#im. jesus CHRIST

[lastmayqueen]

neil what the fuck

#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #ME PERSONALLY BUT ALSO ME THE GAYS #I! AM! DISTRAUGHT!!! #HOW AM I MEANT TO EMOTIONALLY RECOVER FROM THIS I ASK YOU #IM LITERALLY ASKING HAS ANYONE RECOVERED FROM THIS YET #“i forgive you” in the venn diagram of religious trauma and internalised homophobia #im. jesus CHRIST #what fucking crack were you on neil i ask you this #NO NIGHTINGALES #NO FUCKING PEACE FOR ME EITHER #when your partner gets rehired/big promotion but now they are. a terrorist #aziraphale. sweetie. you just saw the head angel in charge QUIT for love of a demon. #HOW DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD WORK OUT #im losing my mind #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 spoilers

[wolfythewitch]

Happy Easter

#im a little late dont mind me #art #wolfy religious tedtalks #jesus christ #bible

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[fernacular]

#Stardew Valley #im not tagging all of these characters jesus christ #everyone #furries #i guess? #animal versions #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #my art

[hasnomoxxie]

I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED

UH-

UM-

ILL GET ON MY PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON-

...UMM

JESUS CHRIST HOLDING BLUEY

Yeah that'll do it

#art #shitpost art #jesus christ #bluey #bluey heeler #bingo heeler #bandit heeler #bluey fanart #bible fanart #chilli heeler #lately i've just casually been drawing jesus whoops ithink hes a comfort character HELP ME #IM SORRY ILL DRAW PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON I GENUINELY FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED #ill leave now bye #i'm not seeing those pearly gates am i-

[leo-bandito]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST. #This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort #Anyway #I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever #THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh #hl2vrai #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #should. I tag ol gordon here ? #I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag #whatever. #hlvrai 2 #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE . #that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up #TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon #Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases #but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends. #now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE #this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god #wgatever. What the fuck ever #EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK

[diamondnokouzai]

if magneto knew what the internet was then he would post to r/aita as often as possible and all his posts would be the top posts of the year. thats the kind of drama hes going through. he also gets permabanned from r/mutants for advocating violence

#.din #.txt #marvel #x men #GD I FORGOT HOW OFTEN XAVIER USED HIS GO GO GADGET PTSD ON MAGNETO IN THIS SERIES. JESUS CHRIST. #im scared of getting gwenpool'd into the marvel universe cause thatd be the first thing id think of if i met professor x #and like what if he hadnt used his go go gadget ptsd telepathy yet in that universe? #would i be responsible for teaching him how to give magneto war flashbacks? #would he be offended that i thought about it? might be worse if he wasnt honestly. #that would be my first five questions but my hand would be covering my mouth so hed be reading my mind. #< as in the go go gadget war flashbacks would be my first five questions i mean

[cowboythewizard726]

woah-ho-ho-dude don't mean to alarm you or anything but has anyone ever told you that you've got some pretty beautiful majestic gorgeous eyes right there just a pair of completely absolutely striking ocular organs you've got in there man like jesus those are some pretty stunning irises dude like wow man

#gotta chew on this guys face #WOAH #laios../...save me laios.. svae me.... #kabru can u fight be honest #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #dunmeshi laios #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #im not. #gay. #or anything #im just #really observant #alright #alrigth #LAIOS #hey boy do you l #smile emoji #hes so beautiful #big fan of this freak jesus christ

[papanowo]

so im kinda into star trek now lol

#my art #star trek #star trek aos #james t kirk #jim kirk #spock #spirk #i just spent the past 20 minutes trying to figure out this new tagging system jesus christ #anyways #so im not hyperfixated on star wars anymore whoops #im gonna try and finish the last of my sw wips but after that #idk if im gonna be drawing anymore star wars sorry #hopefully i get back into it for tbb s3 #but who knows

[mikeslawyer]

someone made a byler edit to good luck, babe by chappell roan so i’m bringing it from tiktok because everybody and their mother has to watch it.

lives were fucking changed oh my god

#jesus fucking christ #im so normal about it #byler #mike wheeler #byler endgame #stranger things #will byers

[jade-len]

please help i just had a dream where svsss was a dating sim. so, of course i tried pursuing shen qingqiu, but it ultimately backfired because suddenly he realized that he was in a dating visual novel?? and since i put myself as a guy, he just refused to show up to special in game events to avoid me interacting with him???

and obviously i was like "wtf why isn't he here?" when he didn't show up. then at some point i explored the area, and the screen suddenly zoomed in to show sqq talking to sqh (supposedly telling him all about the little situation). next thing i know, both of them are slowly turning their head to stare at the screen in pure and utter terror

also in some part of the dream, i think i did some liu qingge events or something and as his affection levels rose, he would continuously jump scare me by popping up out of nowhere and go, "its not like i like you or anything!!" while covered in blood and holding out a demonic beast head as if it were a box of treats

anyways, totally random question guys haha if i made an svsss visual novel dating sim would you guys play it. no reason in particular at all.

#im actually learning how to code right now #if i hyperfixate enough ill turn this to reality bc im kinda bad at writing fanfiction #no promises though #i prob had this dream bc i stayed up till 5 am last night playing a date with death #idk if dream liu qingge was accurate bc personally i see him more as just being like 'for you.' before leaving #but its a funny thought to have with liu qingge acting like that sporty emotionally constipated tsundere character lmao #anyways dw if i do make the game i would build a chaotic ass harem route jesus fucking christ that'd be hilarious #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss #mxtx svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #liu qingge #cumplane

[blueskittlesart]

blood magic

#every time i try to render something im reminded of why i never render unless im being paid to do it. jesus christ #cant even decide if i like this BUT it took me too long not to post #anyways lesbians covered in blood wya #dungeon meshi #marcille #marcille donato #skribbles

[flowercape]

second chance

#danny phantom #agit spoilers #agit #a glitch in time #danny phantom spoilers #dark danny #dan phantom #my art #tue #this story was everything i wanted #i've loved this character for 17 years and this was everything i wanted for him #jesus christ i can't believe this happened im gonna be talking about this for the rest of my life #guys i'm about to become so insufferable about this comic i hope you know #1k #2k

[paponela]

their hands changed position they were making out for minutes i just know it

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby spoilers #rwby9 #cant believe im posting two CANON pictures of blake and yang kissing #jesus christ #soooooooooooooo many things to obsess in these two pictures alone

[ardeidae-e]

me gustas tú

"i like the sea, i like you"

anyways lyrics are from "Me Gustas Tu" by Manu Chao

#i cringed while doing this #it's so cheesy #jesus christ help #anyways it's out of the brain now #i can rest #istg if i have another song revelation drawing because of skk #im gonna lose it #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #soukoku #skk #my art

[eazriez]

SIMON WAS NOT A PROFESSOR. HE WAS A GUEST LECTURER/PHD CANDIDATE. BETTY WAS NOT HIS STUDENT, SHE WAS A PEER.

I am literally so sick at the fact that people keep saying that petrigrof has an unbalanced power dynamic. It is so incredibly common for guest lecturers to be peers in grad school! And it has been WELL established that Simon and Betty were in grad school! Simon was not teaching, he was studying/doing research work to become an antiquarian.

I keep seeing misinformation that implies she was in undergrad. She. Was. Not!!!!!

SHE LITERALLY STATES IN ELEMENTS THAT SHE WAS IN GRAD SCHOOL.

AND SIMON STATES IN “holly jolly secrets” THAT HE WAS STUDYING TO BE AN ANTIQUARIAN

Also! May I just add- aside from this fact- YOU CAN GO TO GRAD SCHOOL AT LITERALLY ANY AGE! AND FUN FACT! MOST! PEOPLE! IN! GRAD! PROGRAMS! HAVE! TAKEN! HIATUSES!

But - since people seem to have trouble conceptualizing this I feel like it is necessary to pull statistics just to reiterate this point since so many people are just blatantly ignoring this.

From Crimson Education,

And Steve Tippins from Beyond/PhD Coaching,

Honestly - I don’t mean to like - be aggressive. But they are both fully consenting adults that are more than likely over the age of 30 around the time that they met! Even if Simon was a professor Betty still would have statistically likely to be over the age of 30. That is a whole ass grown woman.

edit: ALSO I FEEL AS THOUGH IT IS NECESSARY TO MENTION- this does not change the fact that Betty was a fan of Simon’s work and placed him on a high pedestal.

Also - if I have any misinformation on this post regarding grad school, please feel free to inform me!

#petrigrof #simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake #jesus christ im so tired of people saying this is the reason why their relationship is toxic