ladies, if your man
- has a confirmed first name that isnt used in any dialogue
- loves his dog and wife
- is named kind of after a real place
- was born and raised near chinatown
- only needs just one more thing
that aint your man. thats columbo
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Mussymussy releasing the tootietootie to be next to the footiefootie
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Today someone said to me. "If you want know what someone fears losing, watch what they take pictures of." My heart dropped to my stomach as I remembered that my camera roll is filled with more photos of you than of anything else.
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I’m lookin for the people who can hold me in their arms and comfort me
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Every Christmas I have to fight the deep desire to make and hang a Nathan Hale ornament from my tree
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So like we know that in the Demon Realm homophobia doesnt exist, and we ALSO know that Belos is a human from the Human Realm, specifically from the distant past, therefore Belos is almost certainly homophobic. all luz has to do to take him down is publicly ask him what he thinks of gay people and the witches of the Boiling Isles will immediately turn on him bc honestly who is that depraved?
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what if we found out about adam with a john sex scene cold open
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later on the day I'm getting some shots so I'll be gone for awhile
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what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?
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The response to "ace people are just virgins who can't get laid!" Shouldn't be "ace people can still have sex!" but instead " being a virgin isn't a bad thing."
The response to "aro people are just heartless freaks!" Shouldn't be "aro people can still feel love!" And instead be "not feeling love or other emotions doesn't make you a bad person."
Instead of pushing the idea that aspec people can be "normal like allos" we should instead be trying to normalize aspec experiences. Yes aspec people can be normal because aspec identities are normal. Some aros fall in love. some aces have sex. but they should not be the only valid aspec experiences. We should not use these experiences to make the aspec identity more palatable to amatonormativity and allos.
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What ears
ZERO EARS DETECTED
Unless...
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some pictures i found of information out of context
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bkdk kiki's delivery service/witch au bc i watched it recently so why not!
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I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED
UH-
UM-
ILL GET ON MY PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON-
...UMM
JESUS CHRIST HOLDING BLUEY
Yeah that'll do it
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Zed (big plastic thingies around his hands): I could put a pie dish down there [in his pants] but I need my hands.
Joe. I'm not gonna help you do that
Zed: I'm not gonna have Joe put a pie dish down my pants
Joe: Yeah
Zed: Even though I dreamt of that momen--
Joe: This is the closest we've ever been we don't need to get any closer.
(About two hours and twenty minutes into Joe's stream)
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