#i'm a disaster bi !!

[saywhatyouwillbut]

nora going from writing an ace-spec main to a (probably allosexual) bi main, and the difference is so chef's kiss. they're both disasters don't get me wrong, but jean having attraction in his inner monologue even with the trauma he's been through implies to me that neil's demisexuality has absolutely nothing to do with his trauma. hilarious in retrospect because, if i remember correctly, neil in his inner monologue basically blames his lack of sexual attraction on his mother's abuse the few times he kissed girls when he was on the run, but he doesn't have a single sexual thought until andrew lets him in on his feelings in book three,,, meanwhile jean's out here actively fighting his bisexuality like his life depends on it (he thinks it does) (he'll learn it doesn't eventually)

#sorry if this is incoherent #i'm making everything about neil bc i love and cherish him okay #that being said i've only had bi disaster jean moreau for one day etc #jean moreau #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg #aftg spoilers #neil josten #hits ig #i op

[artisticalassassin]

women, amirite ladies 👉👉

#i'm love them all so much #disaster baby bi panam is so #cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty #songbird #song so mi #judy alvarez #panam palmer #v #artwork

[mikimeiko]

Highlights from my 3rd Disco Elysium playthrough

Bonus: Rotisserie Chicken HDB

#disco elysium #de #KIM IS HERE #but also #DO IT FOR THE WORKING CLASS #i love this game so much #i just finish playing it today and i'm already sad #i love you Harry Du Bois bi disaster #i love you kim kitsuragi coolest nerd in the world #i love you insulindian phasmid - every single time #i made this #i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world

[warpedpuppeteer]

Buck is such a menace??! People were joking about him not having rizz with men but he gained only a little bit of confidence and already managed to fluster Tommy?? (which hell yeah woo and fluster the hell out of that cutie). I mean, the invite to the wedding (in front of all the people Buck cares about) and then that hand on Tommy's hand?? This smooth motherfucker?? Oh once he's found his footing NOONE is going to stand a chance against him and his charms.

#like bro #that was smooth as fuck #disaster bi buck #but also lethal bi buck because damn! #the way tommy said Evan in that tone of voice? #like 'stop teasing' #but buck doubles down like no I'm being serious #haha #so cute #it's cute that the confident tommy can also be flustered #my fondness for lou is showing #he's just so damn cute??? #bucktommy #what's their ship name idk #buck/tommy #911 abc #911 spoilers #evan buck buckley #evan buckley #tommy kinard

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

Enough with the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, make way for the Manic Gremlin Nightmare Disaster-Bi.

#which is me #hi #i'm the problem #actually manic #manic pixie dream girl #tropes #chaos gremlin #adhd problems #disaster bi energy #queer and weird #adhd #dating #waifu #husbando #why-fu

[bokkerijder]

guys guys guys I just realized something

the Buckley parents will be at the wedding

Buck is bringing a date to the wedding. Buck is bringing Tommy as his date to the wedding. Buck is bringing a very male manly date to the wedding. his parents are going to see him appear at his sister's wedding with a boyfriend

#911 #911 abc #911 spoilers #bucktommy #evan buckley #HE REALLY WENT FULL BUCK HUH???? #HE WENT FROM NERVOUS SHY BISEXUAL DISASTER TO #“OH YEAH MOM. DAD. I FORGOT TO MENTION. I'M BI. MEET TOMMY HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.”

[stinalotte]

I adore this picture. I think it's behind the scenes because I'm pretty sure they had their vests and weapons in the actual scene, but it has such "siblings at the family cookout" energy. 💚

Edit not even an hour later, I'm sorry, this is very unfair, but @spurious tagged it a little differently and suddenly the energy shifted and now I'm getting a "we saw you from across the garden party and would like to buy you a drink" vibe and I'm bi panicking and need to lie down for a bit.

#stargate atlantis #rodney mckay #david hewlett #teyla emmagan #rachel luttrell #oh no oh no #help #I'm a bi disaster

[coquelicoq]

does. does lee jihye still think yoo joonghyuk and kim dokja had a baby together. when she finds out about biyoo is she like master how do you feel about your baby daddy having a baby with someone other than you? do you want to talk about it? master? hey master where are you going?

#she was so confused at first like how can two guys have a baby? did they adopt? #but then biyoo comes along and it's like. ah maybe they hatched a baby before. it checks out #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #ljh #yjh #kdj #my posts #f #maybe she thinks shin yoosung is their baby. oh no wait i've got it i'm putting on my lee jihye logic goggles #shin yoosung of the 41st regression is yjh and kdj's baby. kdj is mad because yjh abandoned her/sent her on a doomed quest #she shows up as the disaster of floods and kdj saves her. then he goes to all the trouble to get her soul from the underworld #THEN he hatches her as a dokkaebi and calls her biyoo (bi after bihyung and yoo after yoo joonghyuk) #so now yjh has to coparent his and kdj's resurrected kid with bihyung. while kdj is off being died #man master's life is so hard! abandoned by his ex to raise their lovehatchling with his ex's new boytoy 😩 #i've connected the dots i've connected them

[onesidedradiostatic]

I'm howling at the fact that Vox's screen DOES in fact glitch into the bi pride flag colors because of Alastor. Like EXACTLY their colors. Though I guess cause he isn't gay it would be a "Bi Panic" moment for him?? Mayhaps??? (Brother that bit of knowledge will consume my mind for the next day)

(reference to THIS POST... again)

LITERALLY like I LOST my shit when I decided to pause at that frame (before that it looked like some random red screen and I just got curious and BAM. BI FLAG JUMPSCARE) also yes. absolutely a bi panic moment for him. although gay panic in a general queer/mlm sense wouldn't be wrong either (he does still have the rainbow tv bars too)

#ask #osrs.txt #sorry to my other askers who sent asks before this but I'm busy losing my shit over this rn so y'all have to be put on hold for a bit #radiostatic #staticradio #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #a fucking bi disaster (canon)

[hellolulu]

> Be an esper

> Be so powerful that some weird terrorist group keeps trying to recruit you even though you're a child

> Live alone with no parental supervision (probably because you are being targeted by the terrorist group)

> Become disillusioned to believe you are the star of the world, the main protagonist, and that everyone else should bow down to you

> Become leader of the local delinquents and win fights just for the thrill of being #1 no matter who steps up

> Get your ass handed to you by a guy who cried about handing your ass to you

> Realise gay feelings and renounce former lifestyle to become his devoted follower instead

> Help him take down the aforementioned terrorist organisation, while trying to look good in front of him the whole time because you're determined to be his rival (and lover)

> He doesn't seem to care either way, but you are his friend and he likes to confide in you, so this only fuels your passion to be noticed by him more

> You assist him in buying the ugliest t-shirt for his big reveal event because you are a fashion disaster and genuinely think he's rocking the look

> You refuse to be brainwashed because some guy called Psycho Helmet is trying to impersonate the dude you've devoted your life to

> You get brainwashed

> Get broken out of brainwashing because the guy who handed your ass to you at the start of the school year is so cool to you that literal godly powers can't stop you from being gay for him

> The ugly tshirt you helped him to buy ended up being the catalyst for him defeating the cult

> The world will never know the work you put in, but you are so devoted that it will literally never matter to you 💖 Go king go 💖

> You are Hanazawa from mob psycho 100 and this is your literal canon story

#i love one straight guy and his gay best friend #it's funny I'm not a terumobber usually but #all the ageswap aus have me saying yeah terumob #so idk what this is all about #ageswap mob bi normal mob straight? #idk my brain is just having a funny silly goofy time #terumob #mobteru #hanazawa #shigeo #mob #hanazawa teruki #teruki hanazawa #hanazawa mp100 #mp100 hanazawa #hanazawa the fashion disaster #also this is literally all canon mob is so powerful #mp100 #mp100 spoilers #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho 100 spoilers

[ingravinoveritas]

Thinking about how I've previously written on my blog about David having a thing for men who are thiccer/bigger than he is, and then this answer of his from an interview in the Guardian in 1999, and, well...

(Also, for those who may not know, a "Lonely Hearts" ad is a personal ad, or what people did before dating apps existed...)

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #it's interesting as well that he doesn't specify a gender in his answer #which is delightful #and i love that Michael is both his emotional support pet and his big Welsh bear #they are perfect together your honor #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #also David recreationally kisses men like it's going out of style #i'm just saying #this man is a bi disaster and i love him #ineffable lovers #discourse

[wexpyke]

a Nikolai gif set a day keeps the nichevo'ya away

#i’ve made it out of the nichevo'ya attack that happened when i stopped making these #to offer you some more malkolina content :)

#userzuzana #shadowandboneedit #sabedit #grishaverseedit #shadowandbonecentral #shadowandbonesource #grishaverseblr #nikolai lantsov #nikolailantsovedit #alina starkov #alinastarkovedit #mal oretsev #maloretsevedit #malkolina #sab spoilers #mine: nikolai #nikolaidaily #mine: gif #nikolai lantsov the disaster bi #also ! THESE SCENES ARE SO HARD TO COLOUR !!! i'm giving up #like why is the third gif darker than the first with the EXACT same colouring etc ??

[rawliverandcigarettes]

I think one of the reasons why I latched onto asari characters but not super onto asari culture itself, is because I think there's something inherently... bi-cultural about being asari, in a way? Either you have to live with the heritage of another species weighing down on you regarding its expectations, history and shortcoming, knowing that by nature, you probably won't even get to spend that much time with your dad and will have to accomodate for the hole they'll leave behind; or you're pureblood, and you're also ostracized by default.

Every asari is kind of doomed to feel culturally incomplete in some way, and I think it's pretty wild that it's baked deep within the biology itself.

#mass effect #asari #mass effect meta #bicultural #hey look at me still thinking about mass effect wow #(I edited TEoP's first chapter yesterday so that's why) #(it slaps!!!!! I'm genuinely so happy whenever I reread it) #(rhanda truly being the working class bi disaster of the century) #(her daddy issues are so IMMEDIATELY apparent it's so funny to me) #(her daddy issues being extremely different from nagatha's because the cultural baggage is completely different) #(in spite of them being half sisters and having lived in each other's faces far longer than they did with their respective dads)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Blake: (stops in the middle of the store) Yang?

Yang: Yes?

Blake: Dearest?

Yang: Yes, Blake?

Blake: Love of my life and fire that illuminates my darkness?

Yang: What do you want? If not want, what do you need?

Blake: I need a straight moment.

Yang: A straight-? (follows Blake's line of sight) Ah, got it. Have at it, babe.

Blake: (kisses Yang passionately in the middle of the store) Thank you!

Blake: (sprints over to the bookshelf where Ninja's of Love 2 is being sold with the official movie cover showing the chiseled chest and abs of the samurai warrior, holding an almost fully naked ninja woman)

Yang: (blinks) Bisexuals.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bisexual blake #lesbian disaster yang #inspired by me and my wife #this is meant to be funny #i'm making fun of myself here mostly #my lesbian wife has to deal with my bi ass #rwby crack post #rwby shit post #rwby incorrect quotes

[thy-valhallen]

there's something so quintessentially Tim Drake (sad, living in Drake Manor era) about being in active, aware denial of your sexuality-- the statement of "I'm not gay" for the explicit purpose of saying it, not believing it

he hits me as the kid who knew from the time he was seven, and has picked female classmates that he researched and simulated the steps of a crush, performing because that's what kids his age do and putting the stupid note saying "i like like you" in Ives' locker would've been a disaster at home. the kid who knew exactly how unacceptable it would be and began policing himself and carefully presenting a sculpted version of himself that trimmed any queer edges neatly off

he's the kid who knew, never questioned, but never was allowed to ask

#dc comics #dc #batfam #tim drake #time drake the bi disaster #gods i have feelings about this little guy #but i'm so totally normal about him dw

[kheyys-worms]

screenshot redraw attempt--

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #doodle dump #what have i been up to these days? I'VE BEENS SIMPING OVER THIS WOMAN #ooughhhh #when i tell y'all i'm down bad for her-- #THE NEWEST EPISODE HAD ME SO WEAK ON THE KNEES OTL OTL #SHE'S SOOOO.... BEAUTIFUL. MAJESTIC. BREATHTAKING. ETHEREAL!!! #PLEASE... CHIMERA FALIN-- JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE #She can step on me and crush me with her dragon claws and i'd be resurrected just so she can do it all over again <33 #marcille 🤝me : being an absolute gay disaster for her #HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK FOLKS (From me: a disaster bi)