#i just. blorbos

[synonymroll648]

deep down in my soul, i know that if sophie ever introduced keefe and fitz to them, keefe would want to play uno immediately and fitz would want to play chess and sophie would look at their puppy eyes and just. relent. give in. and go screw it, i’ll play you both at the same time. and then she would either destroy them both, die of panic because brains aren’t designed to multitask well, or both. and then her boys would want to swap games over and over and she’d indulge them just for one night in a pillow fort with all their stuffed animals or something

#fitz would be super competitive and keefe would ask silly questions and distract her #and she loves them both but. jesus christ they're difficult on purpose sometimes #they back down when she's getting a little too stressed out but they like to tease #also i would like you guys to know that playing chess and uno at the same time is called chuno. hope that helps #i've had an anon talk to me about sokeefitz game night in the healing center once and. yeah man they deserved that #maybe i'll write a fic about it at some point. we'll see #rn my fic writing queue is loaded and taking its sweet sweet time to get through ;-; #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sokeefitz #sophie foster #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #this whole post is so self indulgement omg #i just. blorbos

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

#peach rambles #you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about #hall of fame i guess #i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts #to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’ #yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[clay-pidgeon]

“we need more evil female characters” you guys cant even handle a traumatized teenage girl making a mistake

#this is about a lot of characters #so im not gonna tag them #also someones DEFINITELY made this post before #i just #whats wrong with you guys #krill chirps #my stuff #neways you are encouraged to blorbo tag this

[wolfythewitch]

Jon sketch

#I should save it as an actual photo but idk I like this crop LMAO #art #sketch #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #no better way to stave off an impending breakdown than drawing a blorbo I suppose #that’s the most his facial hair can grow it just stops at that #his genes won’t allow for more

[mintaikcorpse]

Enjoy Blake Roman shipping Huskerdust

#i relate to him bcuz i too want to become a voice actor just so i can voice my favorite blorbos and talk about them #and then say my headcanons about them which can now be read as semi-canon because I AM THE VA #AND WHAT I SAY SEMI-GOES #blake roman #huskerdust #hazbin hotel husk #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk #hazbin hotel

[devildaisies]

i have this npc named au'liver who runs a dimension-hopping magic shop that i put in every single campaign because I love him and logically it tracks that I can do that.

i named him au'liver because i'd been dogsitting my brother's dog oliver the week before i made him up on the spot while dming a game

a few sessions later, my player, teiani, pointed out that he was "au'liver the place" which was like. jawdrop. not intentional but so good. so he became au'liver l'place.

few years and a few campaigns later, that same friends talking to me about dnd and she refered to my games as the au'liverse. i cant stop thinking about that

#its his worlds we're just living in them #i dont use the word blorbo lightly but literally blorbo from my games

[aliencatart]

a summary of mochi mayhem minus the mochi mayhem

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #mochi mayhem #trainer arven #trainer kieran #trainer juliana #generation 9 #comic #my art #i just love arven and kieran's quick frienship sm #really wish we got to see more with all the others too aside from the coach dialogues #grr i hate you 'several days later' timeskip #just let me live them and hang out with my friends!! #btw kieran is so fun draw #>new purple(ish) blorbo to draw endlessly has been unlocked

[anglerflsh]

"people didn't get canceled before these sjw" Dante put all the people he disliked in literal hell

#[.txt] #we're at paradiso now because i finished inferno and purgatorio in the last school years and. Babygirl stop staring at your wife in awe #no but it's. it's so fun to read. Blorbo from 1300s #i wish i could meet Dante he's a bit of a bestie to me. Wrote what is now the general consensum for hell and purgatory and paradise #and explicitly said in the beginning of Paradiso that he was just a spark and hoped better flames would grow after him. girl... girl. #i'm normal about historical figures trust me #divina commedia #<-se diventa un post con più di mille note ci finisco io all'inferno

[hannikin-grahamkin]

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

#hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #hannibal #this is applicable to many pairings so pls feel free to blorbo tag #this is just a thought i had while making up witty banter for a fanfic #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal the cannibal #i hate to say it but #drarry #draco malfoy #harry Potter #listen i hate her just as much as most trans people but the fanfiction is fair game #enemies to lovers #enemies with benefits #enemies to friends trope #nygmobblepot #idk how i didn't think of them #my loves #edward nygma #oswald copplepot #batjokes #bruce wayne #joker

[abyssal-glory]

I love you angry characters I love you revenge arcs I love you protagonists who kill people and don’t feel bad about it I love you manipulative heroes I love you gray morals I love you terrifying protagonists I love you characters who hold boiling grudges I love you characters who reveal that their perceived harmlessness was just patience the whole time I love you stories about atonement and rage and vengeance that don’t end in forgiveness or guilt I love you stories that explore the healing power of incandescent rage

#my blorbos have been Themed lately #i love you meme #nox talks #this is at least partially abt nie huaisang yes. but also just these things in general #time travel aus are also big purveyors of these kinds of protagonists

[retquits]

a proposition for you ... [steeples fingers] stardew valley photocards ..............

#my art #WIP #stardew valley #sdv alex #stardew fanart #delete later? #again i don't normally post wips to tumblr but ... i'm curious if this would appeal to literally anyone other than me #personally i just NEED to carry my blorbos around with me. insatiably

[mearchy]

Fox's reports are the most sardonic, passive aggressive reports anyone in the Senate Security Office has ever read. But they have to accept them because they are all technically by-the-book correct and unnervingly thorough, and nobody can find fault with them as hard as they try. The less caf he has had, the worse it is. He goes from "As per Coruscant Guard records..." and "As all Senate employees are aware..."

to "As one might be able to assume by means of basic observation and an approximately swamp-rat level of intelligence-" and "To elaborate on that, as one is required by Report Administration Regulation Clause 365:1a to do, despite a statistically proven decline in reading comprehension among government employees-*"

My man is hitting the keys one by one so hard his keypad breaks. He's got reflexive tears of manic rage in his eyes. He's imbuing his incident reports with so much hysteria the next Jedi who comes into contact with them gets a headache. Free him

*he has a source for this, by the way. Fox includes citations in his reports like a maniac. Like Cody. This is because if he has to countenance one more follow-up email than is necessary he will brain himself against the desk. He will commit lobotomy by pencil. Just you try and fucking stop him, Thorn.

#can you guys tell that i just finished submitting a stack of papers #which i completed in a state of such intense aggravation i was nearly crying #sorry to the seminar leader receiving the paper that says somewhere in it #“there are no meaningful points to elaborate on #as they were not included in the text" #i let my temper get the better of me. #on the bright side its time to project onto the blorbo #fox #commander fox #cc 1010 #coruscant guard #tcw #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #marshall commander fox #tcw headcanons #the clone wars headcanons #mine #commander thorn #coruscant guard headcanons #clones #clone troopers

[spicyraeman]

ty @capriclonus for influencing my daily sketch with this post

#look i love putting my blorbos in stupid shirts #I just couldn't resist

[zfedraws]

I am normal about my tav <—- lying

#art #doodle #my art #fanart #bg3 tav #bg3 #gale x tav #Tara #baldur's gate 3 #unwell behavior #hhehehehehehehehehehe #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #tara scritchy face #if you please #i do this with every blorbo I get #bg3 is just very open about posting it so I’ll do it too #ocxcanon keeps me sane