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joekeeryswife · 1 year

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AHH girl dad! pedro is really just occupying my mind rn….

that one imagine with expecting! reader really has me in a chokehold but just thinking about how sweet pedro would be while your in labor

from the jump, he’d be by your side. the minute you feel your water break in bed and your contractions are feeling a little too real, hes right by your side. his old man brain is definitely a little discombobulated at first bit he’s definitely trying to get you out of your now soaked pjs and into some dry sweats to get you into the car.

thanks to you and all your nesting while pedro’s at work, all the hospital bags were set up and stocked fully for you, him, and the baby, along with the carseat already being installed, you guys were officially set up to be parents!!! pedro knows these contractions are really taking a toll on you so he’d give you all the time in the world to get your bum in the car. as soon as your both seated and settled, the drive over is filled with so much groaning and moaning and squeezing his hand with a freakishly amount of strength, because once again, contractions are indeed, a bitch.

but pedro will let you scream and shout all you need, hes just happy to be there with you. but he cant help but feel some sort of guilt. you both had entered this journey into parenthood but here you were carrying the heaviest load. so he did what he could best. after arriving in the hospital and being sent up to the suite you’d be staying in for the next few days, he’ your number 1 advocate. you want more ice chips? he’s already running down to grab you some more. one nurse isnt following the intended birth plan? best believe he is already asking for a new one. back hurts? hes the first to get behind you and rub it. hes going on walks with you, doing your lamaaze training (which he initially thought was dumb), holding you the exact way you need to be held, whispering sweet nothings, telling you how strong you are and how proud he is of you.

pedro makes it known that he wants to be as involved in the birthing process as possible, however he is needed. when its time to push, hes holding your leg up for you, praising you, helping the doctor count down on the pushes. as terrifying as it sounds, he had never been more glad to make such an effort. getting to watch beautiful, life-changing moment for the both you you. watching your daughter enter the world. i wholeheartedly believe the minute that little girl comes out, hes sobbing. i mean not that you arent but he just can’t express any other emotion what the overwhelming feeling of gratitude he feels. he feels incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful partner. he feels so lucky to have someone who was willing to go through all the troubles and challenges pregnancy presented to you. he feels incredibly lucky to have his heart grown even bigger for the newest addition into yalls life.

the minute your daughter is placed on you chest, it is the first time in a while that everything just feels right, and in place. your heart is more than content. you and your little family.🤍

i have so many thoughts in my mind about dad! pedro pascal, i just have no idea where to put them😭

Labour - p.p

hello angels! i’m honestly fuming because my last pedro fanfic got cut short- idk wtf is up with tumblr BUT… this request was the cutest thing i’ve ever read i don’t even think my writing is going to live up to it. i hope this is okay that it’s a part two to my last fanfic! enjoy angels (p.s dad! imagines are my fave so don’t be shy to put them in my inbox! x) 🤍 ⚠️age gap couple⚠️

taglist (don’t forget to add yourselves🤍) @1-john-4-19 @newtandminhoaretoocute @mavs101 @brilliantopposite187 @mimi-luvzyu (if there’s a line through your name i cannot tag you for some reason x)

"Pedro, get here right now" you shouted as you sat up in bed, looking down at the now soaking bedcovers. he had insisted you go lay down and rest as a few contractions throughout the day had worn you out and now, after an hour of sleep, your water had finally broke. you heard rapid foot steps approaching the bedroom and then the door fly open.

"what?" he looked frantic, and once he saw your anxious look on your face he knew. he walked to your side of the bed and lifted the bed covers off of you and held his hand out so he could help you up which you gently took ahold of. he could see the wet stain on the bedsheet but that was the last thing he was worrying about, he was worrying about you.

he helped you sit up and watched as a contraction surged through your body, making your face scrunch up and a small whimper escape your mouth, you squeezed his hand and tried breathing through it. after the contraction subsided you turned your body so your feet were flat on the floor, getting out of bed had gotten a lot harder and you always had to sit to catch your breath before you could get up.

"i'm sorry" you said as you looked back at the stained bed. he kept his gentle hold on your hand and lent in to give you a small kiss on your forehead. "hey, don't worry. it's only a bedsheet baby, are you okay?" once he saw you give him a small nod and a smile which reassured him enough he let go of your hand and walked to the chest of draws to get you some knew sweatpants then quickly made his way back to you.

"we gotta get you to the hospital love, you've gotta get changed" he helped you stand up which made his heart crush when he saw you breathing through yet another contraction. each one was coming with a whole new level of pain and it broke his heart that he couldn't do anything to take the pain away.

after that contraction finally subsided he helped you get changed into the fresh sweatpants and with that he grabbed your phone and your hand then helped you make your way to front door, he had to grab the baby's bags which were packed by you. you had started packing a month before your due date whilst Pedro was still working/doing interviews and he had never been more grateful that you had done that instead of rushing to do it at near your due date.

the car seat had been installed in the car three weeks ago just incase the baby decided they wanted to show up a little earlier than planned but they didn't, your due date was two days away and it looked like your baby would be coming right on time. once he was sure he had everything he quickly made his way back to you and helped you slip on your shoes and then to the elevator. the ride down to the car park of the apartment complex was filled with groans of pain as the contractions started to get closer together.

Pedro held your hand as the elevator finally stopped on the ground floor and guided you to the car which was luckily not to far away from the elevator, meaning you didn't have to walk far. "babe we have to stop for a second" you said, these contractions were really brutal, so brutal that they actually made you want to cry and that was rare. you had a very high pain tolerance so when Pedro saw you with teary eyes he knew these were really getting to you.

you hunched over slightly as a more painful contraction hit you, this time the pain went to the bottom of your back and lower stomach. Pedro let go of your hand and placed it on your back, rubbing it softly. "you're doing so well honey, so so well" he said as you stood up right again. all you wanted to do was sit down and with the car being in your view, maybe 15 steps away, you knew you needed to get there.

Pedro kept his hand on your back as you both started walking to the car again and you breathed a sigh of relief when you finally made it. he opened the passenger door for you and helped you into the seat. "you comfortable baby?" he asked you and watched you nod your head. you had heard from so many people that contractions hurt but you did not think they would hurt this much. he closed the car door and then made his way to the boot so he could put the bags away.

once he was settled in the drivers side he immediately started the car and started the thirty minute drive to the hospital. the whole ride to the hospital was filled with you groaning in pain with each contraction that came and with that came the soft words of encouragement Pedro spoke to you. this was probably the softest you'd ever heard him and it made your heart swell with love as he tried his best to make you feel better, 'you're doing so well my love, keep breathing that's it' 'you're gonna be such a good mama, you're doing brilliantly honey'

"mother fucker this hurts so much" you said as you squeezed Pedro's hand tightly. he took his eyes off of the road for a split second to look at you. he didn't know why but he felt guilty. you were both becoming parents, both on this pregnancy journey together yet you were the one that had dealt with the morning sickness, crazy hormone changes, cravings, back pain, and now contractions. "i know sweetheart but you're doing so well, we are almost there, five minutes tops" he lifted your hand to his mouth and placed a small kiss there for comfort.

you were finally at the hospital in the room where you would give birth to your baby. the nurse had checked and you were only 7cm dilated meaning you had another 3 to go. you were hunched over the bed, trying to get some sort of relief from the pain in your back, laying down did not help at all so you had to stick to this. Pedro was behind you, massaging the bottom of your back as you groaned in pain.

he watched the monitor which was tracking all of your contractions and saw that this one was a lot worse than the other ones. "that's it honey, well done. you're doing amazing" his words of encouragement filled your ears as your hand grabbed onto the bed sheets, keeping them in a tight grasp until the contraction subsided.

"that one was so bad" you said as you stood up straight and turned to face Pedro. he had a sympathetic look on his face. "i know" he opened his arms and you immediately 'fell' into him, needing one of his hugs. they always calmed you down somehow and right now you needed to calm down. "i'm so hungry" you said with a sigh.

you, for some reason, were only allowed to eat ice chips and all you wanted was a burger and actual chips but you couldn't, not until after you'd given birth. "we've run out of ice baby, let me go get you some" and with a kiss on forehead he pulled away from you to go find a nurse. within 5 minutes he was back with more ice chips. "here you are" he said lifting the spoon filled with ice chips up to your lips so you could eat them. "thank you sweetie" you said as you chewed on the ice. he lent in to kiss you on the lips and said a small "you're welcome" before feeding you more ice.

Pedro had been a bit weary of one particular nurse, she was in her mid 30s and was the most judgemental person he'd ever met. she was just not listening to a thing you had suggested and she was just one of those nurses who never listened to their patient, whatever the nurse wanted to do that's what was happening with no debate.

Pedro finally had enough of her when she almost made you cry with her harsh words and judgmental stares which lingered a little to long so she knew you'd notice. you both got judged on a daily basis on social media for your age gap but you had never had any bad experiences in real life, people were always so kind to you and in the thousands of judgemental people where were thousands of supportive people who always said how cute you guys were.

he had waited until she left before he slipped out of the room to speak to someone about getting a different nurse. you were in so much pain and having a nurse who wasn't making you feel any better was not something he'd ever want you to go through. luckily, there was an older nurse who was more than happy to take over. she must of been in her 60s. she followed Pedro back to your room and introduced herself to you. already the atmosphere had changed, she was so sweet to both of you and there was definitely no judgement coming from her.

"y/n, i think because you've been stuck at 7cm for the past two hours you go for a little walk around the ward, it doesn't have to be a long one but it could speed this up a bit and it also means you don't have to be stuck in this room" Mary, the new nurse said to you with a smile. she left you and Pedro alone and with that you both started walking around the maternity ward, hoping that this would finally speed up the process and will allow you both to finally meet your baby.

"that's it y/n you're doing absolutely amazing, keep that push" Pedro was holding your left leg and looking at his baby being born. you let go of the push and let your head fall back onto the pillow for a second just so you could catch your breath. "well done sweetheart" you heard Pedro say as you felt a small kiss on your forehead.

"and again y/n, push with this next contraction. well done" you heard Mary say as you pushed as hard as you could through the pain, groaning and the pain became almost unbearable. "that's it sweetheart, keep going" he was still holding your leg but was now by you, comforting you as you pushed. "okay stop pushing sweetie, that was amazing pushing y/n, i can see the head" Mary smiled and your heart swelled at the thought of your baby being here any second.

"okay, another contraction coming, give this one a big push y/n. this will probably be your last one" and as soon as that contraction came, your chin was to your chest as you pushed. you groaned as you felt your baby finally coming out. Pedro was now up again, wanting to see his baby come into the world. as soon as you heard that loud cry coming from your baby, instant tears started falling down both yours and Pedro's cheeks.

"you did it baby, i'm so proud of you" he said, tears rolling down his face as he kissed you passionately. "congratulations you two, it's a girl" Mary quickly put the baby on your chest and you looked down at this beautiful bundle of joy. Pedro thought he could never love anything more than he loved you, but as soon as he set eyes on his daughter his love for her grew, no words could describe how much he loved her.

"hi my angel, it's so nice to finally meet you" you whispered to her as you gently grabbed ahold of her tiny hand. she was beautiful. utterly perfect. Mary took your baby to the other side of the room where she would be weighed and would have all the regular checks any baby had, leaving you and Pedro alone. you moved over in the bed, allowing him to lay down next to you and as soon as he did he pulled you into his embrace.

"thank you" you heard him whisper as a few small kisses were planted on your forehead. he was grateful, grateful that you'd you went through this entire pregnancy and carried your baby, grateful that you'd chosen to do this with him and grateful that you'd grown your baby and now she was here with you both, where she belonged.

you looked up at him and saw that his tears hadn't stopped, they were still flowing freely down his flushed cheeks. you reached your hand up to wipe the tear streaks and smiled. "you don't have to thank me-" "no i do. you have done so much these past 9 months and i'm so grateful for that. i could have never done what you have and and i'm just really really lucky" he said, leaning down to kiss you again.

after a few short minutes of it being just the two of you, Mary brought over a wrapped up bundle of joy who was looking around the room with her dough eyes. "8 ibs and 6 Oz. she's really healthy. i'm going to leave you two alone for a while to give you time to adjust but just ring the buzzer if you need anything. again congratulations, she's absolutely beautiful" after she passed you your baby, you both said thank you and watched as she left the room.

"she's got so much hair" you whispered as you looked down at her, running your hand carefully over the top of her head. she was the most precious thing you'd ever seen. Pedro watched the two of you together, he had never in his left felt like this. he just felt pure love and adoration for the two of you. "she looks just like you baby, she's so beautiful" he kissed your forehead and let his hand stroke her cheek. this was love and he was so excited for the journey ahead.

#fanfiction #imagines #pedro pascal x you #pedro pascal imagines #pedro pascal x y/n #pedro pascal imagine #pedro pascal requests #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal x female reader #pedro pascal x fem!reader #dad!pedro pascal

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cannibalgh0st · 10 months

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I've known for a long time now that one day your art and enthusiasm and great taste in tropes would pull me into some fandom I never thought I'd join, but I'll be honest, I always guessed it was going to be one of those live action Gotham shows. Sports feels so wholly, entirely out of left field that I don't even know how to react. I've been going through the backlog of Jungle Boy's lore and taking furious notes! Like, he lost his father, then his father figure mentor turned on him and became his nemesis with a thousand personal remarks? And then his bestie joined his ex-mentor? And then he had to fight his ex mentor and beat him and then kissed him goodbye on the forehead before (symbolically?) killing him and then burying him like he did his father? And by doing so, his ex-mentor committed one final act of cruelty against him by forcing him to make that choice, to make Jungle Boy an agent of his own loss and deterioration, take part in it. And from that point on, Jungle Boy became more focused on going after what he wants and taking it no matter who is in his way? Did I understand all of that right?

And then he becomes best friends and partners with a guy who is like the perfect foil to him: an unstoppable 2nd gen fighter - young, even younger than himself. They have so much in common, and they like each other so much. But. Hook keeps winning. He hasn't lost his father. He hasn't lost his mentors or his friends. He hasn't sacrificed anything. And he. Still. Keeps. Winning. And it's always right there in Jungle Boy's face. And when JB turns on him, out of the blue, the first thing he does is drop to his knees as if...mourning himself? And then the next time he shows up, he's dressing, talking, and acting just like his (dead? is he dead in-universe or...? idk how that works) ex-mentor--

--ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! WRESTLING HAS JUST HAD THIS THE WHOLE TIME? I am going to show up every damn week from now on, and I'm going to have no idea what the moves being yelled out by the commentators are, and I am going to wait on the edge of my seat for the dialogue much like impatiently skipping paragraphs of description. And I'm going to make chips for it! WTF what the actual fuck there's enough for 2/3 books of a novelization trilogy here wtf wtf sports??? I am losing my mind

@emma-d-klutz how I enjoy out convos! ✨️

Yes, AEW actually has really good storylines- especially recently with Jungle Boy! That burial match was one of my favorites when he fought Christian Cage - it was so personal, but I appreciated the end results. Effing great, so choice. I'm wondering when they'll have another reunion soon? Now that Jack went heel *bad guy* and said a few nights again when he was in a team, he was a champion... maybe he'll team up with Cage and Luchasaurus again? Or he'll just be his own bad guy???

SO, the drama with him and Hook kinda felt off to me. A lot of people felt Hook was going to betray Jungle Boy, but I never saw that? Hook has always teamed up with people who've been good to him, and surprisingly, Hook is super chill with them, lol. But now the betrayal of Jack kinda makes me think if Hook will ever have another team up :( unless it was Danhausen or the Hardy Boys etc.

JungleHook was a very young and cool team up! I kinda wish they would've gone for tag titles... but alas...

The side drama is ongoing this upcoming Wednesday! I love AEW and how they have a variety of drama going on in between the fights. LOL - even better when the drama is in the ring...!!!

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slytherinshua · 1 year

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Wtf I literally don’t know what I want

Ummmm Seungwoo period comfort since I’m still on mine

Reader is having rlly bad cramps or smth 😟 IDK I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT FAIR

Cuddles Over Chocolate

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ genre and tags: fluff. period comfort. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ warnings: bad cramps. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ pairing: seungwoo x fem!reader. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ wc: 551. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ a/n: ty for requesting angie ilysmm 🫶 sry it's a bit late, but hope you enjoy it! (im so in love w him help me)

Seungwoo groggily walked out of the bedroom, still half asleep, but determined to find where you were in order to get his source of warmth back. The bed was unbearably cold when he was so used to having you to cuddle with. With the cold that came with your disappearance, it was no wonder that he woke up from it.

He found you easily, as the kitchen was the first place he thought to look. You sat at the table, completely entranced with the back of a chocolate chip package. You had a small bowl that you were holding, and Seungwoo had to stifle his laughter as he realised you were eating chocolate chips out of the bowl with a spoon.

You must’ve been half asleep too, Seungwoo inferred, as he saw how emotionless you ate the chocolate chips, completely oblivious to him standing in the doorway next to you.

He cleared his throat quietly, just enough to get your attention without startling you. You snapped out of your semi-trance, turning in the direction of the sound and finding Seungwoo standing by the doorway tiredly. He looked very cosy in his big hoodie and ruffled hair, but also unmistakably tired.

“Babe…” You started, putting down your empty bowl and standing up hesitantly, ignoring the pain from your stomach.

“It’s like 2 am?” He questioned your choices with a laugh, looking at the clock on the microwave. You smiled sheepishly, walking up to hug him before you explained yourself.

“Why were you eating chocolate chips like cereal?” He asked curiously, no trace of judgement in his voice - only an undeniable fondness for you.

“I woke up and… was in a lot of pain.” You mumbled into his chest, “But we were out of proper chocolate, and you were asleep, and I needed something to distract me. And I just found the chocolate chips in the cupboard and well… you get my point?”

He cocked his head to the side, nodding finally. It was a fair reason to eat chocolate chips like that, he supposed.

“I would’ve come to you to distract me from cramps.” You said quickly, “But I didn’t want to wake you up.”

“I woke up cause it was so cold with you gone.” He admitted, pouting down at you. You leaned up to kiss him quickly, uttering a small apology. He was definitely better at distracting you from cramps than chocolate chips - the small conversation already taking your mind off of the harsh pain.

“I’m tired, so we should go back to sleep now.” He muttered, as reluctant to break the hug as you were.

“Okay.” You were the first to break the hug, ushering your bowl to the sink and putting the chocolate chips away quickly so you could cuddle up to Seungwoo as quickly as possible. Once you were both under the covers again, you took back your favourite spot - snuggled up to his chest, with his arms wrapped comfortably around your figure.

“Are your cramps any better?” He asked hopefully, pressing soft kisses to your forehead every-so-often to provide whatever small comfort he could. He couldn’t take the pain away, but this was the next best thing.

“Now that you’re here, yes.” You smiled up at him, spreading a warm smile to his face as well.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ victon taglist: @yeonjuns-bluehair,, @syrxiee2

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smowkie · 1 year

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i was tagged by @novemberhush, thank you! 💗

Are you named after anyone? no

When was the last time you cried? uh, like a week ago? i watched Coco 💗

Do you have kids? nope!

Do you use sarcasm a lot? not a lot, no

What’s the first thing you notice about people? a very good question, as it depends on the person

What’s your eye colour? yes. (i hate this question because they're so... color. like, idk, yellow-green-blue-grey? wtf kind of color is that?? xD)

Scary movies or happy endings? these days i pretty much only go for happy endings (though scary movies will always have a place in my heart and i do miss them, even if i'm too chicken shit to actually watch them today xD)

Any special talents? not really

What are your hobbies? does watching too many tv-shows count? i sometimes write, but it's rare these days. i wish i could ride horses again, that was the best hobby

Have any pets? @lokemycat 💗

What sports do you play/have played? the closest would be the horse riding i did when i was younger, but i never saw that as a sport as i didn't compete

How tall are you? 178 cm (or 5'10")

Favourite subject in school? depends on what school and when, but lbr i never actually enjoyed school

Dream job? ugh. no.

First ship? Sterek was my first "proper" ship, or the first ship i shipped "properly" or something, idk, i didn't really know shipping until shortly before that and i'm sure i sorta lowkey shipped characters before that, but i can't remember any that i would say i actually shipped

Three ships? Barisi, Stony, Daforge.

Last (or current) song? Pretender by Foo Fighters

Last movie? Coco 💗

Currently reading? nothing

Currently watching? too many shows to name here, so i'll go with Star Trek: The Next Generation, as i'm currently in a rewatch "binge". 3 more episodes, then i'll start with Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. i love Star Trek 💗

Currently consuming? nothing, but i think i'll make some tea when i'm done with this

Currently craving? company, weirdly enough, as i'm so glad to finally be alone after having a friend stay here for three weeks. he left today and i'm feeling very lonely, but i'm also actually tired as hell and happy to be alone again. confusing. also bacon chips. (i have some in the pantry, i think i'll have them with my tea later)

i tag @lena221bee @thisisdoc @veltana @thor-ohdamnsonn and anyone else who wants to do this

#Smowkie talks #about Smowkie #tagged stuff #ask thingie

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hot-chip-and-lie-pride-archived · 4 years

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Vaseline.

All Vaseline knows is mcdonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie!

#vaseline #idk HOW to tag this wtf #memes #shitpost #your fav #eat hot chip and lie #fake pride flag #fake pride flag meme #mod lila :)

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isa-ghost · 3 years

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Hooby Heeby Time to Watch Mandela Catalogue

THINK

Ah fuck me this weird grainy TTS voice shit always spooks me

But in that way yall JSE followers usually see me being horny for Anti. Its that Good Spooky

Hold the fuck up I gotta grab me some chips n dip we strappin in

OOH WE DOIN SOME DOPPELGANGER SHIT, POGGERS

Tag urself I’m bighead man in the middle

TELL an authority member about your encounter. Hm no I dont think I will, we’re gonna be besties and do crime

Identify the class type?? Ok so this is some SCP shit now

...Wait I’m thinking of Anti bc of that oh.

THE WAY I CRACKED THE FUCK UP AT “KILL YOURSELF” I WASNT EXPECTING THAT LMAOOO

NAH. NAH THAT FACE AT 2:22 IS STRAIGHT UP JUST SOME WALTEN FILES SHIT NAH. I SEE YOU

Type 3: Slender Man

hey not to be rude but fuck that thing in the corner he needs to make like socialism and distribute that tall equally. to me. give me some tall

VOL 1

Gotta say, the patriotic music in the background of this urgent emergency broadcast message is really fucking funny to me

Can’t use psychological warfare on me if I do it to myself already *that What meme music plays as the camera freezes on my dumb face*

T.H.I.N.K. THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TEW OF US /spits into bucket

Oh fuck yeah we in that analog horror babieeee

Idk Victim 2 kinda hot

Cesar huh 😏

Cesar haunted house poggies

Am I gonna regret jokingly simping

MICHAEL JACKSON??

OH NO GIRL THAT STUTTER BEFORE THE CALL CONTINUED SOUNDED LIKE THAT FREAKY AUDIO FROM THE WALTEN FILES THAT I WAS YELLING ABOUT A WHILE BACK

I have decided I do not like the stairway cam

New gender unlocked: Suddenly Open Door

O NO CESAR TURNED INTO A FOOTPRINT

“It followed me home, Cesar”

Me, chugging my flavored water rn:

I DONT WANT YOUR PRESENT UNLESS ITS A SEXY DEMON OC I CAN SIMP FOR

...I was mindin my business watching and my Discord crashed. When I paused my Discord came back and as soon as I unpaused MC again it crashed again. Hm.

WAIT WHO LAUGHIN LIKE THAT ITS KINDA SEXY 😳

You cant give me unhinged man laughter I just simp

UH OH! YOU MADE A SERIOUS FUCKY W U C K Y. NOW YOU HAVE TO GO IN the forever box.

When am I gonna stop memeing and start shitting in fear

HEY WHATS WITH AO ONI FACE ASS, NUH UH FUCK YOU BRO

But nobody came :)

HEHE ITS THE FUNNY TTS VOICE IN THOSE MEMES

When the caller has an emergency, contact the weewoo wagon

OH MY MANS CAN HOLD A LOW NOTE GO TTS MAN GO

Do not help a caller reporting an alternate encounter?? Bitch that sounds like something that should be your job. >America moment 🙄

“Nothing is worth the wait, nothing is worth the wait” Oh hello that’s getting saved as an idea for my OC shit later

Toddler stress responses?? Oh we in some psychology now, this my major :00 *waits for the horrific shit to happen*

I THOUGHT THE CLICK BETWEEN THE AUDIO PLAYING AND RECORDING RESPONSE TIME WAS A GUN COCKING FLAKSDF DONT SHOOT THE BABY

SHEEPIES :D

There’s a man in the closet? Its 2021, let him come out. He’s valid

Gonna be real with you I paused here for at least 10 min bc my streamer distracted me with a fart video

*sees hooded smiling man* *and then goes to sleep the end!!!!* HM YEP THATS NOT BAD AT ALL

iM SORRY BUT HOODED MANS EYES LOOK GOOFY ASF IM DYIN HIS SUDDEN APPEARANCE COULDNT SCARE ME

Why he look like a drug addict tho. He want sum crack

Curse my Gen Z humor, this is literally so funny to me and for what

OVERTHRONE

OH HEY ITS THE FAITH GAME TTS GUY WASUP DUDE

Hm that whispering’s not very pogchamp

WELL THATS A WHACK ASS MOOD CHANGE END CARD

INTRUDER ALERT

Who is this man, he looks like he did a crime

This TTS voice sounds like a Karen

Me coping with the creepy baby crying by focusing on how that saturated af pic of the crib makes it look like the blanket is just a giant slice of cheddar cheese:

Wtf is this music >_>

Yeah no I expected the hanging whoop there it is

GOD NO I HATE THIS EMERGENCY BLOOPING BECAUSE AS A KID I WAS TERRIFIED OF TORNADOES AND IT’D SCREECH ON THE TV WHEN SHIT GOT RLLY BAD

OVER 3000 CHILDREN MISSING W H A T

Okay how does all of this stuff connect bc I’m gettin interested and my crackhead hours are winding down

M.A.D

Okay the man in the corner boutta catch these fuckin hands

I am ironically so tired after the busy day I had I s2g I’m gonna pass out soon and some weird shit’s gonna go down in my dreams wish me luck

#mandela catalogue #Isa Liveblogs #idk guess thats a tag now #only other thing ive liveblogged is Sean's Undertale playthrough and NITW tho #tw disturbing imagery #JUST IN CASE #long post

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mayo-advance · 3 years

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Brave Enough

Description: Terrifyingly Pietro Maximoff couldn’t be sure you’d always be there with him. Even more terrifyingly, you couldn’t always be there.

A/n: IM SO SORRY THIS IS UNEDITED. This could be gold or trash either way I finally wrote something. This is based on the song Brave Enough by Lindsey Sterling (go listen to it it has an amazing violing solo) anyways I’m so sorry idk what to write lately. Could be interpreted as a sequel to this

How could he be so sure you’d always be here?

Simple answer. He couldn’t.

It was supposed to be a simple mission.

It was supposed to be a mission so simple that it only called for you and him.

It was supposed to be an easy win.

So why was he losing right now?

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You sat with Pietro in your room playing connect 4. Sunlight filtered through the windows along the edge and music was softly playing in the background.

It had been a long day of training and this moment of relaxation was all you two needed.

Few words were exchanged as you guys let yourselves get lost in such a simple game.

You dropped your red piece into place and looked at Pietro to see his reaction. You had won again.

The score was 10-4.

He gazed up at you softly, letting out a quiet scoff.

You grinned at him triumphantly, “You didn’t see that coming?” You giggled at your use of his trademark line.

“I’m not allowed to win in this household.” Pietro pretended to pout. He crossed his arms and glared at the floor.

You let out another small giggle, “Well I can let you win the next one if you want.”

Pietro let out another huff. He didn’t say it but he liked losing - not that he’d do it on purpose. He liked seeing how it made you smile.

“Or we could play another game.” You let out the little chip holder part of the connect four game and all the chips fell out with the loud clatter of plastic on a hard flooring.

Pietro looked up at you, “Tag?” He gave you a cocky smile.

Your jaw dropped. “Pietro Bernard Maximoff, how dare you even think of that!” You sounded stern but you had a big grin on your face.

Pietro started picking up the chips. “Bernard?”

“It suits you,” You shrugged, putting away the chip holder thingy (wtf is it called?)

The two of you lapsed into a comfortable silence. There was an unspoken fondness between the two of you.

Why had he left it unspoken?

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You hadn’t seen the figure behind you. You hadn’t seen the giant spiked weapon they wielded, you didn’t see it glint in the light.

Pietro did. But not in time.

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You two lay in Pietro’s bed. You were on opposite ends and facing opposite directions. But you were together.

It was past midnight in the early morning, the sky was clouded and starless, there wasn’t even a slice of moonlight to shine down upon the Earth. The compound was dark and quiet, everyone was asleep except for you two.

You had had another nightmare.

It was the worst one so far.

You refused to talk about it but you had shown up at his door in the early morning and had been greeted by him in all of his bedheaded glory.

Neither of you said anything, he just stepped aside and you both chose your side of the bed and settled in.

‘I’m sorry’ You wanted to say. ‘I should have stayed in bed. I shouldn’t have woken you up’

Instead all you could say was, “Your room is always freezing.”

It came out as a croak. So quiet and fragile and broken.

Pietro still said nothing.

Maybe hes asleep.

You felt movement as be rolled over and you wondered what he was doing.

You jumped as his fingers lightly brushed against your sides but you didn’t stop him.

He pulled you close to him. He held you there tightly.

All that ran through his mind (aha a pun for your worries my good friends) over and over was ‘I love you.’

Why didn’t he say it out loud?

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I wish I was Brave Enough to love you.

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He didn’t have time to react before he saw it plunge through your chest.

No.

This isn’t real.

As fast as he could he had the man disarmed and on the ground. His mind was fuzzy as all he could think about was making sure you were okay.

You were also on the ground.

You smiled weakly at him as he stooped down to you. Your powers flickered and with them you flickered in and out if visibility. Like an illusion. Or one of those star wars holograms.

“Easy mission my ass. Amiright?”

He didn’t respond before rushing you back to the quinjet.

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“Whats it like to be fast?”

Pietro leaned his head back and looked over the couch. “Well whats it like to be invisible?”

You stood there taking a bite from your bowl of cereal. You froze midbite as you contemplated what he had said.

“Well.... Its hard to explain.” You mumbled through a mouthful of Lucky Charms. “Its too early for big brain time.”

Which was true. It was about 7:30 and you and Pietro had to train at 8. You would have been more awake minus the fact that it was a Saturday.

You and Piet had been offended by the extra training, thinking that it implied you weren’t good enough and needed extra work.

Wanda had rolled her eyes at your childish reactions. It was very obvious why you two got along so well.

You trudged over to where he lay sprawled out on the couch (This man is a fucking spreader I’m not wrong) and flopped down next to him.

You two sat in groggy morning silence. The only sound was the morning birds outside and you crunching on your cereal.

Occasionally you lifted your spoon up to Pietro’s mouth, offering a bite.

His arm came to rest around your shoulders and you two sat there half asleep sharing cereal.

“I’m gonna kick your ass today.” You muttered through a mouthful of cereal.

He huffed, “Yeah okay. I’d like to see that happen.”

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What we had was beautiful, I didn’t want to wreck it all.

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You had major blood loss, and even worse, your powers were freaking out.

Your powers were flickering intensely now, like a lightbulb when a child is playing with the light switch.

The doctors couldn’t risk harming you more when they couldn’t pinpoint any veins to put in painkillers and sterilizers to calm you down.

There was nothing they could do.

It took Wanda and Steve to keep Pietro from butting in.

Tears ran down his face as all he could do was wait while you lay in there dying and alone

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Wanda and Pietro were on a grocery run.

“You have to admit, you feel something about Y/n.” Wanda was putting strawberry jam in the cart.

Pietro scoffed, “First of all, they like Peach jam better so switch the strawberry out, secondly, they’re like a sibling to me.”

Wanda smiled as Pietro said some very contradictory things in the same sentance.

“I don’t recall you ever looking at me that way.” She removed the strawberry jam from the cart, “And if you did that would be concerning.”

Pietro was on the other side of the isle evaluating which pickle jar had the most pickles. He wanted his moneys worth.

“The way I look at them isn’t that bad.”

Wanda placed the peach jam in the cart instead. “Its not bad its just that you look at them like you look at those stupid track jackets you wear except worse.”

Pietro settled on a pickle jar, “And hows that?”

“You look at them like you couldn’t live without them. But you should tell them that before you regret it.” Wanda started moving onto the next isle.

Pietro rolled his eyes, “How come anytime I go anywhere with you it ends up being something meaningful.”

“What would you rather talk about?”

“Last week Y/n told me about good things to name a cat. My favorite was Clothing Hanger.”

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It was just so hard to let you know, and now its all too late.

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Pietro sat on the edge of his bed.

It was raining outside and the whole world was grey. The compound was quiet, but not a comfortable quiet that he so often experienced with Y/n.

It was a cold silence.

Your funeral was today.

You had been announced dead a week ago when your body had flickered out and vanished.

Not just from sight but from existence.

The moment he learned that he felt his heart shatter.

You had always been afraid of disappearing.

He was dressed in a fully black suit. He had been asked to give a speech but he had refused because what would he say?

How could he put every amazing thing you were into words?

He couldn’t.

He wished he could so that they could all understand. He wished he could bottle every emotion he had ever felt in your presence and dump it onto a canvas not only so everyone could understand but also so he could have a part of you with him.

He had been alone this week.

Wanda visited a few times, she had been really close with you as well, but she could never find the words that Pietro needed to hear.

Everyone else in the compound tiptoed around him like he was surrounded by shards of glass.

It was supposed to be a simple mission.

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Pietro didn’t sleep well that night. He rolled over and over again, restless.

Where were you Y/n?

Why weren’t you there with him to complain about how cold his room was?

Or play Connect 4?

Or to share food with?

Where did you go?

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In his dreams he told you he loved you over and over and over again.

You never heard him. You never will.

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I wish I was Brave Enough to love you.

Taglist: @amourtentiaa , @xxxtwilightaxelxxx

#pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff x reader #quicksilver #quicksilver x reader #mcu #marvel #wanda maximoff #wandavision #maximoff twins #avengers #avengers aou #age of ultron #pietro maximoff imagine #pietro maximoff angst #this could have been loads better but I got lazy im sorry

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luimagines · 3 years

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I am not a writer. Nor am I a person who posts stuff online,if at all rarely. But I am capable of typing and I am legally allowed to say that I have won a high school writing contest in my 3rd period English class in Sophomore year.I am still,what they call,VERY RUSTY.Take that as you may,but never in my life have I read an anonymous ask that has made me be burts into a desire to want to write down a bunch of story ideas of a dream that stranger had and then share it to another stranger online, to reply to publicly to about 100 more other strangers online. But none the less I STILL want to share to you sone of my--headcanons??--ideas??--bullshit dream story plotline??--(idk)-- I'll try to keep it limited because i don't want you to end up reading a rant novel-

I like to think that this //reader link? I'll just use y/n as a stand in i guess for this character or reader ??sorry if you dont like it,you can change it if you want?//before meeting The Chain Links *tm,she use to have a lot of problems being a #femaleheroinduringmediaveltimes but not in a way that most might see?I don't believe she would have really care for other people's opinions on the matter because she sees it as something very trivial and people will alway find a reason to look down on you and she also wasn't exactly let off easy for it during her training to be the hero of her kingdom.Even if she didn't want it,she was already destined and chosen for this path regardless of any possible sexist belief anyone had to offer.Her being the destined hero and needing to be strong enough to fight against Ganon was the utmost important thing on the to-do list,So bullshit like that was not accepted and they made sure it was in grain into her brain.

"Don't believe your enemies will ever go easy on you no matter what you are".

Most of the problems she would struggle as female I think ,would be on more on the biological side of things,for example like getting her period but being forced to have to truck though them anyways because she was a hero and it meant that you couldn't just take time off from your responsibilities and duty as Hyrule's saviour "just for some bad cramps" when you have lives to be saving and a world that needs to be protecting.So she would just not show any sign of complaint to the others about it or even let alone tell them about it and it just always seemed like from the outside that she would randomly just get super quiet and little withdrawn for no reason every month or so with a sort of tired/vacant look in their eyes?Anon also mentioned them having more of a military knight background and assuming she had been trained to or at least has lead troops into war/battle before,she could definitely be one of the teams best strategist along side with Warrior Link.I can definitely see them getting closer because of this as they're usually chipping in plans together and coming up with ideas/plans with what the best ways to use everyone on the team's special skills for certain position/roles during possible future battles.But a little bit after the whole "river" scenario i can definitely see legend sort of yell at her like

"wtf you is a girl and did not tell??? eXPLANaTiOn?????" "Because i didn't think it mattered??" "iT DoSe MaTtEr! ThAtS a bIG tHiNg!!"

There would definitely be a bit of an intervention with everyone to talk about the issue from "before". Maybe some what after everyone had gotten redressed and suddenly didn't feel like bathing anymore. After that everyone seem...awkward. No one knew exactly how to continue on with the revelation,so they all just stayed quite.At first she mistook this as a sign that everyone handled it well,she tried to continue business as always.While everyone was packing up to head out,she'd suddenly feel everyone's eyes.... Looking at her. When she turned she everyone just minding their own business.Maybe it was all just in herhead.The rest of the walk seem almost dead quiet.The once cheer mood of chatter was now replaced with an awkward tension filled with only small side glances,little quiet whispering from behind and an inability to look her in the face when she tried chatting with anyone.Is this what it was going to be like from now on?No of course not.They wouldn't let something as trivial as this get in the way of their relationship,right?they were still friends,right?

If you have the ability to but the stories in your head into recorded words then that makes you a writer.

No, I will not take any criticism on this matter.

This is beautifully thought out and it was a joy to read. I had to read it out loud out of fear that I would miss something entirely but I'm glad I did.

I would imagine it to be difficult to be on her period simply because when you're traveling there's no supplies to help out or lessen the situation! No cotton, no pain killers, not a lot of hot water to begin with... And yeah, she wouldn't say anything about it because a soldier wouldn't have the time to take care of it, let alone a hero.

She would also be the most used to blood on her clothes out of the group I think at this point. Just takes it upon her self to clean their clothes because they never seem to be able to get all of it and they don't know what they're doing even if she were to tell them how.

The boys think it's some magic technique but no.... it's just experience.

But the reader here that you mentioned would have had good teachers for burning it into her brain that it doesn't matter what body she has or what other people say because she the hero. She was born for this and there's no pleasing any one anyway. the best way out of this is to do the job and make sure you can get out alive.

What I want of the last paragraph is for her to get a little mad and question what the hell s wrong with everyone and then for someone to reply that it would have been disrespectful to look without direct permission because she would have deserved better than that. Like, they're fine with each other because they all have the same parts so like no big deal, but for them so openly show her themselves, verses her being seen openly.

I think it'll be a mixed bag of them being embarrassed that they were seen and that they saw her.

I think the ones least effected by it would be Wind, Warrior and Hyrule. Hyrule, because there's no like no people in his world so he doesn't have the same perception as the others, verses Wind who would probably be weird in the beginning but promptly not think too much on it because he has a sister at home and would help her bath when she was younger, verses Tetra who has had multiple shirts torn in the middle of battle- so who cares?

I was originally going to put Warrior as one of the most effected but I've played the game.... There are so many female warriors so if they got hit in the boob and needed attention then you take care of it. no questions asked and you move on with your day end of story.

The most effected would probably be Time, Twilight and Sky.

Time and Sky because- holy cow, I have a significant other, what am I going to say if they find out I saw another naked woman? Nothing. That's what. I'm a dead man if they ever find out.

Twilight because he was raised with his respect woman juice for breakfast and would have gladly turned away and oh my god- my mom is not going to like that I just didn't do anything this entire time and she's going to think that I just stared like some degenerate and what do I do now?

I think this is a fun concept and I don't mind exploring it more, but I'm beginning to suspect that I'm going to need a tag for the dream saga aren't I?

#pinky replies #Dream Anon #thank you for this #and thank you #Anon #for sharing your thought and contributing to the project #I appreciate it greatly made my night #Mulan! Link

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captorsicallfriends · 3 years

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ASDKJHDFLKSJHASDF SADF HOW DID I NOT SEE THE POST?????

WTFFF CONGRATS DIYA???? I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE POST IDK HOW WTFFFF 😭😭😭😭 I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE BUT LIKE- CONGRATS DIYA!!!! SAJFHASDJSDF I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 💕💕💕

Anyways- sksksk ok sorry for screaming into your inbox but still- Congratulations!!! Absolutely deserved <33333

Also- how did those chocolate chip muffins go? 💚💚

And for that ask game thingie- ✨ perhaps? (I have become planet trash and I blame this entirely on Atlas:Space sksksk)

Also unrelated but tumblr wtf why is the ask button RIGHT NEXT TO THE FOLLOW BUTTON 😭😭 I keep unfollowing and following instead of clicking ask

Oh wow TYSM!! It means a lot coming from you!! :) (dw about not seeing the post sometimes my notifs don't show up posts im tagged in too) and please scream into my inbox whenever you want, i highly welcome it :3

those choc chip muffins turned out delicious!! i've had two and honestly they're way too good!

alright time for your psychoanalysis.

✨- Saturn. Let's be honest, it's hard not to love you. Your beauty is unimaginable and you present yourself in a way so unique, they marvel at you. You try to make sense of the infinite but it's okay if you don't. Sometimes you need that reminder to prevent yourself from spiralling. You need to be able to make sense of everything but when that fails, you're capable of noticing the little things and admiring their beauty.

(omg yes sal definitely increased my love of the planets and all these analyses are based off the atlas: space album hehe)

and yes the ask and follow button are way too close together. i've lost count of how many times i accidentally unfollowed someone while trying to send an ask. dw about it tho i understand

#diya answers #diya's ask game #diya's celebrations #sierice <3

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bl00doodle · 23 days

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Some doodles recently!!

#my art #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #sonadow #sonadilver #chip the light gaia #idk how to tag chip wtf

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thebadchoicemachine · 3 years

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my brain is ERROR rn so instead of articulated have some half baked lsadflakshd Dimensions rambles

@thecatchat

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Fundy in Orch

- Fundy was a child when he fell through a portal to Orch and doesn’t realize he’s from another dimension

- He’s semi-holographic with only an endoskeleton being physical. Sort of hard light situation, like touching him is part way between a gas and a solid, sort of glitchy.

- Thats how he can look like a fox! With some effort and practice (like drawing) he can change his form.

- Sam helps repair his body with redstone and everyone just assumes he’s sone kind of strange damaged cyborg As robotics aren’t strange in Orch.

- He’s got a different kind of body than Tubbo because of it. Aside from just being different builds (Tubbo is a solid robot) but after so many years of being worked on by Sam he’s no longer made up of the same sci fi material. Simpler metals and such. He’s got more dull dusty red glows and not the bright blue signature to Ywuscore.

- Nobody talks about it much but everyone agrees Fundy was probably created and treated unethically. As far as Sam knows he’s someone they rescued after he ran away from some maniac in Orch.

- (He wasn’t, the portal just screwed him up because unstable) also he doesn’t really care where he came from. He knows they’ve got a worry about him but now they’re all grown up and doing good he shrugs it off.

- Protective friend group? yes. Especially Ponk.

- He remembers Ywuscore but not in detail and overtime has morphed them into just “somewhere else I used to be.”

- mmmmm Hannah sister figure to everyone.

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Tubbo in Orch

- Tubbo and Tommy ending up visiting Orch?

- TUBBO SEES BEES!!! charlie slimecicle reaction ensues. Tommy gets Phil to make some bees in Sleepy.

- idk if Fundy ever fully realizes where he’s from, agt least not blatantly stated in story. He’s different enough from Tubbo it’s not obvious but he finds a kinship in friendship him :)

- I imagine a scene where Azure (or alex?) something something Karl is explaining it he’s there for plot exposition and he just makes a face and goes “wait, so- it’s- ...mom?” and there’s a nearly audible record scratch as everyone, even almost azure, is like “dude. what.”

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Oh yeah here’s some karl lore

- (Karl can portal, he’s like skipping the shell altogether. Only people who are willing can enter his portals if someone is consciously not thinking about entering they won’t. Also, obviously, he needs to want them to. If he wants to drag someone through forcefully it’s a throw of wills with him at a disadvantage.)

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Tubbo and Tommy in Prowa

- Since Travelers have to phase through it’s harder the more solid the world.

- Tommy is stuck for a while while he recharges enough to exit but first he wants to find Wilbur so he can brag how he made it into Prowa.

- Tubbo gets hurt somehow (maybe electrocuted?) and gets hyper because robot

- They go to the Casino where Wilbur talked about cleaning out some people (he screws over Charlie a lot for funsies. They’ve got a card rivalry)

- Anyway they make their way to Virido Chip which is closed and, having little to no social care and whatever they did have being either drained or overpowered, they just break in. Tubbo breaks the door in so it’s still closes but the lock is gone and handel is broken.

-Tubbo’s strong btw

- Schlatt is there (it’s after hours) and being used to being attacked goes full defense mode and sneaks up front, gun pulled, only to find two weird looking kids just shuffling around.

- He’s thrown off enough to let his guard down in this moment of “wtf”

- Anway Schlatt has to babysit a glowy blue and (racoon? avian?) teenangers. One of whom is tired and grumpy and the other is very cheerful and hyper. WHile trying desperately to get a hold of Quackity because there’s no way this isn’t his weird boyfriends chart.

- He calls Charlie. Imagine this full grown bouncer ram man struggling to work a 1920s phone as Tubbo runs around looking at all the cool new stuff, tryong to stop him from grabbing the phone out of his hands, also while a very tired Tommy swears at him from the ground.

-Charlie shows up to help after not really understanding the explanation and Tubbo get to talk about the BEST creatures from other dimensions (Slimes and Bees)

- Charlie also figures out where Wilbur is, cleaning out some other Casino since Virido was closed.

- Quackity comes back from a date to either A) a surprisingly wholesome scene where they’re all laying on the floor playing dominoes, Tommy having gained some energy and Tubbo having spent some, or B)

(i think I like A better although it was like B at some point definitely)

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Wilbur in SaiSai

- wants to see what all the fuss is about after talking to the fiancees about it so tags along

- Isn’t with them at first, just goes on his own

- Takes the form of a merfolk at first because water world. Swims around for a while, then meets a ship and has a bit of a conversation with the crew and wants to come on board.

-They’re like “uh, no? Even if yes, how? You don’t even have legs.” and he laughs darkly (because he likes screwing with people) and turns into smoke? bird? flies up onto the ship and lands, taking on his ordinary form.

- His mysterious stranger moment (tm) however gets cut short by Pufft deking him over the side with either her fists or a mop or if she’s got her horns she head butts him off?

- “NO MORE! No more fucking omens on my fucking ships! I’m sick of it!”

- Jack: “Puffy, this is my ship.”

- something something she ends up saying “Karl, Quackity, and Sapnap are an exception because they’re very polite.”

#karlnapity dimensions #unofficial dimensions #orch dimensions #ksq dimensions plot #ksq dimensions lore #SaiSai dimensions #Ywuscore dimensions

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clonecest-bin-account · 3 years

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I'm kind of new in the CW fandom, and can't managed to read Karen Traviss, but I see bad opinions about her books. Please, could you explain a little more? Thanks!

I don’t know if I’m the best person to ask this, since I still haven’t finished the novels, so I couldn’t give you a fully accurate answer, but, I can tell you what I think about what I’ve read so far.

First of all, painfully cishet, so with all the tropes and sterotypes this brings. Maybe it wouldn’t bother me so much if I wasn’t a Mean Gay(TM) but I am, so it bothers me quite a lot. It doesn’t help that Traviss is a terf, and as much as one can say separate the art from the artist, the entire vibes of the books make me go “ah yes, it was clearly written by a terf”. Only a terf could be a woman and a rampant mysoginist at the same time.

Secondly, Traviss is very obviously anti Jedi and pro Mandalorians, which ends up with her greatly misinterpreting the Jedi so that she can tell you how better the Mandalorians are. For her, the only good Jedi are her OCs, which to me sounds like something Moffatt would say, and that’s not a compliment at all. You must really be an asshole to dismiss everything someone else created in order to say “only my stuff is good”.

For someone who considers herself so “pro clones” she also seems to do the same thing she does for the Jedi, as in only her ocs are actually deign of note. Also I don’t know what she has against ARC troopers, but she always dunks on them, unless it’s the Null-ARCs which are basically another kind of ARC that she came up with, so it’s still a “only my ocs are good” territory.

Last thing, everything about Kal Skirata, fervent anti-Jedi mysoginist (in a “it’s your fault, female Jedi, for getting pregnant by having sex with a clone, because you should’ve known better, so I’m gonna abuse you and make it so that you’ll be terrified of me and also the kid once they’re born won’t be yours but mine” way) that says stuff that should make any sensible read go wtf are you talking about (the pregnacy one is just one of the many bullshittery he says), but he’s treated by the narrative as a flawless paragon of virtue, which I hate. I’m not against him being that way, because characters can and should have flaws, but I hate that he gets away with all everything he says or does. Even the Jedi ocs, which remember, for Traviss are the only good Jedi, are basically mindless idiots who blindly follow what Skirata says. If he suffered more consequences for the way he is, I would’ve been fine with him, but I guess I couldn’t expect that from what is basically the author’s self insert.

I mean, I don’t know what I expected from someone who thinks that Order 66 is the Big Moment of clone rebellion, and sure you might argue that at the time the stuff with the chips wasn’t a thing yet, but if you think that clones being so blindly loyal to orders that they wouldn’t even think about what they’re doing, you know, like a droid would, is a good thing... I guess you do you, but at that point I would ask myself why would you care so much about characters like that.

Idk, I’m just so disappointed that the clone centric content in all SW canon is this, and even then I wouldn’t know if calling it clone centric would be right, since once Skirata appears he kinda steals the show, but oh well. I’m sad that if you want more clone centric stuff you either have to watch CW which, in the end, isn’t that clone centric at all except for maybe 2 or 3 arcs, the Bad Batch show, which seems to be framed as “The Special Ones VS The Faceless Meat Droids”, so clone centric but only if you are Special, and these books.

If you look around the repcomm tag, you’ll surely find more detailed posts about this by people who have finished the books, which is something that I actually recommend you if you want to get a clearer picture.

#rants #reply #Anonymous

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darkelite020 · 3 years

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Bad batch thoughts & predictions ep 3

I wanna start having written reactions somewhere and predictions cause itd be fun I think to see what actually ends up happening and remembering what I thought at the time so im dumping it here, youre welcome. (Feel free to discuss if you want) if you want to keep up with it im gonna be tagging these as #jay rambles about bb

- wrecker wanting omegas food but not taking it because of what hunter said and then wrecker tries to adapt to consider shes a kid more throughout the whole ep is so cute but also its interesting cause we know the clones werent raised gently like that so its wholesome that theyre trying their best. - the scanner tech is making for the inhibitor chips is so important. They didnt talk about it a lot but YO HEAR ME OUT: so wrecker clonked his head when they crashed which they showed on screen but its 100% a cover up for this whole thing thats gonna go down. I feel like because wrecker talked about his head hurting a lot its more than just a simple thing- yes getting hit in the head hurts but my man was shot by crosshair and he complained about that less as far as we know and its a huge coincidence that they are making the inhibitor chip scanner at the same time. What if him hitting his head messed with his inhibitor chip and later they are gonna use the scanner and figure that out- maybe wrecker starts getting tempted to do bad things like crosshair. Cause in clone wars when the clones also got their chips messed with a lot of them would like rub there head or hold their head like it hurt also.

- The whole argument that random people are better to fight with than the clones is... so dumb to me??? I love the clones so bias maybe but it is not smart imo. The whole "oh but they will want to fight" thing is better than the clones made to do it?? Like, yeah, morally thats a good thing, maybe dont have clones as like literal fucking slaves for your war, but lots of clones liked it aside from the fighting itself? Like nobody likes the bloodshed but that goes for normal people too, but think of clones like hardcase who 'was just doing things to have fun' and even 99 who *wanted* to be a soldier so badly and wanted to have a moment where he could prove like his usefulness as a soldier and stuff. I get the clones are expensive but they are just vastly better. Yes the clones can train people which is their plan but like people will always be less loyal than the clones and hnnggg

- crosshair you fuckin bimbo didnt talk about how the soldiers wanted to not go with their orders like legit if crosshair said "They didn't want to do the mission" SO MUCH wouldve been different and thats wild because we all know theyd take crosshairs word on it since crosshair proved himself already and is loyal to them so if crosshair said 'actually it went bad at first' like bro

- omega has an ability and still have no idea what it is but its gonna be crazy when we figure it out cause im sure its something theyve been slipping a little into each episode and when we figure it out we're all gonna sit here like "wow we are fucking blind"

- Echo with a flashlight makes me realize something and now I worry for that boi ;-; : my mans has only one hand (which yes we knew) but I was so concerned when he was looking for the dragon holding the flashlight cause like bitch if that thing attacked him he literally cant shoot it and im sure he still has moments maybe where he tries to use his other hand like out of reflex for things and ;-;

- - I mean technically hes been like that for a while now but he was like brainwashed for a lot of it and while probably not im still worried they are gonna have that come into play somehow

- very proud of omega for taking the mission into her own hands pop off sis

- - but also she literally called for help before they went and none of them came to help like bruh wtf what were you all doing like if shes using HUNTERS COMMS youd figure 'oh fuck hunter and omega are in trouble' like yes you got to fix the ship or something but hello??? save them first???

- crosshair looking at the tally on the wall HURTS ME THANKS DAVE

- wrecker making omegas room is the cutest shit and he even gave her lula BUT THATS GONNA HURT SO MUCH WORSE WHEN HE GOES BAD AND OH MY GOD

- bad batch more like sad batch

- kind of about the other two episodes a little but: legit worried for the end of the show because they already showed 66 and that was like the big ending for clone wars and that hurt a fuck ton, and they STARTED the show with that, so like.... what the fuck is the sad thing theyre gonna rip our hearts out with at the end? I think 66 was definitely an interesting way to start because we get a better look at what went down afterwards and also that way its not super repetitive with tcw but like... yeah idk where or when its gonna end and we all know they are gonna do some shit like that again when the show is over so im excited but also deeply concerned.

#bad batch #bad batch spoilers #bad batch episode 3 spoilers #star wars the clone wars #tcw spoilers #jay rambles about bb #star wars #tcw

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questions about countermeasures you say?? feel free to ignore anything you don't want to address btw!! idk if this is what you're looking for/helpful but! hin ch 7 fives admits to himself that he loves her but iirc we haven't heard the same from renna -- how does renna feel about how quickly she and fives and formed this bond? have either of them allowed themselves to wonder what might happen if things work out (or are they both, rightfully, anxious and terrified lol)? okay and lastly i promise, what's kix thinking?? we don't see much of him in the original episode and now that fives is talking about a LADY, what's going on in that man's head??

ANYWAY super excited for this last chapter, love this series and i'm desperate to know how you're going to finish it :) xx

!!!!! hiiii

I need to reread it all tbh because I forgot wtf happens ok soooo (putting it under the cut for spoilers if someone wants to read who hasn’t yet read) I hope you can understand my jumbled thoughts fffffff

Renna's surprised that she fell for a clone so quickly - which I think(?) she mentions in her thoughts quite a few times throughout it all - but honestly, she recognized right from the get-go that Fives was different, and them getting closer only solidified her feelings for him. Those feelings went from purely physical to emotional in the matter of days, and I would say that she's scared of her love for him because she has a gut feeling that everything will just not be ok in the end, especially after that worrying & vague post-sex conversation they had in ch 6. Ch 7 is the only chapter we really get Fives' take on what's going on and it made me super sad with every word I typed and he’s already extremely desperate to find a trustworthy person for him to speak to who’ll make sure she’s safe after it’s all said and done (and, you know, to try to stop the murder of all Jedi at the hands of his own kind. two birds one stone type of thing). at the end of ch 6, Fives is fully aware that he’s just not in the right state of mind because of that long-neck BITCH and lets just say the effects of that drug were paused for the moment while he and Ren went to pound town. I could pin that down to “love overcomes all” type of shit, idk. It’s all in the moment and truthfully - it’s a goodbye fuck (that happens also to be “making love” in Fives’ eyes, and Renna will come to see it as the same way). They both feel it, but neither of them wanna say it’s so in the moment and even after. He doesn’t have a chance to think about life after it’s all over, because in his mind, it doesn’t end well for him - so he’s doing everything in his power to get the message out to the right people before it’s too late. Fives has no clue what will happen to him after meeting with Rex and Anakin, because he’s just not thinking clearly nor that far. Renna, on the other hand, has a brief moment of “well what will happen with us” at the start of ch 6 (if I remember correctly) and goes over the small possibility of having a life together, but doesn’t go into too much thought about it. Seems like I gotta include that in the final chapter ;) She for sure isn’t going back to what she was doing before, since it all pretty much got derailed - but I do plan on digging into her future in this final chapter.

So, canonically speaking, I think we all pretty much know what happens with Kix because of what Fives tells him at 79′s. You know, the being frozen in cryo for 50 or so years after his capture by Dooku’s agents because of his sniffing around the chips

I WILL say that someone who Renna was not expecting to see ends up showing up at her front door in the final chapter ooooooooo

I already know what the very last line of the series is gonna, be but it’s a secret :’))) maybe I’ll post a teaser of the chapter when I feel good enough about how it’s coming! idk if you want me to add you in the tags for the series buttttt

But thank you for picking my brain - I seriously need to reread the series. It’s hard to read things from months ago, because I cringe at some aspects of my style and certain verbiage I used (not just this series, but all of my first works), but I’m learning that it’s fineeee to go back and just take it in. Whatever my earlier works are, they’ve been posted and there’s no gong back ahaha

#countermeasures series #m answers #mysteryhacked #pick my brain #I uh hope this makes sense LOL

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