'm here baby varnado says zendaya as she brought our hands up to her mouth to kiss the top of my hand
I scooted up closer and leaned in to her face to whisper "that's what I like to hear as I said before closing the gap with a kiss
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"Surfboards and Sketchbooks" pt3
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(This is the third and probably final part of my surfboards and sketchbooks series if you haven't read the first two parts go read them they are on my page. I hope you like it. I was kinda at a loss for what to do in this part but I really like how it turned out. I would like to apologize in advance for what you are about to read, it was my first time writing a make out scene and it's probably really cringe but I knew if I tried 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 it would be worse but it felt right and I didn't wanna ignore it. Anyway hope you enjoy and as always don't be afraid to send in requests you can find the "rules" for requests on my pinned post on my page)
Trigger warnings: cursing, a make out scene towards the end and I apologize in advance to anyone who reads it. If I misse any please let me know :)
Enjoy <3
I looked at myself one more time in the mirror before I gave up and sat on my bed waiting for JJ to text me he was here. I can't believe I was going on a date with 𝗝𝗝 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸 just because I drew him on the beach and Ginny gave it to him, guess her pushing me payed off. 'Ding' my phone went off.
𝗝𝗝: I'm here!
When i was about to respond
𝗝𝗝: Walking up now
𝗠𝗲: Why don't you wait in the car?
𝗝𝗝: Cause I will be a gentleman on our first date malady ;)
I laughed a little at how JJ wanted to make this night special by walking up to the door. As I hit the last step I could hear JJ and my dad talking. Oh shit. "So where you taking my daughter son" my dad asked JJ "Well it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you would it sir" oh god JJ your gonna make my dad go mad. "Well 𝘀𝗼𝗻 you better not have planned anything that involves taking clo-" "alright dad lay off" I finally interrupted seeing JJ's red cheeks and my dad's tight fake smile. He nodded as my mom walked into the room "Michael give the kid a break your scaring him" she rolled her eyes at him "I can't believe my baby girls going on her first date, have fun sweetie" "thanks mom" I replied. Nicer than dad but did she have to point it out this was my first date. Finally we were out the door. "So I'm your first date huh?" I rolled my eyes "oh come on like you didn't already know that" he looked at me like I had three heads "what?" "no I never thought 𝘆𝗼𝘂 would be having your first date with me, or your first date at all" "please I was not popular back home, I stuck with the same friends since middle school and some from elementary. Let alone have a guy ask me out" he shrugged "guess it didn't seem that way to me" he said as he opened the door for me. "Wow such a gentleman" I said as I laughed "anything for m'lady". As he got into the drivers seat and got the car going I asked "where we going" "well I can't tell you. It's a surprise" I groaned "I hate surprises" "I think you'll like this one" he smiled like he was proud of himself. The car ride was filled with laughs and nonsense conversations.
Finally we arrived at the beach. "You're taking me to the beach" "just wait a little princess" he grabbed my hand and started walking me over to a blanket on the ground with food. "I'm taking you to where we first met" "damm who knew JJ maybank could be such a simp" I laughed as I admired what he put together. "Only for you. Come sit" he patted next to him. I sat down next to him " I wanna get to know you better. I know first dates are usually eating or a movie but I want to get to know 𝘆𝗼𝘂"" well then ask away good sir" he laughed "alright umm do you have any siblings"" no""what's your favorite show"."stranger things"."favorite movie" "jaws" " really? " he looks at me surprised " out of all of the movies in the world you choose to watch people getting eaten by a shark"" yep wanna know why"."hell yeah"" when i was 6 my dad made me have a jaws marathon with him and it scared the living shit out of me I had nightmares for year's and my mom was pissed at him for a while but after a little bit I had a shark dream and I told my mom about it and was like 'the shark opened his mouth wide open and there was treasure' it scared the shit out of her she thought it was another nightmare but after that night for some reason I wasn't scared of them and I would look forward to shark week and I loved sharks" I finished explaining and JJ was laughing so hard and that made me laugh. " that's a great story. And a great explanation to why it's your favorite movie, no more doubting you anymore" he laughed again." I told you". JJ stopped laughing and looked me in the eyes." can I kiss you" he asked. HOLY SHIT. oh ma gawd. I nodded yes because I didn't think I could talk without making a fool of myself. And within seconds his lips were on mine. He slipped his tongue between my lips and into my mouth and moved my legs so now I was straddling him. He groaned against my lips, as we both came up for breath. Breathing heavy and staring at each other with lust in our eyes. "So pretty" he said right before he kissed me again and in no time he was on my neck kissing, sucking and licking. I moanded at how this fet. "God JJ"
He stopped after a little while because he wanted to save his finishing act for the second date. As we drove home in a comfortable silence he put his hand on my thigh which gave me butterflies. As we hopped out the car and he walked me to my door I said "I had fun tonight. It was a great first date" "well good, can't wait for the second one princess" I laughed and looked into him eyes waiting for him to give me some signal so I could kiss him or for him to kiss me. I think he caught on to that because next he said "if you want me to kiss you just ask" he laughed a little at how shy I was being after we just had a make out session on the beach "well then, JJ can I kiss you" "anytime princess" and so I did and it felt just as good as it did the first time. When we came up for breath he said "I'll text you when our next date is" as he walked away he winked at me and I laughed and whisper yelled "or I'll see you at school" he laughed and nodded. I opened the door quietly making sure not to wake my parents and walked up the stairs smiling like an idiot I realized.
𝗝𝗝 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸 has stolen my heart
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Cupbearer (Eren/Reader)
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Part III
Part I
Part II
Part IV (in progress)
Warnings: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT (im watching you, if you see this, begone!), vampire!eren, hunter!reader, fem!reader, smut, some amount of predator/prey dynamics but only kinda?? there is also a significant age difference but only cos eren is immortal and all that jazz. we're all adults here. there will eventually be smut.... and do i really need to say that there's gonna be blood in a vampire fic?
Description: A story of falling in love in 4 parts.
Eren is a bad man (well, a bad Creature) who has done bad things. When he meets the great-great-great granddaughter of one of his former friends in his favorite blood bar, however, he thinks it might not matter so much what happened in the past, so long as he can make the future something worth living to see.
Ao3 link here
After that night, it became increasingly hard for (Y/N) to leave, and for Eren to let her do so.
Something between them had changed. There were moments— when Eren would press feather-light kisses against her forehead, when he would casually leave a cup of her favorite tea where she would find it— where (Y/N) felt as though her heart might burst. It was all the little things that baffled her, all the ways in which he seemed to understand exactly how she felt; it was as though he knew her more than she knew herself. On the mornings that she would wake in his bed, sleepy and sticky and wholly content, (Y/N) wondered what it would be like to have this life forever.
Other days— on days like today— she was reminded exactly why that could never be, and it broke her heart.
Today, they had planned a romantic dinner in the park, an evening under the stars. It was supposed to be something special, a little getaway just for the two of them; they had wanted to leave as soon as (Y/N) was relieved from her patrol, so Eren had moved her things to his place, hoping that they could leave together from there for their evening alone.
In and of itself, that was fine… but when (Y/N) came in, covered head-to-toe in viscous Creature blood, Eren was furious.
“And you call me a monster,” he growled, looking her up and down with hate in his eyes. “I can’t believe you.”
He stood from his seat on the sofa, and (Y/N) began to back away, still wary from the fight she had narrowly escaped from unscathed. Her every instinct told her that she should run, fire a round of silver bullets into his chest, but she steeled herself, doing neither.
“It’s not my fault— they were attacking a civilian,” she told him as he stalked towards her, his face twisted into a horrific scowl. “I tried to stop them— tried to find out what was going on— but then they came at me with their claws, and I was left with no choice.”
“There is always a choice,” he snarled, and it was then that anger filled (Y/N) from the soles of her feet to the crown of her head. "They were probably terrified of you— how could you possibly blame them for lashing out?"
(Y/N) grit her teeth.
“This, from the man who thought genocide was his only option to the same problem?”
Eren made a low, warning sound in the back of his throat, but (Y/N) pressed on.
“You would rather me have died?” she demanded, stepping into his space. “Would it have pleased you more for my body to bleed out on the pavement, ripped to shreds by an aggressive werewolf? Would you even care, or would you just find the next blood bag and move on with your life?”
“Maybe so,” he shot back, “Then I wouldn’t have to deal with your insufferable mouth.”
That stung— but if there was one thing (Y/N) knew how to do, it was to strike back twice as hard as she had been struck.
“Fine then,” she said, turning on her heel. “I won’t bother you any longer. I’ll go out and find someone who actually wants my company, someone who’ll fuck me good and proper over the counter at some hole-in-the-wall bar over on Easy Street, someone younger, with a nicer cock and less fucking baggage— ”
She didn’t get to finish the sentence, or even walk a single step further— Eren grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to him, his fist painfully tight against her scalp.
“Wanna say that again, to my face?” he asked, tilting her head back.
“I’ll go find someone else to fuck me,” she spat, struggling in vain against him. “I’ll spread my legs for the next available schmuck in the closest bar I can find, so you can hear me scream his name and not yours.”
It was a low blow, to threaten a vampire’s claim on something they had previously assumed had belonged to them, but (Y/N) didn’t care. She had almost died today, and she’d be damned if she was going to take shit from anyone about what she had to do to survive. If Eren wanted a fight, she would damn sure give him one.
“Like hell you will,” he told her, pulling her head back so that she had to strain to remain standing. “You’re mine. Flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood— you are my Companion.”
"I belong to no one!"
Those words ripped from her throat and echoed throughout the empty house, and it was then that Eren stopped, looking at her with calculation in his gaze.
"You're right," he said, releasing her hair. "No mortal can serve two masters, lest they love one and despise the other; an archaic religious concept, but an accurate one nonetheless. You've made it abundantly clear where your loyalty lies. I was a fool for thinking otherwise."
(Y/N) began to tremble. "Eren, what are you saying?"
"I release you from our pact," he replied coldly, his eyes so dull and lifeless that it sent a chill down her spine. "No longer are you bound to be my wine-press— I free you from me."
"Eren—"
"Go," he commanded, and (Y/N) felt terribly, horribly empty.
Once, he would have told her to come freely, go safely, and leave something of the happiness she brought him; now, he gave her a cold dismissal, and it frightened her more than she was willing to admit. Still, she went, feeling hollow and used, and she didn't bother to shut the door behind her as she turned to walk home, weary from the day and sick from fighting.
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Armin had lived for a very long time, but even so, he had yet to meet anyone so foul of temper as Eren when the Hunger was on him.
"Eren, you have to feed."
The vampire, as ill in health as in temper, glared weakly at him. "I'm not hungry."
"But you are Hungry, and don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about. Look, if this is about that girl—"
"I told you not to speak of her!"
Ah, so it was about her. By the looks of him, it had been two weeks since Eren had fed; Armin would bet that he hadn't seen her in the same amount of time.
"If I need to, I'll drag her here to make up with you myself," said Armin testily, "I refuse to watch my best friend starve himself because he refuses to feed on anyone else."
"You will not touch her."
Armin rolled his eyes, but didn't say anything further. He just patted Eren's arm in farewell and set about finding the little lady who was the root cause of his current consternation.
It took longer than Armin had anticipated to find the young woman who had, for all intents and purposes, completely unraveled Eren's composure; her scent, while thick and memorable in Eren's apartment, was hard to track otherwise. Armin spent two hours just wandering the city while trying to catch a breath of it here or there, and when he finally did manage to catch a whiff of her scent and follow it to her, he understood exactly why it had been so hard to track her down.
The girl was a Hunter, of all things.
When Armin found her, she was knee-deep in sewage, her knife embedded to the hilt in the skull of what appeared to be some species of winged reptile. Armin, having been a tad desperate and not actually having been expecting to find anything when he lifted the lid to the man-hole on 32nd and Main, was surprised to say the least— and when (Y/N) ripped her knife free and readjusted her stance into a defensive one directed at him, his surprise turned to intrigue.
“Er, hello there,” he said, scratching the back of his head. “I don’t suppose you’ll take my word for it that I just want to chat, will you?”
Curiously, the words gave the woman pause. She relaxed her stance ever-so-slightly, and then her eyes lit up with recognition.
“Armin Arlert?” she queried, craning her neck up to see him. “Is that you?”
This one grows curiouser and curiouser, he thought, but responded affirmatively.
“Can you give me a bit, then?” she asked, kicking the corpse of the Creature she’d just killed. “I’m not exactly fit for company. Perhaps we could meet later for a discussion over tea?”
“I’m afraid it’s urgent,” he said as she knelt to decapitate her prey— likely for proof of victory. “I think you know why I’m here, so you understand that time is of the essence.”
She didn’t look up at him as she replied.
“If this is about Eren, then I don’t have time to talk.”
Her tone was hard, bitter, and matter-of-fact, and it reminded Armin so much of Jean that it hurt… but just like Jean, Armin would bet that she could be won over by appealing to her inherent sense of human decency
“He’s suffering (Y/N),” he said, awkwardly crouching above the manhole so that she could better see the truth written in his eyes. “He won’t feed.”
“That’s hardly my problem.”
And oh, how well Armin knew that state of mind. If there was one thing Eren Jaeger knew how to do, it was push away the people who loved him most. Armin had dealt with that particularly lovely quirk of his for centuries, and it never got easier to deal with no matter how much time passed. If anything, it got more difficult the older they both got.
“When you’re the solution to a problem, you become a part of it whether you like it or not,” Armin replied, patient and understanding. “He cares for you.”
(Y/N) looked up at him then, fury in her eyes.
“He hurt me.”
Armin shrugged. “He hurts everyone he cares about. It’s just who he is. Nothing comes for free— least of all the love and loyalty of someone as old and as powerful as Eren.”
“Your heart may be toughened to his meanness,” she told him, the head of the creature she’d slain in her hands, “But mine is not, and I don’t like him well enough to willfully remain for him to use as an emotional punching bag.”
At that, Armin couldn’t help but let loose a wry grin.
“No,” he said, “I should think not; but I do think you love him well enough to make sure he doesn’t starve himself to death because he can’t have you.”
(Y/N) was silent for a long moment, then she crossed her arms.
“I won’t come crawling to him. He’s going to have to come to me.”
Armin grimaced. He wasn’t looking forward to that conversation.
“Is that at all negotiable?”
(Y/N) shook her head. “Absolutely not.”
Well, there was nothing for it.
“And you will let him feed if he comes to you?”
(Y/N) thought, then nodded. “If he proves himself deserving.”
Armin couldn't help himself; he laughed. Eren might have met his match in this one.
"Very well. I'll work my magic, and you work yours."
She nodded and bade him farewell, but before Armin left, he paused.
"Hey, (Y/N)?"
"Yes?"
"Thank you."
With that, he left her, ready to take Eren by the ear and throw him at her if he had to.
***
(Y/N)'s heart was racing as she opened the door, knowing good and well who would be behind it.
After her little talk with Armin— and the near heart attack he had given her in the process— she had called in to Zeke and told him she needed to go home to deal with an emergency. A replacement for her patrols had been sent, and she had come home to wash the grim from her skin, making herself as presentable as possible with the time she had. (Y/N) was worried, so worried, that the filth she had been wading in earlier would have left a lingering stench, or even that it had affected the taste of her; she had scrubbed and scrubbed until her skin was raw, hoping to erase every last remnant of her day from her skin…but as it turned out, she needn't have bothered.
Two, three, four hours later, and Eren hadn't shown— it was only now, right at the six hour mark, that he had decided to come to her.
Needless to say, (Y/N) was… less than pleased, but when she opened the door to find Eren pale and drawn, with dark circles beneath his eyes, her heart softened ever-so-slightly. It seemed that Armin was right; he had been suffering.
"You look like shit," she told him quietly, opening her door widely to let him in.
"I assure you, I feel worse," Eren grumbled, but stepped in as she closed the door behind him.
For a long, awkward moment, they just looked at each other, silent and unsure. It was unsettling how unlike himself Eren seemed; he was almost soft when he looked at her, and (Y/N) didn't know how to feel about it. Eventually, though, like two opposite ends of a magnet, they were drawn together, and Eren brushed a piece of hair back from her face.
"Hi," he said, his voice low and rough. (Y/N) caught his hand in hers before it could fall from her hair, and she pressed it against her chest, keeping it trapped there, touching the skin above her beating heart.
"Hey."
They watched each other a moment more before the dam broke between them, and they both spoke at once.
"I'm sorry."
A shared grin, a shy laugh— and then (Y/N) said what they both were thinking.
"You need to feed first, and talk later," she told him, her hand still clasped in his. "You're not off the hook, but I doubt we can have any real conversation with you like this."
Eren nodded gratefully, tugging at her wrist— his usual biting spot— but (Y/N) shook her head, indicating her neck. The thickest, richest blood, she knew, would come from there; and if there was ever a time to be generous with the placement of Eren's bite, she figured that it would be now.
The worst of it was over quickly. There was a brief sting at the intrusion of razor-sharp fangs, and then the vaguely uncomfortable feeling of having something poking down into places that decidedly should not be poked at all, but then (Y/N) quickly eased into the rhythm of the act, focusing wholly on the way Eren's lips felt against her skin. In a few moments, she would become pleasantly light-headed, and then Eren would pull away and look at her like she'd hung the stars. Oh, how she'd missed that look! (Y/N) found herself longing for it even before she quite realized it.
And then, without warning, a vision came, and (Y/N) was swept into another world entirely.
The evening sky rolled endlessly out towards the horizon; it seemed to go on forever, sparkling with more stars than (Y/N) had ever seen before. The full moon was so bright that it cast the whole world in what seemed like silver sunlight, and (Y/N) wondered how anyone could sleep on a night such as this. It was far too beautiful an experience to miss.
Alongside her— alongside Eren, through whose eyes she saw the world— strode Armin and two older-looking cadets who she recognized from previous memories as Reiner and Berthold. Eren was feeling anxious over something, and Reiner and Berthold were… well, they were kind. Reiner especially seemed to be like an older brother, and Eren admired him.
"You'll do just fine tomorrow," said Reiner, placing a large, warm hand on Eren's shoulder. "I'm certain of it."
The memory ended, and (Y/N) came back to herself as Eren's tongue laved over the wounds his fangs had left in her neck, sealing them.
"See anything?" he asked, his breath warm against her skin, and (Y/N) nodded.
"You loved them, too," she said softly, remembering the fondness Eren had felt as though it had been her own. "You loved the Hunters that tried to take everything from you, and— and I think they loved you, too."
Eren pulled away from her, and it was then that she saw the tears shining in his eyes.
"Yes," he replied, his voice broken. "We were children. How could we not love each other as God intended? Hate was never in our nature; it was an inheritance that we couldn't escape."
He paused for a moment, then spoke again.
"I'm sorry I hurt you," he told her, cupping her cheek in his hand. "I lost my temper. I forget— I forget that you're not them."
And (Y/N) understood. She understood that no matter how many centuries passed, there would be wounds that just wouldn't heal for Eren. He would lash out at things that wouldn't make sense to anyone who hadn't experienced the horrors of war as he had. Suddenly, she felt petty for having lashed out as she had, and guilt threatened to rise up and choke her.
"You're forgiven," she replied, leaning into his touch. "It takes two to tango— I shouldn't have baited you like I did. I knew how badly that would hurt you, and that's exactly why I said it."
At that, Eren cracked a grin.
"I expect nothing less from a Kirschtein. Your grandfather would have punched me square in the jaw— and as big as that bastard got when we were older, he probably would have put me on my ass."
(Y/N) couldn't help but laugh, and Eren joined her, their combined joy swelling until there was nothing else in the world but their happiness.
How they started kissing, neither one of them would be able to say afterwards, but in the grand scheme of things, it hardly mattered. Their love was too large to contain, too much to hold back— and it was love, (Y/N) realized, though she hadn't quite put words to it yet. She loved Eren Jaeger, a Creature, a monster, as much as her grandfather before her had and more. She loved him with a desperation that felt like being knocked over by an ocean wave and plunged into depths where her feet no longer touched the sand. She loved him more than she had ever loved anyone before.
And, as he placed her gently on her bed that was barely big enough for two, divesting himself of his shirt above her, (Y/N) thought that maybe she didn't mind it so much as long as he loved her in return.
"I missed you," said Eren, dropping kisses by her ear as he unhooked her bra. "I missed this."
"Me too," she gasped as his mouth wandered to her nipple, her hands fisting in his hair. "Oh, God, I missed you too."
The time for words was soon gone, however; Eren's sinful, sinful mouth traveled lower and lower until he was kissing at the insides of her thighs, parting them to access what lay between, and (Y/N) threw her head back as he spread her open with his hands and sucked brazenly at her clit.
How long he spent there, worshipping her sex, (Y/N) had no idea; all she knew was that she came once from his mouth on her and a second time from his fingers inside her, and when he finally, mercifully withdrew, she was broken down to the simplest parts of herself; there was nothing left but an affection so deep that it threatened to overtake her if she didn't let it out, and she did the only thing she knew to do to release the overwhelming pressure that was building in her chest as Eren pushed his big, veiny cock into her.
She told him what she should have said a long time ago.
"Oh, Eren," she gasped as his cockhead shoved deep inside her. "I love you."
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Eren went unnaturally still. He looked at her with pupils blown wide inside emerald eyes, and his fangs slightly distended; in any other situation, (Y/N) might have laughed at how surprised he seemed, but it seemed as though she were frozen in time, unable to do anything but stare earnestly up at them, hoping he understood how much she cared for him.
"You… what?"
"I love you," she repeated, her body moving without her permission to roll her hips up into him, moving his cock even further inside her. "Please, Eren, I need—"
He cut her off with a forceful, bruising kiss, and his hips started making slow, deep thrusts inside her, her legs hiked up over his shoulders.
"Again," he said against her lips."Say it again."
"I love you."
Another thrust or two, a hand circling her wounded throat.
"Again."
"I love you, Eren."
"Again."
This time, it was only a whisper.
"I love you," she said, and Eren began fucking her in earnest.
"You are so fucking beautiful," he told her as he thrust hard and deep inside her. "You're every man's dream, a nirvana the damned such as myself were never meant to reach. (Y/N), you are everything, and I—"
He seemed to choke on the words, and (Y/N) kissed him as he tried to regain his composure.
"I don't deserve you," he said, shaking with the force of their passion. "I don't deserve your love."
It's not about deserving, she wanted to say, It never was, but then she was coming again, her climax contracting her walls around her lover, and it was all she could do to remain conscious as Eren fucked her relentlessly through it all, chasing his own high.
It was only later, after a shower and something to eat that they finally spoke again. They were back in bed, and Eren's arm was wrapped around her, as though he were afraid to let her go for even a moment; truthfully, (Y/N) thought he was asleep, but then his breath tickled her ear as he said,
"I love you, angel."
And that, (Y/N) thought, had been worth it all, in the end.
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Eclipse
Izuku Midoriya x Reader
Word count: 2400
Warnings: none
(Quirkless AU)
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The fluffy haired boy had finally worked up the courage to ask you out, although he didn't tell you where you two would be going. He was so flustered when he asked you. His face was so red it looked like he was going to explode. He mixed up quite a few words too. Of course, you couldn't say no to those precious little eyes of his. If it wasn't for how bad you felt for him then you probably would've said no. You barely even knew him, but you knew it took him a lot of confidence to ask you out. Most of your friends had picked on you for saying yes.
Izuku was pretty shy and most definitely a nerd. His hair always looked like he just rolled out of bed. And, well, his fashion choices were.... okay. A couple people would pick on him sometimes, but not too often. You could tell he was pretty smart, but most of the time he seemed kinda awkward. As expected your friends would prefer you to go out with a popular boy that's on varsity teams and always pays attention to his looks. You would probably prefer that too, but you didn't want to hurt the little green haired boys feelings. You knew he was a pretty delicate boy.
A couple months ago your boyfriend had broken up with you. He had brown fluffy hair that always looked perfect and shining blue eyes. He was on the varsity football team of course too, his dad was the coach. He was nothing but perfect to you... well at least you thought. Your friend had set the two of you up at a football game several months ago in the fall. You liked him a lot especially because of how most girls were jealous you were dating him. It made you feel above everyone else. He was pretty nice but sometimes he would pick on other kids. Not harshly though. A couple months ago he had started to slowly ignore you. You took the hint and you haven't talked since. He found another girl. She was about 5'7 with beautiful long caramel hair. She had perfect skin and her body's curves were sure to make any boy swoon. Every time she walked past you could smell the sweet sent of expensive perfumes. She was any boys dream girl. The way he had just forgotten about you left a gaping hole in your heart. You're still not over him. His name just makes your stomach swirl in sickness.
Izuku Midoriya is smart enough not to go for bitchy popular girls, but he knew you were different. You were much nicer than the rest of them and he could tell you especially hated it when they picked on people like him. Sometimes it made you giggle though, which you felt wrong for doing. You didn't really act as cocky or stuck up as the rest of them either which confused him. He thought you were just absolutely stunning with that luscious h/c hair and those bright e/c eyes. During class he would always study your features in awe. He felt as if you were almost trapped in the world of popularity. He knew he could never get with someone that's friends with the populars, but he couldn't help but try.
It was a Saturday night and for the past half hour you had been working on getting ready. You were dressed in a comfy crew neck and a light colored skirt. You only had light makeup on, just some lipgloss and mascara, you didn't really need to impress the boy too much. You and your friends group chat was blowing up that night, they wouldn't stop teasing you about your little date. You ignored the messages, it annoyed you how petty they were sometimes, although you could agree with most of the things they were saying. You were startled as you heard a quiet knock on your front door.
"Sweetie! I think your somebody might be at the door!!!" Your mom said sweetly.
"Coming!" You yelled out from your room quickly finishing your mascara. You sighed and walked out of your room and to the front door. You slowly turned the door knob and opened it to the boy, as expected with his wild evergreen hair and his lazy outfit.
"Hi, y/n." He said almost shaking from nervousness.
"Hi!" You said with a smile. His cheeks were growing furiously red and he was trying his best to hide it. It made you giggle a bit.
"I'll be back Mom! Bye!!" You said as you quickly shut the door behind you.
"So, you never told me where we're going." You said trying to break the silence because you knew he was too scared to speak.
"Oh.. uh I thought we could go to one of my favorite places." He said shyly scratching the back of his neck.
"And where's that?" You asked curiously.
"It's a surprise." He said trying to hide his blushing face once again. He couldn't believe he was even talking to a girl like you.
"What's that you have?" You asked pointing to the long box in his hand. You really hoped he didn't get you a present. You already felt bad enough.
"You'll see." He said while starting to walk on the sidewalk.
"How long will it take to get there?" You questioned him.
"Only a few minutes." He said looking down at his feet.
You two silently walked along the sidewalk in the brisk night to your destination. It was pretty awkward but you dealt with it.
Finally you had arrived next to a cement wall. It didn't look too exciting. It was pretty confusing as to why he would bring you here. It looked like the outside of a dump.
"Here I'll help you over the wall." He said nervously.
"What? We're climbing that wall? I mean I don't usually scale walls on dates. You're nuts." You said sassily.
"Come on you can do it." He said trying to encourage you.
You ran up to the wall on your tip toes peering over it.
"Woah..." You said underneath your breath.
"Neat, right?" He said walking up next to you.
"What even is this place?" You said gazing over the wide field.
"It's the plane graveyard." He said trying not to sound too nerdy.
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(Here's some pics if you don't know what a plane graveyard looks like. It's basically where they bring a bunch of old planes from wars and stuff.)
He grabbed your waist gently and helped you over the wall. He was trying so hard for his face not to turn extremely red. He then jumped over the wall after you. He led you over to one of the planes, stroking it as he walked by.
"This is the real history, not the stuff we see in those history books." He said studying the plane.
"Wait, are these real bullet holes?" You asked closely examining the holes in the metal. He smiled at you, he didn't know you would actually find this interesting.
"Yep!" He responded, walking over to the next plane.
He dragged his hand along the wing of the next plane as he walked towards it. You tried to too but you couldn't reach since you were just a bit shorter than him.
"The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan." He said looking at the wreckage.
"They did a corrosion study on it... after 40 years at the bottom of the ocean this is all it rusted." He said focusing on the front of the plane.
"Our grandparents sure knew how to make stuff." He admired the plane with only a few spots of rust.
"H- how do you know all of this stuff?" You asked looking up at him.
"Well, a pilot from 44, came back a few weeks ago to look at this. He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day..." He replied while taking a few steps back to take in the sight of the whole plane.
You looked at him in shock. You knew he was smart, but you didn't know he knew all of this.
"Hey! come on." He said jumping into the plane.
"A- are you sure we're allowed to do that." You said starting to get nervous.
"Yeah, nobody ever comes here anyways." He said waving you over.
You sighed and jumped into the seat next to him.
He opened the slim box he had been lugging around, only to see a small telescope.
"Here." He said handing it to you.
You gently took the telescope into your hands. You looked up into the dark night sky through it.
"Oh my god... look at all those mountains up there." You said fascinated while studying the bright full moon through the telescope.
"And valleys, canyons, and planes..." He trailed on.
"What's that thing up there that looks like a... star sapphire? What's that?" You said studying the different sections of the full moon.
"An asteroid hit there... it made a crack in the moon 100 times the size of the grand canyon." He said looking over at your precious face.
"And... on the right is the sea of tranquility. The first space ship from earth landed there. The day I was born..." He said looking back up at the sky.
"That's why you're so into astrology, right?" You said passing the telescope back to him.
"Astronomy." He corrected you softly.
"No, well up there it's just a future world..." He said looking into the telescope.
"By the time I'm my Dads age, people will be living there, and working. Maybe even us..." He continued on, placing the telescope on his lap looking back into the shining stars.
(Queue music. I would suggest listening to Eclipse by Pink Floyd right now.)
You looked over at him and gazed into his dark green eyes. You couldn't help feel fascinated by the way he explained those things. You weren't much of a person to be interested in space, but there was something about the way he stated these things. Were you falling for some nerd you barely even knew? You questioned yourself. It couldn't be. But nobody had ever done something like this before for you. It was a whole new feeling. For sure your old boyfriend would've never gone out of his way to do something like this, let alone even know anything about astronomy.
You two sat in silence for a few minutes gazing up at the thousands of stars in the late sky. You looked over at him and smiled a bit. He jumped a little when he realized you were looking at him.
"Oh, sorry." You said looking away.
"The moon, it looks different now... It's not as mysterious or romantic." You said playing with your hair.
"Well I'm sorry I ruined it for you." He said quietly looking down to his feet.
"You didn't ruin it, you just changed it, I guess..." You said staring into the big moon.
"You know... I had never actually studied the sky like this. Because of you, I think I have a whole different perspective on it now..." You said still admiring the different sections of the starry sky.
"What do you mean by perspective..." He asked in shock. He didn't know he would have this much of an effect on you.
"Like, I didn't know there was so much to look at... It's actually pretty interesting." You said pointing to each star trying to count them.
He gently smiled at you.
"You're different." You said.
"W- what?" He said confused.
"All of my friends think you're just some little loser. They pick at you all the time. Before this I thought you were just some random nerd that cared way too much about school." You said with a saddened expression.
"Yeah... I know." He said looking down, scratching the back of his neck.
"You're not though..." You trailed on.
"W- what do you mean?" He stuttered.
"You're actually pretty interesting. Now that I realize it... there's a lot more to you than what people say. You're pretty cool, you know." You said looking down at your feet.
"Oh, I- I didn't know you thought I was c- cool..." He said still stuttering.
"Could you ever count how many stars there are up there?" You questioned him, changing the subject.
"No." He giggled at you.
"Actually, theres supposed to be a solar eclipse happening soon... maybe we could go see it." He said turning around to look at your e/c eyes.
"That sounds pretty intriguing... How about, make it a date." You said looking over at him. You were actually pretty interested in him. He was much more than you thought before. Your friends were all wrong. Even if he is just some nerd like they all say, he really knew how to make you feel... special.
His eyes had lit up from your response.
"Uh... yeah sure." He said rushing his words while looking away trying to hide his rosy cheeks.
"Oh my gosh... it's already 9..." You said while looking down at your watch.
"Wait... that's a pretty nice watch." He said looking over to see it.
"Oh yeah... it was my grandfathers. Actually he was in the Vietnam War." You said moving your finger around the rim of your watch.
"Well, he must of been a great man." He said while jumping out of the plane onto the dirt.
You two had walked home that night, holding hands, while still studying the night sky. That night he had changed your whole perceptive on humanity. From now on you wouldn't focus on what everyone else said about someone. If you wanted to know they type of person someone was you would get to know them, not base them off of what everyone else said. Although your friends weren't thrilled by the fact you were falling for the schools so called loser, he was nothing but perfect to you. That night Izuku Midoriya had faded all of the thoughts of your old boyfriend away. He was different from the other boys... in a good way.
AAAA okay that was kind of cheesy but I hope you liked it. :)
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Jimmy & Janis
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Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: I ain't checked Janis: Bummer Janis: no new nudes for me 💔 Jimmy: I'll streak through the party Jimmy: make an entrance Janis: 😂 Janis: Twat Janis: There's no pretending to be 😍 over public indecency Jimmy: try harder then, dickhead Jimmy: thought you were 🥇 Janis: I don't want everyone to reckon I'm actually derranged, like Janis: be normal, Taylor Jimmy: spoilsport Janis: you know, one of us has to Jimmy: I get it, you don't reckon you won't be overcome with lust at the sight of me actually naked Jimmy: head in the game, girl Janis: 'Course Janis: who wouldn't be Janis: turning it into a casual orgy Jimmy: Mia maybe Jimmy: You're more her type Janis: Ugh don't Janis: idk what her problem really is Janis: 'cept she wants to wear my skin Jimmy: she's jealous Janis: Nah Janis: she's an only child and her daddy gives her everything so she's rolling in it Jimmy: but 'til he gives her money for surgery you're prettier than her Jimmy: & now you've got me so 🗡 Janis: Don't fuck her, yeah? Janis: It must be how she gets her power 'cos she's got no interest in actually being with you, she just has a list of like every boy in Dublin or some shit she's working through Jimmy: even if she has surgery, I have standards, I told you Janis: Good Janis: even if you're a bit of a prick, hate to see you go like that Janis: 🐍 eat you when she's done Jimmy: I'd rather my 🍆 stays attached to me Jimmy: more use than my head Janis: What's more #bae Janis: agree or disagree? 🤔 Jimmy: take it to a twitter poll Janis: I think they've got a bias rn though, after that pic Janis: say something dead brainy, babe Jimmy: too northern for that Jimmy: do it for me & say I did Janis: It's weird when you're #humble Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: gonna fuck with you when you find out that's the real me Janis: Coulda kept that in the vault, I'd never know Jimmy: Like I said, you'd find out Janis: You not planning on deleting me when this is all over then? Jimmy: Probably but there's still this thing called IRL Jimmy: Can't bin school off yet Janis: Oh, where I'm at my most social, 'course Janis: you barely knew I existed 'til now I think we'll be fine 😏 Jimmy: Don't be gutted Jimmy: I know your name now & everything Janis: Yeah was so sat there praying for the day Janis: 🖕 Jimmy: 💕 Janis: what are you actually gonna wear Janis: not saying we should be THAT fake couple and co-ord but Jimmy: hadn't given it any real thought Jimmy: what's the party dress code in leprechaun land? Janis: depends who you are and who they are Janis: don't wanna be try hard Janis: probably can't show up in my gym clothes, though Jimmy: who am I & who are they, babe? Janis: you know who you are Janis: leather jackets ain't just for your baes, obviously Janis: idk who this kid is exactly but he lives in a normal neighbourhood so he's not like dead posh or anything Jimmy: there's your answer then Jimmy: easy 😍 Jimmy: only challenge is me finding the place Janis: I better hang about then after I've walked the dog Janis: probably more #goals to go together anyway Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: smoothie? Jimmy: You should eat so you don't get dead drunk again Janis: 'Scuse me Janis: I was not Jimmy: You were Jimmy: & don't bring a jacket so you can wear mine that's gotta be #goals Janis: Just mad it went unnoticed that I was in the dog walking 'gram Janis: too 💕 for them all, baby Jimmy: just don't get as pissed tonight Jimmy: you might let everyone know how you really feel Janis: You ain't my Dad Jimmy: Nah, I'm your fake boyfriend & I'd like it if you didn't out us Jimmy: that's it Janis: I'm not going to because I wasn't even drunk and I won't be tonight Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: if you're gonna chat shit, I've got work to do Janis: I don't wanna chat to you anyway if you're gonna be shady Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: Shady? Am I also slim 😂 Jimmy: top lingo, Janet Janis: 😒 you are that white Jimmy: take it up with my dad Janis: When can we have our first fake fight 'cos you're asking for it today, like Jimmy: a bit soon unless you wanna do a really hot makeup makeout Janis: Who'd want that? Janis: Shame Jimmy: the fans Janis: True Janis: but you said I've gotta show I can stand you when you ain't rocking my world so Jimmy: & you've gotta show you want me too more than just a once off Janis: Don't want much, do ya? Jimmy: It ain't about what I want Janis: You know what I mean Jimmy: I know you keep saying you'll do this easy Jimmy: So stop whinging Janis: I ain't Jimmy: 👍 Janis: you liked whelan's then, yeah Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: I'll probably go back Janis: good Janis: i knew you would, it's alright Jimmy: seeing as you know me so well you can find me a real girl to date when this is over Janis: ha Janis: jog on Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: go on Jimmy: it'd be a laugh to see who you'd pick if nowt else Janis: not a dyke, remember? Jimmy: didn't say you had to join in with us, did I? Janis: shut up Janis: what do i know about girls Janis: not a real one, am i Jimmy: what do you reckon you are then? My dream Jimmy: Piss off Janis: don't be stupid Jimmy: you're real Janis: You said it, not me Jimmy: What? Janis: 'you can find me a real girl to date' Jimmy: I meant a girl to not fake date Janis: whatever Jimmy: come on, Janis Janis: don't matter Janis: forget it Jimmy: don't wanna Janis: don't be a dick Janis: if you didn't mean it you didn't Jimmy: I'm not Jimmy: So don't you be a dickhead Janis: What the fuck have I done? Jimmy: acting shady Jimmy: to use your top lingo Janis: 😑 you clearly don't know what that means Jimmy: nah I don't Jimmy: it's bollocks Jimmy: reckon you made it up just then Janis: not that deep undercover than we need our own language Jimmy: good 'cause I ain't sure I'd keep up Jimmy: proper cryptic you Irish Janis: 🖕 Janis: how's that for cryptic? Janis: gobshite Jimmy: 😂 Janis: I'm not finding you a girlfriend Janis: Ruin your own life Jimmy: Alright, leave me to my own devices so I can find another girl who prefers old blokes Jimmy: on your head Janis: If it keeps you from becoming a baby daddy, aren't I doing you/the world a massive service, really, like Jimmy: if that keeps you warm, mate, tell yourself it Jimmy: I'll be shivering 'cause left out in the cold 🎻 Janis: Catch me and Pete laughing at you whilst we fuck on a huge pile of money in our mcmansion Janis: #thedream Jimmy: leave it out Jimmy: I've seen him concentrating when he makes a latte I don't need to think about his face when he's going at it Janis: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: get in his inbox to live that dream Janis: Can't be having my fake mans and real in the same place Janis: mixing business and pleasure always a no Jimmy: he won't say owt Jimmy: tell him you're down to cheat Janis: thanks for your permission 😂 Jimmy: don't care, do I? Jimmy: just keep it off the 'gram Janis: You might have endless faith in him but I don't Janis: everyone knows everyone's business around here 🙄 Jimmy: if you cheat I ain't lost owt Jimmy: go on Jimmy: save me a break up Janis: I don't think so Janis: I get to come out of this looking good, that was part of the deal Jimmy: We can change it easy Jimmy: & anyway who says pete ain't a trade up Janis: Nah Janis: Deal's a deal, I'm sticking to my side of it Jimmy: You've done it Jimmy: been proven those girls ain't my type Janis: If that was true we wouldn't be going tonight Janis: we ain't done here Jimmy: we ain't done for you Jimmy: but if you reckon you've got a better offer, take it Janis: Don't use this as an excuse Janis: you know I don't Jimmy: an excuse for what? Janis: For not wanting to help me out now we've sorted your side of it out Jimmy: I've said I'll do it Jimmy: like I said, not about what I want Janis: I know you don't want it alright Janis: it doesn't have to be much longer Jimmy: just don't fuck Pete Jimmy: I still have to work with him Jimmy: & I don't want the pisstake Janis: I'm not going to Janis: I've literally not spoken to him before Jimmy: then don't speak to him Janis: Um bit far, am I only allowed to order smoothies from you? Jimmy: CG isn't the only shit coffee shop around Jimmy: why come in after this? Janis: so I'm banned now, jesus Janis: fine Janis: I don't even drink coffee Jimmy: I can't ban you Jimmy: not the manager Janis: but you would if you could? Janis: well that's lovely Jimmy: so you would come in for coffee & a chat after I've fake dumped you? 👌 Janis: You're actually such a prick Janis: 1. I'M dumping YOU Janis: 2. You were actually serious that you're gonna delete me? Avoid me forever too? Very mature Jimmy: I'm gonna delete everyone Jimmy: not just you Jimmy: why do you care? like you said, didn't know each other existed before Janis: You're gonna have no friends, whole time you're here then Jimmy: hopefully Jimmy: what you're offering now, are you? Janis: no one good enough for you, yeah? Janis: not now I know Janis: don't worry Jimmy: you were the one warning me not to turn into 'em like a day ago Jimmy: didn't realise the real you was a cheerleader of leprechaun town Janis: Piss off Jimmy: that's the plan Jimmy: wear the uniform tonight though, the fans will love it Janis: It's going to take you ages you may as well try and tolerate it whilst you're here Jimmy: You don't have to outdo my dad on the fatherly advice Jimmy: not part of the deal Janis: Exactly, you're not gonna leave your brother and sister here Janis: so it's years, not months Jimmy: that's assuming any of us are gonna stay here Jimmy: he keeps jobs slightly longer than girlfriends but don't go mad, like Janis: Yeah great, hinge your masterplan on his lack of Janis: I hope it all works out for you, really Jimmy: I don't need a masterplan this is my real life not a fake dating plot Janis: Fuck you Janis: Act like it then, you live here right now, get over it Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: You've lived here longer Jimmy: where's your friends? Janis: What's it matter 'bout me? Jimmy: you're dishing it out like I gotta be living my best life Jimmy: sort yours Janis: Again, this isn't about me Janis: you're not me Jimmy: & you ain't me, sweetheart Jimmy: you don't know what I want so don't tell me Janis: Don't fucking talk to me like that Jimmy: likewise Janis: Fine, be miserable Janis: like you said, why do I care Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Fuck me knowing what you want, I hope you work it out Jimmy: I have Janis: Good for you Jimmy: dead patronising you Jimmy: Love that Janis: I'm not the one throwing out sweethearts like it's the 70s Jimmy: Nah, you're just the one judging me when all you know is my name basically Jimmy: starting to see your sister's POV now Jimmy: bit of a nightmare, aren't you? Janis: Go fuck her then Jimmy: I don't want to Jimmy: but tah for the permission Janis: Literally drop dead Janis: I never once judged you and it's fucking rich you taking issue when all you do is judge everyone here all the time Jimmy: just 'cause you're a girl don't mean you can talk me like that & then tell me how to talk to you Janis: like what Janis: you talk to me like a piece of shit Jimmy: 🖕 Janis: Great Janis: Bye Jimmy: not bye, see you in a bit Jimmy: unless you're bailing Janis: you reckon i'm in the party mood Janis: really Jimmy: not what I asked Jimmy: don't matter how you really feel, does it? Janis: you're a sociopath, awesome Jimmy: no idea Jimmy: but alright fuck the party, don't bother me Janis: nah, 'course, nothing does Jimmy: nowt that's any of your business Janis: 👍 Jimmy: 👌 Janis: I'll still walk the dog it isn't her fault Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you'll still need the keys Jimmy: won't throw 'em at you not very #goals Janis: I don't care anymore Janis: who am I impressing, like you said Jimmy: when? Janis: You know Janis: I've got no friends, I'm a nightmare Janis: 🎻 Janis: the list goes on Jimmy: that's not what they're seeing Jimmy: just me 🎻 Jimmy: you've impressed everyone else Janis: Please Janis: you're so smart now Jimmy: It don't take much Janis: Exactly Janis: Jig is probably up Jimmy: Bollocks Jimmy: you know it's working Janis: Yeah not now I hate you Jimmy: you didn't love me before Jimmy: but alright Jimmy: call it off Janis: I'm not coming out of this like this Janis: you don't have to see me Janis: I'll make it work myself Jimmy: 👌 Janis: just tell me how you wanna sound Jimmy: I don't care Jimmy: do it how you want Janis: is it wise to give me such free reign Janis: nightmare i am Jimmy: you heard me Jimmy: don't matter Janis: You reckon I shouldn't care? Jimmy: I'm saying I don't Janis: No one's judging you anyway Jimmy: feel free to change that Janis: I'm not that much of a bitch Janis: thanks Jimmy: not on the 'gram anyway Janis: Fuck you Janis: I was being nice Jimmy: 'til I told you not to fuck Pete Jimmy: If I knew that was the dealbreaker I wouldn't have said nowt Janis: No, 'til you asked me to find you a girlfriend, called me not a girl Janis: then fucking agreed with my sister Jimmy: I told you, I never said you weren't a girl Jimmy: & I weren't serious about the girlfriend thing Janis: Whatever Janis: I don't even know if that's his name so it isn't about that Jimmy: alright Janis: It ain't alright Janis: I wasn't serious either you didn't have to take it like that and make it into this thing Jimmy: I seriously don't want you to fuck my co-workers Jimmy: that's all I said Janis: I'm not going to! Janis: I don't even want to Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: don't matter now Janis: Why not Jimmy: 'cause this is finished Jimmy: we don't need to keep chatting 'bout it Janis: Why is it a problem if I'm not gonna do it Jimmy: it ain't Janis: Then stop being a dick Jimmy: You stop being a dick Janis: dickhead Jimmy: You're the dickhead Janis: Oh my God Janis: stop Jimmy: just break it off Jimmy: I've got work to do Janis: Come on Janis: you're really dedicated now you don't wanna talk to me Jimmy: why would I? Jimmy: if we aren't going to the party what is there to chat about? Janis: well we could Janis: but fine Jimmy: you don't wanna either Jimmy: you hate me now, remember? Janis: Well you never liked me apparently so can't be offended Jimmy: yeah I can Janis: It's not fair, that's bullshit Jimmy: you hating me is not the same as me not knowing you Janis: maybe i'm being slightly dramatic Jimmy: go for it Jimmy: like I said, don't matter Janis: No Janis: Shut up being annoying Janis: let's go to the party Jimmy: I don't reckon that's a good idea Janis: Why not Jimmy: not in the running for an oscar, are we? Janis: alright Janis: i'll go by myself i guess Jimmy: that's a worse idea Jimmy: get it together, Jasmine Janis: Why? Jimmy: You're a pisshead & you need me Janis: 😑 Janis: well then you have to come Janis: I'm going Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: when? Janis: Whenever you've done what you've gotta do at Home Janis: I'm already on the bus to get the keys Jimmy: I just have to get the bribes in Jimmy: come with Jimmy: we can get drinks for the party or whatever Janis: I get it, all the sugar Janis: alright Janis: just don't try to palm me off with alcopops Jimmy: piss off would I Jimmy: I don't hate you Janis: tah 😏 you do reckon I can't handle my drink though Janis: which is just untrue Jimmy: you couldn't Jimmy: that's all I've got to go off Jimmy: prove me wrong tonight if you're that mad 'bout it Janis: What did I do? Janis: because I have evidence of YOU licking MY face, thanks snapchat Jimmy: FOR snapchat Jimmy: you were being nice to me when the camera weren't on Janis: How dare I 🙄 Janis: make it sound like I was tryna jump you Jimmy: nowt like that Jimmy: you were just Jimmy: fuck knows, mate Janis: ominous Janis: maybe i won't drink Janis: fuck's sake Jimmy: challenge turned down? 👌 Janis: 😠 No Janis: you got me paranoid now though Jimmy: not trying to get in your head so I'll win or owt Jimmy: nah Janis: 😒 Jimmy: for real though that weren't how I wanted that to sound Jimmy: it was fun Jimmy: you weren't a total dickhead like usual, that's it Janis: so what you're really saying is Janis: I should make a habit of it? Janis: cool Janis: I thought you meant I was white girl wasted then I'd have to kms, obviously Jimmy: I'm saying if I were gonna hate you, I couldn't then 'cause you were alright Jimmy: calm down Janis: Awh babe Jimmy: what the fuck is white girl wasted? Janis: If Gracie or any of her mates are at this party, hopefully not, you'll get to see Janis: the girls who are screaming 'this is my song!' to every other shit song Janis: and lose their shoes and shit and end up sobbing hysterically on a poor bouncer or something Jimmy: that don't exist up north, lasses drink like lads Jimmy: I'll have to take you Jimmy: learn something, Jemima Janis: you can't say the north has a better drinking  culture than ireland Janis: that's literally all we're known for excuse you Jimmy: I reckon I just did Jimmy: am I gonna get cursed now? Janis: Think you're gonna get deported so you'll be buzzin' on that Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: they aren't gonna be at the party are they? Janis: Nah, would've seen all the annoying getting ready and pre-drinks stories by now Jimmy: thank feck as you 🍀 say Jimmy: fun as it'd be to get that angry vein going in Mia's head again Janis: Please never say that again but do 'cos I wanna hear wtf it'd sound like in your accent 😂 Janis: she's DYING for round two Jimmy: I'll whisper it in your ear later if you pretend I'm saying something #goals Janis: Deal Jimmy: Just don't piss yourself laughing I don't need everyone reckoning my chat is that bad Janis: 🎭 Janis: I'll be so into it it'll be awkward for everyone else Janis: 💪 Jimmy: yeah alright Jane fonda just try & look like you're dying for round two 😍💕 Jimmy: maybe there'll be a room we can fake fuck in Janis: What are house parties for Janis: besides easier underage drinking, obviously Jimmy: as long as Mia ain't there to listen at the door Janis: I refuse to fake an orgasm for her the cunt you'd have to actually just fuck me Jimmy: I'll just take you home if she shows up Jimmy: pretend like I'm anti-fucking in strangers houses Jimmy: like its a northern thing or summat Janis: 😂 Polite, very anti-you Janis: but it works Jimmy: there's only so much convincing fakery I could let you do before it'd just sound hot Jimmy: not part of the deal for me to be into it Janis: Yeah Janis: Only human Jimmy: 🐍 quota in these parts is full Janis: Truly Janis: Don't tell Paddy, he'll be fuming Jimmy: 🤞 Jimmy: better get more smokes if you're sharing Jimmy: remind me Janis: Should get my own, least pay you half Jimmy: call it my being a dickhead tax Jimmy: besides, people were into it Jimmy: new #goals Janis: You make it look good Janis: no one needs to know you get out of breath on a dog walk Jimmy: you give then you take away Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: next time tweet the first bit & leave off the second Janis: I already did that story, no caption necessary Janis: can't have you thinking I'm too nice again and going weird on me Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: Are we meant to do getting ready snaps or are you not white enough? Janis: God no Janis: 'less we're being all extra about how much we don't wanna leave bed, like Jimmy: we could Jimmy: I zip up your...dress? but you take off my shirt Jimmy: make it sexy Jimmy: 😂 Janis: 😂 Janis: this is just going to get confusing Janis: end up leaving half undressed but not in the intentional way Jimmy: no then? Janis: nah, we can Janis: means having to take less there so we can lowkey have a decent time still Jimmy: almost like you now Jimmy: 'cause that's a top plan Janis: Gimme time Janis: not a fan of almosts like go all in and hate me or you know Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: what are you wearing not heavy breathing way? Jimmy: in a* Janis: Thanks for clarifying Janis: I put a few options in my bag, I'd ask a girl but you know Janis: You'll have to do Jimmy: I am out of breath but 🚬 not burning desire Jimmy: piss off I'm better Jimmy: I'll tell you what looks hot Jimmy: 😍 not bitchy side eye Janis: #truelove Janis: #lastsalifetime #inyourlungs Janis: Good, can always get that from your sister if I'm missing it Jimmy: You're getting too decent at #s gonna have to dump you 💔 Janis: #damn Jimmy: Stop Janis: #gonnamissmewhenimgone Jimmy: #Janis please Jimmy: if you make me laugh I could keel over 🚬 remember Janis: When bae calls you a health risk 😍 Jimmy: #goals right Jimmy: love you so much its gonna kill me Janis: mhmm Janis: i told ya, just got the organ wrong Janis: no 💔 going for the lungs Jimmy: just leave my 🍆 out of it & like my head I ain't too concerned Jimmy: least I got a pair of lungs Janis: are you saying i have 🍆 envy Janis: cos that's even older than the dyke line tbh i expect better from you Jimmy: let me know when I streak through the party Janis: 😂 Janis: Will do Jimmy: don't say nowt if you don't 'cause 💔 Jimmy: it ain't my party to cry at Janis: Poor boy Janis: Just tryna seem nonchalant 'cos already meant to have seen it, duh Jimmy: try & seem 😍 like you can't get enough of it though Jimmy: tah very much Janis: Okay you want drooling Janis: got it Jimmy: if you can Janis: Don't doubt me, just your ability to bring it Janis: kinda cold Jimmy: where I'm from this is summer temps Jimmy: don't worry 'bout me, girl Janis: Then we won't have a problem Jimmy: nah Jimmy: & if anyone asks, I'm thinking 'bout you #muse Janis: I think they'll have more pressing questions Janis: like, what the fuck? Jimmy: that's how it is in 🍀 Jimmy: boring feckers Janis: 😂 Janis: maybe after you've been there and had a few Jimmy: I won't find them boring? Jimmy: or I will Janis: saying you taking your kit off would be craic and not a sign of something wrong Janis: they'll still be pretty dry Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: can I leave here yet? it's rivaling in the boredom stakes Jimmy: come back Mia, some mildly annoying shit you've done is forgiven Jimmy: nowt else Janis: Shh Janis: come meet me off bus Janis: #romance Jimmy: alright Jimmy: you sold it to me Janis: 💕 Soft Jimmy: give me the kiss of life if I look like I'm going Jimmy: 'cause you know I'll 🚬 & walk Janis: 😏 Janis: Giving the OAPs on here a show Jimmy: love our new audience 💕 Janis: always a bitchy one though, i 👀 you grandmia Jimmy: probably is her nan Jimmy: does she have a face like 🍋 Janis: Chewing wasps forreal Janis: though I think Mia just rose up from the pits of hell by herself so Jimmy: get her number for my ex Janis: 😂 Janis: so thoughtful Jimmy: her status updates have been harrowing mate Jimmy: reckon Barry's playing away 💔🎻 Janis: Oh no Janis: typical Barry move Jimmy: Yeah Jimmy: near end of life crisis Janis: Stop making me laugh I'm getting looks Jimmy: payback for before when you near ended my life Jimmy: could be worse least I'm not turning you on with the mention of him Janis: War flashbacks, like Jimmy: you got it, JoJo Janis: 💔 Janis: I don't get it but you do you Janis: true love and all that, I guess Jimmy: You don't get wanting to fuck an old bloke? Jimmy: Me either Janis: 😏 OMG we get it, you're straight Janis: it's me they got the questions about, not you Jimmy: so far Jimmy: but Pete is gonna need consoling for his 💔 Janis: 🙄 don't drag me into this Janis: find yourself a girl and him a mans Jimmy: so nah to the threesome? 👌 I'll let him know Janis: You don't wanna see his cum face Jimmy: I'll look at the back of his head Janis: Alright, glad you've worked out the logistics Janis: be rude to make him stay under the pillow Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: in or out? Janis: whey Janis: long as it don't count 'cos threeways don't Jimmy: 'course Janis: 👍 Jimmy: #romance Janis: you know it Janis: real test faking it to that level, no matter how thick he is Jimmy: 🥇 Jimmy: we've got this baby 💕 Janis: Poor Pete Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: you see me yet? Janis: Hold on, lemme try and remember what you look like Jimmy: You ain't that good at faking it, Justine Jimmy: #unforgettable Janis: You'll be huffy when you find me chatting to the wrong white boy Jimmy: Nah I'll just smack him Jimmy: #goals like Janis: 😏 Janis: There you are Jimmy: 😘
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Senior Year: Chapter 2
Chapter 2
"How many times do you think she's going to flip her weave?" I asked Kiara. We were walking to class "with" Tyler and the she-devil. They were ahead of us in their own little world of weave flipping and exaggerated facial expressions.
"Maybe 50 most likely 30 if we're lucky." We both rolled our eyes.
"How long have you liked Tyler?" Kiara asked.
"Hahaha cute. Since......never!" I laughed. " What would make you think that?"
"Um, the way you look at him like he's the last piece of cheesecake in the world. The way you look at Mariah like she's the one who took the last piece of cheesecake."
"I do not! That's not jealousy! That's pure hatred! You need to get your eyes checked." I scoffed.
"Don't you dare lie! I know you do! You hate Mariah 98% because she's a terrible person, and 2% because she's with Tyler and you wish it was you!"
"Um, not true. What is true is that I do like Tyler as a FRIEND, a BROTHER! I don't like that she's with him because he deserves better. Isn't that obvious?"
"That you like him, yes.To people that know you, yes. To people who don't know you, yes."
"I dont know what you're talking about but I do have a class to go to."
"Don't pretend like you don't know. You know you like him."
"I DO NOT LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!" I shouted. A couple people turned around, luckily Tyler and Mariah were still in their own world.
"See what you do?"
"No. You're in denial, you're in denial!"
"Nope!!!!!"
"Whatever."
"Whatever."
"I'm not even giving up until you admit it."
"Guess you'll spend the rest of your life doing this, then. As much as I'd like to further debate the matter I have a class good day now!" I said running into the class just as the bell rang.
"YOU'LL ADMIT IT EVENTUALLY!!!!"
"NOPE!!!" I yelled back. I made my way to my seat. And unfortunately looked up just in time to watch as Tyler and Mariah kiss. Yuck. He walked in and sat down next to me.
"Hey budddddyyyyy." He said.
"Hi."
"Wow please contain your enthusiasm, it's getting to be too much!"
"I'm in math class, I have no enthusiasm."
"Well then, Ms. RayOfSunshine!"
"I feel like you want something from me....."
"Indeed I do. I'm in some serious shit."
"Aren't you always?"
"That's beside the point. Anyway, Mariah is expecting an amazing date tonight and I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do." He said. I had to fight the urge to roll my eyes. I REALLY can't stand her.
"Give her an amazing date? I don't know what you want from me."
"Please please help meeeeee. She will kill me if it's not perfect! Come on you're a female, she's a female. You have to have some type of idea." He gave me his stupidly cute hopeful grin.
"Fine, what does she like? What did you do for your last date and did she like it?" I said sighing.
"We went shopping and she loved it and she likes shopping." Again I tried not to roll my eyes, of course she liked shopping, of course.
"Well where did you-"
"Attention Class! Take out your worksheets from last night we are going to go over them right now, please." Said our teacher Ms. Rosenstein. I went to go pull out my homework that I probably did completely wrong and when I looked up at my desk Tyler had passed me a note.
"Really Ty? Really? How desperate are you?"
"VERY!"
I rolled my eyes and scribbled on the paper.
where did you take her last time?
Some mall she wanted to go to. she mentioned some other mall today shore hills or something.
I read it then started to think. He's an idiot it's Short Hills Mall and super expensive.
How much money do you have? I wrote and passed it back.
I don't know enough I hope like 150. I Can borrow some from my brother
Borrow some from your brother take her to SHORT HILLS MALL then take her to one of their "casual restaurants" then BOOM you got a date. P.s.it's Hella expensive!!!!!!! :-)
I wrote and passed it back. Then turned my attention back to math. We we're doing some crazy x over y divide by the radical ridiculousness. Tyler tapped me
"Thank you I love you so much!" He whispered with his hand on my shoulder."
"I know you do. I am me afterall."
"Seriously thanks you're a lifesaver! You're amazing."
I smiled and said "You're not too bad yourself, Ty."
We went back to x over y divide by the radical crap.
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Thirty minutes later as soon as the bell rang guess who I saw? If you guessed phony and annoying weave flipper then you guessed right.
"Oh sweetie there you arrrrreeeee!" Her annoying PHONY high pitched voice screeched. I didn't even try to stop my eyes from rolling, I swear her voice make me want to stab my ears out.
"Hey baby. You're looking hot today." More like basic I thought. She really wasn't that cute. She was a couple inches shorter than Tyler who is 6'0. She had very light mocha brown skin. And her weave was dark brown at the roots and slowly turned blonde. I won't lie she was pretty but there wasn't much to her other than that.
"Oh thanks baby. How's my hair?"
"Great."
"Just great? I thought it was at least gorgeous."
"I hate to interrupt the love fest going on here but are we going to lunch or?" I said.
"Oh Jaleia, there you go again, still here. How about YOU walk away and we'll catch up, yeah?" Said Mariah.
"Yeah, I'm not in kindergarten so no need to talk to me like I am. I'll be at lunch. Bye Tyler. BYE Mariah." I said walking away. She makes sick. Like puke, vomit, and bodily fluids. I started walking to the cafeteria, I stopped at my locker. Once I got there I stood at the front of our table. Mariah and Tyler had already gotten there Mariah was sitting in my seat but I ignored her.
"Sup." Said Tyler who was the first to notice my presence.
"Hey Ty." I said. I cleared my throat and spoke in a loud voice.
"Attention table of mis amigos. My birthday is in one week shortly before the dance. This has been your warning."
"I think we all got the text reminder and other not subtle hints." Said Kiara.
"That means I'm doing my job and you will never forget my birthday!" I replied.
"That's cute that you have to remind your friends to remember your birthday. You'd think that they would care enough to remember, but I guess not." Said Mariah. She fake smiled at me.
I smiled back and said "That's cute that you think that you have friends or that they'd care about your birthday."
She glared at me and I have her my "bring it beeyotch" look. She looked at Tyler with puppy dog eyes and whined "she's being rude to me again, baby."
"I thought they taught people to stop whining in like kindergarten but I guess not." I said to Kiara.
"Jaleia that was so uncalled for, can we just be nice for once?" Said Tyler.
"I was telling the truth, number one. Number two, I didn't start anything. If you can't handle the heat stay out the kitchen." I said.
"Seriously!" Said Tyler.
"Watch it pretty boy" I said.
"So where's Jesse?" asked Robyn.
"He's writing said he got inspired and had to write it down right away." Said Tyler. Jesse was super musically  talented. He played five instruments, sang, wrote songs. He wants to work in the music business one day. I hadn't heard many of his songs but the ones I have heard were pretty deep. He likes to be alone when he writes, he even has special pens and notebooks for songs and he hardly lets anyone see them.
"Can't wait to hear it." Said Kiara. Mariah's face turned bitter for a moment.
"Well it's nice to get a break from people every once and a while" she said. She didn't like him because he was one of the only guys who weren't impressed by her looks. And didn't try to hide it.
"So when do we get our break from you?" Robyn asked.
Mariah laughed and said "You're so funny!"
"That wasn't a joke but okay." Robyn said. I started laughing. Mariah was glaring at me.
The bell rang and we all got up to leave.
"Bye peeps!" I said. We all split in different directions. Except for me and Tyler, we both had the same gym period.
"Can you try to be nicer Mariah she didn't feel like you like her?" He said.
That's because I don't.
"Yeah well I'm trying, sometimes she does not make it easy." I said.
"I know she is kinda over the top but she's really sweet when you get to know her,I promise."
I doubt that Tyler, I really do.
"I'll give her a chance, okay?"I said.
"Thanks."
"Whatever."
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Later that night before I went to take a nap my phone vibrated.
I Looked at the screen.
Text From TylerBaeRules:
Great idea she loved it. Thanx :-)
Something panged in my chest as I read those words. I was glad it went well, I really was. I just wished that Tyler realized how terrible she really is and that he would be with someone else better. I don't know why she bugs me so much but she does. Everyone thinks it's because I'm in love with Tyler but that's not true at all. I've managed to get along with all of his past girlfriends. Sure I might be a little disappointed that Mariah takes up most of his time so we don't have time to hang out like we used to but its not because I'm in love with him. Its because he's my best friend and I kinda miss spending time with him. I sighed and flopped on my bed.
Text To TylerBaeRules:
no prob. Anytime, glad you had a great time! :-)
Text From TylerBaeRules:
G2g at her house ;-)
Text To TylerBaeRules:
Eww.....bye!
Text From TylerBaeRules:
Prude! Don't be mad......
Text To TylerBaeRules:
YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! :-[
He didnt respond. Two seconds later I got another text.
Text From KiaraBestie:
I know you like him.
Text To: KiaraBestie
What's in the past is in the past.
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