#i thought it was boring but umm hellooo....

[parcequecestnotreprojeeeet]

Hello! It's Winter!!! ... Just... keep reading. Don't panic

HOTEL ROOM

His stomach rumbled as he waited for room service to deliver his cheeseburger and fries. He was spending another boring night in a hotel room without his wife. He had not heard from her in the last hour, so he assumed she was already asleep. 

Emmanuel took a seat on the bed, turning on the television. Unfortunately, it seemed like the channels were taunting him with endless food commercials. He groaned and turned it off. 

Finally, his food had arrived. He leaped off the bed to answer the door. 

“Bonjour!” A gorgeous brunette stood in the doorway holding a large leather tote bag in her right hand. 

He was disappointed when he didn’t see his food. However, his eyes did a full body scan of the goddess in front of him, soaking in her timeless beauty. 

“May I come in?” She asked, biting her bottom lip. Emmanuel was overwhelmed when this woman stared deep into his soul with her bright blue eyes. It wasn’t just the eyes (although, they were piercing) but her overall appearance. She had long, chocolate brown hair, a fit body, and legs for days. 

“Umm… why?” Emmanuel was cautious and rightfully suspicious. There would be no witnesses if this vixen tried something in the room. If she ran to the media with allegations, it would be his word against hers. He had big dreams of becoming President in a few months, and a scandal like this would damage and tarnish his reputation. He thought about Brigitte. No…he would get rid of this woman right away.  

“I was hoping we could talk.” The woman confessed. 

“About what? I don’t even know who you are. For starters, what’s your name?” Emmanuel asked. There was no denying she was beautiful. Stunning, in fact. Blondes were more his type, but this dark-haired woman was special. Maybe it was the way the hallway lights made her eyes sparkle like diamonds. 

She was shy as she introduced herself. She told him her name was Carla and that her husband had recently left her for another woman. By the time she finished her story, Emmanuel was crying. She was helpless with absolutely nowhere to go. He thought about his wife, and how devastated he would be if she left him. He couldn’t fathom that type of pain. 

Against his better judgment, he allowed Carla inside his suite. He pointed to the bathroom, offering her a hot shower if she needed it. 

“Thank you, I’ll take you up on your generous offer.” Carla warmly smiled, heading toward the bathroom with her tote bag. 

Emmanuel knew his wife trusted him, but if the tables were turned he’d be livid if Brigitte invited a random man into her hotel room. Overall, it was a risky situation with potentially terrible outcomes. 

Suddenly, the water stopped and the bathroom door burst open. 

“Carla!! Where are your clothes?” He ripped the sheets off the bed, and quickly covered her soaking-wet body. “You can’t walk around naked!” 

Using all her strength, she shoved him into a chair and crawled onto his lap. Next, she pinned his wrists down, trapping him beneath her. 

Her mouth was all over his face, spreading kisses on his lips, chin and neck. 

“No! I’m married!” Emmanuel pleaded. “I can’t do this to my wife!” 

Ignoring his pleas to stop, she yanked his pants and boxers down to his knees, thankful there were no buttons or zippers.  

“You’re bigger than I thought,” she confessed, working her hand up his semi-hard shaft. “Let me take care of you tonight.” 

When she licked his neck, he gently grabbed her shoulders. 

“This doesn’t feel right! I’m sorry, I’m sorry. The wig is throwing me off, chérie.”  

Brigitte tossed the brown wig across the room. “It’s gone now. May I continue?” 

Emmanuel took a deep breath and stroked his wife’s real, blonde hair. The hair he loved so much. 

“Okay, continue.” He sat back to enjoy the pleasure.  

She felt relief knowing he was faithful and partial to blondes. 

Well, one blonde. 

Hellooo Winter! ❤️

Brigittaaaaaaaa send help 😂😂😂

You did say “don’t panic” but I was still reading and thinking what on earth was going on 😅 “The wig is throwing me off cherie” hahahahaha I screamed 😭😭

I don’t know how you come up with these ideas but I love it and they make me laugh so much 😂

Thank you so much, Winter! ❤️❤️❤️

#fanfic #winter

[dykefever]

thoughts on jegulus ? <3

hellooo umm!!! this got unforgivably long and i’m not sure it makes much sense but it’s all under the cut x

i have written them as a side pairing before (really their relationship is v important to the plot of here we are, again) and i had a lot of fun i won’t lie! we have very little canon information on either of them and in particular regulus but there are bits that make the idea of them interesting to me!! however i don’t really see how they could’ve dated at hogwarts AND that james would have kept that a secret from sirius?? that seems insane to me given their relationship.

sirius and regulus as a brothers dynamic i think is deeply interesting to unpick and i really enjoy exploring that relationship in my own writing! i tend to agree with how it was depicted in the nothing left series on ao3 and then in turn how james also wants to some degree save/help regulus from that household as he has done with sirius. and that’s where his investment begins (and perhaps, ends, for many people lol) but i simply cannot see them together in hogwarts when regulus is sinking deeper into fascism because that is so deeply against all of james’s beliefs and what makes him such a Good character, he would in my opinion find it abhorrent to be with someone that held those beliefs. HOWEVER! in my fanon-ish view of regulus i can see him being drawn to the goodness in james and james wanting to unpick all regulus’s defences etc etc (in some kind of au)

with regards to regulus’s character i agree a lot with what ridi says and just am so bored of the uwu-ification of him and being a knock-off remus character! that’s so boring! like, it’s exceedingly interesting to me to explore how someone comes to fascism and begins following a fascist leader, and then how they come to resist that and risk their life in such a way to stop that leader than whatever seems to often happen with regulus where they make him somehow a Total Good Guy with no agency in the process. okay and final words! i was kind of into the idea of jegulus when it first started gaining traction but whatever the fuck happened and is still happening in the fandom really puts me off reading and/or engaging in the fic! there seems to be such strict ideas of how regulus and james can be written that feels worlds away from how i see them and write them. everyone is really intense about it all and it’s just! not for me! i prefer my little corner of the r/s fandom

but long and short of it: i can enjoy them together, there’s just caveats to that :-)

#this is sooo long and only sort of about jegulus i’m so sorry !! #i also feel perhaps. people should understand fascism more before writing the kind of fics they do . esp when it comes to regulus #but anyway these are not all my thoughts but um yeah!!! #this isn’t a complete hate of jegulus i do enjoy them and can find them interesting !!! but yeah just lots… around it that frustrate me #rollercoasterwords aka rae aka loveliest person ever wrote about the issues in the jeglus fandom so check that out ! i think it explained #my thoughts i have had on it too!! #ask game

[sixce]

god nostalgic night is sooo good i cant believe i ever thought this song was trash

#cin.txt #i thought it was boring but umm hellooo.... #its SOOO #im gonna zone out listening to it rn #so good #the vocals CHANS VOCALS #the soft echoey drums in the prechorus..... #the repeating soft strings playing..... #the overall dreamy vibe of the song.... #the surrealness... #the sense of loss....

[tellatennie]

Denki Kaminari x Female!Reader

Warnings: Rough kissing??

I wrote this a while ago xD And someone requested to be put in it then so thats who Lizzie is because FAN SERVICE 

Stupid party. I hate this

I sighed as I stood in my friends room, glaring at my reflection in the mirror. She was having a huge party downstairs and had forced me into a dress that she bought me. 

”I look. Just....why?” She popped her head in through the doorway. “Oh my GOD YOU LOOK SO CUTEEEE” She squealed and ran into the room and circled me and hugged me. I stepped back and looked at her.

”Oh my gosh Lizzy you look so nice!” she gushed at me “Thanks (Y/N)! You think Katsuki will like it?” I nodded and she squealed.

She look my bun out and started to curl my hair, being careful to not burn me. 

“Yknow, Denki will love that dress on you.” She smirked at my flushing face. It was pretty obvious to everyone that I had a crush on him, and they would tell me he liked me back but I never believed them. 

“Sh-Shut up.” She giggles and when she finished my hair and took a step back and smiled at me. Someone cleared their throat from the door way and she let out a small shriek. We turned around to see Katsuki standing at the door. When he saw her he straightened up and flushed slightly. 

“Y-You look nice” She laughed and walked near him. “Did my Katsuki just stutter?” He grumbled and walked away, mumbling something into her ear. She giggled and pranced back to me and picked up a rose from her desk and placed it in my hair. She grabbed my shoulders and looked at me. 

“Listen to me (Y/N). Tonight is the night you are going to be the most vibrant girl in the room. Denki is going to see you and explode at your sexiness” I raised an eyebrow at her. 

“Should I be worried that your calling me sexy?” She pinched my cheek before smacking it slightly and walked to the door, glancing over her shoulder “Come down when your ready”  **** (Denki Pov)

I sighed, getting myself more of the fruit punch Lizzy had most likely spiked with vodka. I looked around the enormous living room, my eyes scanning for a certain brown haired girl. I saw Lizzy walk down the her I sped walked to her, tossing my arm around her shoulder. "Heyy Lizzy" She raised an eyebrow at me and smiled "Hi Denki, do you need something?" My face started to heat up slightly "umm well I was wondering if anyone else is coming to the party or if everyone is here already?"  "Oh you mean (Y-"  "OH HEY (Y/N)" I jumped at the shout from Kirishima and looked up the staircase in front of me and saw the beauty I had fallen for walking down the stairs with a flushed face. All eyes were on her, but she was looking right at me. My face felt hot I knew it was red. I start to walk to the bottom of Lizzies' seemingly endless staircase to join (Y/N), but as i approach it, and were still maintaining eye-contact, Ochaco, Mina, and Kirishima rush past me and speak to her and pull her away from me in the opposite direction (sad elec boi). I watch the back of their heads leaving the room into the kitchen when i feel someone nudge me. 

"Buck up buddy, they don't realize how much you love her" Lizzie says to me, a big grin on her face. "L-love? I d-don't loVE her" I sputter out, she obviously doesn't believe my pathetic lie. "Oh yeah, and you don't stay up until 4 in the morning playing pokemon on your ds. Don't worry though, ill set up some games so you'll be able tooooo..... talk to her?" Well that doesn't sound suspicious at all. Lizzie smiles and me and backs up slowly, disappearing into the crowd of people. I try looking for her to figure out what 'games' shes going to set up, but i cant find her, until she appears on a stage with a microphone. 

"HellOOO my welcome guests! Tonight has been amazing so far, and i have all of you to thank! For any of you who want to partake in some generic smexy party games, follow me into the basement lounge, if you prefer to stay up here in the main area feel free to!" oh noooo nonono Lizzie makes her way off the stage and motions for people to follow her. She looks at me and motions for me especially. 

We all make our way down to her GIANT lounge and everyone gathers in a circle, I see most of class 1-A and a few students from 2-B. I see (Y/N) from across the circle, shes in deep conversation with Monoma, laughing and making jokes with him. I feel a pang of jealously in my chest and I look away from them and take a seat on a couch. Resting my chin on my palm, watching the group around me. 

(Your Pov)

"OK everyone take a seat in a circle and we'll get started!" Lizzie said aloud. I skim the room and notice Denki looking a little grumpy, I go to talk to him put I'm pulled into a seat by Mina. "Don't worry (Y/N), you'll get to socialize with your boy-toy during the games" I flushed "H-hes not my b-boy-toy" she gives me a look and is about to say something when she gets cut off by Lizzie. "Okie dokie then i think we're ready to play some games, how about we start off with spin the bottle?" This question got a lot of good responses from the lounge dwellers so Lizzie pulled out an empty bottle and set it down on the ground in the middle of the circle. "Who's up first?" She was met with silence "Alright..... guess ill go then" She was met with many protests and people offering to go first. See, Lizzie isn't able to play these kind of games because if Katsuki ever found out, everyone participating would be dead in seconds, so no one wants her to do anything other then watch and help move it along. 

"That's what i thought, well then i get to pick who goes first......Izuku! You spin first!" Izukus face flushed a bit as he reached forward and spun the bottle, every ones eyes were on the bottle as it slowed down and stopped on Shoto. Poor Izuku was a stuttering mess as people around them giggled like crazy, everyone knew about the crushes each of them had on one another and it was adorable to watch the timid izuku lean over and peck the maroon faced shoto on the lips. Everyone giggled even more as izuku returned to his seat and hid his face in his polo shirt. "Cuteee. Alright, i vote (Y/N) next!" Lizzie said with the dorkiest smile on her face. I gulped slightly and glanced at Denki out of the corner of my eyes, he looks like hes on edge, he definitely straightened his back. I reached over to the bottle and spun it, i want it to land on Denki, i really do. It slows to a stop. 

Monoma. Dang. Monoma is probably one of my best friends, i don't really want to kiss him. "Do i have to kiss him on the lips?" I ask, "No you don't, but this is the only veto for anyone" I lean over to Monoma and kiss him on the cheek. "Good, i don't want to kiss her, shes a good best friend but not my sophisticated type." Monoma chuckles out. Everyone lets out those nose breath laughs and moves on. 

After a few rounds of this game people start getting a bit bored, so Lizzie announces "Well i guess we only have enough time  for one more game, its getting late. So lets play a spicy game, 7 minutes in heaven!" Some people groan, and some people squeal. Its very obvious who likes this game and who doesn't. 

Lizzie has everyone drop some sort of item of theirs into a hat and Lizzie has people draw something at random. Some pairs go into a closet and come out exactly the same, other go in and come out with obvious ruffled hair and lipstick smears. Lizzie gets to me and reaches the hat out to me "No peaking (Y/N)" I reach in and run my hand around, i feel something seemingly rectangular and flat, connected to what i think is a lanyard. I pull it out and quickly look at the item. eff

The lanyard is yellow and covered with small pikachus in different poses, i look at the UA i.d card connected to it and i see what i both wanted to see, and dreaded to see. I see the dorky smile of Denki Kaminari. Lizzie snatches the lanyard out of my hand and peers at it, with the most ecstatic look on her face. (Y/N) and Denki! You're up!" I'm shoved into the medium sized closet with Denki, i back into a corner, and i cant see anything. "Seven minutes starting nowwww!" i hear Lizzie shout from a room over. 

"Lizzie? Where are you? I cant see anything" Denki says, i hear a small thud and i hear what was most likely something hitting him on the head. "I'm here Denki" I reach my hands out to feel for him "Are you okay you ditz? That sounded like it hurt" I feel my hands touch something moving (him obviously) "Yeah I'm fine" I feel his hands over mine and he travels them up my arms and onto my face, cupping my cheeks. "D-denki? What're you d-doing" 

"I'm glad you pulled my lanyard out of that hat, the truth is (Y/N)... I really like you, more than a friend. D-do you think you would like the be with m-me?" My heart melts, 'this sweet little bean' I reach my arms around his neck and pull him closer to me "W-wha-" i cut him off my kissing him, something I've wanted to do almost since i met him. 

(Denki Pov)

Shes- Kissing me!?! Her lips are warm and soft, i kiss her back, and inwardly cringed at how it was a little rougher then i wanted it to seem, but she starts kissing me harder too so imma roll with it.

[BEWARE, EXTREMELY CRINGE AND BAD WRITING AHEAD SJKJNBLSTHBSILRUTNG]

(Your Pov) 

He pushes me into the wall of the closest, my hands are in his hair, tugging him into the rough kiss more, One of his hands roam down to my ass and he gropes it slightly, causing me to gasp, which he took the opportunity to slip his tongue into my mouth. As we battle for dominance he taps my thighs with his hand basically telling me to jump. I wrap my legs around his waist as he keeps me pinned in the wall with his body. He slips his tongue out of my mouth and he makes his way down to my neck, licking and sucking on almost all the surface area of it. His hands start to roam my thighs and they make their way up to-

"PUT MY FRIEND DOWN BOI" The closet door is swung open by Lizzie and when she sees the position we're in she pretends to faint and walks away laughing her ass off. Denki sets my legs back on the ground and awkwardly looks at everyone staring at us. "What?" He asks, they all divert their eyes as Denki takes my hand and leads me out of the lounge and outside to Lizzies' patio. We sit down at a table and smile at each other like dorks. "(Y/N), would you like to be my girlfriend? Given what we just did in the closet I would hope so but i figured i need to ask just to be sur-" I once again cut him off from rambling and press my lips onto his. This actually might be what everyone calls happily ever after...

jzfdb.kjdsgnbkjngbkjsg I'm REALLY bad at writing romantic scenes *cough* or any scene at all *cough* but i hope you all enjoyed!

#mha #bnha x reader #mha x reader #bnha #mha oneshot #bnha oneshots #oneshot #denki kaminari #denki #kaminari #mina ashido #monoma neito #denki x reader #kaminari x reader

[crystalninjaphoenix]

MerMay Day Twenty-Two Lingering Trance

“You should meet them, Jackie, I think you’d really like each other.”

“Oh really? I dunno, I don’t know if I’m good with kids.”

Chase smiled. “Dude. You are, trust me. Besides, they’re twelve—sorry, thirteen in our years. They’re twelve in human years. That’s not really a ‘kid’ age, that’s almost a teenager.”

“Hmm I’ll think about it. Oh, sandbar!” As they swam over the sandbar, skimming just over, Jackie smacked it and caused particles to fly into the air. Chase spluttered. Jackie grinned. In response, Chase hit the sandbar with his tail, causing sand to fly in a wave towards Jackie. “Hey—eck!” Jackie coughed. “Alright, you win this round.”

It was the middle of the day, and the lagoon water was sparkling sky blue. The day was shaping up to be very nice, the perfect sort of day to go out and do something with friends. That is, if he was still at home and hadn’t gone out exploring already.

They’d reached the rock pool where Jack made his home. Jackie knocked on the rock wall and poked his head into the pool. “Hellooo?”

Something hit him in the face. “Akk!” Jackie backpedaled, shaking his head. He caught sight of something tiny and green darting back and forth in front of his eyes. “Sam? What’s up?” The tiny discus just kept darting back and forth. “Uh…” Jackie looked back. “Chase? Can you tell me what this is about?”

Chase swam forward, watching Sam swim around. “Umm...no, sorry.” Chase shrugged. “Sam may be smarter than your average fish, but I can’t understand her. I’m a clownfish, not a discus like Jack.”

“Oh yeah. Hey Jack!” Jackie swam into the pool. “Jack, why’s Sam acting weird?”

Jack was curled up, seemingly asleep on his bed. But at the sound of Jackie’s voice, he rolled over and yawned. His eyes opened and immediately landed on Jackie.

“Hey.” Jackie waved. “Sorry, did I wake you up?”

“I mean...yeah.” Jack yawned again. “I don’t think I slept well last night…”

“Oh...sorry.” Jackie backed up. “Chase and I wanted to go out or something. We were gonna ask if you wanted to come, but if you’re still tired—”

“What? No, are you kidding, of course I want to go out!” Jack stretched his body and grabbed his backpack, laying nearby. “Besides, sleep is for the weak.”

“I think Schneep would disagree with you,” Jackie chuckled, turning around and leaving the pool. Sam ran right into his face again. “Oof! Sam, c’mon. What’s up with you?”

“Hmm?” Jack followed Jackie out of the pool. “She’s scared of something. I dunno what’s up, though. Sam, it’s okay, it’s just Jackie and Chase.” Jack reached forward, but Sam swam away, going around him back into the pool. “Huh. Well, alright, you can stay home.”

“Hi Jack!” Chase waved.

“Hi Chase.” Jack waved back. “So, what were you thinking of doing?”

“Huh. I dunno. I don’t think either of us thought that far ahead.”

“Hey!” Jackie protested. “I thought—okay, actually, you’re right.”

Jack chuckled. “Maybe we could stick close to home? Swim around the rocks and see what’s up. I haven’t checked them out in a while.”

“Sounds good to me.” Jackie said, smiling. “Let’s go.”

The rocks around the entrance to the lagoon were giant, almost the size of small islands. And a few even had small plants growing on their surface. The three merms swam around the rocks, finding shells on the shores that were nice enough to keep. But eventually, Jackie grew bored. “Hey, want to go out to the kelp forest or something?” he asked.

“Yeah, one moment, I gotta put these in my bag.” Jack set his backpack down on a nearby rock, unzipping it and starting to dump shells inside. “I can sort through the keepers later—wait. What’s this?” He reached further down inside and pulled out a long, thin, human-made blade, made of rusted metal. “I don’t remember…” He trailed off.

“Um...Jack? Dude?” Chase swam closer. “You okay? You look a little...out of it.” When Jack didn’t respond, he reached forward and grabbed him by the shoulder. “Hey—”

Jack’s eyes suddenly flared a bright glowing green. He whirled around, slashing with the human knife. Chase yelled, swimming back. A cloud of red drifted through the water as Chase pressed his hand against a large slice on his chest.

Jackie was on the other side of a large rock, but he immediately jumped to attention when he heard Chase cry out. The smell hit him a moment later, and he darted around the rock. Upon seeing the drifted red in the water, Jackie rushed forward and tackled Chase, knocking him through the water.

“I’m not prey!” Chase yelped.

“I know!” Jackie yelled. He turned around to see Jack, eyes still glowing, charging at the two of them with the human knife. Jackie flicked his tail, pushing Chase downward while swimming upward at the same time. Jack barrelled right through the spot where the two of them had been just a moment before. He slowed to a halt, then spun around, glaring at the other merms. Quickly, he darted upward towards Jackie.

“Jack, the fuck are you doing?!” Jackie managed to dodge Jack’s attack, ducking below the swing of the knife. He tackled Jack around the middle, trying to knock him off guard. Only for something sharp to pierce his dorsal fin. Jackie screamed, and let go of Jack, swimming to the side. Another cloud of red stained the water, crimson trailing from a wound on his dorsal.

Jack didn’t let up, following Jackie, the knife at the ready. Jackie’s eyes widened, and he turned to get away. He swam through the water, mind racing as Jack pursued him. This had happened so suddenly! What was going on?! Why were his eyes glowing like that? Magic? What kind of magic would make someone attack their friends?!

It didn’t matter right now. Jackie had to figure out a way to get Jack to stop without hurting him. A hint of an idea came to him. He headed towards the rocks in the water, glancing backwards to see if Jack was still coming after him. Seeing that he was, Jackie began weaving around the rocks, sticking close to them and turning tightly. Jack kept up the chase, mimicking his movements. Jackie grinned, and headed to swim around one of the larger rocks. He swam around it in circles, once, twice, and on the third time he sped up. Jack may have been a fast swimmer, but Jackie was much faster. Within a few moments, Jackie went all the way around the rock, and soon he was behind Jack. Before Jack could react, Jackie lunged forward, grabbing Jack’s tail.

With a surprised yelp, Jack spun around to look at Jackie. He slashed with the knife, but Jackie leaned back, barely avoiding it. His hand shot up and grabbed Jack’s wrist as it passed, squeezing it. Jack gasped, and dropped the knife. It clattered against the rock, but Jack wasn’t deterred. He darted forward, other hand shooting out, curled in a fist. Jackie caught that as well.

On the sidelines, Chase watched as the two of them began to struggle and wrestle, tumbling through the water. It only lasted a few moments, but eventually they strayed too close to the rock. Jackie pushed, hard, and Jack’s head snapped backwards, smacking against the rock. He went still.

Immediately, Chase swam up to the two of them. “What happened?” he asked. “Why were his eyes glowing?”

“I-I don’t know,” Jackie said, panting in the water. “I mean, magic, but...what?”

“We need to bring him to Marvin,” Chase decided. “He’ll know what’s up with this.”

“Yeah, he will.” Jackie paused, staring at Jack while he floated in the water. “Did he...hit his head too hard?”

“I...don’t know. I mean, I hope not, but...it looked bad.”

“Okay. Okay.” Jackie nodded. “We need Schneep too. Here.” He passed Jack to Chase, who grabbed him and held him close. “You go to Schneep, get him to look at that and take care of that slash mark. I’ll go get the freshie. We can meet in the seagrass meadow between the reef and the river.”

“You were hurt too!” Chase protested. “Can you swim with a hurt dorsal?”

“I’ll be a little wobbly, but it’s fine. Well, i-it hurts, but it’s fine,” Jackie put on a brave smile. “You’re more important. That looks deep, and you lost a lot of blood.”

Chase unconsciously poked the wound on his chest and winced. “What, you smell that? With your blood-smelling nose?”

Jackie raised an eyebrow. “Yes, I can smell that it was a lot of blood. Which means that if there are sharks in the area, they can smell it too. So we should both hurry.”

Chase nodded. “Well, it’s in the same direction. Let’s go.”

The two of them set off, silent for a few moments. Then Jackie asked, “Why’d you shout out ‘I’m not prey’?”

“Um...well, I dunno,” Chase mumbled. “I just thought...that would activate your shark instincts or whatever.”

Jackie rolled his eyes. “I have instincts, but I also have a brain. Something that’s more debatable for you.”

“Hey!” Chase started to protest, but then he winced. He held Jack closer.

“Um...let’s just hurry,” Jackie repeated.

“Yeah, let’s.”

They picked up the pace, soon parting as they headed for their respective destinations.

#jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye fanfiction #jacksepticegos #septic egos #jackieboy man #chase brody #brigid writes fanfiction #mermay snippets

[speckofglitter]

ot11 silver boys getting jealous

--- let's get this bread mates

noa • Noa is not at all the jealous type • Which is why you were so surprised when he pulled you aside at school • ‘What were you doing with lee byounggon last night? You know he’s bad news right?’ he questioned, leaning against the wall. • ‘Are you stalking me noa? You don’t have to be jealous, byounggon and I are barely even acquaintances.’ You smirked, reaching out to fix noa’s uniform. • ‘I’m not jealous, I just wanna know what you guys were talking about that was so important you had to cancel out date.’ He sighed. • ‘Look, byounggon needed a tutor for chem and he asked me. That’s literally it we didn’t even have a conversation, I barely know the guy.’ You explained. • ‘Good. Because I don’t need my girl getting in trouble’ he smiled, taking your hands in his.

jeonwoong • woong is super hard to impress • You've been training together for the past year but he seems to not even notice your existence • Ever since you developed a crush on him, your motivation to be the company's best female trainee had only gotten stronger • You spent hours in the dance studio, sweat pouring down your body as you executed the assigned choreography countless times • A huge opportunity was given to the trainees, the opportunity to be backup dancers for the company’s most successful group during their world tour • You and woong both practiced endlessly and eventually made it amongst 10 other trainees • You were absolutely ecstatic • As you started working together, woong warmed up to you and you two became quite close, even spending some time together outside of practice, visiting the numerous tour stops • For the last stop, the main dancer was asked to perform a dance duet and chose you to perform with him • You worked with the choreographer, trying to get the moves down in a short amount of time • The dance was slow and sensual and most definitely out of your comfort zone but you made it work • As the dress rehearsal started, woong couldn’t keep his eyes off of you • Of course, he was proud of you but what he was feeling wasn’t just that… • He wished he could be dancing with you instead as he saw your body moving fluidly and effortlessly on the stage • As soon as your rehearsal ended he found you backstage • ‘you did great y/n. I can’t believe how much your dancing has improved.’ he hugged you tight. • ‘thank you woong, I hope we get to do a duet together someday as well.’ You grin, taking a swig of water. • ‘ahhh but you’re too busy working with the famous guys now’ he laughed, playfully slapping your arm. • ‘of course not, I’m never too busy for you.’ You blurted out. • ‘huh?’ • ‘I mean, I thought it was pretty obvious that I had a crush on you… haha’ you laughed nervously, scratching your neck as you waited for his response. • ‘me too. I mean I like you too. I wish I could do a duet with you as well’ he immediately replied, getting closer to you. • ‘well, then let’s go! The practice room is still open!’ you exclaimed, dragging him out.

raesung • You and raesung used to be best friends • You had gotten into a huge fight when you were in middle school • All the new memories you share are kinda hazy • Mostly because you're usually high when you see him • You're usually sending him dirty looks when you see him at a party • Everyone knows you two despise each other • Whenever you walk past him at school you usually roast him • 'Wow raesung you look like shit today... y i k e s' • One night, you're at a party when raesung's friend hyunsuk starts flirting with you • You don't think much of it at first, he's attractive and you're single so... Yeah you guys end up making out • Raesung sees you making out with hyunsuk and immediately feels betrayed? He's not sure why he's so annoyed but he is • So he decides to walk over and drag hyunsuk away, with the excuse that he's too drunk • You're obviously furious because hellooo you were making out with a hot boy? • So you dm raesung that night like y/n: why the fuck did you drag hyunsuk away from me? -you deleted his number in middle school lol- gongjuboi: good evening y/n i think the correct words would be 'thank you raesung for saving me from being a teen mom' but aight y/n: wtf is wrong with you thinking you can control me when we having been friends since we were 12? gongjuboi: maybe because i fucking care about your dumbass? you think it's easy seeing you make out with my bestfriend when i've had and still have the fattest crush on you? y/n: oh... that explains a lot. umm maybe we can meet at the park tomorrow and talk it out? i don't wanna be lame like you and confess in the dms ♡ • let's just say you had raesung's heart palpitating, he couldn't sleep the entire night because he couldn't wait to see you

hyunsuk

• you're dating hyunsuk and you have a cold • obviously as soon as you text him that you don't feel well he's at your feet with a bunch of cold medicine and healthy foods • you're drinking one of the weird ginger tea concoctions he made for you when you start feeling bored cause hyunsuk ran out to buy more chicken soup • so you start watching videos on your phone and you stumble upon some of yedam's covers • you know yedam well cause he's hyunsuk friend but his talent still baffles you • as you're singing along to his cover of 'there's nothing holding me back' hyunsuk comes in, watching in horror • 'what.... are.... you.... doing...' he says, slowly removing the phone from your hands. • 'i'm singing?' you answer. • 'first of all, no offense i love you babe but you sounded terrible. second of all, why aren't you singing along to my songs? i'm offended?' he whines • 'fine omg stop being such a jealous baby, i'll just jam out to yammy gang with a sore throat then' you huff out • 'didn't stop you from horribly belting out those high notes though' he mumbles, a smile on his face as he gives you your phone back and kisses you on the forehead

byounggon • Sooo you’re dating byounggon and you work as an actress • Since you were so young when you started out, you usually worked on ads for family and children's products • However, now that you’re finally of age in korea, your agent had been getting a lot more calls for fashion, perfume and athletic wear • Today you were working on an ad for adidas • You’re super excited because it’s one of your favorite brands • What you didn’t know was that you would be working with another model, Bobby from IKON • You freaked out as soon as you got to set • Bobby was already dressed and waiting for you • ‘Nice to meet you y/n i’m Bobby from IKON, Byounggon told me a lot about you!!’ • Oof you had completely forgotten that gon and bobby were friends • ‘Nice to meet you too!!’ you smiled, trying not to fangirl • You finally got dressed in an adidas hoodie and leggings, getting ready for the shooting • As the camera flashed, the photographer instructed you and bobby to act like old friends, running together and even making him give you a piggyback ride • It was a cute concept honestly,, something softer and more approachable that most sports ads • Time passed by quickly, within an hour you two had taken almost 2000 shots together • You were super happy when you saw the pictures in the midst of their editing, even giving bobby a friendly high five for the teamwork • When you got home, gon was waiting for you with some food • You hugged him tightly, telling him all about the photoshoot • He was happy that your first major ad was with bobby,,, until he saw the ads • ‘You guys look awfully close, don’t you??’ he looked at you with a questioning smirk. • ‘huh?? Our concept was childhood friends why would we not look close??’ you laughed, not noticing the way gon was clenching his jaw • ‘Do you think bobby hyung is more handsome than i am??’ he questioned, making you stop eating • ‘No of course not, and even if i was attracted to him it wouldn’t matter because i love you.’ you gasped, realizing that you had said the l-word • You and gon had been dating for a year now but none of you had the courage to say those words yet • You internally cursed yourself for saying it at such a shitty moment • Gon sits on the couch wide-eyed for a few seconds and you think he might not say it back, before he puts your plates aside and grabs you close, hugging you as he whispers ‘i love you more’ y/n.

jihoon • you and jihoon are the class clowns • are true reckless pair • you guys are attached at the hip, always roasting someone or just being true crackheads • everyone in your class shipped you but you always shut it down claiming 'nah fam jihoon's gonna get married to one of those manga girls cause he's a weeb' • one night the silver boys squad are having a movie night and you're invited because duh jihoon likes you • the problem is that you're kinda short and junkyu, gon and noa decided to sit in the front which makes no sense cause they're the tallest? • so seunghun being the #dad that he is asks if you wanna sit on his lap so you can see better and you're like 'yEs' • jihoon is coming back from the kitchen when he almost drops the popcorn when he sees you on seunghun's lap • he doesn't want to cause a scene so he puts the popcorn down and goes back to his seat to text seunghun hoon🐶: dude wtf are you doing??? you know i like y/n... • meanwhile poor seunghun is struggling to text while your whole body is in front of him so he's wobbling all over the place hun🍯: i'm so sorwy dud e it's really hard to text rn • and the inevitable happened, seunghun dropped his phone and you picked it up • jihoon looked up in horror as you briefly skimed the texts, eyes stopping over the words 'you know i like y/n...' • you immediately get up and grab jihoon's arm, pulling him into the kitchen as the rest of the boys pretend like they didn't see anything • 'so.. you like me huh...' • 'umm yeah and i know you don't like me back but i really want to take you out on a date... if you'd let me..' • seeing him get so nervous actually made your heart flutter a bit • 'fine, take me out tomorrow crackhead' you giggle, returning to your seat • 'wait can you sit on my lap instead?' • 'damn we're not even dating yet and you're already so needy' you laugh, carefully sitting on his lap • jihoon couldn't concentrate at all during the movie, he was too busy internally crying over your last words 

seunghun • So,, it’s valentine’s day which means everyone is spending time with their bf or gf • Meanwhile you’ve been dating seunghun for about a month so you’re excited to spend this day with him • Your school has set up a system where students and teachers can buy roses for someone else in order to raise money for school activities • You would usually get some for your female friends who were single so they wouldn’t feel too lonely • Obviously, this year you would get one for seunghun as well • When your bio teacher comes into class with a bucket full of roses and names on it, you only expect to get one from seunghun • You were w r o n g • You get a total of 5 roses • 1 from seunghun, 3 from your best friends and 1 anonymous • When you get out of class, seunghun is looking at you curiously • ‘Who are they from??’ he asks. • ‘Oh these 3 are from yeeun, lisa and jisoo. this one i have no idea, it's anonymous...’ you shrug. • You had never seen seunghun get so red before • ‘ANONYMOUS?? YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER?? I need to find whoever this is and give them… give them some very strong words because i can’t fight...’ • ‘Seunghun can you please calm down it’s probably just a friend’ you chuckle, amused at how worked up he is • ‘But what if they steal you away from meeeee’ he whines and that’s where you lose your shit • ‘Kim Seunghun. Nobody can steal you away from me. In our short time of dating i’ve already seen enough of you to know you’re the only person i see myself with okay?? Not will you please shut up and take me on a date??’ • Let’s just say Seunghun was s h o o k

yedam • You and yedam had met at school and bonded fairly fast due to your mutual love for reading • After a while of getting to know each other you’re finally dating • Your favorite date spot is the bookstore, you and yedam usually go once a week to pick out books together and read at a café • This time you’re looking for a book on mitosis for a school report • Unfortunately, the book you need is on the highest shelf making it impossible to reach • Even though yedam tried to get it for you he was still a little too short • Seeing you two struggling, the book store worker seunghun decided to step in and help • He reached up, taking the book with ease as he gave it to you with a huge grin on his face • ‘thank you so much’ you smiled, taking the book from his hands as you dragged Yedam to a nearby aisle • Yedam was obviously annoyed that he hadn’t been able to help you • The entire time you were at the bookstore he kept shooting glares towards Seunghun, getting even more annoyed when the latter would just smile back • Sensing that Yedam was acting weird, you pulled him aside and asked him what was wrong • ‘What’s wrong is that- that worker was completely flirting with you right in front of me!’ he exclaimed • ‘Yedam, I really don’t think he was flirting with me stop exaggerating. even if he was I wouldn’t care cause you’re the only person I want to be with.’ You smiled softly, leaving Yedam a blushing mess

junkyu • you and junkyu have been dating for a while now and he finally wants to introduce you to his friends • a perfect occasion came up as hyunsuk was hosting a party with all of the silver boys so junkyu was taking you as his date • you’re incredibly nervous as you walk to hyunsuk’s place, trying to rehearse the ways you could introduce yourself • ‘relax baby, you’ll be fine’ junkyu chuckled, grabbing your hand as he knocked on the door • you introduced yourself to everyone, nervously giggling everytime jihoon and seunghun would make stupid jokes about junkyu • you particularly got along with hyunsuk • he helped you stay calm, bringing you water or food everytime you seemed a little too tipsy and joking around with you when he sensed you were feeling a little left out • as junkyu observed you two, he couldn’t help but feel a pang of jealousy • you were his date and yet you had barely spent a second of the night with him • towards the end of the night you sat on the couch, completely forgetting you were wearing a skirt and you exposed your thighs a bit too much so hyunsuk took off his yellow jacket, laying it on your lap • junkyu l o s t it • he downed his drink and put his leather jacket back on, silently leaving as everyone watched on like ‘ummm wtf just happened…’ • you were too drunk to go after him so hyunsuk ran out • as he caught up with junkyu he immediately pulled him by his jacket • ‘yo wtf junkyu why would you just leave your girl like that?’ • ‘it really didn’t seem like she was my girl when you two were all over each other at the party?’ he laughed bitterly, turning back as he kept walking. • ‘look junkyu, it’s not what it looks like. I talked to y/n and she’s really serious about being with you. She just asked me to stay with her because she was nervous about the other guys not liking her and she was a bit overwhelmed… I mean can you imagine being introduced to 10 boys at once?’ hyunsuk chuckled. • ‘ohh… I guess that makes sense...’ junkyu sighed. • ‘can we please go back to the party now? I’m pretty sure y/n needs someone to take her drunk ass home’ hyunsuk laughed, pushing junkyu in the direction of his house.

doyoung • you were laying on magnum’s dorm’s couch, waiting for doyoung • he was out getting snack for your weekly date night • usually the dorm was quite loud but today even jihoon and mashiho were knocked out from practice so you were calmly scrolling through your Instagram feed • you came across a picture of seunghun so you went onto his profile, mindlessly scrolling through his recent pics as you wondered how he was doing • you two had been friends for a long time, he had even introduced you to the silver boys and that’s how you met doyoung and started dating • ‘what are you doing’ you gasp, turning around to see doyoung glaring at you with bags of snacks in his arms. • ‘oh my god you scared me?? What the fuck doyoung??’ • ‘I should be asking you that. Why are you stalking seunghun? Do you like him or something?’ he raised his tone, dropping the grocery bags. • ‘first of all, no what the fuck? Also, I’m not stalking him, I just haven’t seen him for a while and I was wondering how he is…’ you sighed. • ‘you haven’t seen me for a while too…’ he muttered. • ‘well, let me know when you have a personal Instagram account so I can stalk you too?? Stop acting like a jealous baby. I’m not going to see you a lot when you debut so can you please just chill??’ you asked. • ‘you’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry for overreacting. Let’s just watch a movie and talk okay? I’ll go put the popcorn in the microwave’ he smiled, gently rubbing his thumb over your hands.

midam

• it’s the first day of spring break and you’re on vacation with all of your college friends and your boyfriend midam • you brought your friends lisa, yeeun and chungha while midam brought his friends hyunsuk, seunghun and byounggon • for the first night, you guys decided to go out and get dinner together • you did your make up for the first time in a while and even the rest of the girls could agree you.  did. thAT 😳🗣 • so,, you looked really good and midam couldn’t stop looking at you the entire night. He wasn’t the only one tho… • the waiter at your table spent the entire night flirting with you and midam was starting to get annoyed • on top of that the rest of your friends were even getting uncomfortable cause the guy just wouldn’t take a hint • at one point midam went to the bathroom to calm down • while he was away, the waiter came back • he brushed your hair out of your face, leaning in to whisper ‘do you want my number?’ • Your eyes shot wide open as you saw midam right behind him, fists clenched in anger • ‘do you want my fist in your face?’ he yelled out, grabbing him by his collar. • Seeing as other customers were starting to look your way hyunsuk and byounggon both got up to calm midam down and you all left • On the way, back the others pretended they wanted to go shopping as an excuse to give you two some space • ‘so… that was a shit show’ you laughed, linking arms with midam • ‘I’m really sorry babe I know how much you wanted us to have a nice dinner together’ he sighed • ‘it’s fine, he was making me annoyed too. I’m glad you care enough to defend me.’ You smiled. • ‘hey, do you wanna go get some ice cream?’ he suddenly suggested • ‘hELL YEAH’ you yelled out, making midam laugh at how excited you were

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hi hello i’m literally sick so i’m kinda dying but hope you guys like this hehe

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[backmygirlhood]

hellooo was tagged by the beautiful @anewyorklovely to answer these ten questions about me:

1. what is your favourite word? special snowflake (*louis voice* it's all one word IN MY WORLD) because it's used as an insult but sounds cute instead and Gutmensch ('good human') which is also used as an insult for people who show tolerance and help (especially to refugees) and Kampflesbe ('battle lesbian') also used as an insult but it just sounds badass

2. what is your least favourite word? idk if i have one... maybe Genderwahn ('gender mania' to describe people being obsessed with seeing sexism everywhere)

3. what turns you on? people and companies using the gender star * to gender german words that would usually just be male

4. what turns you off? sexism, racism and any kind of lgbtq+ hate :)

5. what sound or noise do you love? dear john 4:12-5:18 and animal crossing background music

6. what sound or noise do you hate? cracking knuckles and finger nails or chalk on the chalkboard

7. what's your your favourite curse word? fuck

8. what profession other than your own would you like to attempt? i don't have one yet, but if i could sing i'd definitely want to be in musicals

9. what profession would you not like to do? any where i have to dress up business boring

10. if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? umm idk i never thought about it... maybe 'welcome here's your grandma' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i tag @jjeanmorreau @looksalotlikeatragedy @skippingdown16thavenue @taylorswiftz

#thank you for tagging me <3 #sorry it took so long but i moved 🤪

[curlyjoe7]

The Mystery Snek Fic

There once was a noodle, a very spooky noodle, spells and potions galore! Poof here and poof there, they had no time to bore. Their name was Shinpi, the mystery snek, a snek witch, the protector of the night. They are never seen but always there, keeping you safe in the dark hours, hidden in plain sight. You may have heard the lore but trust me when I say they are no myth, often seen with the grim reaper and her soul vanishing scythe. Don’t be afraid they never bite, with a hiss and swoosh there is eerie music though they don’t mean no fright.

Eerrie music begins to play.

“WAIT WAIT WAIT” there is a voice coming from nowhere it seems.

What is this? The music suddenly stops and with a pop out comes mist straight out the record player.

“I’m no mist” the voice goes again. “I’m the mystery ssssnek here to make my appearance at convenient timing.” Ah yes of course, I always forget you are a mist. You think I would be used to the sound of your voice by now.

“I would hope sso” the mystery snek said, “but allow me to introduce myself since the reader doesn’t know me like you do.” I think they do, I just spent a whole paragraph talking about you. “Yeah you right” they said. I know I am. “Nonetheless it is rude to not introduce yoursssself,” with that the snekky mist stood up tall on their tail and cleared their throat “DIDN’T I JUST TELL YOU I AM NO MIST?!” they screamed. Right right, sorry sorry. “Well anyway” they said with a wiggle to their slither “my name is Shinpi, protector of the night.” they bowed with that. “And you?” they asked but to who? “Obviously the reader!” they exclaimed. Oh Shinpi what a silly little snek, so courageous, brave and polite. You certainly have excellent manners but you do know they can’t respond? They suddenly seemed embarrassed, “yes I do just forgot.” “When you’re as old as I am your memory is not quite what it used to be.” I bet so.

“Aren’t you going to introduce yourself?” they asked. Who me? Nonsense! I am simply just the narrator, anything else would be just preposterous. They rolled into a ball and began to laugh “You can only make that joke sssso many times before it’s not funny anymore.” “Just tell them your name.” I don’t have one and I don’t make jokes. “Yes you do.” they said. No I don’t. “Yes you do.” No I don’t. “Yesss you do” they said followed by that tongue thing. Oh fine alright. My name is Preposterous, the teller of story, I narrate everything. “Basically he’s the dude you don’t ever notice” they said with a snekky smile. I hate you. “I know.”

Well anyways onto the part that is going to help progress the story without any real meaning. Have you seen Grim? “No I haven’t, not today” they said “though she’s probably off banishing souls to the underworld.” Probably. Though doesn’t she have a date tonight with Penelope? “YESSSSSS!!!” they screamed “ah my memory is really nothing but a bowl of porridge.” “If you already knew why do you even assssk?” I wasn’t sure it was actually happening this time or she chickened out again by hiding in the bathtub until their car left the driveway. “Fair.” We should check on her. “I mean yeah probably” they started “have to make ssssssure sshe issssn’t more dead than ssshe already is.” Indeed, now hop on and we’ll be off.

Shinpi hopped onto the air for I am nothing yet I am something only few can actually see. I change appearance to everyone who can see me so they all see me differently. “I see a giant teacup.” You have got to be kidding me. “Would you rather be an empty box of condomssss?” they asked. What? No! No thank you! “That’s what I thought” they said cockily “now move along Earl Grey and by the way you, who issss reading!” they waved at seemingly nothing. “Don’t be fooled by hiss false truths, I am NOT and NEVER HAVE BEEN cocky” they said defensively “nor will I EVER BE and I’m not defenssssive.” Sure you’re not. Misty. They huffed and did that tongue thing again. “It’s called flicking my tongue bitch” they said. “Ya ever heard of Go-“ Yes I have heard of Google, let’s just please get on with this. “No one was stopping you.” To think a snek witch needs help from a lousy narrator.

Poof poof to a Chinese buffet

“Oh my god, you’re ssso cringy” Shinpi said. It’s the magic words, I didn’t make them. “I despise who ever did.” Yes I know. We have bigger problems though now, were in the hell is Grim? “I wouldn’t know this infrared is kinda limiting sometimes” they said. That’s fair.

Suddenly there’s a scream, a shrilling, high pitch call of a young female. “Why you gotta say it like that?”

“HE-Y-ALP!”

My goodness, it’s Penelope Pitstop! “Why, who else did you expect?” she asked. “Wait, hold up,” Shinpi began. Yes? “She can hear you too?” they asked. “Of course” she exclaimed. “Thiss story is getting reeeeally weeeiird.” That’s not important, what is important is knowing exactly why did you scream Miss. Penelope? “Oh,” she began “I was painting my nails and I spilt the polish on my skirt.” Ah I see. That is quite a problem. Shinpi rolled their eyes, “look I’ll be honest Pen I don’t care about your nail polish, I just want to know where in thissss realm is Grim?” they asked.

“Really? I’m right here guys”

Shinpi slithered around to see a crepuscular figure standing behind them. “You think I’m crepuscular, Preposterous?” Grim asked blushing. I do in fact. “Aw shucks” Grim said “you’re always so nice to me!” You deserve it, cleaning up souls all the time is a hard job especially after that… thing.

“Hellooo?” Penelope said hastily. “Oh I’m sorry Penny” Grim apologized “actually in fact with their arrival this is good timing.” “Good timing for what?” Penelope asked. There was a silence and then Grim and Shinpi turn to look at me as if waiting for something. What? Did you expect me to answer? “No ssshit Sherlock” Shinpi said “you’re the reason she has to sssssssay something to Pen Pen in the first place.” Sherlock? Grim sighed, “Penelope, I’m sorry but you’re just not the one for me.” She then grabbed my hands, looking into my eyes deeply with her own, lifeless sockets. Umm… Grim? “Preposterous,” she began “these sockets see you as a human.” “I see you and love you just like any other love between the living.” Grim said with tears in her sockets. “They’re not tears I’m just sweating through my sockets” “Sssure” Shinpi said sarcastically.

I, I don’t know what to say. “You say you love her back” Shinpi said “you’ve narratored every story to ever exist, you should know what to ssssay.” You’re right. I guess I’m just overwhelmed because, I love you too Grim and I am happy to accompany you to a date. “Well I have a booth right here and there is certainly enough lo mein” said Grim. She always says lo in such a unique way, sounds like cow with an L. I love that about you. “Thank you” Grim said flustered. “Oh barf” said a disgusted snek. “I have a name.” Yes but this is more entertaining, adds fluff to the story. “But isn’t the ssssstory ending sssoon?” asked Shinpi “why does there need to be more fluff now?” That’s just how the story works and yes, it will be very soon. “Who cares we have a bunch of Chinese food to eat.” Uh Shinpi? This is a date, you know, between Grim and I?  “Oh it’s fine I don’t mind” Grim said “you can eat with us Shin.” “YAY” yelled Shinpi. Okay then, suppose I have no choice in this matter.

“You can stay if you want as well Penny” said Grim. “That would be delightful” she said. I guess this isn’t really much of a date anymore is it? It’s fine, it’ll still be fun as long as Shinpi doesn’t eat all the orange chicken… again. “That was one time!” they shouted. It has happened 86 times Snekky. “I ssssstand by it was only once.” Right 86 times, one time, same thing.

The mystery snek did a poof poof with a vial of…. something and was suddenly in the booth

I thought you found poof poof cringy? “It’s growing on me.” I’m delighted it has, Misty. “I’m going to ignore that and btw the vial issss filled with the tears of wolves.” “Now let’s cheers to the end of the story and the beginning of a wonderfully weird relationship between death and a voice in your head” Shinpi said to a raise of a beer glass wrapped by their tail “by the way I have a night to protect tonight so I might have to leave early and thiss glasssss is ssssslipping” Grim grabbed the glass before it fell in her cold hands “Don’t worry we understand Shin” said Grim “and stop flirting so much Preposterous!” “I can’t handle it!” Indeed we do, you’re a snek witch after all and you’ll get used to it, Grim. “You know what this reminds me of?” Penelope asked. No, not really. “Picture it Sicily, 1924…” And with that the story was to an end. “That’s a shitty ending” Shinpi claimed. It is the ending the writer gave so it is the ending we have. “She should have done a better one.”

She did the best she could now if I may: I declare this THE END.

“That’s really menacing.” Oh for heaven’s sake Shinpi, just shut up! The story is over! “Yesss it is,” they said “the end.” Sigh. I swear they are a good snek once you get to know them.

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