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lovebugism · 7 months

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AH HI!! so... i love the way you write ditzy!reader, and especially with steve idk it just warms my heart yk? The way they interact 😭 it's so lovely

Since I'm an angsty girly at heart, I thought about a situation where steve gets a teeny tiny bit frustrated with ditzy!reader, but it's just seconds, even less than that but it's enough to make her upset for making him upset but also a super fluffy moment between both of them and steve being mesmerized by her and just so much in love

ahh thank u lovie! pls enjoy!! — steve gets frustrated with his sensitive gf and makes up with her accordingly (hurt/comfort, established relationship, 2.7k)

fictober (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

You keep Steve company during the last half of his shift like you always do.

He’s grumpier than usual, though — all pouty and visibly brooding.

You plop yourself on the front counter of Family Video and ask him what’s wrong, and he tells you that the day’s been hell and he’s just tired. There is no “but I feel better now” like there usually is when he’s upset but doesn’t want you to think it’s your fault.

The “because you’re here” is typically implied.

Not so much now.

You’re having the complete opposite day of your sulking boyfriend. Yours had been dreadfully boring, or at least you say it had been, but you find a million different things to tell him. You’re too excited after having spent so many hours without him, like a dog with a wagging tail. You’ve got the zoomies of the mouth, if you could even call it that.

“—And then I saw the cutest dog on the way over here. His name was Cappy, and he was huge, and the owner was so nice. He even let me pet him, and he literally felt like a cloud— the dog, not the owner.”

Steve is used to this. The whole rambling about nothing thing. He loves it about you, actually. It took him ages to coax you out of that shell after your asshole ex told you that you talked too much, convinced you that no one cared about what you had to say.

You’re more comfortable now, and Steve loves that you are, but right now he just can’t concentrate.

Keith’s been on his ass about inventory all day, and he just learned how to do it on the old, bulky computer this morning — but only after Robin made him an hour late to his shift. Everything’s just too much now. He’s overwhelmed to the point of spontaneous combustion.

For the first time ever, you’re not helping.

“—And, like, I know when we move into our apartment, we’re technically not allowed to have pets, but like… What about a fish? Or a turtle?” you wonder aloud but don’t stop to let him answer. Sitting on the edge of the counter, you kick your feet and flit your eyes to the spotted ceiling. “What if I start feeding the deer in the woods, and they just start showing up at our backdoor? ‘Cause technically—”

“Babe, please,” Steve snaps suddenly when your sneaker knocks his chair. He’s buzzing with anger, and even though it’s not because of you, he doesn’t know where else to put it.

Your eyes go wide at the newfound bite in his tone. He’s not shouting at you, but it makes your heart stop like he is. You feel like a kid again, getting scolded for being “too much.”

“…What?” you squeak.

Steve sighs. A deep, heavy sigh. It doesn’t remove the leaden weight from his chest, though.

“I’m… I’m really trying to concentrate here, and you’re just— you’re making it really hard,” he tells you through gritted teeth, trying hard to keep his composure.

You deflate like a popped balloon. “Oh…”

He can hear the waver in your tone, the way your voice sounds wet with unshed tears. But he’s too overwhelmed — internally raging and selfish with it. His sweltering temper makes his woe feel more important than yours.

“Yeah, so… Can you just— go bother someone else for, like, five minutes?” he asks, fists clenched on either side of the clunky keyboard, his gaze concentrated on the pixelated screen. “Robin’s probably sulking in a corner somewhere. Go find her.”

Your face crumbles like a balled-up piece of paper. Your chest gets all tight, and your eyes start to burn when tears gather behind them.

You’d always been a flower of melodrama — blooming eternally and constantly sensitive. So when Steve cut you off as you fantasized about a family of deer living in the backyard of an apartment you were supposed to share together, it felt like a knife in your chest.

The irrational thought that he no longer wanted any of that with you was fleeting and vivid and burning. Irrational, still.

But now you’re annoying him. He’s told you as much, with an unusual harshness he’s never spat at you before. And now your fears feel much more real.

“I’m bothering you?” you ask him, barely intelligible through the whimper in your throat.

Steve huffs again. His elbows thunk against the desk when he puts his head in his palms, swiping his fingers through his hair like he always does when he’s antsy.

“I just really need to get this done,” he tells you, softer now. He makes himself mad all over again, though, and gets sharper once more. “I need to finish this before I get fired, and then we have no apartment to move into because we have no money, alright?”

There it is. The root of all his anger. A lingering feeling of inadequacy.

He wants a life with you, but all he’s got is a measly Family Video salary — which he’s lucky to have apparently, because he can’t seem to do anything right. It stirs like a fire in the pit of his stomach.

After another deep breath, he finally turns to look up at you. His honey eyes are wet and stern. The chiseled edges of his features are sharp. Gently, he pleads. “I really need to work here, babe.”

You nod, understanding and internally weeping. “Okay. I’m— I’m sorry, I was just— I’ve been missing you all day, and I got too excited, I think,” you confess, wringing your clammy hands in your lap like a scolded child.

“Don’t apologize,” Steve says with a huff, leaning back against the squeaking swivel chair. It’s old and has lost all its cushion. His stiff back aches all the more. There’s no relief, to any of it.

He sits back up again and puts his unsure hands back on the keyboard. “Just— Just go, okay? Let me finish this.”

He leaves little room for argument.

You wouldn’t, though, even if you wanted to. Which you do. You’re just not strong enough.

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Steve tells you to go, but you end up in the kiddie corner across the store.

Mr. Rogers puts on a bright red cardigan and sings a tune that makes you feel like crying. You sit on the color-blocked carpet, surrounded by block toys, and clutch a stuffed bunny to your chest. You can’t tell if the vintage VHS is making the screen blurry or if it’s the tears gathering heavy at your waterline.

Robin walks by you, does a double-take, and immediately reports to Steve.

“What did you do?” she interrogates with narrowed eyes, strolling up to the counter with a cart full of tapes to put away.

The hearty tap, tap, taping of the keyboard fills the silence.

Steve doesn’t look at her until he’s finished up the last of his work. Only when it’s fully and finally complete does his hardened gaze dart to her. “What are you talking about?”

“Your girlfriend. She’s upset.”

“What do you mean she’s upset?”

Robin rolls her eyes at his obliviousness. “I don’t know. She’s singing the Mister Roger’s theme song and, like, crying. It’s weird.”

Steve’s brows pinch. His heart does, too. “Crying?”

“Well— not crying, exactly. It’s this really weird blubbering thing.” She fails to explain it so she tries to imitate it. A sobbing, sniffling sort of noise. She fails at that, too. Her scrunched face goes back to normal. “Like that.”

Deadpanned, Steve nods. “Wow, Robin. That was really helpful. Thank you.”

“Just go comfort your girlfriend, dingus.”

Steve still thinks she’s joking. Robin doesn’t lie, but she does have a tendency to overemphasize the mundane.

He goes to see you anyway, though, and doesn’t think twice about any of it — about what Robin said or what he had said to you before that.

He finds you in the kid’s section, in front of the tiny television, surrounded by brightly colored toys. He smiles at the sight of you, exhaling a sharp laugh through his nose.

“What are you doing all the way over here, huh?” he questions to announce his arrival, which you seemingly hadn’t noticed. “This area is usually for kids, ya know? Well, kids and Dustin Henderson.”

He doesn’t sound as annoyed with you anymore. You’re grateful for that much, but you still feel a bit sick about the whole thing.

Your nervous hands pick the cotton of the fuzzy bunny in your arms. You keep your gaze on the television in front of you, but you aren’t really watching it anymore. “I used to watch this stuff a lot growing up. The nostalgia sorta makes me wanna puke. But, like, in a good way.”

Steve scoffs. “Well, maybe we should turn it off then, ‘cause if I have to clean up vomit after the day I’ve had, I might actually go insane.”

He’s kidding. Mostly. The universe tends to be cruel like that, but he’d clean up all your messes a thousand times over if he had to.

He laughs at his own joke as he crouches to sit down next to you. He bends his knees, props his arms on top of them, and looks over at you. You don’t crack a smile for him, which is weird because you always laugh at his jokes. Even the ones that aren’t funny. Especially the ones that aren’t funny.

His smile ebbs to a wavering half-smirk as he knocks his shoulder with yours. “You okay?”

You think for a moment, jutting your lips out, unblinking at the television screen. “No,” you answer after a few seconds of silence. “But I’ll get over it. I think.”

Your honesty makes his heart wrench — like you’ve wrapped both your tiny hands around the beating organ and squeezed. It knocks the breath out of his lungs, a fish so ruthlessly pulled from the water. He tries to speak through the sudden lack of air. “Wh—What happened? Was it… Did I do something? Did you—”

“No,” you cut off his stammering with a firm shake of your head. “I did something.”

“Oh,” is all he says, pink lips pouting and wide eyes darting. “What does… What does that mean? Did you, like, step on a rogue VHS or something? ‘Cause I do that all the time, and technically, that’s Rob’s fault for leaving them out, so—”

You shake your head again, digging your nails into the delicate cotton of the well-loved stuffy in your arms. “No. I was just— I was botheringyou, and now I feel bad,” you confess, all quiet like a meek child who’s learning what it means to be sorry.

Steve — your oh, so oblivious one — goes aflame with embarrassment. He’d been too clouded by his own anger to recognize the venom spilling from his mouth; to understand that it would inevitably hurt you.

With chiseled features twisted in confusion, he shakes his head and stammers. “What? No! You weren’t— You weren’t bothering me!”

You turn to look at him, for the first time since he sat down beside you. Your eyes are glassy and swimming with hurt. You try to keep your trembling features stoic. You don’t want to seem as hurt by it all as you really are.

You feel like you should, anyway. What right do you have to be sad when you were the one being a bother?

“You said I was,” you remind him, still soft but sterner now. “You told me to go bother someone else—”

“Oh, babe…” Steve says, deflating just as you had.

He knows how sensitive you are, how deeply you feel things. You’re vulnerable, raw — it makes everything feel more personal than it really is. It makes grumpy jabs from your dumbass boyfriend hurt like a lemon on a weeping wound.

He tries to apologize, knowing that he hurt you and that it’s not up to him to decide that he didn’t.

“I wasn’t… I didn’t mean to, babe,” he murmurs, swiping a tense hand through his hair and then gesticulating wildly with it. “I was just being a dick, you know? I’ve been super stressed all day and—”

“Don’t apologize. I was being annoying.”

Steve blinks at you with wide, wet eyes — like you’ve hurt him by talking so cruelly about yourself.

“Baby, no. No,” he urges, ducking down to meet your gaze when you look away from him. “I’m just an idiot, okay? I put off inventory until the last second, and Keith’s been on my ass all day about it, and I just— I took that out on you, and that’s not fair, and I’m sorry.”

You shake your head, pursing your bitten lips to the side and twisting the long ear of the bunny between your fingers. “It’s not your fault, Steve…” you murmur, almost inaudibly.

He scoffs. It sounds like a bitter laugh. “Well, actually, it kinda is.”

“I just… I don’t really understand what’s going on sometimes. Or, like, a lot of the time,” you admit with a distracted gaze, eyes flitting everywhere but to the boy beside you. You’re too ashamed to look at him now. “And it’s harder for me to know when I’m talking too much, you know? Or if I’m being super annoying.”

“I know…” Steve nods, trying his best to be sympathetic of you. He loves how soft you are — too much to understand you completely. He loves how gently you treat the rest of the world, how unusually giddy you get in your gentleness.

You swallow through a tightening throat and shrug to pretend your world doesn’t feel like it’s crumbling around you. “And I don’t care about annoying other people— well, I do, but it’s different with you, you know? Other people can’t break up with me for being too much.”

“The idiot that told you you were too much had exactly zero personality,” Steve tells you, mostly because he means it but also to see you smile.

You do, just barely. A grin so soft only someone deathly in love with you could see.

“You’re never annoying me, okay? Ever. I love hearing you talk. I love having you around.”

“Yeah?” you ask him, blinking back burning tears.

“Hell yeah! You’re, like, the best part of my day! The only good part of my day, now that I think about it.”

Biting back a grin, you tease, “Well, what about Robin?”

“Robin made me late today, so we’re kinda not friends right now.”

“That’s mean,” you scold despite the growing smile on your face.

Steve shrugs. “We’ll make up before I clock out. No big deal.”

You go suddenly shy, smiling sheepish and tilting your chin to your chest to peek at him through your lashes. “Are we gonna make up before you clock out?” you wonder quietly.

“Only if you’re willing to forgive me for being an insufferable douchebag,” Steve answers, only half-joking. He very seldomly feels worthy of your softness.

You look at him with it, anyway.

Full on beaming now, you reach across the short distance to wrap him in a firm embrace. The position is only slightly awkward. Sitting side by side with your asses on the hard carpet, your arms wound tightly around his neck — a bit like a snake smothering its prey.

Steve feels grateful to be held so ardently.

His nose smushes into your neck. The sweet scent of your perfume entwines with the warm scent of your sweater. He smiles into your shoulder when it makes you giggle. You pull back from him then, just to steal a quick peck a moment later. Your lips smack audibly against his grin.

“Can we make out before you clock out?” you lilt with a shy smirk.

“…That is the single best idea I’ve heard all day.”

Your giggle fills the empty store when Steve rises suddenly and pulls you with him. He leads you toward the back, tugging you by the hand down the short corridor and rambling all the way. “Keith left for the day, so his office is empty, which means it’s fair game—”

“I am not making out with you in Keith’s office!”

“But his desk chair is crazy comfortable, and also, he’s a dick, so… who cares?”

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houseofchalamet · 1 year

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Very Busy

Pairing: Timothée Chalamet x f!Reader. Summary: Desperate reader rides Timmy’s thigh while he’s working. Warnings: Smut, Dom!Timmy, thigh riding, language, teasing, begging. Word count: 635 A/N: Idk this one is mild as far as smut goes but pop off ig.

“Hi, Timmy,” you said, trying to keep your voice as innocent as possible.

“Hello, love,” he hummed. He didn’t look up from his desk, but he sounded pleasantly surprised. Usually, you never bothered him while he was working.

But today, you just couldn't help it.

Today, you needed him.

You crossed the room until you were right next to him, leaning against his desk. “Do you want to hang out with me?”

Finally, he looked up at you. Glanced down at the skirt he knew you had allowed to ride up on purpose. His unamused eyes met yours again before flicking back to the script he’d been analyzing for the past few hours. He could read you like a book; he knew what you wanted.

“Come here,” was all he said. You smirked, knowing exactly how he wanted you. You straddled his right leg, facing him. Your arms wrapped loosely around his neck, your head resting on his shoulder. You began rocking your hips against him.

It couldn’t have been more than five minutes, but you were already frustrated. You weren’t even close yet, and he wasn’t paying any attention to you at all. You stopped moving and huffed out a breath.

“Need you,” you murmured into his neck.

“Keep going.” That was all the attention you were afforded. His eyes remained focused on scanning the papers in front of him, highlighting all of his lines and occasionally writing notes in the margins.

“But Timmy…” you whined, pulling back. You sat upright as your hand drifted down to his cock. You were not surprised to find it rock solid beneath his pants. “Can’t you just take a teeny tiny break? Please?”

You knew begging was fruitless; Timothée was nothing if not devoted to his job. Still, you figured you’d try to sway him.

He smirked the tiniest bit; the only indication of your failure to persuade him. Your jaw clenched.

“I’m very busy, mon amour,” he replied. His tone was even, giving no indication that you were affecting him whatsoever. Perhaps that was the part that infuriated you the most. “I need to finish this. But if you’d rather wait until later-”

“No! No…” You pouted. “I can’t wait until later.”

His smirk deepend wickedly. “Then. Keep. Going.”

You huffed again as you returned your arms to their place around his neck and rested your head back down on his shoulder. Your skirt had ridden all the way up to your waist, the moisture that had already gathered between your legs now being contained by only a thin strip of underwear. You hoped you wouldn’t make a mess on his pants. Last time you did that, he wouldn’t let you cum for a week.

You began moving your hips again, the friction relieving some of your tension, but not enough.

“I don’t hear you, dear.”

You released the whimper you hadn’t realized was stuck in the back of your throat.

“Much better.”

You moaned into his neck again, a little louder this time. He loved hearing you express your pleasure.

You moved faster, really trying to focus this time. Your breathing quickened, your moans becoming more frequent. Timmy lazily dragged a hand up your spine and you gasped. Even the most basic of touches from him could make your toes curl.

Your heart (and hips) raced as you felt your orgasm building. “Pleasepleaseplease-”

“Go ahead, love,” he said gently; affectionately. It was enough to push you over the edge.

You dug your nails into his back and moaned as your orgasm crashed through you. Your entire body trembled. You could still feel him rubbing your back lovingly, his touch sending tingles up and down your spine.

“Good girl,” he murmured as the aftershocks subsided.

You whimpered again, placing a light kiss on his neck.

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7ndipity · 7 months

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Hello🤗 Hope you're doing well ❤️

Can I pls request headcanons for BTS members where reader thinks of them as just friends but they have a huge crush on us, then they get jealous when we ignored them for our guy best friend so they forced us to leave but don't confess because they are insecure? And can you please make it fluffy?

I know it's very specific 😅 but I would really appreciate it if you would accept my request ❤️ thank you ❤️

They Get Jealous of Your Guy Friend

Ot7 x Reader

Warnings: swearing, teeny bit of angst, not proofread

A/N: Thank you so much for this request! Oof this concept tho, I love these kinds of concepts! I haven't written an ot7 piece in a hot minute, so it was fun to get back to these! I hope you like it!

Masterlist

Requests are open

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Jin: He would get soo sulky if you weren’t paying attention to him. He’s you best friend, how could you ignore him?!(Although, he’d deny it up and down if you ever accused him of being jealous) He would try and play it off

though, pointing out how late it was getting and ‘hey, didn’t you have some work/school thing you needed to work on?’ maybe with his help?? He’d end up taking you for ice cream or smth on the way home because he feels a lil guilty for spoiling your evening and thinks about explaining, but he’d end up chickening out at the last second and keeping his thoughts to himself, for now at least…

Yoongi: Yoongi would be point blank about it, just like his approach to everything else. He’d stick himself right in the middle of whatever you and your other friend were doing and say that it was time for y’all go, since you’d so conveniently come together(well played, Min), not even letting your friend get out an offer to drop you home themselves before he was saying your goodbyes for you and all but pulling you with him out the door. When he spots you giving him a “wtf?” look, he would just shrug it off, preferring not to explain, all the earlier bravado disappearing with you. “Idk, I just wanted to leave…”

Hobi: ‘It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine’ is all that’d been repeating in his head for a solid five minutes as he tried to be cool and let you have a good time, but he couldn’t help feeling more than a bit miffed by the fact that he was being pretty much ignored by his partner. Except you weren’t his partner. Fuck, why did he always seem to forget that when he saw you with them? The last straw tho is when said friend puts a hand on your arm, and he’s up and beside you saying something about a minor emergency and you two have to go. He wasn’t even thinking and just said the first thing he could think of, having to now come up with a ‘whoops, false alarm!’ story so you don’t get mad at him.

Namjoon: Joon wouldn’t even hide the fact that he was irritated when you and your other friend were getting a little too cozy at the club you had gone to, coming over and grumpily telling you that y’all had to go, pulling some k-drama level shit trying to pull you along through the crowd with him. Naturally, you yank your hand away once you’re clear of the people and demand to know what the fuck was his problem, not understanding his sudden attitude. He would very nearly spill it then and there, frustration making him reckless, but he would catch himself at the last second and make up some lame excuse.

Jimin: Sulky No.2, ooh boy. He’d be trying his best(ish) not to be bothered, biting his lip every time he heard you laugh at one of their jokes or smth, but his jealousy would quickly get the better of him. He’d wind his way into the conversation before winding his way back out of it, with you in tow. How he always managed to get you away from the group was beyond you, he’s the smoothest smooth talker. You’d end up going to get dinner or coffee together on the way home,talking about whatever until you catch him staring at you for the third time and tell him to quit looking at you like that. “Like what?” “Like you’re in love with me or something.” “Would that be such a bad thing?” “What?!” “Nevermind, you were saying?”

Taehyung: Tae would come up with a bold faced lie, coming over and saying that he was feeling sick or smth and could you please take him home, knowing you would instantly go into caregiver mode, worrying about him and forgetting all about your other friend. It’s kinda a shitty move, and he knows it, but honestly if he had to sit and watch you smile at him for much longer, he might’ve actually gotten sick. He’d end up half confessing to you, talking about how much you mean to him and how he didn’t know what he’d do without you, might even actually say I love you, wincing a bit when you say that you love him too, and that he’s the best friend you could ever ask for. So close…

Jungkook: Sulky No.3. This boy is about as subtle as a neon sign, if I’m being honest. He hates when you’re not right next to him and you know that perfectly well, which is why you were ignoring him in the first place. His hypocritical attitude was really starting to irritate you, as it was apparently more than fine for him to go and mingle and flirt with whoever he wanted, but not you. By the time he got fed up and said it was time to leave, you were ready for a fight, demanding to know why he was always on your case on nights like this. “Because!” He’d catch the words just before they slipped out, biting his lip. “Because I worry about you.” “It’s not your job to worry about me.” “I know, but I want it to be…”

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lacrimosathedark · 1 month

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I have a very specific Hazbin AU idea and no actual plot so I'll throw it out there.

Human AU, specifically with Rosie and Alastor in a marriage of convenience. Alastor finds no interest in anyone but finds Rosie delightful, and Rosie has perhaps been "mysteriously" widowed a few times and need the financial support for The Times.

I don't think Alastor was a cannibal when he was alive, but it's part of Rosie's identity, so maybe when he kills people, he, like...gives them to her? idk cannibalism makes me real uncomfy but I thought it'd be an almost funny dynamic. It's certainly a way to dispose of a body without having to dump it somewhere(and thus getting shot in the fucking face).

Also funny dynamic, queer human Vox really likes Alastor and catches his very fruity vibes, but Alastor 1. has -1000 interest in Vox's very existence, and 2. doesn't understand the "coded language" Vox uses because Alastor isn't really in queer circles. Not that he'd horribly mind, but he's not gonna put in the effort to be in them, yknow? So Alastor is there, completely fucking oblivious with a sinister smile while Vox is fuming in frustration over failing to hit on him.

...and maybe a special little girl and her daddy make him just a little bit better of a person and a lot more happy. Just, y'know, if you wanna.

And teeny Charlie can have Auntie Rosie as the cool aunt she was made to be. They watch musicals together and Rosie is a very exuberant audience when Charlie tries to replicate them as a one-girl show by herself.

Oh, this would also be a fun setting for a certain pimp to maybe lose his head. Figuratively or literally. Preferably literally.

ADDING BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER THING: Rosie meeting Angel and thinking he's an absolute darling, and thn finding out about his situationwith Valentino and going to Alastor like, "Alastor, sweetie, could you be a doll and get me something real special to eat? I've got a very specific craving." Alastor objects solely because he's such a powerful figure that it would draw attention to them, and points out it would also leave a power vacuum and a number of vulnerable people more vulnerable.

So Rosie decides to run a competing brothel out of her Emporium, and ends taking a lot of business and workers from Valentino.

It's so funny to me to imagine aroace Alastor just having casual interactions with like a room full of sex workers, completely unfazed, listening to their sordid tales.

And if the subjects of some of those stories go missing, well, who's to know what happened, right?

But mostly I want QPP Alastor/Rosie without the label being married not cuz they're in love but because society is silly and they're besties. Who maybe sometimes do murders together.

#Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #Rosie Hazbin Hotel #Platonic RadioRose #Vox #Charlie Morningstar #Lucifer Morningstar #Valentino

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pcktknife · 10 months

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would like to ask, i've never played splatoon and it really looks interesting but idk how i'd feel about olaying with other people so.. does it have an option to play alone? like with computers or something.

i recall searching this up in the past but i got varied answers, some people saying there isn't an option and other people saying there is. so like. is there? i trust you.

technically. Splatoon's hero/story mode is single player, but outside of that you'd only have salmon run. you don't really need to know the story for everything to play hero mode I think it's pretty good as a standalone, but it might be nice to watch some stuff about splat 1 + 2/octo expansion's stories to idk get attached to the npcs and have a teeny bit of context. when you finish hero mode you can go back and play any level again.

salmon run is where you fight against a bunch salmonids and theyre cpus but you'll also be playing on a team with 3 other people. you're working together not against each other which I think can b less stressful than playing against others. SR can be a frustrating game mode if you rank really high (profresh/eggsec). you can demote yourself though if that's an issue. its probably one of the more favored game modes. its towards the top of my list anyway. And then in splat 3 there's tableturf which is a a turn based card game so its nothing like turf/ranked/SR/hero mode at all but that can also be played with one person.

#asks #anon

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valve3nthusiast · 4 months

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Hey have I ever mentioned that I'm a teeny tiny bit insane about Crystal City arc. My brain is chewing on wrift sexy kidnapping aus constantly... and then I get frustrated when I have no solid ideas because a barbarian au just doesn't have Crystal City vibes but I'm stuck on a pre-spacetravel setting

I've sort of settled on an ancient greece-esque warring city-states au??? And some wifeposting themes snuck in there too (this ended up more plot-y than smutty honestly) (I didn't realize how long this got so editing a cut here)

Deadlock's backstory is mostly the same with only setting tweaks: he's a Rodion mercenary who rises up and then falls out of Megatron's favor, got assigned to Turmoil and eventually skedaddled, etc

The Decepticon Empire he fought for is a coalition of city-states and conquered territories, led by Megatron, with the goal of uniting all of Cybertron under one banner. Autobots is an alliance of city-states that oppose them, yadda yadda you get the idea

IDK what plot setup needs to happen yet but Wing and "Drift" meet and get to know each other outside of Crystal City and bond a bit. I like the idea of Wing getting to know Deadlock before Wing's very presence and worldview radically changes his personality, with Wing first realizing he's intensely drawn and attracted to Deadlock

Then Wing rescues Deadlock from *handwaves* a situation and brings him back to Crystal City... but in this au, Crystal City has avoided being conquered by having *handwaves again* some kind of myserious, unknown, and impenetratable defense

A defense that get a lot less mysterious when Deadlock sees it from the inside, which now makes him a threat to Crystal City. Wing, of course, protests killing his friend? someone who hasn't yet done anything wrong, but they still cant let him leave...

To avoid alarming the populace by admitting an enemy soldier could threaten the secrets of the City, and to Wing's hesitance and Deadlock's outrage, "Drift" is to be integrated into life in the City as Wing's warbride

It's not uncommon for a mech in an invaded or conquered territory to catch a warrior's eye, and be brought back home as a "kept conjunx". Crystal City holds no outside territories, but venturing Knights still participate in this custom. If Deadlock doesn't want to spend the rest of his life in a cell, it's his best option for keeping some of his freedom in Crystal City

Wing, obviously, feels horribly guilty about this, not helped by his unspoken attraction to Drift. He swears to find a way for Drift to escape while still protecting the residents of the city. Drift was stripped of his guns, so he even secretly begins teaching Drift swordfighting, something that's banned for anyone other than the Knights of the Circle of Light. He doesn't want Drift to feel helpless, but if they get caught he's in trouble

But what they do in secret doesn't change the facts: terrifying deception Deadlock now has to act like a submissive conquest. He's expecing the next years to be torture, upholding appearances by being paraded about like a fancy pleasure drone as Wing yanks him around by a metaphorical (or maybe even literal) leash

That... isn't what happens

When the Circle said "integrated" they meant it. The other Knights have warbrides (I figure ocs) who accept Deadlock into the group with open arms. There's probably a little subplot I could do here with them being autobots and decepticons working together. It would be the first time Deadlock had ever actually felt a strong sense of community, Dead End and the Empire wouldn't have that, and it would start the path to shaking up his worldview on the war

And the way Wing treats him... Wing is... gentle. They go on dates, like a pair of ridiculous, smitten newbuilds. He sees the normal civilians of Crystal City, living a normal life unaffected by war. His instinctive reaction of disgust slowly changes over time, to something else that he can't quantify...

(A guiding hand around his hip, kisses pressed to his cheek. The most amorous thing they do in public is him cuddling into Wing's chest as Wing strokes his finials)

(They should be doing more than that. Crystal City isn't some utopia, plenty of Knights see fit to enjoy their warbrides in public in the "traditional" manner. Warbrides can and do take issue with their situation, hence why they've formed a community to support each other. But even under pressure from the Circle, Wing cannot bring himself to do that to Drift)

(Deadlock doesn't know how to feel when the other warbrides tell him that his relationship is like a fairy tale romance. They're right, after all: he is lucky to have a conjunx who cares)

The juicy part of this au for me is Deadlock realizing he likes the play-pretend. He likes how Wing treats him like something beautiful and delicate... struggling with the realization he's slowly grown to enjoy pretending to be "Drift", Wing's tamed former-deception wife, to the point where he isn't pretending anymore

Maybe some sort of plot thing happens that finally shakes the last of his loyalty to the Decepticon Empire and gets him more freedom, and after so many years of a loving relationship with Wing, he embraces being a resident of Crystal City. The City is far from perfect, but... it has Wing. It's painful, to finally choose to sacrifice being a warrior

He gets a rebuild that at first glance seems more civilian... but he would never be satisfied with being defenseless, so the new frame is covertly armored and insanely flexible (honestly I just want to give him his mtmte childbearing hips again)

The first time they have sex would be so emotionally crunchy, Wing trying so hard to apologize for the poor circumstances through action, tenderly making love to Deadlock like his nervous warbride is a virgin on his bonding night, the way Wing wanted to from the very beginning...

Constantly praising how beautiful he is, how indomitable in soul, how privileged Wing is to be able to call him wife... Deadlock is completely undone by the way Wing makes sure he feels special, valued, being so slow and careful with his pleasure, like he's a blushing noble waif instead of a hardened gun-for-hire

(Like he's worth the effort)

Either wrift lives happily ever after (for a given value of such, Drift is still kidnapped) or more bullshit happens and I write it up in a second post. Honestly will probably make a second post because I can't resist writing about pregnant Drift and I didn't even mention that in all this nonsense

#valveplug #mine #wrift #drift #deadlock #wing #au stuff #dubcon #<- on account of... the entire premise

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video-gh0st · 9 months

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So back in June I watched all the Ghostbusters films cause it was the anniversary of the original movie and I thought I'd do a quick bullet point review since it's been a bit since I watched them all together.

Ghostbusters (1984)

It's still a classic. Has memorable moments that will live on.

Fun scenes. Going after Slimer is always silly and chaotic.

Peter Venkman is a rough. I actually had a person tell me that Venkman is the reason why they never watched the first movie, and I don't blame them.

Wish there was a bit more build up to the confrontation with Gozer. Would be neat if they kept uncovering clues rather than just the moment they figured it out in the jail cell.

Ghostbusters II (1989)

I don't know why people dunk on this movie, it's great!

You can tell the cast and crew are having more fun and things are a bit more fleshed out.

Venkman actually has some good character growth and is not a total creep!

I actually like the build up to the climax on this one. Throughout the movie, there's a focus on the slime buildup in the city and the flow of the story feels good.

Some fun light scares.

I kinda don't like the whole "the ghosts just stop showing up" thing. It's a trope specifically for this franchise that's not really explained. Just "yeah nothing happened between the movies and people think, we're frauds again! Gotta do it all over again!"

Ghostbusters: Answer the Call (2016)

This movie gets a lot of undeserved hate thrown towards it for being the female lead reboot. A bunch of misogynist trolls threw a fit and never gave it a shot the moment it was announced.

The cast was great tbh. Everyone seemed to gel with one another.

Chris Hemsworth plays a himbo and we see him with his shirt off.

I really like the main antagonist in this movie. I think his character could have been fleshed out a bit more, but still fun idea.

The gear looks really cool in this movie.

Some scenes do keep going a bit too long and has like not good Saturday Night Live skit energy. I think they relied a bit too much on improv.

How the fuck is Chris Hemsworth the funniest motherfucker alive and why is he so cute?

There's a teeny tiny bit a queerness in this story, but I also feel like there's themes of found family going on here too and I like that.

Chris Hemsworth plays a himbo and we see him with his shirt off.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

Trailers do this movie a disservice by making it feel like it's going for a Stranger Things feel, kinda relying a bit too much on nostalgia or even doing the "wow kids these days." It just felt like they didn't have any confidence on the movie itself when marketing this tbh.

The tone is a bit more serious, but honestly I'm fine with it. Still has some funny moments, but it's leaning more into the horror part a bit more.

Watching Phoebe learn more about her grandfather is honestly fun. And this movie does a great job with handing things off to a new generation in a way that doesn't feel like it's disingenuous.

Literally cried at the end. Honestly that ending felt wonderful and it felt like a good tribute to Harold Ramis.

I don't know why, but my first watch of this last year wasn't as good as the second watch this year. I don't know what happened. But I remember the first time I watched this and felt like it was just ok but not my favorite. Maybe it was just a bit of frustration that the sequel to Answer the Call got cancelled before it could even get into full production.

I appreciate the movie using some practical effects. There are just certain elements that you can't mess with in Ghostbusters movie and they nailed it.

Muncher is my least favorite ghost tbh. Idk, there are people who love Muncher and I do like the tardigrade inspired design, but idk, they didn't appeal to me like the other ghosts did.

#ghostbusters #thoughts #yeah i'm of the opinion that Ghostbusters 2016 was a fun movie and I still go back to it.#I'm a bit scared though for the sequel to Afterlife since it got delayed to March 2024 #but I still stand with the writers and actors strike #Sony do not fucking kill that movie and pay your actors and writers a fair wage

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haleigh-sloth · 2 years

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I was curious on your opinion of other 1A students? None of them really stand out to me but I wandering what you thought

lmaOOOOO

*cracks knuckles*

Here we go:

I think they started out with potential to be a diverse cast. And I think for a little bit toward the early early beginning, they almost achieved that status.

But--very quickly, and honestly it was obvious from probably the Sports Festival onward--it became clear which 1A students would hold narrative weight and which ones would just be a warm body in the background, to fill up seats in the classroom.

I think save for the main 4, *kind of* Iida, Tsu, and I'm being really generous when I include Momo in this--they all have the same bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, ever hopeful personality. Now, this isn't a complaint or criticism, for me at least. The story would definitely feel empty without them. And I'm one of those people who accepts side characters for what they are--side characters. I don't have an issue with that. But for people who were invested in the kids because of their focus early on, can't say I blame them for their frustrations (even though I still feel like it was obvious which characters from both hero and villain sides were gonna be important).

But--being honest. If the story had continued to focus on them and dive into them individually, I would have probably dropped the manga a while back. The Joint Training Arc for me was absolutely fucking brutal to get through, and I would not be able to sit through another (hence why I can't relate to the complaints about Deku reaching OFA off screen or whatever). Out of the early arcs before the League became the entire other half of the story, the USJ, Stain, and Kamino arcs had drawn me in. And even though the Overhaul arc sucks, the League moments in it kept me invested. Then MVA happened and I was 100% sold, knew exactly what kind of ending I wanted for the manga as a whole, and never turned back.

I really think the manga tries to keep the 1A kids individualized as much as possible, but it falls short, and in some areas it really shows.

This struggle with the big school cast really shows during the Deku retrieval chapters, when Horikoshi had to stretch it really thin for what passed as "meaningful moments" between Midoriya and his classmates. I know someone (Sero I think) pointed out before they went after him how they barely talked, but still felt like they needed to help him. And I think that was thematically important--helping someone you don't really know, not because you're obligated to, but because they need it. I loved that.

But that doesn't take away the fact that, idk for me personally, the only emotional pull I felt from those few chapters were the moments from Iida, Ochacko, Bakugo, Shouto (though a small moment), and a teeny tiny bit Tsu (since her and Midoriya have early interactions that made an impact for it to matter in the later arcs). Everyone else's "moments with Deku" just kinda faded into the background as things that just filled up space to get the point across. And that's fine! Doesn't change that I feel like the 1A kids are almost carbon copies of each other.

Yeah, I think at one point there was room and potential for them to grow into a big, diverse cast that told some kind of story. But that would have been incredibly hard to do seeing as how they all fight on the same side the entire story. There's no real conflict among them and, well imo it would have made for an incredibly boring story if not for Shigaraki, Toga, and Touya.

That being said, I appreciate their presence in the story. Because they provide a place, group, a space for the villains to join into at the end. Seeing the art Hori makes of the League joining in on class1A activities makes my heart so happy. So I appreciate them for what they are.

#idk i don't think this is a super negative take #just my honest opinion #bnha #boku no hero academia #anonymous #bnha asks #class1a

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metastablephysicist · 2 years

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nauurrr my bmi is bordering on the 18, just a teeny tiny bit i'd be underweight. but i can't seem to gain weight, and trust me i never hold myself back from food. i used to be athletic tho (but i'm not anymore) so idk if that plays a role.

oh i hope i didn't make you feel bad about your weight! i was frustrated with the lack of diversity of bodies. sorry about that.

i'm also on the cusp of being underweight, and have trouble gaining and maintaining weight. having running as a hobby surprisingly helps, because exercise improves my appetite. and helps maintain muscle mass. also, peanut butter is my best friend.

#it's complicated because i know if i gained weight it would be good for me #i would be stronger #but. less androgynous looking #if i can claim to be androgynous looking in the first place #idk really what i look like to be honest #naur anon #can i call you naur anon lol

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domjaehyun · 2 years

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HAHDJDJS sorry babe had to do it 😭 but anyways how’ve u been? how’s school! rmbr to rest often :) + recently jaehyun has been clouding my mind recently and all these edits on my tik tok feed aren’t helping LMAOO he’s just too much to handle

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i’ve been great!! i’m currently a teeny bit irritated/annoyed/frustrated w this one key aspect of my coding project but i made a meeting w my professor tomorrow and i’m just gonna dump my questions on her !!! i have not rested properly in . idr…. i didnt sleep last night, i didnt sleep the night before that but i slept from like 7? 8? to 11pm when i got home………. prob not gonna sleep tonight 🤪✌️ bc i’m Working and i also just took an adderall at 7:30 so i’m in Work Mode from 8pm to 4am :) i’ll tell you what: i will assess my situation at 3:30am when i would usually take another dose so i can keep working and if i’m tired, i’ll go sleep!! but as of right now i am not resting </3 JAEHYUN HAS BEEN ON MY MIND TOO AND I HATE IT I HATE HIM (no i dont. i like him. a lot. 🙄 or whatever idk) MY INSTA REELS ARE FULL OF MY FAVE NEOS BUT ESP HAECHAN & JAEHYUN (& jaemin & jeno live there rent-free…. & also mark shows up sometimes…. there’s not nearly enough jungwoo on my feeds) AND I SUFFER EVERY TIME 😭😭😭 send help </3

#answered #anon #🐮

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spicywhumper · 2 months

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Hello, I really like a lot of your stuff and the other is just too extreme for me personally to get into & enjoy, but you do your own thing and just wanted to say 3 things (:(:(:

Thank you for writing lady whump, it's firstly really well written and good, secondly helps me relate to the characters a teeny bit more and thirdly accounts for the giant sizeable gap in whump (:

It's absolutely okay to write what you do, even though it might be too intense or extreme is whatever, because YOU ENJOY IT (hopefully, im hoping) and that's all that really matters and no one has to read if they don't want to- ur very detailed tags & warnings and stuff makes that it clear and quite easy to avoid underiserables- and

For not having many nptes, I follow the lasy whump tag but tumblr is.. tumblr and it doesn't show up on my dash or when browsing through my tags and I have to manually search for it, so maybe that's why- especially if it happens to a lot of ppl and whump lovers- although idk really do take with a grain of salt. (((((:

Lastly, hope you enjoy your day!!!!!!!! ;) :)

from genuinelythioehat-is-whump

hello. i'm glad to know you enjoy some of it. i fully understand that (there's a reason i don't share a good part of what i write + try to have all the needed content/trigger warnings).

you're welcomed. thank you, i do try my best. there's nowhere near enough enough lady whump out there (personally, i think there's not enough female characters in whump in general).

yeah. i think that there's already the struggle with liking whump that never leaves. and when i first tried to be part of the whump community, i found a lot of negativity towards lady whump in general. and there's just a general "you write stuff like non-con = you must be a r*pist" that i've seen a lot in the last five years.

i do get pretty frustrated with the lack of notes and such - on the tame stuff, i do expect the dead dove to be skipped over -, nobody has to read it, i just would like if they did. tumblr's pretty bad at recomending posts of less popular blogs/that don't already have 100s of notes. (i stopped following the whump tags because it keeps me showing me all the whump that has attention i want but will never get)

(about enjoying: yeah, not really, i'm in a "i write out of boredom because apparently i've lost my passion after 15 years")

thank you for the mesage!

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froggowivdagudvibes · 5 months

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Ok, this is teeny tiny and dumb but i thought its kinda cute n funny, so here.

Venti hiding from traveller for sum reason, with the help of dvalin.

They stopped, cut off mid sentence when they spot Dvalin lying on the grass ahead.

"Venti?" The traveller called, wondering where in Teyvat that gremlin had gotten to. "Venti, this is importa—"

"Dvalin? I know Venti's there, so if you could just—"

"Venti? You mean Barbatos? I don't think he's here, at least not last time I checked. In fact, I'm not sure I even know anyone called Barba- uh, Venti. Good luck finding him though." The traveller stood there, unimpressed and a little frustrated.

"You suck at lying, Dvalin," a muffled voice said.

"And you suck at hiding - your point?"

There was a sigh, and then Venti's head popped out from behind the dragon's great mass.

"O-oh, hey Traveller. Uh, didn't see you there..?"

Yeah. This has been living in my brain rent free for a while now, after a fanfic i read (i cannot remember what it was abt for the life of me lol, so dont ask). The purple bit is the bit i kept thinking abt, and the rest is just context.

@anggeese ik i used traveller for this but it could work rlly well for xiaoven too lol, so i thought you might appreciate it idk

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tyunni · 2 years

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ㅤwhen you have another members pc in your phonecase !!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤenhypen masterlist | library

a/n: ignore how the formatting is simpler than my other ones, i just couldn't be bothered. Anyways idk when i'm coming back, probably somewhere around June ?? This is just a simple post, you'll find me doing these at random times before June.

genre: crack, fluff; warnings: cursing, not proofread, mentions of burning something; disclaimer: this is obviously not how the members are in real life, it's all simply fanfiction. That is all, now enjoy!

Heeseung . . .

The second he spots his member's face inside your phonecase, he gets extremely awkward.

Tries his best not to let it bother him yet he can't help but eye the back of your device as you mindlessly scroll through social media, paying Heeseung and his growing frustration no mind... Which makes him sulk even more.

Feels as though you using Jay's photocard is your way of telling him you like Jay more, which is obviously false because Heeseung is literally your boyfriend but... God knows what goes on inside his head.

Doesn't really say anything about it so you just keep it there for a while, but you do notice that he acts more awkward around both you and Jay. Still you don't replace the pc until you get bored of it.

Once you do finally take the photocard out Heeseung lets out a sigh of relief and things go back to normal 🤨🤨

Jay . . .

He... Really does not care- i'm sorry HELP

Probably the last member to care about these sorts of things. Sure, he's a teeny tiny bit on the possessive and/or jealous side, but he loves you and you love him, why would he get jealous of some piece of paper??

I mean it was probably one of your pulls, the member looks great in that picture and you using the photocard in your phonecase is just your way of supporting the boy, so he sees no problem with it.

Although... He does suggest to buy you his pc in case you didn't get the pull you wanted (bcuz in his eyes manifesting his pcs should be your top priority when buying an album /hj)

But when you tell him that you're satisfied with the photocards and thank him, he just goes "oh, okay!" and continues with his day

Jake . . .

The second his eyes land on your phonecase, he's thinking of ways to tease you. A shithead #1

"ooooo y/n who's that in your phonecase??? Is that Sunoo?? oOOoOO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM OR SMTH?? Girl, spill! Tell me all about it" "Jake i've been dating you for over a year now, what are you even talking about-"

Doesn't really care, much like Jay, he just likes to tease and be a playful asshole from time to time. Annoys you so much you're ready to shred the poor photocard to pieces.

His intentions weren't to make you take out the pc and replace it with his, but he isn't against it either. Whispers to Sunoo about how you fancy him and Sunoo just stands there confused as fuck because aren't you and Jake literally dating-

"yeah Sunoo, they definitely have a crush on you, you're literally in their phonecase-" "OKAY JAKE LOOK IT'S YOUR PHOTOCARD. NOT SUNOO'S. I REPLACED IT. YOU HAPPY??"

Sunghoon . . .

Hates it lmao HATES IT. No. Absolutely not.

Grabs your phone and switches the photocard with his own in a matter of seconds. And you just stand there. Shocked.

Immediately realizes when the back of your phone looks different, spots the photocard and if it isn't his, he will switch it. Doesn't matter if he has to do it while you're in the bathroom, showering, eating, drinking water, or are literally holding the phone inside your hand. He will find a way to get that thing out of there.

When buying you an album he buys his own photocard separately so whenever you don't pull him he snatches the pc with another members face out of your hands and gives you his instead. Now you have a collection of Sunghoon's. Good for you!!

Sunoo . . .

Much like Heeseung, it's just a bit awkward for him. He doesn't say much, but deep down he's uncomfortable.

Does his stomach twist because he's jealous of Heeseung in your phonecase or because it's weird for him to look at his hyung doing a cute pouty face? Most definitely the latter. Shithead #2

Doesn't understand why you even like that pc, the aegyo is quote unqote "forced" and "not how Sunoo taught him" but whatever, he lets you have your fun. Plus he gets to tease Heeseung by randomly shoving your phone in front of his face and embarrassing him, so it's a win-win situation.

When you get tired of the pc and feel the need to switch things up, Sunoo suggests you get matching phonecases or take polaroids of each other and use those instead 'cuz if he has to look at another member doing aegyo he will snap-

Jungwon . . .

Jealous for suuuure, he is one jealous boy. Get ready for silent treatment 'cause mans did not come to play-

"Why is Sunghoon inside your phonecase? 🤨 Do you want attention from me or something? Is this your way of telling me you want me to spend more time with you??" "No... I just like the pc-" "😕 Okay then..."

That's when the silent treatment begins, pays you no mind at all. Even pretends you're invisible sometimes 'cause if you aren't doing this for his attention then, fine, he won't give you any at all!

Knows he's acting childish but still, he prefers this over verbal confrontation because it's more "subtle". Which it isn't, by the way. There is nothing subtle about the way his eyebrows furrow whenever he subconsciously looks at your phonecase.

Rushes towards you when you leave to empty your phonecase, holding a polaroid of you two together in his hands and telling you it would look better than that Sunghoon photocard.

Ni-ki . . .

Hates it pt.2 oh god he just dislikes it so much

Tells you straight away that the photocard looks "mad goofy inside your phonecase" and that it should be his, but you just ignore him 'cause he's being dramatic and Jake looks good in the picture

Unlike Jay, he has beef with that piece of paper. He will square up.

Whenever you leave your phone lying around with its screen facing the ground/couch/table/whatever you come back to riki glaring daggers at the pc. He just doesn't like it, it irks him.

Had a nightmare starring none other than your beloved Jake pc. After that he swore that thing was haunting him (it isn't, he just thinks about it a lot because it bothers him that you haven't switched to a ni-ki pc yet ☹️☹️)

"y/n, it is staring into my soul. Get rid of it"

Ends up burning it one night

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