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eatingaburrito · 2 months

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SNOOZE — oscar piastri

summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina—but the history takes on a whole new meaning. (last part !!!!!!)

genre. smau

previous ↺ reading…

side note. no hate to lily this is just for the plot and sorry that was really short but im lazy 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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yourusername still under the sun w my snooze

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landonorris finally the end of the depression posts 🙏🏼

yourusername LMAO I WOULD NOT DO THAT IF I WERE YOU

landonorris don’t know what you’re talking about

yourusername oh so the depression posts on your private ig means nothing ?????????

user can we see the private ig pls

user WHO IS YOUR SNOOZE

yourbestfriend oscar duh 🙄 [comment deleted]

user I SAW THAT

yourbestfriend sorry 👉🏽👈🏽

yourusername i can’t believe my bestfriend is a snitch

lilymhe @ francisca.cgomes, @ charlottesine, @ landonorris and i are not 😇

yourbestfriend CUNT BEHAVIOUR 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

user i wanna know what’s @ yourbestfriend’s comment ???????

yourbestfriend nothing 😇

user all the people in this comment section are so suspicious

charlottesine omg vacation must be feeling so good, have a good time love 🤍

yourusername awwwww thanks pookie 😘😘😘

user THE RETURN OF OSCAR IN THE LIKES

user did anybody saw the ‘thread’ thingy of the girl who’s explaining her theory of the whole oscar-yourname affair ?????

user you’re using the word affair like we’re talking about a crime 😂😂

user i did

user OMG I DID TOO

danielricciardo I also did

user DANIEL ????

user not the snooze lyrics ☹️

user connect the dots it’s not a depression song anymore

user okay but we need explanation bro

user GO WATCH LILY’S NEW STORY ON IG !!!!!!!!!

user lily who ???

user bro oscar’s ex gf ?????

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yourusername (loyal) boyfriend appreciation post

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user FINALLY !!!!!!!!! THE IT COUPLE IS BACK

user bro i was so scared i thought oscar was a cheater

user same but thanks to lily who finally gave us explanation 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

user AFTER MORE THAN 4 WEEKS BRO

oscarpiastri Always loyal, you know me

yourusername i know you very well

landonorris ew stop being cute thx

yourbestfriend stfu

landonorris let’s fight

yourbestfriend we’re literally in the same room but ok bro

user AYO WHAT

user NEW ROMANCE @ landonorris @ yourbestfriend ???????????????

charlesleclerc Couple goal (after me and Chacha but still) 🥰

yourusername awwww (my favourite) facebook-mom

user we can ALL go back to sleep our favourite couple is back together

danielricciardo It’s been a while, but yes we can all go back to sleep

lilymhe @ francisca.cgomes @ charlottesine heard that ?

francisca.cgomes 😴

charlottesine 😴

alex_albon Zzzzz

#charles leclerc #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 fluff #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #lando norris #daniel ricciardo #f1 smau #fluff #oscar piastri fluff #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri smau #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri

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austinsastrology8991 · 1 year

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Saturn the father you always wanted and always have. Saturn in da houses, and why your life sucks. Im blunt here so don't complain don't read if you can't handle the reality of saturn. Saturn in the first house - okay you don't like to try when you present yourself, you think people should just instantly respect you because youve been through many trials in life... well people usually dont know how to talk to you because you have a stick up your ass. Saturn in the second house - everyones greedy, but when you are, its not cool. Well it isn't because when you are greedy you act like a goblin. be more mature its okay to be greedy but your acting like its a virtue stfu. Saturn in the third house - everyone thinks your dumb af, and you are only because you lack confidence to drive your points home. you just need to learn how to communicate better, your not dumb but you act like a dumbass. Saturn in the fourth house - sad boy/girl now everyone knows you had a rough childhood but would you grow up already, everyone else has but your still stuck being sad about how life has treated you (or your momma/dadda) grow up your not getting any younger you can't change the past stop wallowing. the past has taught you well, use it to your advantage or let it hold you back. Saturn in the fifth house - pretend players who get played everytime. Always gotta pretend like they are fun but whenever you do try to have fun with them they are annoying. yes you could be fun in the bedroom simply because everyone knows your too sensitive to break someones heart... because your heart is the most broken. Saturn in the sixth house - the real try hards always putting in 100%. suck ups to there boss or whoever is above them. but when there authority disrespects them they go rogue and try even harder just to spit in there boss's face. i respect it because i got cap here Saturn in the seventh house - if your a bad person good luck in this life, because your karma is received ten fold by your partners, they always like to complete your karmic cycle because thats just how it works idk. so better act right or your partner will ruin it before you ruin yourself.

Saturn in the eighth house - will do anything to get to the top. no pain is too painful. well it all is, but the ends justify the means. when they put there foot down the whole room shakes. so when your making a move make sure its the right one because your power plays are on display for everyone and itll make or break you more than the other placements. Saturn in the ninth house - lazy asses, always looking for an easy way out. they know what the right thing to do is, but the likelihood of them doing it is never. its because saturn restricts there luck/ mind and they just have woe is me energy and its annoying make better choices, and if you dont stop crying about it. but if they act right saturn blesses them the fuck up. Saturn in the tenth house - okay these people think they are better than everyone and deserve everything, but they never receive the applause they crave. its never enough even if the whole room is looking at them they suddenly don't want it anymore. there karma everyone can see, and if its too good it feels like a curse, and when its bad and reality comes crashing down they just want to hide but they cant. own your life or it will own you. Saturn in the eleventh - there community will give them there karma, always these people dont have a place where they feel safe. because they never make anyone feel safe around them, then cry when no-one gives them that favour. stfu and treat us better and maybe we will do you better. Saturn in the twelfth - okay apparently this is where saturn is in its joy, and i guess its because god/ spirits judge you. and i guess thats a good thing because if anyone should judge you its him. except the pain here is you have ultimate freedom, you rarely get signs on what to do. will you make the right choice or the wrong once? well they are lucky because they always get there karma quickly so they can always recover fast. but these people struggle to empathise because they don't feel the energy of the room. sooooo just grow up you got the best saturn, and your karma resides is in your empathy. disclaimer - saturn wants you to be the best. and no one is.... so i like to think if you want a sense of direction (where are you going wrong) look at the saturn house and if you are successful congrats your doing saturn right. but be careful he always thinks you can do better, and he loves to humble you. so be-careful out there.

#house placements #saturn aspects #astrology observations #astrology notes #astrology houses #astrology placements #astrology blog #astro community #astrology

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cocogum · 2 months

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My honest reactions of episodes 5 and 6 (part 1)

PART 2 : HERE

(‼️SEASON 4 SPOILERS‼️)

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We obviously start with the ✨sadidas✨ Armand and Amalia (as we should 💕) coming back from the assembly meeting with the Eliatrope goddess.

Okay so were starting off pretty strong lol

I LOVE how Armand thinks about the Eliatrope goddess cuz yeah we were pretty much thinking the same thing (about how she’ll pretty much stalk them and will put her children in their world) and I just absolutely LOVE how he’s keeping his guard because of her and has become even more doubtful of Yugo. (Just look at his eyes as he stares at Amalia!!)

Because yeah, even though he wasn’t as wary of Yugo before, some hints were still shown in the OVAs when he called him “a king without his people is unheard of” but Yugo shrugged his comment off.

BUT NOW WE GET TO SEE MORE OF ARMAND SLANDERING YUGO and basically exposing Amalia acting “not rational” when she talks about Yugo.

Armand, my man, your sister’s clearly in love with Yugo OF COURSE SHE WOULDN’T BE RATIONAL WITH HIM (you should’ve seen how she kissed Oropo tho you would’ve lost your shit lo)

BUT DAMN ARMAND CHILL WTF ARE U RACIST AGAINST ELIATROPES NOW???!!? Same ngl 🥰🥰 I want more drama 💖💖

I just ADORE Az and his family playing on their tree Tofu tower they look so adorable ☺️✨💖 I already made a headcanon that Yugo and Alibert built it (while Chibi and Grougal just watched).

OMG EVERYONE STFU MY SONS ARE HERE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍🥰😍😍🥰😍😍🥰🥰 ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE SEEN U TWO 😭😭😭💖💖

Look at these two not doing anything and just being lazy bums 😭😭🥰💕💕

Also I need a gif of Yugo and Alibert hugging with Az and his kids in the background asap ✨

But all cuteness aside, in all my years of being a Wakfu fan, I literally never saw Yugo make that face before. Like it was so uncalled for that my heart literally dropped when I saw him like that. I never thought that the face of terror and shock (combined with the booming sound in the background) could go so well on him and now I wanna see it more!! I HOPE YOU TORTURE HIM ANKAMA!!

Btw the Eliatrope goddess is such a fraud and can’t think for herself even though she said she wants to rule a freaking planet but okay (u fucked up the first time by default when ur kids had one planet for themselves but ur already messing up ur second time cuz ur running away from ur problems when U AND NORA WERE THE REASON WHY THE NECROMES GOT OUT ARE U KIDDING ME- YOU DIDN’T CHECK?!!!???!)

Armand’s really trying hard not to say something racist right now.

Dude can’t even look him in the eyes while saying hi lol

Also can we talk about what Armand told Yugo??? :

Like………

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF FORESHADOWING ?!?!? I DONT GET IT AND IM SCARED NOW ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

ANKAMA STOP PLAYING WITH ME, DON’T TOUCH MY AMALIA ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

No because im legitimately scared that something bad will happen to her, why else would Armand say these kinds of things to YUGO of all people????

I swear I will actually cry if this ended up being foreshadowing cuz honestly wtf…why did Amalia ever do to you people….My fear for Amalia was already there even before Season 4 so why do you gotta make my paranoia resurface like that??? Why do u gotta do me like that???? 😭😭😭

This is the guy who started a genocide against his own people and has more common sense than the GODDESS right in front of him. I get that she’s traumatized cuz of what happened to her but you gotta realize that they’ll always run after you if you just keep running, so the least you can do is throw your kids to fight for you. I just love how the only reason why Qilby is saying any of this is because for once, he’s not the one in control of the fate of the world and can’t redirect the signal or stop it himself lol

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littleebutterfly · 5 months

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lets fucking starve again!🥳🎉🎊

tbh i thought i got better but apparently was only temporary.

ive been to the doctor and he didnt know when to stfu but thats okay im just gonna loose few kilogram and life will be good again. lets show the world that im not fucking lazy:)

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ellellen · 10 months

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‼️TW: bad english‼️Wait.. Wait, wait. Just before we start, yall need to get to know the charachters, and some past before all that chaos.. right? lets start. (there all r 15-16, execept ppl who have siblings) James, evryone think the apocalyptic started bc of him. hm, you will find out. or you wont? anyways he is in a group with 2 other ppl (basically an group of three) and he is an litlear jerk. He always bullies ppl and stuff. Anways next is Noah, He is in a group with James. He is rlly dumb. Not to be mean or smth but he cant even think staigh. He'll be walking norrmally looking staight and he will bump into smth. Anways he is too dumb to even bully, he ends up making fun of himself. And the last one in the group (main 3) Loga (short for logan) He is probably the most normal one. he dosent speak too much tho. He is just there to be there.. yk? anways they (main 3) used to bully allot of ppl (yall will meet them on the way) and they used to know alot of ppl. Ill just mention some. Ethan, he used to be rlly sweet and carring. Thats why he was made fun of in the first place. one day he just dissapired. Is he still the same? I guess well find out. Next is Mike. He is rlly mean and kinda of jerk. Anwyas he used to be made fun of too. But ppl kinda fogot aboth him. Him and Ethan used to hang out like alot. Anways lets meet some of the girls then get onto present. Luna, She is pretty smart and intelligent. She is pretty too. Alice, She can be smart if she wants too. She only cares ab her beauty tho. But i can say. She is stunning tho. Next is Scarlett, she is pretty smart, not only in school but when ot comes tho thinking. She is rlly strong too, and emo. Probably talest one. ???? ohh, well she is ?????? nothing much ab her. Anways "presents"

Noah: Uhh guys? I think there's something like rlly weird outta here. Somone is green. he is falling apart. im so confused..

James: NOAH GODAMMIT. ARE YOU HIGH RN? YOU INTURUPTED OUR FINALE GAME.

Noah: Um no..? Go look, he look goofy ngl.

James: Loga, go look.

Logan: bro why me.

James: bc. now go look.

Noah. Also, i think the school is burning. i saw fire.

Jame: WHAT. BRO. GUYS RUN OUTSIDE

Noah: Guysss. I kinda forgot to tell yall but the teacher told us 3 hour's ago to get outta of school..

James: NOAH. how in the fuck could you forget that.

Noah: sorry, dont blame me that the tacher is lazy to tell yall.

Logan: Guys please. dont start fighting, we can all co- OH LORD YALL RUN.

James: WHAT WAS THAT.

Logan: ZOMBIES YOU DUBASS. ZOMBIIES.

Noah: WHAT. OH LORD. IM GONNA FAINT.. O LORD.

James: stop being dramatic. We need to find other ppl..

Logan: yea. James is right, we would be stronger. but at the same time th-

James: og stfu. Lets just find other ppl

Logan: Okay.. whatever you say.

Noah: guys, maybe we shall order food?

James: Noah you fucking idiot, we cant order food, who do you expect to bring us food? A fucking fly?

Noah: damn chill out i was just asking..

Logan: I mean we can just go to store and get food, we just need to be fast.

Noah: Guys, what will happend to Allen?

James: Who in the- Ah who is Allen

Logan: Its his sister, how do you forget, god yall r stupid.

James: shut up, you are always here to say smth

Loagn: anywas we can just go get her

Noah: yall somone is behind yall

James: dude. RUN.

*after like 20 mins*

Noah: Guys im outta breath. Wait..

James: YALL ITS FAST ASF. RUN.

Noah: Wait i cant.

*while with girls*

Luna: Girls, we really need to find an place to stay at.

Scarlett: We can stay at my place.

Alice: Okay ig if we need to. i just dont want to get my new dress dirty. It costed like alot "sobs"

Luna: yea.. whatever you say.

*at Scarlett's house*

Alice: ig its fine as long as my stuff dosent get dirty.

Scarlett: Og gosh. Alice i swear to god stop complaning.

Alice: Shut up, you stink.

Scarlett: What did you just say to me.

Alice: that you stink.

Scarlett: you will stink once i throe you outta this window to the zombies.

Alice: id like to see you try.

Scarlett: Oh yeah? Well-

Luna: guys just stop it. We have bigger problems to deal with.

Alice: yeah. okay. anyways, where is Lisa?

Luna: damn. i forgot ab her. ill call her to see if she is okay. "Calling Lisa"

Lisa: Gu..s.. H...Wh..d-d..i ya..l call me?

Luna: Hi Lisa, can you come over? btw i cant hear you very well. the connection is rlly poor.

Lisa:.....Come..fiv..e.mi.. "hangs up the phone"

Luna: I think she will come.

Alice: okay great!

Scarlett: We can clearly see who you like and dislike..

Alice: Yea, im happy that you noticed!

Luna: Huh. who could that be.

Scarlett: ill go get it

Alice: Ill come With

Luna: Same

Scarlett: Okay

????: Um. Hii, hope i can stay over for a while

all: oh. my. god.

#apocalypse #fypage #oc rp #80s #fyp2023 #oc stuff #my oc story #story #new rp #new story

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throwaway-yandere · 1 year

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Putting my year in review before I forget lmao.

I posted 890 times in 2022

That's 890 more posts than 2021!

I thought I created this account at 2021 wtf you mean to tell me I wrote that diluc horse fic this year?–

847 posts created (95%)

43 posts reblogged (5%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

throwaway-yandere lmao to be fair, I reblog stuff from another acc so me reblogging myself = me talking to myself

zhongrin alhaitham pls let them go.

a-dose-of-phitre eyy it's orange friend

tofuxiaociao eyyyy it's our cyno simp–

leftdestiny-posts eYYY IT'S THE PERSON THAT HELPED ME KEEP WRITING *SOBS*–

I tagged 887 of my posts in 2022

#ansytea-talks - 809 posts I talk too much, huh? Next year I promise to stfu–

#🐠 anon - 136 posts Eeeyyyy of course lmao as if fish won't be here

#tag: ocmc - cta - 119 posts and I'm willing to bet 99% of it is just me slandering alhaitham affectionately.

#😋 anon - 76 posts hehe of course <3 ensemble straws, music–

#esther anon - 63 posts good luck escaping kaeya btw <3

#tag: yan!1k idol event - 61 posts funny how it's only 61 i definitely am lazy when it comes to tagging–

#🐌 anon - 58 posts 1 fear.

#✾ anon - 38 posts alhaitham pls they've been through eno–

#yandere genshin - 34 posts ??? REALLY I'VE ONLY TAGGED 34 POSTS WITH THIS??? 34??? WHEN I BRAINROT A LOT???? HAHAHA–

#solitary anon - 34 posts ily. You know who you are. I love you.

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#i still use him– it's incredibly difficult to remove him from my team so um im so sorry if you don't get match with your spouse my friend–

I remember this. This was then Kazuha refused to CRIT. BECAUSE OF WHAT?! JUST BECAUSE I MATCH 🕊️ WITH DILUC? I'M SORRY OKAY LLDHISSK PLS PLS DON'T BE ANGRY ANYMO–

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

His Closest Childhood Friend (Yandere!Diluc x Reader)

838 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

Diluc is cute. There. I said it. I still think he's a reckless yandere too.

#4

Blind Obedience (Yandere!Ayato/Reader)

1,029 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

Ayato and the chronicles of killing anemo vision users part 1: the prologue to darkness–

#3

I wont give up writing for anything, even if that means I have to leave the Akademiya.

1,287 notes - Posted September 15, 2022

Aka "Creative Differences" and I'm rather shock that people are asking part 2 cuz I genuinely thought that fic was WHACK– i wonder how the anon that sent me this ask feels

#2

Vision Qualifications (Yandere!Alhaitham/Reader)

1,918 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

THIS ISN'T MY BEST FIC EITHER I MADE THIS BEFORE THE ARCHON QUESTS EUDJKWKS PLS–

My #1 post of 2022

!!!MODERN YANDERE IDOL!GENSHIN/READER MATCH-UP EVENT!!!

3,190 notes - Posted November 7, 2022

Ahh of course of course lololol. Welcome to hell, 22 anons.

That's about it, see ya–

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #ansytea-talks

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shitposts927383828 · 2 days

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!!Fanfiction read flags!!

This is my option not facts. Just what I think are red flags or stuff I read once and dip bc I don’t like it. Blah blah blah, if your feelings get hurt cry about! Love y’all tho <3

This applies to wattpad and Quotev bc I frequent those ones the most. Others may apply but I don’t really know.

I read and enjoy X Readers! So some will be X Reader specific rules!

Section 1: Judging a book by its cover (and its description):

1. When it has no cover. Like I get it, I make my own and they suuuckk but come on. Try? If ya didn’t try for the cover you probably didn’t try with the book so I’m moving on. Sorry.

2. When their is no description. Negative points if it says “read to find out” or “too lazy for a description.” I DONT KNOW WHAT IM READING BC THEIRS NO DESC SO WHY WOULD I READ IT!?

2. Emojis in Description. That’s when you know it’s written on a phone and I don’t care. A bunch of great ffs were written on phone. But that screams younger person to me and no offense but only y’all would use emojis. PLUSH I HATE HOW THEY TAKE AWAY FROM THE STORY?! I’ll be reading and then I’ll be a

3. When the title and desc have nothing to do with the story. Shit will be titled “ghost of you </3” or “broken promises” and have nothing to do with ghost or dead people or anything of the sort. AND have nothing to do with broken promises. Like why is it titled that way when it has nothing to do with the story??

(^ This one isn’t serious but a nitpick)

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Section 2: RED FLAGS! Lets go:

1. When the author uses an OC instead of Y/N. I’ve written for Y/N! Almost exclusively! It isn’t hard! And y’all will sit their and say it is. ALL WHILE TAGGING YOUR SHIT WITH Y/N? OR READER? READER INSERT, X READER? Then her name is Luna or some shit.

1.5. When the author uses an OC instead of Y/N. Back at it again but this time your SO close. Then you give her blue hair or green eyes and pale skin. YOU USE Y/N BUT YOU GIVE HER AN APPEARANCE! And your so close to being right it hurts.

3. More notes the story. I get it. You want to talk with ppl reading your books, you know it’s fun to see comments and stuff! But I didn’t come here for your life updates and stuff. Sorry but I came to read my SpongeBob x Reader not for 7 A/Ns in a row! If it isn’t related to the book, don’t add it to the book. If it is, don’t make the Authors note SEVEN DIFFERENT CHAPTERS!

4. Sigh. When the character dialogue looks like this:

(Joe: Omg! We can’t do this!

Anna: yes we can! Don’t give up!

Anna said as she jumped off the building. Joe closed his eyes and took a leap of faith after her.)

I don’t Care if it’s the best written story in the world. It could have the most moving chapters but. No. I just can’t. It’s diifrent if the characters are texting or doing something else but this isn’t it. Pls stop.

5. Emojis. Again. Okay, I just hate emojis on fanfictions. Like cool! Awesome. But come on! Even if the characters are texting it takes me out of the story.

6. Stories that haven’t been updated in FOREVER. Look at the last updated thing BEFORE YOU READ. It’s always the best fanfictions so I’d advise to not get into it if your not prepared for heartbreak when you get to the not really last chapter but last chapter.PLEASE UPDATE!

7. When the author is arguing with people on the comments. You could be right. But if leaves a bad taste in my mouth that your entertaining the trolls and didn’t just delete the comment. And if your wrong and fight with me or someone I’m on the side of? Haha I’m out, dipped.

8. I hate it when people will tag stuff just to complain about something. Like stfu I came here for bnha Not your complaint about how the omegavere is sexist and “how can anyone read this??”. Firstly, Don’t like it don’t read it. It’s simple but secound of all HOW COME ITS TAGES BHNA? LEAVE ME ALONE IM JUST TRYING TO READ MIDORYA ANGST!!

8. When someone gets pressed OVER FANFICTION LMAO! Like it’ll be a fanfiction about suicide. I get it. It’s a hard topic, I myself have struggled with it in the past. Trying to commit 5 separate times. I clicked on the fanfiction myself bc it helps sometimes. BUT THEN SOME DUMBASS WITH BE IN THE COMMENTS “this is romanticizing suicide HOW COULD YOU?”

LIKE STFU it isn’t for you! Again! Don’t like it don’t read it! It HELPS some people cope with it. Like myself!stuff like that CAN help people cope with stuff! You don’t know who’s writing it, you don’t know who’s reading it. If you can’t read it, don’t. But leave it alone. It helps, even if you don’t think so it does.

Fanfiction shit I don’t mind. (This is mostly me making fun of you now)

1. I’ve grown past spelling errors. My mind autocorrects them for me. Their apart of fanfiction! Deal with it! I’m so tired of seeing ppl complaining about it. Like if it’s really bad (like can’t understand the word bad) then fine, sure. But if it’s just something like “the vhair moved forward scratching the wooden floor below it” then move on! ONE OF YALL can call it out. But if it’s the whole comment section just know your a bit annoying.

2. Op main characters. Ima be really honest here. Y’all will hate so fast on a op main character. Screaming “Mary Sue! Mary Sue!” When the character genuinely has flaws and is interesting beyond their powers and shit. Can’t a main character just start off strong? I swear sometimes the main character is weak asf and their are still comments being like “she’s kinda op can we make her weaker?” Or some dif way of saying it. The my hero ff commenters are the worst with this. OC/Y/n could actually have “heart attack” as a weakness and the comments will still be on about how she’s too strong.

Personally I like really strong main characters, Sue me.

Okay! So that’s all for today! Obviously some things might be missing or certain pet peeves I just forgot. I tried to keep it as stuff I’ve seen other ppl complain about too and just… I don’t know. \_0_/

______END NOTES.

At the end of the day fanfiction writers are providing FREE entertainment for us. Unpaid, unappreciated, hours sat at the computer… writing… and writing… then your friend gets hit by a bus and you still have to post an update…! Anyway! Theirs doing US a favor by writing. So no hate. Thank you for providing me a source of joy! (read: JJK X READER FICS)

Thank you for writing these stories, and don’t mind my nitpicks and such. This is just here for me to get out of my system as I’ve been holding it all in for as long as I’ve been reading fan fictions. (8 years)

Expect you Fake X Reader Folks. Fuck you for tagging it that way and blocked. (Not the Y/Ns with appearances I still love you but my hair isn’t red)

THANK YOU! For coming to my Ted talk! <3

#x reader #fanfiction #wattpad #Quotev #fanfiction sucks

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pray4byron · 2 months

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okay i know i said i was going to sleep but my possibly pink eyed-eye is bugging me so much to the point where i just can’t so i’m gonna do this cause this has been rattling my brain and i’m very eager to know haha

although, yes, i match YOU guys up with hazbin characters, but i can’t help but wonder… who would YOU guys pair ME with? 👀

this is in an experiment and i’m dying to know so i hope to fucking god this post doesn’t flop haha

also take this as a meet the guy behind the blog kinda deal lol, a more in-depth ‘about me’ if you will

anywho, yeah i’ll describe myself and shit haha, you guys already know my name, i’m mio! i use she/he pronouns and to be honest i’m not too sure what my gender is, kinda flip flopping around with labels atm, but as of late i’m not too into labeling my gender haha, i’m closeted at the moment and usually flip flop my gender expression between very feminine and masculine appearances depending on who’s around, i’m bisexual, i have a preference in gender but have no fucking clue what it is yet haha

as for personality, most irl people ik would describe me as a total black cat, im lowkey a bit grouchy and tired and i have a tendency to bitch haha but my blog kinda takes that side of me and chucks it out the window haha

most describe me as mature for my age, some say i have a wide vocabulary but im not sure lol. im not a massive judge of character, especially my own, but i do know i am extremely empathetic. i wanna be a psychologist when im older so feelings are kinda-sorta my jam lol.

in relationships, i have a tendency to communicate a lot of how i feel, just cause i can’t stfu and i feel it’s the respectful thing to do. like i wish i could be one of those cool, hot mystery people but i cannot for the life of me stop talking so…

also!! as much as i’m a massive black cat around most, the moment i have a partner that kinda flips, i’m all over the place. i’m a massive golden retriever/sunshine kinda girl the moment i have a partner.

my love languages are words of affirmations and physical touch (receiving), as for me, actions are so hard to decipher i end up needing to just hear it — also i’m big on praise lol so i just need to hear that you’re not mad and i’m doing everything just fine haha

appearance though, i’m on the shorter side (4’9 or 4’10, unsure as of late haha), i have circular glasses with thin, black frames that are almost always surviving by mere glasses tape (they get broken a lot from sports lol), i have slightly tan skin, and black hair with brown/caramel highlights that goes to about my chest, and it usually gets tied up and pulled into a hood when i’m presenting masc haha, i have brown eyes, and i’m very flat XD not even slightly curvy lol

my style though is so basic 😭😭 when presenting fem, it’s like one of those popular middle school girls it’s not even funny, like the uggs with the nike socks over the leggings and a nike sweatshirt or some shit (i know im boring, shush) but when presenting masc i tend to be in a hoodie (with the hood up) with shorts that go to above the knee or just plaid pajama bottoms with like converse or air forces, but every once in awhile i’ve dress a bit alt like with ripped jeans and fishnets w/ doc martins and a band tee — but rarely haha cuz im too lazy

anywho, that’s me!! i’m very interested to see the pairings for this :)

#mio’s matchups ! ☆#mio’s yapping ! ☆#hazbin hotel

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zerobaseonefics · 10 months

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YOURE UNBELIABELE… i dont really remember what i wrote but i chose the university in england and im working now full time and longer so i can get more money and this week is my last week and im getting my 2nd payment next week (i already got 1100€ and next week i will get 900-1000€) + i still tutor these kids and then next week im flying to turkiye and im searching now for jobs i can do online like translating soemthing etc so i can earn money there too and i found an apartment for £1600 i dont remember im too lazy to check the price again but it has 2 roots so its really cheap as for london and i will find a roommate so it will be even cheaper + it looks pretty there icl

yes i love jakey even more for this🤭🤭 I LOVE GUNWOOK SO MUCH I THINK I WILL START CRYING AND TAERAE OMG😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 IM SO SAD THAT I LOVE THEM ALL LIKE HEESEUNG JAKE GUNWOOK ARE SUCH PERFECT BOYFRIENDS AND ITS NOT BAD THAT I HAVE 3 BOYFRIENDS ITS NORMAL BUT OMG I THINK I WILL HAVE EVEN MORE BOYFRIENDS BUT I CANT LIKE WHAT ABOUT HEESEUNG JAKE SND GUNWOOK?? stop

bark for me kitten😜 IDOLS GET ASKED TO BARK?? WTF‼️‼️ and i dont believe that u didnt bark for shanbin. you were probably thinking sbout him and then just started barking snd this is your only excuse.

NO CUZ THE SONGS ARE SO GOOD BUT ONLY IN BLOOM AND NEW KIDZ ON THE BLOCK MADE IT TO MY PLAYLIST (im sorry i love the other songs too but i wouldnt listen to them on like daily basis yk i would listen cd but not spotify ykyk) which one is haos solo tho🤨🤨 WAIT I FOUND IT ITS ALWAYS OMG ITS SO GOOD ALSO GONNA ADD IT TO MY PLAYLIST‼️‼️ why isnt hot summer and jelly pop on the album tho😐😐😐😐 (update i finally didnt add it to my playlist because i rislike the beginning)

NO CUZ UESTERDAY IT WAS SUPER SUPER HOT AND ON SSTURDAY AS WELL I CANT WHY IS IT SUDDENLY SO HOT (I LITERALLY SAW 38°C IN OUR CAR ON SATURDAY)

i love lying to kids/people on roblox and to my friends irl 🤭🤭

and girl you done even knoe how to write/make/do a heart😐😐

explain. i want a valid reason. i dont accept anything like „omg the 2 is next to the 3 so i accidentally pressed the 2” or „im blind”

#furry #acceptfurryplural #furrypride

btw i took screenshots of this so if you delete it again(🙄🙄) i will be able to send it to you eith no problem🥰🥰😇😇

kitten bark for me meowwww woof woof meoww grrrrrr woof meow 🥺🤍🫶🥺

AHHHHH im so happy u can move to england !!!! you'll be in london from what i understand? it's so cool that you'll be in such a big city, it'll be easier for you to find ur marks and find easily things to help you everyday

enjoy your trip to turkiye 🤭

NO BUT PURE HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BOYFRIENDING RANDOM IDOLS AND START BOYFRIENDING PPL IN REAL LIFE 👹 YOU CANNOT BOYFRIEND EVERYONE IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA

I DIDNT NOT BARK FOR SHANBIN OK U CAN EVEN ASK TO TJE PPL WHO WERE IN THE CALL 🤬🤬🤬🤬

i SEE WHAT U MEZN...... like the songs r good but im sorry it was boring asf i will probably listen to in bloom only 🙏🏼

for some reasons boys/girls planet groups dont get the mission songs in the debut album like produce groups used to...... kinda sad abt it ngl i wanted my kep1 u+me=love version

STFU LEAVZ MY FLOP HEART ALONE OKAY?? I JUST TYPED QUICKLY AND DIDNT REALIZE I PUT A 2 INSTRAD OF A 3

thanks for taking measures for me in case i accidentally flop again 🙏🏼

#zerobaseonefics #pure <3

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twinstarlovers · 1 year

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But bruh I’m starting to get better but my wisdom teeth are hurting so ima take them out when I get home. Ima die swear. I can’t wait to get back home & see midnight. I CANT WAIT TO EAT FOOD AGAIN. I can’t wait to go to Starbucks 😭. I’m in need of my grilled cheese & vanilla bean frappe. I’m in need of noodles & company. I’m in need of pizza. I’m in need of ice cream. The dairy is so natural here that I actually hate it 💀. I like the fake shit in America idc. I CANT WAITTTTTTTT. Ima get back home around 4am. Ima take a shower when I get home & then go to Starbucks around 6-7 🙏🏻. I have not been eating good… or at all here. I’ve been eating a lot of Gorecki soup 🧸🥣💕. I’ve been eating fries too. That’s pretty much it 💀 like I’ve been sleeping A LOT so I haven’t ate much cus of that too. Im the pickiest eater in the GAME. It’s actually not okay but idc.

Life would be great if I didn’t have ocd & wasn’t a germaphobe bruh. I feel like that’s what stops me from living tbh. Like going to the beach is difficult because of my ocd. My Taurus moon doesn’t help. Me being an empath makes it 1000x worse too. I literally hate me. I wish I was constantly on shrooms cus my ocd goes away. I could literally live a stress free life. I swear life without ocd seems like a dream come true. Imagine I can lay in bed w midnight & just sleep w her in peace. I love her so much & it hurts not being able to be close to her physically cus of my ocd. Imagine being able to go to the beach & not worry about the sand. I think I’d even live on the beach if I didn’t have ocd. I know my higher self loves the beach. I was on the beach today but I was just walking. Back then it was worse. I couldn’t step foot on the sand cus I would cry from frustration & being so overwhelmed w having sand everywhere. I remember we were at the beach years ago & my sis was about to faint & they put her in the car & she had sand all over her & I was worrying more about the sand in the car than her about to pass out. That’s what sucks about ocd. I care about the wrong things but I mean #trauma . That’s what happens when you have no control over your own life. I wonder how you will trigger & help me heal my ocd. My ocd seems like impossible to get over like I can’t explain how strong it is. It’s gonna be so painful when I gotta face it. I feel like you can help me tho. In a non codependent way or idk, I feel like you would get me to do things that I wouldn’t usually do like… if you wanna go to the beach, ima wanna go cus you are going & I wanna be w you like… it’s almost like you give things purpose. I mean it makes sense. I think it’s the intensity of the connection obviously. Your Aquarius rising is gonna help my cancer rising sooo much. You will be able to get me out my comfort zone or like push me to do things. Ugh I’m so happy you’re a cancer moon. The universe KNEWWWWWWWWWWWW. Taurus moon & cancer rising me hates to move I swear. These people out here be wanting to do so much shit & explore while I just wanna sit still. There’s a lot of fire that’s why lol. A vacation for me is to sit still. I hate walking. I hate exploring. I would want to but I just don’t wanna move lol. I think that’s what everyone hates about me like my family & my friends. It’s how I really never want to move. I mean old friend had an aqua moon which isn’t compatible w my Taurus moon so that makes sense but people be on my ass likeeee stfu. I wish things could just be put right in front of me instead of me moving like.. let’s say I wanna go France. I don’t wanna do the whole airport thing & pack like I just want to teleport there. I wish I could teleport everywhere. Taurus moon me is so fucking lazy swear to god 😭😭😭. We gonna have a good peaceful life together 😌. HOME BODIES. A balance ofc but…. home bodies. Our house finna be cute af. We should get a tree house fr fr. We still needa go get our baby shit tho likeee a mini kitchen, a mini store :

We gotta hide our kid stuff in a secret room 🤫🔐

Ain’t nobody gotta know we still babies ☝🏼🤐👧🏻💕👦🏻. We gotta get a lil play-pin!!! Never forgot! ☝🏼

I said a lot 🙄 okay bye 👋🏼🥹💖

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zarovich · 4 years

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lol i was explaining the dnd character i wanted to make to my mom and he has a backstory where he was abused and she was like "well he couldn't be physical abused bc blah blah blah" and i said "okay... maybe it was emotional then?" and then she said it's his fault for being a "delicate little flower". ofc she thinks that when shes been emotionally abusing me since i was a child 🙄

#personal #dont rb #literally calls me r*tarded and tells me to starve myself lol okay im totally a delicate little flower and youre in the right 🙄🙄 stfu #has called me lazy and worthless on multiple occasions looool but yet she wont let me be independent

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chinupoppins · 4 years

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oof i thought they were really about to kill Konstantin off that lazy way chile

#lmao #the way i kept looking at the screen unable to move #stfu im used to getting my faves killed in a lazy way okay #killing eve

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stuffronisays · 3 years

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lmao this was gonna be short separate posts but I got lazy so this is just me reacting to bbh’s lore stream

QUACKITY DID NOT JUST GET CORRUPTED BY THE EGG

OH WAIT HE DIDNT HE’S GETTING MAD AT BAD

IM GONNA CRY THEY ARE SO GOOD AT ACTING

BBH STOP TELLING BIG Q THAT THE EGG WILL GIVE HIM POWER

KARL

how did I know that Karl would do something

YES BIG Q DONT DEPEND ON THE EGG TO GET POWER

BBH DONT LOCK HIM NEAR THE EGG PLEASE

hey Karl protect your fiancé

THE EGG’S VOICE ANSHDHCHCHDH

I’m gonna cry I love their acting

Also should we be worried about Callahan? Cuz he died right near the egg

HI PONK HOW ARE YOU

oh my god please dont tell me Sam is gonna be pro egg now

P O N K

YAY HE’S FREE

“Yeah we vibing” anshshhdhdhdhd

wait why does the egg’s voice remind me of parseltongue from Harry Potter

THE EGG A N D SKEPPY MATTER OK OK

is the lore over? Can I sleep now?

I don’t think so

c h e c k l i s t

GIVE UP ON BIG Q PLEASE I DONT WANT HIM TO SUFFER

WHY DO YOU WANT TECHNO NONONONO

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH RANBOO

THANK GOD HE’S NOT GONNA GO AFTER RANBOO....for now

why does quackity wanna meet up with BBH right after what happened

WAIT SO CHAT CAN CANONICALLY HEAR THE EGG

yea BBH thanks for the creepy stream disclaimer even tho it’s almost midnight and I have school

I DONT WANT TO HEAT THE EGG NO NO NO

NOO HE’S GOING AFTER BIG Q A N D KARL

DONT GO AFTER PUFFY EITHER

Why is big q leading BBH away

idk if this is even considered live blogging cuz it’s just gonna be one big post

YES BIG Q TRY TO GET HIM TO SNAP OUT OF IT

QUACKITY SOUNDING LEGIT UPSET ABOUT BBH’S BEHAVIOR NOOO

WHAT DID BAD WANT

skeppy infected okay yea

no way to get him back to normal

WAIT BBH GOT INFECTED BY THE EGG CUZ IT TOLD HIM THAT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY AND SKEPPY WOULD BE OKAY

SO THEY COULD BE TOGETHER

red skeppy does not equal everything being okay BBH

what does quackity want I don’t know I’m busy crying

YES QUACKITY WANTING TO HELP BBH

LEGIT THERAPIST QUACKITY

THE EGG’S OBJECTIVE???

WHY CANT THE EGG GET THE THING ON ITS OWN

bad telling big q that the egg is good

omg quackity’s acting is so good

BBH saying nothing worked to help skeppy not be infected

JOINING THE EGG WAS BETTER THAN LOSING SKEPPY

quackity telling BBH that he’s now a problem

YES BIG Q PROPOSE A WAY TO CONTROL THE EGG

WAIT BIG Q ARE YOU REALLY TELLING BBH TO CONTROL THE EGG TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE

STOP TALKING ABOUT KILLING TOMMY

not a person but a type of people

oh god

USE THE EGG FOR GOOD UHH IDK IF THAT’S POSSIBLE

b r a i n w a s h i n g

YEA WHY DOES THE EGG NEED MORE PEOPLE

CONTROL THE EGG TO FREE SKEPPY

BBH stfu about what the egg likes

YEA WHO CARES WHAT THE EGG WANTS

serious quackity scares me

it’s not about gathering people okay

brain power okay

NOT THE HALL THAT HAD THE STUFF THAT PPL WERE ATTATCHED TO

oh no are they getting in each other’s way

same objectives but different measures okay okay okay

BBH ISNT LETTING ANYTHING GETTING IN THE WAY OF HIS OBJECTIVES

empty land

it does matter

ok big q thanks for making me cry

“The egg isn’t evil” I disagree

BAD JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HIS FRIEND

YES ITS BAD THAT THE EGG WANTS TO MIND CONTROL PEOPLE

maybe it is what the egg is saying

“As long as I have my friend, everything will be okay”

I’m gonna cry

WAIT BLACK SCREEN

RANBOO AND KARL FLASHBACKS

OK HE’S DONE WITH THE LORE BIT HAHA I HAVE TO BE AWAKE IN 6 HOURS

anyways the acting in this stream was top notch

these people need to be in movies

#mcyt #dream smp #quackity #badboyhalo #eggpire #live blogging #karl jacobs #callahan #ponk #awesamdude #skeppy #technoblade #ranboo #captain puffy #tommyinnit

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frairchild · 2 years

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WHY are people hating on teshima i came here to see some cute art maybe some with aoyagi BUT NOOOO every other post is “koga shouldve been on the team” like fuck you. teshima my sweet summer child EARNED THAT. you can argue that he should’ve replaced our first year lil orange soda boy kabu but that’s not the point.

the POINT is teshima is a fantastic character and person. he was NECK AND NECK with manami!! this poor bean always says “i’m weak” like babe, you are NOT. don’t you just wanna hold his face and scream that no you’re not weak you’re strong!!! and how he stopped and waited when manamis chain fell off??? no one else would’ve done that. no one. (i mean no one other than sohoku tbh) but come one. i see one more hate post i WILL cyberbully yalls asses off this site. stop it.

look at him. he’s smart and perfect and stfu i stg i will get violent. but not really bc im lazy. good day my beloveds thank you for coming to my ted talk

ps: YALL HATE ON TESHIMA BUT NOT ON MIDOSUJI???? this bxtch told my sweet boy imaizumi his MOM DIED DURING A RACE TO WIN!!! im sorry there is no redemption arc here. he just suvks. okay i’m done ranting now byeeee

#teshima junta #teshima #yowapeda #if y’all don’t stop this hate i am calling the police #this is ridiculous leave him alone #he deserves so much better oh my GOD

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emsvegetables · 4 years

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“Hi! Could I maybe ask for hcs for Akaashi, Oikawa, Ushijima and Osamu with their girlfriend who tends to become a panda and wraps her arms around their neck and legs around their torso and stays there all day almost. Like the walk around their house on a lazy day with their gf glued to their chest and they live it. One of their teammates comes to visit and they open the door and their friends are met with the back of yn and their head over her shoulder ?? I'm sorry if this doesnt make sense”

no no it’s fine!!! i hope this was what you wanted!

Akaashi:

* tbh he finds you so cute HAAHAHA

* he pretends to be annoyed and raises an eyebrow at you whenever you wrap your arms around him, but he secretly LOVES it.

* this guy is an AFFECTIONATE man in secret!!!! like!!!!! he’s so soft for you!!!!

* anyway he’ll just pretend to be annoyed and just do everyday chores with you clinging to him.

* he’ll have this ‘i’m done’ look on his face while he’s sweeping the floor with you clinging on to him, but he’ll secretly smile when he knows you aren’t looking.

* he’ll carry you around EVERYWHERE.

* except for the toilet.

* toilets are a big no.

* AHAHAHA

* anyway he’s just chilling and reading a book with you snoozing on his shoulder on the couch, when Bokuto and Kuroo bursts through the door.

* “YO AKAAAAAASHIIIIIII”

* “HEY MAN!”

* then he shoots them the COLDEST glare and motions for them to STFU bc you’re asleep.

* and for the first time Bokuto really keeps his mouth shut LOL

* and Kuroo’s waggling his eyebrows like “OYA OYA OYA???? what’s going on here???”

* they thought they interrupted SOMETHING LMAOOOO ;) ;)

* i mean what else do you think it looked like to them????

* and then Akaashi just looks at them like,” what do you want.”

* tbh they came just to visit but they realise they’re not welcomed LMAOOO

* SO they say they’ll come back tomorrow!!!!

* and so they quickly run out bc Akaashi might MURDER them if you wake up.

* anyway you’re still wrapped around him and he finds it really cute.

* he loves you so much tbhhh

* anyway he puts his book down and cuddles you closer and he also falls asleep too.

* 10/10 domesticated life with him.

Oikawa:

* OH THIS GUY AHAHAH

* he calls you his sloth.

* EHDJCIOCFI

* anyway he always opens up his arms for you to burrow into and smiles at you all the time when you wrap your arms around him.

* then he always teases you.

* “AW (Y/N)!!! my sloth!!!!”

* he’s so annoying but you need him to carry you around so you shut up.

* but when he carries you around he needs to take breaks LOL

* then he’ll always plop down onto the floor and say,” (Y/N), you’re heavy.”

* then he apologises when you threaten to snap his neck LOLOLOLOL

* but he finds it really cute!!!!!!! he loves to carry you around, he finds you so adorable.

* so anyway he carries you around the whole day and it’s around evening where your apartment’s doorbell rings.

* so Oikawa carries you to the door LMAOOO

* and when he opens the door:

* THE SEIJOH THIRD YEARS HAVE ARRIVED.

* anyway Iwaizumi has this disgusted look on his face, Hanamaki and Matsukawa just exchange a look when they see Oikawa’s head poking out from your back.

* “oh, Iwa-chan! what are y’all doing here?” Oikawa’s asking them cheerfully.

* “you forgot it’s movie night,” Matsukawa says, and then all of them push pass Oikawa to go lounge on the couch.

* LOLOLOL Iwaizumi throws Oikawa a dirty look as he walks pass him HAHAAH

* anyway they don’t talk much about you wrapping so tightly around Oikawa the entire night, and the only thing they say when they leave after the movie and you’re still on Oikawa’s shoulder.

* “you’re digusting, trashykawa.”

* “what a simp.”

* “you’re so whipped.”

Ushijima:

* he just looks at you with that face of his when you wrap your arms around his neck.

* but he just shrugs it off cause MEH. this is Ushijima.

* the only thing he’ll tell you is that,” you should have come to Shiratorizawa.”

* anyway, this man has MUSCLES, so he’s able to carry you around AND do the housework without breaking into a sweat.

* like he’ll hang the laundry, wash the dishes, sweep the floor, mop the floor, wipe the coffee table, with you clinging on to him.

* he actually finds it kinda nice you’re hugging onto him!!!

* so he just tells you.

* “you should hug me more.”

* you’re like—

* oh! OKAY!!!

* anyway he really likes carrying you around everywhere.

* and when you lean back to smile at him???

* he has this gentle smile on his face too!!!!

* anyway for some reason Tendou figured out the password to your apartment, so he bursts in with Semi and Reon one day, and they stop in their tracks when they see you over Ushijima.

* “is (Y/N) okay?” Semi sounds so worried LOL

* “why wouldn’t she be?” Ushijima asks, and you lift your head up from his shoulders to wave at them.

* they are SO confused LOL BUT ALRIGHT.

* anyway they brought dinner for all of you!!!

* so y’all eat dinner together.

* and you only climb out of Ushijima’s grasp to roll into a chair to eat your pasta!

* Reon is SO CONFUSED HAHAHAHA

* but after y’all are done eating you’re clambering back into Ushijima’s lap and he lifts you up!!!!!

* the rest of them are still so confused, and Tendou just rolls with it bc he’s weird, and this is definitely not as weird as him.

* but really, Semi can’t hold back his curiosity and finally asks,” why are you carrying (Y/N)?”

* Ushijima’s like,” why not.”

* DIRIROGITI THEY LEAVE YOUR APARTMENT WITHOUT ANY ANSWERS AHAHAHA

* but anyway Ushijima’s just smiling at you as he continues to carry you around the house!!!!

* very cute 10/10 guy!!!!

Osamu:

* ????!!!!

* this man is the ULTIMATE tease when you wrap yourself around him one day.

* “oh? my babe (Y/N)’s hugging me?”

* then when you pout up at him bc of his incessant teasing, he grins at you and flicks you on your forehead.

* he finds you. so. ADORABLE.

* but tbh carrying onto you is kinda tiring.

* so he tells you to use your muscles to hold on to him when he’s doing household chores.

* you have to rely on your thigh muscles and your arms around his neck to hold you upright AHAHH

* and when he’s sweeping the floor, he purposely leans closer to the ground in the hopes of you falling off ):(

* he actually wants you to fall off so he can catch you and act all suave LMAOOO

* anyway

* when it’s time for lunch???

* he’s making ONIGIRI FOR YOU BABE.

* he rolls his eyes and flicks your forehead when you lean down to steal a piece while he’s making it.

* but he makes you switch your position to go onto his back when he’s cutting the ingredients and heating up the rice bc he doesn’t want you to get hurt!!!!!!

* he finds you very cute when you tap him on his cheeks to ask for a bite AHAHAH

* anyway he continues on with the chores when Atsumu bursts into the apartment, saying that he’s hungry.

* “THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT! GET OUT ATSUMU!”

* Atsumu turns to flip the middle finger, but stops short when he sees you wrapped around Osamu.

* “hold up—are y’all having SEX?”

* “what.”

* “what? CLOTHED SEX?”

* his face looks so disgusted LMAOOO

* then he’s yelling that he’s changing his mind to him being hungry and backing TF out of the apartment.

* “IM NEVER COMING BACK!”

* he yells as the door shuts.

* and Osamu just rolls his eyes and calls his brother an overreacting bastard LOL

* N E WAYS

* what Atsumu said gave him an 💡idea!!!

* and you bet he’s going to act on it ;)!!!!

HI ANON!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!! RIRIFIFIR

REQUESTS ARE OPENED!!!!! shoot me anything :)

#akaashi x reader #osamu x reader #oikawa x reader #ushijima x reader #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hc #haikyuu x reader #akaashi keiji x reader #miya osamu x reader #oikawa tooru x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x reader

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parkinglothater · 7 years

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Deleting later, but i thought i looked good in this

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